Pocono Turn left

its just how the weather is here during the summer in the Poconos. stuff just compresses as it comes up over the Appalachians.
Went yesterday, raining at my house 13 miles north east but was fine at the track.

Busted for failing pre-race technical inspections.
Austin Dillon, Ryan Blaney, Ross Chastain, William Byron, Reed Sorenson, Michael McDowell, Corey LaJoie, Chris Buescher and Jimmie Johnson,

user are u one of them subhuman mountain crackas?

this was at the track yesterday, clouds but could pour at any moment.
>streamable.com/g80lh
thats more central pa user

A E S T H E T I C

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This dude was like super pissed or excited for Krut. Everyone was staring and wondering if he was ok.

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is that the MRN guy?

>radio style broadcast

yes

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is Larson in the wall yet?

>this top 5
Looks like my race nap is gonna come early

rolling for who loses his brakes

could be anyone, hopefully its not johnstones or Blackie JR

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Indy in 45, and it will probably be over before this race finishes.

Where are they racing at?

Every commentator on MRN sounds like a shrieking autist. Between that and the fact that there are even more ad breaks than TV, I'm not sure how anyone listens to a race on the radio.

mid ohio i think

Sounds good. What channel?

Correct.

mid ohio, not the most exciting race but certainly better than this

Keznuts again...

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Cars are too slow for that now.

F

They went to commercial for the Harrison tribute lmao

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Trips confirm Harv is fash wave /ourguy/

Big NBC

F

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>tfw too poor have to listen on MRN

feels bad, nascar app has kyle bush on board tho thats breddy comfy

THE CACTUS KING HAS AWOKEN FROM HIS SLUMBER. ALL HAIL THE CACTUS KING!

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Hello again glacier nigger, how much you pay for that satellite internet?

It's about $20 USD per gigabyte.

I used to cheer and feel tremendous happiness whenever the 48 would wreck.

Now I feel nothing, that's how dead this sport is to me :^(

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sheeeit, hard to catch enough fish to pay for that i bet

NBC missed it

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based

dubs confirm the trips. checked and keked brother. Hail Harvler!

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>oy vey the drive for diversity isnt working

the dude was white...

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this is whitneys favorite photo

i was talking about the grandstands. Whiter than a Nuremburg rally as always which is why I love this sport

lots of blacks there yesterday for the truck race. Had a nego and his son sitting in front of us

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>tfw a cup race is too expensive for a po nig

cringe threads

leave sugartits

kek thats my uncle I went to that talladega race with him

based

please save this and never use your shit image.

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which tracks have you gone to /turnleft/?
Sonoma, Bristol, Pheonix, and Vegas for me.

niggermania.net/forum/showthread.php?85366-Niggers-in-Nascar

>corona coozie
>bud light can

what did he mean by this?

she meant secretly she likes a little southwester spice in her balloon knot.

that thread is pure gold

Bristol in the hey day mid oughts, Pocono, Kentucky, and Michigan.

How is Pocono this bad of a track?

I rather give Atlanta its second day back than keep 2 Pocono races

pol is even better

are we watching the same race?

Charlotte, New Hampshire and Richmond

[spoiler]St-Eustache, Chaudiere[/spoiler]

Can you even spoiler on this board?

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I think it draws a big crowd everytime and that's why it's keeping both dates.

>Flagwoman has a ponytail

hnnnnngh

>stage racing

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I love it. I don't want to pass out after 50 laps of Sunday driving with 10s of seconds between cars.

Oh it's another Krylewinslol

Who could have possibly forseen that.

can we delete Pocono from the track schedule now?

he hasnt won shit yet, relax

its a semantics thing, they should be called heats and the 'playoffs' should have remained the chase or the post season this isnt niggerball

no, we cant

Maybe other drivers should drive better and stop letting Kyle win every time at Pocono

skill track, cant touch kryle

you sound like a little bitch user.

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we going to the Glenn next week boys?

Green flag at Mid-Ohio

>that image

topkek, but it implies autism isnt standing in the cuck corner jerking off

Fugg Pocono bring back a 2nd Darlington race.

chicago, indianapolis (for both the 500 and the Brickyard 400), Road America, Iowa, Kansas, and Gateway

nah Pocono is good.

kryle in car is epic on restarts get on the nascar app bros

One of you boys wreck Kryle.

rolling

why? hes a great driver.

>nu nascar is cancer

k sweetie, keep going into the past. We will go forward.

explain pls

How is Kryle's car so fast

better driver

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time for my nascar nap lads. eyes getting heavy

Don't cum while your away user.

>lelliott

How does this bum still have a ride, NASCAR should ban his ass

I downloaded the app, but I can't find how to listen to Kyle. Maybe I'm just stupid?

rain in 5

This won't be enough to end the race

nope just a blow through, shit happens all the time here. Heat will dry the track in 5 mins

I feel so bad for Paul Menard.

Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like Hendricks.

Such a fucking shame because Gordon, Elliot, and Johnson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Menard had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.

You stupid fucking idiot. Paul Menard's dad is literally the richest man in Wisconsin. HIS FUCKING DAD OWNS ALL THE MENARDS STORES IN THE USA.

Paul Menard has won one fucking NASCAR race in his life in the over 10 years he's been racing. It was at Indianapolis and it was because he was on fuel strategy (Gordon was caching him).

PAUL MENARD FUCKING SUCKS

Don't ever post this stupid shit again

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won't work with a triangle...

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>Elliott hits wall, flat tire
>doesn't just go to pit and get new tires. Just goes straight to the garage "Lol guess I'm out"

????????

I've actually met Paul Menard before

I saw him at the Brickyard in 2011. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my pit road tour and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I decided to leave the pit road tour and go back to the grandstands to my seat for the race, Paul was attempting to sneak off of pit road with a 45 year old milf into the spectator's portopotty.

The guy scanning VIP passes was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, I believe you have a race soon.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually Paul pulled a couple $100 dollar bills out.

When he took the Milf's 3 VIP passes (the others being for Gordon and Ky. Busch) and started scanning his a second time, he stopped him a and told him to scan them each pass individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each pass and gave them back to the milf and started to tell him to have a great race, he kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

Later I saw Paul Menard appear from a portopotty, sweatied, and running to his car to stand with his teammates for the National Anthem.

I can't tell if you're baiting or not

It worked for ARCA and truck qualifying though

car was fugged

Front left was destroyed

>Blaney
hope he deports suarez after the race

Dang, almost managed to avoid the caution, but being sandwiched against the wall was too much.

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Holy shit

Gimmie's first stage win in like what... 3 years?

G I M M I E
I
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I really like this cactus king

shit it got windy there.

I'm upset. Stage 3, I kinda like having all the out of stater nascar fans here for the weekend. Its going to end, then its just shindycar which is all suits and polo shirt fags.

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fell asleep for an hour and a half. how's the race?

its been great user. A little after the start was a bit boring but its been quite exciting. you missed a lot

Why don't they just put enough gas in them to go the whole race

New Hampshire
Pocono
Daytona
Homestead
The Glen
Richmond
Charlotte

weight

NASCAR knows they lose their inbred rural hick fans if they ever got rid of the V8.

They already lost their shit when NASCAR banned carburetors

BIG HIT

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>USAA commercial

>all I can think of is *hoooooccchhhlllaa*
*>clunk*
>*EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

pocono 1000 miles with co-drivers when?

>I KEEP WAITING FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOU I NEEEEEEEEEED YOOOOOOOOOOU
>WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL
>THAT'S MY DAUGHTER

big if true

Someone was throwing a hot dog at Moodys mouth.

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David Ragan is mediocrity incarnate and he's guaranteed a full-time Cup ride for the next 15 years for some reason.

Matt is butt hurt.

>I'm lovin it

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kek

He raced with Hendricks early in his career, no?

Thats enough for me

posted the wrong one first.

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Hitting presents is wrong though

Roush

Is this shoop

Thought I saw a hot dog in the live shot

He won the Jack Roush gong show reality tv thing and got his ride

nope its a screen shot right from the tv user

GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME TYRES GIVE THAT WHICH I DESIRE

How butthurt is Jr knowing Hemric William be more successful than himself in the #8?

Probably not as all as JR can chill the rest of this life very comfortably.

So Kryle lost, right?

No way at all he can stay in. He'll run out of fuel. And even if there's a cawshun he'll be behind everyone

>Kyle

he just came in

Who's the most successful #8 in history?

Jones is shook AF

nascar.com/gallery/no-8-drivers-through-the-years/

>everyone runs out of fuel on last lap
>it's a footrace as everyone runs across the finish line

Dale Jr was a mid-tier driver, with championship-level cars. He knows it too - that's why it was such a hard sell by NASCAR to promote him as anything other than Dale Earnhardt's son.

Dale Jr was cool though

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He is very cool, also has a formidable dong.

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>leaders are drafting on lapped cars because they might run out of fuel

300 IQ strategy here

Enjoy Spire Motorsports next year Jones

Pocono is truly the thinking mans race

>not even third best joe gibbs car
lmao at this dude

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SHIT PACKAGE

Indycar race was great!

holy fugg I want to hear an interview after this race.

just got here. are all the leaders at risk on fuel?

cool were all NASCAR here Susan.

good old fashioned fuel mileage race

are we in for a meme finish bois?

all 20 cars are at risk

I was watching this earlier, just came back.

10-4 good buddy

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

NO GOD DAMNIT

no meme fuel finish ;____;

REEEEEEEEE FUCKING BACKMARKER RUINING THE FUN

now, who stays out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

backmarker cawshun ruins the meme strategy race

wow kyle just won the race

Godddammit

Everyone's just going to get fuel now

No fuel meme finish

thanks you fucking shitbox

who paid them?

get these fucking backmarker trash cars out of NASCAR

>Be Tow Truck
>Push Car
hmmm

How the fuck did that backmarker even make it this far in the race?

It's actually being towed, there's a wire that wraps all the way around the track.

SHUT IT DOWN!

MINDBLOWN

based

clean air wins lol

he /misstandem/

Hmm

Lots of cars stayed out

We could still get a meme finish

At least Rick Ware is giving guys like Theriault and Bilicki an opportunity. Beats the hell out of early in the season when their drivers were even shittier than their cars.

CLOSING TIME

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Winner roll

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can he get to the front?

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>krut

big juan

>Krut

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

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Damn, I thought the #34 was gone for a second.

Stenhouse fucking pitted krut

wtf Kurt

>not on purpose.jpg

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post race is going to be fun

Based steakhouse

Wrecky strikes again

stenhouse purposeful wrecking of KRUT?

stenhouse is a fag

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Stenhouse is gonna get decked

Steakhouse doesn't give a fuck

Alright trying again winner roll

>Suarez

Kurt is always causing drama

I feel bad for McDowell.

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That was as clear as it could be

Hamlin having the coke shakes

Official winner roll!

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will Kylel win now?

>denny having coke withdrawl

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Newman wins upside down and backwards across the line

inb4 larson steals it

But he turned right

Larson gonna shove Denny and win it cap this

they always turn left

Larson is going into the wall

It is certain

lol

lmao it happened

for fucks sake

never a doubt my man Larson is a royal fuckup

is there anyone who likes Dinny in 2019

Danny is a gay ass faggot fuck everything

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Denny is based I dont care what you fags say

>zero cars ran out of fuel even in overtime

>announcers 10 laps ago: GUYS THEY COULD RUN OUT OF FUEL ANY LAP NOW. HOLY SHIT

go to hell announcers, they all obviously had plenty of fuel enough to finish. fuck you, I was waiting for a fuel finish meme

This. Who the fuck starts watching Nascar and is like "Yep, I'm gonna be a Denny Hamlin fan"?

Didn't Denny used to always win here?

>nobody ran out of gas
Dafuq

aight Denny!

>horrible burnout

wow fuck you hamlin you pussy

>RIP salute 11th lap
>11 wins race
>11 kills cameraman in celebration after win

Imagine being this seething kek

where's cuckledge?

>cameraman running for his life
Based Denny

Even got fuel for the big burnout.

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how long until a cameraman gets injured

Will Larson hit the wall at every track this year?

It's because of cautions, you dense mongrels.

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST POCONO RACES!

died in a tragic car hauler accident earlier this weekend

Need updates on Stenhouse and Busch

>tfw me, a Bryon fan in 2019

Y-you can still win the championship if you don't win a single race except the championship race, r-right?

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Autism won the Nationwide championship in '13 without winning a race.

Fucking finally.

Fumino a best

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you don't even have to win a race with the current format. Ryan Newman almost did it in 2014.

It's good to see that Rowdy Burns still has NASCAR connections post-retirement

Byron or anyone from hendrick is not winning the championship bud

Who's that Monster girl behind denny???? holy shit she's actually attractive

That's my gf

kyle should have won he got fucked by their gay ass cautions, fucking meme rain caution, piece of shit motherfuckers

He's actually unironically doing pretty good without a win.

Was Jones crying?

Jones is a complete pussy

Has Chase Elliott been completely E X P O S E D

every hendrick driver is shit now

We'll see next week. If Elliot DNF's at fucking Watkin's Glen he's a complete meme

Hold the fuck up, why are there cars on the track?

Go back to twitter Samantha

Not calling NASCAR racist or anything, but why was Suárez penalized, again

Trying to play games with the restart. Too much of a gap between his car and the car ahead in line to get a jumpstart.

Ah I see, I though i heard passing before start/finish line on FS latam

He laid way too far back coming to the restart zone in order to get a run. It was blatant, like 3 or 4 car lengths
Also it was karma for bullying Blaney early in the race

I feel like you would be mad if you won 10million tax free. Keep being a homo and kill yourself with a shotgun to the upper palate

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yeah his team didnt know what they were talking about or didnt understand the rule but you cannot hang back to gun it, which allows you to travel faster than the car in front of you by the time you cross the restart line leaving him fucked

billicki causing that last caution was a load of shit

Everyone had enough fuel to make it to the end. NBC announcers were bluffing

some paid them big time
Driveshaft "broke"...., just parked it and didn't try to make it back. They can make it all the way around with no power after qualifying.

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what did he mean by this?

shit breaks sometimes bro, it happens

sure it does

I don't believe it, bro

shes really not, she does the Friday monster can free pass for the June event.

>I ran out of Coke at the end last week
>maybe Drumpf will stop building the racist wall so those stupid Mexicans can keep bringing over my cocaine

Christ I didn't know Denny was so political

Just because your driver didnt win doesnt mean it's a conspiracy

honestly I don't really care who wins user, I just like to see competition. I don't have a favorite driver. But that seemed oddly strange what happened. I'll stick to my story Susan.