/heem/

Heh nothin personnel cazzies

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Nunes is like McGregor. She hits hard as fuck but gases after the second round.

Is there anyway cyborg can take advantage of this in the rematch?

Nunes finna dab on Cyborg

Go back to watching your weebshit dork

>The one card where literally all the favorites win
>Still can't even get all of the props right
>Thinking this is anything to brag about

how many got it right here?

I'm sure he's been training but I think Pettis is too smart and crafty. like that shot right there, out of pure instinct he does a superman punch off the cage and lands clean. first time Wonderboy has ever been knocked out like that in competition.

Who else thought that was probably one of the weakest performances from Max, he looked gun shy like 2 rounds and even after that didn't really explode

max is flushed m8

He just came off a loss bro.

He should have never rematched Dustin. No matter how many times he wins at 145, deep down we are just gonna see him as a cutbabby who abused his size against bigger and older manlets.

I think he either respects Frankie a lot and didn't want to finish him or was playing it safe after the Dustin loss.

I know I did

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based

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very glad Frankie lost i dont like him

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I got everyone but Niko
That's what I get for believing in that mad lad

This man is the best fighter of all time.

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>It's a Max Cutbabbyway fights a boring manlet episode

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He wasn't even the best in his family
Royce was a low-key can

Bidet BJ should be fighting Andy Wang. Huge missed opportunity.

dc is ducking holloway

He don't want none of that micropeen shit, dad dicks only.

in many ways, dicklets everywhere won today

At this point Andy Wang would prolly kill that telescope rejecting motherfucker.

he said post fight he wanted to show he could go five rounds with him, could've been a quick excuse though. but he was showing a lot of respect towards him

he said he wanted to go for 5 rounds for respect to franky and to prove he’s not flushed

Just woke up lads, any new Jade webms to stroke my cock to?

frankie edgar was never good

I don't like Matt Hughes that much but I'm glad he put that fool in his place.

What a dumb fuck thinking he could beat a champ with a wrestling base using just bjj

>he thinks heartlet quitter on a stool Pettis will heem Nate

lmao at your life cazzies

how bad was this card i missed it

Mediocre

here's Aspen Ladd's mother, say something nice /heem?

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Explain how height helps when you barely have a reach advantage

Thiago?

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
14h14 hours ago

No clue why, but @BloodyElbow is seeing a very noticeable spike in spambot activity for #UFC240, bigger than any other event this summer, for MMA or boxing.

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTER? NO TROLLING ALLOWED.

I remember someone saying max have small shoulders thats why his reach is listed low. But his actual limbs are pretty lanky.

That explains how he could keep Frankie away with just a jab

micro penis

Which fighter has the BEST DOG?

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>AAAAGGHHHH HALP COACH
>CONOR BROTHA PLS STOP YOU WIN STORY BROTHA
>HERB PLS TELL CONOR HE KENAT KICK WHEN I SMELLING HIS DICK BROTHA

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frankys face looked pieced up, max looked like he didnt even fight

Max slaughters Khapee

but his dick?

What's Nate been training for the past 3 years apart from rolling blunts and throwing up the middle finger like a 14 year old? He's getting decisioned then he'll cry about how Dana isn't being fair

I wonder how much theyre actually paying him to come back

>30
>no friends
>no social life
>the only social contact I have outside of work is with women I meet off of Tinder

I feel pathetic

People are out having fun with friends, going on trips together, eating and drinking outside enjlying the sun and I literally have no. one to do this with

My life has not turned out like I wanted it to

I'm really sad

Who's your favorite female fighter

Rose stole my heart when she fought Joana t b h

Is there a fighter alive that could best a space marine in unarmed combat?

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That is who he is.

How do you think he compares with Max in terms of dick-size?

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move to a big city you lanklet faggot, Id kill to live in the Nederlands

I'd fuck Ladd's mother before I would even consider touching the 6head mutant dogfucker.

I'm already in the biggest city in the country: Amsterdam

Rogan's commentary was noticeably bad last night.

hes def gotta smelly brown piece but mogs max

Get a job and hang out with your coworkers you leech

frankie edgar fucking sucks

so then train at mikes gym and stop being a sad cunt

I already have fulltime job user

>Get a job
>clearly said he works
maybe you should read more then the McDonalds menu, Tyler

frankie heems cejudo

Go back to rêddit. It was as bad as usual, it just took rêddit and Twitter literal years to notice.

Tfw im a liverlet

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Apparently he thought cyborg/spencer was a 5 round fight

you can always hang out with your heembros, fren

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That was me. The way they measure reach is actually wingspan which means that shoulder width is also being allocated. If you look at Max he is a slender guy with narrow shoulders so that explains why his relatively short "reach"

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seriously throw yourself into training, 30 is too old to be a world champ unless ur a giant but you're still young enough to show up at a gym and not be an annoying old faggot who cant move

She would kill cujedo

Wake up holloway, it's all over.

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That's a simple factual mistake, nothing as bad as his usual """analysis""".

Did we ever figure out the deal with Max's penis? Did he maybe stick it to the back?

He's just a dicklet

You can hang out with my gf and me on Friday if you want. We gonna do some ecstasy and go for pic related.

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>i can't hold down any long term friendships and i feel pathetic, but i'm straight up DROWNING in pussy guys, honestly i promise!
the state of you

Yeah, just sounded like a nigga trynna flex.

Unless you're really ugly and/or completely autistic, it really isn't that special to meet women off of Tinder user

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=31&v=QaGNdh_C6l4

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To add to this: there are tons of tourists in Amsterdam so it's not difficult to meet women and have sex with them a few times before they go back to their country

But even then, it all feels so empty because all of the contacts I have are so shallow

I feel more lonely after I leave at the end of the night

Honestly I'd much rather have friends than fuck random women

Colby Covington vs. Robbie Lawler
Jim Miller vs. Clay Guida
Joaquim Silva vs. Nasrat Haqparast
Trevin Giles vs. Gerald Meerschaert
Scott Holtzman vs. Dong Hyun Ma
Darko Stošić vs. Kennedy Nzechukwu
Mickey Gall vs. Salim Touahri
Antonina Shevchenko vs. Lucie Pudilová
Jordan Espinosa vs. Matt Schnell
Lauren Murphy vs. Mara Romero Borella
Miranda Granger vs. Hannah Goldy

Favorite nickname of the fighter's listed here? Also rate this card!

You're lying, I was offering you friendship and you didn't even read my post.

Habib ducks Tony

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>Ron Morelli and Vasicka
Based /bleep/ toothpaste

are raquel and tecia still married?

Ruthless
2/10

bare in mind that i literally never watch mma except webms and youtube highlights but Lucie Pudilova might be worth a look since she's the betting underdog.

Woke up a few hours ago and just got done watching the main event.
>Cyborg exposed and couldn't knockout and almost got heemed by an overweight school teacher who can't throw a punch
Terrible performance by cyborg, the school teacher might have a good chin but in actuality, cyborg's power is basically gone, she's flushed. She won't be knocking anyone out from here on out and most likely loses again to someone else and then finally gets retired by nunes.
>2 braindead judges scoring 50-45 for max
It was 2-2 going into the 5th round and i honestly thought a draw or frankie winning wasn't out the question. 50-45 is absolutely disgraceful, how the fuck did max win every round? Only one judge was actually watching the fight, scoring it 48-47 for max which is fine, easily could have been split decision for frankie aswell. Neal is a meme and is chinny, niko would heem him if he didn't get wrestlefucked and gassed. Arman also got exposed.

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>Habib fucks Tony

Jones' German Shepherd puppy/

>Pic related is rumored to have a huge piece on him
How can Hollogay even hope to compare?

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>It was 2-2 going into the 5th round and i honestly thought a draw or frankie winning wasn't out the question.

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Good main event.

Ahahahah

>fwankie

Ranking of UFC champs from most pillowfisted to least pillowfisted:

>1. Max
>2. Khabib
>3. Jones
>4. Cejudo
>5. Usman
>6. Bobby
>7. DC

Thinking about it now, most UFC champs are pillowfisted. Is being pillowfisted a secret sauce to being a UFC champion?

Also Joe Rogan repeatedly stating cyborg is gassed and that she needs to pace herself for 5 rounds, kek.

>Terrible performance by cyborg, the school teacher might have a good chin but in actuality, cyborg's power is basically gone, she's flushed. She won't be knocking anyone out from here on out and most likely loses again to someone else and then finally gets retired by nunes.
It's time to give Holly a rematch.

>Neal is a meme and is chinny, niko would heem him if he didn't get wrestlefucked and gassed.
Niko is low IQ. He gets hit. And whilst getting hit he just hopes that he can crack the guy before he himself gets cracked. It worked with Means. It almost worked with Neal, but it ultimately didnt.

Isn't more like hard hitters all have shit cardio which will kill you in rounds 4&5?

For the vacant 145 belt, I hope. Holly deserves it.

Niko would be amazing if he wasn't such brainlet. One of the lowest IQs on the roster.

Shit is gonna be so cash

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what's on your mma mind?

they’re both bums and it is going to be a close decision

Another Dutch guy but good taste I'm actually going as well.
>tfw also went to Unpolished

She's more attractive than her daughter.

Heavy hitters tend to end up buying into their own hype and only looking for that one power KO. That made them shitty.
They usually end up as gatekeepers.

removed for the weight cut

where can pettis beat diaz realistically since nate still has a chin?

I mean the pennis is like a sponge maybe due weightcut his pennis was drained too

You almost got it right. The proper ranking is:
>1. Max
>2. Khabib
>3. Jones
>4. Usman
>5. Cejudo
>6. Bobby
>7. DC

Note that pillowfistiness is measured relative to the weightclass, not on an absolute scale.

Why the fuck couldn't cyborg finish a fucking overweight school teacher who can't throw a punch. Embarassing. Nunes really flushed her.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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Pettis is gonna pull another wonderboy out of his ass and knock Diaz stiff

did anyone notice Rogan's commentary was especially bad last night? During the Cyborg/Spencer fight all he could talk about was his hate boner for Cyborg and how he wanted Spencer to get the takedown

Cejudo has actually heemed somebody so he should be less pillowfisted than Snoozeman

>wonderboy
I meant showtime, wonderboy is also possible

I really
Hope frankie goes down to 135 for one more run at the strap, dude

Cyborg was never good, you just bought in the hype like the dummy you are. Nunes is the only decent fighter Cyborg ever fought, and we know how that one ended.

I was thinking about putting them in a tie, they are very similar in their pillowfistedness.

i bet he learned some mean tricks from the machine elves

Why would you ever do this

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what in the actual fuck are you doing betting that much on Felicia Spencer

more likely that pettis quits between rounds than diaz gets KO'd

Typical braindead leafs, losing money, boying retards, not knowing who won or should have won. Stick to ice hockey and slurping maple syrup, low IQ cunts

THIS IS MY LAST RETORT

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>decent fighter

Means 'another man'. Cyborg and Nunes only look dominant because of the Castor Semenya effect. WMMA is a joke.

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This was the easiest card to predict in ages. No major upsets. If you actually lost money betting on it, you're a retarded contrarian who should kys

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He only bet the equivalent of like $5US. Cut him some slack.

HEEMinder that I run heem, at least until next card

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>most finishes in the flyweight division

Weak up Valentina

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Frankie is the first great wrestler he's fought. Committing to a big shot can lose you the round if he gets in on your hips.

Renzo would have unironically mauled Hughes. Would have had to be at 185 at least, but still

Based Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth running /heem/

Ortega making me question my sexuality.

Well, Nunes is the closes we've ever seen to a non-embarassing female fighter.

>Renzo would have unironically mauled Hughes
Renzo is a can, just like Hoyce.

Post felicia

bye felicia

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>Pick all favourites
>i run /heem/
The only card you got right was one of the easiest cards to guess right. Heem truly is the retard general, all those people getting it wrong.

based

If these guys fought stupid they would have more KOs but also likely more losses as well, they wouldn't be considered pillow fisted.

very based and tonypilled.

>b-bernudez beat him
>c-conor took him down with one leg
>o-ortega took him down
>d-dustin took him down

Embarrassing

HEEM try describing a fighters mma presence in as little information as possible, be it words a picture, gif or video

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The GOAT.

MMA presence, but made me kek

Tony bless

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hhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg

Could someone post the Ulka Sasaki walkout please?

>cazzies thought Max would lose due to his penis-size

Don't be jealous homie. Also that's second time I got picks right so get fucked.

r u serious nigger?

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Based

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But she's a cardiolet

Please shut the fuck up Luke.

>wmma
>getting fake tits that make the weightcut harder

>mma
>getting penis reduction to make the weightcut easier

Why do women just lack the dedication?

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It depends on if cyborg can get hit without turning into Garbrandt and spamming right hooks

Can someone explain Holloway's zombie waddle defense to me?

Nate got knocked down three times by a featherweight fighting at welterweight his chin is so overrated. Tony gets knocked down occasionally (not as often as people think) and people act like he's a chinlet

Why do people on here think fake tits are heavy? They add about 0.30 pounds.

a knockdown is not a KO. nate and tony both have great endurance.

He fights against midgets so it's the only way to be on their level all the time

name a champion who isn’t a can

Whittaker

Which is a lot in a weight cut.

DC is the only current champion who isn't a can.

>champion
the absolute state of the middleweight division's lineage

>fell asleep during rizin
Aaaaaaaaaa. Why is it so much more fun than all the other promotions? pooFC is so sanitized compared to it. Also there's no fucking ghosts wooOoooOooOoowooOooOoOo

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>Too pillow fisted to finish your flushed manlet opponent
>It embarassingly goes all 5 rounds
>Say you meant for it to go 5 rounds the whole time even though you never mentioned pre-fight
>Cazzies believe you
The best are blessed baby

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It's a 3 round fight. All Pettis has to do is run and land an occasional leg kick while Diaz plods forward

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It's not if you aren't a cutbabby bitch fighting in the wrong division like max who cut his weiner off to make weight

Don't worry bee, we'll make the bookies seethe next week

Conor didn't even weigh 170 that fight and Nate has been finished before. Pettis hits really hard too. Woodley had trouble finishing Wonderboy and Pettis flushed him the fight after knocking down Tony. Nate became extremely overrated after 196. He hasn't even fought since 202 and people think he's going to beat Pettis.

>All Pettis has to do is run and land an occasional leg kick while Diaz plods forward
legendary duke roufus gameplan.

Hahaha how the fuck is MMA real my dudes? Just don't get knocked out when they hit you in the face, it's that simple. Simply refuse to tap out or fall unconscious. Punch the ref and tell him it was an accident, then smash a steel chair into your opponent's head, boom world title secure.

>punks your whole team

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nate gets decisioned or subbed, he doesn't get KO'd. he has 1 TKO loss in his career. pettis has quit between rounds more often than this.

The leg kicks are going to destroy Nate and Nate is usually a slow starter anyway. Wonderboy is a much better striker than Nate is and I doubt the fight goes to the ground.

Why would you ever gamble on a semen slurping sport such as this? The best guy in the world could be knocked out cold in one (1) punch by the worst fighter ever to grace the octagon. The superior fighter might walk out with a broken hand and nullify his striking. Alexander Gustafsson might attempt a sloppy judo throw against an Anthony Smith who has a broken hand and then proceed to get submitted, flushed, and then fucking retire. You'd have to be a fucking RETARD to gamble on this semen slurping sport.

id savage her, get it?

Dana already confirmed that Max is too small for Lightweight, didn't you see how tiny he looked next to Dustin? Max is tall but he carries no muscle, plus it's not like he relies on his cardio and movement to win fights not strength or power.

Except smith was already beating gus up until that point. Gus knew he was losing and got desperate and paid for it. But overall i agree with you, betting on combat sports is retarded, one punch and the "GOAT" is out cold.

He's a cutbabby and ofcourse dana fucking white is gonna defend his "GOAT" featherweight champion. How hard would it be for holloway to pack on a little bit of muscle and be equal in size to dustin and other lightweights? not very hard at all. He's 200 lbs when not fighting, He just likes to be a cutbabby and abuse his reach against manlets.

>washed up can gets hyped up repeatedly
>loses
>/heem/ immediately proceeds hyping the next can

Maybe I should try the cricket general, you have to have high IQ to appreciate that sport r-right?

no seriously everyone who is it? who is your favorite wmma fighter right now?

Flush Valve Frankie needs to retire.

Fronkie wins the rematch

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>wmma

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I told you guys to bet on leon via decision, max via decision and now i'm telling you colby "MAGA" covington via decision. Free money. Bookies hate me.

Imagine being such a shit fighter that you can't even attempt a desperate finish against a guy who literally has no genitalia.

The rubber match too.

AHEM

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Name a single good MMA fighter
You can't

Is that what he calls his penis

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Tucker and Niggeredo were dogs

>implying rickson wouldn't of slept him in the second

Royce gets literally murdered by Kimo if that stupid nigger shaved his head

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she should go back to letting that guy post for her

the one who tells everyone she can't resist dropping to her knees and sucking off fighters?

I don't see why when he dominanted Yair not that long ago. With Chad gone they need a wrestler to test the up and comers.

Max as champion
Aldo, Edgar and Zombie as gatekeepers
Stephens, Swanson and Emmett there as well.
Then Moicano, Gracie, Hall, Volkanovski, Zabit, Burgos, Kattar, Ortega, Rodriguez, Allen and Bektic as the up and comers.

Featherweight is the hardest division right now.

All else equal, height is a disadvantage in a fight

fur sure dustin B

Cities are cesspools you degenerate filth

blendin shart

wtf bolivia get it together

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got any good names for this card?:

>Luxembourg trying to get brave

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Hey my dudes, herpes guy here. Had sex last night with a nurse and she thinks I have it. She found out by herself. We had unprotected sex on the day before that. Thanks.

my nigga aquafresh think he slick

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Everyone has it

He doesn't get to 200 lbs out camp though. Fab confirmed that he walks around 180-185 lbs and that's because of his bad diet. I'd say his weight is closer to 180 lbs. Remember when Paul Felder weighed in as a joke while he was out of camp? His weight was 193.6; him and max are the same height but Felder is obviously bigger so there is no way you could say that Max gets to 200 lbs. Also these guys probably walk around similar weight to max: Emmett, Volk, jeremy, Burgos, and probably Yair/Moicano (similar height & frame)

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he got heemed at the NCAA's

You also said OAM to beat Tsarukyan

>sophomore
>3rd place in the united states of america
>has been training mma not just wrestling for over a decade

I want to taste the inside of Olivi’s dirty asshole

My nigga desanto would kimura his shoulder off in under a minute

think of how crappy you have to be to only generate about $1,000,000 bringing your event to a city (ufc 240).

(((They))) got it right too, really makes you think...

they broke a million on gate? i'd hate to see the PPV buy rate on this one.

>texas in charge of banter

Really makes you think

billie eilish sells out shows in canada, the ufc is a joke

>t. el mexiCANo

Better cool it with the attitude...you guys wouldnt want to get ankle picked... do you?...heh...didn't think so kid

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The worst PPV card ever in the worst city ever. It's actually impressive they were able to sell $1M for this. Co-main event is a literalwho female fighter against a washed up can crusher. was there a single top 10 contender in any of the other fights besides max vs frankie?

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>Boring Decision
>Choke tap
>Boring Decision
>Shitty TKO, Bad stoppage
>Boring Decision
>Boring Decision
>90% of the fights spent wrestling on the floor
Great sport.

>criticises banter
>resorts to tired flag banter
I expected better from you, Vulgaria.

the ufc is going out of business

Kind of hard to use head movement against a guy 5 inches shorter than you

>Tony's hands are bigger than Werdums

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>her
BJJ, if you know what I mean.

*wrestlefucks you for 25 minutes to a questionable SD win, heh nothing personal, kid

Howe's his hawlg stack up, B?

That will be $100, please!

...thawlts?

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Stop making fun of Mini Holloway, growers deserve respect too

cuando yo esta heblando, necesita callate

Conor still seething

imagine what tony could have done to holloway

Fertittas got rich by borrowing a ton of money from Jews, tanking their own company then buying it back for pennies on the dollar

Sound familiar¿

What can is being hyped up now?

Why is he seething so much

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streamable.com/ccfzu

There are people who unironically think that not only was Tony dodging Max, but that Max had a chance against Tony lol

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Tony probably would have got knocked out. He took Dustin into deep waters

Why is no one talking about how much the commission fucked up by sanctioning the Askren UFC fights?

If anyone should be above the "he beat 20 no name Asians he must be a beast" hype, it should be them.

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Kevin "Urine" Pee.

I'm excited to see him fight again but Nate is not going to beat Pettis

Who will you root for Volkanovski or Holloway?

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>PooSa
>Poonited Kingdom
>Pooland
>Lithpooanalia
>Binland
>Can'tada

It's like giving the Hammershark Juan Ngannou as his first UFC fight.

1 year later, still seething. Khabib has physically and mentally flushed mcnuggets for eternity. He's finished. Holloway is called the GOAT and no one gives a shit about this irish leprechaun.

>Boring manlet vs legitimately retarded cutbabby
Double KO

Those stats are from the Porier fight. Holloway didn't need head movement against Edgar because Holloway is a giant cutbabby who should fight at LW

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What was his fucking problem?

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Based. Only cazzies are picking Nate over Pettis. He is still riding the Conor wave and hasn't fought in forever, while Pettis has been fighting stiff competition.

Like most bullies they have small dicks. It does not take big balls to fight midgets. Thus their accomplishments at featherweight are laughable.

Pettis is a can

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he cut 40 pounds and has a low iq to begin with

He got on heem and saw everyone making fun of his dick

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Nate is great because he doesn't dress like a douche:

1 year later and brainlets are still giving him attention. oh fer sure b, you hate his guts!

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Highly doubtful, when you're this rich and delusion you start to believe your own bullshit, in his own world Conor believes he's better

Pettis is a former champ who just best a top WW contender. Nate has never gotten the belt and hasn't beat legit WW before. Nate tried to fight at WW and had to run back to LW. He was 1-2 in WW before fighting the Conor at WW.

conor playing the heel like a goob

Who’s got Holloway’s penis picture POST IT NOW

yeah but nate doesn't have stupid tattoos or dress like a nerd

Should Max have done the high IQ move and gotten a slight chub like conor did prior to the weigh in?

>The UFC official p4p rankings has DC and Khabib above Jon Jones

what are you're thoughts on this?

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Let's post some fighters with decent-sized hogs to cleanse our palates.

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We need Stipe to save the HW division

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it's the only thing keeping dc from killing himself

streamable.com/dpp4r

is stipe the number 1 P4P once he flushes DC?

Literally just to hype up Khabib and DC since they're fighting next. Everyone knows Jones is the best fighter in the ufc.

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DC is correct, Jon can't be above him because he's scared to shit of heavyweights.

Khabib being even in top 10 p4p is laughable. Let's talk when he beats his first top 5 opponent.

pettis was getting pieced up the whole fight and got a lucky shot coming off the cage. nate is going to cut pettis open and pettis will quit on the stool, bet the house on it.

>Pettis is a former champ
lost the belt to a can
>just best a top WW contender
wonderboy is also a can

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so you're saying wonderboy was winning until he lost. hmmmm....

That would make sense, but Dana hates Stipe for beating up Ngannou so he would just say that DC wasn't ever a legit p4p #1

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whoa I never noticed Werdum has a hindi tattoo. It says Karine which is his wife's name but it's spelled wrong. It'ls spelled Ka-rine-ae instead of typical Ka-rin. How embarrassing.

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Pretty much accurate, considering Jones is a proven steroid cheat, hit and run criminal, and sexual harasser. Anyone not called Jon Jones would be banned from the UFC as many times as he pissed hot.

More importantly, what are YOUR thoughts on this? Most of heem are millenial incels. Think for yourself

Stipe beats Jon.

More please

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The Pettis Diaz fight is a good filter to figure who the true cazzies are.

no, i'm saying whatever gameplan pettis had going into that fight, it wasn't get kicked in the head 10 times and then land a superman punch off the cage. pettis is a can.

These are the 2 fighters opening the next card:

instagram.com/mirandagranger/

instagram.com/hannahgoldy/

they seem to have a lot in common

Dick talk is over mini Max already fought

Khabib is the greatest fighter who has ever lived and ever will live. He only faces the most difficult opponents and finishes them with ease. He has never been struck a single time or taken down or lost a single millisecond of any fight. Like all Russians he competes 100% clean and with great honor for the sport.

good joke

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>younger than me
>smarter than me
>looks 20 years more manly
god i wish i was ryan hall

i'm not sure if it's PRO or CASUAL to say a knockout is lucky. just cause the guy was getting fucked up doesn't excuse the HEEMed for putting their chin in the air and getting dumpstered. see toilet till, he almost killed george in one hit but his low IQ made him drop his hands are start showboating "lol ur punches don't hurt xdd" then he ruined his career.

my thoughts are that Jones has never lost a fight, has beaten the supposed p4p #1 TWICE (both in convincing fashion), and is quite simply the greatest MMA fighter of all time
all of your TMZ bullshit is immaterial

based

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I'm not afraid, Jon. I fought Magubu and beat him easily. You know why, Jonny boy? I'm not afraid to say the fucking N-word.

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Jon going to HW is the same as Max going to LW.

Sounds great on paper, but would crumble under anyone they can't sizemog.

>Ambassador of Christ
>Odin’s Mom

>instagram.com/hannahgoldy/

What did she do?

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'You're' rhetorical questions are immaterial too faggot

Lucie Pudilová COULD win a DECISION. Valentina's sister did just lose to the crappy warrior.

junkie epigenetics

wins the story

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>What did she do?
steroids?

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>cyborg couldn't put away a 6th grade math teacher

>outing you'reself as a newfag
hilarious

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it was just 10-8 10-9 x3 and 9-10 for Max

Well she's still doing that, so it must be something else.

Rose, Till, Wonderboy, and Askren were all winning until they lost

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agree 100%, they also won on the judge's scorecards

Why does a warrior goddess like Felicia have such a soi husband

>sexual harasser
>cheat
>incels

I agree with Ze/Zer. His behavior is very problematic and toxic imo.

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Definitely a badge of honor to spend copious hours on heem lad

ok for the punches lets say Spencer has a chin from steele but how in the hell Spencer survived the knees to her fatty belly? WTF

Best fighter today

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Why does a warrior goddess like Felicia have such a soi husband

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jesus christ the wind up on those punches

Watching post fight Max can barely talk holy fuck

Diaz can definitely outpoint Pettis, his long boxing combos will bother Pettis and Pettis backs up in a straight line. I think it definitely goes to decision. There's no clear winner.

cuz she's a fat ugly cunt ya simp, hold still while i flush you

he can barely talk period, he has extreme CTE

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this is the average mma fan these days

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You have to go back

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Ryan would beat Khabib easily, he wouldn't let Khabib take the 3rd round off, and he's comfortable on his back.

I bet shes a fucking psycho in bed mmmm

lithuanians are bear lovers we all know that

That tuf season with Rampage and Rashad

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its too early for this conversation

He’s always been like that, why does every 70 iq casual have this exact same frigid take

And that's a good thing!

It's really fucking triggers me when all the casuals and redditors are praising Max's skill for beating Frankie.

No, I'm pretty sure it's because max is a cutbabby who can only feel comfortable fighting people who are under 5'7. Where was all his skill when he was fighting poorier who is such an awesome striker he got knocked out by MJ in one round?

Fuck man and to think I gave McGregor shit for being a cutbabby. At least McGregor won above 145.

> tfw I have the same amount of bodyhair
just end my life famalan

HAVE SEX

Yeah seriously that GnP was brutal. Jon was probably thinking of every stupid shit talk line DC said to him while he throwing those.

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he was thinking of every redditor mentioning muh pregnant lady

Retarded to blame Max for cutting, big brain says blame Frankie for being too lazy to cut to his proper weight class

>kills himself to make 145 and style on manlets
>goes up to 155 and has literally 0 power on his punches
when his body finally stops allowing him to cut to 145 and he's forced up to LW, he's going to get smashed every single fight.
volume punching doesn't work against non-manlets

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I'm 6 foot 140 pounds. I should cutbabby to 125 so I can be like an even more extreme Max Holloway

HOW

Cyborg should retire.There is nothing left for her,If she keeps going soon her value will go the other way.Cyborg has to understand that Spencer type fighters that have the ability to absorb a lot of power is the new ufc status and have nothing to do with all these cans Cyborg faced at the invicta

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Does anyone else watch with their gf? Mine will watch it but doesn't like the punching

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Technically Poirier is a manlet.

Mmmm that looks so yummy imagine the smell

Isn't that basically the lmao weed xD guy?

potpourri is still smaller than max and absolutely beat the fuck out of him. if anyone tries to tell me max wasn't exposed in this fight i'll HEEM them

Zabit is trying to be the most extreme version of Max followed by Yair

Fights to make

> Sage Northcutt vs Logan Paul (I can't believe Dana robbed us of this banger)
> Tom Cruise vs Justin Bieber
> CM Punk vs Steve O
> Cejudo vs Nunes
> Israel vs Islam
what else?

me vs ur mum in a catchweight bout (cuz shes so fat LOL)

Whats funny to me is all these cazzies talking about 'he loses all his power when he goes to 145' and 'jones wouldnt do shit at HW' and 99.9% of heem has never cut weight in their life

>the .1%

operation cinnamon

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does getting hit in the liver really hurt more than same area on L side? liver have more nerves or something? its a squishy bag of meaty fat and blood i guess lol

She has that in common with a Joe Rogan

Would rather watch cm Punk vs Askren

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I watch w ur gf and she lets me punch her

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>Israel vs Islam

Better joke than anything in Schaub's special.

why the fuck would anybody cut weight other than a college wrestler who needs to fill a gap or a cutbabby amateur fighter? HEEM is full of powerchads who move up a weight class

They're also adults so that's probably a huge turn off for Bloodyelbow.

She needs to beat Nunes or she will have the same problem as GGG where no one respects her legacy coz she lost once.

Hell Nunes isn't even invincible. Even in her recent fights, it's obvious her cardio falls sharply towards the end of round 2 and starts panic wrestling to conserve energy. Cyborg has TDD and cardio so she can cut Nunes from recovery. It's just a shame she won't let go of that stupid let me bang mentality.

i really want this dude to fight Maia next
if he loses (especially if Maia submits him), i will literally never stop smiling

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I wish I wasn't a poorfag so I could grope strippers at clubs and then go on thot patrol by putting them in a chokehold later

Obviously ur a stand up guy, i would take you down and make u my bitch literally within 30 seconds of round 1

>1) wrestling
>2) everything else

literally the most embarrassing thing in history
he's already unconscious on the mat at 4:57 lmfao

streamable.com/v6shm

ahem

There hasn’t been weight cutting in amateur wrestling in a long time

Where the fuck are u from? Is that a star?

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she cant beat Nunes.Those times are over now.Nunes hit harder and Cyborg is catching her breath from the opening of R2
maybe he felt romantic

Similar to how he was unconscious on the mat in the Lawler fight

He's 5'9. That ain't too bad.

There's manlets and then there's gigamanlets. And Holloway is only comfortable fighting gigamanlets

If you didnt see this live ur as kaz as they come

>tfw was watching w my gurl and we were both high af shit was cash

um no sweaty you'd be knocked out by my flying knee, regardless if you weren't a dogshit can middle school wrestler you'd have seen that i have a distinct knowledge of college wrestling so really you're going down and never getting back up after i snap you in half you little faggot LOL

i actually did wake up to watch the main event of this card
it is literally Conor v Aldo tier

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>calls me sweaty

I might even von flue choke ur ass ur that much of a can

lol dude you're gassed just thinking about how quick i'd mount you and start pounding away. BTW, here's the ref you fucking bum, hope ur ready to be a warrior

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Seriously if you didn't see this knockout live then your opinion doesn't matter. It never gets old too. Everytime I see it it just looks more embarrassing.

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When did smif transition?

I HEEM MYSELF TODAY

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worked into eternal seeth

Max said he won't fight past the age of 35, he is 28 right now, and he has yet to miss weight (khabib fight doesn't count because of the comission & 6 days notice). Holloway could continue to fight at 145 without a problem, it's not like it's the most extreme cut in the UFC. He's 5'11 but skinny as hell. Yair, Shane, Moicano, Zabit, Fili, Kattar, and Amirkhani are all 5'11 or taller

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Yeah Max walks around at 200ibs it's really crazy he makes 145. Or maybe he's just tall and skinny and better than the people he fights.

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wek up dastin

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megan olive shouldn't be this hot

>tfw you realize he takes his son everywhere because he realize he doesn't have much time left to spend with him

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How long do you think we have until Max Benoits Rush

>Conor 5ft 9
>Max 5ft 11
Is Max a height fraud?

one last defense of the strap, brather

TAKE IT, IT'S YOURS!

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well if you say so..

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It's possible he grew an inch or so since then. And Conor is standing more upright than Max, who's slumped over because he's embarrassed of his peepee.

He's fucking tiny, I seriously doubt he even weighed more than a stocky guy in Aldo. Ortega definitely weighed more than him. Of course a skinny lanklet is going to look trash at a weigh in he has nothing to cut from.

>grew an inch

Not where it matters.

still bigger than urs lol

olive her

My stream got busted before the fight and it didn't comeback until right after the stoppage although the screen was blank but the audio was working and all I hear is Rogan screaming and Anik saying something about the fasted KO in UFC history. I was just thinking please don't tell me Askren knocked out Jorge in 5 secs ( I was nervous because my boy Luke got slept after all the shit he talked)

just woke up still pissed off about how trash 240 was, what card do I rewatch?

It's all over Khabib

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240. As punishment for staying up to watch it in the first place.

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how about you watch that attitude?

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I don't know what it is about her but she looks like she cheats on him constantly. She looks like she was cheating on him during the fight.

Rewatch 239 and relive heem day.

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Finland got nice birch trees

It's probably because she looks like she was scared to get his sweat on her. A truly loyal woman shouldn't even mind getting your pee on her.

what attitude?
that should do the job I guess

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here's The Answer

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i invented dustbin poorier

Still better than Detroit or Baltimore

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potpourri wrestlesnaps kahobo

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189 and 199 are also kino cards. 121 and 139 are fun too if you want to watch an older card.

thank

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detoilet and buttissore

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There’s no question; you’re a fag.

shhh you cant say that its racist

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>You now realize Dustbin Poorier will soon turn four years old

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The 'Spot the Caz' starter pack:

>didnt watch Askren get heemed live
>puts Conor in a Top 10 P4P list
>thinks GSP is GOAT
>unironically rates Max Holloway/JT Dillashaw/Henry 'Turbomidget' Cejudo/Justin Poirier
>stayed up to watch UFC 240 instead of watching the day after on mmacore

Some of yall cazzies on heem right now

i had sex

When we will be a old bunch I hope to still see you on 4channel > Yea Forums > /heem/ so we can witness together Gooby Jr vs Khabib Jr and Max Jr vs Frankie Jr but statistically some of us will be long dead.

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free space
>isn't me

wow

>xp
what meme coin is this?

i dont even post on heem

twitter.com/i/status/1155377191091408896

Imagine the smell

>Bruce Buffer shilling frozen pizzas before the main event

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The edge

>Check
>Conor is easily top 5
>GSP is indeed the GOAT
>A Ngannou sized Cejudo beats anyone, do the math
>UFC 240 was the prelim of Rizin 17

BROUGHT TO YOU BY DEVOUR AND ITS NEW LINE OF ZESTY CHEESY PIZZAS

Prelims were amazing wtf

Based

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>GSP is indeed the GOAT
oh ya fer shure b got gifted a bunch of decisions fur shure GOAT heemed by a midget fuckin GOAT BOYS

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They always are b and even more fun when you bet on them.

still better than Condon Depot or Dude Wipes desu

For those of you that place money bets with online sports books, what sites do you use? I want to get away from Draft Kings and place straight bets and parlays and real shit.

My only concern is taxes though. From what I understand you would just treat it as gambling winnings like you would if you went to a real casino, right? As long as I pay that shit I'll be fine?

Any personal experience is appreciated.

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>not betting the house on holloway with tax free dogecoin

I literally just zone out all those introductions to be honest. Not a fan of ring announcers. They should say the name and where they come from then let the ref start the fight.

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>peepee paulie

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LUKAS SCHOTT--COORDINATED ATTACK FROM THE WOODLANDS. POST MALONE.

lol

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ASPEN WAS OUT HERE TODAY. LOST *A LOT* OF WEIGHT.

LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS

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Remember when Luke Thomas was caught browsing /heem/? I do.

cute horse!

>>conor is easily top 5
ISHYGDDT

Quit projecting we all know its the darkies that like anime

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>D-Diaz wil check the legkicks this time

Conor is virtually undefeated. We already went into these arguments but basically he never lost the fight AND the story. No possible argument can put him outside of the top 5 P4P, cope harder mudslime.

I am now a #MinMissile

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Anderson Silva and bj penn are the goats

what is this nigga on about

One last run at the strap, bratha

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Point fighting, cut baby goof

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heh, BJ

>getting beat up by an asian
can't think of anything more embarrassing
thank god it doesn't happen too often

truly the most humiliating fate a fight can have

no way, post clip

Rizin was a lot better

do Israel really did 9/11?

getting beat up by a nigger

First worlders complaining is my favorite appreciation sport

t. seething chink

This. He sounds like he's bored of doing commentary.

All I'm saying is, look into it. Something something dancing israelis

my favorite is second worlders playing the oppression olympics

>Virtually undefeated
>Virtually
Putting that word there doesn't change the definition of the word "undefeated," which in no context can be used to describe Conor McGregor.

Joe fried his brain with muh weed and muh DMT. Also he's getting old and his CIA handlers might have MK Ultraed him

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what are your faggots problems with Poirier? why can't you just give him credit instead of rehearsing a defeat he had years ago?

but this is common

Notice how Conor has never rematched a guy he beat the first time. He knows his lucky run would get exposed.

niggers were literally bred to fight stupid chink

>Dana used MUH BRAND? in the streets?! MUH BRAND IS MUH BRAND, NIGGA

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No way thats her mom
Prolly sister?!

so is getting raped in prison, doesn't make it not completely embarrassing

these threads are full of casuals if you've yet to realize that

Al Qaeda won the attack
USA won the war
Saudi Arabia won the story
ISIS wins the rematch

based confused black man

>niggers were literally bred to fight stupid chink
I'm white homie, and no they weren't

>Won the story vs Nate I (won the rematch)
>Won the story vs Mayweather (win the rematch)
>Won the story vs Kebab (win the rematch)
He's virtually undefeated. C O P E

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Nice

wrong, being raped is shameful. what kind of can is going to snitch lmao. embarrassment is when others know your shame.

keep seething, your boy tapped like a bitch TWICE.

Israel won the Palestinian territory

Ah, you're shitposting. Nevermind then

why do shit skinned ahmeds live vicariously through fighters

Agree but i also like that they're calling max the GOAT featherweight because it makes mcnuggets fanboys seethe eternally. Irish flags aren't welcome in heem anymore, they're cucks.

did he won the story against that random lithuanian dude and Duffy too?

>what are mandingo fighters
learn to history dumb, cracker. they weren't born with that twitch speed until whitey started to breed them that to make faster and stronger workers and better fighters

Lmao why do you think being a draw is something to brag about? He's a loser. He tapped out at the biggest UFC event of all time.

yes

none of the rounds are 10-8, that's not how scoring works.
>Round 1: 10-9 edgar
>Round 2: 10-9 holloway
>round 3: 10-9 holloway
>round 4: 10-9 edgar
>round 5: You can say max scored 10-9 but he just jabbed and did nothing really
3-2 holloway but edgar won the story of the fight am i right lads?

>I'm white
>homie
white trash, maybe

kek, ok nigger

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t. brainlet

>why do shit skinned ahmeds live vicariously through fighters

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this. niggers were bred to kill. this is why it's so impressive when a white fighter btfos a nog.

shut the fuck up nerd

>MUM I POSTED THE NUMALE FACE
ironically it looks like a moslem, u okay mahmood?

Kebab is the one with a lucky run
>Crushed a bunch of cans from bumbfuck nowhere
>Lost against Gleison Tibau
>Win his "belt" vs Al Fucking Iaquinta
>Fluke vs Conor
>Lost against Dillon
>Terrified of Tony to the point of missing weight several times
>Cutbaby won't go up because there's too many good wrestlers in welterweight
Yeah right

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Not in a million years did frankie win the story of the fight.
Everything frankie did was ineffective, all his takedowns were either easily stuffed or led nowhere. His striking was worthless, he'd come in and eat hooks, or sit outside and eat jabs. Honestly after the third he's standing in his corner and he might as well have given it up and gone home right then.

keep seething, if conor won, you faggots would spam heem forever. Projecting, it's you and the irish fag who live through conor, he doesn't know you exist kek.

I didn't say anything about Khabib at all. Is everything okay?

i'm not a conor fan, mahmodo, all that inbreeding is making you paranoid

>ironically it looks like a moslem, u okay mahmood?

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you forgot
>punked by nate twice

can someone make a new thread pls

>i'm not a conor fan
>proceeds to defend conor for a whole year and hate on khabib
kek, everyone in this thread already knows you're that one burger who is eternally seething.

>>ironically it looks like a moslem, u okay mahmood?
kek

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ummmm yeah no honey booboo bear im not a cheeto dust retard like you who has a blood feud with the McGregor clan of HEEM who posts on 4cuck all day like a little nigger boy ;)

um sweaty this is 4cuckold

I’m the man to do the job.

>AHH HELP ME HERB, HE'S TOO STRONG

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im not surprised

you're taking everything I worked for motherfucker

someone make the thread

Nobody took a lost better than Conor after Nate I. The mark of a proper champ.

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>Kino storyline: DC heems Stipe, calls out Jones, drops weight, knocks Jones tfo, goes off into the sunset as GOAT
>Great storyline: DC submits Stipe, calls out Jones, fight takes place at heavyweight, beats Jones but heem boomers will say he isnt the GOAT bc they didnt fight at Light Heavy
>Shit storyline: DC tears ACL, Jones moves up on short notice, dominates Stipe, retires as GOAT
>Lulz storyline: DC pops for steroids

herb shithole ref dean just lets him do it rofl.

>the only possible storyline
Steep heems both dc and jon amd becomes the best ufc fighter ever in the next 100 years and the croatian checkers become the new ufc logo

Whiter and happier than you Tyrone

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wouldn't conor's best course of action be to go down to FW and fight Holloway? He beat him before,so i'd be an easy way to get in the winners column and to get a belt

Wrong. Caster Smeneya and those like her shouldnt be allowed to compete as women full stop. And the aamazingzing political mindtwists that allows it is sickening. Cyborg just juiced too hard and wrecked herself, while Nunes is most likely juicing on low dose Anavar if anything. Really, why women do anything other than Anavar is beyond me.