Boomers or zoomers?
Boomers or zoomers?
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Boomers. No doubt.
There’s literally only two zoomer son the zoomer team
>28yo zoomer
This isn't basketball. Father time is a harsh mistress. Team zoomer wins
the absolute state of 21 to 26 year old footballers
Team 30+ would win but not with that retarded lineup and formation.
>pogba over de bruyne
>Kun Aguero
Isn't Cavani over 30?
>Greasy man over Kane
>Pogba over Koke or KdB
>Allison over Oblak
These selections are so disingenuous
didn't 4-2-4 btfo 3-2-5 irl?
In an actual game? Zoomers.
The boomer midfield can't run.
And it's not like the zoomer team is actually zoomers, 9/11 are over 25.
The bottom one is the stupidest formation I've ever seen
>5 forwards
>only 2 midfielders, one of which is a destroyer
>3 at the back with no wingbacks
>Father time
>Mistress
Hmmm.....
>De Ligt and Koulibaly are apparently 2 of the best 3 CBs under 30
>Poogba
>one season wonder Salah
Nah.
--------------Ter Stegen
TAA - Van Dijk - Laporte - Robertson
-----------Kante - De Bruyne
Mbappe ---Bernardo --- Neymar
----------------Kane
Actually makes you realise how shit under 30 Real and Barca players are
Boomers biggest strengths:
>Alves-Messi link-up
>Spanish core in Pique-Ramos-Alba all familiar with one another
>best finishers in the world
>extremely dangerous on set pieces
Boomers biggest weaknesses:
>Alves-Messi will get defensively exposed
>four players all known for taking many shots per game, and that mentality to go for goal
>Neuer kinda finished at this point
Zoomers biggest strengths:
>perfect balance of goalscorers, creators, those with selfish mentality and those without it
>extremely powerful defense, perfect mixture of physicality, speed and experience
>Alisson in his prime
>French midfield pivot familiar with one another
>same with the French striker pairing
Zoomer biggest weaknesses:
>3-4-3 formation will leave Koulibaly and De Ligt consistently facing 1v2 scenarios
>Inevitable brainfarts from Pogba will leave Kante chasing Modric's shadow too often
FINAL SCORE: BOOMER XI 15 - 22 ZOOMER XI. Zoomers have too much energy and their fluidity is going to get them an early 10-2 lead established by half time. Boomer XI will abuse crosses to TSU/Kun/Lewa from Messi and will try to come back, but Zoomer XI will eventually realise they can just play keep-ball and win fouls through Azar or Nerman, eventually frustrating Ramos to make a red-worthy offence and effectively kill the game.
>putting ronaldo and messi outwide for lewandowski and aguero
>TAA over Kimmich, Carvajal, Azpilicueta, Walker
>harold kane
>bernardo "as many good seasons as salah" silva
>no hazard
>imagine falling for the Allison meme
I honestly don't get the Allison hype. He's a fine player, but anyone who actually watches the sport will tell you that Oblak has been the best keeper in the world for the last three years. He gets overlooked because he's on Atleti and played with the likes of Godin Luiz, Gimenez, etc. but no other GK makes as clutch saves as him and the dude's hands are made of gorilla glue.
EPLel customer
why is pogba still on united?
>taa over Walker and Kimmich
>Robertson over Alaba and Sandro
Zoomer scouser detected
>youngest boomer: 30
>oldest """zoomer""": 28
ye nah make a real one
Alright you could maybe replace Kane because he had a poorish last season, even though his bad season. Bernardo has been great since his last season at Monaco. Neymar is better than Hazard.
The fact you listed Kyle Walker invalidates your post. You clearly do not understand the sport.
Really depends on the coach and le tactics. Every single boomer in that line up is highly technically proficient. They can sacrifice possession as they don't have the physicality for it but can make better use of their chances. Like Barca under Valverde but now with some key strong-minded players.
-------------------------Neuer---------------------------
------D.Alves--Chiellini--Ramos--Kolarov-------
---------Modric----de Rossi----Fernandinho------
------------------------D.Silva---------------------------
---------------C.Ronaldo----Zlatan-------------------
>state of 30- backline
>3-4-3 with wingers who don't track back
Great idea
>Pique' over Chiellini
>Pogba over De Bruyne
What C tier spanish journal made this?
>Chiellini
Hey guys, look! A real life time traveller! What's life like in 2007?
i'd watch this game
Chiellini at 35+ is still top 5 CB in the world and better than Pique' that just peaked for 5 years and lived of the past achievements since then
Chiellini is a beast
Boomers easily
Boomers and it's not even close
>Neuer kinda finished at this point
You didn't get the memo, did you? youtube.com
>neymar is better than hazard
>hazard over nerman
No.
neymar is such an unique player, do absolutely nothing since march 2017 (2.5 years) and people still rate him top 3
brazil is better without him
psg was just as good/slightly better before him
Where is Jiroo?
Donnaruma
TAA
De Ligt
Hernandez
Foden
Havertz
De Jong
Felix/Vinicius
Mbappe/Pulisic
Sancho/Rodrygo
Forgot KINGpembe
what a retarded pic. all of it
Actually, the best zoomer team would be this.
------------Oblak
Kimmich- Van Dijk - De Ligt - Alaba
-----------Kante - Thiago
Neymar ---KDB --- Hazard
----------------Mbraaap
----------------------Buffon
---Piszczek---Ramos---Chiellini---Kolarov
--------Parejo---Fernandinho---Iniesta
--------Messi---Quagliarella---Cristiano
---------------Mbappe or Kean
--------Sterling---Havertz---Sancho
---------------de Jong---Ruiz
--Tierney---van Dijk---De Ligt---Kimmich
----------------------Alisson
this x1000
You can't bet against a team with Ronaldo and Messi, but jesus christ is the zoomers defense something else. I want them all at Juve
>De shit
Because he’s shit
How did I do?
>not a single 20-26 year old on the list
what happened? too many video games?
>Ultra offensive 3-5-2
Typical shitty meme zoomer formation lmao
>would unironically be tied for the third youngest on the zoomer team
wtf am i zoomer
cod 4/cod waw/cod mw2
t. 25 yo
zoomers of course, boomers are too old
>de bryune
>not always injured
zoomin' n boomin'
>destroyer
shut up. I already saw you autist fool shilling for oblak. the truth is that oblak is probably the best on his line but that's one aspect of the game, also oblak seems to never make the catches needed when his team need it the most and that's why he has no major trophies
Are the English guys rating Kane being ironic or not? Real question because it looks like they are not
Griezi is a spiritual zoomer
not rating Kane is a great indicator of low football intelligence
It's the same low IQ mindset as the old "Ibrahimovic is a bad player because he never performs against English teams"
zoomers win 4-0