/mlb/

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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scuba dooba doo!!!!!!!

>already matched his MVP Home run total
>it's not even August

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>Be Lillies
>Draft Moniak to thinking he will become this guy
>Let Braves take best pitcher that will become a potential cy young.
Just

Thanks for Ian retards. We might not even keep him and trade him for Thor while you guys get scraps off Moniak from the Reds. My fucking sides lol

>mfw

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>cubes
>cusb
>scuba
>krimbel

keston hiura is a qt

These assholes are running wild

the assholes have taken over

Why did Theo sign Kimbrel? He blows

cleveland getting fat off all that tigers/royals/white sox spam now

watch out padres, ive got my coon rod out

Setting themselves up to be another bye week in the postseason.

I'm convinced any success we've had with Theo was dumb blind luck at this point

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What's up with this beef in Oakland?

>Cubs signed Kimbrel for three years
>Braves signed Keuchel for one year and $13 million

Yikes, Cubs.

kekbrel

the cusb also signed poop darshit for $126 million lol

*becomes the GOAT in your path*

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What does he do exactly?

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>This fucker is the future of Dodger hitting

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I gotta get out of here!!!

>not gavin lux and the eleventy billion young major league hitters they have

YELI

HOW

honestly this is terrifying...have mercy

>first two-day weekend since February
>go to Rough Riders game
>watch Kiner-Falefa hit a dinger
>some kid said my watch was cool
>bought a cap
>caught a foul ball and gave it to that kid
>Riders won
>rags lost
Still a good day in my book.

What happened to that guy who said he would buy a Twins cap?

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youtube.com/watch?v=dN7Gx8blNPU&feature=youtu.be

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I edged for 4 hours

Awesome you used my cusb trash shop

HE OWNS YA
AND HE

now that's a high quality post.
nice.

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I fucking hate this guy

Wonder why Alex didn’t sign him

Remember when the Cubs dominated the sewers at Wrigley earlier this year? But sure keep SCUBA DUBBAing you retards.

Is it even fair to count Cubs home games as actual games at this point? They're clearly cheating, there's no way you can be that fucking terrible on the road and pretend like you're actually a good team.

remember when the cubs went 108 years in a row without winning a world series lol

Have mercy

Scuba kek!

o-oh gosh there's so many people here....um.... er... haha let's get thisparty started.. haha yeah um...so... I guess I'll just- gee ....hmm... some of you wont like this.... but.... .haha sorry this is my first time doing standup hehe......anyway my first joke goes somehing like,,,,, like this,,,, okay here I go! ...,,,,,ahem s-...s--
......
SCUBA KEK SCUBA

nigger

ohh who's your team asshole?

royals

GG DADS!

cubs

O'S SWEEP

So the cubyals broship is over?

based cubyals

Sox win !
Cards still in first !
Clev has another good start, Bauer Outage tomorrow !

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oh these little assholes trying to guess my team, aint giving in

seems like schizo posting here

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ショートフライ
LAA 3連敗

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here let me help with that:

...mest...!

Dodger fan here!

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who is this

um... I don't even know who that is lol...no offense...er... :(

they won tonight

Please I'm begging you

mest kek

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at the moment I'm on my knees... in church, begging god for forgiveness. I've sinned. I can only beg for mercy at the moment

is that all you can say? I can just see youre a schizo anyway

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can i get spankies?

"waaah waaaah he's kekking at the mest"

MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST AHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
NOAHHHHHHHH SYNDERGARD!!!!!!!!!!

I enjoyed watching baseball today.
Thanks baseball.

so its clear you are a schizo who has no understanding of the world

dare I say...

THE CRAIG KRIMBEL CONTRACT LOL

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my bad I lost my composure

based

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"why yes I will be watching the cardinals and athletics play in the world series, how could you tell?"

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Braves-Athletics

what went wrong?

>barfs getting past the first round
thats gonna be a yikes and a cringe from me dawg

jints rasy

>rasy

Name 1 team in the NL that doesn’t choke

>working in a gay tablet
>drinking bottled water
gee who knows

cardinals

Yikes!

this, and recently giants

the dodgers, nationals, mets, and braves

Alright alright let's settle down , keep it clean

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>Be the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in Orange County, California
>lose to the Orioles
>three times in a row
>including one with a center fielder pitching
ohnonononono

That's no fair, they're rebuilding

thats baseball though: shit happens

>have le best player player in baseball xD
>still suck dick every single year
this franchise shouldnt exist

He can draft, he can deal in A talent, but the fucker can't make an MLB level trade or signing to save his life.

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they say that about the edmonton oilers. the angels issue is that they have no pitchers. They still are "good", but they'll just finish 3rd in the ALW again because they're mediocre

much respect to ya

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they're arguably on the better prospective part of rebuilding. their overall roster isn't bad, it's just that their pitching needs to be buffed up in a big way.
but the second worst team in baseball
and three times in a row
like how tho
you can't say that's not funny

yes, its funny but thats still rough.

>you can't say that's not funny
It's not. It's just baseball. Not even a fan of the O's or Angel's. I mean look at tloses losing to the whos or the rays losing to the jays, shit happens.

The yaks getting swept by the red sox though, now THAT'S funny.

still one more game for the yankees to claim, but sheesh they need a starter badly. That ERA looks abysmal the past few games

are you actually retarded

i respect ya bro

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no need to be rude bro

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schwarbros in the genny

schwarbie dinger tomorrow I feel it!

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Reminder the Cubs swept the sewers at Wrigley.

and the mariners were like 12-2 also :)

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they haven't yet

Why doesn't Dipoto ask for the Postseason to begin in April?

He makes boys town seethe while making bank. He's positively based

seriously... fuck this guy

The mariners need a full on retooling of their roster. They got nice pieces, but they need starters and they need a fucking bullpen. However, that cano trade might as well helped them very well in the way how kelenic could turn out

Why did they trade Cruz? He's the league's best DH.

Im gonna gues that its because he is old as fuck, and the M's have their new future DH in vogelbach

oh please let the mariners be the team to uproot the asstros menace, I would kek so hard

Most importantly he's unfixably mindfucked after he lost his job to Evoldi last year, he can't locate, and I'm pretty sure his velo and spin rate are down.

i'd say he'd probably have sex with ben's wife when ben attempts to return in mid august or september since he's probably going to somehow lose is closing job with the cubs in record time and will have nothing else to do, but she's only into black guys.

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youtube.com/watch?v=mpHnfWD1I3M

>you chose me, you chose us, you gave hope, you showed me love, so I choose you
holy fuck how did he not get the red flags

Who is your favorite and least favorite among the following

Cubs posters (aka baby talkers/random memers)
Cardinals posters (emoji posters)
Eternal Royals Guy
Doyers posters
BAJP
Wincinatti
Asian Baseball Guy
Inspector Godgers
Various NL East posters
Lillistare white sox woe is me posters
Yankee retards
Houspie

these are all houspie

cusb fans are the worst because they invented shieldposting which led to the weird sometimes unreadable post-pissboi state of the general

LOL ohh God
>when your wife is that into jungle music and you don't immediately get rid or that mudshark before she destroys you...ffs look at her...

and not just any black guy !!! a cardinals fan !!!!! YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP !!!

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mfw this was just a boomer cardinals fan trolling the cusb

I already know least likable are the NL East faggots. Idk why, it just reminds of some apetier sport shitposting

>favorite
none
>least favorite
definitely cusb

This. The inspector said so.

whos that? I have him filtered

ERG detected!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Didn't Godgers already figure out that most of these are samefags? Don't defy The Inspector now.

This. /mlb/'s falseflagging resident.

>filtering IG
It's almost like you don't want the bottom of the case to be gotten to!

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/hou-aboard/

baby wabies make ya seeth :)

ben cuckbrist lol

Proof?

bajp doesn't exist without the cubs

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>Cardinals posters (emoji posters)
You'd be suprise

What if I were to tell you all the deep dark secret truth?
The poster pretending to be every other kind of poster whenever they see fit blending in seemlessly to further the chaos of /mlb/ for all these years.
I'll leave you with these 2 keywords and for you to search the archives and figure the rest out:
1. Squid
2. Brush

Good luck.

Signed,
The Inspector's assistant

-cubs/erg are babytalkers
-yankees post outdated memes
-bajp is a bantermaniac
-dodgers posters are angry and sad at the same time, lillies poster is just sad (unless he writes a paragraph, then he's suicidal)
-wincinatti/abg are useful for baseball talk
- emojis have no morals
-nl east posters are CRINGE
-yankees posters shitpost about the red sox and mets
-youre houspie

uh you forgot a very important category, Leafposters

:)

He appears. The one they know as "Dirt".

All of the above

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>7 out of 10 wins
>don't call it a comeback

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HOLY FUCKING BASED!!!!

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Dodger poster here

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>anglels

>-wincinatti/abg are useful for baseball talk
LOL, wincinatti is only useful for posting his charts and abg can barely write a coherent sentence.

Hm? What could it mean? I need some stats

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But ABG's gone? RIP

That is pretty incriminating.

more like cringeternal roylels girl

I don't get it

what? is this some kind of a joke? you're pathetic. Never speak his name again

is ERG the black dude that said "Uh oh! retard alert!" in a vocaroo?

I wish

Yes, but I'm not black, I'm 6'6", fat, work out, and country accent
ERG AMA

make another vocaroo!

vocaroo.com/i/s0s6abrP0haQ

vocaroo.com/i/s1QkK5jDa16I

Hoisted by my own retard...

>country accent
Fucking southerners.

OK goodnight retards, tomorrow(today) will be another glorious shitposting day if the cusb and stankees manage to get swept.

Nighty night baseball bro

sleep tight dont let the assholes bite

what is the comfiest division? for me it's gotta be the AL East

The Orioles are back bros

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Go stros

oh no they arent

Back to losing every game by 15 maybe

Cringe

But they won?

>twins were 10.5 ahead of Cleveland at the beginning of June
>twins are one game ahead of Cleveland at the end of July
Oh nonobono
>Tlose

Don't you have some flaccoposting to do?

vocaroo.com/i/s1ohgFaUa7DT

>59 seconds
Nope

lol he's stuck with lamar washington or w/e the fuck forever. Brady, Mahomes(if his weapons stop getting arrested and fired from the NFL), and maybe Luck run the AFC for another 10 years.

I don't know dick about cock when it comes to football other than bellichick and brady are awesome because they always win and piss off liberals and black people

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bajp with a fucking BRUTAL takedown

/nhl/ can't take on bajp!!! /nfl/ can't take on bajp !!!
please let /nba/ take a shot at him !

oh, I just fucked you.
and I owned you.
throw a pass while being sacked
downfield to tyree
make you pee
another one to manningham
oh snap son you got just played
learn ya place

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choke in the playoffs some more with stacked indy teams with several hofers you played most of your career with, then take some more steroids and get handed a sympathy superbowl by the denver defense and that bitch-ass nigga cam newton that was too afraid to recover his fumble.

fucking peyton, you're a reverse degenerate, you were worse than your retarded little brother.

>dicks herpes

>This trade deadline

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Umm sorry sweaty but the Dodgers don't win World Series. They lose them.

Look at their remaining schedules. I won't be surprised if the Twins win the division by 10 games, especially if they're able to trade for a starter and another reliever.

Why is anyone surprised the Red Sox didn’t want him back? We warned you

Stop winning when the Jays do, you arent worse than my team god dammit

Fuck the toronto blow gays

who gets cinderguard

The Mets are buying at the deadline
so no one

mets beings buyers is the most mest thing i've read

nigga I don't control that I'm just going off news

Please god let the mets be buyers
That would give us jokes all the way to the postseason

@KenRosenthal: Shields to the metsies
they're going all in!

omigosh

Here comes the Discord...

>using dicksword to find e-friends
It's even more cringe than posting on sp everyday

worst coast seething

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Honestly I had no idea

Fuck boston

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cringe

>Braves have outscored the Phillies 74-34 in their last 8 matchups

Boston is cringe, yes

cubes lost the division and wild card game at home

Are mests fans gonna kill themselves when tatis steals ROTY from their only bright spot this season?

The cusb still haven't recovered from this

>mad at the nl east

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You honestly like the sudden appearance of barves bandwagoners, the early season delusional mest, or the absolute cancerous philthy fanbase?

Seething

N Least

>implying
alonso is on pace for 100+ RBI's, that shit alone should be a good indicator for a RoTY. Yes tatis is good, but theres no way he is gonna come close unless tatis juices himself and goes on a madman tear to get the dads to a wild card spot

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Yes, they all admittedly suck huge wart cocks, but I'm fucking adorable.

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This Nationals asshole is getting on my nerves

anyone who isnt a cubs cocksucker is an asshole to you

NL East owns you losers

t. asshole

gibe fucking prospects god dammit

im not implying anything you sound nervous as fuck lmao. Tatis literally .1 WAR behind him now despite missing a month. Better hope alonso doesnt enter into a slump right now

>C.C. Fatassia not only gets blown out but so does his knee
I hope we get to play him again so we can bunt on him

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>sogard scratched from leadoff today

Happening? Is the stove emerging from being buried under the glacier?

>i sound nervous as fuck
im confident in alonso.

Bros I was finna meme on Eric Sogard but he's pretty good this year. A career year in fact
Go get em Sogard

>did literally one thing in his last 3 games and it was a solo HR

one dimensional man slumping

>The Chris Archer trade

kek

>pierats
>

im thinking the pierats are the worst team in the NLC by a longshot

>Aaron Sanchez has struck out 6 in a row

ayy boi prove em

Looks like houspie is at it again

wow Nola has a nasty curveball

Dodgers @ Nationals

cringe

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY BOMBERS?!

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>Getting traded to the team you're currently playing

Always funny

Gonna miss Sogard, thanks for being a good teammate and decent clutch hitter

>Passan says he's going to the Rays

lmao wat

Why do the barves always have some meme player from Curaçao

>pierats
>about to be swept by the meta

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same thing that happens every year after the all star game

Go Meta!

just wait til august. we'll swing back. if not then we're going to get booty blasted in the ALDS again.

>gausman

They trained the pirates wrong on purpose as a joke

I’m pretty sure jays are getting gibaut who’s a decent relief prospect

Great pickup by tampa though

SOGARD TRADE

ITS HAPPENING

Ever since rays robbed them for archer they’ve never been the same

>pirates ... a joke

>The Cubs have 8 blown saves in July. Most in the NL and tied for the most in baseball”

did the red sox make the right choice

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Urg

>dump a world series winning closer
Hell no. You have no fucking idea that he would be blowing so many saves. But you DO know that he has a ring. Hindsight is 20/20. Red Sox dodged a bullet by sheer dumb luck.

How the FUCK do we stop them?!?

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kimbrel was awful in the playoffs, most people were saying he was tipping pitches

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oh how i loathe these fuckers

Dodgers piss me off

October

This little asshole shows no remorse for his impudence.

youtube.com/watch?v=zy2S-Jh81Po

wew

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Umps taking pity on Philly after the past 3 days. It's completely understandable.

>sox twins already over before a single out is recorded

That's Dylan Covey for ya.

Get them to October without shitting their pants

i'm thinking this is their year

>INFINITE ERA

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But they can get to October? It's October itself that's the problem.

>sewers

schwarbie slam!

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The Schwarbino!

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I can respect that!

WHERE ARE ALL THE SEWERS FANS WHO TALKED SHIT NOW?

>he doesn't know it's just houspie falseflagging as usual
Typical retarded cusb lifelong

mlb.com/video/kyle-schwarber-hits-a-grand-slam-23-to-right-field-javier-baez-scores-jason-heyw

much respect

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I'm respecting Schwarbie right now!

LOL GNATS

KEK SEWERS KEK

>Juiced balls
>Sign stealing

>phillies only good pitcher starts
>they crush
every time lol

>hernandez calls a pitch right down the middle a ball
FUCK UMPIRES AND THEIR GODDAMN UNION

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playoffs

>barfs

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>gausman pitches to every side
>all balls
>leads to a grand slam
ok

let's go astros

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!

I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO HAPPY

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>2-for-2
>2 home runs
>7 RBIs

OH HE OWNS YA

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fuck off houspie nobody likes you

SCHWARBIE HOME RUN CYCLE WATCH

Based Bauer throwing a man tantrum on the mound

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Not gonna lie the astros are pretty based but you don't care

vocaroo.com/i/s1QkK5jDa16I

>Nola meltdown
>Kapler burned his closer last night
oh no no no no no

holy bb--b-b-b-b-b-ased!

astros desu

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mlb.com/video/kyle-schwarber-hits-a-grand-slam-23-to-right-field-javier-baez-scores-jason-heyw
Look at this majestic, 473 foot grand slam

>go to Miller Park
>more Cubs fans than Brewers

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astros are based like me

I am respecting the heck of Swarbie right now

I swear to god every Sox game I get dragged out to by my mom is always a total bullpen clusterfuck shutout. This isn't fun, I'd rather be doing anything else.

Kiss your mom on the mouth!

you sound like an overweight black man

i'm based

give her the kissies... one just for the missie

Pics of Mom

My bad

No

Yay schwarbie i'm so happy right now

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Chicken

Fucking prude.

Stephen Strasburg now has a 3 game hitting streak.

you coward, nice digits though

>doyers

gg phillies at least things got interesting for a little while

Wtf is Bauer doing

i thought bauer was based?

Does anyone here remember the Cubs? I know they're not exciting or interesting at all, so here's a reminder that they exist if you forgot.

How are they NL central contenders and still have the worst away record in the National league? How is that possible?

Goddamn Philly. Bout time you did something. Worthless piece of shit city.

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they're obviously cheating at home, dummy.

Spotted the salty tardinal

>2-1
Phillies cant do simple math

Based Birbs

Well..............

It's alright m8 enjoy your 1. That's baseball

how can one man be so based? twitter.com/Wheyen3/status/1155571092305715200

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>The guy the Pirates traded away for Erik Gonzalez (on IL) has a homerun today
>The guy the Pirates traded away for Drew Hutchinson (long gone) has two homeruns today
>The guy the Pirates traded away for Chris Archer doesn't have a homerun, but Archer got blown up again

The gift that keeps on giving

The Cubs gather boys from Boystown and sit them in the outfield with binoculars to steal signs for free drinks

>barfs

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ahhhh fuck, it was a train wreck, but that's damn hilarious

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What a pussy.
"Wah. I got shellacked. Sniff. I'll throw the ball over the fence."

they aren't even trying to hide it

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I think it's funny, he doesn't care what anyone thinks... bauer bananza...gotta love it

DOGGIE DOOS LOL

looool

The funniest part of this is when the 2nd baseman flinches.

Whoever is stabbing voodoo dolls of Angels pitchers, please fucking stop.

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He's a baby throwing a temper tantrum. I used to respect him a little but not anymore.

It's pretty common behavior for baseball players. From snapping bats over knees to attacking inanimate objects in the dugout.

Bauer is a crybaby

>pierats
>getting swept by the mets

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Bauer grew up a nerd reject. If not for baseball he would have shot up a school.

>white privilege

It's almost like he cares and gives a shit about performance and winning and he's pissed off he sucked today and was the biggest contributor to the team losing.

>But meh I rather just have the players I like go out there and not give a shit and collect their 15 mil.

Fuck I can't wait for the jomboy version...

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>blowing an 8-1 lead off the best start by Sanchez all season

>the absolute state of blow jays bullpen

once giles and shafer are gone look out below

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Quit making excuses for his childish behavior.

Soler power poster wya?

he threw the ball 400+ ft. If he threw that hard during the game, he would still be in there.

>harder is better
the top dawgs take a little bit off

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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power vs control trade off

and bauer is probably one of the best long tossers in the MLB, I remember when zambrano tried to throw a ball out from near 3rd into the left field stands in wrigley, he didn't even make the wall.

>muh velo

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what do you think about schwarbies big day, schwarbro?

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White Lightning once threw a ball THROUGH the CF wall, on a bet. If he could've ever found the strike zone, he'd have every record in the majors. But he never made it out of the minors.

Does "longtoss" top BD911?

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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And remember, The Broors banned people from out of state from buying tickets as well.

Redditors like you deserve to suffer

Say it with me, /mlb/.
SECOND
HALF
TEAM

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schwarbie

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No. We are gonna be hovering .500. I would love it if the Phillies finish 4th and the Mets are 2nd in this shit division

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OH NO NO NO NO BUMSHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

no sweep here

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thanks royals

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When the Mets decide that they're buyers it's gonna be so fucking funny.

Who in the AL East can stop my red socks???

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>mest delusion

and it's up !
youtube.com/watch?v=aCeXEa0Ouk8

Honestly how do pitchers not go insane at how little control they have over the playoffs.

I'm furious at a fucking videogame right now for getting eliminated despite pitching two great starts lol

Based Bauer

the pie rats might never win again

Sampson stepped on Laureano's bat in a previous game, right after he took exception to Canha admiring a dinger.

And you're proud of that display?

Bill Cuckner

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SUCK IT CARDINAL FAGS

Who can stop us?!?

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I thought it was hilarious. I've broken shit in anger when I played baseball, what's wrong with throwing a ball, plus he immediately apologized to Tito.

I’m not being delusional I’m being realistic.

>red sox team right on the cusp of a playoff place ending the season against an orioles team with absolutely nothing to play for
you already know what's gonna happen

>us
what position do you play houspie?

Good post, friend.

FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM. FUUUUUUUUUCK

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red sox will be first in the division before the end of the 2nd week of august

>some anonymous hillbilly "allen austin michael"-type name is trending on twitter
>it's a baseball player going batshit over something stupid
gosh it's like clockwork at this point. is the only time this sport gets attention when a player throws a beer at an umpire or something? why is it never something impressive or game-related? just weird marketing is all i'm tryin' to say. it's always like 100 crying/laughing emojis and a clip of a player shouting something real quick and then charging off into the dugout

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Bauer's from hollywood lol

>got this in the mail yesterday, perfect timing lol

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we traded for marcus stroman what the fuck

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Yeah? And if he wasn't a white guy?

now chunk it over the nearest fence to make it official.

>XXXL Xtra Short

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excuse me im a quad X

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How you gonna finish 2nd after they trade the couple decent players they have?

Bombs!

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are there even any indians fans on this board?

Extend this to Cleveland in general and the answer is still no

What the FUCK are we doing? BVW YOU FUCK

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they went the way of the mariners.

Why the fuck are the Mets buying? What the fuck is this org even doing anymore?

>Mets

I wonder what they had to give up?

w2c?

>mest >mesting

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Oh hey look, another good pitcher the Mests can give no run support and blow quality starts in the final 3 innings for

Jesus Christ. I didn't think it was possible, but the Mets front office and coaching actually got worse and I can't stop laughing.

what does that mean?

>Marcus StroMest

oh dear, the poor kid wanted to go to a contender and Shatkins does this to him, feels bad

>tfw mets fan

What the fuck is Brodie doing?

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>where to cop?
>where did you buy that?

>mest

Well, who knows with this team. If they go on a tear (>implying), maybe BVW is gigabrain

>if they go on a tear
What are they tearing this year? UCL?

A tear as in a winning streak. Not that kind you dope

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Haha I got it!

>Mets buying for any reason
How retarded can you be?

they're tearing their hands, feet, and mouths

My bad

>Nothing disclosed in return for Sogard or Stroman

Spoilers: They're all busts

Hahaha. It's real.

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This is the fucking worst holy shit
Worse than the Cano trade

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>where to cop
sorry, im white, i didn't understand you at first.

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Who the fuck did we give up?

ohh mest kek

thanks.

probably two of the following: anthony kay, simeon woods-richardson, thomas szapucki

>the virgin rags
>the chad pinder

The Marlins are going to be good before the Mets are.

Said nobody ever

The Orioles are going to be good before the Jays are.

>11.5 games out at the trade deadline
>buyers
I think we've solved the mystery of why the Mets are shit.

>Mets buy up all the starting pitching and refuse to trade any of it to the yaks

okay now thats pretty BASED

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Mets trade for Bauer or Minor next LMAO

The Marlins have some good young pitchers and some nice up and coming pieces. The Mets have Cano and his albatross contract.

OH NONON

And what makes you think they won’t just fuck off the moment they become good in Miami?

i wish this was true

>Missing the playoffs behind chokeland

>b-b-b-but we're better than the marlins
See how low the Mets have made you sink?
Pathetic.

I think you don’t understand that the marlins are never ever going to win the NLE in their entire franchise existence

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What a treat!

We're laughing at the Mets right now. try and keep up.

I legit feel sorry for deGrom. He deserves better.

>mest

nyy v bos gamethread

>BOS/NYY
How can that not be cancerous as fuck?

If mets go this season without trading anybody to the Yankees I will officially deem them honorary non-new yorkers along with all real met fans

>spicswing
I'm glad these tickets were free, basketball is more entertaining than this and regular season NBA games are pretty boring, I had way more fun watching lakers v. Pleblicans a few months ago
>t. amateur photographer

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Stroman for Anthony Kay and Simeon Richardson, as a Mest fan I'm okay with this, removed a name from the market and makes other teams for desperate for Syndergaard or Wheeler.

>getting fleeced by the mets
what the fuck

lmao i feel so bad for stroman

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if you're not a baseball fan you're supposed to mostly just walk around when your team isnt batting. That's why most stadiums are basically amusement parks or packed full of restaurants

glad you're having a bad time. if you think apehoop is better than basedball then you deserve the rope.

so....cashman is a retard and the yankees will be out of the first round of the playoffs. great.

what the fuck is this trade. the blue jays could have gotten so much more from so many other teams.

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THE 6 ACES

I haven't followed baseball the last few years, but why is playing for the Mets so bad especially when you are playing for the Blue Jays? Everyone on twitter keeps talking about how crappy an organization the Mets are to play for IDGI

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That's a great return for Stroman. I can't fucking believe the Mets gave up their two best pitching prospects for guy who only has one year left after this one.

they're not their best pitching prospects. One is their 4th best and the other is their 6th best

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It's not worse than the Cano trade. It's hard to put into words how damaging that trade was and I guarantee that this trade is a direct result of the Cano trade because they can't afford to re-sign Wheeler.

looks yummy
lol

who do you have in front of them?

They are their best pitching prospects. Who would you put over them? Peterson, Szapucki? Kay and Woods-Richardson are the best pitchers in the pipeline. Since neither guy is latin, this move smells like Omar.

>W-WE DIDN'T EVEN WANT THEM! BOTTOM TWO PROSPECTS

Like not even, I'm sitting here drinking a beer with some entertainment. But I could see why this sport is dying

Great so lost Stroshow for a couple busts

the Jays now are a year away from being 2 years away

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This just in:
Marcus Stroman scheduled for Tommy John surgery next Thursday with Dr James Andrews.

cause the expectation was to go from a non competing team to competing team, not a non competing team to another non competing team

Hope so.

It's not my call, it's from this tweet

twitter.com/Feinsand/status/1155610052453109760?s=20

it is worse because we dont even have the illusion of competing right now
at least in the offseason one could imagine the mets competing
this is beyond retarded

brodie is probably the dumbest GM in the big four sports

>trade a rental for some good n fresh first and second round pitching prospects
>somehow you lost the trade
Always a pleasure talking shop with you Canada

Oh hi, Giraffeneck. Haven't you made your video on this already?

"Marcus, good news. You've been traded to NY."
"Alright!!!"
"It's the Mets."
"Fuck my life."

redditor spotted

Time for some Mendoza

feel bad for him, he was tweeting "savages" in his last home game as if the yankees were a done deal lol he's definitely dead inside

You should read that tweet again very slowly. And then go scroll up and read what you said very slowly. Notice there's a discrepancy.

The owners don't want to rebuild. The guy they interviewed from Tampa said he wanted to blow it up and he that's why he didn't get the job. They took on Cano's contract and extended DeGrom. There is no rebuild. The problem is the Wilpon's want to contend, or approach contention, without really spending the kind of money that other major markets do while at the same time they don't trust their prospects.

It's a death spiral. They get jammed up by bad contracts more than other huge market teams, but still seem committed to wrecking their financial flexibility every year. The money from Cano is driving all of this.

It's unfortunate that my Jaysies will never ever be as successful as my Rapties and I think it's trades like this that explain why

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man his agent is saying he's expected to miss all of 2020 as well

White Sox and Mets are playing each other in the Directionless Retard World Series this week!

still don't see it explain it to me like I'm a baby ga-ga goo-goo

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>Stroman to the Mets
I genuinely feel bad for him. What a shitty fucking franchise.

If a starting pitcher intentionally injured himself to avoid playing for a team is that a breach of contract? Asking for a friend

This is 3D chess from based Brodie. Snap up all the starters and then have desperate teams sell you their entire farm. Wouldn’t expect the hicks in Atlanta to understand how we do things in New York

You said: "They're not their best pitching prospects."
The tweet says: "The Mets' No. 4 prospect"

You see, when you include an extra adjective (in this case, the word "pitching") it narrows down the field of data you're listing. Number 4 prospect, number 1 pitching prospect.

Thor to the Yea Forumsstros!

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They are the Mets two top pitching prospects. But only 4th and 6th overall, you fucking retard.

>This trade
>Directly helping out all the contenders in the process

Thanks GM Super-agent.

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ohhh ok. Gotcha

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Aren't you paying attention? The Mets hahahahahaha are hahahahahahahaha buyers hahahahaha Oh God hahahahaha My sides hahahahahahahahaha

Houspie doesn't watch or follow baseball.

Apparently not.

Blue Jays make both New York fanbases seeth with one trade

too busy falseflagging to pay attention

this just in : the two prospects in the Jays trade announce simultaneously they need Super Tommy John surgery and will be out at least until the 2023-24 season

Braves are pursuing relief pitchers now, Mests taking the ace starters away from other teams that are actually competing only helps the Braves

You're memeing the wrong way idiot
Backwards fucking country

jays asked for torres and garcia for stroman. what did you want him to do? accept that trade?

Sigh.... eh.... ugh.... eh...

Just when you thought the Mets couldn't be any more retarded.

>Yaks
>Mest

>Yaks
>Mest

thats actually reasonable for a proven elite 28 year old playoff pitcher though, I would have asked for another player back as well desu

I just found out about who they asked for by this post of yours, but I'm frustrated by cash's lack of getting decent pitchers in the last few seasons. it's whatevers, no world series this year.

Is this a good trade for the Jays?

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100 loss season coming right up senpaitachi

should get some nice picks in the draft too

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no, its not reasonable. if it was reasonable you wouldve seen Conforto go to the Jays along with Kay, you leaf

No, but it's funny that the Mets are buyers. Jays got fleeced pretty badly.

Yes.

>a team that's 11 games out traded their top 2 pitching prospects for a rental.

How many teams did this one trade just screw over? I feel like at least half the league is now in a seeth!

Apparently all you need to do is jingle keys in front of the Blow Gays and they cough up proven postseason talent.
This trade is a win for /mlb/ above anyone else.

The Giants just won another series, bros...

I think after this trade that Brodie Waggy can be declared an honorary member of the New York Yankees team.

Never have I seen a more incompetent owner fuck over his own team's future at such a regular basis like this. Marcus Stroman slides into the only position that they already has an excess of talent at

HAHAHA THEY DIDN'T EVEN NEED STARTING PITCHING

this trade in no way benefits the yankees
now the best pitcher the yankees can add to their rotation is robbie ray lol

red sox are winning another eries

...

APOLOGIZE

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Fuck off Houspie

>General
>Edition
No

fucking cringe

it doesn't benefit the yankees, it blows up the mets, the Yankees biggest rival

Can MLB officially investigate the Wilpons after this?

Conforto doesn't have enough control left for Toronto. They are trying to peddle to their fans that they need to build around Vlad Jr and so they need players who around his age. It's a half truth because what they really mean is they want players who aren't in arbitration.

Reminder that the Boston Red Sox are missing the playoffs in 2029

i said conforto but i meant alonso, my mistake