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Main Card
Pay-per-view, 10 p.m. ET
BJ Penn vs Frankie Edgar - for the UFC Featherweight Championship
Cris Cyborg vs. BJ Penn
BJ Penn vs. Niko Price
Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. BJ Penn
BJ Penn vs. Krzysztof Jotko
Preliminary Card
ESPN, 8 p.m. ET
BJ Penn vs. Alexis Davis
Hakeem Dawodu vs. BJ Penn
BJ Penn vs. Gavin Tucker
Deiveson Figueiredo vs. BJ Penn
Preliminary Card
ESPN+, 6:30 p.m. ET
Sarah Frota vs. BJ Penn
BJ Penn vs. Kyle Stewart
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>Not a game thread
I hate cazzies
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Max Hole-of-fame just removed his genitals for the weight cut bros it's fine
For real, should I make a real one?
Mini Stroke Bless
nah, we have a whole bong and change before it starts. We will get to bump limit.
Detachable Penis
dun dun
dun dun
Should be his walkout song.
it seems so lad, given how wide open lpl looks like and how lck is kinda messy i would bet on them again yes, they look kinda unbeatable
Oh well then whats that other guy whining about?
He's cranky
based
You have shit handwriting.
Post walkouts
youtu.be
Eddie is based
post your favourite non female fighter
I know. So? Can you buy a brand new BMW with your neat penmanship?
Fuck, EU fans are unbearable. Sorest winners on earth with pride as fragile as glass. Save us Uzi!
prelims in 13 mins right?
write heem with timestamp on paper. and take a pic of your TV that you'll be watching tonight's fights on
I don't care about your BMW. I just wanted to say that. That's all.
Oh I thought you were the guy that wanted to see my car keys
no
1 hour and 12 mins
There is only 11 fights
Would you?
A part of me at this point legitimately wants to see Penn vs CM Punk
yeah EU fans are really fucking annoying and it would be nice to see Uzi finally winning, maybe they can pull it off, some teams play better at Worlds than in their regional tournaments
Anyone else play on DraftJew?
I mean she has no tits but warm hole is warm hole.
these fights would be a weak card for a random fight night
Let her fuck my wife? You betcha
ty
Anyone else find her weirdly attractive?
she's getting KO'ed tonight
I mean I would fuck her but I wouldn't be proud of it
No, not really.
With a baseball bat.
Khalabeeb
This will be the end of Schaub's campaign
INTO THE HEEM AGAIN
When you vape, you're literally inhaling vaporized:
chromium
nickel
lead
arsenic
silver
zinc
nickel
aluminum
barium
copper
iron
manganese
strontium
tin
titanium
zirconium
Meaning you're looking at
>respiratory disease
>lung cancer
>neurotoxicity
>cardiovascular disease
-- at the very least.
It's not going to turn out well.
i don't find her attractive but i wouldn't pull out ever
unironically yes
I'd romance her too
she got a pretty face
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Reminds me of this
That's an offtopic post punishable by a 3 day ban from spuh. Dont do it again.
Didn't Punk get the boot?
High IQ people tend to have sloppy handwriting because they think and write faster.
me too
if the ufc is gonna keep throwing him fights at least give him one he has a chance in
>guys would you fugg this pro athlete?
The AMA was amazing 2bh
There's very little I wouldn't at this point.
Nunes
correlation is not causation
Deliciously thicc in all the right places. Also, cute smile.
kek
lol you don't know what those words mean, you're just regurgitating something you saw on reddit that you thought sounded smart.
Me too, brother
SAME OLD HEEM IT WAS BACK THEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN
SO I MADE A BIG MISTAKE
TRY TO HEEM IT ONCE MY WAYYYYYYAYYYAAY
post your carkeys zilch
she could have a nicer bunda
oh dude i would so hard
and be proud of it
He explained the causation, stupid.
>how about this Olympic swimmer?
Hey swede? FUCK you.
She would gib me strong heir with great jawline, would impregnate
prove it
I'm white and surrounded by mainly unathletic white girls so I certainly could not complain with Felicia's bunda.
Been thinkging.
WEC vs Strikeforce
Thawlts?
@arielhewani
1 minute ago
Asked about Face the Pain being removed from broadcast, Dana says a new original song is currently being worked on by longtime fight fans Anthony Keidis and Mandy Moore.
Bings n bongs
She even made "No Nonsense" Keith Peterson crack a smile with her mere presence.
>Mandy Moore
lmao
Hi I'm UFC Champion Max Holloway, and I'm proud to be the spokesman for a company that has made a huge difference in my life: The Vacu-Gro 5000; if you've ever found yourself yourself lacking, trust the pro's that make it grow! The Vacu-Gro 5000
*smiles broadly*
Holt shit, rare
I honestly don't see a scenario where Min manages to take the W. Frankie ends the meme by wrestling him.
Reminder to stay hydrated, and do your gacha dailies
Unironically this.
look it up yourself, or wait for the inevitable government regulation/heavy regulation/heavier regulation/increased taxation/ban on broadcast advertising, etc.
...but tell me, did you really think it wouldn't be harmful? lol
That's kind of tough. But I'd have to go with WEC.
Could be sexy if it's something like this
How long til any fight starts?
So rare I thought it was a faceapp at first.
who is best fighter out of Indiana? asking for a friend
Vittusaatana
These shitposters in the crackstreams chat make /heem/ look like intellectuals
There's no way max can stop frankie's power double
15 mins
no he didn't retard. he made a stupid assumption based on the correlation.
that song is my shit
What do you think science is
>Max talking about how he stopped being Rush's superhero after getting BTFO by Dustin
JUST
POIRIER IS YOUR BOY'S FATHER NOW
The one guy named AdolfHitler that spams blacked gifs is the epitome of crackstream.
>spuh
>not spee
How plebeian of you.
Bieber is a fucking hot dyke
Used to be Steve Harrington til he got pieced up and heemed by Based Billy.
Min got taken down by 4th round zombie shitty wrestler Bumtega. Frankie will grapplemog him
i think all of those things are in my multi-vitamin
didn't even mention nicotine, formaldehyde (a known carcinogen), nitrosamines (linked to cancer), or silicate particles.
do you morons even science?
There’s 2 of us buddy-o
you're so fucking dumb just kill yourself
Knew it was Toxic from the thumbnail. Absolute banger.
Motoya vs. Ogikubo, who you got
Should be a spicy roller
>Min
what
the wall is coming
shes desperate for kids
Lmao BBC always wins. Literally UFC has been BLACKED.FagsCummy sniffer faggot
50 minutes, Jczjchk.
How long til any fight starts?
Thx!
Vape my cummies lol fag
>buddy-o
This is the bad swede
have you not been here the last two days
Gays im so high rn
Lmao stupid polish bitch cant even Google you stupid fucking potato nigger
is schaub a rickless morty?
no i've been away for a week
See
BIG
BLACK
CHAMPIONS
AND COCK
Well we used to call him Max but then we saw his willy and realised that he's actually Min
You're just naming shit without giving sources dumbass
Holy shit
lmao
Felix who you got for the main event
We saw Holloway's dick and it was puny, he's officially Min Smalloway now. Should be changing his fighter nickname and Insta handle shortly.
holloway has a small penis. he is no longer max. he is min
Don't you have to work a 58 hour week to cover rent? lol
idk who she is but she's too pretty to be fighting
Smalloway desu.
We never actually saw Min’s piece. He was covering it with his pinky.
>heems you are dick
I would. I hella would bros.
her chin looks strangely small in that pic
Don't you like not have a government anymore? lol
LMAOOOOOOOO BIG DINGLES VS SMALL TINGLES
SMALLIWAY WILL GET DABBED ON BY NGANNOU IN THE BEDROOM TONIGHT. MINI BLESSED WILL WATCH HIS MOTHER SUCCUMB TO THE BBC AND WILL EAT HER CREAMPIE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
God I wish she was six foot three
You would have to be gay not too. Her ass is fat and she would bear strong children
Do you Google, dumbass?
What did you think was in that shit, fairy farts and unicorn glitter?
>hurr durr I'm upset because I found out inhaling metals isn't as healthy as I thought
burger education holy shit
This is already the worse card ever. I'm not sure I can even watch the first fight it's so bad.
first for under 50k buys
your walking in the jungle and you see this, what do?
40 and I spend most of my day at home thanks to my COLLEGE DEGREE and EASY WORK FROM HOME JOB
Where I get paid BIG BUCKERS to DO Jack SHIT lmaoOOOOOOO
oh
surely it can't be that bad
I JUST WANT TO SEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK
hey-o
A lot of vapes use mostly mct
lmao im eating a three piece with a soda and a side of cheese fries right now
what do you think having sex with shevchenko is like? does she even like men?
Vape my nut juice lmao
>that's a bad thing
Whens she coming back?
ill show you a heem *heems you*
How big would you say Lesnar's hog is?
holy shit
i just realised that the co-main isn't even for the Women's Featherweight title lmao
and i didn't think this card could get any worse...
I do it
Wow she got really hot somehow.
Literally the worst card lol
Manlets fighting dicklets and "women's. Mma
Muh div er rsityyyy
IT'S HARD TO START THINGS OVER
YOU CAN FEEL THE HEEM AROUND US, ALL THE TIME, YEAH
Still got la rata face
>this is a 10 in wmma
I'd rather suck on luke's hog than fuck that shemale
heem might be the worst place on the internet to talk about fights. Just brainlet takes, Schaub, and cock talk.
Nice source fuggin nerd go cry about the ice cubes melting or something
You'll never guess which fighter's daughter this is.
Small bv hes a white boy
he could never compete with superior bbc
Sorry bros but my chick and I are gonna take the beamer to the beach for a few hours. Don't worry though, I'll post a pic when I get there.
she's fucking yoked
gay af
tank?
>take the beamer to the beach
Could any fighter best a space marine in unarmed combat?
Of the gf or the beach?
Tank obviously
correction, this is a 10 in mma and real life
Ethnic white germans have the largest average cock size
I wanna give my BIG BLACK BLAMMER TO CALVIN KATTARS BOSTON BOI BOOTY AND I HAVE A GOOD GAME AND I HAVE A GOOD GAME AND I HAVE A GOOD GAME BUT IT WAS THE ONLY ONE OF THOSE GAMES I HAD TO GO BACK IN TO DO WITH THE NIGGER IN A WAY I WAS IN OFFIC I THINK IT WOULD 6AM THE SAME
Are you out the closet yet?
Is there anything to life but extreme misery? Misery ingulps me at every waking moment and haunts me in my sleep. I dont know what to do I just wish I was never born
dude i only smoke thc vapes go fugg urself with ur metals
>youtube.com
i like this song
Are you guys joking when you talk about wanting to have sex with these ugly women
imagine if cyborg never existed
biggest black cock slut in mma?
peak amv core user
...
First time I played I got all my picks right in a $3 entry and only made like $30
Compare that to how much you would net in a parlay - closer to $100
has Melendez retired already
megan olivi
I wished her nudes would've leaked
I compliment her for trying to improve her cardio and striking then I politely ask her out on a date.
woops
I'm so despondent about everything. Everything goes totally wrong. There is no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There is nothing to get up for.
my mom can heem everyone in this whole thread
give it a banana
It has to be Holly, right?
>Joe Rogan with lifts is 5'6
No wonder why he's on test and hgh
Heem your depression or be heemed by it
i miss Yea Forums posting
I heard a rumour she was a lesbian but I've never seen proof. I just hope her sister is straight.
kek who the fuck designed that belt
that just means you'd get fewer acetaldehyde and formaldehyde byproducts -- but you'd still get acrolein, plus all the metals and toxic/carcinogenic shit mentioned above.
gus
if I was him I'd just go meatball mode, 5'6 250 absolute unit.
kek, literally this
I wish soon
a butt blasted megan olivi is not a cute megan olivi
Wait a minute, Frankie "The Cancer" Edgar is fighting for a world championship?
WTF isn't he like 40?
shes a frenchie she cant help it
True, but in some of these contest you win $50,000 for 1st. Makes it a shit load of fun when you start stringing picks together.
The one cute australian girl with purple hair
>she
Post jet flyin limousine riding schaub pls senpai
Event starts in 25 minutes
yes - this guy is fighting one of the best boxers in the UFC in a main event tonight in 2019
less harmful, but still harmful obviously
>Frenchies colonize Africa for generations
>African men colonize Frenchie women now
heh
>I've had a few big transitions in my life
>transitions
What did she mean by this
>the signing that saved the UFC women's flyweight division
thanks.
>Notice Schaub's comedy special on TV
>Read description
>"A modern day renaissance man"
HELP
IT HURTS SO BAD
Max if gonna look a foot taller than him. He looks drawn out here if this isn't right after his cut.
Who /unironically hoping Frankie gets brutally heemed cause of his connections to Ramzan Kadyrov/ here?
bro who the fuck is Ramzan Kadyrov
Mini Max will win by heem tonight due to all the pent up anger he has from hearing small wee-wee jokes all day
boxing is so fucking boring
Get out and never come back you dirty caz
Who else is staying up
>>African men colonize Frenchie women now
you think that hurts, wait 'til you watch some of it
Hahahaha it's so small. Imagine agreeing to still fight after everyone has now found out.
i really hope she beats Davis tonight or i'll be very embarrassed
>bro who the fuck is Ramzan Kadyrov
>playing voice clip of Joe saying "I never thought I'd say this but BJ is getting outclassed"
Is Joe the literal peak of recency bias? As if he hadn't seen BJ get btfo by Jens before that?
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is Baki fighting?
She used to have a penis.
>Dustin is a better boxer than Max
>Max is one of the best boxers in mma
>Dustin handled Gaethje's pressure and eye pokes
>Gaethje has relentless pressure due to his tard strength and desire to die in the octagon
>Khabib has shittier boxing than Max and less relentless pressure than Gaethje
Wake up Khabitch it's all over
He climbed from bottom to top
Gotta earn the position in the gay community
"Li Dera Li Whu vs Li Dera Li Whu" The Card
come on heem we're behind schedule, we need to hit bump limit in 16 minutes or less
I look like a white Ortega but with a proper haircut so I'd instruct her to heem my dick and 10-8 my balls. If you know what I'm saying.
delicious
i miss prime weight cut rousey
How in the fuck does Reebok's shitty fight kit contain those gazongas? Oh wait, doesn't she just wear a t shirt when she fights? I can't remember.
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kylie meade bless
jade rivera bless
tcity bless
zane simon is the living embodiment of christ
I hate her smugness
That fake act got exposed hard
dustins just gunna gas like he did against Holloway ya goofball
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kylie meade bless
jade rivera bless
tcity bless
Derek Schott is the living embodiment of christ
I cant
I forgot them
did carraway beat up miesha before this fight or what?
Which fighter comes to mind first when you think of the concept of "heem"?
Tyron Woodley
Dios mío ... el babuino enfrentó la monstruosidad de América.
literalmente un ogro transexual
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I liked fat Ronda better
Can't wait for Spencer vs Cyborg. Felicia is so fucking juicy, I want to see her get bombed.
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you think Coker fucked both of them?
t. el peruANO con hoja
in hindsight they were goddesses compared to wmma now
Miesha was on meth for this fight 100% b
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thought that was Harvey Weinstein
Gotta post bunda to hit the bump limit in time
Khabib's only got 3 rounds of heavy wrestling in him
mama mia
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Dubs and this shit PPV is all heems
Dana is Weinstein of MMA only reason those ring girls like Arianny and Brittney still have jobs
Why doesn't Dana have any performance centers in Africa?
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Already at peak performance
good point
poor Arianny used to be so cute before she got the generic face and bolt-on melons
Literally who the card lol
UFC corruption can't handle Africa/India levels of corruption.
stfu Baby King is fighting!
Rockhold
imagine being brave enough to do this
how many bongs
If they pushed mma in india we would have an indian champ in every division by 2025
papa Dana likes what he likes
>Joanna loses 3 title fights in a row
>gets bolt ons to keep job
she's serving Dana as we speak
The event will begin in a minute or so.
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>Dustin Hazelett
What ever happened to this guy?
is he streaming this card?
guys I'm sweating like a piggy and it's like 24c. humidity is up in 66 tho. heem me before the card starts.
I member all these dudes
But I been around since before heem existed
are we not bothering to do picks for this shart of a card
discord trannies are seething tonight
truly a
glistening finnish
hehehe
who revved this dude
P-pls respond
someone make the thread
Thought that was a Celtic cross tattoo
You now remember Erik Kock almost flguht Aldo for a title before he got injured
le based
and now he's like the ultimate can
That's BJ Penn
I tried, however my IP range is blocked from making threads.
"Gaethje has relentless pressure due to his tard strength and desire to die in the octagon"
my sides
Olivi is very fashionable once again.
Imagine her choking on a hog
>ultimate can
Koch or Aldo?
we're still at 300 posts
Crazy how things go. He was my favourite in WEC.
You're a dirty dirty man for saying this.
TJ Grant just came up the other day
he looks like hes about to be heemd
take the marine
habib doesn't have a great gas tank either. do you actually believe he just decided to stand with connor in round 3? no he was tired af and recouping for round 4
>Erik Koch was a FW at one point
Koch obviously
jesus fuck lmao that fucking tattoo U S M C
?
"heem" threads are not gamethreads, they're barely even MMA related
Koch was a guest on TigerBelly once.
Yeah but we usually wait to max them out then make the new thread the gamethread
If you weren't a caz you would know heem threads can start fight threads, cazzie bitch
I just notice that Bruce Buffer says "We are live" twice, once for the first fight of the night and once for the first fight of the main card.
This is glory and triumph.
He sometimes changes his jacket between prelims and main card
He was also gonna fight for the title before he got injured and everybody forgot all about it
got some coke tonight to support my boy eric coke
is that spice i smell?
Did them last thread
What are those lights?
fuckin hell man this is a PPV?
People ascending to heaven in order to avoid tedium.
>tfw this fight needs more "ISSSO!!"
Is Bruce Buffer's job better than average?
Leon Edwards would elbow and cage clinch both of these men into a living death
Arent Lawler and Covington teammates at att?
What does USMC stand for
Please tell me that’s body paint on his back and not a tattoo
no, these are early prelims
Just cracked open a frosty Modelo™, mmmmm that's some good refreshment right there.
>It's pronouced "CO-CHK"
that's everybody that banged your mom, it's a tribute
Uncle Sam Molests Cows
that horn was rather loud
"Uhh..Small McChicken"
It's permanent, it's all permanent
Us marine corps
It's a tattoo, you're not allowed to fight with any grease like substance
>HE HURT HIM
surprised they got rogan for this card. i know technically it's a ppv and edmonton isn't that far from cali but other than max fighting the lineup is trash
Uber Serious Macho Contender
this fucking sucks
Remember when Ricco fought with some casino sponsorship on him?
Can't remember if it was temporary tattoo or tape though.
r/heem/ is the hub for the top MMA minds in the world to have edifying discussions.
Pretty sure Robbie left ATT before the Woodley fight
that dude is very ginger
I have a feeling this card is going to be the best UFC event of all time.
What is /heem/ drinking tonight?
u suck my cock
>he got it
>he is out
I thought Woodley was roufusport with Askren and Pettis
Max holloway dies NOT have a tiny penis. If he did it would be physically impossible to impregnate his thicc wife. Anyone who denies me is seething and coping.
Itaipava
Actual quote by me regarding last week's card.
>marineshitter gassed in the second round
The absolute state of Muriclap """military""".
Modelo™ for the prelims, Nemiroff™ for the main card, like every PPV I buy
I have it on good authority that a prominent british figure in the mma community posts here
Make of that what you will
Turlkey baylster, B. Hunnert percen.
Water with lemon
>u suck my coke
ftfy
Gin and juice, cant watch the fights so just gonna get wasted
>based "pull the single" coach
protein shakes
It's coming, one of these cards, it's going to be epic.
lmao elite grappling
what a great fight
I COUNT on it
i unironically like modelo
Navy Seals are the real elite. Marines are behind the army too
Have heard three different pronunciations for Koch from Rogan now.
Hard to gass out in the marine corp when all you have to do is point and shoot
>4.5% ABV
Bit gay.
Quite gay.
Why not with tonic or ginger ale, like a white person?
Who has the best fight over catch phrase?
Goldberg
>JUST LIKE THAT
Cruz
>HE GOT IT DONE
Anik
>HE HAS DONE IT
Rogan
>STOP THE FIGHT
Schiavello
>GOODNIGHT IRENE
Yeah, Askren's his wrestling coach...maybe I'm getting mixed up but I thought they were both in Florida for a while
THIS IS A WAR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Is welterweight manlet division?
And carry bags for the powerful females.
is this fight the power of mma?
Soju, don't judge me. I got it for cheap
In the middle of the desert, only mixer i have is a bottle of juice
Goddard would heem both these fruitcakes
OHHHHHHH HE GRINDED AGAINST HIM
Goldie
He's probably trying to not moan as he says "Cock".
Who else wants to fuck Felicia?
There's one that all true oldfags already knew about
Goldie easy.
Johnie Walker Red, just got a 1.75 for 30 bucks. good times
Goldie easily.
>It is alllll over
keystone light boys
Easily Mike. Joe Rogan's "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH" is pretty based too though
She has a fiancee.
Mauro Renallo's mama mia!
Drinking some Arizona green tea while eating grocery store sushi.
Stewart's face is doing significant damage to Koch's hand and knee
you can always tell the measure of a man by the quality of his tattoos
i would have thought rogan's was
>OH HE'S HURT
considering he says that with every hit
Is there a word for Goldberg's ability to be both a dog shit and legendary commentator?
why'd you post a webm of paint drying?
Apple juice.
don't get the appeal desu
Legend-Airy
He's an annoying little shit quite frankly
Goldie is the GOAT and this can not be denied
and the highest quality man doesn't have any tattoos
great start to a great card
we strapped in bros
Man Erik Koch is such a shitter
It's called a "Bisping".
How about the phrase "rose-tinted glasses"? He was always shit.
I think it was a competitor of the place holding the card. Ricco's way underrated because he got frozen out of the UFC after that. His fight with Nog is one of the only legit robberies in Pride
Hey has anyone seen that Amazon™ exclusive new show The Boys?
What does raw fish taste like? Sun is too hot here to eat anything raw
OOOH HE SLEPT HIM
>great card
Honestly by itself (sashimi) I find it boring.
Water because its hot as fuck
>these cards always end up being bangers
you dont have a gf, do ya?
aldos such a bum lmfao
I downloaded it to my PC™ to watch later with a nice cold glass of Lean Body©.
The beach
Classless.
Draw for me
Fuck this shit im gonna play tekken
Tolerably bad
Where
The
Fook
Are
The
Picks
*snörff* :D
it's a subtle taste and changes significantly between different fish
>me on the left
robbed
Where is this?
I wonder if he's still friends with Vin Deasel
Do you not have ice, a fridge, or air conditioning?
who are the type of fans that show up for the early prelims
Best way to describe it is that's it's smooth and not chewy. Lets you appreciate the subtle flavor of the fish.
Why is this goof crying?
Staten Island.
Very cool. Water is nice and blue.
was intended to be a reply to Mods, please fix my post.
Are watching this card?
Dont care much about leaf cards
I showed up as I had to travel to get there. Who pays 500 dollars for a seat and don't watch the entire event.
Really intense fishy flavor.
Vin de Asel
Why does Megan Olivi have a fake nose?
>those """"""waves """"""
Yes
Next fight has the scary looking tatted up Brazilian woman, Sarah Frota
cazzies
Because she's a witch.
Somewhere in LA county. Here's a clue
Post the cunny
Her nose is fucked. It's always bothered me. I want someone to just cut the tip of her nose or something. She should have enough money to get it trimmed.
>Cyborg Davis Robertson
What a cool name
>woman
>first of 3 women's bouts
kek
Evidence?
This hue ‘girl’ is a can
Anyone here actually been heemed? I was in 38 fights and was never heemed until I got spike tackled in rugby which gave me a concussion
I agree.
Post the cunny. I don't care if there're panties covering it.
already time for 15 min break? wow dana is slipping
this brazillian tony ferguson is a guy?
Frota is really hot
>38 fights
What kind of "fights" were they?
why so many brazilian bitches look like they got hepatitis
I have a ludicrously good chin. No athletic ability or talent outside of that, but I've taken a lot of heavy shots and falls and never even been wobbled.
I played middle linebacker for my d3 college team I got heemed every day in prac lmao
>they keep showing this plastic whore talking over the walkouts
Whose idea could this have been?
Dockie?
An uglier Smiff.
>this is the power of the dyke bull
Frota finna heem this bitty
No that's creepy. I heem fools I catch taking creep shots on my beach.
Why are you fighting that much?
needs more corona
id clap those cheeks in the distance
Hnnngh I love this dyke
No, if you don't count self heems
Have you actually caught people?
...
What a can
Frota is actually a really nice person who does a lot of charity work with the elderly and is a strong advocate for renewable energy
HOLLY TATTOOS
Id fuck Robertson tbqhwyf
Orc vs random face generator
frota is a beast
I've never fought sadly. A wh*te boy, a flip gangbanger, and a different wh*te boy all tried starting shit with me but they all ran away when I stared them in the eyes
She's about as bad as Yoelito.
those were better times
>the pussy choke
Another BJJ can flushed
>m-muh submissions!
Lmao.
Been in various martial arts for almost 20 years now. Older brother used to randomly start fights with me until he moved out when I was 16 so it's probably closer to 100 fights if you count those, they were a lot more violent because we'd end up using things around the house as weapons
Based