Street hockey edition
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Finland rules Sweden drools
Chad fin is on time, virgin swede came prematurely
>/athletes/ on ice skates
shall
Big fan of ice desu
Leafs are winning the cup. I hope this information doesn't upset you too much.
I eat (male) ass
a bong and ten or so bing
>i'm ready
what is a premature cum like.
that's a shame
It's actually more Chad if you think about it
Kitties will beat the >laffs in the first round
>condoms meet loins
Based
Stop oppressing me
>tfw free pizza from dominos
Careful you don't want to end up as fat as Shannon
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But let me get to the point, let's roll another joint
And turn the radio loud, I'm too alone to be proud
You don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels to be me
thank you for sharing
How the fuck do you pass out while jerking off, are you unironically 35+?
eating bologna
5 weeks of nofap
this post is a load of shit
>Goldie
Not familiar, should I be?
post pics
Tom Petty, 10/10 friend
Why
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He "revolutionized jungle", though I personally dont know how considering I was a toddler at the time
offseasonhoc ww@
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>this endless argument
I'm 22. It's just that my shafts seen more crank than a million mile Toyota
which one of you is dumping bulju on 8ch?
desu , how did you know
gross
because i'm looking at you posting buljus
I'm all out of buljus though
only 66?
filthy f*nns have ruined all the good gets today desu
I got
and
desu
how does this make you feel
On kuulemma poistattanu kivekset ja rinnat on kasvatettu hormooneilla, mutta muuten on vielä mies
This is the only trap I can fap to and not feel like I want to kill myself post-nut
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>sucka's never played me
angery
FIVE MINUTES TO LEAFEGG
>>>/cric/
>you wake up and everything's exactly the same, but nothing says the "minnesota wild" ever existed
getting real sick and tired of all these randies desu
I like when she farts out food than eats it
>randy
>mad
>at Rand
flipped a coin, go Saskatoon
offseasonhoc ww@...
About to be up your ass, my foot at least
HOLY MOLY. IS THAT YOEL ROMERO AND THE TOM PLATZ OF ABS?!?
ABSOLUTELY BASED
Shit threads of the week
hfboards.mandatory.com
cringe
>2 points
>for taking a knee
FOOTBALL
>is was 3-0
we continue, with offseasonhoc
alright this is next level embarrassing shit
arconaitv.us
who /mxc/?
Who is it
Show yourself
>loins
I don't understand how people act upset when I expressed happiness when it came out masoli tore his acl yesterday. I cheer for Winnipeg. Not Hamilton. Not masoli. I'd cheer if he broke his fucking neck. I'd cheer if the 30 NHL teams that aren't the jets slowly started going down in plane crashes.
>muh sancticty of blah blah blah
I don't give an iota of a fuck. Win by any means necessary. It's fucking war. If I'm upset by anything it's the fact that Roh didn't jump on top after masoli went down. I want everybody involved with all 8 of the other teams in the league afflicted with serious injuries. I want to win
shant
>1 online, 1 member
eks dee
Discord is for underage Nazi larpers, pedophiles, and people with nigger tier iqs
alright what the fuck is going on today
why do I keep getting gets
it's new
i like u
i am old poster
i want to talk about hockey
and cricket
to bring both hoc
and cric
together to destroy
the other generals
including but not limited to
mlb
epl
arse
f1
who else
we need to rule Yea Forums
so here is the start
of our new chapter
together in harmony
my good friends
Shut the fuck up Sam
kys
no
u
big gay
Offseasonhoc (desu)
>rags
>refs told claybrooks not to challenge last time
>give him an easy one back three plays later
So not only are we affirmative actioning coaches, we're deliberately giving them wins. Canadian Football Society
94470358
Piss off with this racist garbage
blaze that shit up nigga
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>party still in full swing
>>
>Breakfast, lunch and dinner's for beginners, you ain't even know
Okay so is this a lottery team or a wild card team?
Personally I think with Vegas and San Jose getting worse there's a chance. Calgary will be good and Vancouver could potentially be better but lets see. Myers was a god awful signing.
Draisaitl - McDavid - Kassian
Chiasson - RNH - Neal
Khaira - Granlund - Puljujärvi
Nygard - Haas - Gagner
Archibald - Brodziak
Klefbom - Larsson
Nurse - Benning
Russell - Persson/Jones
Lagesson
Koskinen
Smith
>rasgs
wild card desu
That's 4 competent players and the best goalie in the Pacific which is more than what it Vegas rode to a SCF
What’s the least onions vegetable to eat?
mushrooms
onions
bottom of the pacific if I’m being honest
MIGHT be better than the kings but doubtful
Beets
Those are fungi you fool
/hoc/ bros. Will my team at least have a better future than the Phillies? Will they not trade best goalie we had since Parent for cash for Overwatch building this season too?
You ever wash off the dirt and eat them like an apple?
>implying Farter SHART isn’t a bust like all other goalers from that shithole city
Why are filthadelphians such delusional niggers?
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada.
don't know enough about the Phillies to say, but if Hart doesn't work out, or they get rid of him...I'm not condoning it, but, I'd understand if you decided to root for another team
But what if he's traded to a city like Chicago or LA? Will he be hall of fame material, or actually be worse?
Reminder that vegetables>>>>>>fruit
If you’re lucky, they’ll send Bustrick and Fart together in a package together for some nonbusts like Puljujarvi or something.
I should of just start rooting for the Devils when I had the chance all thing's considered. Coming from a south Jersey fag who grew up in mid ground Jersey.
>Implying the Flyers organization wont ruin Puljujarvi like how they ruined players like Simmons/Briz.
Honestly those teams are rather off just sending straight up money for both of them so Comcast can finish that Overwatch Fusion building since they obviously care more about E-sports than Physical sports.
I prefer to sautée them
Fuck off, we’re full.
Arguably every vegetable is good if done right. Vegetables are overcooked too often. No one wants *mashed* turnips. No one wants mushy peas. I'll go to war with boomers over this. If you can't chew you don't deserve to eat.
Pickled beets are really good mixed with other vegetables. Cut up in coleslaw or mixed with tomatoes and banana peppers. I actually still have borscht in the fridge with all the vegetables in it from garden. Do you ever eat pickled beets with cottage cheese?
Me on the bottom right
Not a fan of the cottage cheese desu
LOVE cottage cheese but i cant do dairy anymore :(
what would you change your team's goal song to if you had the chance
something something 13 cups
Forest fire outside of town lads
>Sports franchise
>Full of fans
You act like they are the pens or some shit?
But all seriousness the lack of Devils fans is more encouraging than what the current Flyers fans have right now.
dont stop the parrrtyy~
do i look high /hoc/?
the leafs will win 5 cups in the next decade, bringing their total to 18. how many cups does your team have?
Just need a little Visine lad
I’m still hungry, boys. Should I microwave the leftovers I was saving for tomorrow’s brekky?
make a grilled cheese
Not him but I think you've inspired me, lad
Fucking yikes. I'm starting to miss the hick Flyers fans. But I guess that's what world of /hoc/ refer to as divine punishment to the Flyers franchise.
Boil up some spinach instead
If I had two nukes I'd drop em both on Pennsylvania
would you drop one on the west side or just both directly on philly?
Suspect of samefaggotry here. But Id say drop little boy on Pit while fat man on Philly.
man theres like 30 million of us
The reply was fast enough to net it as samefaggortry
I was more or less hoping by the time I have access to nukes theyd be big enough to get the whole state in one go
N
I
I
hmm
WORKSAFE
FORUM
>forum
>samefag
>no
look I hate shittsburgh as much as the rest of you guys but if I got my hands on nukes California would be my immediate go-to.
keep it frosty marine
Idk man I hope you get too see another first round loss of your jests by my defending champion notes, so it's all fair game really.
Watching Rushmore
>loins
Wes Anderson's weakest movie imo, not counting the furry one because I never watched that
Fair argument but I still enjoy it
Same desu
>Söyboy
>Maga Hat
Like seeing a gay Muslim.
>basedboys hate California and support Trump
What country do you live in?
why are right wingers incapable of understanding jokes?
Just called the black girl on tsn an ugly nigger in the living room full of family so I guess you can say I'm an accelerationist
my loins :(
>jokes
You poor thing.
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Stoked for the long weekend. I really deserve it. Nobody works harder than me
Are fertile...?
Except for everyone
What holiday?
It should be no known
>no one can shotgun more beers than me
>no one's a bigger sports fan than me
>no one's more racist than me
>no one's got a stronger neck than me
>no one lies more than me
>no one's a bigger finland fan than me
how does this make you feel /hoc/?
Uhhhh. August long. Do Americans really name their holidays?
i think i'd shit my pants if i went to walmart and saw some 300 pound hambeast with sharted cargo shorts carrying around an ar-15 because of muh freedoms or whatever
>no one's more racist than me
Psshh not a chance
Bout to just play some crash. fuck offseason
Simcoe was a fucking cuck.
>no one can shotgun more beers than me
You're probably fat as fuck
>no one's a bigger sports fan than me
Me you lose
>no one's more racist than me
Eh I'm only moderately racist but...I'm pretty sure you arent the worst
>no one's got a stronger neck than me
From all that dick sucking you do
>no one lies more than me
This isn't even a good thing
>no one's a bigger finland fan than me
Ew
Who's watching the race in the morning
6' 190-200 depending on my week. 195 atm since I ate lunch two days last week
mwl
You guys make any revelations during the offseason? I've always wondered who my neighbor reminds me of and I've finally pinned it. Junior Soprano. And as brutal as his families taking it, he's hitting the senility phase and I'm loving every laugh. The coyotes are back and his chicken pen is dodgy at best so I'm waiting for the inevitable fall out there.
Why are you such a dick? He's probably a nice guy
No one's a bigger dick than me
>why yes, I'm waiting for ps5 to buy a new NHL game
i'm still playing 2016 no reason to get a new one until there is some genuine innovation
Bad goy, bad!
>NHL writers already sucking the >rags cock
>they still think shitsburgh is good
THEY MAKE CLICKBAIT OSRS
The RFA system is outdated and only still in place because the draft is held at 18 which also results in all the fucking busts. NBA /enter when you're ready/ WHEN?
t. Nigger
I forgot where pucks need to go. it's been so long without hockey.
Vagine
I think you want to get them far
>no hockey for long time
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ware ware wa
Alexa, put the game on tv and despacito on the speakers
68 DAYS
GIVE IT UP FOR 68 MORE DAYS
9 WEEKS 5 DAYS LEFT
Simcoe carried the show you fucking pleb
Why do you anime faggots pretend to like hockey and post here
>pretend
Subconsciously trying to not disappoint their fathers
>68 days
I want to fucking die
>
No
Too late
Now THAT is what you call a drinking problem!
Having a slice of pizza so fucking ace. Laine 8x11 coming any day now btw. Plus trade Kulikov for heiskanen then resign Connor with savings.
man just shut the fuck up
ripping it on call of duty mobile boys
Man just shut the fuck up
Jets Cup. Man. Did you guys know I travel dimensions? Wow. Yikes
Jets . Stanley . Cup
I someone watch hockey?
My entire gimmick is I don't watch hockey. So fucking based
Shit gimmick from a shit poster
What am I going to do tomorrow? I wanted to bake cookies but it's going to be too hot
Here's some stuff to make you think
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Careful now
Think I'm gonna say it
Yeah, well, Dracula called and he's coming over tonight for you, and I said OK.
based. i'm sick of this faggot
You know what? Golf as a sport fucking sucks. I've never actually done a game. I've done the hard stuff though. Driving range and mini golf. And they both fucking suck
the night sam got BTFO
Maybe I'll go to the bar tonrow
downloading the new avengers capeshit lads
waste of valuable gigabites
LOL golf is just an excuse to drink and drive the carts around. unless you are a wealthy boomer.
Well we'll well.
god morgon
Ahhh. 4 on 4. Forwards got the d. D got the forwards. I'm a team Canada affiliate btw. Not gay. Kinda sexual. But it was a misunderstanding
Look I'm better than you, I just am
Watched a replay of >my team btfoing another team by six goals.
Avs desu
K A A P O
A
K
K
O
>bust meme finnish winger
>overpaid 2nd pair d-man
>cap hell for breadman XD
got drunk, went to english bay to watch the fireworks with my roommate
was fun
>storm surge
yeah I bet LOL
>bust meme finnish winger
why are you all here? get a fucking life you losers
You first
digits
bloos desu
laffs
rei, asuka, or misato
...
the only good weeb is a dead weeb
the hell kind of GET was that?
The bings will win the president's trophy and get swept in the 1st round. Cap this.
>linking quints
Cap it yourself
Haha
/hoc/ can't even get quints now
cucked by /mlb/ chads
I guess the glory days of /hoc/ are in the rearview mirror
brsedd
How many stickies has /hoc/ had? 0?
LMAOing at your """"life""""
Mari
You guys hear something?
Always cringe at /hoc/s sense of self importance.
You're literally the least respected general on Yea Forums.
I hear sheep screaming and some wet slapping sounds
see
/mlb/ and /cric/ own /hoc/
/hoc/ is white so it automatically wins against brown "people" sports.
it smells in here
Looks like I upset some people with my Truthbomb. Time to accept the facts /hoc/
its funny that poo peeland always tries so hard to hangout with /hoc/ because his """sport""" is only played shit thirdworld street shitters
what that you care about the worst thing this site has which are stickies?
Dont speak to the hobbit
like you never see /rug/ or /golf/ or /f1/ (other upper class white man sports) in here begging for our attention
Boiling
don't speak i know what you're thinking
Behave yourselves and encourage diversity in your sport and one day you'll be popular Enough to have a sticky.
HE NEEDS STICKIES TO KEEP THREADS FROM AUTOSAGING OSRS
they still never even recovered from either
It really wants some white (you)s
cope HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
so true; btfo
watching smackville lads
Call brenton again. We need kiwis gone
/hoc/ unequivocally BTFO
>unequivocally
You dont know what that word means.
...
OH NO NO NO /HOC/ BROS HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING !!11
wassup india you weirdo
Imagine having to bathe in one of the filthiest rivers in the world as part of your religion
huomenta but the opposite
huonighta
eat shit
well that was not called for.
go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks
>babbys first lottery pick
dude, he's not even that good.
Krapo kucko
Everyone's scared of >rags
just itched my bhole and smelled my finger after lads
this is the post
let's get down to busines
to defeat
the hunns
did they send me daughters
when i asked for sons
you're the saddest bunch I've ever met
/hoc/ reeling
Is it October yet
unironically wish i could sleep through august.
>long
>hottest month
>birth month
hate it desu
/RPH/
Starting to think space is a myth.
New to the general.
What are /rags/
t. Lifelong
>tfw no qt swedish gf
It's time for you guys to do some thinking
i had a thought once
Thinking about "relationship" between Finland and Sweden
Where did it go?
Thinking I'm not liking those quotation marks
it turned into an idea
Just made you have another thought (about that thought) ;^)
Go pens
i saw bats last night
drinking coffee in /hoc/ with my /hoc/bros
I feel like throwing up
>33C
BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
based
unfortunate
*sips coke zero*
Shork week has begun lads! Say something nice about the shorks.
Canadian Cricket league scores are up lads
Let's go Knights!
fuck the shorks
Imagine being this comfy right now
*sips pepsi max*
I'm the cat
Make me ese
May I be the dog to your cat?
I already did, kompis
No you didn't homes
You can't prove I didn't
Yeah let me just imagine some shit for free what the fuck do I look like
firing up the john deere wanna get out before it gets too warm
*pisses on your lawn*
Like this
For me, it's Stiga
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
based
not based
I hope you look forward to sleeping on the floor.
For me, it's Stigger
is sweden home?
No, but I'll pass on any messages to him.
I'm worried about the veracity of this statement
Let's just say he's in the process of repaying centuries of backstabbing and betrayal.
cant wait for all these games tonight
>no hokkie
>no mlels
>lcs not til later
what in the FUCK am i supposed to do now?
Think I'm terminally depressed lads
hit the gym breh
>medically incapable
IT'S NOT FAIR
oilers top 3 pashitfic y/n?
what's your major malfunction marine?
they are finishing last
might beat out the kings but highly doubt
my back exploded
can't you work around it?
eh, i can do some light upper body but that's kinda it rn.
They'res moose in GTA Online now?
how does a leaf not know what a moose looks like?
Probably from the GTA
Too busy staring at the back of your mother's head
those are reindeer
Obviously not. Reindeer live at the north pole, theirs no snow in the picture, and global warmings not real..... So........
T. Basement dweller
Try going outside sometime user
"what the >rags are good? I'll just get another hat trick against them"
Just ate 3 bowls of cinnamon toast crunch, lads
FAT
>he doesmt burn 6k cal a day
just woke up
reindeer don't live in the north pole they live in Lappi
good day leafs nation
RIP I feel your pain
what is it about jack hughes and new jersey that makes finns seethe so much?
so close, yet so far
Finns still mad that no Finn has ever gone first overall.
watching movies in /hoc/ with my /hoc/bros
based jätkänkynttilä
I would be mad too if I was Finnish. Kappo Kakko was the best player in the draft but he got skipped over
I'm happy he avoided Devils desu
>rags
shit team with no fans
shit player with no grit
yes?
Discrimination against people that use drugs in the afternoon or get drunk on weeknights is worse than anything gays or immigrants face. I work full time, I workout every day. Leave me alone
sometimes i disrespect the law
20 years in the cubes
Death
The only law to obey is God’s
You'll have plenty of time to read the bible in prison
I am now
*dabs*
I spent a night in jail shit was so cash
Is that moomin
set's
Baking cookies now while the doughnut dough rises awa
Good boy
scrumptious
Craisin with lots of nutmeg and cinnamon would you like some?
is that hollandaise?
Unkind reminder that Sweden needs to apologize for war crimes
It's processed cheese
oh that makes more sense
yuck
Yes please, very much so. Those sounds really good
What war crime?
so how was church this morning?
For bullying Finland for hundred of years.
i eat ass exclusively from females
i imagine it was probably the same as every other sunday morning but i haven't been in 20 or so years so idk
>apologizing for a public service
Bullying bad, but not war crime.
Also, Finland was Sweden back then. You can't war crime yourself
PERKELE
>is that hollandaise on your hotdogs?
No cookies for you, retard
>No cookies for you, retard
i don't eat cookies, i'm not a fat tub of lard
me
just received my gagan 'za to cure my hangover
nice
based gagan
Gagan more like fagan
you wish gagan was a fag so you could suck his dick
>fin """""""""food"""""""""
every time
why is this thread still up? is /hoc/ ded?
it's the power of field hockey season
off season hoket leads to ded hoc
I only just now realized I wrote "Street hockey edition" instead of "field hockey edition"
thinking /hoc/ can be killed off
Not your fault for unconsciously not wanting to refer to bad "sports"
/hoc/ is dead, long live /hoc/!
/hoc/ is forever, like wu tang
it's ketamine time
/hoc/ tang clan ain't nothin to fuck with
Surrey?
>the sun belt doesn't have hockey marke-
montreal my good lad
epic
albuquerque coyotes fucking when
is this bait?
Need to clean my ears out lads
Business idea: make the shootout sudden death just like OT is
business idea: bring back rwregulargular season ties
Did you just have a stroke
Business idea: write a thank you letter to Gary
Evens I get stoned
Odds I crack a beer
my phone keyboard sucks. this is why i should stop posting from work. i have a problem lads.
I stopped phoneposting because I don't have my pass
OT 5 on5 continuous. Goals win it in regular season BUT playoffs it goes to the end of the period
Horrendous idea
>working on sunday
I think this is the real travesty
I’m at work too to be desu
i worked saturday if i'm honest
i feel no sympathy for sven
Sweden is my best friend.
Me neither, I got overtime pay, more than twice of what I normally make.
A really based post from a really based lad. BFF
>tfw no frens
You can be our ( & ) friend if you want
Ahem I took Finland first overall in the offseason fren draft
you're my friend binland. you're honestly the only non-us flag i enjoy seeing
Who went 2nd and 3rd?
if you aren't the binlan pedo from last summer you can be my fren
On vacation in New York.
Went by the NHL Store.
Was pretty disappointed desu. Not a lot of stuff for non-Metro teams.
Did see a 400lbs guy wearing matching Knights shirt and hat.
We've already come to the conclusion that it was a Canadian false flag
Norge and Åland
1. Finland
2. Suomi
3. binlan :DD
me and kippers
>full kit wanker
I had the 7th pick in the fren draft and drafted Will from Williams Lack
Shut up K*****s
Your dad does just fine
i am nog chinese tranny
>on vacation
>post on Yea Forums
>nog chinese tranny
Triple grim
>vacation in new york
what the hell is wrong with you
Gonna take a massive dump in the next thread
do it here lad
For me it's Tour de France podium qts
>bicyclefags
lmao just get a car
Script has been leaked
>Dallas refpucked to WCF loses in 5
>tampabay and MTL go to seven
>Tampa wins in OT on the PP
>kakko a bust
> Hughes underdeveloped
>kings win stanlee
Nah I want it to linger for several hours
>rags
>binland
>crap-o cock-o
Who said anything about bicycles
just trying to end the thread on a high note lads
Henrik Lundshi
just got back with a blue coconut slush and some onion rings
Where the new thread already, ya jerks???
>Kakko a bust
Friendly reminder that 2nd overall Barkov scored 24 points in his rookie season
>kings win stanlee
how?
end of thread reminder to wash your damn pucks
ok where is it I'm getting anxious
NEW
NEW
NEW
With blatant refpuck.