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Yusuke Yachi vs Mikuru Asakura - Lightweight
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Hiromasa Ogikubo vs Yuki Motoya - Bantamweight
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For me, its pink.
Rena GOAT
rolling for blue on right
Watching some Gojira during intermission
Spencer-Cyborg was decent, I’m surprised. A woman that doesn’t just wilt vs Cyborg, Felicia the lil fatty.
Spencer was tough as nails
They all have hairy vaginas.
god I hope so
good
mr mojo rizin
anyone got a pic/webm of the monkey getting stretchered out?
Why is everyone getting upset about Chimp-san being stretchered out? Just fucking bleed
Anyone got a webm of the last heem?
WE'RE BACK
check the previous thread
>Gomu is a Natsuki fag
BASED
i love this announcer. it's like a mix of singing and yelling. a real female bruce buffer
bet the house on Taiga
Kicky punchy fight now
Nobody wants to see the sexiest man alive get heemed
what rules are they following for this match?
he might have been perma heemed
HEEM frens, a girl I fucked a couple times years ago from high school when i was a fucking beta and less sexually experienced is coming up from down south next week and wants to "catch up" she found me on jewbook and messaged me a few times (i leave her on read for days as I'm a chad) she's married with 2 kids now but still fit. I'm sure she just wants to get coffee or something and some free attention but I still wanna smash, I just think it'll be wasted effort and the juice won't be worth the squeeze, what do? Should I just tell her that it's best to give it a miss because I have a thing for married women? Tell her sure then bail at the last second? help a brother out here.
people generally don't enjoy seeing fighters die
memes
i-i'm tough!
Why do people act like mma is so much more developed than it used to be even 5 years ago? Holloway is literally a sprawl and brawl fighter who uses boxing 99% of the time
What kind of a name is Taiga
I think Machidas winning
TenGOAT would starch this fool.
maybe not
You are a huge fucking faggot
who cares.
skill gaps have narrowed as people's ground games have all equalized, out side of freaks like Maia and Ryan "not a drawl" Hall majority of fighters know their way around the mat or can at least stall out their opponents chains and get them to give up on certain attacks. It's just getting to who's got better stand up these days IMO and if your opponent is better then you just shoot, lay and pray
Why don't you just meet up and see where it goes like a normal non-autistic human?
Weeb name.
pow
rude
I do or I wouldn't post silly, why you hating my cross Tasman fren?
>like a normal non-autistic human
where do you think we are?
Holloway's striking is far too technical to be called brawling
People like to think that everything is like running the mile
Japanese
大雅
boom
nice move there Gillian
Why were they hiding Natsuki for after the intermission?
ouch
how prevalent is the Yakuza/Jap triads these days? They still got some sway?
If she's married with 2 kids it's obvious. don't be a shitbag.
U R A L H U L K
LET'S GO BAYBAYYYYY
I miss Japan.
>it's obvious
not even trolling mate, I'm a retard please elaborate for me. Does she want the D? she's only been married for 3 years
someone's getting heemed here
saving the best for last
>this intro
holy shit
it's obvious you shouldn't dumbass.
can you pls not
Shtyrkov is quite the specimen
>Ivan Shitterkov
Based
this lad on the gas or just Russian?
gooks shitting himself
it's not my job to keep her marriage together, if she's put in the effort to find me despite not having mutual friends on jewbook she'll get dicked by someone else might as well be me
post my blog because i'm a tard or fugg a married woman?
BASED ref calling for action after 8 seconds of clinch work
I don't care about your degenerate fantasies about you wanting to fuck a married whore, cunt. now fuck off.
oh shit gottem
have sex, I know I will be xx
Japanese mma is kind of dead.
I would look almost exactly like Shtyrkov if I cut down to 205.
Do girls like this look?
fuck it must be stinking hot there. middle of Japanese summer
Neanderthal?
yeah they love it
pls no wrestlelfuck
wtf is this Korean doing
if you dress that body type well then yes, if your taking your clothes off in the presence of a woman you've already won and a muscular body like that is just a cherry on top that she gets to enjoy.
Women don't care how you look, they care how you act
hulk is a fucking brainlet
losing.
an unified rules masterclass right there
>they care how you act
I can bench 365 for 4 reps but my hobbies mainly involve posting pictures of cartoon frogs on the internet.
t. virgin
what's not to love
i swear the ref just ended this just so we can move on to better fights
seems like a top lad
dreadful bout right there. the skill level in Rizin fluctuates wildly from fight to fight
he was absolutely farked
starting to believe this more and more, once I accepted I'm an autistic piece of shit and stopped trying to be nice and accomodating to women I talk to and let the conversation just happen without me "trying" to have "good" input they started doing much more of the work and became really girly and retarded because I stopped reacting to shit I thought I had to react to and stayed quiet instead.
Who is the Ural Bruce Banner
GOOCH
fucking BASED guchi
don't listen to them Randy, you're beautiful. Tell them what you want to be, not what you are doing right now
>I post pics of cartoon frogs
becomes
>I'm working on becoming (insert normie dream here)
I'm a semi NEET who works in a warehouse 10 hours a week and live at home but I tell girls I'm saving to travel South America and wrote my book, they don't care I haven't writed a single fucking word lol
>the state of my grammar
I must be as drunk as Lahey
rizins biggest problem is that when people think mma, they think ufc and consequently, the unified rules
so you see a lot of boring ass wrestlefucking and "significant strikes", people forgetting they can stomp and soccer kick (already happened in this very event), and so on
retards trying to point fight in japan. your record means nothing. its all about putting a good entertaining fight.
Im thankful for the webm hue
A lot of girls just like attention. If a girl likes that you don't give serious input or care that she does ho things, she's using you for attention. She might like you, even love you to some degree, but if you can't have an actual conversation it means she's mostly, if not completely, in it for sex and attention.
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty butthurt about DJ and Lineker ending up in ONE
this should be decent
>your record means nothing. its all about putting a good entertaining fight.
always admired this about the Japanese, it's all about how you fight each fight, not being "undefeated"
wish I could say that's been my experience but it's not, the less I do the more they have to invest in the conversation/me and the more they get attached because you don't value what you don't have to work for. I take your points though, what are Colombian women like? My overall (limited) impression is they are very passionate about their country and more sensual than the average Aussie basic bitch
all turbomanlets from here lads
>this fucking guy
>does karaoke by himself
not that weird I see it all the time in Thailand
>afraid of telephones
instantly became my guy
>coming out to moms spaghetti
Mom's spaghetti
hope Gomi is living the good life. was hard to watch near the end of his career
Based Eminem
based and spaghettipilled
They'll feel more invested because they put in effort but when it comes down to it they'll realize its forced. Estrogen makes them confuse physical contact with emotional connection and all they are interested in is emotional connection. Colombian women are great, friendly but not aggressive and fun... but still here most girls cant make it alone without being prostitutes so it's hard
>he likes meat, sushi, and ramen
based.
gomi retires this year im sure, he has one last heem in him
what's shaved into his head?
THE?
the what
damn that sucks bro, I'm sure white devils like myself take advantage of sex tourism and cheap coke over there too. I'm hoping to spend some time there/in South America early next year. Anything you could recommend to a sperg traveling alone like myself?
more finishes than anyone else in the flyweight division
alright lay n pray favourite bit
They dont have white people here. Medellin is great and Cartagena is great but a little more dangerous but also way more history. I don't know Bogota
Looks like it's just THE.
Hate*
watched a few vids of a dude walking around Cali, looks decent enough. Medellin was on the list but haven't researched it much.
thanks bro
ogikubo airlines
sick knee
get well soon.
damn did that connect? looked like he knee'd his own arm or that guy didn't flinch at all
PRIDE NEVER DIE
NEVER DIE
DIE
vicious little fuckers
Anyone else thought aubin mercier won?
I wonder who's behind this post
Leftmost is 0 rightmost is 7, if 8 or 9 then its 0 or 1 respectively
Roll
great fight, fun stuff
pillow fisted manlets
Swangin
Gomi is the last true stand and banger.
I'm going to miss him. If only he wasn't a lazy drunk he would have a much better career
daaaayum
just CTE my shit up famm
SWANG AND BANG
lmao as you say that
damn Ogikubo went full retard
Motoya easily
This is some wild shit
come at me bro
good fight
this isnt livejournal, retard
Robbery.
heem robbed
based red bitch
don't think it was the right decision, but not bad enough to call a robbery imo
square up bro
I clicked on this thread in good faith that I'd see qts wrestling, is it actually just men?
u missed em
just swing bro
up next
hits like a girl
Based, thank you. These WEBMs aren't doing it for me desu
np
wtf
what the hell
wut
have sex
BASED WEIRDOS
based entrance.
Are jews trying to make japs love EU?
wtf is this
>harry potter wand
kek
what is going on all I can think of is Everybody Loves Raymond
>MMA is not an art
Oh really?
rad cunt
bend over
this is a little thing called "kino," maybe you've heard of it
submission finish incoming
My boy aljo
how the fuck can Shintaro Ishiwatari come out now .
i cant even make a webm of this shit it went on for like 2 minutes
BASED Shintaro coming out with the tropical beats.
Dopest intro ever
after you dilate
he does his talking in the ring
*loses*
I don't understand Japan, but I dig it
idk Ulka is a specialist at losing
fight is going to be shorter than that intro mark my words
two absolute bangers ahead
top 10 at best tbqh
shit not even top 10, my man genki sudo alone has the top 10
bet you one beer
Was waiting for the mini Stonehenge to drop
who's #1?
undertaker?
def wouldnt bet on it lol
Are we gonna have to hear Matt Serra's retarded shrieking over a totally silent audience
meme
i dont like the coaches shouting instructions in rizin. kinda ruins the vibe. wish they would make a rule against it.
worked on ASSkren kek
kid yamamoto style lives forever !
You cant go anywhere with bjj.Even Ryan Hall has an outstanding standing game.Ben Askren is a dork. Spencer is a punch taker but she cant score. Bjj fighters need to learn Thompson Karate techniques combined with full ground skills.Spencer can win Zingano and Holm but thats it,she couldnt score with Nunes too who is definitely the harder puncher than Cyborg
*dilates your mouth with my thick peen*
now bend over big boy
never die
idk guys for me its blue
HEEM TAPPY JAPPY
told u lol...
based ref
BASED
Cyborg will retire soon.I bet just one more game probably with Megan Anderson and thats it folks.If there are fighters like Spencer who idiotically absorb so much power in the ufc Cyborg understands that Spencer-type fighters have nothing to do with all those cans she fought in invicta for years.She needs to have the better cardio which never had cuz she never get tested to it
dynamic duo
could've had a beer m8
Sasaki got knocked out.
based as hell. happy to see shintaro still has it even after that beating gooch gave him
So this was a title eliminator fight?
who's Grease talking to
PRIDE NEVER DIE
NEVER DIE
DIE
Nah just life eliminator
we Gookfather now
Looked like Sasaki mighta been out for a sec
the winners of the last two fights will probably be in a title eliminator
Rizin tonight > past 2 UFC cards combined
tonight was the last fight on her contract. her and Dana still have beef and there's a good likelihood she'll go to Bellator or maybe even ONE if they pony up enough cash.
she's going to want a title shot and a LOT more money to resign to UFC.
There will also be a Lightweight Grand Prix in new years.
Yachi gonna get heemed, isn't he?
hope so
it's been alright, but don't get dramatic
Krazy Bee is the TAM of Japan
oh shit the fuckin yakuza holy kekaroni
KUZE
get the shot of Takada and RENA in the background pls!
heem this bum so I can sleep
someone tell Yachi that punches are legal
ouch
yachi is a roidfag
Asakura wants to heem him into another dimension
Why is yusuke a fan favorite? He gets his ass kicked in every fight.
pretty boy
Ohh. you're a wrestler now?
kid yamamotos protege
he absolutely heemed cruikushanku into another dimension
yachi is a roidfag who almost lost to a 40 year old nattygod gomi
nvm i think white is for me
cheater.
shes the only pretty one 2bh
hot bodies though
it's not cheating if it's against yachi
fuck outta here
just got home and didn't know this was on, is this the ME/last fight?
cheeky
it is!
what time is it there?
Yachi is a bitch, needs to stop playing at fighting and go be a host or something
i swear there is a business opportunity in remaking ring ropes to be more crosshatched like the octagon cage instead of this shit they fall through and latch onto constantly
yep
6:45pm
holy based
punked him hard
lol yeah
and before the fight he was saying he wanted to torture asakura
holy shit
punked the FUCK out
well shit
the chaos is part of the fun honestly
i think either one or m1 global tried some cage-ring hybrid. wasnt good
spicy ending
BASED ENDING
hue tell me you webmed that
damn, cheating aside, Yachi got sonned
Asakura is such an alpha honestly
time to get ever drunker lads. bless you all.
DAD DICKED
>that yakuza guy
kek
based Kuze with the big check
bless you
bagoosh
how do you even recover from a sonning like this
gomo is a legend
ill heem you any time
thanks for the webms user! RIZIN was kino as always. Have your white flavor as thank you.
youtube.com
The channel of the chad
How is it even possible to win the fight AND the story of the fight?
redemption arcs do it all the time
still cant believe they got kuze to do this kek
why is rena so cute brehs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST
ill just cry myself to sleep. or just sleep, its fucking 8 am
see ya boys, fun card, fun fights
not like this, that was the most based thing I've seen since khabob jumping the fence
watching now, what a fucking alpha getting plebs to turn up to your gym for free to film content, easy money
Your work today was greatly appreciated huebro
the street encounter part looks staged, like those dudes are just peeps at his gym anyways
challenger 3 in part 2 has a fucking body on him no homo, Frank Yang-esque even
As someone who posts here on /heem/ only exclusively 12 hours a day, but literally never watches MMA, it's good to see RIZIN getting a thread.
with the neck tat? gassed real quick, but did alright
That triple A battery in max's shorts doesn't give him enough power. What a microballing can.
yeah him, figured he'd gas, all show and no go when you look like that but he was halfway decent. number 2 had a good take down holding both ankles lol
Who's next for Cyborg Santos and who is your favorite female fighter?
my man
A semen slurping thread by a semen slurping retard.
>stayatard
Yep, flag checks out.
Unironically kill yourself, you pathetic fuckwit.
why don't they have the ring girls do grappling matches in the nude in between fights?
eat shit, nazi faggot
Frankie Edgar is a bum.
Imagine unironically rating Fronklie Bumgar
Even though he didn't, I feel like Frankie got robbed because he did more as a much smaller guy
It makes no sense how Edgar couldn't get someone as weak as Holloway down.
he should have just knocked holloway out
>hi i need an excuse to show off my rack, so people don't think i am a slut or anything, hihi
based aging app discouraging the gross tanning meme
As if lol max didnt even have to clap in the fight
>see how awful UFC 240 is
>record the prelims and main card
>wake up this morning
>skip through prelims
>watch Arman v Aubin-Mercier - meh
>skip through rest of card until main event
>boring decision where a manlet gets outreached for 5 rounds, with no damage on either side
I literally cannot imagine the state of mind you must be in to pay $60 for this shit
When do the girls fight?
Where's the heem thread? I'm not going to use this weebshit gamethread you fucking dorks
Why do people pretend like Frankie isnt a complete can? His run at Featherweight has been a complete joke, his best wins are a flushed Chad Mendes, a flushed Cub Swanson and Jeremy fucking Stephens
Outside of that he's beaten no one
...
please, PLEASE kill yourself
make me weeb loser
Prime Santino Edgar heems Rush Holloway
I like Costa's boxing lads
Thank you absolutely based Brazilbro
I missed the card and could catch a bit here thanks to you