/bundes/

jos luhukay

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>Franz Beckenbauers Gesundheitszustand lässt eine Vernehmung in der "Sommermärchen-Affäre" nicht zu. Das belegt ein medizinisches Gutachten. Doch an diesem zweifeln offenbar die weiteren Beschuldigten. Die Ermittler trennen das Verfahren derweil voneinander.
>Wie schlecht geht es Franz Beckenbauer wirklich? Sport1 berichtet, dass die weiteren Beschuldigten in der "Sommermärchen-Affäre" den lebensbedrohlichen Zustand des 73-Jährigen offenbar anzweifeln. Die Anwälte der Gruppe um die ehemaligen DFB-Präsidenten Theo Zwanziger und Wolfgang Niersbach sowie Ex-DFB-Generalsekretär Horst R. Schmidt haben demnach ein neutrales Gutachten angefordert. Es sei dabei wichtig, dass sie die Aussagen Beckenbauers nicht grundsätzlich infrage stellen, es handele sich vielmehr um einen normalen Vorgang, heißt es.
>Grund für den Vorgang sei, dass Beckenbauer in den vergangenen Monaten noch mehrere öffentliche Auftritte absolviert hatte. Auch bei seinem Auftritt beim jährlichen Golfturnier, dem nach ihm benannten Kaiser-Cup, erst vor zwei Wochen im bayerischen Bad Griesbach hatte er noch eine launige Rede gehalten.
>Den damaligen WM-Machern wird Betrug, ungetreue Geschäftsbesorgung, Geldwäscherei sowie Veruntreuung vorgeworfen. Im November 2016 waren die Ermittlungen auf den frühere Fifa-Generalsekretär Urs Linsi ausgeweitet worden. Zwanziger hatte zuletzt noch angekündigt, der Abtrennung des Beckenbauer-Verfahrens widersprechen zu wollen. "Es geht nicht, dass ein Beschuldigter hier aus der Verantwortung gelassen wird", hatte der frühere Funktionär, gegen den wie gegen Niersbach und Schmidt auch in Deutschland ermittelt wird, gesagt.

>Buyern

The foundations are shaking.

based glubb

The absolute state of this cringe commercial for this Audi Micky Maus Cup

>Fenerbahce Istanbul, Real Madrid, Tottenham Hotspur...
>und natürlich: WIR BAYERN!
>Europäische Spitzenklasse!
>Zusammen über 80 nationale Meistertitel

Fenerbahce: 19 titles
Real CF: 33 titles
Buyern: 29 titles
Rottenshit Thotsperm: 2 titles

total: 83

wew they didn't lie! This is more than 80 indeed. Thank dog they had Rottenshit invited!

stale OP is stale

wtf werder

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Is groß stateless?

idk my commentary is in arab

>In dem Gesuch, das der Münchner Stefan Kreutzer initiiert hat, heißt es wörtlich:
>Als Initiator der der Petition gilt Ulrich H., der bereits im Vorfeld klargestellt hat
great piece of journalism or trolling

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nice

>sargent
another meme well and truely buried

>phillip lahm back to bayern
BASED BASED BASED

explain

>Als Initiator der der Petition gilt Ulrich H., der bereits im Vorfeld klargestellt hat nicht verwandt oder verschwägert oder gar identisch mit Uli Hoeneß zu sein. Allerdings bevorzuge er es bis auf Weiteres anonym zu bleiben.
Can't make this shit up

>Bizarre Verschwörungstheorie! Daniel Küblböck IST Carola Rackete
>Auf Facebook kursiert ein Beitrag der eine kuriose Behauptung bereithält. Ein paar Artikel und Bilder sollen belegen, dass es sich bei dem Promi und der Seenotretterin um ein und dieselbe Person handele. Der Artikel liest sich wie eine Sammlung kurioser Theorien, die mit "Ist Herr Kübelböck jetzt Carola Rakete....?" überschrieben ist, inklusive Rechtschreibfehler im Namen.

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when is hsv returning to the bundesliga?

Next year.

thank you fren

>leipzig doesn't have enough german players

lel

Dann mal los…

Erster Spieltag der Zweitliga-Saison 2018/19

Aufstellung des HSV: Pollersbeck – Sakai, Bates, van Drongelen, Douglas Santos – Steinmann, Holtby, Janjicic – Narey, Jairo, Ito

8 Bundesligaspieler im Kader, mit dem später eingewechselten Lasogga 9

Erster Spieltag der Zweitliga-Saison 2019/20

Mögl. Aufstellung des HSV: Heuer Fernandes – Gyamerah, Papadopoulos, van Drongelen, Leibold – Hunt, Fein, Dudziak – Narey, Hinterseer, Jatta

6 Bundesligaspieler im Kader

Und diese Elf ist jetzt stärker und soll sich gegen Stuttgart, Nürnberg, Hannover etc. durchsetzen?

Interessant ist, dass der neue Kader mindestens genauso teuer ist wie der aus der letzten Saison, wenn nicht sogar teurer

Interessant ist auch, dass der HSV vor der letzten Spielzeit insgesamt € 1,7 Mio ausgab, in dieser Saison bisher knapp € 12 Mio.

Meine Meinung: Dieses Team ist eventuell Zweitliga-tauglicher als das letztjährige, aber nicht besser. Hinzu kommt, dass man nun eine reine Zweitliga-Truppe für viel Geld zusammengebastelt hat, die deutlich älter ist als die im letzten Jahr, die aber im Falle eines Aufstiegs komplett untauglich wäre und auch kaum einen Spieler in seinen Reihen hat, der einen Verkaufswert repräsentiert.

Tipp: Platz 3-6

it’s made up tho, retardo.
read that post again.
there are somehow two initiators.
the uli h. one is added

reads like titanic headline

no

hahahaha funny /deutsch/ meme xD
fuck off, fat virgin

pls no bully ;_;

Das Abstimmungsergebnis:
Jürgen Klopp (FC Liverpool) - 183 Stimmen
Friedhelm Funkel (Fortuna Düsseldorf) - 139
Adi Hütter (Eintracht Frankfurt) - 56
Niko Kovac (FC Bayern) - 52
Christian Streich (SC Freiburg) - 26
Lucien Favre (Borussia Dortmund) - 16
Florian Kohfeldt (Werder Bremen) - 13
Ralf Rangnick (RB Leipzig) - 11
Steffen Baumgart (SC Paderborn) - 7
Bruno Labbadia (VfL Wolfsburg) - 5
Martina Voss-Tecklenburg (Frauen-Nationalmannschaft) - 4
Stefan Kuntz (U-21-Nationalmannschaft) - 3
Sandro Schwarz (1. FSV Mainz 05) - 3
Daniel Thioune (VfL Osnabrück) - 3
Urs Fischer (Union Berlin) - 2
Dieter Hecking (Borussia Mönchengladbach) - 2
Horst Hrubesch (Frauen-Nationalmannschaft) - 2
Marco Rose (RB Salzburg) - 2
Frank Schmidt (1. FC Heidenheim) - 2
Domenico Tedesco (Schalke 04) - 2

Je eine Stimme erhielten: Pal Dardai (Hertha BSC), Julian Nagelsmann (TSG Hoffenheim), Marcus Sorg (Co-Trainer Nationalmannschaft) und Tim Walter (Holstein Kiel)

Never, until they sack the entire administration.

yes bully

>nailsmeme btfo
based

How can you not love this man?

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Saved it from /bundes/ you sperg... judging by the fact that I don't even know where to find that /deutsch/ while you seem to know their memes inside out, you're the one who needs to go back there

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Anyone going to watch Hamburg v Darmstadt lads?

>posts a retarded Yea Forums meme
you’re gong all out babyman.
don’t deny you’re roots, virgin, that’s bad style.

that’s clear anti bayern bias.
how can reus be player of the year?
should have been lewa or ribéry.

Redpill me on the Regionalliga.

mission aufstieg begins today

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You are aware that Bayern voted Gnabry as the best Bayern player of the season right?
>Ribery
Elmo...

ribéry shou,d have gotten the price just because it was his last season. he’s a Bundes legend.

If Franck Ribery were a New York mobster, his name would be Frankie Ribs.

if an american had an iq over 50 he would be canadian

kick off in how many bongs?

>HIV

lel

how do you miss that? i mean it was not even on target

It was 16 bings ago. 0-0, Hunt missed a sitter but that's about it.

i'll have you know my iq and bmi are both 57

@94480789
no (you)s for unfunny americans

do you rate jacob italiano?

Its not a popularity contest or a symbolic award. Its the award for the best player, which was Reus.

*wins*

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ty

why reus?
ribéry, lewa, robben, christ half of bayerns bench is better than him.
how did they come to the conclusion that reus, the glass man, is somehow best player?
that’s utterly retarded, clearly biased and a disgrace. goes against all objective evidence.

I see. Well played Razor. You got me.

Hamburg needs to loose this. Imploding HIV is just too funny.

who the fuck is razor?
you know that bayern has the best players.

If he could behave. Last season alone there was his foul mouthed response to the gold steak incident and then he slapped a journalist after the Dortmund match... no one wants to give him a price.

>muh steak
and
>muh journalist slap
has nothing to do with the sport and performance
that was a price for best footballer not tamest instagram celeb.
he should have gotten it.

Ribery wasnt even the best winger at Bayern last season.

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>muh stats
football isn’t baseball.
fucking autist

Royce RULEZ
Rib DROOLEZ

FACT!

Now compare the stats.

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>hasn't even played 1.200min last season
>player of the season la
elelmauto!

>arguing that reus isn't the goat
have sex

who?
there’s no player name on your dumb screenshot, retardo

seething shareholders
clear anti bayern bias ob this board

Reus obviously.

i'm not even a shareholder, I just fag for Reus

(you)

38 is bigger than 36
ribéry wins

Royce btfo. Based gold-steak-eating Quasimodo wins.

>They have video assistant in the 2nd league now
HSV beschissen worden

personal attacks on a person just because of the way he looks.
wow.

󠛡

this post perfectly represents the head of a shareholder

An interesting depiction of the >HIV defence.

oh no no no

>HIV

>hiv

I miss my denmark

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i want to sit in that empty block

looks comfy

Reminder that this match means nothing to us HSVchads.

>People engaging with the autist
Ich platz gleich

based and /fürimmer2.liga/pilled

but that danish fag isn’t even here

oh, you had a few typos let me help you
>i want to sit on that pretty cock looks comfy
there you go, no need to thank me

>dieser ganze Faden
Ihr seid schon ein Haufen Spastis, merkt ihr selber, ne?

heh

based

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personally read " I want to shit in that empty block" and got curious about doing the same

Word on the street in Tbilisi is that Kasper Dolberg is back and a reunion with Bosz is imminent.

thanks for the news, denmarkadze

ancient gregorian georgian wisdom

>in recent years there's just been something embedded in the hamburg DNA that just leads to these catastrophic performances
B A S E D

That's what you get for fooling around with CRISPR, hanseatic fools!

Is this the domino?
>Dolberg to Leverkusen
>Volland to Bayern

verpiss dich

fuck off

nö

...

fuck off /deutsch/baby

heheh durchfall user absolutely SEETHING

Are HIV going to become the new Leeds?

hamburg defend like retards

>70%+ possession
>waste a gigantic opportunity
>penalty denied
I'm seething

>Fergietime
also
>the guy that bet on HIV Aufstieg
how many times do we need to teach you this lesson, old man?

hahaha nice spongebob meme xD

>dat blatant timewasting

being hsv fan must be suffering lmao

shouldn't the Durchfallzoomer be happy about Darmstadt winning?

era imo

any 2nd bundes streams?

>"german"

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based VAR

typical HIV dusel

yes

I think Bosz might be a fraud

y?

milkies

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Losing 2-0 to some farmers

>it's chocolate, pepe

Yay /Bundes 2/ is back

again?
have they won any of their preseason games?

*slaps your gf's ass*
what do

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they lost all of them

confirmed brandt babbies

It’s pretty dire

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>city of Wuppertal

It is. This season might be the first one thats not so bad in a long time, though.

have a cheeky threesome

jesus christ
should have bought schürrle

she’s pretty, healthy, has a job, friends, family who lover her, is successful, pays taxes and doesn’t leech hartz4.
none of which could be said about you

/r/soccer please leave

>he didn’t drink kakao as a child
comfirmed gay

hit a nerve i see

Nope, seems like I hit a nerve though

nice comeback :^)
have sex

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>It's the newfag
epic

i was here before you

I'm healthy and don't leech hertz 4.

but the rest doesn’t apply to you?
how sad :(

You have to go back.

>after /deutsch/ and Yea Forums he now spouts stale /pol/ memes
maga and awoooo to you fellow pede :)

Imagine being this new

Greuther Greuther? more like Lutsch mir die Euter.
Spread the Aue DNA and Heil Helge.

imagine being a virgin

state of this braindead zoomer

*sucks your udders*

zoomers and being absolute dumbfucks, is there a more iconic duo?

Kachelmann and anger

>muh zoomer
stale meme, virgin

being an inbred ösi and bauern fan

me and Nudelnfressen

customer and winning

>implying Im a Bayern fan
stop being so new and dumb

Holy shit. SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

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im here longer than you

>@imiasanmia
stop being a retarded tm bauer clinging to retarded twitter accounts and their retarded deductions

(although sané to bayern became more realistic over the last few days, not denying that)

>Spams the 2019 memes
>emojis
It's pretty obvious that you are new.

Hope the school holidays are over soon

t. 20 virgin

>Wechsel von Bale zu Jiangsu Suning gescheitert
GRANATE

use of ironic emojis is older than you
also: you have to go with the times, retard
posting stale frog pictures and funny trump „you have to go back“ catchphrases comesacross as pretty sad tb h

this said
>muh zoomer
is the most 2019 meme there is faggot and you spout it every second post

come to bayern

i now know

Put your hearing protection on, go under your weighted blanket and come back when you've calmed down you autist

Sané is going to Bayern. Seems like City didnt want to pay him 20 million per year, which is what he was asking for. Also Im a shareholder.

>first i was a newfag zoomer
>now i’m a pensioner
very consistent, your faggotry
have sex

>ironic emojis
That has always been cancer and there comes a point where it's no longer ironic.

>funny trump „you have to go back“ catchphrases
People have been telling newfags "to go back" long before any of this trump shit infested Yea Forums. This shows how new you are.

> you spout it every second post
I haven't called you zoomer even once. That's another user. Just stop being so cancerous.

oh, sorry mistook you for the other ösi
if bayern pays sané that much, oh boy, just wait for the inevitable lewa chimpout
bayern bankrupt in 3 years

stop being a virgin. virgin

Dont get me wrong. A few days ago it seemed impossible. Then suddenly it went from 0-100, which probably means that Sané wants more money than City is willing to offer. Im pretty sure theyre gonna do the same thing like with Müller and pay Sané 12 and the rest is payed by Adidas under "sponsorship".

The real question is how much Bayern is willing to pay City.

Jahn Regensburg is a pretty weird team. Everytime I see them. they can either be pretty shit or pretty good

It's how they calm autists under sensory overload down you dumdum

>The real question is how much Bayern is willing to pay City
whatever cities demands.
bayern will pay any amount, even the most ridiculous, to pretend their transfers are not embarassing

telling that you know :^)

Dumb Newfag.

Germans r dumb lol

>ref announces videobeweis
>"IIIIHR MACHT UNSERN SPORT KAPUTT!!"
>"SCHEIß DFB! SCHEIß DFB!"
>get penalty
>"JAAAAAAAAAAAA GEIL MAN SCHIEßT EIN TOR!!"
absolute state

have sex virgin

not the same people, mong

Now if only videobeweis would actually work.

that didn’t happen tho

@94487329
objectively wrong. see the bochum game right now for reference.

you=btfo

You aren't funny.

19:09 Echte Liebe

sad for Hülk but based race regardless

Rainycastle really getting memed by VAR

>get penalty
>VAR takes it back
>opponent doesn't get a penalty
>VAR makes it happen

both decision weren't obvious mistakes by the ref

Thw first one was offside you utter mong.

>getting this mad over nothing

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>hehe I was merely pretending you fool

yes
If we could have artificial rain in random intervals I'd take that for every race

var would be great if it would actually cause fair and equal decisions
in its current state it is just a random modifier attached to the refs decision

you’re a virgin

the main problem are the refs, a shit ref doesn't suddenly become good with VAR

Lürp lürp

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>Leverkusen have a player named Turkmen
can't make this shit up

lörs lära

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he’s greek

this site and especially /bundes/ really changed
half of the posts are just people calling each other zoomers/boomers and virgins

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>half
make it 90

yes these 2 fuckers should really fuck off, /bundes/ is shit enough no need to make it even worse

It's just 1 guy who arrived this summer.

he’s french

this.
its mostly newfag durchfall user throwing a fit over shit thats been going on for years

>trying to force that durchfall character
fuck off back to /int/ already

he's turk though
ligainsider.de/cem-tuerkmen_20672/

t. durchfall user

what a surprise!
true shocker

I never understood this(pls explain)
Further proof that I'm the best poster

daily reminder that off topic posting is against the rules

>2019
>STILL not being a Regensburg fan

This is our year lads

...

Based rainycastle
Have sex. Get a clue.

...

ah yes, Boszball.

>zoomer
>virgins
>have sex
>durchfall lmao XD
>raycism is not funny mmkay

Get the fuck out, söyrens, /deutsch/ cancer and most important: fucking newfags!

Get another playground.

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ok lads I figured it out and it all makes sense:
durchfall user = tom

What a comfy night of /Bundes2/. I hope Wiesbaden show a bit more fight in the next games

am leverkusener
say something nice to me
please :(

no.

I still am holding my Bayer shares

good post
if there wasn’t that retarded picture attached to it
fuck off /pol/baby

this, the new players made a really good performance

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are you the asuka user?

didn't know there was a real leverkusener there

no
stop associating posters with shit trying to give them an identity
thisisnt discord this is an anonymous image board

hmmm, sweaty 18 year old girls

>Mentioning /pol/ for no reason
Ah it's the reddit newfag again.

was born into it. it’s not my fault

rude.

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kek just how new are you

>anime
weebs are cancer

kek just how virgin are you

unironically kys

seek help

first for werder
the eviscerator of eibar

Time to watch the u19 now after the race mah frens

*shitposts*

unironically have sex

seek sex

Tom gib a ruh

*posts shit*

Get out newshit

>all these people seething about dortmund in the leverkusen game stream
lmao

have sex

>UR NEW
>NO UR NEW

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gib stream

No, it's just that one retard who spams "have sex" who is very obviously new to Yea Forums.

youtube.com/watch?v=fgzPp1D9A0w
it's HT now though

>Der BvB hat statistisch gesehen die Fans mit dem niedrigsten Bildungsniveau und die meisten Fans aus unteren Sozialschichten

>Niveau der Dortmund Fans nicht vorhanden Ehre der Dortmund Fans würde leider schon von den Bayern genommen alter der Dortmund Fans nicht zusagen ungefähr 5

>Hauptsache die BVB-Fans kaufen fleissig weiter, die Melkkühe. Deppen-Fans, die sich nur ausnehmen lassen für eine falsche Liebe.

lel

will leverkusen at,least win against arnheim??

thx

it’s true tho
t. the only intelligent shareholder

twitter.com/misterbayern_/status/1155503449313820672

Sahne? Der is durch

>talking shit about RB
seething

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tfw no pillenluder gf

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goals against leverkusen don't count

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>Sion have already signed the next Brazilian striker to sell onto a foreign club for millions

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for real though
leverkusen have a dogshit defense

monsanto 04 pleitekusen

>you now remember Leverkusen paid nearly as much for Paulinho as they sold Brandt for

have you seen leverkusen?

pretty lucky but dat finish

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hmmmm i see your a connoisseur of big black BULLS too
may i have your number?
i’d like to talk to likeminded cucks

objectively wrong. it would be correct if she would open the bottel and then suck on it

reported

>finally temps go down
>70% relative humidity
kill me

stop being a fat bitch

>if there wasn’t that retarded picture attached to it
seems that you know more than I do

french qt in pain

why is spezi so much better than mezzo mix and schwippschwapp?

speaking of tom: you do watch ourgirl Gina-Marie Chmelinski dabbing on them Ngubettes right now, right?

>you now remember that guy with the kombiwette on Stuttgart, Kiel and HSV

>volland

this GM > Gina-Marie

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because mezzo mix and schwipp schwapp is pre mixed garbage.
stop asking retarded questions

merde

>the absolute state of this defense

Could they stop shooting directly at the goalie for once

how do they make spezi then?

>all these desperate crosses
what happened to my kino tikitaka?

SCHEKIRA KOMM MA BEI DIE MAMA

the two nigresses are bottling it for our german girls

So, who will replace Bosz?

I swear every ugly versiffte ruhrpott camwhore has some bvb merchandise in her home.

Also you see a lot of people on "familien im Brennpunkt" and shows like such with bvb merch, bedding and such.

>Für mich und meinen Bruder gab es nie die Option, weniger als 100 Prozent zu geben. Kloppo (Jürgen Klopp, der Bender sechs Jahre bei Borussia Dortmund trainiert hat, Anm. d. Red.) hat damals immer gesagt – und davon fühlte ich mich brutal angesprochen: "Wir springen heute nicht nur ein bisschen hoch, sondern so hoch, wie wir können." Immer am Limit. Und dieses Limit über all die Jahre, das laugt einfach. Dann nimmt sich der Körper irgendwann eine Auszeit – ob man das will oder nicht.

brutal

Schmidt

hecking in december

It's true for the camwhores indeed. Still literally every fucking asi-tv participant has >schalke merchandise in his shithole of home.

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>nose piercing
>double chin
>blonde
Wat ne Perle alter

i liek her butt and bewbs

havertz is SO mad

jemand da

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>that shot behind the french goalie
she is packing some size on her bottom

yikes
not as bad as that bremen pig, but still...
t. shareholder

isn’t spezi the one you mix yourself? with the cola and limo of your choice?

I liek her hairy pusy

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youtube.com/watch?v=iyo_iWZeg88
currently halftime

You might not like it, but this is what peak pre-season looks like

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>lev 0:0 eibar
>bremen 4:0 eibar
hmmmmmmmm
based werder
don’t post that disgusting werder blowjob pig

>don’t post that disgusting werder blowjob pig
am currently looking if I can find it. haven't saved it

dont
she’s called merry4fun
DONT

only found this

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how can anyone look at her and say „yeah, she looks alright“

She has brit slag aesthetics so Brits would say that

This. The Halt! Stop! man was a >Schalke fan

yes

woul-
>tats
nevermind

if she didn’t have tats you would?

sure. what, you're saying you wouldn't?

CREEPER?
AAAWWW MAN

no, i wouldn’t. look at her.

How salty do you have to be to write something like this...

looks a solid 6/10 to me

you have to a leverkusen fan in the youtube livechat

t. low standards

??

t. virgin

I just remembered how mad the Leverkusen fans got after claiming for 2 months that Brandt would either go to Bayern or stay, since BVB "isnt bigger". Those tm forums really are a goldmine of tilt.

would you?

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there is also the paulaner spezi which I rate and usually drink, since you need a big Getränkemark to get Spezi in NDS.

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let's just say that angle isn't as flattering

that you’re willing to boink that pig tells me that you’re the virgin here

see you would?
yikes

niqqa, that's the worst ass ever seen on a human bean

no, a solid 6 is quite precise. The tats make for a worse overall image, but I try to only rate face here.
Dont act like you dont see way uglier girls everyday.
You can tell she is not pretty, especially without tons of makeup, but she isnt butt ugly

>that angle isn’t flattering
that girl has no flattering angles

yes

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>Dont act like you dont see way uglier girls everyday.
that’s not what i’m saying at all. true there are uglier girls, but i wouldn’t touch those either.
im saying that you have low standards if you consider fucking that girl.

that’s photoshop
he has a bvb calendar originally
nice try

I don't know whether to stop or go on. Maybe one last before I cut it: she's got incredibly fat lately as well.

implying almost any men wouldnt tap it if given the chance.
Also her body is quite good

true true

t. never seen a woman naked in rl

google it, I wont post it here

so what rating would you give her then?

>she's got incredibly fat lately as well.
you follow her?

she’s below average
so a 3-4

yes

yes yes
a nice bush on the pussy is best

>that dekolleté lines
nice sagging schlauch titten

no but I had to look for that one pic (which I still haven't found) because this user asked so nice.

tabea is then a 5 I guess?
I dont see she has any over average facial features.

delusional and/or legally blind

based

who is tabea?

nigga, find me a girl with those huge knockers that are less "saggy" then hers, cup size G or something

protip: you wont be able to.

virgins are making me mad again.
I forgot /bundes/ was that place were guys bang straight 9s regularly.

or, just an idea, find a girl with normal sized perky tits! ones that look great with or without a bra.
just an idea tho.
you overcompensating gayboy

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now this is autism

>pic related after 15 mins of Spielunterbrechung because of 1 Unwetter
who was in the wrong here

>HSV equalizing after 98 minutes via penalty kick
ffs

I found a girl who is originally from Aue. What should I do with her? :thinking:

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>not liking big tits on a tight broad

yea, okay, Im sure im the gay one.
I bet you also like tight firm butts, with as little fat on them as possible and nice defined muscles.

great content
I also really like the paulaner Spezi. have to compare it to the original one sometime

Since it seems that all porn scholars are itt right now, I'd like to ask you a favour. I need a pornstar whose name is Tabea for reasons. Stage name or birthname, doesn't matter. Any ideas?

>the lucifer of Liverpool

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Paulaner Spezi is the fucking best. It wipes the floor with Spezi. Mezzo Mix plebs need not apply.

>Leverkusen
almelo

>HIV saved by Fergietime
what a joke, they're not even hiding it anymore

virgin poster is a neinhold bot.. it all makes sense now.

shut the bot down, neini!

basisch

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yes, yes!
keep seething virgin

>muh neinhold
have sex
unironically

twitter.com/RBLeipzig_EN/status/1155471537312546817
>getting bantered by consumers

how about google

I don't get it

cringe

already tried. didn't gave me anything.

>looking at rb twitter
*snap* yep

Has Bosz even won a game this pre-season?

Why doesn't he buy Malcolm for €40-50m? Even Dortmund are linked with him. What the fuck is he even doing all day?

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what do you mean? malcolm is shit.

>le bayern can't get players meme
sane is on the way, slowpoke

Is he worse than Coman and Granabry though?

>taking a shit
>every time I think I'm done another turdlet makes its way out
this is torture

any updates on the Sahne to Buyern situation?

Sane is dead. They got Werner instead.

hate eintracht
hate frankfurt
love fussball 2000

>having the PS4 on your preseason camp
Zoomers.

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But I thought they were the next big thing, because they won the transfer window and Bosz surely isn't an absolute hack. What happened?

for 120 mio plus 17 mio gehalt
then lewandowski will demand the same
so will those spanish guys
and müller
have fun with bankruptcy

this is off topic

based wolf. when he was partnered with brandt into one room at the training camp he probably shouted „Mann hab ich Brandt!“ :D xD

>won the transfer window
???
explain

>then lewandowski will demand the same
that's probably what he earns already

>have fun with bankruptcy
based retard

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>that pic
into the trash it goes

look at wages to turnover
of the top clubs only Real Madrid runs a leaner operation
bayern can afford to raise wages

purge zoomers

Zurzeit deuten alles auf einen Wechsel hin. Ich habe das schon vor Wochen gesagt und bleibe dabei: Sané wird kommen!
City wird ihm da auch sicher keinen Stein in den Weg legen und Pep sowieso nicht.

Ich glaube ausschlaggebend ist einfach, dass Sané bei City nicht das Standing hat/haben wird, als er es bei uns hätte. City hat auch extreme Konkurrenz auf den Flügeln da macht der Wechsel schon für beide Seiten Sinn!

Wollte Sané nur eine Vertragsverlängerung würde sich das nicht so lange sich ziehen.

if Bild is right, their top earners must already get 17m+
>280m for 21 players

>Some nigger from PSG for 18m
>Nagelsmann baby for 25m
>Some Ajax perma crooked no name for 10m
>No new CBs
>No new RBs
>Brandt gone for 25m to a direct rival
>Le won the transfer window!

>Bayern ist der größere Verein!
>Hier wäre Snße Starspieler und nicht nur einer von vielen!
why are customers so braindead?

>hurrdurr why would he want out of the emptyhad
>hurrdurr it's worse to be a nationalmannschaft player a bayern than foreign mercenary 6973 at cruise control fc in england

Just saw once upon a time in Hollywood

Tree words... Hella f*cking epic

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yes yes

rude

Ah yes, me the famous reaction gif poster.

@94494055
stay off /bundes/ faggot

soooooooooooooooooo mad

@94494055
>creepily lurking on Yea Forums during your holidays waiting for some babyman to acknowledge your pathetic existence so you can post one sad unfunny offtopic shitpost
what a sad life

Based

If Sané ever wants to win the CL, he should probably stay at City, since Bayern has 0 chances of winning it within the next 10 years.

bayern will win this season with kovac and thanks to sahne and you shareholders will be soooooooooooooooooo mad

I have a Google alert set up for whenever someone mentions me.

maybe he has grown sick of getting knocked out by your spurs or your monacos

based

@94494239
that makes it even sadder

so what good does going to bayern then?

more money, more trophies, more players

but no cl
and still getting knocked out by your spurs and monacos

Surrounded by slightly fewer Muslims

Says the autist REEEEEEing here the whole day

>whiteknighting that boring danish sad sack
let me guess, you still think he’s female?
you’re such a joke lmao
have sex

leave denmark alone. she's pure.

better chance than almost everywhere else

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(you)

>she
>pure
*snap*
yep

>more trophies
You mean more EPL tites?

Real talk denmark is annoying af but the fags that enable him are even worse

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So Arsenal has a higher chance of winning than Liverpool for example?

>him

Habet Geschlechtsverkehr

didn’t know you could be so based

where does tom rank amongst them?

>her

Gas/10

>official /bundes/ ausländer ranking:
France>Denmark>>>USA>>>>>>>>>>>Austria

actual ranking:
me > USA > Denmark > other Austrians > Good Germans > France > Brazil > Bad Germans > Fake Austrians >>>>>>>>> the ebin oneliner zoomer

nö

>meelan
>pepe reina

AKTUEL ränk:

me > everyone els :DDDDDDDD

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turn that upside down, put denmark at the end and im with you, my man

t. /tennis/ poster slash /fs/ poster slash /r/the_donald migrant

You're the bottom of the barrel

far from true, see the official ranking (which is not up for discussion btw)

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>slash /r/the_donald migrant
Literally confirmed for never browsing pennis

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this shit thread deserves a daily autosage tb h

youtube.com/watch?v=JAdNjKAAj_o
Shut up Fag

damn thats some tough durchfall you have

Based durchfall user

Franz Beckenbauer is a national treasure t bh, Lügenpresse should leave him alone

I dont get it, why?

In that "Zimmerduell" video he and Reus "hosted" the game and asked the questions, Wolf seemed like quite asi and low iq

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>Wolf seemed like quite asi and low iq
he looks low IQ tbf

stop
/bundes/ is a lookism free community

i am the king of /bundes/

The King is dead. I am the new king of /bundes/
Long live the king

bundes is ded long live bundes

>Club will inevitably get promoted and relegated again
Pls stop this rollercoaster, I can't do this until the end of my life. Traditionsliga jetzt uezs

i am watching old episodes of the harald schmidt show RIGHT NOW

based fellow glubberer

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jz kartoffelpuffer mit Apfelmus

Zeit für kaffee

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hello /bundes/

ja moin

BOTATO :DDDD

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denmark is a sad uninteresting boring off topic posting bitchboy.
his life is boring
his posts are uninteresting
and his enablers are pathetic manchildren who mistake him for being interesting because their life is even more uninteresting, boring and sadder than that sad boring uninteresting life of that sad uninteresting boring dane.

lads, is Jacob okay?

>boy
>his
>his
>his
>him

Denmark is a socialist who cucks to muslims

denmark is bundes mascot

good night

Yes, morning

The socialists in denmark (haha get it?) are more national realistic than cuckservatives in Germany. Picking between socialists and conservatives in denmark isn't whether to bow before muslims but it's whether to bow bofre Israel.
Honestly, in denmark I would vote the socialists too.

>national realistic

>„Ich habe viel Kontakt zu Ex-Profis, die heute Trainer oder sonst im Fußball tätig sind. Sie bestätigen, dass die heutige Generation diese Einstellung, die bei uns normal war, nicht mehr hat, bis auf wenige Ausnahmen. Diese Leidenschaft, dieses Herz vermisse ich. Sie gehört zum Gesamtpaket neben Talent, Physis, Athletik“, sagte Klose dem „Kicker“
based king of boomers shitting on useless zoomers

>t. triggered Claas-Maria Vorhaut

>drill out any sense of passion and invididuality from U9-U23
>shocked when the generation of collectivist "tactical" footballers have 0 "Herz"

youtube.com/watch?v=edUoRYnFsq0

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Cope

youtube.com/watch?v=pdHnBo4aQMA

kohlchan.net/.media/9baf33222e892de8d97c1056bdbdc040-videomp4.mp4/dl/totale eskalation.mp4

>drill
that's exactly what they don't do anyclonger and what they aren't allow to do because some sociology scholars say a waldorferziehung is best for the kindswohl. The little niggers just lack discipline. And 10 years later people wonder what went wrong when affenzirkus happened.

where is the official /bundes/ our girl list? Need to update it asap and add best Julia.

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You misunderstood me. Im not talking about how theyre taught, Im talking about what theyre taught. Footballers in Germany are taught to be part of a collective. They are taught to rather pass the ball, than to dribble solo and possibly lose the ball. Same goes for emotional discipline. They are taught that controlling oneself is the most important thing.

Then however when someone is "raised" like this from U9-U23, they lack individuality in creativity and they lack passion. Theyre perfectly molded professionals.

What youre talking about has nothing to do with football, which is a hyper-competitive business and an opportunity to make it big in life.

And sorry to burst your bubble, but countless studies have shown and proven that guiding students to learn what theyre interested in is much better for critical thinking and general interest in learning. The problem is that for this system to work, you need students with "normal" backgrounds, aka well-adjusted kids from normal families and you need excellent teachers who know alot about what theyre teaching, plus they need to be incredibly passionate about working with students.

based Klose being the father figure the zoomers need

what a shitbucket of a face, also you can't make fun of lebensunfähige little boys when you're a fucking GEZ-Moderatorin and probably too stupid to work as a Klofrau in the real world.

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the 8 digits salary, BOSS

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>14 scorers, Boss... I'm not sure if I wont have a little Rückfall without the bonus, Boss...

Rainier pls
Boss meme has never been funny

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>that messi rumour
wew

>Götze missed one game with Rippenbruch
how? did he hurt his hand when he tried to break some Rippchen or what did they mean by this?

is it save to say that Sahne will be their top earner?

Yes, until Lewandowski asks for more.

>Footballers in Germany are taught to be part of a collective
>Same goes for emotional discipline. They are taught that controlling oneself is the most important thing.
Look, I don't want to talk about what people "are taught" but it's clearly that this "teaching" has a contrary effect.
Young people are becoming across all social and ecconomic backgrounds more and more individualistic and even egomaniacs. And if you say that's good to some extend then it's fine with me but we reached the point long time ago where this has been an positive influence and are now far in the territory where invididualitic means lack of fundamental principles of living in a community.
This new form of education - doesn't matter whether this is the main goal or just the side effect - raises a whole society of full grown 4-year olds.

Real individualism in a society is for each individual to decide when it's best to show uniformity and when to show invidualism. The forced "individual at all cost" movement as form of protest isn't real individualism but useful idioty of those who want to undermine the society.

>Im Frankfurter Hauptbahnhof ist ein Kind ins Gleis vor einen einfahrenden ICE gestoßen und anschließend überrollt worden.
Frankfurt user say something if this wasn't you

Pretty sure it wasnt him.

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the pusher or the pushed?

>Borussia Dortmund ist bereit, Götze sieben bis acht Millionen Euro jährlich zu zahlen - seit seiner Rückkehr 2016 verdient er jedoch wie auch Marco Reus und Mats Hummels achtstellig und sieht sich in einer Reihe mit diesem Duo. Götze 2020 ablösefrei gehen zu lassen, würden die BVB-Macher im Gegensatz zu ihren sonstigen Gepflogenheiten eher hinnehmen, als ihm einen neuen Vertrag mit zehn Millionen Euro Jahressalär zu offerieren.

lel

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The pusher.

What are you not understanding? Im talking about how footballers are taught a "football-philosophy" in their academies/Clubs. This has NOTHING to do with your perceived notions of Zeitgeist changes in society of collectivism vs individualism.

Take that shit to /pol/.

fucking niggers man

>Welcome to Arsenal Mario Götze.
I hope this means Dortmund will go "all out" and try to get Havertz next year.

...

>The pusher.
sad

>"Er hat die Latte sehr hoch gelegt, für mich war er der Spieler der Saison. Wenn Havertz dieses hohe Niveau halten kann, mit dieser Leichtigkeit, Cleverness, Präsenz auf dem Platz und Torgefährlichkeit, dann könnte er irgendwann mein Nachfolger als Weltfußballer werden", sagte Matthäus im kicker-Interview.

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>What are you not understanding?
actually I was referring to Klose's statement which you may have misunderstood but whatever...

>Götze 2020 ablösefrei gehen zu lassen, würden die BVB-Macher im Gegensatz zu ihren sonstigen Gepflogenheiten eher hinnehmen
based Aki

FR claims all three of them.

They should make a better offer for Guerreiro instead

I fucking hate it that basically every tribute to anyone of a Buyern official boils down to "if keeps improving at this rate, he's good enough to play for the Super-Buyern somewhere in the future".