>thanks for inviting me out for a walk user
Thanks for inviting me out for a walk user
Ian Powell
Caleb Cooper
Next time you might find the ability to walk without support bitch
*spits on face and breast*
Tyler Anderson
You're welcome. What do I do now?
Elijah Brown
You're welcome. *approaches cheek for a kiss* *gets slapped*
"Eeeewwwww user what are you doing?" *walks off*
Oliver Carter
Why aren't you wearing a hijab in public you fucking slut.
Asher Bailey
No need to thank me, grandma
Asher Thomas
Stop making these threads.
Juan Mitchell
Kek
Caleb Martin
>oh hey user, how long have you been standing there? haha
>the sea is quite lovely at night, isn't it? care for a walk along the beach with me?
Dylan Cruz
*rams her with a car, hits her with a stick and kidnaps her*
Leo Brown
Soooo uhhhhh... Messi is really shit
Bentley Gonzalez
t. Marcos Alonso
Kevin Long
>so user, how long have you been fapping to tranny porn?
Easton Fisher
No problem but don't you find curious that i've taken you to this dark alley where no one can hear us or see us?
Oliver Wilson
>Ryan_Gosling.jpeg
Chase Green
My pleasure. I know your my cousin but you're still the hottest girl in this town
Anthony Scott
Noah Baker
More like
>wanna go for a walk
>no I think I'm gonna stay in this weekend I'm not feeling too good : )
>ok how about next weekend then
>oh I have to go to my friend's wedding
>so when will you be free
>....[no response]
Matthew Barnes
Jeremiah Anderson
Ha! Women, amirite?
Nicholas Rivera
Every time. I mean damn bitch just tell me no you don't want to hang out. Stringing someone along hurts more than outright rejection
Jaxon Collins
>thanks for bringing me to the beach user, you look buff
Brandon Thomas
this is how incels are created
Oliver Moore
friendly reminder that you'll never get a gf if you never try/only try once a year
Grayson Cook
Sebastian Nguyen
Are you guys really autist to a point you can recognise when someone is making excuses not to hurt your feelings and keep asking
Jordan Davis
Anytime m-miss!
Matthew Wood
Do you not understand that it's recognized exactly for what it is hence why it's posted ITT
Josiah Mitchell
Well you're an incel before that trying to break free. It's more like how serial killers are created.
Robert Jenkins
STOP. STOP IT. FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU ALL AND I HATE MYSELF THE MOST. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A 28 YO MALE TO NEVER HAVE KISSED A GIRL? IT FUCKING HURTS. I AM NOT EVEN FAT OR UGLY. NOT EVEN A MANLET (by Spanish standards) THESE THREADS BREAK ME EVERYTIME. SAVE ME.
Ethan Edwards
When was the last time you tried
Jayden Sanders
just b urself.
Adrian Russell
yikes
James Bennett
if you lower your standards, it's literally impossible to remain a virgin if you go to one of your country's many tourist towns
a shitton of drunk sluts to fuck there
t. lost my virginity in spain at 19
Samuel Walker
Alcohol, idiota. Las mujeres españolas son de lo más promiscuo que existe.
Andrew White
pretty bullshit tho
it can be a shit test, her being a gigantic flirt and stringing you along in case her main nigga falls through, or she is genuinely sick. You can’t be so autismo that it’s her OBVIOUSLY not wanting to hang with you or her OBVIOUSLY being sick and just needs to reschedule
Elijah White
It’s hard man
I think you’re struggling with what I am, fear of sticking your neck out and failing
Everyone fails at something
Everyone gets rejected
Just cause some people get rejected less or fail less doesn’t make them better than you. Life isn’t going to hand you everything on a silver plate. You have to stick your neck out
Brandon Cruz
Jesus christ this thread. Hire a hooker and have sex incels.
Charles Gutierrez
>tf
>tp
We can't all just get our dad to help us rape our 12yo cousins, Pajeet.
Andrew Rivera
'i'm sorry, were you talking to me? i don't think i know you'
Benjamin Perez
dude literally book a flight to Magaluf next weekend and you'll fuck some bong bitch even by accident
Ryder Young
Why do you need your dad's help to rape a 12 year old ? Are you a soiboy?
Gavin Phillips
Just bee yourself, by that I mean not being pathetic.
Anthony Williams
BASED PAJEET
Christian Martin
Jaxon Bennett
Who the fuck let /r9k/ loose? Get off my board, I don't want to share it with you incels.
Nathaniel Evans
>Just cause some people get rejected less or fail less doesn’t make them better than you
kek.
Xavier Smith
t. 5’9.5”
James Scott
I like how the media have brainwashed you drones into believing this 8/10 girl is THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THE PLANET. BUY TICKETS FOR HER MOVIES. TELL EVERYONE HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS OR YOU WON'T FIT IN. BUY USELESS CRAP.
David Kelly
Who is she though?
Isaac Mitchell
Elizabeth Olsen. Younger sister of the Olsen twins.
Lucas Nelson
Never heard of her before, does this make me a boomer?
Cooper Johnson
>tfw 1 year anniversary in a month
dont give up hope frens theres some other shut in out there for you
Charles Miller
Here's what you have to do:
1. Stop obsessing about sex and make your whole existence about not having it and >tfw no gf bullshit
2. Start exercising or making good money, both good ways to improve your self-confidence
3. Stop jerking off for a while or at least everyday to improve your natural drive for sex
5. Get a good hairstyle and decent clothes (doesn't have to be some expensive designer shit, H&M, Zara, etc. is enough)
6. If it's just about fast sex, then you should indeed really go to one of the tourist hotspots in your country, lots of girls there are drunk and DTF
And now the most important step, the big secret that the so-called chads don't want you to know, prepare to have your life changed....
....ready?.....
ok, here it comes.....
7. REALIZE THAT HAVING SEX WITH RANDOM GIRLS IN THE CLUB IS NOTHING BUT A NUMBERS GAME
When you see some guy leaving with some girl he just met, you assume that guy must be quite the alpha chad who can choose every woman he wants, right?
Wrong!
The difference between these men and others is simply that they don't mind getting rejected.
If he flirts with 9 women, gets rejected 9 times, he just goes on to the 10th and then succeeds. Boom, that's it.
Don't take rejections personally and instead see them this way: Every rejection brings you closer to success.
That's all there is to that.
Of course being handsome and "having game" will help you to improve your success rate and you may have to lower your standards if you aren't exactly looking like Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling or Leo DiCaprio.
But getting sex overally is easy as fuck.
Getting a good gf/wife to spend your entire life together, now that is MUCH harder.
Cooper Richardson
considering how miserable i would make her life, i'd rather be alone
Robert Phillips
A little bit. She has been in a lot of movies lately but most of them are pretty shit so I don't blame you for not watching them.
Angel Perry
>in a month
There's still time for her to leave you m8
Wyatt Kelly
>Getting a good gf/wife to spend your entire life together, now that is MUCH harder.
Seriously, I feel like whenever a chick is into me, I'm not into her, and whenever I'm into her, she's not into me
The sex part I got covered because I fuck my (married) co-worker but HOW IN THE FUCK do you get a stable relationship? Most I ever went was 5 months
Oliver Gutierrez
She's actually a pretty decent actress but has been sucked into the capeshit machine. She's in a load of the Avengers movies now.
Brody Nelson
you put entirely too much effort into giving proper and accurate advice; it will only be ignored.
Connor Sanders
>No step 4
He's never gonna make it.
Carter Sullivan
Benjamin Parker
She's one of the avengers in the MCU films
Aiden Sanchez
>falling for the jewpussy meme
Come to the realization that all women like that are stuck up, shallow, ugly, diseased whores who only look good with 3 1/2 lbs of makeup in photoshopped pictures taken at ideal angles with perfect lighting. I genuinely don't find either of them attractive as a potential partner. As a hypothetical fuck, sure, but they look extremely narcissistic and slutty. Look for sweet and cute girls who have some modesty. They're often every bit as pretty if you take the time to take a good look, but even more often overlooked because they don't dress like whores and cake on makeup every day. If you can't see this then you're going to have problems in every aspect of life, not just women. The irony is that being shallow will inevitably draw you to fake, ugly women. You have to learn to tell the difference between clothes and makeup vs actual beauty, but women are experts at tricking men into getting these things mixed up. Are you smarter than a woman?Realize girls like the one on the left do not exist without makeup, good lighting, photoshop and camera angles, you're getting butthurt over an illusion. The reality is that most women without makeup or any of the other tricks they use to get male attention just look like effeminate prepubescent boys, if you saw those same girls irl no makeup in natural lighting I have a feeling you'd be less than impressed.
Brandon Murphy
Kek
Gabriel Ross
Sister of Olsen twins.
Elijah Nelson
You're probably right, but I felt sorry for that user so thought I'd give it a try
Oh fuck
Alright, let's say step 4 is going outside more or alternatively try to get it on with girls online (where it essentially is also a numbers game), more and more couples these days meet online, I have a friend of mine who now is getting married to a girl he met on Instagram bit more than 2 years ago.
Btw, ever wondered why so many guys decide to send dick pics to girls even though most of them absolutely hate receiving them?
Some of them are likely just trolls and aren't even sending their own dicks, but for many it's also simply a numbers game.
You send your dick to 10 girls, 9 are expectedly going to be grossed out and block you, but the 10th girl is aroused and wants said dick inside her.
All about the numbers, lads
Just stop caring about getting rejected once in a while.
Christian Jackson
Nice copypasta, you mongoloid
Mason James
>nigger nose