Rogan is old as fuck but he still doesn't know that leg muscles are the biggest thus draining you the fastest. If you try to squeeze something with your legs you are fucked
Honestly how do streams even work? I'm a brainlet so don't be mean but like I caved for 239 and just bought it on Fight Pass and it played no problem. My region didn't affect it then.
Cooper Moore
I'm using the crackstreams one, good quality for me but I'm on a tablet so
Brody Perry
So seriously, is Sarah Frota a tranny? I mean memes aside, completely unironically, she was born a dude, right?
Dylan Campbell
max removed penile to make weight
David Fisher
He has it in his hand the second the woman moves.
Connor Torres
if she was born a dude she probably would be winning this fight
Bentley Brooks
ripple crackstreams
Jaxon Evans
>He bought ????? Someone is literally going out of there way to post streams for everyone each thread, just click one
Really wouldn't surprise me. He smokes weed a lot and I've heard him say how he thinks he functions on it, but when he smokes he turns into the typical blabber mouth stoner.
It would be nice if Frankie won, but both have had the belt so it doesn't really matter. This card isn't very good.
Isaiah Perry
Poirier probably grew up heeming (and getting heemed by) black dudes in Louisiana.
Justin Lewis
Yes because it led to the big dick formula
Blake Scott
why was Rogan hyping this can again
Nolan Cooper
>hue gassing
not surprised
Jayden Sanders
nice stoppage,ayy lmao
Ryan Fisher
mercy for everybody having to watch that mess
Connor Thomas
wish Gillian would elbow me like that desu
Ian Gonzalez
Another BJJ can flushed. >m-muh submissions! Lmao.
Angel Perez
Can we remove Joe from the commentary as well? I was so annoyed hearing him trying to pretend having someone on top of you is a good position. This isn't 2001 anymore
There’s a lot of hot Brazilian bitches. This chick is aggressively hideous. Like, watching her fights is unpleasant (even more so than your average WMMA fight) because of how horrific she is to look at. I just can’t fathom how a biological female could possibly be so ugly. She’s an objective 0/10.
Robert Harris
>aligned with Dean Thomas when she was 15yrs old
What does that mean?
Grayson Smith
Sarah Frodo
Aaron Collins
Because Rogan is a gay joojitsu memer.
Thomas Torres
Frota to be found dead or be imprisoned within the next 48 hours
Blake Price
"training" her since she was 15
James Russell
You don't see it here either.
Wyatt Sanders
Horizontally. Sorta like Jade.
Ethan Mitchell
There are few things more pathetic than when a fighter protests a stoppage.
Camden Cruz
YouTube stream got taken down, anyone got alternatives?
Cameron Gonzalez
>he's never rolled before Why are you even here?
Brayden Rivera
I really want to fuck Gillian
Jose Davis
Suck it caz bitch
Bentley Jenkins
slow clap
Wyatt Turner
This. He cuts dick to make weight, then rehydrates it later. Max is playing 4d weight cutting chess.
Luke Edwards
I wouldn't miss Rogan at all if they got rid of him. He's been awful for years.
How dare you, Joe Rogan is a comedian and a bjj black belt, when he was in his 20s he figured out how to throw a jab cross leg kick, he has a black belt in taekwondo, and he's never been in a real fight. He's more than qualified bucko, what have you done
Imagine unironically slicing most of your dick off just to make weight
Evan Hall
Max is shook with his baby dick Frankie will win easily
Jose Rodriguez
Natchitoches represent
Samuel Collins
lol penis
Evan Clark
Niggas thats cold over here treasure that
Lucas Scott
lol nah. I just thought based off submission threats. But, was very close.
Anyone know where I can find a foreign language stream? I find Anik's voice very very annoying, and Rogan is getting on my nerves too tonight. I'd like to listen to the crowd and shots without hearing these buffoons narrating.
Kevin Martinez
That's what I wanted to say but I felt I might get banned for racism. What part are you in?
Luke Garcia
the fuck is a celcius
Sebastian Clark
She looks like someone shooped tits on a Sur-13 member.
I am. Take pity on me and tell me how to find what I’m looking for
Easton Stewart
Yang and Tulsi, duh, she's in the OP and I posted Yang.
Parker Wood
Minus 32 divide by 9 times 5 but the other way around
Aiden Turner
100%
I found a couple of these for UFC 217. And found an Italian language version of Khabib vs. McGregor, that fight is much more enjoyable without hearing Dominik "he's gassing Khabib out" Cruz rambling.
Lincoln Moore
where you at bro?
Bentley Morris
he got ko'd by ortega LOL he doesnt stand a chance
Jaxson Murphy
why does ariel sound like more of a retard than normal?
Carter Brown
Yours of course brett!
Elijah Bennett
I think Bernie also met with some of the fighters who were hoping to unionize.
Nicholas Sullivan
>thread goes past 500 posts. >i stay there for 20 minutes refreshing. every time
Jacob Jenkins
I fight with my asshole every day, mother.
IBS sucks ;_;
Camden Johnson
is global warming real ?
Jack Gray
inside my apartment
Ayden Mitchell
The sauna
Aaron Wood
lol didn't check OP, thanks for responding without ripping into me
Yang & Tulsi are the best 2 candidates from the Dems imo as well.
Caleb Peterson
I think MMA will be hard pressed to get commentary. You either have the hardcore people who aren't good commentators but know about mma history or you have good commentators that couldn't care less about mma enough to come to this sport.
UFC will need to be on ESPN for another decade before it attracts quality.
An anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin Whose instinct's to kill *NSYNC, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch, retarded? Give me back my 16 dollars!
Elijah Gray
the outside is colder atm so you should open doors/windows if possible wish I had sauna now, so weather would feel nice
So Max is pretty much fucked, right? He’s not gonna be able to make 145 much longer, and he’s not good at 155. Might as well call it a career, 2bqhfam.
Josiah Hernandez
jesus that's a nice ass, i'm rooting for her
Jason Collins
she heemed my pee pee last nite
Lincoln Howard
When does Pantoja fight?
Adam Robinson
fucking hell hnnnng
Caleb Hernandez
Is Holloway really the consensus greatest of al time featherweight?
Aaron Stewart
next
Caleb Cooper
next fight
Asher Harris
Would she brap in my mouth bros?
Zachary Cooper
MAMA MIA I HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS
Oliver Morris
max barely lost to poorier I could see him doing fine at 155
Justin Hughes
No. He hasn't surpassed Aldo's legacy yet.
Julian Johnson
I'm so glad she beat Rose. She's already way more active than Rose was. And she's a cutie.
None. I have one of those Japanese bidet toilets. No need for TP, just drop the kids off at the pool, hit the ol’ asshole with some water, then use the dryer function. No wiping for me.
its rare to see a japanese fighter outside of asia he must be a bum
Juan Campbell
Many men, wish death upon me Blood in my eye dog and I can't see I'm trying to be what I'm destined to be And niggas trying to take my life away I put a hole in nigga for fucking with me My back on the wall, now you gon' see Better watch how you talk, when you talk about me 'Cause I'll come and take your life away
Maybe. Should definitely put on some dick weight, though.
Julian Young
This is 50/50 for me.
Camden Thomas
Rose piecing her up with technique and skills in the first round before Andrade just slammed her through the canvas in the second round was truly a kinographic point-counterpoint.
Anthony Reed
That’s a dude.
Joshua Perry
Pantoja is gonna heem mini Kratos
Juan Ross
10/10 Disgusting
Hudson Davis
this makes sense. In the meantime, they should offer no-commentary streams like someone else mentioned. imo much better than the biases of the commentators influencing the viewers perception of the fight.
tough times for US. Puppets everywhere. keep strong bro.
Caleb Johnson
I have windows open but doesn't seem to help too much
Matthew King
You can't be pretty and be good at mma. It's impossible. Ask Paige Vanzant and luke rockhold
Aiden Howard
wonder how many turks were between those tits
Angel Walker
This is a very good fight. Don't sleep on the flyweights.
fig's takedown defense isnt so good, so i can see why pantoja is the favorite. should be a spicy fight
Aaron Ortiz
It's still Aldo 100%. Holloway could get there, I think he'll move up to 155 within 2 fights max. Edgar, Volk & maybe 1 more (Zabit, Yair or Zombie).
Jacob Lopez
How many title defenses does Conor McGregor have?
Dylan Jackson
>tfw 30 degrees outside, but you have the AC cranked and are relaxing on the couch with a blanket on
Maximum comfy
Connor Ward
These guys are my height. I can make it.
Austin Watson
I've gotten really good at tuning out MMA commentary because it's always been superficial and unnecessary but Rogan was particularly egregious in the frota fight
Wyatt Evans
Just wearing more clothes
Alexander Ortiz
Put a bet on Niko Price, he should never be that much of an underdog considering how unpredictable he is.
actually a good fight, why the fuck is this the first fight of prelims again?
Jose Taylor
spicy manlets
Jose Cox
>get those legs >get that body >let's dance C'mon to fuck Joe
Joseph Brooks
Joe’s mic sounds like shit
Isaac White
Edmonton Canada
Levi Miller
I was /tuggingfortulsi/ as well but she's realizing she has no choice but to sell out to the kikes to win the presidency, just like Trump and everyone before him
You can watch it on youtube, its a fun watch (even if guillard is outsized and outclassed) Israel had to get that "former ufc fighter" skull to get his signing.
>tfw I wanna see heems but don't want to watch filler
Nathaniel Gomez
2/3 decent fights so far. Is this it, is this our card?
Anthony Stewart
rogan is the real reason I watch ufc...most of these fighter suck paint...without rogan hyping these apes up this shit would be very very very very very fukken boring...hugging and grinding on dudes is very very very very fukken gay homo faggot shit
Leo Morales
should 125er's be allowed to breed?
Aiden Thomas
>beautiful takedown as guy just stands there in zombie mode lmao rogan is a fucking moron
Luis Hughes
Do you wait until your mom goes to bed?
Aiden Sullivan
thats jump at the end hahahahahahahaha
Aaron Torres
I wish every flyweight fight was like this I probably wouldn't hate the division
Lincoln Bennett
cte city
Xavier Sullivan
>PPV >two of the fighters don't even have wikipedia pages the state of the UFC in 2019
Wyatt James
No, she doesn't really watch tv anymore.
Blake Martinez
this fight was shit tier if any of you gay homo think otherwise fucking kys
Christopher Thompson
Good watch lads, nice fight
Impressive from Figureido
Luke Parker
Is the manlet division back? That was an amazingly spicy banger.
I knew Figueiredo was a piece of shit the moment I saw him.
Jayden Reed
Sick fight.
Hudson Price
his elbows were nice af, hes a creative basterd
Zachary Rodriguez
maybe try not smoking weed and you won't feel lethargic
Isaiah Gray
pentoja has mad heart. rare to see someone walking their opponent down and actually tryna make something happen in the last few minutes when they know they are behind
John Ward
fuck you fucking faggot I wish you were here so I could knock you the fuck out you fucking faggot piece of shit
Blake Hernandez
APOLOGIZE TO MANLETS
Nathaniel Smith
Make their Wiki's then you lazy cunt.
Easton Moore
>be winning fight >backpedal for the last 3 minutes cringe
Noah Parker
Get in my guard faggot
Nolan Hall
higher ranked gets priority
Sebastian Cruz
Deiveson clearly held it back after seeing Pantoja all bloody
Owen Cooper
meet me in 30 minutes im gonna kick the shit out of you...
Would actually consider buying. I want an option for Eddie commentary too. He would drop redpills in between rounds and call out shills, while also predicting submissions before they happen.
swedes are mentally ill so no surprise you're a simp for ugly ass tranny tier huemonkey bitches. it's okay though cause jamal is always there when Svenette is lonely
Ryder Brooks
Why you so mad? Realize your hate of interracial relationships comes from insecurity. Cope
>5'6" vs 6'0 Wtf, I know he's asian but this is ridiculous
Benjamin Morales
You know, Americans really should realize that talking constantly about interracial sex at every given opportunity says a lot more about them than the person they’re insulting.
Sebastian Foster
Wow Tucker hasn't fought in forever.
John Johnson
I've heard eddie do commentary before. It was worse than paul Felder relentlessly apologizing during a live ppv for being retarded
Nathan Sullivan
how the fuck did that 6" korean make 145lb
Caleb Rodriguez
This is literally what happens with PED's, but he doesn't look like it otherwise.
Not sure there was a reason but at the same time, it makes sense. The glaring lack of consistency is just retarded though. That didn't even do that much damage and we've seen way worse not having a point taken
Joshua Ortiz
22°C and cooling down for evening in beautiful Vancouver...
easy to dress for the cold, impossible to dress for heat, tho. doesn't get very cold in Vancouver, though most years we get a few days of snow around Christmas. How do you people celebrate Christmas without snow...or cold/cool...or evergreens...or Santa...or Jesus?