MLS

i don't think there are any 40+ year olds. that's too old to keep up.

>34
>grey
J U S T

Unironically based

you guys I had a nightmare that I looked in a mirror and the roots of my hair turned grey

>could make mls better
>don't
america deserves it

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>mock the mls
>watch the eurocuck version with umbugo mgongo and raul hesles ramirez
>be surprised when your national team loses to an island nation with a smaller population than new york
I don't want to hear you bitch again

>Lads, I miss prime Rooney

I don't.

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Pure german genes

No wonder he chose a Balkan queen to breed up with, thats a huge improvememt for g*rman genetics

ok now this is epic

If the MLS and it’s fans stopped LARPing as Europeans it would be fine

Now you remember Jose Baxter

>FIFA 09 remembers

I don't think there has ever been a sports fan more soulless and cringey than someone who only follows a league on another continent

Grey is good. Lots of young thots out there with daddy issues that like a middle aged man with grey hair.

the real larpers are the ones who wear yuropoor jerseys at MLS games, the vast majority of MLS fans are like at every other sporting event. don't let media and the outspoken minority let you think otherwise

Sweiny couldnt keep up in the midfield of one of the lower tier teams.
Rooney got back into top shape to be able to compete and has good performances, but like Zlatan they arent quite good enough to lead their teams to an MLS cup.

MLS as usual grows outrageously every off season and should be the top league in north and south america in 2 years or so (or whenever they feel like upping their own salary cap)

American soccer fans who talk shit about MLS are prime examples of pussies, why are you such a little bitch youre some how insecure about the strength of a 20 year pld league that is plowing through the worlds leagues in quality.. and then they say stupid shit like "bro pro/rel" as if that would have gotten the league this level of quality in 20 years, faster than any league ever.

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please watch our league

i want to suport zlatan but i dont want to support a plastic club
what do

The ones who wear barcelona/manchester united jerseys are just kids.

The ones who wear catania/sunderland jerseys are cool boomer immigrants just trying to watch whatever footy they can here

watch his weekly highlights on youtube and watch a non LA team

Kaka I thought you liked playing in America

MLS is very underrated. It's irritating how defense seems to be actively discouraged in this league though which is why many games end in a meme 4-3 score. But that might just be a zoomer thing

>MLS is very underrated

lol

Of course its underrated as hell.

Attackers keep improving, and the 3 DP rule pushes that. But theyre getting better defenders as well, though most get bought out by europe.

Barkley

>Of course its underrated as hell.

lol

nah, there's a lot of grown men wearing bandwagon jerseys around where I live and most shit on the MLS as well

mayor? more like senior

two united legends

my team folded and I used to watch them/go to their games, so now I only watch the prem. no way in hell I support a NYC team that is connected to man city, and another NYC team that is named after an energy drink. call me plastic/CHI/bandwagon etc. I'm happy, you're probably not

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Completely forgot Shweinsteger existed

I went to a sports bar the other night with like 30 TVs and not 1 of them were showing soccshit

Based

must have been a gay bar

nobody, everyone coming up is a shitter

>Soccer not football
>Roster not squad
It's pretty bad, yeah.

Disgusting
Hopefully they never have children, he is one of the ugliest mofos ever
And hes a manlet on top of that

Being gay is a sport in america btw

Fuck off, redditor

I'm 28 and my hair is half white how di I stop this

MLS is... fine. The knee-jerk exaggeration of how unwatchable it is gets a little cringey. It's not UEFA-tier, but it's competant enough that if you enjoy the sport for what it is, it's fine and the fact that every season is a toss-up instead of lolrichestteamwins which plagues the "superior" leagues is kinda nice.

Think i'll get a hair transplant
Thoughts?

That's a good joke

they have 2 children