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I now see you were right.

Cut it out samefag.
And don't even think about using 4chanX.

I know they’re called starters, but what would happen if the pen pitched the first 3 innings and the starters finished the last 6? Everyone’s still pitching the same amount, right? If the starters are tight let them cleanup.

he's been warning us the whole time and we failed to listen...

sorry sir

The pen would give up 3-5 runs in the first 3 innings then and the starter would give up more because they aren't protecting a lead or a tie so they wouldn't give a shit.

Happ better pull his head out of his tailpipe.

sorry for calling you an asshole, I was ignorant and should have known

>Happ didn't get out
What a pleasant surprise

Grand Slam Schwarbomb please?

oh i hate this fucker

GRAND SLAM SCHWARBOMB!
4-0

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Do you like anything in the 6th race at Saratoga?

FIRST PITCH
NO HESITATION

SCHWARBIEPOSTING IS BACK

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Put it all on Honest Mischief.

Is four enough?

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I predicted this

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Why do the Brewers have a literal fucking child pitching?

How are the Cubs losing the division with a 300million dollar payroll?

All the adult flee Wisconsin at first chance.

all their adult starters are hurt

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I missed the game yesterday, were broor fans ITT silent and submissive as usual until they had the lead/tied?

>Rays acquire Eric Sogard from Blue Jays
Though this did become a moot point since the bullpen is again brightest burning dumpster fire and the Blue Jays wanted a king's ransom for Sogard.

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They were as submissive as the cusb bullpen.

You assume they have fans in the first place.

Imagine living in the shithole that is Chicago.

Great suggestion, but the 6th race is where some input is needed.

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Sogard's a hack. didnt he get demoted last year with the Brewers cause he was batting below .200? this years been an anomaly

DADDY KNOWS!

>Kerry
You know what to do

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daddy!

>default windows and horse betting

could you be any more of a boomer

3 warning track flyouts FUG

based default windows user here too, we have the same wallpaper nice

Horse raced well; tabbed for future reference.

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True that I'm a protoboomer. Also true that great minds think alike.

Who won? If it was Kerry, you only have yourself to blame.

>Daddy Knows
>female jockey

cringe but redpilled

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That’s what Highland Park is for.

>Kerry lost
It's over... The Cubs are finished...

>betting on headshot

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What if the Clark was more like Doala?
youtube.com/watch?v=odfC0fBt4OU

Has Clark done anything other than standard PR stuff?

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Javy didn't swing holy crap

>Walking Baez

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>Heyward trying to GIDP
Maybe Happ can be useful.

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3 run homer now. Go for the Homer cycle Schwarbie!

Dunno about Clark, but I like his evil cousin.

youtube.com/watch?v=IjqJCpJSrwU

I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY

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BASED, ITS HAPPENING

SCHWARBOMB REDUX!

7-0

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Unironically trade Schwarber tomorrow.

SCHWARBIE WITH A SLAM!
7-0
>still worried about the pen

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i agree, he just peaked

THE SCHWARFATHER

That begs the question, could Japanese Mascots survive in America?
Image if an American Mascot did this.
youtube.com/watch?v=cIb2DeS0xxk

The feels are too sensitive in the USA. Mascot in jail or sued for being inappropriate.

>that ridiculous ABBA remix

no way this would fly in America
I think the Phanatic could hold his own in Japan though

I am mildly amused at how it lined up

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>Phanatic in Japan
Have I got a surprise for you.
youtube.com/watch?v=_ACJw5gbrwI

these antics are off the charts...I gotta go to a ballgame if I ever get to Japan

>Squeezing Q
What the fuck Ump

Reminder if not for umpball, it would 1 out, 1 on.

You should.
They operate on another level from the American ones.
youtube.com/watch?v=QKskJfRLgzk

>Q getting umpballed hard now.

The triple play is in order

>cubs can only win 1 out of 3 on road series
>offense always wakes the fuck up on last game

i dunno the phillies hotdog cannon is pretty awesome. And benny the bull is world's most extreme mascot.

Strike out of the game right there if Q can get out of this.

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The absolute state of the Los Angeles Dodgers

Reminder, the Broors are sign stealers.

about to blow it

>jinx

>Maddon

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JOE WHAT THE FUCK

>Q getting pulled
If only he didn't get squeezed early in the inning.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING MADDON

>Q turns his back on Joe
>doesnt even make eye contact as he hands over the ball
damn straight, Ive had it up to here with these dumbass pitching changes

>Brach
This is all on Joe if Q's Era is 5 this game.

>Brach stops the bleeding
>Now we have 4 innings of the pen
>With only a 4 run lead
This is going to suck.

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maybe we should get rid of maddon Im so sick of our pitching being this trash, it why our away record is so bad

If NPB is triple A when compared to MLB.
Then MLB mascots are triple A compared to the NPB ones.
youtube.com/watch?v=LhzmxG-K4gw

the >cusb have 4 hits
wat happen to this offense?

>The mastermind behind the Phanatic is Bonnie Erickson, who's also responsible for a number of Jim Henson's Muppets, most famously Miss Piggy.

>0-2 on Baez
He's got'em right where he wants him

>Baez gets umped
I'm getting real sick of these blues.
Electronic strike zone when?

that one out was the best thing Brach has done all year

neat

>Happ walks again
>Schwarber home runs again
how do you react?

with concern about the pen

Happ getting things started once again

With cautious optimism.

its not going to happen
our offense is going to slump and then the bullpen is going to continue to shit the bed

>no hits
>.400 obp
>still better than almora
based happ

Cubs could have had Jimenez and Cease right now if Epstein wasn't a fucking idiot and just let the Cubs miss playoffs in 2017.

He made it, lads.

>Trying to umpball Schwarber
Are they blind or corrupt?
Or both?

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>3-3
:)

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nice hustle schwarbie!!

>HaBB
no hits and 4 walks this season

He just needs consistent playing time and Maddon needs to not be retard and lead him off.

CARATINI WITH A PINCH HIT 3 RUN HOMER!~
10-3

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I felt that one coming during the challenge. 10-3 bois

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schwarbie hustle sets up the home run by carrot man

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10-3

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AND THE CROWD GOES WILD

This, no hustle, inning over.

CA-RA-TI-NI *clap* *clap* *cl-cl-clap*

CA-RA-TI-NI *clap* *clap* *cl-cl-clap*

>weeb and koreanfaggots are the cubs fanbase on Yea Forums

seriously get fucking shot.

can't wait for the penn to throw this out

pardon my origami ignorance but what is she from?

>He doesn't like anime
Your tears are delicious redditor.

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Boku no Pico

its a pathetic embarrassment, worse even than the pen

I predict the pen gives up 3 more runs.
Final score 11-6

MYA-NEE!

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>mad
>at anime

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THAT DEFENSIVE GEM BY SCHWARBIE!

schwarbie with the amazing catch on the run!

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>Ryan continues to be good.
1 down. 3 to go.

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Watch wilson flyout to the warning track again

youtube.com/watch?v=sOjXwZPFQfM
More elite mascot action.

Can one get a Sam Adams in Miller Park? What about a Guinness?

Willy is an all star don't badmouth him

youtube.com/watch?v=xcO_U9Jceps

overpriced garbage shit? probably.

Can you call rocket mortgage at guaranteed rate field?

Sorry boys, hes my favorite cub i'm just triggered hes hit it there 2 times today.

>Ryan pitches 2 clean innings
2 more to go.

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Cubs should just take 3 outs here so Ryan can pitch the 8th

does that mean its safe to let strop get some work?

Strop is never safe

Only if Cubs get a 10 run lead.

>Brewers are 6 outs from defeat
Feels good man

Please no

Send in Rizzo to pitch the 9th he needs the experience

>Heyward getting umped

>Happ
>3 walks
>3 runs
He just needs to not swing at anything and then let a teammate hit a home run while he's on.

>JD saying Happ should go be a leadoff hitter again

What a retard. That is what fucked him up and his swing in the first place.

Leave JD alone!

Happ has a better eye than the ump

Where the fuck was this strike zone for Q?
Broors getting all the calls their way and they're still getting BTFO

Another inning of Ryan?

Only if you want to emulate how maddon runs the good relievers into the ground by over using them.

Call the game JD stop shitposting during commercials

Never

everything’s overpriced when you’re po

>That shit eating grin on Baez's face after he snagged Yelich's ball and almost got the double play.

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>Letting the roider get a hit
Welp

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What is it with Cubs relievers than then fucking over the previous pitcher if they inherit runs?

they're all petty

The guy who was on 1st got there when Ryan was pitching, thus the run is charged to him.

Schwarber needs another home run right here.

>Throwing at Schwaribe
BOOOOOO

Welp hes 1.000 for the day i guess

That's what I'm saying. Cub relievers love to screw over the guy they take over for come in with a runner on.

>Another warning track fly out

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schwarbie goes 1st to 3rd with terrific baserunning

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Warning track flyout for wilson wouldn't be so bad right about now

I cant understand why they mad

and he stretches that hit to third just to show his foot is fine

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1st base umpire is a fucking retard.

Nice hustle wilson, way to bring these broors right back off the bench

Umpballed overturned, again.
Willy with a fielder's choice that scores Schwarber!
11-4

How many blown calls is this now?

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11-4

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Willy!

>brors can score 6 runs and still lose
Feels good man

Holland going to shut these jokers down.

[W]
This was cathartic

Hail Schwarber.

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[uu[

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[W] see yall in st louis

a much needed [ W ]

big day for schwardaddie
didnt expect Holland to pitch a clean 9th
and the Wrigley North faithful fill the stadium with their song!

[ W ]
>beaten but not swept
I’ll take it.

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