imagine making childish boasts on an anonymous anime image board to impress complete strangers
Cameron Scott
i make 2000000000000000000000000000 million every second so there
Lucas Edwards
Based boatbro
Jordan Adams
20 million has been deposited into your account for that kind comment
Jordan Rogers
t. poorcunt
Sebastian Robinson
how do I achieve the lawncunt life
Noah Baker
save 80k buy lawn
Oliver Parker
reminder that zachy b is innocent reminder that sebby 1337 is innocent reminder that richy faggot is guilty as sin
Ryder Cox
lads i'm so pissed had the equivalent of at least 300 mL of pure alcohol a few hours ago
Jonathan Ross
LaDs a D s
Having the beddy spinnies
Oliver Cook
okay lads, sobering up decently well alchy b ain't got nothin on me i could drink that cunt under the table along with richo and whatever roofies he might slip into the drinks *flexes furiously*
Had a good idea for a funny post but I forgot, sorry lads.
Isaiah King
>evening mass disgusting desu for me it's early morning mass while you're still buzzed in polish if you're up really early
Ryan Long
all good mate
Zachary Myers
*makes a funny post*
Please laugh
Hunter Jackson
fun straffo fact: straffo took his "ManWithNoName" username from a joke from Futurama and actually had no idea about the Dollars Trilogy. He later changed his profile picture to Clint Eastwood to save face
Ayden Lee
just woke up lads
Carson Powell
nigeria rising
Cameron James
Just read in the news about what certain balding man did to that girl. Shocking.
Joshua Flores
certain man ITT absolutely retarded
Matthew Bailey
chuck us a zachybomb
Jordan Wright
Do any of you lads play cricket?
Noah Gray
yeah since I was 7
Chase Murphy
Not any more but the more I watch the more I miss it.
Easton Thomas
lads any update from the package?
Nicholas Martinez
Not any more, but when I used to play I was far better than any of you. Unfortunately had to retire at the age of 20 due to the stress of the game
Jonathan Rogers
based bard
Jayden Garcia
used to played at a fairly high level and against some blokes who have now gone on to play for Australia
Aiden Long
How could you tell, just from that? You're absolutely right, but surely nothing in that post revealed my bard nature
Michael Fisher
youve spoken about playing cricket while bardposting, and its just obvious because both bard and ex cricketer are from worcester
Adam Martin
need some cricket
Charles Wright
hoping to finish toil early tomorrow , cant deal with mondays
Aiden Foster
Jason Derulo opening the bowling
Gabriel Garcia
feel like it's poor taste to wear ralph lauren these days shame because I like their rugby shirts
Levi Hall
GIRL YOU'RE THE ONE
Jayden Butler
Well for what it's worth I was lying pretty shamelessly. I was an average club player in the Worcestershire leagues, that's all. Had trials for the county as a kid, but they thought I was too unorthodox so I didn't get selected
Aiden Anderson
Was a decent player at age group level. Once got hit for six consecutive fours by James Hildreth
David Allen
t. krazycuckold
Ethan Martinez
>too unorthodox so I didn't get selected had a mate who went over for a stint in english cricket and ran into a similar problem, coaches kept on wanting to change his technique to match the textbook don't understand it myself, I'd take Paul Adams over Moeen Ali
Wyatt Davis
I think in England especially we still have a certain expectancy for the game to be played in the "proper" way. That's why some private school nonce with perfect technique but couldn't hit the fucking ball got selected over me.
That's what I tell myself to make me feel better anyway
Angel Thompson
didn't brag about batting against cummins specifically and so am clearly not him
Adrian Powell
Unless youre super talented orthodox technique is massively important. more so for longer forms
Isaiah Butler
>That's why some private school nonce with perfect technique but couldn't hit the fucking ball got selected over me. Ian Bell? James Vince?
Sebastian Price
WHY WOULD YOU LIE
Carter Cruz
Adam Lyth.
Jaxson Peterson
Yeah desu I probably could have done with learning some of it desu. Regularly got clean bowled playing stupid shots when a good old-fashioned forward defensive was necessary
I liked Bell desu, Vince is pretty useless at international level though
Jaxson King
>WHY WOULD YOU LIE I was at Sherborne, he played for Milfield
Landon King
Bell has 22 test centuries.
Nathan Smith
Did you know that Bowling requires perfection vision just as much as batsmen?
Ian Ward
for me it's blaposter the wise sage of /cric/
Camden White
he left long ago, blacunt is currently just sebbo imitating the original
Andrew Sanchez
Wish they had a football manager for cricket
Asher Hill
time to get drunk yet
Christian Ward
If you gave Hamilton Masakadza 100+ tests playing for England while batting @ 5/6 he'd get a few as well
Alexander Green
hamilton was good though
Zachary Morris
good technically, looked like a 40 average player at the crease, but trash mentally
Owen Harris
Honestly think that they should invert it so that Oneday should be the major league competition (like premier league) in england. First class cricket should be a shorter tournament with a group stage and knockouts. Logic would be that there would be less games and then extend them to 5 days each so that theres less stupid draws. t20 would then be another tournament. I think they should also do something where teams from different nations can play. The inly problem is that I think players are allowed to play for multiple domestic teams arent they in different countries?
I played Michael Vaughan's Championship Cricket Manager when I was a kid and loved it desu. Not sure why they discontinued it, or why no one else has taken up the mantle for this sort of game. It's a smaller pool of potential players than Football Manager, but cricket fans are so borderline autistic that it's bound to be a success nonetheless
Liam Davis
it's a piece of shit though
Josiah Smith
just like all cricket games, cricket is too brainful for video games to capture well. brain lara cricket 2005 was legendary in a dumb arcadey way, but as soon as they try to make a realistic one it just goes tits up
Nathaniel Morgan
Its fucking awful though compared to footbsll manager. It was good back in 2005 when i got the first one and sports games in general were not too great so i was just happy to see a cricket game that didnt take hours to finish one single game but since then pretty much nothing has changed in the game.
Adam Turner
with all the computer nerds in india you think they would have made a game by now
Justin Jones
Bell was alright in that 2013 Ashes
Chase Bennett
The audience for a realistic cricket game would be too small. >your player is fielding at fine leg for 6 hours real-time play while the opposition racks up 653-4
James Anderson
Just not a big enough market for it moneywise (eventhough poolands numbers make it like the 2nd or 3rd most popular sport on the planet) and the domestic game is far too small to make it interesting I think.
Brody Clark
can easily envisage a competitive but overall mediocre nigerian team
Justin Green
It just feels frustrating no matter what. When you edge one to slip it feels rotten even if that's realistic. I think realism is not the way to go with cricket.
Julian Baker
honestly can't remember a single thing from the last Ashes other than the Melbin wicket being a pudding
most boring Ashes series ever?
Hudson Walker
The problem with cricket games is that there is no real 'reward' for blocking the ball or getting singles. Who cares if you get out, because you can always reload a save so why not try and hit everything for 6?
Bowling can be just as frustrating. You hit your buttons for skillshots at the perfect time, but it means absolutely nothing because the AI controls it and decides arbitrarily if you get them out or not,
The last ashes game was on the right path, but was still barely half a game.
Michael Jones
literally the only way to get out on in any cricket game is by mistiming the ball, which is just retarded, but yeah trying to make a realistic, decent one seems a massive task
Josiah Lee
*mistiming the shot
Kevin Rodriguez
I wonder if you could get some sort of decent phone-based game and price it at £5 (maybe add in some annoying adverts or paid-for extras if you really need to make more money). Surely you could sweep up the south Asian market with that
Eli Gray
could do with a bit of the ol sexual intercourse
Jordan Taylor
Just about to head out to Sainsbury's before settling in for a COMFY (lonely) afternoon listening to Worcestershire in the Brainlet Bash. Any of you lads need owt?
Jeremiah Martinez
*throws poo at you*
good night lads. Time to tuck in before another 5 days of toil.
Dylan Thomas
You now remember Dawid Malan
Ryder Green
Things to do
>Finish emptying the dishwasher >have a wank >Watch the women's t20 >Trim the bush out the front >Have a cuppa
Angel Campbell
six pack of bishop's finger ta
Nathan Reed
ordered food from morleys
David Bailey
toil looms
Nathan Wright
Six pack of castlemain xxx, Scotch egg, any frozen pizza don't mind and the cheapest gin you can get and a lime
What did everybody make about Ed Barnard's catch against Lancashire? Does he deserve the call-up for England for the Ashes? For me, the answer is "Yes"
I kinda fancy the aussie womans test opener. whats her name?
Lucas Rodriguez
my gf
back off
Jace Ortiz
To the other lad from Sherborne, I got a famous 92* for the colts A against midfield from number 6. I was dropped multiple times - didn't get above 20 for the rest of the season.
Daniel Baker
Are you old enough to have gone to Sherborne Prep when Lindsay was in charge? He never molested me desu, but I heard the rumours even before he got busted. My main sporting memory is Clayesmore having an absolutely stacked rugby XV the same year as me, who would dick us down 90-0 every year we played them. Still hate those fuckers
I didn't go to Sherborne Prep but I heard the rumours from fellow house members who I did. I was in F
Nathan Gray
GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF YA POZZIE CUNT
Parker Flores
GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF YA KOLPAK CUNT
Jaxson Reyes
farting a bit
shouldn't have had maccas
Sebastian Collins
Sherborne seems like a nice part of the country desu. Much like Worcestershire, Dorset seems to go completely under the radar and I'm sure it's all the better for it
Nathan Hernandez
You wouldn't want to be there as a young adult when you want to party and get laid but as a kid it was pretty idyllic. Well worth a shout for a cheap UK holiday, some great beaches, pretty towns and villages, plenty of historical stuff and not too crowded.
Daniel Cook
Sounds good desu, had one holiday as a kid to Dorset but can't remember where exactly. Remember thinking it was a comfy county though, nice and traditional
Landon Scott
went through dorset when I visited england quite liked it
much preferred going through the old, small cities and towns of england to my stint in london. felt much more like what I envisaged england to be than london was
Looks like we've both got a bit of a run chase desu
Luis Howard
just looking through that gallery, how many of them are actual lesbians? i thought it was just a meme. even a mention of steph houghton in there even though i thought she had a husband
Luke Martinez
>injures back while knobbing the sloane
Andrew Lopez
just handed the cenno form in online lads all nighter on league of legends then sleep all day tomorrow
Xavier James
took a month to get my youth allowance approved, good luck mate
Colton Richardson
based and centrelink pilled
Brandon Carter
sure lad
Ryder Price
Don't worry lads, Wessels is teeing off so we're walking our way to victory
Sebastian Fisher
stream?
Adam Bailey
Did you see him against Hampshire? Looked great
Yeah think we might be fucked unless Banton or Babar go big
Comfy is the word for it. Only a couple of hours in the whip or on the train into London. Perfect for a young family
Henry Taylor
>Wessels 51 off 20 >Guptill 40 off 14
Think we'll be fine desu
Jaxon Ross
Pitch must be an absolute road? or just shite bowling?
Matthew Nelson
Hard to tell desu, normally New Road is actually quite difficult to bat on, particularly with the slower bowlers. Both teams seem to find it quite easy today though, these two in particular are taking the piss
Brody Sanchez
>Looked great He always looks great for the 6 overs he bowls before breaking again
Benjamin Baker
i'm watching somerset bard
Benjamin Reed
>english t20 league >innings regularly reach 220
>australian t20 league >rare to see a score over 180
State of Australian batting
Lucas Collins
Disappointing, but probably a better game for a neutral at this stage. Game is more or less over at New Road, we're hitting 6s and 4s off pretty much every ball
Nah he wasn't slogging me. Just had far too much time to pick a spot and middle it to the boundary. Knew from ball one I was fucked, never been so obviously outclassed.
Jaxson Gomez
english grounds are typically small
Carter Thomas
To be fair he's gone onto outclass pretty much every bowler on the county circuit, so you're in good company. Ridiculous that the guy never got selected for England
Jackson Morales
from the little I've seen of county he always came across as a bit of a Shaun Marsh, extremely talented but never really clicked as a player
Aaron Barnes
It's true that some players dominate the county game but struggle internationally (Ramprakash, Hick) but if I'm not mistaken Hildreth wasn't even given the chance despite consistently averaging >50
Jonathan Barnes
There's a preconception that Somerset batsman are overrated as Taunton is a road, but when you consider the shite that has played for England during his career it's silly he wasn't given a try
Leo Foster
thought taunton was the rank turner of the county circuit where leach averaged 10 with the ball
Bentley Rivera
The schedule of the blast is awful, some teams will play 2 games in 2 days
Angel Diaz
hate how the new t20 competition in england is going to be city based just like how I hate how the bbl moved away from the traditional state teams
there is absolutely no difference between the perth scorchers and western australia, they are literally the exact same teams more or less just one has been around for decades and the other was cooked up in a corporate meeting just mental. reckon it loses cross-advertising potential too, you aren't going to be getting kids going "oh yeah I like the victorian bushrangers in the big bash why don't I watch them in the sheffield shield too or the one dayer cup" just don't understand the reasoning
Benjamin Cox
thinking about that star trek episode where george takai is shirtless and running amok
Kevin James
Has been the last few years but before that it was considered good for batting, it's got tiny boundaries as well
Carson Cooper
Every cricket fan here hates it too, but the ECB doesn't care
Dylan Green
toil looms
Charles Diaz
it's the same shit as numbers being used in the ashes
people with no fucking clue are just pointing to shit in other sports and going "soccer uses numbers" or "aussie rules bases their teams in cities and suburban regions" and so therefore the trick to capturing as many viewers as those sports is to copy the superficial, meaningless bits of them
Nathaniel Sanders
*shirt numbers
Josiah Richardson
Based Sussex
Eli Stewart
Well for me, as a Somerset fan it's got to be the Welsh Fire. You're just afraid of change mate :)
It is absolute shit. But there will be 10 games on free to air TV which cricket desperately needs in this country.
Colton Ross
4-1 to Aus
Matthew Wright
*bowls a bouncer to the neck*
Jace Thomas
Will refuse to watch any of them desu. Who am I meant to support - Birmingham? A slap in the face to the proud rural communities of this once great nation
What a cunt. Literally all you needed to do was pump more money into the domestic WC (more games on free-to-air TV in particular) and the T20 Blast. The rest will follow from there. No need to create a completely new even more brainlet-tier tournament and not even respect the existing counties
Liam Nelson
*be’s awake*
Chase Reyes
I see Sri Lanka are already on track to winning the next world cup
Evan Allen
Sounds like Zachy at a primary school.
Jack Morgan
nz were robbed and i love it
Michael Torres
Those victims were robbed of their innocence, Zach.
Andrew Cox
fuck up kiwi nonce
Hunter Richardson
ooooooooooooooooo fernando
Bentley Sanchez
The ECB are massively out of touch and anything good they do for the game is completely accidental
Asher Taylor
Bet he feels like a melt after the success of the World Cup. Literally no cricket fans want a new format and new cricket fans have been created by the World Cup. Don’t like the geezer
Chase White
Richo*
Hudson Gray
/cric/ civil war when?
Charles Powell
going to bed
Jason Gonzalez
Rapey B on the ropes off to bed you villain
Joshua Morris
It's so stupid, it's only 20 balls less than t20. This is all just because the ECB missed the boat with t20 and they want their own distinct brand.
chinks literally have no taste state of the clothes the tourists walk around here in
Wyatt Sanchez
Say no to racism lads
Ian Watson
big fan of asian girls tb h
Ryan Morales
lads stoner sunshine da
Joshua Morgan
have to say I really fucking hate asians
Henry Carter
>that first poo after the first coffee of the day That’s a hella epic from me boys
Gabriel Anderson
yeah man coffee is perhaps the most based over-the-counter bowel stimulant available
Gabriel Cooper
got dubs in a Yea Forums thread but the mods deleted it before anyone could check them
Gavin Howard
like asians raised here hate fob chinese mainlanders
Cameron Scott
None of my friends texted me today so I've spent the evening getting drunk and shitposting in /brit/. Really think I've hit a new low tonight.
Juan Campbell
None of my friends texted me yesterday so I spent the evening getting drunk and shitposting in /cric/. Really think I hit a new low last night.
Chase Bailey
Haven’t seen your post in yonks
Lucas Stewart
au/sp/ is up
Jose Johnson
he's mostly been in /nrl/ posting with his trip off, probably ban evading—virtually every time in the last six months or so when he's had his trip on he's gotten himself banned.
it's easy to get him to seethe though. just go over to /nrl/, call him an incel and a pedo, and ask him when he's going to post his sister's tits. he'll usually respond.
Alexander Collins
>ask him when he's going to post his sister's tits this is a legitimate question though
Michael Davis
are we witnessing the birth of an epic new meme?
Alexander Ross
fuck you're a loser.
Isaiah Gonzalez
the chad joseph melican
Luis Rivera
>replying
Grayson Morris
long mac turkey roll and small chips on the side ta
Jayden Taylor
>the virgin certain pelican
Mason Rivera
parmi and a pint
Jack White
trout caught in the Tongariro yesterday for dinner lads. what a treat.
Not once have you ever actually done this in /nrl/ you fucking liar.
Connor James
meant to quote meant to qote ^^
Aaron Anderson
okay boys, hear me out here. limited overs cricket uniforms are god awful and they have to change. is there some kind of rule that says the whole kit has to be one colour? why can't we have nice shirts, something more of a slim/muscle fit around the sleeves, a nice white button collar (not the same as our wc collar) or a henley fit, a little more of a fleecy texture, and instead of baggy black trackpants, some dark gray tapered ones. could be elite but nope, pyjamas.
Samuel Myers
reasonably sure i have either way, when are you posting her tits richo?
Cooper Campbell
just not cricket
everyone has to look like they walked out of a rebel sport
Jaxon Price
Lockie Ferguson would look /fa/ as fuck in a Henley ngl.
Christian Cox
Why would a fat 40 year old bastard from Tucson be so obsessed with some cunt from Brisbane who he has never met in his life? Baffling stuff
Benjamin Brooks
Don't worry mate he'll top himself soon.
Gabriel Smith
*fat bastard
Joseph Clark
What's he going to do? Drive his rascal scooter off the roof of the tallest walmart he can find?
Dylan Sullivan
Met him last November when I was at this dinner for a boys' school at Coorparoo. I was there as a date for one of the single mums.
Isaac Foster
yeah i'm a master
Julian Russell
as user says: "/cric/ is all he got"
Leo King
/cric/'s a bit shit to be perfectly honest.
Luke Bennett
>new Zealand
Austin Cook
case in point.
Logan Rivera
watching the 5th series of line of duty lads. Honest question : are there really so many coloureds in your police force
Sebastian Reed
never cared for cricket before but with this innovation I think I might make it my favourite sport really has done a lot for me as a viewer
Joseph Baker
/^cric$/
Aiden Nguyen
mate your post are just as bad if not worse
just shut the fuck up or fuck off
Jack Hill
happening for both sides in the ashes
Ian Hughes
/cric/? More like /shit/ HAHAHAHA
I'm going to join my Bros in /hoc/
Kevin Rogers
don't acknowledge his presence
Julian Jenkins
FINALLY I'll know who the players are
Xavier Diaz
the literal elephant in the room
Christian Torres
Why did Ireland choke
Adam Hughes
sebbesity is probably asleep and therefore unaware he is on the ropes.
Jack James
why do they call it NEW Zealand? never even heard of Zealand tbqh
Michael Rodriguez
he actually thought that was a funny post lads
Carter Lopez
which one mate
Jeremiah Anderson
Must be your first day on here if you don't know how to quote people you're talking about m7+1
Jackson Cooper
reminder that it's Nonce Zealand get it right lads.
Jace Martin
who are you lads talking to
Josiah Morris
Richo Zachy Blubbo
The three rapesketeers
Camden Reed
being on the ropes is his natural position
Adam Lopez
I shudder to think of the unnatural positions endured by the Three's innocent victims
Justin Hill
whose the D'Artagnan
Henry Brooks
probably lawncunt when I think about it following the Mission Bay Incident
Wyatt Diaz
Joshy
Levi Thompson
also considering the mail order bride
Grayson Reyes
I can handle being labelled a sexual deviant, but dont lump me in with those 3 shitheads.
Andrew Lee
Sebbo Joshy Zachy
The original three /cric/ Getter pilots (Zachy gets replaced by Benkei near the end of the first series)
Xavier Thomas
Taking a massive shit right now. It's crowning as you read this. Then going for a coffee. Such is the wageslave life.
Isaiah Powell
>coffee after shitting for me it's coffee first try it sometime, you'll thank me later
Juan Torres
I agree with you there but the shit couldn't wait any longer
Kevin White
any Commonwealth men in?
Matthew Wright
*flexes*
Anthony Russell
concept: British Hong Kong test team
Aaron Ramirez
better concept: test series between england and china for a 100-year lease to hong kong
Wyatt Carter
like the concept, not sure about how this will be executed
Camden Anderson
Business idea, Ireland v ausfailia in the ashes instead of England
They’re exceptionally bad at it. It’s actually fucking hilarious.
Noah Green
when I was like 14/15 I knew this Chinese girl on the internet. she always tried to talk about the Communist Youth League. she would also send me pictures when she was catching a train or in a mall, she wanted to show me all the people. I remember saying it looked crowded and I wouldn't want to live there and she explained really proudly how the more people China has, the more they can do.
Sebastian Moore
Did you bleach her lad?
Joshua Perez
what's worrying is they're still like that when they come over here
had a bunch of them over in Queensland literally attacking peaceful pro-Hong Kong demeonstraters and any whitey that got involved because apparently if you're white you're not allowed to have an opinion they literally were straight up saying that. need to reform the university sector to get it less reliant on these people
Levi Richardson
trips confirm
Carter Fisher
tb h I just feel bad for asians, they're so incredibly subhuman best not to think about it. it makes me sad
Bentley Wright
chinese mostly
like the viets and thai even though they're ugly as fuck. don't really know any koreans. chinese are just grim nothing good going on there now and nothing good going on there historically
love happy tugs dunno what it is but they really do it for me
Isaiah Cox
hit or miss for me don't like some of the munted little asian girls
Mason Hall
I guess they never miss huh You got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss yaaaaaaaaaa Mwah
Colton Butler
The mutant 7 legged spider I just found WILL conquer the world soon
Aiden Roberts
Try Sanjuro—the sequel to the jap movie that fistful ripped off.
Leo Gonzalez
Lol siddle really gonna be back for the ashes. Kino
Luis Mitchell
>thinking I haven't seen every kurosawa flick
fuck off fat cunt literally no one wants your opinion shared
Brayden Nguyen
got to know the right girls jayden lee, alina li, marica hase and a few others are good bets
Jacob Ortiz
Fuck off weeaboo, why would you even watch EVERY shitty kurofaggot flick anyway. Some of them are garbage.
I bet you’ve also watched every Zatoichi film as well. Cringe.
Ryder Hill
Is my country any good at this “sport”?
Henry Moore
no
Luis Hughes
England = India > Aus = SA = Pakistan > NZ = Bangbros = Windies > power gap > USA cricket = Zimbabwe = Ireland = Afghanistan > Power gap > Hong Kong > Power gap > Canada
Ayden Rivera
In what format you doing here?
Chase Wood
yeah man, world class team
Asher Flores
don't reply
Juan Nelson
usually quite an empathetic person but honestly cannot comprehend the mindset behind people who sit in generals all day every day where nobody likes them and make their whole personality trying to be funny despite nobody thinking they're funny. there's some retards on this site, but at least you can see what the obnoxiouly political people or gay weebs are trying to do. my only guess is that not being liked becomes so routine that eventually being annoying on purpose is some sort of sad coping mechanism, like fishing for (You)s from people calling you a faggot is empowering because they feel like they actually control it. yeah I got depressed even thinking about this lmao, fuck me that is grim
Levi Ramirez
All formats except test.
Camden Allen
miss the 00s
John Perry
>seething kiwi >seethes out a wall of text >nobody reads it >seething intensifies
Leo Hill
so true
Samuel Ortiz
Reckon you struck a nerve with certain obese man
Noah Gutierrez
>[Deleted]
Christian Jones
it's the fate of so many trips and pseudo-trips, they start off just acting like themselves, and then when everyone grows tired of them, they pretend they were le epic trol all along and were TRYING to be hated by all and it is actually us that are owned
Elijah Moore
genuinely a huge fan of the lad
no frills, just bangs it in on a consistent line and length all day without a break
Daniel Torres
Why does mcgrath bowl back of a length and not a good length like i was told to when younger
Gabriel Sanders
who is the mcgrath of swing bowlers and why is it anderson?
Gabriel Harris
>everyone hates sonbo or whatever his name is >Doesn't shut up though talking about this sonbo fella >Not allowed to you anyone, it's not cool
cric is definitely the oddest general
Levi Turner
he's a literal leb m8 not a spic
Easton Williams
I thought he bowled on a length the majority of the time
Daniel Morgan
McGrath is the poor mans hazlewood
Michael Wood
>he got au/sp/ deleted absolutely seething
Brody Wood
people don't talk about him 90% of the time, the problem is he's here ALWAYS
Colton Cox
reckon you nailed it mate
Tyler Stewart
Imagine posting here 16 hours a day and pretending to be a successful lawyer lmao
Julian Morris
I don't even know what sebbo's "act" was before though? Just insanely boring posts pumped out constantly
Owen Campbell
I don’t know anything about cricket but shouldn’t USA be way lower? I would have thought Canada would be better because they have more poos.
Xavier Smith
he bowls back of a length you nonce. this is well known
Logan Phillips
literally every hour of the day literally replying to every post not a single thought goes buy without him chucking his two cents in just shut the fuck up mate no one cares I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than get a you from you
Evan Mitchell
What defines a bad ball to hit and a ball to leave in first class cricket?
Kayden Ross
that's it, he's a master on everything but it's all so vapid maybe if he knew something, ANYTHING he wouldn't be on here until 5am in the morning every night
Parker Thomas
something just probing outside/on the line of off stump is ideal you either leave it and run the risk of getting bowled or go fishing and play away from your body and risk the edge
Ian Wright
don't reply to american posters, lad. they're (he's) fucking retarded
mentioned I have a shit bowel once, got medical advice from the fat cunt made a joke about how I was going to download porn instead of a western and get given movie advice talked about my deadlift form to lawncunt and got fucking exercise advice from the obese shit
Jason Butler
any blood lately mate?
Alexander Martinez
You didnt actually answer my question. you answered the inverse of my question which isnt what i wanted to know.
There's no report function for ban evasion so how did the janny catch onto mine so quick? Made me think
Dylan Butler
inverse gives you the answer mate just wider of that danger corridor is a good leave and a bad hit
Nathan Miller
band name idea: glenn mcgrath's immaculate length
Luke Green
it depends on the bowler and how the ball's been moving. a ball you'd typically want to leave is good length so you aren't sure whether to play it off the front/back foot, moving away from you, wide of off stump but not wide enough to free up the body and play a comfortable shot.
Cooper Adams
This isnt necessary representative because depending on the pitch he might push it forward or back. Notice also how all the deliveries are on the shorter half of the good length space.
you nonce.
Brayden Watson
shorter length of the which length space?
Asher Myers
Theres a reason its called back of a length and not short.
Christopher Roberts
always considered back of a length short
Adrian Hall
Good answer ty
John Hall
like a lot of terms in cricket I think it can be both i.e. a shorter delivery is not necessarily short
Matthew Hughes
ok we can argue semantics all day but the basic answer is he's tall
