Official UFC 240 Gamethread

>Main card (ESPN+ PPV at 10 p.m. ET)

Max Holloway vs. Frankie Edgar

Cris Cyborg vs. Felicia Spencer

Geoff Neal vs. Niko Price

Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. Arman Tsarukyan

Marc-Andre Barriault vs. Krzysztof Jotko

>Undercard (ESPN2 at 8 p.m. ET)

Alexis Davis vs. Viviane Araujo

Hakeem Dawodu vs. Yoshinori Horie

Gavin Tucker vs. Seung Woo Choi

Alexandre Pantoja vs. Deiveson Figueiredo

>Undercard (UFC Fight Pass at 7 p.m. ET)

Gillian Robertson vs. Sarah Frota

Erik Koch def. Kyle Stewart by unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28, 29-28)

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Schaub

TURBO DYKE GONNA SMASH

imagine the stench

Frota is a turbo dyke

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>Red head v. Pin head
The absolute state of WMMA

I have a pretty good feeling that Dustin is going to beat both Khabib and Tony. He will fight Conor after that.

>wins

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are any of those worth a fuck?

she just lost my vote
supporting a dicklet? not presidential material!

>It is what it is.

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Woman’s mma

i have a feeling you're wrong. so i guess no one knows

everyone but don't tell anyone

Max holloways dick is NOT SMALL

I almost forgot how insufferable Rogan is as a commentator.

is joe on coke tonight
he wont shut up

>that vaginal lunge

frota is an absolute beast

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IMAGINE THE SMELL

jesus Joe is drooling all over Frota LOL

The camel-toe face-clinch improved things

It's petite

>That was tight

lol Joe sounds hopped up on something, he hasn't stopped talking for 3 straight minutes

*SNNIIIIFFFFF*

>has her in the cunt clench

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real exciting stuff this fight! definitely worth the money!

These were all shit for me for 239.

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>rogan overhyping this cam

It's called Alpha Brain son

Haven't been on heem in a jiffy what's witht he dick posting?

imagine having a headbanger pussy on your face bros

the muff stuff
the clam jam
the box lock

anyone else got some?

joe "i know alot about the nuances of bjj its 3d chess" rogan

you can see her lips

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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If dicks were candy, Max’s dick is what people would give to kids on Halloween.

Anyone wanna help a cuck out? Just broke up and moved into a studio. Anyone got a link?

cuz you're in Japan

Fag, I bet you like traps too

What a position.

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here m8, cheer up

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>when you're tired you're tired
>and she's tired
Joe Rogan ladies and gentlemen

Max showed his dick and nobody can find it

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>THIS IS A BAADDDD BAAAD POSITION
>Controls her for the whole round and splits her wide open
Joe's as high as a motherfucker kite

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i could set you up with my sister

Rogan is old as fuck but he still doesn't know that leg muscles are the biggest thus draining you the fastest. If you try to squeeze something with your legs you are fucked

IT WAS COLD IN THERE DON'T DO MY BOY LIKE THAT!

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lmao this translator voice funny af

it'd be funny if she kissed her vagina haha

JUST SNIFF PUSSY

>brappling

dicklets rise up

>tfw never been reverse triangled
Why even live

dude thats disturbing it looks like a french fry

I thought the freak won that round

Honestly how do streams even work? I'm a brainlet so don't be mean but like I caved for 239 and just bought it on Fight Pass and it played no problem. My region didn't affect it then.

I'm using the crackstreams one, good quality for me but I'm on a tablet so

So seriously, is Sarah Frota a tranny? I mean memes aside, completely unironically, she was born a dude, right?

max removed penile to make weight

He has it in his hand the second the woman moves.

if she was born a dude she probably would be winning this fight

ripple
crackstreams

>He bought
?????
Someone is literally going out of there way to post streams for everyone each thread, just click one

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Really wouldn't surprise me. He smokes weed a lot and I've heard him say how he thinks he functions on it, but when he smokes he turns into the typical blabber mouth stoner.

>wmma

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Its called being Brazilian

HE WAS ON A WEIGHT CUT

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That has to be shopped. Holy shit.

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Max
Cyborg
Price
Mercier
Jotko

They flat out weren't loading for me and I was pretty marked up for MasvidalAskren lol.

Slum rat about to get busted up here

r u high, too?

are you just rambling?

Is this the BIGGEST moment of the UFC in 2019?

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Wow everyone of your picks is a bitch

Yup. Those chocks were nowhere near tight

A decent WMMA fight. Bravo UFC

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gillian looks like she would be a great fuck

WHAT THE FUCK KINDA STOPPAGE WAS THAT???????

absolute meme fight

It would be nice if Frankie won, but both have had the belt so it doesn't really matter. This card isn't very good.

Poirier probably grew up heeming (and getting heemed by) black dudes in Louisiana.

Yes because it led to the big dick formula

why was Rogan hyping this can again

>hue gassing

not surprised

nice stoppage,ayy lmao

mercy for everybody having to watch that mess

wish Gillian would elbow me like that desu

Another BJJ can flushed.
>m-muh submissions!
Lmao.

Can we remove Joe from the commentary as well? I was so annoyed hearing him trying to pretend having someone on top of you is a good position. This isn't 2001 anymore

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It was.

There’s a lot of hot Brazilian bitches. This chick is aggressively hideous. Like, watching her fights is unpleasant (even more so than your average WMMA fight) because of how horrific she is to look at. I just can’t fathom how a biological female could possibly be so ugly. She’s an objective 0/10.

>aligned with Dean Thomas when she was 15yrs old

What does that mean?

Sarah Frodo

Because Rogan is a gay joojitsu memer.

Frota to be found dead or be imprisoned within the next 48 hours

"training" her since she was 15

You don't see it here either.

Horizontally. Sorta like Jade.

There are few things more pathetic than when a fighter protests a stoppage.

YouTube stream got taken down, anyone got alternatives?

>he's never rolled before
Why are you even here?

I really want to fuck Gillian

Suck it caz bitch

slow clap

This. He cuts dick to make weight, then rehydrates it later. Max is playing 4d weight cutting chess.

I wouldn't miss Rogan at all if they got rid of him. He's been awful for years.

True story.

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there are no "black dudes" in Louisiana, only niggers
t. living in Louisiana

maybe if she tried to look like an actual woman she could be at least 5/10

I will never voluntarily put myself in between another man's legs

imagine being this stupid

who else is gonna be blackout by the main event
?

31 celcius inside my apt, how do you hues handle this?

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How dare you, Joe Rogan is a comedian and a bjj black belt, when he was in his 20s he figured out how to throw a jab cross leg kick, he has a black belt in taekwondo, and he's never been in a real fight. He's more than qualified bucko, what have you done

based al
>youtu.be/a3LW7Ie39-o

>both of my preferred candidates are MMA-friendly

weird feel

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what did you mean by this

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Imagine unironically slicing most of your dick off just to make weight

Max is shook with his baby dick Frankie will win easily

Natchitoches represent

lol penis

Niggas thats cold over here treasure that

lol nah. I just thought based off submission threats. But, was very close.

Anyone know where I can find a foreign language stream? I find Anik's voice very very annoying, and Rogan is getting on my nerves too tonight. I'd like to listen to the crowd and shots without hearing these buffoons narrating.

That's what I wanted to say but I felt I might get banned for racism. What part are you in?

the fuck is a celcius

She looks like someone shooped tits on a Sur-13 member.

picks are done

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Pooh you got me ouch

Two fights down, 9 more to go!

we're used to it, it's good to get a tan bruv

I'm welding in Shreveport, this has been some serious culture shock

I’m thinking with a professional stylist, makeup crew, and photoshop/filters, she might get up to a 2 or 3. Bitch looks like an orc.

>Canada

why are we even picking

does anyone think anyone but favorites are winning on the main card? I cant believe someone meme picked edgar

UFC really should offer a "raw" commentary free feed.

Me on the right

i can see my picks from here

>a real fight
It sounds like haven't either.

29.5 here, improv swamp fan is about to get made

Shrevport is basically Texas. It's not like the rest of Louisiana. Most of them root for Dallas over the Saints

there are niggas that placed a fucking parlay with Edgar

And get rid of Jon Anik & Dominik Cruz whilst they're at it. DC is the only ok commentator. And he's quite biased in favour of wrestlers dry humping.

your right or my right?

It's like Celsius but in brainletsville

Based.

who's the other?

why are you leafs like this

I grew up on the western slope of Colorado, some of the shit I've seen is just, alien

Edgar is so hittable, if he can't keep Max down he's getting finished early.

Mess with the fire and you're gonna get heemed buddy boy

I fight with my mother every day, asshole

i have a fan blowing at me and I sprinkle water on myself all the time

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It’s metric right.

I am. Take pity on me and tell me how to find what I’m looking for

Yang and Tulsi, duh, she's in the OP and I posted Yang.

Minus 32 divide by 9 times 5 but the other way around

100%

I found a couple of these for UFC 217. And found an Italian language version of Khabib vs. McGregor, that fight is much more enjoyable without hearing Dominik "he's gassing Khabib out" Cruz rambling.

where you at bro?

he got ko'd by ortega LOL he doesnt stand a chance

why does ariel sound like more of a retard than normal?

Yours of course brett!

I think Bernie also met with some of the fighters who were hoping to unionize.

>thread goes past 500 posts.
>i stay there for 20 minutes refreshing.
every time

I fight with my asshole every day, mother.

IBS sucks ;_;

is global warming real ?

inside my apartment

The sauna

lol didn't check OP, thanks for responding without ripping into me

Yang & Tulsi are the best 2 candidates from the Dems imo as well.

I think MMA will be hard pressed to get commentary. You either have the hardcore people who aren't good commentators but know about mma history or you have good commentators that couldn't care less about mma enough to come to this sport.

UFC will need to be on ESPN for another decade before it attracts quality.

what do you guys think about his song

youtube.com/watch?v=_ZcmuKsyvzg

Tel Aviv is calling him home

no

got some fist fights goin on eh?

BASED MOMMY

Mommy Tulsi. Although she recently voted on a resolution that was pro-Israel so that's sad. I dropped her and prefer zero candidates now.

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Who is the P4P most pillow-fisted fighter? Is it Max?

Cyborg losing again would be funny

How many rolls of TP you go through?

I love the summer. Original hues would spend all day chilling on rivers and the sea. How do you handle the crippling cold?

Have you ever read about Max Martin? It will blow your mind.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Martin

I liked Gus Johnson back in strikeforce. Bellator is even worse with goldberg and fucking big john macarthy's dumb ass.

based im rooting for whoever is with tulsi

ok im home from work what have i missed so far

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what happened to Mauro? Did he die?

An anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin
Whose instinct's to kill *NSYNC, don't get me started
These fuckin' brats can't sing and Britney's garbage
What's this bitch, retarded? Give me back my 16 dollars!

the outside is colder atm so you should open doors/windows if possible
wish I had sauna now, so weather would feel nice

I can't believe they took Goldie away from him.

He doesn't seem too bothered anyway.

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Dad for the last time it's Mixed Martial Arts, the ultimate proving ground for hand-to-hand unarmed combat

my mom heems everyone in this thread

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So Max is pretty much fucked, right? He’s not gonna be able to make 145 much longer, and he’s not good at 155. Might as well call it a career, 2bqhfam.

jesus that's a nice ass, i'm rooting for her

she heemed my pee pee last nite

When does Pantoja fight?

fucking hell hnnnng

Is Holloway really the consensus greatest of al time featherweight?

next

next fight

Would she brap in my mouth bros?

MAMA MIA I HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS

max barely lost to poorier I could see him doing fine at 155

No. He hasn't surpassed Aldo's legacy yet.

I'm so glad she beat Rose. She's already way more active than Rose was. And she's a cutie.

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He can just put on weight and be a top 5er at 155.

He should have after he beat Ortega and forget about 145 the same way conor did. He is way too big for 145 cuts without IVs

you're now aware that anik and bagelboss are the same person

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this fight should have been the prelim header

I like fashionable grey hairs.

None. I have one of those Japanese bidet toilets. No need for TP, just drop the kids off at the pool, hit the ol’ asshole with some water, then use the dryer function. No wiping for me.

based

Is this the natty limit?

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I HATE Brazilians

You can't call yourself a goat if you've never even been a champ champ

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absolutely disgusting looking

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its rare to see a japanese fighter outside of asia
he must be a bum

Many men, wish death upon me
Blood in my eye dog and I can't see
I'm trying to be what I'm destined to be
And niggas trying to take my life away
I put a hole in nigga for fucking with me
My back on the wall, now you gon' see
Better watch how you talk, when you talk about me
'Cause I'll come and take your life away

Who do you have the war of God or pantoja?

I think he secretly didn't like Goldie desu.

why do all the women look like freaks

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pretty fucking based to be honest desu

Based and redpilled
Cringe and bluepilled

that's a cute post trans op dude

Maybe. Should definitely put on some dick weight, though.

This is 50/50 for me.

Rose piecing her up with technique and skills in the first round before Andrade just slammed her through the canvas in the second round was truly a kinographic point-counterpoint.

That’s a dude.

Pantoja is gonna heem mini Kratos

10/10
Disgusting

this makes sense. In the meantime, they should offer no-commentary streams like someone else mentioned. imo much better than the biases of the commentators influencing the viewers perception of the fight.

tough times for US. Puppets everywhere. keep strong bro.

I have windows open but doesn't seem to help too much

You can't be pretty and be good at mma. It's impossible. Ask Paige Vanzant and luke rockhold

wonder how many turks were between those tits

This is a very good fight. Don't sleep on the flyweights.

flyweight...why bother

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So Joe just brazenly lied on camera to me and million other viewers around the world?

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>2 Hues

3rd round will be huffing and puffing

first round ko coming

fig's takedown defense isnt so good, so i can see why pantoja is the favorite. should be a spicy fight

It's still Aldo 100%. Holloway could get there, I think he'll move up to 155 within 2 fights max. Edgar, Volk & maybe 1 more (Zabit, Yair or Zombie).

How many title defenses does Conor McGregor have?

>tfw 30 degrees outside, but you have the AC cranked and are relaxing on the couch with a blanket on

Maximum comfy

These guys are my height.
I can make it.

I've gotten really good at tuning out MMA commentary because it's always been superficial and unnecessary but Rogan was particularly egregious in the frota fight

Just wearing more clothes

Put a bet on Niko Price, he should never be that much of an underdog considering how unpredictable he is.

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fuck off joe stick with your shitty commentary

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Where is this event taking place?

CAM ON PANTOJA SCORE SUM FUKIN PUNCHES

Based nip with the melodrama

What's the best way to stream it if I dont have my laptop with me. I bought the last one but God damn this shouldn't be a PPV.

Was this the ankle pick?

wouldn't be the first time.

If you think about though, every fighter is "one of the best" or "the greatest ever...". New goat is crowned every weekend

hue fight!

canada, i dont know what city

More like CANtoja

>manlets go to the ground

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moose land

Canadia

edmonton

BOOOOOAAAAA

Figueiredo is fun to watch

Edmonton, canada

actually a good fight, why the fuck is this the first fight of prelims again?

spicy manlets

>get those legs
>get that body
>let's dance
C'mon to fuck Joe

Joe’s mic sounds like shit

Edmonton Canada

I was /tuggingfortulsi/ as well but she's realizing she has no choice but to sell out to the kikes to win the presidency, just like Trump and everyone before him

boaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who's winning?

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>Pink hair passes guard
>Rogan: PINK HAIR'S IN A BAD SPOT HERE

Formiga shut this guy down pretty much but then got knocked out by Joe again.

looks really calm

Leafland

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that's just his normal voice

>not getting premium labored breathing background noise with an espn + subscripsh

the tiny dude in shorts

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redpill me on the flyweight division

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Based hue manlets dropping bombs. Hespect.

Figueiredo been destroying him on the feet

Formiga was not afraid to shoot for sloppy takedowns

pole vaulting is the best base for mma

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>WooOoowOOOoOOowOOOOOOO
fucking canadighosts

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(You)

His style reminds me of a young Conor McGregor unironically

too much hair on her balls

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holy shit flyweights not hopping around like bunnies and standing and banging is actually pretty entertaining

Good for a laugh
I always giggle at how quickly they scramble around the cage on their tiny legs

you and a lot of others friend hes fallen from 5.00 to 3.70

Weak bombs tho

She would get it.

Was about to be removed for being a boring ass division but Cejudo unironically saved the division by himself

>Deiveson
Jesus. it's almost an /int/ name to mock brazilians

>look at how much this car slides around
>buy our tires if you want grip this terrible

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>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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YAAAAAAAAAAWWWWNN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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perfect

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That belt just got GRIDS

any knockouts in the manlet division

DEIIIIIVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

based huelets

So how do you guys play the streams on your tv in another room?

gaasssy

I sometimes mute the fights but hearing the reaction of the crowd is surprisingly important.

It's about to fly away

The ref is bigger than both of them put together

This is Jungle Fights tier, which is a good thing since Jungle Fights is much, much fun
They should do hue vs hue more often

SWANG AND BANG

I was just browsing Wikipedia and found Adesanya fought and heemed Melvin Guillard in 2017.

Why wasn't this fight on the main card?

>inb4 >manlets

certified banger.

pretty good fight

GOAT MANLETS

Based umas

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SPICY

flyweights don't feel gravity like us normal people do

I smell a heem

spicy please

nah...

might just leave the filter on
pretty comfy

proper swanger

Spicy bangers. Give them both the FotN bonus.

Edmonton crowd is lit tonight. My brothers

good fight

Need a stream here boys
*opens mouth*

FLYWEIGHT FIREFIGHT

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>Pantoja shaking his head after getting knocked on his ass
lmao epic

a 50 foot long hdmi cord

We got a spicy one on our hands boys

How do they decide which hue gets to wear yellow?

first fight, what if this is the first of a string of bangers?

yah

please get rid of the flyweights

Absolutely based hue flys.

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You can watch it on youtube, its a fun watch (even if guillard is outsized and outclassed)
Israel had to get that "former ufc fighter" skull to get his signing.

Pantoja cucked himself

the one that looks more like a monkey

Pantoja got beat desu

ripple dot is

*pisses on you anyway*

DEIVESON IS MY BOY

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kek

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i'm 5'5" and it's true, i don't feel gravity

Y/N would you purchase ESPN+ if it gave you the option to mute Rogan and still listen to the other commentators?

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How do you guys have this scored after 2?

We come from two utterly shit cards last few weeks so it's good for this one to begin as it is

will end up 29-28 figueirido

holy shit that uppercut

I pick up my pc (I'm pretty strong) and place in the living room next the TV.

18-20 figueredo

fig is comfortably winning

only if they brought back the snoopcast

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>your the man

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>tfw I wanna see heems but don't want to watch filler

2/3 decent fights so far. Is this it, is this our card?

rogan is the real reason I watch ufc...most of these fighter suck paint...without rogan hyping these apes up this shit would be very very very very very fukken boring...hugging and grinding on dudes is very very very very fukken gay homo faggot shit

should 125er's be allowed to breed?

>beautiful takedown as guy just stands there in zombie mode
lmao rogan is a fucking moron

Do you wait until your mom goes to bed?

thats jump at the end hahahahahahahaha

I wish every flyweight fight was like this I probably wouldn't hate the division

cte city

>PPV
>two of the fighters don't even have wikipedia pages
the state of the UFC in 2019

No, she doesn't really watch tv anymore.

this fight was shit tier if any of you gay homo think otherwise fucking kys

Good watch lads, nice fight

Impressive from Figureido

Is the manlet division back? That was an amazingly spicy banger.

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Feel free to make them

I knew Figueiredo was a piece of shit the moment I saw him.

Sick fight.

his elbows were nice af, hes a creative basterd

maybe try not smoking weed and you won't feel lethargic

pentoja has mad heart. rare to see someone walking their opponent down and actually tryna make something happen in the last few minutes when they know they are behind

fuck you fucking faggot I wish you were here so I could knock you the fuck out you fucking faggot piece of shit

APOLOGIZE TO MANLETS

Make their Wiki's then you lazy cunt.

>be winning fight
>backpedal for the last 3 minutes
cringe

Get in my guard faggot

higher ranked gets priority

Deiveson clearly held it back after seeing Pantoja all bloody

meet me in 30 minutes im gonna kick the shit out of you...

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So bored of a fighter winning just because he has a better chin, if he had my chin he'd of been ko'd about 16 times there.

You are fucking shit tier heem yourself

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number 3 was wearing black........................

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i felt that uppercut

disgusting

I LIKE FIGHT

roid monkey

Would actually consider buying. I want an option for Eddie commentary too. He would drop redpills in between rounds and call out shills, while also predicting submissions before they happen.

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Choi vs Tucker

Who you got????

>try your best
>get cte and lose

lmao

Rogan got too high he fucked up

Deiveson was all gassed, he knew he just had to wait

>I LIKE TO FIGHT
Kek, dude sounded like Borat

Wallid Ismail the best

I LIEK FAITE

Bookies got that one completely wrong and they got the Neal - Price one wrong. You can still make some money.

based

just cause you watched a couple of homo try to fight dont give you the license to talk shit to me...i know karate and shit

I LUH YU CANADA

who

he'll regret it soon enough. chins don't last forever, ask hunto

"I LOVE YOU NEBRASKA"

Figueirido added to boy list.

Home boy was marking out for Rogan at the end there

coalburning whore

>I train so hard

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>That translator

Dan Ho Choi?

Callen was playing but Eddie was serious and Rogan knew, that's why he saved him.

>ei cara eu sou teu fã tambem

kek

>So bored of a fighter winning just because he has a better chin
Isnt that the whole point of fighting? Proving who has the better chin?

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Didn't even answer Joe's questions

I LUH HYU
I LIE FAI

Does he have so weird accent in Portuguese? He pronounces "ch" sounds so much

Based. Also future champ in Tucker coming up next.

Are manlets the future of MMA?

>A Korean is fighting
Chances he wins via overhand right?

Sure is easy to force yourself to do shit when you take adderall and steroids. I'll keep that in mind Joe....

I'll never forgive this guy for not sending Anderson into the shadow realm.

manlets are all that holds the UFC together

No, not that Choi, the other Choi.

>pay per view
>ads
ummm

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he's from the norf lad, they have a weird accent

would you?

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Figueiredo's english was better off by itself lmao

yeah. the future of Reddit's mma league

square business

Glad we can all agree the Frota stoppage was fucking bullshit

>"see!? I like girls!!!"
pft haha whatever you say fag boy

bottom right connor and schuabs son

-ssy after eatin KFC

>wmma
clean your brain

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that shit was garbage, no one cares what that fake nigger has to say

i really hope this dude is not just another asian jobber

what if they bred?

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Have you seen a pillow fencing card?

Would just for those chin genes, if I pass on my height, absolute chads incoming

cmon lad
you should know better

There are only 2 good asian fighters on the entire planet right now and this isn't one of them.

I don't think she'd resist another whiff though

Tucker's last fight was a tough out for him

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no

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Why is young Conor Asian?

>what if
>if

I unironically love WMMA. 90% of the women fighting are wife material

ok time to go sleep, fucking boring card, not worth staying up for.

It's not the chin it's the lack of power the heemlets at 125 can generate. Only a select few can channel knockout 'bilities in the boy division

sleep tight princess.

Sorry sir, I'll be sure to wash my penis immediately

Sage's intimacy is reserved for Colbey.

HE'S THE MAN CALLED STING

God no

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Lol no one cares you crooked teeth faggot

swedes are mentally ill so no surprise you're a simp for ugly ass tranny tier huemonkey bitches. it's okay though cause jamal is always there when Svenette is lonely

Why you so mad? Realize your hate of interracial relationships comes from insecurity. Cope

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is Sting gonna say it?

>why yes I only watch heavyweight combat sports, how could you tell?

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do asians have a harder time seeing?

Wow, a gook not being the smaller fighter. Don’t see that every day.

Yoel looks Mongolian

Edgar
Felicia
Price
Mercer
Jotko

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Massive reach difference.

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>6'0 vs 5'6"

lol what

did he really say that?!?!?!

Is there any chinese fighter?

take a guess, they can't even see their dick lad

The girl fighting Andrade

literally yes
shit peripheral

>5'6" vs 6'0
Wtf, I know he's asian but this is ridiculous

You know, Americans really should realize that talking constantly about interracial sex at every given opportunity says a lot more about them than the person they’re insulting.

Wow Tucker hasn't fought in forever.

I've heard eddie do commentary before. It was worse than paul Felder relentlessly apologizing during a live ppv for being retarded

how the fuck did that 6" korean make 145lb

This is literally what happens with PED's, but he doesn't look like it otherwise.

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they're unironically nearsighted. i think. wtf do eye slits do for you anyway? dumb asses shouldve evolved differently (aka be made by god)

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Canigger is about to get salmoned

Yadong

what's up with these skinny lanklet asians fighting in "manlet" divisions?

Are Canadians even human?

How young do you have to be to believe the way someone looks can tell you anything about how they'd be in bed?

u mad white boi?

>all those illuminati tattoos on Tucker
Dude is a walking Owl halftime show

This is the WRONG CHOI

They have a harder time finding sunglasses that fit properly because they have flatter faces and they tend to fall off. Ask any Asian.

you cant beat hard trained wrestlers.

obviously he'll get wrestlefucked

the real Choi isn't all that anyway

...

Title of his first book

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new

>Lanklets

when will they learn

>UFC? I havent heard that name for years...

>6" Korean
Were you peaking at him in the bathroom?

you mean enthusiastic but not obnoxious, supportive but not effusive, that sort of thing?

we're in here

low bone density maybe?

cant tell if chois eyes are busted of if thats just how they look

did rogan say "good glutes"?

ha ha
lives at home.
isn't there an age limit on this board?

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>taking a point

Not sure there was a reason but at the same time, it makes sense. The glaring lack of consistency is just retarded though. That didn't even do that much damage and we've seen way worse not having a point taken

22°C and cooling down for evening in beautiful Vancouver...

easy to dress for the cold, impossible to dress for heat, tho.
doesn't get very cold in Vancouver, though most years we get a few days of snow around Christmas.
How do you people celebrate Christmas without snow...or cold/cool...or evergreens...or Santa...or Jesus?

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I miss the heat
I am literally freezing right now

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2 days of heat left then back to comfy temperatures

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Don't care I'm still picking
Hollway
Cyborg
Niko
Tsarukyan
Marc-Andre

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>worst ppv in a while
>5 threads, all on bump limit
waderwedoin here