Official UFC 240 Gamethread #5

Fuck Spammy Edition

>Main card

Max Holloway vs. Frankie Edgar

Cris Cyborg vs. Felicia Spencer

Geoff Neal vs. Niko Price

Arman Tsarukyan def. Olivier Aubin-Mercier via zzzz (UD)

Krzysztof Jotko def. Marc-Andre Barriault via split D

>Undercard

Viviane Araujo def. Alexis Davis via UD

Hakeem Dawodu def. Yoshinori Horie via third-round TKO

Gavin Tucker def. Seung Woo Choi via submission (RNC)

Deiveson Figueiredo def. Alexandre Pantoja via UD

Gillian Robertson def. Sarah Frota via second-round TKO

Erik Koch def. Kyle Stewart via UD

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first for fuck canucks

we're in here

This is the thread. Fuck the spammer.

fuck canada for this boring ass event

I go where australian webmbro goes

he aint here bud

this is the thread

>Kamaru FakeNews-man

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10 years ago, coach James Luhrsen gave Brian Ortega a choice. Continue fighting for his life, in the streets of LA, or fight for gold-and his community-in the Octagon. Today, as a top-ranked UFC featherweight, Ortega uses the fighting spirit that he learned from his coach to inspire others like him to fight for something better

Do you have a bigger benis than Blessed? Is dehydration dick a thing?

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I refuse to post in spammys thread

when will ortega make another run for the strap?

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This next fight will have a heem right bros?

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God I hope this fight isn't as boring as the others have been. If it's another one where they just lean against the cage or lay in full guard for 15 minutes it's going to put me fully to sleep

only if you are cute girl though

I fully can't be arsed making threads but I hate spammy thread autists

the only way this card can be redeemed is if the next 3 fights are meme tier finishes

Race war NOW!

Spoiler: the whitey gets heemed.

Shit thread

Niko always delivers

This but unironically

This thread is comfy enough

Price looking nerdy

who /still in/

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niko gets heemed cap this

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FUCKING CANADIAN FAGGOT GOOFED ME FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

FAT OLIVI
A
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O
L
I
V
I

TOO BAD HOE
ALL THOSE DECADES PF DICK AND BIRTHCONTROL
NOW YOU WANNA FERTILIZE
TOO LATE
TIMES UP
YOUR UTERUS IS USELESS

DAMAGED GOODS

NO MANLET GATEKEEPER BABIES FOR YOU SLUT

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This fight needs a heem to save the card

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price is white trash from florida, he is a certified nigger killer

>All those empty seats whenever the spotlights pass

Stadium is barely at 50%

Does this card suck that fucking badly or are leafs just not interested in this shit?

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If Niko Price loses I will personally find the biggest dicked fellow in town and suck him off to completion.

How is anyone hyped this is such a shit card

All i can see is pubes, probably had a bigger dick before I could even walk. Holloway is doing well for a dicklet and cutlet

when he dun goofed and its time for discipline from the hue goblina

s there any fucking fighter joe rogan doesn't refer to as a "prospect"

First for Lipski

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yeah it's weird haha they don't even have any pickaxes haha

would you pay for this shit? Stadiums have sold out here when the cards have been worth paying for.

Edmonton is the one that's really far from the border isn't it?

>"buying" a ppv
>ppv isnt immediately sent to you on blu ray in steel book

what exactly am I buying? the privilege to watch something that is free in every casino, bar, sportsbook, online and free the next day on youtube, facebook, twitter?

imagine taking a kick to the face from her sweaty feet and getting a whiff of that right before she knocks you out

everybody says "have sex"
i'm thinking I might

Me of course

Sarah Dabbs.

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probably waiting in beer lines and to use the toilets which are notoriously bad there

ew nasty, i think about it quite a lot haha

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BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA THIS DOLLAR TREE SAGE NORTHCUCCK FAGGOT YOU BIG BLACK KING

Price is gonna get heemed

Hey listen here punk you're paying for the privilege to watch the best fighters fight each other every card and if anything we should charge more. Also you gotta pay for espn + too because we care about our fans.

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Friendly reminder that Max is a cutbabby and a dicklet who got exposed against a man his own size, similar to Gooby but at least Goober won the belt

Frankie is our boy tonight

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WO OOWOOWO WOOOoowoowOWoWO OWOOowoowoowoOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

they were absolutely gushing over Price wtf

DOUBLE HEEM

I'd let her dabb on me if you know what I mean

*AHEM*

THIS THREAD HAS THE SCHMO STAMP OF APPROVAL

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ALMOST DOUBLE HEEM

HEEM SLEEPY

looked like a double KO for a second there am I wrong?

Switching to ESPN was gay

HOW DID YOU FUCK THAT UP

N

real question, why couldnt you just show fights at the theater for $7 and then sell the fights on blu ray at walmart

hollywood makes billions this way

BLEACHED

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holy fuck double heem where are the ghosts?!

Fucking based fight

Oh I know what you mean
*dabbs*

More like Sarah Brapps am I rite?

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this is a banger desu phamalam

Tonight has been amazing for filtering out the casuals.

a celebratory gesture after defeating you?

omg

And of course the negro has to ruin this spicy banger with wrestle fucking

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it's like he hates winning

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watch Glory

HOLY FUCK THIS FIGHT IS SO GOOD

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Early stoppage
>Early stoppage
Early stoppage
>Early stoppage

Based

Solid fight.
Early stop, but good fight.

Neal is chinny

early stoppage

HEEEEEEEM PRICE DELIVERS BY GETTING HEEMED

>YOU NEED TO PASS HIS GUARD
>wins in spite of his shit corner's advice

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

HE GOT STOPPED IN GUARD

LMFAO

WHT*OIDS LOSE AGAIN

LMAO

>Stopping it there

Classic UFC. Fuck this

Ahaha. Whitoid got flushed.

HEEM TKO'Y 2 PUNCHY

FUCK WH*TEY
FUCK JANNIES

AND KOST OF ALL

FUCK ASPEN LARD

come on he could keep going
let him be a warrior

based

COMMUNISM WILL WIN

e a r l y
s t o p p a g e
the nigger tapped

shit early stoppage

I just heemed myself as I'm pretty pissed

Firing Yamasaki was the mistake of the century

>nonstop wrestle fucking
>early stoppages

UFC is done, the best days are WAY behind them

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Early as fuck

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pretty bad fight desu. no defence, and no wrist control in guard

brb sucking myself off

How badly is cyborg going to butcher Spencer to get her anger out from the Nunes loss? I am going for first 30 seconds knockout screencap this

>set vpn to japan
>hop on p-hub
>based japs have curated a selection of fine material

Based.

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PASS HIS GUARD

How fucking high is Joe right now? He kept screaming how hurt Nico was despite him constantly grabbing for neals hands to lock him up. Then in replay is saying how Nico looks like his arms are going limp and hes out. Then says it might have been an early stoppage. What. The. Fuck.

>hop on canada
>blacked

I'm never gonna forgive that faggot Barriault for heeming my picks

there hasn't been a single bad fight tonight. this is incredible

blackman saved this shitty fight night for 99.99 ppv

nice, might do this

>ref doing it again

Why does Joe Rogan's hand look so gross?

the eternal moderate

>wmma
time to get some tendies

Niko Price is ridiculously based. One of the most exciting fighters in the UFC. And he isn't even ranked LMAO that's how stacked the division is

just go to soankbank and search in

fc2 ppv

youre welcome

Should I follow boxing instead of MMA?

Aspen Lard is an acquired taste

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imagine

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jotko
still, pretty good night

SPENCER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I think that's actually the case. Someone posted the data of the most searched terms in each location and California was all cuck shit;

>wmma

beer run it is

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Man fuck being cyborg's coach, he almost got heemed in warmup.

Yes

these mma whores are disgusting look...only another fulgy person would fuck them

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>The "best" fighters
>Dana literally creating "performance institutes" to recruit more and more nobodys than ever before
>Removes TUF and replaces it with a pageant show called Contender Series, where now you can lose fights and still be accepted
>Couldnt seal the deal on prime Fedor
>Traded DJ for a broken down can
>Lost Rory, Gegard, Machida, Chael, Rampage, Wanderlei, Benson, Eddie and other former Champs to "lesser" promotions
>Roster currently full of so many nobodies that its hard to fill main events

Can you actually with a straight face say the UFC has the "best in the world" Dana?

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DIAMONDS

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this ass confuses me... it is so fat, what the f*** bros... nice...

do u mean spankbang

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Halloway heems Edgar soon

Nah, there's gonna be a ton of early stoppages for the next few months cause a few fighters got the eternal heem last week

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based cuckifornians

>>Traded DJ for a broken down can


they got more interest from askren's two fights than DJ's whole career, still a good deal for them

Oh the tranny fight. Finally.

sheem incoming

i aint gonna watch this shit

doesnt suprise me at all, fuck this place

Hey we work hard to bring the fans the best and now that we're with espn all of our fighters have gotten even better. We just had two high level fights and a totally not early stoppage. This is potentially card of the year, along with 234. If it were up to me this would be an $90 ppv, but Disney told me to lower the price for the fans.

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Ain't got nothing on Jade.

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Manlets btfo

christ Cyborg is fucking ugly.

>cyborg
>female

God I hope Spencer wins

chris cyborg doesn't even pass as well as most reddit trannies

Spencer has the body of a white trash Walmart mom

you are dumb, cyborg fights are always awesome

Mmmm Felicia is nice and PHAT

>fc2 ppv
what does this mean

yeah
stupid phone posting

Did Nunes permaflush Cyborg or is this the start of her redemption arc?

inb4 smarmy comment that based chael was never a champ

hes undefeated desu

Cyborg is gross but felicis is cute

Hmm imagine the smell of joe's cock right now

this leaf is going to get DESTROYED

Spencer finna end this doo

Felicia NICE and CHUBBY

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Would you?

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Why is cyborg allowed to compete? It's embarrassing seeing such an HGH/roids/whatever the fuck they have down in Brazil artificially grown abomination in the cage.

This goes for basically all brazilian "women" in the UFC as well.

its just what high level uncensored chink shit is titled

>literally every caccuck is going to lose in their home country tonight

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incoming bye felicia

The arena is at 50% and Max hasnt even broke 1 million buys in 5 main events

you can do better Dana

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Christ. I want to mating press Spencer. She looks so thick and delicious

I want to live inside Felicias fat rolls

Why are there so many causal here for this card?

The literal caucasian bet the pedo north american, seathe more.

what is the best jav website outside of spankbang? i used to use javfor.me but they shut it down

I'd fucking suck her cock right now

shes like a tranny but the bad kind without the penis

>stealing flag

why are brazilians so low class?

Believe or not lads I still would

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man this is gonna be terrible

SOFT

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Need a stream lads I went to the toilet

>Stack a shit card for fighter X
>OMG X isn't a draw

>Stack an awesome card for Jon "cheat" Jones
>Jones is the shittiest on the card
>Numbers are high because of the other fights
>ZOMG Jon is a draw, better pump him up again and fuck over fighter X eternally

im bored of these fights every fukken week...why are they watering down the product

>steal your husband's name
>divorce him

what did justino mean by this

i bet renner gracie gets pissed every time he sees that commercial

Cyborg got a dunkin donuts sponsorship and now she's gonna lose to their number 1 customer.

The game threads attract the cazzies

Spencer is so fucked

>stealing someones flag

classic brazilian

Not the thread

heh... I got your stream right here bud...
*pisses on you*

Imagine if she had to poo right now. FUUUUUUCK

I would assume that Max's spiciness has transcended the casual barrier

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Felicia has nice bunda

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ufc is fucking trash now

Cyborg is going to HEEM Felicia Spencer

A FUCKIN LEAF?!

You don’t have to watch silly

I think Cyborg might be toast lads

>3 rounds
SPENCER GOT THIS

Godamnit lmao
I can't even defend against the memes now

Gibe

ALWAYS bet against the tanktop/rashguard fighter

Heem in one minute

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS FELICIA SPENSER IS HOT AS FUCK?!?!

Please let THICC girl win.

this chick is 5'6???

what a UNIT

First round heem for cyborg

Yum

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She's getting heemed 10 seconds in, isn't she?
:(

Cyborg via vicious R1 SHEEM

>already jerked off and the women's fight hasn't even started
ah fuck

not making anymore threads. cbf
Spammy you may take over because I ALLOW you to do so.

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love spencer

>bruce buffer shilling this hard, even announcing prices

FUCKING CRINGE

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>imagine getting kicked out of the arena from your $1600 overpriced seat after sitting thru shit fight after shit fight before the main events begins because you couldnt be a nigger and not try to steal a flag

I would just to see what it's like

HAHAHA

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Only in mma do you get to watch a roided Brazilian tranny fight an overweight 5'6 160 lb canadian slut... on second thought, I don't want to watch this

Mafia sold it to California faggots and now Disney runs shit

I got 3:45 1st round

SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER V

HEEM incoming

Felicia finna get dabbed on

Then stop watching. It's just like the people who complain about capeshit on Yea Forums but still watch every single one

She's got small fat girl titties. At least she's thicc in other places.

I have a better bunda than that. Bouncy and taut, you can bounce a quarter off it but it responds well to slaps.

THIS IS GOING TO BE BAD, FELICIA ABOUT TO BE SHEEMED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Based

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If Spencer gets her down it's over for Cyborg

WMMA is an insult to combat sports

Based.

the first 15s were better than most of the semen slurping wrestling fights before it

noonerz heems either of them

STFU asshole complaining about shit cards on Yea Forums is half the fun

Spencer by sub late in the 3rd

SWEEP THE 3RD LEG LEAF

KICK HER IN THE NUTS

"""female MMA"""

I want that roid fuck to lose, she's eternally flushed if she loses now

thiiiiicccccccccccc

spencer looks scared as fuck

where's Spence from?

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Max is sick again

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BYE FELICIA

SHES GETTING DRAINED BY BIG MAMA PUMP SPENCER

i fapped to fast so i am gonna watch this shit

IF IT BLEEDS
YOU CAN HEEM IT

OH NO NO NO
LEAFS GETTING BTFO

>not on the gas entire career

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CYBORG IS FLUSHED

I've got money on a first-round KO. Come on, tranny.

Want Cyborg to knockout Nunes in a rematch

Miss Science Experiment Cyborg like you wouldn't believe

Sometimes I enjoy how one sided wmma fights are. It's a fucking joke

Just let this juiced up tranny gas, hold against the fence

kek

Why is Cyborg such a can? A dirty big ugly can.

Christopher should not be allowed fight women.

Her clit must be huge and hairy man

you still got it

FUCK THE TRANNY

Spencer's already done better than I expected. Not sure how much of it is Spencer being decent or Cyborg possibly being on a down turn.

both of these women would heem any heem poster easily.

spencer has the quintessential trailer park body

Spencer is a chunky monkey

Felicia got some pretty good D

>the full tank top to cover the jelly roll midrift
absolutely disgusting

would if I could

a bit of both

*adjusts tits*

>went to loo
>came back
>Cyborg is bloody

WHAT THE FUCK

That lardgut tightly packed into that tanktop bros... why is my willy feeling funny?

fatty menstruated on her face

Could it be, a legit she banger?

Cyborg tapped

HOLY FUCK CYBORGS GASSED

THIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Spencer is winning the story of the fight. If Cyborg gasses then Spencer will win the fight and the rematch.

SHE'S DOING IT
10-9 SPENCER
>10-9 SPENCER
10-9 SPENCER

anal? her bunda is as tight as a vice grip

Cyborg jealous of Spencer's tits, she keeps attacking them lol

Both? Spencer is undefeated, still not quite in her prime. Probably will be future top 3 for a long time as a girl.

Spencer's already won the story of the fight

>no 1st round ko
this is a loss for cyborg, she failed

fat bitch vs trannny
??

Honestly impressed by that chin

disgusting that she doesn't want show it off to self conscious

WAR SPENCER WAR SPENCER WAR SPENCER WAR SPENCER WAR SPENCER WAR SPENCER WAR SPENCER WAR SPENCER WAR SPENCER WAR SPENCER WAR SPENCER WAR SPENCER WAR SPENCER WAR SPENCER

Cyborg is gassed. Its over.

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SHE SURVIVED A ROUND
SHES GONNA WIN

>i just dont know if she has the power to sting cris
>cyborg's face is a mask of blood

>ppv co-main is wanderlei silva vs a tubby soccermom

i want the plucky fat leaf to literally rip me apart

Spencer has so many gut calories to burn for energy. She will never gas out

Isn't he so brave? So so brave.

honestly genuine props to Spencer for still being in this

DEM SOCCER MOM BODY GENES. She took a ton of punishment and completely gassed out Cyroid. She wins in round 2 by Homer Simpson pushover.

>A wmma fight is the best so far

This fat stomach is knee proof

>Cyborg last fight on contract
>Rogan shitting on her

Fuckin' sick of Joe's commentary.

She is the strong woman who will bear you many children

Jump lead elbow fucking sweet

Hope this juiced up tranny monkey dies in the cage this round

This is interesting. If Spencer has a homer Simpson chin she could wear cyroid down

Any german here whos watching over DAZN and the shit is lagging like shit?

our girl spencer is beautiful out there

cyfraud is gassed.

>superman elbows

I hope she knocks her out that way

you have healthy testosterone levels my friend

>look she's sitting town inbetweeen rounds
>she's exhausted
Joe is a fucking retard

LANDWHALE IS TOUGH

Christopher is an old man these days.

that was a pretty sick elbow t.b.h. bros

elbows, SO HOT RIGHT NOW

Does Felicia Spencer have a kid? She has that sexy mommy thiccness. Like you just want to walk up to her in the kitchen while shes making the kids PB&J and start making passionate love to her.

Disgusting cutbabby tranny bitch. Hope Spencer sleeps her.

Spencer actually has a good chin for a woman tbqh

SHEEM BLEEDY

Spencer's got a fuckin' chin on her, that's for sure

kek

How was Robertson x Frota?

Canborg is finished

cyborg has a better D

TRANNY IS FLUSHED

>eats a knee
>attempts TD
This big bitch is solid

The frozen food advertising is particularly pathetic, Americans should be ashamed of themselves

Monkey constantly eye rake

GOAT'S VAGINA ON HER FOREHEAD

SHEEM GASSY

bless spencer dear lord

lmao @ Rogan just shitting all over cyborg's cardio

ROGAN MUST GO

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LMAO

Gasborg

Don't know, didn't watch it

It's only 3 round Joe

*fluusshhh*

>5 rounds

Weed is rotting this dudes brain.

Spencer is /our/ BrapHawg she's thiccc

the deadmontonians finally wake up

Should Cyborg bite the bullet and finally join the mens’ welterweight division?

Society would be better off without wmma

Spencer is a big ole bitch

These cunt judges better fucking not wreck /ourgirl/

Felicia Spencer is

THICC
H
I
C
C

also QT

Every time I hear Spencer I think of Richard Spencer.

L
Have sex

STEROIDTRANNY ABSOLUTELY FLUSHED AND SHES NOT GONNA GET A NEW CONTRACT IN THE UFC

trannies BTFO

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joe rogan is so stupid wtf

Take a point for eye pokes damn

Spencer finna get heemed

>pull guard
>get pounded on
jesus christ cmon spencer

Spencer hanging in there with the ogre

Joe said this is a 5 rounder, cut this fucking moron

>5 rounds
joe is living in the past

Yeah if Cyborg can't go 5 rounds it'll really be a problem in this 3 round fight, solid analysis Joe

i agree i hate listening to this monkey talk

joe rogan's brain is flushed

based Spence 2bh

JUST

>5 ROUNDS
Joe's brain on drugs

>pulling guard on cyborg
Lmao

Based Felicia showing off that WMMA fight IQ

Take a point off for being an ugly fucking lesbian rodent

she earned a few fans tonight

Imagine

WAR THIC BUTT SPENCER WAR THIC BUTT SPENCER WAR THIC BUTT SPENCER WAR THIC BUTT SPENCER WAR THIC BUTT SPENCER WAR THIC BUTT SPENCER WAR THIC BUTT SPENCER WAR THIC BUTT SPENCER WAR THIC BUTT SPENCER WAR THIC BUTT SPENCER WAR THIC BUTT SPENCER WAR THIC BUTT SPENCER WAR THIC BUTT SPENCER WAR THIC BUTT SPENCER

how trashy would you need to be to get tattoos on your feet

JOE ROGAN IS OVER THE HILL

CAN THIS KEK FAGGOT

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IF YOU THINK SPENCER WON THE FIRST ROUND YOUR A CAZ WTF

trannies are CANCELED

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Jiujitsu, huh

Methinks Cyborg is off the PEDs.

she won the story of the first round

God if I have to listen to this tranny after the fight I'm turning off this free stream I'm stealing

Dat knee on face doe

wtf I like wmma now???

even if cyborg wins this she's confirmed FLUSHED, imagine letting this go on for this long

>3 more rounds

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I want to ____ Felicia Spencer.

Cyborg? Didn't she marry some male fighter?

>she's got three more rounds of this after THIS round
FUCK OFF JOE

I've got it 1-1

LMAO he did it again

I mean, Cyborg doesn’t look great, but she’s still easily winning. “Absorbing shots” doesn’t win fights.

amanda nunes trying to schedule that rematch asap

>pulling guard in mma
Unless you're Demian Maia fuck off

How good is Spencer?

I want to smell Spencer's dirty shit stained panties.

weed literally rotted rogans brain lmao

>Cyborg putting her knee on Spencer's face
Cyborg confirmed to be reading Conor's tweets tonight

spencer has a great chin tho

its a 3 rounder

i guess Cruz, DC, and Felder are all in camps and couldn't travel to help Joe on color?

idk
ever since pron.tv sold out my porn experience has been subpar

Dude my stream froze and it looks like cyborg is getting ktfo what happen?

>judging a fight solely on the punches and the kicks

this chick's tough as fuck no joke

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Leaf NOOOO

Spencer's tummy is so sexy holy fuck.

Joe rogan doesn't even know how many fucking rounds the fight is for. Come on man.

>3 more rounds after this round is over
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Is there anything more effective and terrifying as the WMMA spinning back fist?

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unironically would be good as a 5 rounder

Fuck this tranny turd monkey

I don't even have the vocabulary to describe Cyborg's phenotype

joe absolutely raving about this literal who that's down 2 rounds in a 3 round fight (that joe said was 5 rounds)

ornstein vs smough

I want to get titty fucked by Felicia Spencer

I like how she can take a punch

cuddle

WTF I LOVE WMMA NOW

FEDOR WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!! Just get as fat as possible and no one can knock you out!!!!!!!

she got KOed it's over

cmon spencer, not like this.

marry

Chubby mommy is giving me a massive chubby.

Fkn dumb cunts Rogan said 5 rounds

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Just wait, they're gonna announce Max pulled out and they're adding two rounds to this for it to be main

Joe thinks this is a 5 round fight, what a retard

cyborg is done

Didn't some user have a huge parlay on Spencer/Edgar?

Spencer gonna homer Simpson herself to a cte decision loss

30-28 cyborg

Someone do a CAT scan on joe's brain asap

JO WANTS CYBORG TO GO DOWN SO BAD ITS CRAZY

Lol cris is still winning by a lot

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I love Maia's takedowns from the buttscoot, really underrated and surprised they aren't seen more.

Toe rogoid taken too much alphabrain, thinks its a 5 rounder

>spencer does NOTHING allowing cyborg to recover
REEEEEEEEE

It's wmma these girls cant knock out a toddler wgaf

That'll show em

Yeah, she used to be married to the dude who got his face caved in by MVP.

20-18 for cyborg
Spencer can only choke her to death now

fuck off nigel
faggot ass pussy

*spencers corner*
Take more shots

Low test bitch over here.

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I tuned back in. Just the freeze frame looked like a knock down.

hpjav.tv/ or use the jav code in combination with "openload"

this bitch is tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuf b

Joe used to call out Goldie on every little error, wish Anik would call out Joe for being a braindead fool every time he speaks.

Rogan became useless as commentator. He literally decides who is winning the story in his head and it has no relation to the actual fight

catfish ogre

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Spencer has made the BrapHawg build the new meta for wmma she's unheemable because of her thicccness

SPENCER - SUB R3
>SPENCER - SUB R3
SPENCER - SUB R3
>SPENCER - SUB R3

This out of shape bitch has to wear a tank top to hide her beer belly.

this fight sholud had been over within the first 2 minutes another shit tier fight

This fight confirms Cyborg was just a can crusher

>LETS GO SPENCER

based norf'bertans

Brasiloid

he absolutely raves about everyone, every fight. cant say I like it either but its part of his commentating style.

Based

wait i mean 20-18
beer

good thing I have it on mute, fuck rogan

CRIS IS UP 2 ROUNDS LADS

We did it Feliciabros
We won the story of the fight
and soon, the decision of the judges of the fight

I want to eat Spencer's diarrhea straight out of her rectum

based

Bond burger

The line starts behind me motherfucker

unfortunately spencer doesnt know how to strike she just has like 3 or 4 meme techniques

>her

Why does Spencer appear cuter after enduring a few punches lads?

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Gay sport

Imagine the braps. Definitely loud.

This
Typical delusional autists ITT

Cyborg is up 2

Unless Spencer gets a KO in this third round its over lads

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Rogan fucking sucks

yeah defo have to mute with rogan and anik, needs DC or dominik to shut him the fuck up

spencer has 0 speed, power or striking technique

slampig

this right here...

The fact she didn't KO in the first minute or two is surprising.
Great fight by Spencccer

new

not making any more threads. can't be fucked and I don't want a mentally ill lad's suicide on my conscious.

Spammy you may take over because I ALLOW you to do so.

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How come when it is an absolute beatdown the fight is still usually like 30-27?

I wanna see this marked fairly, like 45-14

"I just don't know if cyborg's body can hold up" says joe as she continues to beat the shit out of her opponent in the 3rd round

>spencer gonna spend this whole round standing n banging with cyborg
why do people lose all their fight IQ as fights go on

>smell
pee pee

pee pee poo poo

pee ppee poo pee pooo poo peeee

peeeeee poopoopooo pee pee poo poo

poo poo pee POO POO PEE

pee.

pee pee poo.

poo poo.

look tranny

>lets go spencer
what is next?
this is awesome
fight for ever

is there any doubt that Nunes absolutely deletes her in the rematch

Smooth question mark kick

cope faggot

Based pity post.

nigga thinks this is a 5 round fight

spencer is getting lit up and cant secure a takedown and rogan somehow thinks shes winning

time for roe jogan to retire lads

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kek

Reminds you of your mom

she's getting her head caved in, probably hard to think much after the first 2 rounds

THIS JUST IN SPENCER IS PREGNANT

Monkey tranny hold the cage and rake the eyes the whole fight

to early

Cringe.

what kind of mentally ill retard changes their name to cyborg

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Pathetic performance from Speedbag Spencer

fuck sppammy make another thread

But I never wanted to fuck my mo...well wait

HOLY FUCK Cyborg hits hard as fuck

spencer clearly went for a high constitution low int build

Spencer is the new Cabbage.

Honestly props to Spencer, she won the story of the fight.

Cy ending strong

imagine not picking cyborg

A tranny.

She lost the fight but felicia won the story of my dick

cyborg getting tired she can't last 2 more rounds

>Man wins against woman
Who woulda thought

The fatty did well against Wanderlei

>cyborg uses spencer as a punching bag
>joe rogan thinks spencer is tiring out cyborg as a gameplan


please someone fire this guy

Pillows compared to Nunes

Spencer with the Homer Simpson method, very bold technique

yeah there was zero power in her punches...

she won my dick too

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Why did they stop the fight? Joe kept saying there were 2 more rounds

i see why these fugly women fight just look at them

they are saying spencer is pregnant

>I start MMA and they no girls in da cage

isnt that typically how male MMA goes?

Joe probably thinks it's Edgar vs Maynard 4 coming up

Nunes would've had that girl out in R1. Can't wait until she dribbles Cyborg's head against the canvas again.

Surprising on TUF that she mogged Wanderlei, she looked like an ogre then. How many PEDs do toy need to be on to make Wand look natty?

Joe Rogan has been told by the boss man to talk as much shit about cyborg as possible and push new contract loaded questions. Shady business tactics by Dana White

top jej

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kekd

Cyborg lands 20x the significant strikes every round and all Joe Rogan can talk about is how she's breathing heavy

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cub, young? kek