How do i get a gf bros? kind of sick of watching my weekend go by sitting on so or playing video games

hello incel

I just want to be loved by a female that isn't my Mom.

Simple you just walk up to a cutie pie and say tickle your ass with a feather if she smiles you know u got a date if she says what did you say you say it looks like lovely weather

Holy fucking based

Looks like Hope solos pussy

roasties can't love retard. Get a daughterfu

Bro you gotta admit that box has seen a ton of dick

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>Get a daughter

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daughterfu=/=biological daughter
it means raising a daughter-wife.

innie 4 life

holy yuckola i'm literaly pukola

Imagine those flaps rubbing on your inner thighs as you pound away

>daughter

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BASED

it's worth it bro, she's cute and you can pick her up and hug her.

Ruh Roh

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are you like 12?

thot detected, she's gross and basic. postwall to boot.

but you can't fuck her.

who needs a gf when you can make money and then, get this, keep it? astonishing I know, but wammens cost money and they spend it on all kinds of dumb shit. I’ll keep my 92k/yr and fuck escorts

Tinder
but honestly you better get out there into the real world and pick at least *something* up besides games bro, literally anything that forces you to get out your house on a Saturday is a good start. Kickball, jogging, gym "bootcamp" are good starts athletically, but seriously if you think knitting might be fun do that. Just find *something* besides something that promotes staying home.

I believe in you.

get involved in your community, get a job, volunteer somewhere, socialize at a local bar around people your age, if in school show up to class a few minutes early and be generally social or just more attractive than anyone else

You won't want to. love isn't about sex. You will fill warm and happy and lose all sex drive. It's like having a puppy who loves you but 10x more intense.

>just more attractive than anyone else
this.

Try not being a loser

I've fucked every dog I've ever owned. And I've owned plenty.

but you didn't fuck the puppies

I decided it's hard to go from no contact with a female to dating and sex, so I'm working my way up. Recently I acquired a RuneScape girlfriend and I've been using her to build up my confidence. We trade messages of affection, and I help level her and give her better armor. I think pretty soon I'm going to propose cyber sex, which will be a big milestone for me.

Basically just hang in there guys, practice your craft, and things will start to look up.

True

t. girl

Lower your expectations.

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that basically counts as polygamy

Learn how to cook.

Srs.

Asking a girl 'You want to come over? I'll cook you something amazing, you'll love it, and if you don't I'll never ask you out again'. Shit is like magic dust, they love a guy who can cook.

Or just hit the gym and improve your face a bit.

>literally every guest looks like they want to kill themselves

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>just act like a woman and grow a jawline bro

desu everyone loves a person who can cook, regardless of gender or relationship. it's just an awesome thing to learn and it's sad that less and less people in my age group seem to do it

reminds be of brian laudrup

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Girls say they like dudes who preform feminine gender roles but aren't actually attracted to it. Stick to taking out the trash and fixing toilets, doing laundry and cooking is womans work,

Even Gordon ramsay makes his wife do the cooking at home.

mommy gfs are great tho

Just go to the gf store

>falling for the jewpussy meme
Come to the realization that all women like that are stuck up, shallow, ugly, diseased whores who only look good with 3 1/2 lbs of makeup in photoshopped pictures taken at ideal angles with perfect lighting. I genuinely don't find either of them attractive as a potential partner. As a hypothetical fuck, sure, but they look extremely narcissistic and slutty. Look for sweet and cute girls who have some modesty. They're often every bit as pretty if you take the time to take a good look, but even more often overlooked because they don't dress like whores and cake on makeup every day. If you can't see this then you're going to have problems in every aspect of life, not just women. The irony is that being shallow will inevitably draw you to fake, ugly women. You have to learn to tell the difference between clothes and makeup vs actual beauty, but women are experts at tricking men into getting these things mixed up. Are you smarter than a woman?Realize girls like the one on the left do not exist without makeup, good lighting, photoshop and camera angles, you're getting butthurt over an illusion. The reality is that most women without makeup or any of the other tricks they use to get male attention just look like effeminate prepubescent boys, if you saw those same girls irl no makeup in natural lighting I have a feeling you'd be less than impressed.

>Even Gordon ramsay makes his wife do the cooking at home.
chefs famously hate to cook when they get home because they do it for a living. who wants to do the same thing at home as they do at work?

as for the rest of that stuff, you sound like a virgin

>you sound like a virgin
GG easy.

>who wants to do the same thing at home as they do at work?
>what is forklift simulator 2019

>Yea Forumsspeak

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not if they're ugly as fuck

canacucks are so damn cringe

literal monkey

>cringe
yikes

see? cringe af

This is the most boring blessed fight ever

So is it better to raise a butch lesbian?

cringe

>yikes
yikes

Canadians are five times the country and men you could ever hope to be, subhuman monkey

cringe

Based older brother

Tinder is a toxic death trap though

so true

We're literally the most powerful broship in the world

get swole

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Based. Other countries will never understand

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>a woman so dilated and hungry for your cock is a turn off

christ.

Broke up with gf now all I want to do is fuck strangers

Gonna do a threesome with people I met online tomorrow

Roasties are fucking disgusting. Just think of how many dicks have made it like that.

Whore.

oh please. if she sent you that picture asking for you to come over you would jump at it in an instant.
>inb4 fedora tipper reply

Have fun with 2 cocks in your mouth, faggot

If you're white, average looking, and not totally autistic you can easily get laid

Not all of us are that desperate. She looks like STD ridden trash.

That pussy is beat up bro

Not with a vag like that. Thing is probably crawling with STDs and wild sperm from all the dicks that have ravaged that thing.

Not even gay but I'd rather suck a nice weiner than be around that disgusting axe wound.

if that dude walked up in the club and slapped my gfs ass i would run

given the state of this pussy i don't think it's that hard to score something like this girl bro lol

kek

Yeah, but it’s vapid, void, meaningless and shallow. None of the people are particularly decent. Normies still meet people in Normie ways. Wal Mart still runs laps around amazon in revenue, liquid assets and profit

>Canada’s mating ritual includes Tim Horton’s
This is truly unsurprising

not tim hortons dog. tim hortons is not romantic. neither is mcdonalds. you want the good girls you go to starbucks or second cup.