Needs to cheat at cricket to beat poos

Everyone there claims to be at least part Maori.

And that's a good thing

Australia has been drifting toward USA since the 70s. New Zealand is way more British then them

Maoris were actually pretty sound to be fair, they just still loved their tribal behaviour and thought they were more intimidating than they were. Good people though.

That's not true at all, I lived there for 3 years and it's nothing like Britain. It's very American, they even have blood and crip gangs.

>copies USA by making their own football no one cares about.
first AFL game: 1858
first handegg game: 1869
eat shit, sebbo

Never been there but I dont think theyer very British in manners. I work in tourism and meet a lot of international people and think Irisih are most similar to English but theyd never admit it.

In terms of British being polite and NZers not as polite, or the other way around?

English and Irish just have a sense humor that i just dont see in Aussies and Kiwis. Maybe they're different around Americans.

>puts up this shithouse thread while most Ausgods sleep
Typical seppo

None of you have ever been to Australia or New Zealand, stop larping on a thuvan throat singing IRC chat.

The Irish are basically identical to us at this point

Literally never met an Irish person who didnt have to keep bringing up they support Liverpool.

>sebbo copping the ultimate truthie
based
sebbo will
a) NOT reply to this
b) move so many goalposts to invalidate the truthbomb that every footy ground becomes a soccer pitch
c) seethe

I like the Irish. I worked in building a lot and met loads of Irish, I can't say I've ever met an Irishman I didn't get on with.

Lived in Chch for 3 years on the re build, also lived in my car in Wellington for a bit.

prove it

What is it with the Irish and the building trade? Half the brickies in this country are Irishmen.

>blood and crip gangs
>blood
>and.
>crip
>gangs

I lived in Rolleston, used to drive through Hornby to work in Riccarton/Illam on the university. I enjoyed walking in Arthurs pass and chilling in the hotpools in Hamner springs in winter is amazing.

They're everywhere, anywhere in the world you go you'll find Irish builders.

Lmao. Why are you so incredulous about the idea that people can move to New Zealand? It's not fucking Jupiter.

>NOOOO YOU CANT CHEAT AGAINST SUBHUMANS
>DONT PLAY A CONTACT SPORT YOU HAVE TO PLAY SAWCER
seems pretty based to me desu

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we're literally identical to New Zealand culturally

low IQ on average and an eagerness to escape their dreary island cluster

>shitposting champs
What is it 2012? Aussies hide in their generals these days, havent seen a memorable aussie post for years

hasn't been a memorable Yea Forums post for years this board is now shit

There was that Brazilian sister fucker not too long ago

they'll fit right on in in Australia so

>le aussies are cheaters meme
they won 5 world cups legitimately, only redditors say they are cheaters
>worse than the all blacks
everybody is worse than the all blacks, America is dogshit at fucking everything if you want to go by population
>le they copied us
you supporting Sporting Kansas or Real Salt Lake this season bro? maybe waiting for Inter Miami?

true
true
parents were unironically irish migrants actually

Imagine being to cheat to beat 3rd worlders

>Inter Miami
is this real?

I've been there

>Inter Miami

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only countries I've ever been to are Australia, New Zealand and Tasmania

I went to Queenstown last year

how good is it

most beautiful place in the world I reckon cannot wait to go back

This looks like some Molloch-Epstein-Deep-State-Occult-Clinton bullshit to me. Does Beckham have any connections to Prince Andrew? Questions have to be asked about what they're using the academy for imo.

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I live in Tauranga, only back here for the summer.

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no you don't

Me with the bat.

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Everyone stop.

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Its the other way round lad

Unironically proud of us for having the audacity to even attempt to cheat against third worlders

ask me anything mate, i've only lived there for a year but i can probably answer

Australia are not inferior to New Zealand in the rugby league. Also, imagine siding with the seppos against the aussies.

>Bro we'd be so good at soccer if we tried!

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Womens world cup validates that

Australians are nice, don't pick on them.

long live the holy and immortal ANZAC
down with the hideous and god-defying ANZUS

Imagine having no culture or identity

I'm happy being an individual, but if you need a group identity to support you that's OK.

Why were they trying so hard to get wickets when all they had to do was prevent boundaries?

>I lived in Rolleston, used to drive through Hornby
He checks out, lads

imagine having worse english than 3rd worlders

>an australian is fucking his girl
It's alright mate, it happens to the best of you

Anzac biscuits are pretty based

>inferior at rugby to NZ despite bigger population
lmao fug poo zealand

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dat pic

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>no culture or identity
Don Bradman, Split Enz and Dannii Minogue want a word nigger

Fuckoff we’re full
>All those cunts holding up traffic trying to get to the McDonalds just after the Frankton roundabout
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why would I want to go to your shitholes?

NZ is just Scotland-Light and 90% of Australia is wasteland

Is this the thread where we tell Americans to lose weight?

>reddit spacing

lol

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Wales-light

t. pic related

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