Official UFC 240 Gamethread #4

>Main card (ESPN+ PPV at 10 p.m. ET)

Max Holloway vs. Frankie Edgar

Cris Cyborg vs. Felicia Spencer

Geoff Neal vs. Niko Price

Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. Arman Tsarukyan

Marc-Andre Barriault vs. Krzysztof Jotko (live blog)

>Undercard

Viviane Araujo def. Alexis Davis via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)

Hakeem Dawodu def. Yoshinori Horie via third-round TKO (4:09) | Watch finish

Gavin Tucker def. Seung Woo Choi via submission (RNC) (R3, 3:17)

Deiveson Figueiredo def. Alexandre Pantoja via UD (30-27 x3)

Gillian Robertson def. Sarah Frota via second-round TKO (4:13)

Erik Koch def. Kyle Stewart via UD (30-27, 29-28 x2)

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ass > tits

Schaub

What the fuck are you doing with these threads Yea Forums this is fucking embarrassing

This has gotta be one of the worst fights on a PPV since the last cm punk fight

Fookin leaf trash. Hope the Polak kills him.

real good fight boys....

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Holloway coming into the arena looking like absolute shit, I wouldn't be surprised if that weird episode he had where everyone thought he was post-stroke returned again, looked TERRIBLE walking in. Bet everything on Edgar, imo.

Tits > Ass

for the streams

/heem/ is for ________

This is the spammer's thread. Avoid.

I prefer milk over shit but to each his own

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Schaub

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faggots

Third world opinion.

Wow thats no joke

Edgar by ko in the first for sure

Maybe that gay jacket gave him AIDS

Absolute p..peach of a main card opener

We both know you're full of crap.

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Midday nap time.
Wake me up when a good fight is on, cheers.

That bitch looks like Zuul

wew Max looks like SHIT

Watch "THE FIGHT" (TM) with us on BASED STREAM dotcom!

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everyone saw his microdick

we're in here lads
you're in spammy's thread

When was this taken

Could be an act to get Edgar to be overly aggressive and blow his cardio

You literally are the spammer tho

Damn Frankie Edgar still fighting how old is he

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bunda > ass

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Is he walking with a slight limp ?

lol can I get webm of those brutal clinch knees

Smoking a bong is making this fight slightly bearable.

Fuck lads. Give it to me straight, is this the end of my boy's career tonight?

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it must be that third leg of his

haven't been watching
has jade made an appearance yet lads?

that's as erect as he can get

He is about to be Garbrandt tier

yesterday

HES HURT!!!!!!!

Not yet, I've been on high alert.

webm of those 3 big slams i think 2 of them were piledrivers?

Faggot leaf takedown defense is just eye rakes

ZZZZzzzz

His jacket hurts my head

Does Jotko have fucking Vegeta on his left arm!?

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W O O O

my headphones are fucking up and all i can hear is a tinny whine and the sounds of the fight (ie the corners shouting, the crowd booing, herb dean, the sounds of the punches etc) but i cant hear the commentary
should i lust leave it as it is

wow are you saying there is a community BASED enough to livestream this terrific event! BASED

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Cut both these faggots

Cut both these faggots after that shitshow.

>thread wars

WHITE BOYS CANT FIGHT

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Kino

based dub dubs
reminder, Elias was cut

that nigga got 3 pinky toes

fucking state of Canada, cant even field 5~ fighters from Alberta that the crowd would actually get behind

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Kek, we think alike fren

DUBMIND

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This is why I'm not getting excited for cards anymore, still bummed about Elias.

If by some miracle holloway loses it wont diminish him at all, itll just make Frankie look like some kind of god

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>fren

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WHY ARE THESE SHITTERS ON THE MAIN CARD?

Based judges keeping the pics alive

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kek aldo sucks

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:)

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It'll diminish his remaining IQ points

lol can the aussie webm bro capture when the moustache midget drops and catches his hat like a fucking BASEDLORD please (during the post fight photo)

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are there alot of sexy asians in canada? wouldn't mind some yellow soles in my mouth

They need to start deducting points for stalling. That would put an end to this bullshit.

Lol IPAs are for soys

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based volk, plugging his next event even though theres no audio

where's that user that said Barriault was going to heem picks now

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>are there a lot of asians in canada
Really made me think.

lmfao ok nigger.

Give the umpire a cowprod to poke fighters when they're being boring

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>spic
>thinking
lol based

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there is a bunch, i date them exclusively

i thought that beer was called GOLF

LOL

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he should be fighting today instead of fcankie

do they speak french?
that would be fucking hot

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Kek. Turn on the electric fence if they hold for more than 10 seconds

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Based as fuck

8/10

kek thanks

>an asian leaf dates other asian leafs
makes sense

MASHALLAH

you're in the spammer's thread lads

google sharon lee

>Armenian

I thought the turks killed all those people?

What the fuck why does Georgia get its own flag!?

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I'm in your thread, but I made this one and I know you're the spammer. It's okay, it can be our little secret.

ehh, some can. Some barely speak English which can be cute. It's bretty good when they can speak *rench

allahalllahlllahalllamudullah

Romero Costa is going to be epic.

I'm glad they didn't!

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there are a tonne of WMAF couples here

I saw one of the sexiest asians in my whole life today and she looks like at that level, in a tight black dress perfect hourglass curves going on but some guy who literally looked like he magically apparated from the texts of Reddit itself was with her with a onions beard.

kim karshian and cher (sarkeesian) are both armenian

We need to encourage them to have more children. Need more hafus.

yup, used to date them exclusively and it was great. If gf and I split then I'll be back to fuggin Asians

I just realized all these UFC bigwigs had to go to Edmonton for this fight

max kek default

Is this not leaf guy a fucking allahu ackbar?

Obnoxious Adolescent Mustache

2bh oil patch money means there are places for wealthy people to go

ehhhh I dont think so. I was (and kinda still am) really attracted to Asian girls but the idea of a half-asian son disgusts me. they rarely turn out looking okay or having a coherent sense of identity. this one hapa I knew was into nazis and shit....the girls turn out cute though

>australia

>but the idea of a half-asian son disgusts me.
lmao based as FUCK!

I don't doubt it. Mostly WMWF around me, to each his own though.

OAM getting wrestlefucked is cool

Went to an international school so knew a lot of them. That's probably the best environment for them since they see both sides and ones like themselves. At worst, hafus are a necessary step towards high tier quarter-asians like Petr Yan.

They turn into mentally unstable, insecure fuckups like that one Eurasian Tiger faggot who spammed Cuck/blacked threads for years on pretty much every board.

cancer

good on the frog for staying out of any dead-end holds, he's gotta hit hard and more if he wants to win though

and lets not forget the Supreme Gentleman (tho he was half Malay)

What if we make a colony just for eurasians?

i hate muslims

This was unironically the reason why I didn't wanna marry my ex gf. She was hot as fuck but I want a strong son and no daughters, a hafu daughter wouldn't be fun to raise.

KNEE TO THE FACE

Petr Yan is Russian though. I feel like Slavs (and Russians in particular) are close enough to Asia to make passable offspring (like GGG), some even have Mongol blood from centuries past

Kazakhstan?

cringe

BASED

Everyone who’s not a Muslim or a brainwashed librul does.

Checked

Armenians are literally white and christian drumpftard

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checked and basedpilled
what does that have to do with hating muslims?

>Circle K sponsorship on the ring-wall posts

wtf, do those things event exist outside of Hong Kong?

they're not white but they are Caucasian

Armenians are the greasiest people on the planet.

Ace stream anyone?

We have Circle Ks all over here, m8. A bunch of the old Beckers and Macs got turned into Circle Ks a few years back.

yeah

They are the second most powerful race

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I assumed that user was talking about tsurakyan if not then abosolutely basepilled

Circle K is in every town in Canada, Now, post Hong Kong QT's or I'll heem you all the way back there.

Don't be a smart ass

What a shit card

Who thought this was a good idea to put these bums on the main

>mfw Circle K is based in Canada

very strange, we have like one here in New China and nowhere else in B.C.

I fucked a qt Filipina a couple weeks back. Short with a big ass and nice tits. Was breddy gud.

lmfao I did too

Weird. There’s like 4 within a km of me (downtown Toronto).

Was she powerful

10 years ago, coach James Luhrsen gave Brian Ortega a choice. Continue fighting for his life, in the streets of LA, or fight for gold-and his community-in the Octagon. Today, as a top-ranked UFC featherweight, Ortega uses the fighting spirit that he learned from his coach to inspire others like him to fight for something better.

your winner by SP...Unanimous decision

Her mouth sure was. Goddamn, girl had some suction!

Best card in years. If you don't agree you're a casual.

Definitely an interesting story that's for sure.

we're in here lads

>girl

i need a bunda on my tongue

No, we're not.

Is OAM a bum for losing to a 22 year old?

>tfw work monday morning
>desperately need to stay awake for the rest of tonight and tomorrow so i fix my sleeping habit and don't go into wageslavery as a zombie
>about to go into a coma from this event

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Mmm, any pics?

Yes, that was horrid.

Kek sick of this

Fuck Canada

Can you fucking high schoolers stop fighting about who gets to make the thread

Jannies should do their ''''''job''''' and delete all these wrong repeated /heem/ threads and leave one

Based

I gotta 'gree witchu on this 1 b, Dicey dicey!

Please MMA Gods give us a KO in this fight!

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Can the UFC please stop telling us the RDA has great cardio/is a great pressure fighter? He wilts the second you pressure him. Literally all you have to do to beat RDA is move forward and threaten him with stuff.

SAVE US NEAL
SAVE US PRICE

>Jim Miller vs Clay Guida co-main
oh fuq

Dude you have a fucking problem. Shut the fuck up

FUCK THIS CARD
FUCK CANADA
FUCK NIGGERS

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Based

This. Not even a real country.

Just got home from the beach. How have the fights been?

BTW this fag in the middle of my pic was yelling portugese into his phone til some dude told him to shut the fuck up and basically mogged him. The dude put his phone away, packed up his shit, and shuffled off looking defeated.

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Hope this nog KOs this goofy hillbilly.

this desu senpai

we are here

You're severely autistic.

Race war NOW!

Spoiler: the wh*toid gets heemed.

THIS CARD IS SO FUCKING TRASH AHGH

they have been doo doo

>sweden prefers dicks on his tongue
can't make it up

no we aren't spammer

MAGA!

Nope. I’m a boomer, so I don’t do the whole nudes thing you kids are doing nowadays.

Neal wins

Can you stop blogging? No one cares

this should be a banger

Let's go Price knock this guy out

Enjoy your estrogen boost faggots

>American flag beach towel
Truely the memest of countries

A lot of pressure fighters look like shit if you outpressure / overbully them though. I know from personal experience when I 29-28'd my big sister at an Australia Day BBQ five years ago.

shut up fatty

>stupid rap music
>it's the cracker from Florida not the black

> the wh*toid gets heemed.
you wish, nazi faggot.

FORECAST SAYS 100% CHANCE OF A HEEEEEEEEM

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in here lads
you're in the spammer's thread

How old was she?

It's quote obvious at this point that you're the spammer.

HEEM TIME

SHUT THE FUCK UP MEGAN

You're doing men all over the world a disservice with this shit. Shrinkage does happen. Under near life threatening dehydration, the anxiety of making weight in a championship fight, we've got to give Max the benefit of the doubt.

If YOU were caught pants down when your penis was at its worst, you'd want the same courtesy.

This. Beer is for semen slurping hipsters and boomers with gyno.

what the fuck is Nikos problem?

>Einstok
Mein negger. Try their Wee Heavy

I think that Samman's spirit went into Price's body when he died.

The only way Edgar wins this fight is if holloway is sick from weight cutting

Fuck you

Are you sure it was Portuguese? Maybe he was choking and was trying to call 911.

god I hope Holloway dies in front of his son

redneck hick genetics

Lulz they should let Edger win so Ortega can kill him again, this time for the belt.

Losing to the goats in Khabib, Usman and Edwards doesn't dissprove that. He dominated Kevin Lee and was robbed against Colby and Ferguson.

I do agree with you but that was more than shrinkage, it looked like half a french fry but I do feel bad everyone saw his piece at a vulnerable time it's not like we can control our dick size it's just unfortunate really

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After this fight is Cyborg vs Spencer, then after that is Holloway vs Edgar. Change my mind.

Colby won 4-1 RDA is a low key can

Spammy is a faggot

Fuck YOU retard. Go dive in the water and drown yourself.

joe litearlly stopped himself saying athleticism then to describe a black fighter LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

His trainers look like NOCs standing there behind em

I think 21. I dunno, I didn’t pay much attention to what she was saying. I live near Ryerson University, I think she’s a student there. She works at a restaurant I go to a lot. That’s how I met her.

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Canada, fuck, I love it

I'm right here

based, people here are too pussy to even tell homeless people to stop their schizo muttering at Mcdonalds

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Let's go Niko

Anybody got that hammerfist KO

is that a trap

have sex, incel

Fuck you this is Volkanovski''s time. He's going to smash this division then move up 3 weight classes by eating nothing but meatpies.

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RDA is just a gatekeeper, he's not a can though.

but I said GOD

Max isn’t small, he was just cutting dick.

>walking out to based Fiddy

Ortega would beat him bro.

Dicklets, you will watch your savior get humiliated and beaten down by a big dicked WOP.

sad guy

nope

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>The Real Deal Handz of Steel Nigger for Real
TKO rd 2

How's your sisters brapper?

>a black texan
wtf Trump?

remember lads, if you believe in yourself you can achieve anything

cejudo should get the title shot

>that black ring girl
desire to BLEACH intensifies

10 years ago, coach James Luhrsen gave Brian Ortega a choice. Continue fighting for his life, in the streets of LA, or fight for gold-and his community-in the Octagon. Today, as a top-ranked UFC featherweight, Ortega uses the fighting spirit that he learned from his coach to inspire others like him to fight for something better.

Price about to save this card

The nignog is going to fuck this other dude, right?

How did you transition that into sex?

If there's no heem then I'm gonna fap to big tit Asian lesbians.

Based and redpilled

>CUMPUTAH

ehh, that ring girl was fugly

he looks so drunk, why is his mouth half open? and his eyes are are darting around weirdly.

Colby did nothing but hold him against the cage, in Bellator that would've been 4-1 for RDA.

Volkanovski will steamroll him while he tries to do his gay noodle arm leg gay shit

Lulz you ever been to Dallas?

He's actually not even a hood rat black, he looks like an Oreo.

joe is already slobbering on this nignog's dick

this turning into blacked.com real quick

Homo erectus

you just posted cringe bro

It's quite amazing.

I really believe Owen Benjamin when he says Rogan is a fag.

>HEAD MOWVEMENT
heh, Texas boy bout to wreck this fool.

DO IT FOR BALTIMORE THE NICEST CITY IN THE WORLD!

WOOOOOOO

did TJ lose his Toyo sponsorship?

Owen Benjamin said everyone is gay.

lmao owen benjewmin calling others gay is rich when his dad is a faggot, and owen himself is a jewish faggot also

>all those woos
Based arena. What city is this? Ottawa?

CRACKed that fucking turd

Owen said that? What a scumbag. Joe was nothing but kind to him

lol fuck that Battlefield Earth looking extra

DOUBKE HEEM

WHITE POWER
WHITE POWER
WHITE POWER
WHITE POWER

Owen despises Rogan nowadays.

DOUBLE HEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Was awesome for like... 0.3 secs

BLACKS BTFO

Based

Is there a black fighter Joe doesn’t suck off?
Is he UFC’s Max Kellerman?

ALMOST A DOUBLE HEEM

Why is this fag allowed to eye rake what is this pro wrasslin now cuz Cali faggots and Disney own UFC?

BLACKED

AND

BLEACHED

SIMULTANEOUSLY

Lmao Price's grappling is so bad.

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HOLY SHIT BASED FUCKING NIKO

>TERRIBLE FOR NIKO
>he is out of the positions milliseconds later
Im going to fucking murder you Joe

ALMOST DOUBLE HEEM

HEEM HEEMY

he's fine, must have just drifted off when that video was taken

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wow Joe rogan is such a FUCKING cuck faggot

Wait are these guys unranked? This card is so fucking bad.

Niko's fights are always weird in the best way

DOUBLE HEEM

I just used to flirt with her all the time. She would always hang near my table and chat with me between serving other tables, so I figured she was into me. One time, she complimented my cologne (which, in my experience, girls usually use an an excuse to talk to a guy she likes), so I just asked if she wanted to come over for a drink after her shift sometime.

Not super hard once you’ve got a girl at your place and she’s got a drink or two in her.

>he's not very strong
jej niko getting bullied

Ahem

We need a webm of that double knockdown.

I wanna see this white boy on BLACKED

guys, could you heem mini blessed?

>that double whammy-to-ground war

basé

Edmonton. the Dallas of Canada

Ottawa would be waaay too quiet, its full of old people, government employees, and Arabs

Does Joe even understand what's happening in front of him anymore?

Owen has lost his mind, he's sperged out and gone stormfag.

Who won?

decent takedown defense at least

The official thread theme of the U F C
youtube.com/watch?v=Yy-6NE2hDqc

the fans

His cuckoldry has been getting so much worse, affecting his commentary...it's disgusting

how long do we have to slip before rogan makes some offside remark about a black dude he likes? you know those black dudes are just SO explosive and have HUGE cocks so you know they have odds in their favour when they fight a white boy

Jealousy’s an ugly thing.

Nope

>everyone can watch a slow mo replay a million times to see what happened
>except the judges

WTF IS NIKO DOING

I remember before the first Aldo fight everyone said he was limping as well

I like Edmonton now.

SPICE SPICE SPICE

spicy

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nick fuentes ended him

Heh, now THIS is a banger

You should hear the podcast.

no i don't have it in me

lowkey spicy banger

You gotta justify the corrupt and retarded decisions somehow.

Illegal wild headbutt gets the knockdown

>Kellerman
Kek
Killed by James Hammer Butler

Who is famous for a dirty punch after a fight he lost to a guy.

He was dead since 12 October 2004. The investigation revealed James to be the likely killer and he was arrested on 27 October 2004.
He had hit Sam repeatedly on the head and torched his body to cover up the crime. On 27 March he pleaded guilty of voluntary manslaughter and arson and on 5 April the same year, he was served 29 years and four months in jail as a sentence.

HOLY SHIT

so it was the kick more than anything that had neal wobbly

interesting

Why do they even let Whites fight in these things? Constantly getting beat the fuck up, it's just embarrassing.

TEXAS MOTHER FUCKERS

Late stoppage and everything. He was not defending

SHIT STOPPAGE-Y

THEY'RE RUINING THE SPORT

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Georgia and Texas are special, fag

That fight ruled

PASS I NEED YOU TO PASSS

SHIT STOPPAGE BIG DANS A FUCKIN BITCH

>getting finished by gnp in your guard

>Joe in full OOHHHH STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIIIIIIGHT MODE when price landed literally any shot
I fucking hate you

it was another fluke loss you retard.

Wrong Kellerman, retard.

>one armed rnc without the hooks in
Srsly, Joe Rogan is a fucking idiot lately. prolly doesnt even trane anymore

Nigga u dumb

garbage stoppage. refs are stopping fights to early lately.

he did fucking fantastic you fag. better then any spic or mystery meat nigger

wtf miragliotta. he was fine

Bad stoppage, Niko wasn't going to win that regardless tho

>corner screaming pass while their fighter is winning
what a goof

Actually respectable fight? Damn

Thats the earliest of ever seen tan Dan stop a fight

you're a fucking idiot if you think that was a bad stoppage

He's hurt! He's hurt! WOW!!! OH!!!! HE'S HURT!!

he hasnt rolled in a long time bc of back issues iirc

Told you niggers. Neal heems masvidal

>Black man beats whitey
WOW, what a surprising result!

>arms flailing with no purpose
>guy completely exhausted not defending
The fight was over my guys

Soon to be California :)

Joe is on autopilot. He's a living machine.

SEMEN

SLURPING

he was getting fucking battered.

what left hand was joe even fucking talking about

this fool is literally blind

Was it a headbutt that rocked Neal?

>landing big shots
>shots to the arm

fuck the mrgrgrgrgrglgll

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Joe needs to be taken out to pasture.

good fight, unclimactic finish. Neal had that locked down

as i said, refs killing the sport

>Boomer
>Not super hard
I bet

>prolly doesnt even trane anymore
If you listen to the podcast he says his whole body is basically destroyed from BJJ + his crazy workouts, shoulders knees he's a mess

it was a fluke you nazi faggot.

>BLACK BVLL destroys wh*Te """man"""
nothing new

to be fair Niko was getting fucked up, he was going to get stopped sooner or later

Wake up Frankie

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he's a can
Nico just happened to be the bigger can

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why don't you like Joe Rogan Heem? What did he do?

Based Oreo Texas black

>they pay me to shout these catch phrases shit 12 times a year

This card and the last one are legitimately two of the worst I've ever seen.

this is one of the better stoppages we have had in like a month.

This little guy was in the NFL?

more the fact that he got his toes stuck in the crease of the mat/cage

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the one that you see in the webm? are you fuckin blind ya goofball

>he did fucking fantastic you fag.
>loses
Is this common White cope?

I’m not THAT old, m8.

Still, it's hard for me to understand how he could think it was that bad of a position for Niko despite being a black belt

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Speak for yourself gimp.

max is shockingly ugly

He's turned into a complete cuck in recent years.

Who should I put a fiver on Edgar or Spencer?

Spencer a cute!

maggot dick motherfucker

very canadian moment

Joe is SALAVATING for the BBC

Cumskins need to stick to golf and swimming.

the jews
the fucking jews
they charge you for a card and send the referees to stop the fights early so there's more room for ads

Kek

theyre both gonna lose

Tfw picks still alive

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my chunky waifu finna get permasheemed. feels bad bros

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Neil has a cool style too
Texas brah!
KO and a good fight finally fuck

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>the stoppage looks even worse in the replay.

I put 50 shells on edgar and cyborg

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>He's HURT!
Literally nothing happened

damn felicia looks like shit

I swear every fight there's at least one "le early stoppage" retard who wants to see fighters get brain damage

>Wrong Kellerman, retard.
It's his brother, retard.

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>tf
>tp
Based Argiebro

Just one more fight.......

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Should I feel bad for wanking over the thought of sucking the last cock that entered Cyborg's boi pussy?

GOD I HOPE HOLLOWAY GETS A CARDIAC ARREST IN FRONT OF HIS CHILD

Same. Maybe he just has won in general lel

>pick all the favorites
>win

Like I said no idea why we did picks. No favorite is losing tonight on the main card.

Hes just glad he could fight. God bless niko price.

Lol imagine the smell of joe's cock right now

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What was he laughing at?

yeah i agree that was retarded

edgar is gonna ruin your night

I never thought I'd find Dan to be anything other than abhorrent, huh.

What a based lad

cash out, max going to get heemed in under 2 rounds lmao

howd you feel when Neal got g-g-g-g-g-gadooshed

Can't fault the guy for trying lel

can someone shop a 80s post credit font on it. Like Full House style?

Price raised his arm like he won

j jonah jameson

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I hope this fatty KOs the tranny Brazilian.

>not imagining the smell of Cyborg's cock
Degenerate

Heem is love
Heem is life

Edgar by submission is the bet.

god

cash out bruv

She's fer sure got those hands, b.

holy fuck lightening hands. maybe, dare i say it, she could outbox ronda.

holy fuck lads... Felicia Spencer looks like Joanna if she gained like 50lbs

Felicia is exactly my type, thick brunettes bros.

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>Hating on big Dan.

Absolutely haram.

I wish I could take a mortgage out and put it all on cyborg

here comes the cow

Nope. Max is not losing to a 37 year old washed up Edgar.

This is the best thing I've ever read. I have a 7" dick when erect but if I'm doing cardio in the heat my dick is like an inch long almost inside my body. Heed this mans words folks

>betting that much on a three-fight parlay

Never thought I'd see a male tramp stamp worse than Baroni's

is the pad guy one of those homosexuals ive been hearin about?

IT'S BIG GIRL SEASON

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AND SHES WEARING A FUCKING SHIRT

i really dont want to watch this

implying joanna isn't perfect as is

WE WILL

WE WILL

SHEEM YOU

lmao

based, it's a shame she never wears the skin tight booty shorts or post bunda pics on ig

WE ARE WE ARE WALLMART

>OCTAGON CRUST

would you rather nibble Cyborg's clit or suck the blessed out of Max's micro penis unironic question btw

I'm tired, cold, my back hurts and I have to work in the morning
when is the fucking main event

oh, I noticed

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She's kind of cute. She's about to fucking die sadly

spencer already looks unfomfortable about her shirt
cyborg ko in 1st

Why do women always come out to the worst music?

Classic Tan Dan
youtube.com/watch?v=8U1Ux7YFrAk

i'd fuck this jew bloody

>steals flag 20 dollar flag.

Brazilians can't even help themselves, natural thieves

Cyborg looks like she's 56yo

in here lads
Migrate

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Fuck you.

are you me?
gotta get up at 7

Because they're women.

lads I have a feeling Cyborgs about to get sheem'd

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Nunes liberated the fuck out of this tranny

Dude, that happens to all men, some more than others. It's from flight-or-fight reponse. My dick always shrinks when I workout hard. When it comes time for boner play though, I'm a hard 4.5"

ourgirl roxy walked out to face the pain

You guys realise Max is literally a blue belt right?

anyone have any good bunda pics of felicia? she isnt an ig thot like other wmma photos so im not finding much

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get in here lads

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felicia gnna get heemd by this steroidtranny

>Cris Cyborg steals your flag

what the fuck do you do?

lads over here

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this is flooding

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>that balding forehead

jerk him off

a bit rude

Not time yet

spencer looks like Johanna if could put on weight

over here lads

I swear the UFC game is the most shilled game ever. I bought a few months ago for like 13 bucks.

Cringe as fuck.

not at all

i swear if this ends up being another one sided mauling...

I know you're joshin around but do some people's dicks plump up when they're working out ? Asking for a friend

Cash out brother. I’m nervous for you

FAT GURL TAKES SOME LICKS

shes covering up dat tummy 8(

Seethe