UFC 240 Gamethread: The Power of Hawaii Edition

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KSSST
SSST
SSSST
*BANG*
OOF
Max Bless heemsters

This fight is bo-ring

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raelly looking forward to Fronkie getting hilariously TKO'd

worthless shitalians

In many ways using a tripcode confirms to posters that you're a faggot

Max is waking up now.

If you're white and root against an italian you're a fucking disgrace.. they were the co-founders of western civilization you fucking degenerates show respect.

Literally nothing wrong with having a small cock

Just admit u want to fuck a 15 yo boy fag

>That look
you can TELL she loves black cock

she heems joanna in the rematch

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might wanna try wrestling soon frank

Boring fight.
*dabbs*

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Romans were not Italian.

lol imagine thinking unironically that this max beats conor for fuck sake, then saying casual to anyone who says the correct opinion that conor heems max 9 times out of 10

Everyone else is sleeping now.

Except all women literally hate you.

In every way, wanting trannies makes you a mentally ill degenerate

that was slick

This nigga think he's pacquiao

Finally someone says it

Manlet fans BTFO

Max taps on your head until you get tired then he puts you our with increased taps on your head. He's not throwing much juice, just volume. Beautiful defense and distance.

BLESSED

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he's in deep water now boys

>Grow up without a dick
>Can't jerk off
>Become a fighter with zero power in your hands

HMM

this is just sad boys lil froonkie doesnt stand a chance :(

Min is looking like fucking dogshit lmao. Volk will end his life

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Manlet is about to learn

Min Smalloway not even trying

yeah this is going as expected. If frankie can't get a takedown its round 3 or 4 tko for holloway

Story: 19-19

Fight: 20-18 Max

>ufc got rid of freakshow fig-

I mean ceasae Augustus did but I don't know if that counts for anything

based and cute outfitpilled

Conor used to be good, then coke and booze took over. He's garbage now. He couldn't make this weight if he had to.

she looks dead inside

rofl Max shows the manlet how to throw a body kick

MAX FLUSHED!!!!! Edgar by KO round 3 it's over!!!!!!

brainlet

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19-19 Frankie

Could cut ice on that jaw

Given it's mostly been on the feet, you'd expect more volume from Max

Probably hesitant because of the wrestling. I still have him 2 up, or if you want to argue, 1-1

Holloway looks like a dad trying to chase down and pick up his unruly kid

Here comes Max

fukken disgusting bs

gay and boring way to fight, conor literally KO's him in 2

I find girls with shaved heads so hot. Shame there aren't more out there

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BOOM MANLET BTFO

CUTE

what is this max-has-no-dick meme

lol

Why are taytay’s legs so mesmerizing?

who cares about that

She's probably btfo'd, still sexy

is everyone he fights a fukin midge? this is sickening. height divisions today

>Fronkies corner thinks he won a round
Kek, he isn't even talk enough to ride certain roller coasters.

Gay pedo

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>1-1

lmaooooooooo

Conor seriously need to come back to 145 to flush this clown again

>manlet vs lanket
Its literally /fit/: the fight

Where's the burger who argued with me that Frankie would win?

D1 wrestler can't even take down a guy who literally trains in his shed

>paying $60 to watch manlets touch each other

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racist we dont need you in this country

Kek

leave holloway to me

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Brap Posting was unironically the highlight of this card

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every fight on this card was fucking horrible
i'm done with this queer sport

yeah theres a reason conor sold stupid amounts of ppv besides his shit talking and banter, he was actually entertaining to watch fight

what happened to welcoming everybody

do u think jade is rubbing her clit to this

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ZZzzzzzzzzzzz

Manlet fights should be a deathmatch, you can choose any number of martial arts weapons and we can see which weapon is the greatest ever bringing back the discovery feeling to MMA again.

Manlets would then learn...something, and the world would lose at least 1 per weekend which would be incredible for world genetics.

Max hasn't even broke a sweat lol

GOD THIS FIGHT IS SO BORING

Based 'Boooooriiiiiiinnnnng' chad in the crowd.

Wow, this is incredible.

FELL ASLEEP THERE. DID I MISS EDGAR WINNING?

kys nonce

How many 1-2s can one man throw?

Not wanting someone in your country? user enough of the racism

>2 flyweights had the spiciest fight on the card
oh no no no no

nice "banter" zachy you bald cunt

fuck ya bud

zzzzzzzzzz

30-27 BLESSED
FRONKIE GONNA LEARN ROUND FOUR HE'S GETTING HIS LIGHTS SHUT OFF

Maybe if Fronkie gets a little more btfo.

this country is nothing.

t. welfste nig

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>7th TD attempt

>gasses 2 rounds in

lol frankie is such a bum. Fuck italians.

based Rusev

In many ways having a small dick is good for fighting

>let me press my head on your lap bro

Fuck this gay ass semen slurping sport.

30-27 Max

finish this fuckin toddler jesus

Frankie won with the takedown 30-27 fight over

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Dicklet 28 : 29 Edgar

Max is the greatest featherweight of all time, he has Aldos tdd as a skinny guy which is just insane.

Okamoto actually has it 29-28 Max

What a hack.

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1155339056957382657

>frankie clearly flushed
>"BEAUTIFUL FRANKIE"

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rogan dying to suck frankie off

Its not him "refusing to wrestle" he just fucking sucks at completing these takedowns for some reason

>paying for broadcast content
>ever

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2-1 Frankie. Max is FLUSHED it's over!!!!!!!!!

Frankie needa a finish

I appreciate how wrong Joe has been all night

imagine being a manlet lmao

Max's defence just seems too good for Edgar
The size is making a big difference too, Holloway fights long and Edgar has trouble landing it seems

Not the usual Max volume but he doesn't want to overdo it because of the TD

Lulz Fronkies manlet corner giving him this hope that he's won any rounds so far

>did nothing after that takedown
>beautiful frankie

mark henry, matt serra and frank longo are literally my uncles

LMAO

Did you get cucked by an Islander?

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30-27 Min

>t. dumbfuck

Joe is a sound board.

>it's hard to score a round if a fighter lands one takedown with 30 seconds left after getting punched in the face for 4 minutes and doesn't do anything with it

t. joe rogan

wow

Why was this card allowed to happen it's been terrible

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>10 8 round

>he got a takedown the judges are gonna give it to frankie

Joe has room-temperature IQ

How does Max even know what to do with a Frankie?

It's really hard to wrestle somebody bigger and stronger than you.

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*sniiiffff*

max is flushed

Lights out this round manlet faggot

Chrissy is undeniable the best ring girl

Frankie goes to sleep this round. Finish it Max

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I only watched the webm once but his dick didn't really look that small just average

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BRrraaaaaAAAAApppPPPPPPPP

I think Frankies diaper is closed

This card sucked

>Canada
>Disney
>WMA
>WMMA
This

Joe especially shit today

No big deal, it's just the Rizin prelims

I'm fairly certain Joe has broken his claim of not doing commentary high. He's been incredibly bad tonight and has gotten so much shit wrong.

Where's Cruz when you need him?

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its 3-0 fuck you rogan

Based

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why is max fighting like connor?

>muh leghump won le round
when will fighters take the masvidal pill and start heeming these manlets into the shadowrealm with knees and elbows?

Is that Megan Canderson?

Is it supposed to be open?

do u guys really think Max won round 1?

I feel weird about not having live shows to watch I might go back to esports even though it sucks it is slightly better. Maybe I should just go try some Amazon Prime shows. /blog

PIECED UP
CREASED UP
STAY DRESSED TO IMPRESS
BIG MAX BLESSED HOLLOWAY PUNCHES UNDER FRANKIES CHEST
OHHH
GUCCI SHADES UP ON MAXS BRAIDS AS HE ESCALADES
SPREWELLS SLIDING LIKE AN ICECAPADE

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God, I want her to ride me until my dick falls off. She is so incredibly sexy

Yes

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MAx gassing?

>boring, boring
oh dana, you never learn

He's trying to make an unexciting card good by pretending the losers are having a chance.

Seriously, tonight has to be the worst Joe’s ever been.

shekels

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Frankie looks like the joker right now.

Did Dustin take Max's soul or what? He's so low energy in this fight. Imagine if he fought this way in the Ortega fight.

MANLET POWER

Korean Zombie flushes Frankie and heems Holloway

any links? thx

WORD to your mother!

takedowns are worth a lot

>THAT WHITETRASH GUIDO FRANKY CHANT FROM HIS FAMILY MEMBERS IN THE CROWD

BUAHHHHHAH
PATHETIC

>max is losing
what happened to him?

Canadian crowds are awful

Blood Mustache

>dodging a headkick strictly because of your height

Manlets did learn

Scrap it.

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Lol manlet getting wiped our

this feels like a flyweight fight

Yes

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how can frankie be in the sport so long and not be throwing a lead hook

She's 6 ft

Could you imagine watching her get up off your dick after she rides you and you bust inside? fuck

IM THE JOKA BABY

Edgar sucks. He needs a finish to win

Seems like Max is letting rounds slip.

imagine if max threw high kicks

What the fuck fight are you watching? He’s up at least 3 rounds.

Miss me yet?

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Wish max had more power

40-36 MAX

3-1 Max

>round 5
>"pickin up steam"
fucking get going lad

THROW THE TOWEL I CANT WATCH FRONKIE GETTIN PICKED APART ANYMORE

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No this card is awful

max seriously seems to be toying/experimenting with stuff on this manlet jobber. He's treating it like a spar.

>25 minute sparring session

This shit is worse than adesanya vs silva

40-36 and i won't hear otherwise

How come Max makes TDD look so easy? He doesn't even have a wrestling background. Is it cutbabby strength? Or does height matter?

3-1 Edgar. Max needs the finish now. FLUSHED confirmed.

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, I unironically fell asleep in the 4th

uh does anyone have the webm? asking for a friend.

36-36 heading into the 5th (story)

takedowns is a meme. You can score it as much as you want. You can be a wrestling slurper and score it as 50 significant strikes

4-0 Max

ehhh im not sure. i thought frankie won round 1. round 3 was up in the air as was 4. round 2 was clearly max imo.

Really tired lads, honestly falling asleep

Can't believe I'm saying that for a Max fight but I think it's because it feels so routine for him. What we saw in the 1st minute is the same thing we're seeing in the 20th minute. He's outclassing Frankie, defending well and outstriking him comfortably

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frankie up 3-1

How are there so many blind people on heem?

he's fighting a fucking midge

honestly think Cejudo would fare better against Max

4-0 but a very boring fight

GONNA START watching only fights where the reach is similar.
the difference like this ruins the fight

imagine wasting a ppv main event on fronkie

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conor is the goat wrestler

no campionship for you Fronkie lol

I dated a girl who was 6'3". Felt like I was getting jerked off by a man.

I fucking hate the name Frankie its gotta be the worst male name, even Ralph has a certain style to it, Rafe lol

Frank is such a awesome name just cut it out.

They'd go right over Frankie's head

No. Please stay as far away from this sport as possible.

Frankie is winning (the story)

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FINISH THE FUCKING TAKEDOWN YOU FUCKING MANLET

REEEEEEEEEEEE

imagine what ferguson could have done to max

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Why isn't Holloway showboating?

I was thinking the same. spinning body kick seems new

he's a hall of famer...

>manlet down 4 rounds to none
>hugs a leg

At least it's almost over

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actually a pretty good idea

wrestling is the gayest shit ever i swear

Frankie did fuck all round 1 and Max landed a few good shots. 3, Frankie got boxed up and got a takedown with 30 seconds left that he did fuck all with. 4, Max outlanded him by a wide margin.

edgar is going to retire in octagon after this

This is the most boring thing i've ever watched

The most conditioned fighter in a top tier fight tends to be the one who gambled and played the game better by getting away with the timings better than the other. A day gap is almost a 15% difference.

If you secretly froze every fighters piss in this card and you tested it 5 years from now, majority of them pisses hot. But you cant pin fault on anyone because it's about passing the test in that moment apparently, most fighters and olympians got away with that.

See He's got 5 inches on Edgar and he's a cutbabby

I have it tied going into the 5th. Max needs to finish strong

do it for her

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In many ways, Frankie already won

Can you believe some idiots picked edgar let alone put parlays on him?

Frankie Edgar is the answer. But what is the question?

This is why manlets shouldn't be allowed to play sports

holloway needs to go to lightweight

>goes for the same shit for the 14th time

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who's the most annoying leghumper in the division?

who is the new uriah faber

no matter who wins, the sport of MMA loses

lol imagine if Frankie was still at 155 and fighting guys like Tony

When will they learn?

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what an absolute shit fucking fight this was

dated a girl who was 6' while being 6'1 myself. Was nice, she was a pawg

he has the low kick all day...

Respect

I follow a girl on Instagram who's 6'5" (pic related).

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Lulz Fronkie getting DELETED

BLESS ERA BABY

Bum?

winrar

franky edgar is about to retire..

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So is it just a grapple fest. I got a flat tire in the middle of no where so I may die before results

only 1inch difference

Kek get a load of this goof

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MAX HOLLOWAY WON

just heem this old man already

what an absolute shit fucking card this was

Snooze fest

Is this your first fight? He's a wrestler. He's obviously gonna go for takedowns and try to finish this fight instead of letting it go the distance which will end in a loss.

LOL Frankie wasn't blessed genetically. If he was bigger, he'd be much more dangerous. SShame

worst fight ever

25 minutes of featherweight championship fighting in the can.
What are your final scorecards for Max Holloway vs Frankie Edgar?

what a fucking disgrace of a card

and ufc wonders why ppv numbers are so down

No Frankie is just slightly losing a kickboxing match

At least Tony would have finished him by now and put him out of his misery earlier

what a garbage card

Frankie was never my boy

5-0 edgar

Not him, but I dated a 6’0 girl (I’m 6’0 as well). It was nice. I liked having a girl who could actually wrap her legs all the way around me.

Shit fight

50-45 MAX

Great card

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why didnt he lowkick

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIING

nice ''''''''''mainevent''''''''''

MANLET HEEM HOLY SHIT FRONKIE DID IT

I cant believe he ever won the lw title

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

all those empty seats

5-0

Edgar

felt like Max was holding back

3-2 Edgar AND NEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRASH
so glad I was asleep for this card up until the last 2 rounds

yeah im never staying up live for a ppv again niggers

That was shitty.

he realized that wresting is GAY so he just doesn't do it

3-2 or 4-1

49 46 easy call

FUCK YOU DANA

This has to be the worst card of the year.

48-47 Max

Freddy is worse than frankie

Absolutely atrocious performance from Min. He will get absolutely fucking murdered by the next fighter who isn't a 37 year old man

UFC has Disney money now.

How does one man win fights by wobbling back and forth

>imagine betting on Frankie to win

lmao

This was shit.

worst main ufc in 5 years

50-45 Max
I could see 49-46 too.

Same, what a shit card, seems like Cyborg/Spencer was the only fight worthy

5-0 or 4-1 for Max.

>all those empty seats, whistles and walk outs
Another PPV success for Dana

>they thought frankie had a chance

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4-1 Max

>6'5" with an ass
Muh fucking dick

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I would. I miss my giant gf.

This but unironically

worst ppv card in a long time.

What a strange fight. Neither guy really pushed the pace, seems like they were just stuck in 2nd gear.

Comfortable win for Max, Frankie never really changed anything up and just fought the same fight for 25 minutes despite it not working. Very routine for Max, cruised to victory

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boring as fuck

*clears throat*
In many ways...

Amanda Nunes would beat both these fags

neal vs price had it's moments while it lasted.

the card, or the fight?

>"BOTH!!!" said everyone. Everyone.

>Pantoja/Figueiredo was the best fight on the card
kek

>48-47

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semen slurping fight
semen slurping card
semen slurping sport

this 5-round technical chess match the ultimate cazz filter

Wow... Fucking dog shit.

Lulz some goof gave Fronkie 2 rounds?

>48-47

literally what

whats with grumpy Dana in the back? LOL

frankle won

Frankie sounds what you call a 6 year old kid named Frank.

Hope you survive dude. What's the plan? Also fight was boring. Went in maxs favor but imo Frankie just didn't do enough to win a championship match and dethrone max

Was this the worst PPV of the year so far?

>that onej udge with 48-47
el em ay oh

you know your sport is shit when the women put on a better performance

The manletweight fight at the start of the tv prelims was spicy as fuck. Should've been on the PPV over the first two jobberfights.

>48-47 card
LOL

50-45

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MANLETS

that was shit

>50-45; 50-45; 48-47
Why are UFC judges so shit?

>one judge gave frankie 2 rounds

lol...

Fucking midget specialist. Pathetic.

>48-47

lmao fucking what

pillow fisted cutbaby vs a flyweight how is this main event

>UFC has Disney money now.
what do you mean? did someone buy them?
what did I miss??

For his size that was pretty embarrassing how much he got hit.

having 10 beer in me didn't even make this enjoyable.

boring fight. boring ppv.
holloway didnt even go for the KO, guess cause he respects Edgar too much

>i-i only went 5 rounds to prove a point guys, i-i'm not a pillow puncher

>50-45
>on two judges cards

ahahhahahha

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

bagel boss btfo

BLESSED EXPRESS

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>I w-wanted to go five rounds with him!

Shit card but at least we get a Rizin card after this

guess what? frankie has the bigger dick. frankie won.

Main event more like Manletevent LMAOOOOO

This card was turrible, but shit posting with you guys was a pleasure

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DANA YOU SON OF A BITCH

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Easy $

CHOO CHOO

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It was in Canada. What did you all expect?

What happened with this card? Was there supposed to be like some other main or co-main event that fell through or did they actually plan it like this from the start?

>48-47

Bet it was a manlet judge BTFO

BLESSED EXPRESS
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CHOO CHOO
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Joe fuck off Max wants to go put his min inside

AHHH STOP CALLING OUT DC

Have they finally learned?

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>I wanted to prove a point and go 5 rounds with him
Yes, definitely had nothing to do with his pillowhands.

Max would get run over by TFerg and Khaib

>I follow a girl on Instagram who's 6'5" (pic related).
WHOOOOOOOO

Inb4 Frankie says he thought he did enough

"and still" is the most cringe corporate meme

I see, I missed it

CHOO CHOO GAY BOYS

whats her @

rizin stream where

m-more?

How many fucking times has Holloway called out DC?

No way was that 50-45.

You missed one, RETARD.

Frankie crying...
>tfw

in the tri state, Frankie is what you're called if your dad's name is Frank and he names you Frank

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Shev is the GOAT female. Nunes is garbage huehue

Make Frankie's son fight Max's son.

>it doesnt matter
>still brings it up
FRANKIE IS A BETA

LMAO DADDY GOT HIS ASS KICKED
MAX KEKED THAT LIL BOY HAHAHA

aw fuck.. frankie man

Give me the @ BOI

cringe

Goofed the goof, get a load of this goof

oops missed the anime fag

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fuck you max you cutbabby piece of trash

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you missed the pink cartoon bitch in the upper middle

>santino

PLS RETIRE

the winner gets to keep Frankie's daughter

I cry evertime

i hope fronkie retries . guy has had his time and he's a bit chinny

I picked Max to win but still, no fucking way that was a 50-45

Based

joe basically sending frankie to the midget division lol

based father-son moment

Holy fuck Frankie just won story of the fight AFTER it took place. How did he do it?

The rake can wait for these dudes

>interviewing the loser last so everyone leaves on a sour note

you literal brainlets literal retards how can you do this shit dumb company

Max's kid would heem Frank's

it’s tuff

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cant wait to watch max heem volcan

They get paid the equivalent of 500k buys every time as part of the deal to buy the PPV provider rights

LITTLE DICK ENERGY UNITE

DUDE JRE LMAO

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Does Pedgar have the faceapp on IRL? looking ancient

>TFW YOU WILL NEVER HAVE JADE COMFORT YOU AFTER A LOSS
WHY EVEN LIVE BROS?

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I win again. Can't believe there are so many brainlets on /heem/, this was one of the easiest cards for picks ever. Cashed all my parlays tonight too.

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Based. She was robbed the second Nunes fight

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relied on spencer and edgar to make this card good but nope, trash from start to end

As an Aldo fan it's hard to see Max take his spot as the greatest but he's definitely earned it.

losers

Guys, if I don't get a gf soon, I'm going to lose my fucking mind. Please help.

>Fwonkie boxercise will beat max
>J-just wait till he gets the takedown

Bryanna Fernstrom

Dude I need to cut out my sugar and fats because that broke my heart I wish I could be as cool at this user

it was way closer to 50-45 than a 48-47

eeeasssyyy money

Yeah well I can't wait to watch Volkanovski heem Max!

agreed

Why do the good guys always lose?

absolutely unequivocally 100% WRONG

Bad time for a Motel 6 spot

No he doesnt. Couldnt even heem baby Max.

brehs....

m-m-m-m-max's ch-ch-chin is d-d-deleted!!! h-he h-h-has no t-t-t-takedown d-d-d-defense!!!!!

God dang is she bald.

this

Can anyone explain why is it so important to have million weight classes but height and reach are not considered at all? I really don't get it. Holloway is winning mainly because of his height, not his skill. Why are you allowed to benefit from your height but not your weight?

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Frankie fan here. I scored it 50-45...Frankie.
But seriously, we can't let him get the codes.

WE RIZIN NOW BOYS?

>fronkie cucks gone silent

I HEEM MYSELF TODAY

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post more jade

lol shut the fuck up nerd. You're making shit up.

DON'T CALL HER THAT YOU FUCK

itll either be a max heeming him or volcan decisioning him against the cage for five rounds
no chance of a volcan heem

this

max been da same damm ting since day 1
him boy be da same

Reach difference ruins fights.

Mainlander "men" should fear HAVVAIIAN BVLLS

>heem was literally too retarded ot pick all of the favorites

this is why you guys will never make it

At least we can all agree that fight was awful.

its live, just need a stream

rizin stream?

Volkanovski looked trash against Aldo.

Crack stream dod com

Yes. EVERYWHERE

PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE BUT SLIGHTLY SMALLER MAX...

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We'll find out on December 14th, live from the Mohegan Sun brought to us by Monster Energy

where's the retard who was saying frankie was gonna have a repeat of his performance vs yair?

You don't need a bitch get to training

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going to bed. I'm up at 6 every morning and this stupid sport heems me every saturday.

Forgotten fighters

>George Sotiropoulos

Jones never lost

Holy shit Volkanovski makes Joe look tall lol he's probably going to be Joe's favorite fighter now

what a shit card, not even the main event was something special

That was me, I stand by my statement

fuckin based

im on webm duty tonight

THIS
H
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LITERALLY MADE OF KILLAHAOLIE VOLCANIC STONE

1 inch difference in that fight

You mean Also looked trash, nigga couldnt do anything.

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Max is indisputably a cutbaby. But lanklets heem manlets 10/10 times so he's the 145 GOAT.

you stand by as i fuck ur mom lol

I would have picked Max any other time but the dick stuff threw me off.

Manlets on suicide watch

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Whats wrong with fucking a 15 yo boy fag?

Have you ever tried it?

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holoway vs another boring manlet for his next title defense wow im pumped

stream?

unironically more pumped for this rizin card

>does coke and runs over pregnant women
>good guy

>Volk vs Holloway
>Zabit vs Zombie
>Ortega vs winner of Stephens and Yair
These are the next fights to make.

Holloway vs Volkanovski will be the most boring title fight in UFC history

>dc - stipe

jej u got me

lads why do i feel so bad for Frankie : (

dude should really retire not sure what hes trying to prove

With Volkanovski waiting in the wings? Get fucked caz

there's jap mma tonight?

This is a RIZIN thread now

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Rizin starting lads
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>>does coke and runs over pregnant women
Could happen to everyone

just put him against Zabit already i don't wanna see this shit, him vs Volkanovski will be basically the same shit as this fight was

itll be that way until conor gives him his mcgregor bix rematch

danas keeping it confy for max until then

one of the last few conor fights to get excited for (where it can be competative not a mcgregor choked out tapfest)

Good shit my brbrbebbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb friend

Based Kiwi

based

>rizin starts right after pooFC
like a dream!

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I was unaware about this. who's fighting?

He gets something like $200k every time he shows for a fight, may as well try to get as many in as you can manage before you're CTE'd into retirement

Any qts fighting tonight?

>crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-rizin-17-2019/
may dana bless you with blessed along with the 4th straight spicy MW title fight

@ me when king reina fights, thanks

McMeme is never fighting again LOL

This pic lmao

RIZIN TIME

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Where's new /heem/

>ready to go heem sleepy during card
>barely awake during Max/Frankie
>Closed my eyes when Volkanovski was on talking
>Suddenly not tired at all anymore

wtf happened

I knew Alex was short, but I didn't realise just how short. He looked smaller next to Joe than Frankie did during their interviews, and he was wearing shoes while Frankie wasn't.

I want to make a parlay for next event but I cant tell who wins out of colby and lawler

I feel like colby should ride out a decision but I can still see lawler heeming him

Is that Hendo?

has anyone got the Rizin card? Who's fighting?

I guess even your life is more interesting that tonight's card

THIS IS NOW A RIZIN THREAD.

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>crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-rizin-17-2019/

doing it for the paycheck. he made 420k for the swanson fight

Who will make me hate UFC tonight?

its rizin time

looks like it

the one and only

DC weighed more than Stipe.

The same thing happened to me. I was ready to go to sleep during or just before the Cyborg fight. Now I'm watching Rizin.

Aldo looked flushed as fuck and the Russian still could only slap his leg and throw feints. Each round should've been 9-9

I love the Rizin aesthetic.

our girl reina

Why is rizin so cringe? Do you really need to
announce every person at the start then scream rizin then proceed to announce everything in Japanese when like literally 78 peoole in Japan even care about mma???

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waht the fuck are you even talking about
bro your arm chair for sure

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where's the heem thread

based johnny cage
hope he fatalities

NEW

I'm fucking crying here,

This is beautiful

Fuck the UFC

No they arent. Borderline worthless according to the actual ruleset and nowhere near what Rogan says even according to the imaginary rules these retards seems to score by.

Shut the fuck up.

my girl hamderlei

shut the FUCK up insignificant cazzie piece of shit

Please get excited for the next UFC card

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I thought Covington/Lawler was next?

Yeah card was pretty boring, and my legs were hurting. Dana ruined all the mystique around Max making him move up and get manhandled by guys his own size

Youre sooo dumb.

Now if only Megan could fight for shit, body wise she's a goddess but god damn me if she's not a dumbass fighter with an iq of 0

it'll happen for you, just be yourself bro

naw
Frankie wears gasses conor and probably wins decision
Max just beats him

>like literally 78 peoole in Japan even care about mma???
lol
holy cazzie

Are Nate Diaz and Goerges St-Pierre still around?

Dont get a gf, get a findom

weigh-ins the day of the fight, preferably 1 hour before, would eliminate cutlets.

this was right after the Jorge knee on Ben. I was still speechless and this bimbo does this pose, really pissed me off.