OFFICIAL UFC 240 GAMETHREAD #2

>Main card (ESPN+ PPV at 10 p.m. ET)

Max Holloway vs. Frankie Edgar

Cris Cyborg vs. Felicia Spencer

Geoff Neal vs. Niko Price

Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. Arman Tsarukyan

Marc-Andre Barriault vs. Krzysztof Jotko

>Undercard (ESPN live now)

Alexis Davis vs. Viviane Araujo

Hakeem Dawodu vs. Yoshinori Horie

Gavin Tucker vs. Seung Woo Choi

Deiveson Figueiredo def. Alexandre Pantoja via UD (30-27 x3)

Gillian Robertson def. Sarah Frota via second-round TKO (4:13)

Erik Koch def. Kyle Stewart via UD (30-27, 29-28 x2)

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Schaub

Your favorite female fighter?

is this?

CHING CHENG CHONG CHI

This thread has the updated results.

First for Korean Salmon

Tucker winning the story of this fight

It's close between Valentina Shevchenko and Amanda Nunes.

Lanklets BTFO
This is a manlet sport now

Anyone noticed the shorter fighter has been riding out clinching wins on the taller fighters now

Why do leafs make ghost sounds? Do they actually shitpost irl?

i want to see this dude heemed just because of alll those tattoos

They’re just that horrified at the sight of violence

10-9 Tucker

THIS GUY IS A CHAD!

10-9

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problematic that heem chooses the thread made second

This hilarious post was meant to quote another one, fuck it

tucker wins the decision

The man called Sting takes this

why did you even post this in an MMA thread

Tucker is a little small for this weight class, it showed in his last fight.

Joe Rogan vs Owen Benjamin in a fight who takes it?

>Takes you down and does nothing
Heh nothing personal Choi

that is probably the most sucessful gameplan against longer taller people

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i mean this is fucking FW and this dude is fucking 6'0 lol

Nick Fuentes

>spinning shit

>that spin
LMAO webm please

cant tell if chois eyes are busted of if thats just how they look kek

Why are blacks so good at MMA? I bet that In five years or so there will be no white champions.

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when will lanklets learn

Ohhhh that's a naughty knee

BASED GODDARD

Schevchenks is the caz answer but also the only correct one

Goddard is a fag

FUCKING BASED. CHEATERS BTFO.

Refs need to take points more regularly tbqh

getting wrestlefucked the whole match

>wrestler that does zero damage and just grapples for points
the literal worst mma archetype

There's usually 3 or 4 people who just post unrelated stuff and aren't actually watching the event, they're pretty obvious once you notice the pattern.

Based GODdard

Which thread will heem the other ?!?!

how do you even counter wrestling

Boston won the story.
Was robbed, too.
Early stoppage.
Future GOAT.

they're the ones stupid and poor enough to fight for a living.

P-pls explain..

you are obsessed with this thought

Unironically by wrestling.

you can see this gook is going nowhere in this division

Rubber guard

TDD

Good TDD and timing. Punish failed takedown attempts.

oh boy I can't wait for ANOTHER decision!!!!!!!

They'll all be from the Muslim parts of Russia.

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gook heems cucknadian third round

Jorge Masvidal

to make a choice, all you need is to think:
"Who would win in a fight?"

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Please..
>The return of Cruz
>Zabit
>khabib
>colby our boy
>Bobby knuckles
>johnny walker
>stipe

lmfaoooo good one bro! hahahah that was hilarious.

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22°C and cooling down for evening in beautiful Vancouver...

easy to dress for the cold, impossible to dress for heat, tho.
doesn't get very cold in Vancouver, though most years we get a few days of snow around Christmas.
How do you people celebrate Christmas without snow...or cold/cool...or evergreens...or Santa...or chickadees...or Jesus?

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A hard nosed grinder imposing his will on his opponent for 15 grueling minutes is the true MMA experience.

by not being a bum

Any idea why we couldn't see it?

>having to lay and pray an asian fighter because you have no striking or submission threat and STILL doing a poor job of it
Just fucking pathetic. Manlets need to be holocausted.

OHMYGAWD HE GOT PUNCHED STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT

imagine if Choi wins this fight with the power of kpop

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Holy fuck, long as fuck fence grab.

Why's the gook keep engaging the wrestling REEEEEEEEE

Nice fence grab m8

Heem Tappy

>asians

rogan just gets worse by the pay per view

JUSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT

this wallgrind stuff is dreadful to watch

t-t-t-t-tappy

Fuck gavin tucker, another boring canadian backpack fighter.

Chink tappy

i like the ref jumping back and forth over the fighters

>asians being cans

nothing new here

Looks like those padded shorts that give you a fake bunda.

what the fuck is wrong with asians

fuck this cheating can

there is literally no reason not to grab the fence to get out of a bad position.

>submission
who gives a fuck

>100% sure he just heemd
>yet keeps throwing punches
>proceeds to taunt a vegetable
who is this cunt?

Choi was Gus like in his grappling defense Joe

Are there any non can chinks outside of fixed fights in japan?

Next fight will be a banger Hakeem about to kill a nigga

HIS THUMB WAS UP
WHAT THE FUCK REF?!?!?!?

Lets just fucking get rid of the cage already.

Why are asians such shit in the UFC? This dood for 2 rounds gets out wrestled and then in the 3rd decides he will just keep on trying to out grapple instead of separating to try and throw some strikes. What a boring fight.

That was actually kind of impressive

>another asian guy in the next fight

will he keep the asian being cans meme alive too?

imagine being this much of a casual

Everyone but you.

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Lyoto Machida back in his heyday

You have the most atrocious taste, lad. Here's to you.

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song yadong

Commentators are sucking the ref's dick down here

HEEM TAPPY

He tapped.

Is Felicia Spencer's fiancee a cuck?

choi's feet were just way too slow in scrambles and against the fence. he had lots of opportunities to get out of bad positions but his feet just remained stationary.

>doubting jiu jitsu

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dooho choi
korean zombie
song yadong

he's not even full asian tho kek

Cazzie retard.

He'll be back

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Not about taste caz, it's about the heems

cHHecked and underrated

lets add a plexiglass octagon

*flashes back to the Tito era*

>Asian """""men"""""
Put them in the women's division and make it fair.

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Machida is half hue. His dominant hue genes overpowered the Asian genes.

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Betting on niggers and against chinks is literally printing money

Goddards the only good ref in this shit buisness

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Because ufc is aggressively trying to push cans in order to compete in the Asian market

hes a big guy too

>Shilling Conor McGregor

For what purpose

what a surprise this can faggot trains at canstar

Gavin 'penis' Tucker

I'm sorry but racism isn't allowed on /heem/, you'll have to leave now.

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HACKEEM DOODOO

jesus Joe really can't pronounce any surnames can he

Yeah, I'm only here when I have nothing else to do and nothing else to watch, now who's the cunt?

can't believe this card is a pay per view

Then you REALLY picked an odd lot.

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but what if Jamal was Asian?

he's fkn dogshit and everytime i see him I want our Lord and Saviour Conor Mcgregor to enter the cage and slap him

there is currently no white MALE champions
>mexican
>mexican
>islander
>muslim
>nigerian
>kiwi islander
>GOAT JONES
>daniel "daniel cormier"cormier

wow canadians look like that?!

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>beer and tomato sauce

Prime machida, now THERE was a fighter...

he wasn't even that impressive with his striking too, dude has enormous height and reach and can't even do it properly

Think that guy owns a nintendo switch?

fuck off back to /pol/, kid

He's a dumbass for trying to kick Conor out of the cage to be honest
If a mega star wants to celebrate with his teammate in your b-list fed you let him

Wow the Asian can brought in for the next fight literally doesn't have a win against a fighter who has a top 150 win...why is this allowed?

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Please don't rip off Schaub

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*looks up felicia spencer*

Wtf I want her to kill me and bury me

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>daniel cormier isn't white

lads, we need him to save the asian mma scene internationally

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Eh they're all potential/current champs

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>covington isnt the 170 champ

there is currently no white MALE champions
>mexican
>mexican
>islander
>muslim
>nigerian
>kiwi islander
>GOAT JONES
>daniel "daniel cormier"cormier

>Dawodu Sandstorm

reach advantage = cutbabby

The guy at the very beginning on the far right likely does

Asians BTFO again

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Binland

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Jones isn't a cutbaby

Canadian's are colours, bigot

conor nut huggers comin out of the woodwork

colpy will get smashed by masvidal, lawler or usman

>kiwi islander

you conveniently missed his other half

are you 12?
lol
wtf?

this japanese dude is another can right

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Prime Gonzaga, now THERE was a fighter

Kinda looks like a fat Lauren Phoenix.

WSOF vs Pancrase, here we go.

He can't

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I want to MURDER the faggot in the Ring commercial

70% of uk ads are about football

>race traitor
Asian betting against other Asians.

>WGU women and scum minorities are taking over

Nice ads.

you are your fathers seed
ALSO YOUR A BRIT LMAO

All Asians are cans, just like ethnic Russians.

actually, same

Conor is being a babby on twitter again.

twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1155283461051158533

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It's good pr to have a mainstream star make an appearance at your event, ya goofballs.
There was no good reason to kick him out of the cage.

based

>bulju

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Rooting for the nigger fuck weebs

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>Kareem Dindu vs Bingbong Literalwho

Based

Paige Vanzant: i'm sexy and i know it

I think you'd be surprised

>The burglars are white

I'm shocked by these ESPN ads.

hakheem niger vs bbobobboo

That's one ugly human being

his father is white, mutt

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Can someone post the max Holloway weigh in of his micro dick

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hm yeah this is based

literally all of this japanese dude's wins are against turbocans with like 6-10 records

HOLY FUCK... I JUST REALIZED I'VE NEVER SEEN A JAP BEAT A BLACK GUY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE... AND I DOUBT THIS NIP WILL WIN

based blacksplosive fight

Anyone has the Robertson - Frota webms?

dawodu did 911

Imagine being such a worthless can that you start to brag about your own cheating.

When does the main card start?

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i'm pulling up for Goku this fight

>Darth Choke

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HOLY SHIT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

youtube.com/watch?v=cTQTQyz04R4

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how would he do in the UFC?

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N

put a heavy bet on the nigger now the nip will win

easy money to bet against all the Asians on any card

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>Nickname is "Mean"
>Le Angry Face during introductions
Kek, what an unlikable goof.

What the fuck is this Asian Conor Mcgregor

i remember Horiguchi beating a black guy

niggers am I right boys? lol

Has Rogan's commentary gotten worse recently or have I just gotten better at watching fights? I swear I'm catching Rogan saying way more dumb shit recently

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He'd end the Jones and wrestling meme

fight out of SBG

slant blast gym

Yes

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Slow comfy thread here

This asian is knocking this negro all over
also I thought I had a long reach, I'm 5'7" with a 6' reach, this guy is 5'8" with a 6'2" reach, damn

rogan was always a retard
tune him out

>there is currently no white MALE champion
>daniel "daniel cormier"cormier
Cormier is male.

Kek he kneed Khabib hoping Herb would give him a break by checking on Khabibs eye the absolute state

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why did you stop replying to me faggot? remember your nigger footballers chimping out against England?

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Cormier would wrestle him 'till he gassed out all his chi

What are those things on Dawodu's back?

this dude will be so gassed in the 2nd round

is /heem/ dead?

IMAGINE GETTING BULLIED BY AN ASIAN FROM TOKYO LMAO

webm of Horie's knockdowns in round 1?
specially last one i dont think it was a punch but a karate takedown

It's you, he's the same

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fuck this liplet

I bet you refer to your dicklet in the same way

called it

Split threads because autism

everyone's just gone back to the usual repetitive arguments, 4channel is pretty miserable these days

dried cum

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*walks towards you*

I'm gassed just watching him

hes a diffrent colombian cabron

kek, are there more colombians in this thread? I just arrived m90

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pretty much

Ironically with more mma we are getting slower threads than back when mma wasn't as popular

lads this is a bit of a bore i'll be honest

Blacks are the present, Asians are the future

The Japanese guy literally does 2 things: it's either right hook or straight right. In both cases he puts his head low

imagine people care about tiramisu or mcnugget instead of the real champ

Yoshi Poirier is based

what part of canada is dawodu from?

hapas are hapa, not white. deal with it.

that gameplan is some hajime no ippo shit

plugs

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and i forgot to add you are a worthless scum

the thought of that food digesting in her belly gets me rock fucking hard

I WILL HEEM THE SHIT OUT OF YaLL, SONS

The french bit

what part of Dawodu's dick does Joe NOT have in his mouth??

Here's the last one.

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>A crowd of white Canadians hoots and hollers like Natives while watching their black countryman fight a Japanese man

What a world

I mean, have fucking sex

yes lol

based we get this still on fox sports LOL

lolwut? Conor is not a mainstream star.
Conor had a chance to be a mainstream star when he fought Floyd - the "whole world" was watching...but Conor shit the bed, badly, and all anyone outside the MMA world remembers is that "boxing is way better, dude; like that time Floyd clowned that UFC guy."

If you asked 100 people on the street I bet no more than 3 could name him.

Bahia

fuck asian cruz

>ddards
fuckin gas monkey shirt wtf

if I were in the octagon I would simply take advantage of his weaknesses and beat him

congolombain with a higher murder rate than syria. a country at war not with another country....but with itself. pick your rubber lips off the floor nigger

see a minute of this fight you seen all of it

NEXT

Not yet but it's in danger

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Alb*rta was never Canadian

W O O
O
O

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>le running away handsome japanese man

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this jap might be gassed bros

Im going to later after the card, try again

*dances around the ring*

How have you got it scored? I've barely been watching but I've got it 19-19


Before any of you say why am I even judging if I'm not watching, the professional judges who get paid do the same

I bet that in 200 or 300 years there won't even be any whites left.

skinny dudes fucking the hot blonde, bald guy clapping way to hard trying to look cool

LOL we still got fine women , have you seen your dick this past month fat pig

Would sprawl-and-brawl to a 5 round 48-47 war any here

He'd get subbed in the first by Dillon Danis.

this is fucking dogshit
this card is dogshit

20-18 Dustin Hoirier

honestly,,,based

old memes confirm fight fans

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put everything on the chink getting knocked out next round

Can you guys please stop posting Jade?

Every fucking time I see her I'm reminded of the prime puss I missed out on in college.

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yeah he's fucking gassed, what a stupid gameplan

*shoots for a low single on your rear leg*

based

On one hand yes on the other hand this guy is a mike tyson's punchout enemy

then leave, faggot

god i hope

god i hope she has a dick

id fuck you up so badly you faggot bitch

>he's still jumping every movement
Wtf is he thinking?

it's not our fault you lacked forsight

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Prove it

I just spotted jade in the grandstands

wanna see a KO...im a big fan of KOs to be honest

you cunts are so beyond repair. imagine seeing jade and immediately thinking 'YEAH DICK'

feisty.

what is that swirly A logo? I've seen it plenty before i cant place it

if this goes to decision, yabadoo is a can

someone post that big dick list of all the stream sites

didnt save it on my stream comp

you might be right

The shame Dawodu must feel having to go to the third round against a goofy Nip that had never even fought a 15 minute fight before

high as a kite

BLACKED

Chrissy is leagues above the rest.

tojo pls knock this guy out

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Nips

love a good heem ngl

IMAGINE BEING A JAPANESE GUY WHO HAS NO STAMINA

HAHAHHHAAHAH

GOD HAS BLESSED BY COUNTRY OF AFREEECA

WAKANDA FOREVA

You were right

This nip is getting smoked

can't think of a single nip faring well in the UFC

HEEM KICKY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

i hate niggers

That was fucking based

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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BLACKED AGAIN

Worthless chinkoid can.

...

this threads moving so slow i cant shitpost about my drug addiction and fapping habits

I believe ive seen this chink at my nearest minimarket

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

S P I SS E E

BLACKED
>BLACKED
BLACKED
>BLACKED
BLACKED
>BLACKED
BLACKED
>BLACKED
BLACKED
>BLACKED
BLACKED
>BLACKED
BLACKED
>BLACKED
BLACKED
>BLACKED
BLACKED
>BLACKED

HOLY FUCK WHAT A BANGER

zero ability to do anything whatsoever in the clinch

>betting on japs
>ever
>literally ever

holy fuck

HEEEEEM KICKYYYY

hate the nig but that chink got what he deserved for fighting like a pussy

heem retirey

YO yo yo yOOOO. This DUDE IS MEAN! WtF!!

Asian “”””””””””men”””””””””

Horiguchi?

Good fight desu

based

FELATE HIM MORE JOE

Really early stoppage but wasn't contested at all so no big issue

why are MMA chats full of cucks?

damn I bet joe loved that one

but nobody got heemed

good stoppage

>get kicked and slip down
>ref stops the fight instantly
this card is getting more shit by the fight

YOU GOTTA BREATHE WITH BOTH LUNGS KID OR YOU'RE GONNA RUN OUT OF OXYGEN!!!!

*sidesteps out of your path in your path*

when are they going to replace the old hag

what drugs?

Based.

great chin on the yellow guy. prime undercard material

it is a good night for little bear... joe rogan.

Another good fight, have we forgiven UFC yet?

This has been a really fun card so far. Fuck the casuals.

the state of japanese fighters

bump :----)

yes, seems he's never trained in the clinch

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jesus fucking christ asians achieved a can level beyond belief

It's time to ad mit, canadian mma is back

EARLY AS SHIT LET THEM BANG STUPID LEAF REF

Some user put it succinctly about 2 cards ago. MMA is now a deathmatch where the first person to get knocked down loses like during the gdr vs aspen fight

did joe actually say that?

HOBBS AND SHAW LOOKS FUN

He's got potential would feed him non stop noodles and call Don King to give him a decent trainer who can turn him into the Asian Sensation and go out to Rich Brian songs.

wtf his voice is even whiter than hockey players

how is that a good fight? 1 guy danced around for 13 minutes before gassing himself and then getting kicked in the head.

no ya moron that was not a good fight it's brainlets like you that watch 50 minutes of shit and then the last 10 minutes are good and you say the whole thing was

the chin and heart on the chink

The nip could actually have this one were he not gassing himself out on the first round

I LOVE EMITIN

All asian fighters are cans

her and Frankie definitely have a relationship

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You're retarded.

Idk man didn't seem like a bad stoppage

Asian Jamal? well this would be great if I needed some help with math

Blacks of immigrant backgrounds are doing really well in the UFC right now.

Caz

How could this colored guy not put this dood away. He wasn't even defending in the clinch really.

I knew I'd bait out some retard haha

it was but who cares, dude was gassed af and getting beaten like a child

Fuckin Urkel tier

guys got a pussy voice

Yeah, they're almost on the level of Russians. Almost.

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Korean Zombie and that one Asian guy who fought a few cards ago are good. The other 2.5 billion Asian people on planet earth are all cans though.

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Why this nig sounds like a nerdy white guy

he sounds like a white guy, nigger

that dude has the whitest voice i've ever heard

This nasally fuck is cringe as hell on the mic

This queer-voiced nog has no power.

cause most come from 4chins

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Break time boys

haha you're mentally ill and should seek help haha, you got me though bro!

why do european men have such low testosterone and are the most reddit tier men alive

Jap needs to learn how to fucking kick

Brah gucci is undoubtedly one of the best fighters on the planet, and probably all time.
The good asian fighters arent in the UFC for the most part.

Mexico city card looking good as long as we get Ortega fighting

The black man wins and you hate it. I think everyone knows why you hated it.

>speak properly.
>get called white
>speak aave
>get called a negro

i really hope Dana cuts both of these asian bums ASAP

Davis finna bout to get sheemed

Stay race obsessed /heem/

I thought it was common knowledge that white men have the highest levels of testosterone

>All other Asians are cans

G-gomen..

Note how jones gets called neither

wh*tes are pathetic

wow your seething and a nigger, it sustains me

guys Viviane shoulders look....weird
is she natty?

Never thought I'd miss Yamasaki

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He won't, he needs them for the Asian market. Sad thing is, this is the best Asians are capable of producing.

he needs to learn a lot more than just that bruv

>Herb my man he’s tryna sniff my jock strap here it’s fucking round 1. Stand this shit up.
Pussy fighter. Panic panic.
We all saw you panic shit yourself on the back of that bus.
Riddled in panic.
I might actually be the Riddler instead.

/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1155288391761715201

I swear it wasn’t always this bad

It's a trend among underaged/autistic posters.

He would have won if he could manage his movement. he should only be doing that evasion when necessary. If you do it for 10 minutes straight you won't have anything left in the tank. It's hard to run backwards than it is to go forward. Machida would stand infront of someone and only evade when they came forward.

This guy ran back the entire time until he got caught and died. Even worse he had 0 clinch game eating body shots over and over.

idk. She trains in my gym and she is huge

wonder if mcdavid is there

shutup wh*te boy your race won't exist in 50 years LOL

BASED PEDOWOOD

PUTTING OUT THEIR LITTLE FUCKTOYS ON DISPLAY WITH NO SHAME
>GOODBOYS

1980S HOLLYJEW IS BACK

Es normal..

Dana is very loyal to the old crew

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He got kyoani'd

Alexis Davis tko'd Nunes her hands must be dynamite

Saenchai would heem anyone from 135 to 155 in a stand up fight

Why are the first two fights of the PPV loser leaves town matches between literally who cans while the very first fight of the free undercard was between the #3 and #4 fighters in the world? Who sets up this shit?

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Vivianne needs to heem this DICK

Whos your favorite non-english speaking fighter?

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Yamasaki was the people's ref what are you talking about? It's just the brass and reddit thst hates him

How was your first kissing party?

How does she smell

he will pass out before then main card

even though chirping frankie and max is one of his favorite games

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Are we doing picks?

ur mum was there

if Gooby is STILL so revved about this them he should just fight again, faggot been talking all that shit but doesn't even fight fuck that

I LUH U GAY JESUS

too soon

Tito Ortiz

is viv natty?

Dunno. She is always training isolated. Vicente luque smells good.

I like some nig fighters
Bones is the best
Santos brings heat
DJ is legit
Kevin lee is pretty cool

This guy is raw but that bad. Usman and Tyron are the only ones I absolutely hate

Apologize

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probably

local sports guys got tickets last time, kinda jealous myself, i went to 215 but o far this has been far superior. though stephens ruining melendez and karate cejudo were fun

Asian fighters fight in ONE

based based BASED

he's free now

>stand up fight
And that's why every Muay Thai practitioner on planet earth is total dogshit at MMA. They can only strike and are incapable of learning how to wrestle.

BRAZILIANS WILL RULE THE WORLD

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>shitting on Arianny

How much did she charge?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZybaBFjNEjQ

Thank you brother

>UFC thinking we give a fuck about Can women just because they're leafs

Based

Davis will get flushed

LIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONE

7-1

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

its over she lost

absolute madman

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>the only way to escape the service industry in niagara falls is to fight people

Alexis Davis has beat Nunes so she needs to fight Cat to see who the true goat is

Alexis Davis is lowkey girl material.

todo dia um 7 a 1 diferente :(

we're watching "The Fight" (TM) on BASED STREAM dotcom come join us!

epic monkey humor

this is like thinking white fighters in asian fighting organizations are bad even though there are more asians than white people

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>not rooting for /my"girl"/
It's like you want to lose

alexis lookin huge

sure *unzips pants

i'm such a shut in NEET loser that i can't contain my urge to jack off when i see a woman with exposed skin

god please help me

MOVE

NEW

Viviane has such nice bunda

This leaf girl doesn't look like she's ready to fight. She's got love handles on her.

Can't wait for the 3rd decision.

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>not being a designated water carrier to bring the water back to the top after it falls

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Remember the time Alexis got heemed in 15 seconds by Honda?

new

This has the updated results.

cursed

>WMMA

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Steroid cans who would get USADAd and fed to actual fighters.

recycle
ignore thread autist

surprised they haven't made that a tourist attraction 2bh

this

Why do wh*tes even bother?

anyone else here take fertility drugs for bigger thicker loads?

Wait wut?

Well same thing is about to happen as last fight. Alexis is about to win in the 2nd and third. She may not get the tko because it's female fighting.

Now this is German humor

Splitting hairs. You said that all Asians are cans, elite strikers who don't wrestle aren't cans. By your metric Mike Tyson is a can.

At MMA yes they are cans.

Just take zinc supplements

My boyfriend does

Fag

me

Does Davis have the worst body in wmma?

>Some people actually picked Barriault

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