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>WDC Standings (will be updated next bread)
L. Hamilton 223
V. Bottas 184
M. Verstappen 162
S. Vettel 141
C. Leclerc 120

>WCC Standings (will be updated next bread)
Mercedes 407
Ferrari 261
Red Bull 217
McLaren 70
Toro Rosso 42

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:
167 (169 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
92

>Hund status:
Ve have no chance against ze Roten Bullen vith ze Holländer, he's much too schnell in ze Regen.

>News:
BEST RACE SINCE 2011 CANADA
CONGRATS TO JENSON BUTTON AND BRITTNY FOR THEIR BABY
>Mercedes-Benz German GP

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SAY IT WITH ME

GASLY FIRED

I guarantee you ain't getting shit like this from us next week

here we go toto seethe

Exposed/Unexposed chart when?

Where is hololbro and his exposure chart?

This race was so good, even Schumi raised from his bed

EXPOSURE POLL
strawpoll.me/18388426
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>when you come over to watch netflix and he pulls his laptop out

Reminder that HULK AND RIC are more exposed than GAS

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Who made that NYEOOOOOW noise?

based home GP

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We need to apologise to Bernie.

the corner that saved f1

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I'm not happy, hamilton didn't lose any points to bottas

can we please add the entirty of mclel and Alonso on the list?

beautiful. i am so hard rn

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I've missed the race
Want to fucking die rn

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>AHEM
>I HAVE A FEW WORDS I WOULD LIKE TO SAY

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I knew this was going to happen the moment he was announced to replace Trickyardo. Knew he was a shitter since his GP2 title year.

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POST YOUR RACE FACE

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We deserved this race for sitting through the French GP

SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT HIM

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MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

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Alonso eternally BTFO!

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Cool shot

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>Unterhunden OP
Noice

Half the grid got EXPOSED m8, I can't vote for just one pilot

>EXPOSED
All of Mercedes
All of Renault
LeClerc
Perez
Gasly

>UNEXPOSED
Vettel
Stroll
All of Toro Rosso

>tfw people younger than you are making bank driving super fast cars and having fun while you work a shit job for shit pay and contemplate suicide daily

BASED CUBEGOD.

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delighted for kvyat
shame stroll didn't quite get the podium but a good run for him also, based racing point with a big brained strategy

So good to see Toto so salty

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Somebody stop this man!

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Good post

His suffering is over

toto is fucking fuming lmao, jesus

i want to die

Renault black and yellow livery is cursed
Iit's a french team and should use the french blue racing color !!!

Don't do it bro. Live for the three great F1 races per decade.

when we gettin EXPOSED graph, based statistics user?

He's given based Kvyat a path back to a top seat.

B A S E D

fear for suzie tonight desu

>rain
>carmagedon
>mercedes fucking dying
>seb redemption
>kyvy stronk
>5 stopper

jesus christ

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m8...

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SMASH

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biz idea: get rid of mercedes
look how everyone is happy without them in the top 10

Sio Gasly getting dropped now?

>Voting for just one driver in the exposure poll

Saw him chin a dog once. Mad cunt.

I just want to die

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>everybody complaining about the drag track

what a bunch of pussies

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AFLA PIT CREW

they were all born into it

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are you that guy with several mclaren caps which i saw a few times in a public bus ?

6 Hamiltonshitters actually voted for Vettel.
Imagine that level of butthurt!

dumb frog

Yeah worked great for Ligier and Prost

>Kvyat getting a victory in Formula 1.5
wow.

based alf

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imagine if alfa played it right we could've had gimi podium

so what was the penalty for hamilton going too slow behind the safety car?

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I swear last time I couldn't vote for several pilots. FUCK I'm retarded. Sorry Ukrainebro

haha whoever pushed all the merc anniversary stuff is looking for a new job tomorrow

Someone has the webm of that Hamlel pit stop?

I missed the latter half of race. Could Hulk actually have becomed 3rd?

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FUCK STEWARDS, FUCK V6S, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL...
FUCK NIGGER MUTTS!

No, I don't own any f1 stuff.

>Vivien at the Toro Rosso garage with David Schumacher

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Better than Hamilton.
Okay .. .that's not saying much.

It wasn't Gasly fault though but Albon

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sold into slavery to Grando

Pictured just minutes after blowing Ralf

>M8
Okay Grosjean

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Nah he would've gotten like 5th or 6th if everything went normal

/f1/ is Yea Forums

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>tfw born into shit job with no hope for my future
bro...

please stop

If it had to be the last Hockenheim GP for a while, at least it was the GP of maximum meme magic

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Ligier was based.

Thats what you get for not Running a full white livery

this can't get any more >t. Bottas

Maybe since as Bottas DROPPED IT, but would've probably got fucked over at the next pit stop anyway..

COPE, troll.

Max is now the only driver to score points in every race this year

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Let it go Pierre, see you in FE next year

t. Gasly's PR team doing the damage control
Just as pathetic as a driver you're shilling for.

Was waiting for this. Lot of boxes to tick.

4chins only supports 3MB file size user; we'd have to upload it in six parts

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>expecting to hold your position with Renault garbage engine

lmfao

>you lose half a second a lap for each child you have
>Kvyat gives birth
>comes 3rd day after

based

Is Hulkenberg a good driver that's unlucky, or is he a bad driver lucky to have a seat?

MAX WDC 2019

No, Ralf is getting drained by Sascha Roos in the German Sky commentator booth right now

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for two hours every two weeks

>Celebrating 125 years of MWL
>Celebrating 200 GPs of MWL
>Mercedes marketing wanted this race for Netflix

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He's a choker, he could have had maybe a RBH seat today.

But I have a great job, make good money, don't work a lot but gaining massive further career prospects at the same time. Life's good

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Shit race driven by lucky tyre decisions and safety car timing. This is "sport" you say?

>2 fathers on the podium
Hamilel BTFO

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based

Absolutely, but they were hardly successful. Panis' win in Monaco was pure kino though

the latter

>Deleted
Soft cunt

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Holy shit Bottas looked like he’s been fucking crying.

>has a renault shitbox that's about to break
>puts it into the wall to avoid EXPOSING the team

What a nice guy

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Why's the thread so fucking dead? Best race this whole season

then its not that bad for you lmao.

>kvyat gives birth
don't know if biology works like that lad

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Would have won this race without knocking up that Piquet mutt

That's what they get for having a Williams white livery

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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lel those computer graphics made to look important that actually do nothing.

looks like a movie set

Probably got banned for SEETHINGLY posting Blacked elsewhere.

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>HAM
>BOT
>VET

Have sex

>Blyat givesd biorth

u wotz?

One more race and he will be at peace playing bumping cars in FE.

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He was 2nd and later 3rd but who knows, Albon and Sainz were just behind Hulk but then Kvyat and Stroll came out of nowhere

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fugg

how get racing gf

How many double DNF has renault so far?

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TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

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kek

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>N-NO T-THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>I-I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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Rain is the true MVP lads

exposed the true carbabby shitters, promoted the worthy

kek

on top of that:
>dressed up like a bunch of fucking goons for it
>le sophisticated historic brand marketing
>p1 to p-nothing

Have Schumi blood

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funny how no one can explain why this race is so great I like that max took pole but the race itself was shit is this what you guys cry to see more of?

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he was one of the quickest guys in the wet and on another level to Ricciardo when both were in the race
Hulk just fucked up like plenty of others did today

SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E

If we have to sacrifice so many drivers for these kind of races to happen, heck I'm all up for it

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I FOCUS ON THE PAIN

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I would suck Stroll's cock tbqh, he's so cute.

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good post

bad post

No
Yea Forums is /f1/

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shitty bait here's your (you) now piss off

soviet bioengineering

based

>catch a little cold
>worse than K-Mag
el em a o at that coon

bants

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whta a bunch of poofter with their dumb hats, fucking faggots

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>the race itself was shit is this what you guys cry to see more of?
Hamilton fucking up so hard that not even his underdog car can save him. That'S what we want to see more of.

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Horner secretly being a robot confirmed

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>

retard
based

Reminder that there is INdy tonight

Why are their votes for Sainz in the Exposed poll!?

What did he do wrong? He ended up 5th.

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>omg so many cars crashing
>so random
>my german country

no you fuck off

now that he got rained on he might develop an actual pneumonia

kek saved

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>ONE chance
>fucks it up

and people want this fraud in a top team

He's very fast, but he's suffering the pressure.

THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL

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He span I believe but there are always morons in that poll

>HAHA LOOK I MADE LE FUNNY HAHA
Nah you're just seething, like everyone else.

The BASED HAMGOAT himself will BTFO all of you in the next race.

so close brehs

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this is what happens when you dress like fucking hipsters

AHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAAAAA
OH
NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOO

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BASED

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>BLYAT gets Minardi's second podium
>Fezza tells BLYAT that they don't have a spot for him in the red F1 car
>Take him to back of factory
>Covers are taken off of their hypercar
>Fezza taking a works team back to Le Mans
>Gonna build around BLYAT
>10 time Le Mans winner BLYAT helps GAZPROM negotiate a Russian oil pipeline going to France via Italy
>World politics fixed
>All because BLYAT got another podium

HAVE HOPE LADS BELIEVE IN THE PLAN

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We won't be so lucky.

There are always spergs here, see the retard who can't even use strawpoll properly or the screeching hamilmutt fan

THE NEEDLE TEARS A HOLE

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didnt bother watching the race cos im bored of f1 but apparently it wad a proper shindig ffs

>safety car timing
SC timing killed Verstappen and he still won easily

Uitstekende paal

Some day then... this is too harsh... *sips coffee*

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Reminder that even though many drivers got exposed today, Hamilton is the true choice.

>oh shit I'm close to a podium
>better crash out

>Sky putting Russell ahead of Kubica in the WDC just because he's British
Biased and retardpilled.

>Not congratulating Kyvat with his podium and newborn child.

For shame OP

Span off in the pleb filter corner. Could have a podium otherwise.

mad af, lel.

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LOOK AT THE BLONDE GUY BEHIND HIM WTF AHAHAHAHAHA ROFL NO EMOTION WHATSOEVER ROFL AHAHAHAHA

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LMAO

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best part of the race nobody talks about:
Hamilton's ABYSSMAL pace after the last two restarts, losing time to midfield drivers like Raikkonen ahead of him

yeah he spun but his pace was nowhere, at least Bottas was somewhat quick

SHould OCO go to RBR, TR or mercedes or renault?

Oh fug, thanks for the reminder

Lmao shame on me I actually believed HULK could get a podium

>Nah you're just seething, like everyone else.
>The BASED HAMGOAT himself will BTFO all of you in the next race.

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HAMFAGS BTFO

HAMILTON NO WHERE TO BE SEEN

HAHAH HAHAHAH HAHAHHAHA LOSER FAGGOT

THE OLD FAMILIAR STING

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bases

He would have been behind based Kubica if not for the Bottas' crash.

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>somewhat quick
>can't overtake stroll

Where can I find the post race interviews? I have to go to church right now

>>Fezza taking a works team back to Le Mans

If Aston Martin, Mercedes, Ferrari, Audi, Brabham, McLaren and fuck knows who else field cars for the new 2020/2021 Supercar LMP1 regulations, my penis would be so fucking hard the whole 24 hours.

Like Vettee, Hulk panics when he's under pressure

yeah
/f1/ was also genuinely rooting for him
wouldn't have made it on the podium if the race would have continued normal but 4th would have been good still and exposed Ricciardo massively, now both are expsoed

for which team is he going to drive next season?

It's as if he'd realized right there and then that he's absolute shit and the worst carbabby ever.

im so happy rn

>Blyat being the agent of world peace
Based

Very based

Go and say thank you, find them later on the youtubes

i really like his helmelt

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updated
>strawpoll.me/18388426

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>2 italian teams on podium
>0 mercs on podium

Apologize

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Probably mixing up sainz and perez

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Red Bull, apologise. Now.

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Yeah but on p4, and not p15

Look, i was going to make this one with the FaceApp aged ricciardo but after today's race i seriously did not know who to pick

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Renault

first time in hybrid era hamilton finishes out of points

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That Brit poster BTFO

nah man, Hulk is going to retire before he gets any win.

Pretty sure he's used to be the true underdog

Oh, come on. He was much better than Hamilton.
I'd say Hamilton should go to Williams and Bottas to ... Renault, maybe?

Will Marko swallow his pride and bring back Kvyatt?

Kvyat is BACK

Jesus hates you, I hope you know that.

put bottas
he had a chance offered, he threw it away
WDC over surely

F1 2019 helmet dlc when?

Don't be mean.

LE SCUZZI

Damn I love this, well done

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Well that's a harasho day for him

I hope it was a good, natural squat birth for the new russian

shit post

Why is Cube so high?

Gasly found dead

based

TRY TO KILL IT AWAY

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>fireworks going out at the place I'm living
holy shit what did Blyat just do there
cheeky cunt

How the hell is Hamilton not leading this poll by 300 votes?

slow and steady

fucking kek

This is great. Thanks.

Where do you think Leclerc would have finished had he kept the car running and got out of the gravel?

>we could've had gimi podium
at least that based overtake streak and the btfoing of vettel in the early stages was kino

Why though? Just say home, god is everywhere.

GET IN THERE BRITON

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Where were you when Red Bull got the podium locked down?

Shit poster.
Your boy has been exposed, retard.

bbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaased

Sainz confirmed for best driver on the grid.

Not in the mercedes box right now though

>yfw you still lead the WDC/WCC

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>BLYAT one of the least exposed drivers in the year despite Marko's best intentions
PROOF TO BELIEVE IN THE PLAN LADS BLYAT GONNA SAVE THE WORLD

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This is the best post in the history of /f1/

Might as well retire the entire website now.

H A M
G O A T

kek

>god is everywhere.
Except with Hamilton. #blessed

yeah his exposure level should be much higher. and what did seb do to get so exposed at silverstone? honestly dont remeber

In our hearts

You can see the exact moment his heart breaks

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>Kyvat crying on Dutch TV

C-Cute ;_;

>hulkenberg in the middle

deserves a top spot after this one 2bqfhf

fun race and i just got a huge shit, like the not quite diarrhea but sorta almost like diarrhea, out of my system. very liberating day.

happens to everyone i guess vettel was exposed last year german gp right?

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>le Gasly will win man

fucked an orange from behind

BASED

Cope.

based desu

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How much exposure is fatal? I think HAM is on the brink of death

More like most forgettable racer, he will have a career a la Hulk and cruise during without winning until retiring and not being remembered the day after.

He simply can't be any more exposed. He basically lost against every teammate he had and I'm surprised he still has a seat.

Im retarded and misunderstood what i was looking at

are you serious? goldfish brain?

British ventriloquist dummies seething because Kubica is beating their boy in the WDC now, so they voted against him.

Vettel isn't said to be some sort of rain God, total exposure today, like nothing seen for a long time.

>Mods deleted all the other threads

Booo I wanted a picture of the 10 threads

>SLEPT THROUGH THE RACE AGAIN

how long until the highlights reel?

Get braketested by Verstappen.
As always: One small error by Vettel gets scrutinized much harder than a whole barrage of giant errors by Hamilton.

LEWIS HAMILTON
is a bitch

How much fucking money Red Bull lost with Gasly? Damn Ocon must be laughing his ass of now

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KEK WHAT A BITCH

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Nice race but Germany is still a shithole desu

there's ZERO chance bottas gets a contract for 2020.
all he had to do was bringing the car home.
this was a do-or-die-race, and he died.


>swallow pride
>interview for austrian tv
>"A word about Kvyat and P3"
>"Yeah, too bad Gasly had that defect or all Red-Bull-cars [or he said Honda, can't remember] would have gotten points"
don't bet on it

...

>sleeping through 2 hours of kino
pleb

>"we don't hire drivers from outside of our junior program" strikes again

One small error. Not that uncommon. We've seen worse from half the grid today.
I don't think I've ever seen someone fuck up as badly as Ham today.

More than it would have cost to pay Ricciardo whatever he was asking. They've also lost the points (and probably a win or two) he would have scored for them.

sebastian made one slight error
hamilton spun twice
fuck off back to nascar hank j curlymeyer III

I just love how retards think because someone has a bad race their expose

>Paki breakdown
KWAB

>Race start data of the two Alfa Romeos found not to be in compliance by the FIA technical delegate. Referred to the stewards.
>point for Kubica is possible

THE MEME IS NOT OVER

true, but the more shitty the country is the better the GP, just look at Brazil or the US

BEST
RACE
IN
YEARS

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top driver: doesn't go off
skilled driver: might go off once
s h i t t e r: goes off twice

He was still insanely lucky, considering he didn't smack a wall once despite skidding out like three times

Haha amazing. Is there a video?

ITS OKAY LADS BLYAT HAS A HIGHER CALLING THAN RED BULL RACING HE IS GOING TO SAVE THE WESTERN WORLD BY WINNING LE MANS 20 TIMES IN A ROW WITH FEZZA

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Normie tier: Vettel vs Hamilton discussion
God tier: Gimi

Prove me wrong

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Vettel redemption arc begins here

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Would sprinklers fix F1? Was Bernie right all along?

>tfw Dondo never got his 2nd TI

What a cunt, well maybe he's going to have a Renault seat then, they will be able to rebrand to Marko's rejects like that.

close thread and watch it on /f1/tv right fucking now, retard
best race in the last 3 years

Has anyone ever made as much of a fool of themselves like Mercedes have done this weekend, absolutely hilarious.

didn't have high expectations with
>10-20

the chad crash from lead
the virgin triple offtrack spin

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They agreed on every request that Ricciardo had, including him demanding equal salary to Amxstappen, but he still went to Renault because he'd rather be a midfield star than another Webber.

>Kubica could get a point before George

Fucking top kek

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Is it safe to say that Verstappen is the best rain driver now?

Gimi win at US last year was also pretty kino, tho

I'd cum a bollock if that happened.

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

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>there's ZERO chance bottas gets a contract for 2020.

That's a pretty stupid thing to say, I'm betting he'll get another one year deal by the end of the summer break.
Mercedes embarrassed themselves entirely this race, even golden boy Hamilton completely fucked things up, probably even worse than Bottas since they had the same spin and Hamilton took himself out by skating into the wall and shortcutting the pit entry.

Probably 2nd or 3rd. Max made very few mistakes and Leclerc was struggling on the wet tyres today. I think this is the first time he's raced in that kind of rain in F1.

If they sack Bottas for being less lucky than Hamilton when he binned it (multiple times), they'd totally embarrass themselves. It's about time they drop Hamilton, hire a midfielder and show that literally anyone can win in the Underdog.

NOOOO GIMI

yes but I'd suggest we start by sprinklering ony the off track asphalt and if there's no crashes until 2/3 of the race the actual track itself is sprinklered in a random fashin as well.
Basically make every corner runoff as slippery as the dragstrip today.

Toto said he will decide Bottas future this MONTH, only one more race after totally fucking up today, he would need to win in Hungary to be safe, he won't get sacked he just won't have his contract renewed.

dress like faggots
no points
operational, car performance and driver errors
yeah, at least not in f1 within the last few years

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He is the best overall

When was the last time a pitstop took 50+ seconds?

oh yeah yeah lmao i remember now. at least that was funny. ham was just shit today and it showed his true colors of shit. exposure is more serious when it defeats a long winning streak

>Hamilton spins twice, but never enough to DNF
>Buttass and Lecuck spin once and end up in the barriers
Is he, dare I say it, BLESSED?

>Nazi seething over HAMGOAT
LOOOOOOOOL GET GASSED

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thoughts

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>last race fastest pit stop record broken
>this race slowest pit stop record broken

YOUVE GOT TO BE FUCKING JOKING ME

KUBICA IS GOING TO GET POINTS OUT OF THIS RACE

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whenever you think you are on top/most confident, shit goes wrong. Literally everyone ITT should note this. Never get too ahead of yourselves lads

>Teams used to hold lunches during pitstops in the 50s

Should bring that back tbqh.

I suppose even when he's not blessed he still kinda is

>implying one is better then the other
Hamilton finished the race today
Vettel was kicking rocks last years german gp

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TI3 - best TI
(i never watched past 4th tho)

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Holy shit that COPE

Gasly yes, he's shit.
Leclerc no. The corner he went off, TONS of other drivers went off. It was bad luck really.

Gimi

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APOLOGISE
P
O
L
O
G
I
S
E

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Seb is going to win next race to complete the redemption arc.

What a fucking disgrace of a racing team. Their pit crew is by far the worst in the business.

Is Bottas legit retarded?
All he had to do was bring it home and make the gap smaller.

this

art 27.1
>Thedrivermustdrivethecaraloneandunaided.
art 9
>ARTICLE9:TRANSMISSIONSYSTEM
hmmmmnnmnmnmnmnmn

No he's simply not pushing and uncomitted because the last years he could always cruise to the top.

>one of the best races ever
>slept through it
unironically end your life

o fug

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>he broke his wing just before the pit lane entrance
He might as well be

Cope

his team helped him with a gamble, any other driver would have sealed a podium

he's only there because daddy's money

>he would need to win in Hungary to be safe

I don't think Toto wants two championship challengers after the shit he had to deal with when Nico was in the team.
If Bottas wins 1 or 2 races a season, I think he'd still be cool with that, everybody likes him in the team, even Hamilton.

are they supposed to drive their cars like Fred Flintstone

L*wis is never going to recover from the BASED German fans cheering when he went off, can't wait for the instagram whinging.

Yes. The absolute state of F1:
How can such a hack lead the WDC standings? What a joke of a sport!

was at the 1st one in cologne. Got a shirt and sweatbands there. Sadly the shirt is worn out now but i still have the sweatbands

>amx wins everything starting from p2 from now on
I will relenquish my hatred for toothpaste if that happens tbqh

listen here, Markus
I don't give a shit about any race where Mercedes or Verstappen wins

I believe there's only a single brain shared between all the italians on earth and today it was with Toro Rosso

He's not SHIT, but he doesn't deserve to be in F1 on merit.

Yeah for being a wingman, what if Bottas asks for more money due to him being there so long and it is far cheaper to bring another midfield shitter in.

nah, he's going to win monza
that's the true redemption story

*wins everything starting badly from p2

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STRULOVICH
MASTER OF STRATEGY

Hamilton exposed as gimibabby once again lmao

what does /f1/ think of the f1 word?

>he is a Letwink homo
My point still stands.

>this tarmac is unacceptable
Lmao dont drive on it then

Then I'd stop watching F1 if I were you, Pekka. Since thats all you'll be seeing for the coming time.

Ferrari has a high efficient aero car this year. Hungary is a low-mid speed corner track with high down force.

HAMILTON IS STILL UNDER INVESTIGATION

IT COULD BE A DOUBLE WILLIAMS POINTS

HOLY KEK

Me in the front

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>toto swearing in polish
JA PIERDOLE

fucking based, and I'm not saying that only because I want to sex his sister

It's not a word

I think he knows his position in the team right now, and he'd be happy to continue with a championship winning team because it at least gives him a chance to fight for the big prize.

>austria 2019: epic meme race
>germany 2019: absolutely mad meme race
>austria
>germany
hmmmm

investigation for what

>Leclerc whinging about tarmac

come on son 20 years ago youd be in the gravel trap

vetlel almost choking away his 2nd place on the last lap, of course it wasn't shown because muh good feel home gp netflix narrative

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nothing wrong with wanting to plow le's boihole or suck his dick tho

>HAMILTON IS STILL UNDER INVESTIGATION
Penalty: Give the damn Canada win back to Vettel.

VIL hates him

Unnecessarily slow driving in the pit lane.

going too slow under safety car

call the fucking kaiser

Thanks for keeping my seat warm Pierre

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>go slightly wide
>CHOKE

no

>lecuck

based rosberg laughing at hulkenshit

Absolutely based Strulovitch, the Undoing of the Unterhunden

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lel the belly on that guy in the red shirt behind ted

I don't like where this is going

Look at the size of the gut on that tiffs, now THAT is why you like Ferrari

>investigation for what
Being too slow. (No joke.)

From now on Hamilton will make a mistake (almost) every race, just like vettel last year. Buttass,AMD AMX and vettel will overtake him in the championship standings by suzuka, and leclerc will put the nail in the coffin in abu dhabi.

too slow during SC
to be fair silverstone was very good, probs better than austria

only get good results where the GP is an absolute mess. how jewish of him

Are you faggots still talking about this?

>Ted making fun of Lefag

Based

FUCKING BASED

SPRINKLERS WOULD FIX F1
>SPRINKLERS WOULD FIX F1
SPRINKLERS WOULD FIX F1
>SPRINKLERS WOULD FIX F1
SPRINKLERS WOULD FIX F1
>SPRINKLERS WOULD FIX F1
SPRINKLERS WOULD FIX F1
>SPRINKLERS WOULD FIX F1
SPRINKLERS WOULD FIX F1
>SPRINKLERS WOULD FIX F1

OUR GUY WAS ALWAYS RIGHT

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he was palms spaghetti

>>Wins Monza
>>Changes citizenship to Italian
>>Grows back moustache
>>Becomes World Champion

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What does this mean for Italy?

does this mean that there is hope for hungary and italy too?

WE ARE LIVING IN THE MATRIX

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Thought it was monza or spa next not the forest monaco...nvm then he will cool down after the summer break

oh that, t-thanks

NO HE CANNOT GO TO THE STEWART TEAM THAT RUINS THE PLAN BLYAT HAS TO WIN 25 LE MANS WITH FEZZA

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Guys I try occasionally follow F1 every now and then but am I hearing this right the face of Red Bull Racing is a actual zoomer who's doing better than Vettal and Hamilton?

It is really good outcome for netflix
They will build up the narrative how Merc bounced back from this low point to win the championship

Thank fuck Stoll didn't get on the podium.

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I want to believe

>wave to the crowd
>error

Ok, time to start posting
K I N O
>The fucking state of Hulkenshit
How will HIDF ever recover? He choked again, it happened YET another time, is there poeple still trying to excuse him?
>BLYAT STRONK
Just give him Gasly's seat
>Hamilton choking so much
Unexpected, what excuses has he made? A stroke or some kind of meningitis maybe?
>Leclerc FFS
Come on

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>going slightly wide on WET run off
>losing 3 seconds there
>and another 1 in the last sector because of grip being gone
>finishing JUST in front of midfield cars
yes you fool

might be on f1 paddock pass later. buxton doesn't really like kubica, so russell will be in it.

>86 points on fantasygp

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/ournanabernie/

>From now on Hamilton will make a mistake (almost) every race, just like vettel last year.
Hamilton makes MULTIPLE mistakes, EVERY race. That's nothing new.
The problem is that mistakes don't matter when you're in a MErcedes.

>entire car off track
>almost choking

yes

DOUBLE POINTS FOR WILLIAMS

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the Hockenheim hex has passed on to hammy

bless

he was the right man for the sport after all.

others were holding him back

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OK, REAL TALK
PUT SPRINKLER INSIDE CURBS
EVERY TIME SOMEONE EXCEEDS TRACK LIMITS THEY START SPRINKLING FOR 10 SECONDS
NO OTHER TRACK LIMITS PUNISHMENTS OTHER THAN OVERTAKING OFF THE TRACK
we need him back

>goes slightly wide
>thinking that MUST be shown on TV when last lap always shows winner going over line especially when they are so close

Calm down piotr

Lol, very good by Honda.

>getting bootyblasted over amx
whats the point? are you a fag or something

>Victory Lap waving at the crowd
"No!"

Retard

Look at Hamiltons eyes he has either been crying or had a willy stuck in one

>gets Ferrari's first win at Monza since 2010
>beats Hamilton to death on the podium
>absorbs the energy of the cheering Tifosi to become Super Vettee
kino

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Who the fuck is that woman asking drivers questions - the one interviewing Lewis just then was fucking awful.....

act 2 of a story is usually where the hero is facing problems and has to overcome the odds in order to beat the enemy in act 3.
all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan).

tb.h I rate Stroll
always cheer for him, despite bad quali he usually puts up good race, some overtakes, some meme mistakes or bumps, gets usually all in strategy.
he's the only thing that I don't agree with based JV on.

rich jew whos in f1 bc of daddy money. used to suck but hes getting breddy gud nao. fair play la

>VET 72 Points

Fuck yeah bitch

Both Kvyat and Albon deserve Gaslys seat desu but would give it to Kvyat because Albon is still new and can wait a bit

>Genau, ve have lost our 125th Anniversary rennen. Our home race. De race ve sponsor.
>Ve are at our lowest ebb, floundering in 1st and 2nd place in de drivers championship
>How vill ve come back from dis heartbreak?
>I think, and I am not prone to making such suggestions, dat ve may be de underdogs now.

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russell would be 11th.

>160
THANK YOU BASED BLYAT

Ok hans, I'll be precise then: almost every race, hamshit will make a mistake that'll cost him any place above p8

All this /cope/. With the small Fiats DQ'd in a bit Lulu will still get a point. #StilliRise

What do you expect, Vetlel dickriding /f1/ wil never criticise it though.

Gasly has been especially bad but Kvyat or Albon would get embarrassed by Max too.

Hey there, Hamilton troll.
How are you? No, honestly, you can tell me, if you need a shoulder to lean on and cry a bit.

have you ever heard about this thing called replay? especially when home hero almost throws away 2nd place on the last lap?

why?

last car goes slower in first lap and goes wide intentionally, all cars slip out, last car becomes first car, win, ez gg

>DOUBLE POINTS FOR WILLIAMS

Thanks for the memes, Michael

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i will accept your digies because
>88
>944
based german car

what did toto say about cuckass?

>2nd victory this year
>2 (two) places on the podium, both 1st and 3rd
APOLOGISE

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Have you perhaps thought that maybe there was so much happenings in the race they showed some of them instead? Why do you hate Germans so much?

Forgot pic

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Fuxbum is such a biased manlet reddit posting tosser. I hate him.

>be red bull
>be actual underdogs
>win hip
pls pls pls
also we still have no ferrari wins this season despite ferrari engine
really makes me think

thanks for the self-worth anons. even the seething bong

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>france gp was pure shit
>belgium gp, italy gp and japan gp coming up later
very interesting

Gasly hasn't been embarassed only by williams so far

How is Michael doing these days?

>IT COULD BE A DOUBLE WILLIAMS POINTS

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Hopefully they will reconsider getting rid of the German GP... Most based race in many years.

I'm sorry.

I'm going to cry if they win in Suzuka.

>Why do you hate Germans so much?
look at the flag

>Implying I didn't believe in the first place
FUCK ALONSLOW

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He's unironically the only factor making this sport entertaining. Without him, I would remain on my F1 sabbatical and never watch this semen slurping "sport" again. Thank you for this gem, toothpaste.

hehe

oh shit im in the screencap

true, too exciting, can't take a nap like this.

apologise for what?

He's doing better than Vettel, not Hamilton sadly.
That said he's an absolute mad lad that's 100x more fun to watch than Hamilton or Vettel

>Implying I'm a Ham fan
Try again Adolf

Stroll is amazing in low grip conditions. Think first laps on cool tyres, pit out laps, safety car restarts, and changing conditions.
The issue is that Stroll is unironically fucking terrible racing in optimal conditions compared to the rest of the grid. He has great starts, but makes up places he should have qualified ahead of. He fucks himself on Saturday. desu Stroll should probably go and try to beat Loeb's rally records, I think the fucker would be amazing on loose surfaces.

Can't wait for cuckass getting the boot lmao

Probably a full-blown vegetable. It's been 6 years and his family hasn't said a word about him since then. I'm starting to believe he's dead, but it's probably worse. Seeing Mick in the F2004 was cool by the way.

saved

You posted a joke, posted a reaction image indicating you were laughing at your own joke, then made it into a screencap image yourself, and thanked everyone for giving you self-worth?

NEW

Oh, of course you aren't. You're probably just butthurt for no reason, right?

>were all 944s
>928 as well
>so many 88s
dang what is up with this holy thread. is there hope for my 944 in the shop?

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lew wide:
twitter.com/518mc/status/1155481641613029376
lew pitstop:
twitter.com/518mc/status/1155481376545619968

114
carried by Blyat and amx

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For buying that Ford Fiesta instead of a Honda Civic

He literally has to interview drivers intermittently for each paddock pass. How is that bias? How can you guys not know this?

this was after the race you retard

dont feel fucking bad

JUST
U
S
T

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Are you saying this cause he's a zoomer?

and what exactly was happening on the cooldown lap that they couldn't show a replay? idiot

As you should be. Nippon wins again.

I hope they do, it would be awesome.

I agree, fuck that idiot.

So you weren't entertained by all the crazy antics that happened today? Leclerc crashing? Hamilton fucking up? Bottas crashing? Stroll in podium positions? (I think he even led the race for a short time but I missed that bit). Hulkenberg in a podium position? Albon near the podium for a while? Kimi getting up to like 3rd right at the beginning? Kvyat getting a podium?

There was loads going on today. If the only thing you find entertaining is Max Verstappen then you're a bit of a weirdo.

cringe

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I implore you to reconsider Christian

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High in fibre and vitamin A

>collaging your own bants

Cringe

No Vettel Apology thread?

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>that was the answer to my post
Fucking based.

not necessary.
you're already posting in it

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>everyone goes wide
>3 minutes of "heavy rain"
>eternal chaos and aquaplaning
heh, nothing personnel, kid

you were seething, triggered by a stranger on the internet, and now seething even more?

big cringe

all same flags
hmmmmmmm wonder why

don't let them get to you fellow toothpaste, you post all the compilations of your own jokes if it makes you feel good

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lad, just quite while you're ahead, that's the only message you need . post something funny, don't get delusions of grandeur, don't suck your own dick

you dont collab your own posts thats mighty cringe

check the neck on Gutierrez (behind cuck) is he a /fit/izen and took the neck-pill

Except for that time he did hit the wall and lost his wing you mean?

you don't even into english enough to know the difference between a collab and a collage

nah, he always had a massive neck

an american not paying attention to a race with more than turning left, what a surprise...

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>€5000
kek, the equivalent for an average person would be about 1 cent

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How can such a hack, such as Vettel, win 4 championships? This fucking sport honestly.

Yeah compared to the other 5 cars that skidded once and DNFd?

>44
Falling for the unterhunden narrative I see. Chalk this one to driver error and continue dominating the sport

Luckily there's other places to host it, with sound even!
dumpert.nl/mediabase/7728999/fb996c86

>comparing the GOAT rally driver to some rich nepotistic jew

Full blown retard

Frogs don't understand hyperbole, do they?

Be more creative, troll.
Don't just go "no you".

>dat music
no.

no.

Stroll is a shitter, he just got lucky because his team did great thinking for him this race.
In bonus he's a scared driver, at Monaco he gets 100% exposed everytime, so him doing rally? Top kek.

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Why the Toro Rosso pair so fucking fast at the last stage tho? At one point the coverage was like:
>albon pass
>albon pass
>albon pass
>cut to Kvyat pass