Sunday Games; Rise and Shine Edition
>RESULTS SO FAR
>Friday
Tigers (98) def. Magpies (66)
>Saturday
Lions (87) def. Hawks (60)
Blues (87) def. Crows (60)
Eagles (121) def. NORF (72)
Saints (104) def. Demons (85)
GWS (56) def. Port (55)
>UPCOMING
>Sunday
Bulldogs vs Dockers @ Marvel - 1:10pm AEST
Swans vs Cats @ SCG - 3:20pm AEST
Suns vs Bombers @ Metricon - 4:40pm AEST
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HEAVE HO UNNA
Ready for a quality game today, no way the Suns stand a chance. Top 4 here we come.
>Top 4
No chance. Best case we finish 5th and play whoever stumbles into 8th. Most likely we'll play Collingwood in the 6th v 7th final.
Based Fred, good luck today m8
UP DA LIONS
my /nrl/ family
Basedbane tbqh lads
>Didn't bet over the weekend
Feels like a sweet release
who /dabloos/ here?
Did the iggs look as good on telly as they did live?
Yep
Has nothing on StraffGOD
Is every bf mod a degenerate commie?
Yes, even Chief is a degenerate commie now.
Trying to fit in, I guess?
>these three shit games on today
fucking grim
theres no way the suns lose 18 in a row, surely
who you reckon they beat
dons @ metricon
pies @ mcg
bane @ gabba
roaches @ marvel
giants @ metricon
reckon today or giants are the only chances
pies la
dogs go wacko
dogs go wacko
for straffo
could you imagine the shitshow
Either Dons or Roaches in an out-of-form top 8 denier
what picture do i use for tinder if i have no friends
i dont have any pictures of myself but a selfie i just took and my drivers licence pic
>peemantle
>It's a Huddo and Derm banter episode
Based
Lobbe just got pulverised and got absolutely nothing kek
What score do Bullflogs need in this match to boost their percentage enough to surpass the crows?
*destroys peemantle*
dogs need to win by about 220, looks like they're going for it
It depends on what the other team scores too. Score isn't so much an issue as the extent to which they win.
Go through StraffBOSS's Instagram la
i reckon im better looking than that 2bh
The pies are on fire.
Settle down buddy they're not even playing
No I mean the sausage rolls are cooked
the dogs are boiling
Fuck off with this spam at the start of every thread.
>le hide my triple chin man
>watch NRL
>hang out in /afl/
Simple as
Not fond of this bullying. You should reflect on your actions, mate.
sorry pal
if i put 'i have no standards' in my tinder bio ill get a fuck buddy easy yeah?
Do the opposite. "If you're not at least 8/10 don't talk to me"
I find shunning all dating apps and looking down on people who use them the best strategy.
Based Teddy
somewhat based post
i don't get it
thought Ross Lyon was supposed to be a great defensive coach
"Chuck's fuck and suck" I presume.
Image being a Fred supporter.
*be's a Fred supporter*
*be's reminding you that clangers happen*
Poodogs getting smashed lads
UP
THE
D O N S
Why is his top hair on his bottom hair?
THIS.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>just woke up from hangover
>Fred
why did I ever bother
please watch our sport (NRL)
We're not making top 4 with our injuries m8
>fred
one injury and one wedding its fine Tipungwuti in fine shape too!
imagine being a freo supporter and not a west coast supporter. i almost feel sorry for them
I switched after a childhood bet in 1999, the first of many bad decisions. They are MY useless cunts now though.
forgot the mighty bombers were playing today haha thought it was a bye week
although...
well statistically in the next say 50 years fremantle should be even with west coast as everything balances out eventually
Straffo truly was ahead of his time.
That's not how statistics work.
Don't know what statistics class you took m8.
but you're wrong
HOT DOGS
How hot?
ever thrown a coin you silly mutt
We proved that is exactly how statistics works in last years prelim lad
Statistically, you should be due to making a non retarded post anytime soon.
why are they booing brayshaw?
So who replaces Lyon and are any other teams going to be dumb enough to give him a job?
for being a glass jawed little bitch
Sumich or Longmuir. I hope someone gives him a job, only way >we (Fred) will win a game.
Bolton, Scott, Richardson and maybe Hinkley, Lyon, Pyke. Anyone else and will this be the most coaches moved on in a season?
*be's doing the mountain*
A coin toss is a random event.
there is no such thing as random, the universe is deterministic and every single event that ever has or will occur is the result of a finite number of different variables. at any given particular moment, every single (finite) thing at the lowest level of the (finite) universe are arranged in such a way that the next event or 'frame' in time has been determined by the very last previous events' variables.
If they were smart- Suma. Bloke is unironically an elite footy mind and man-manager who has got the best out of every group he's ever coached. His biggest issue is that he presents as an absolute mong in the media and is the least 'sexy' choice possible.
>diet coke
the pies are on fire
have sex
i had a good two hour meth fueled fuck session on thursday thank you very much
How was he?
>ywn have the balls to proclaim your loved yet shunned interests to all the social leeches who go to the footy
it was a chick. i am not a neet and actually have a job, so i can afford pleasures the likes of methamphetamine and escorts. she was good, smoking from the pipe together is what i like to call a true 'girlfriend experience'. best time so far with any escort, and i've probably fucked at least 40 since 2016
what do you do for coin mate, $530 bucks for pips and chink hookers has to take it's toll
>chol there as well
KEK
>afl customers
Based
i have my own business, others do the crap stuff for me so it's really money for nothing
The bodypillow is on fire
based junkie entrepreneur
>Tipped Freo again lads.
Why are we so fucking garbage? I love Fremantle, but I feel like at this point I will never live to see them win a Grand Final.
With favourable results for us this weekend keeping us in contention for the 8th spot, and with Fyfe, Lobb and Ballantyne in, I thought we'd have a good chance at winning today.
Kyoani is on fire
Peelong are shit
are the cats, dare i say, finished?
ice cream truck outside, anyone want anything?
>Ballantyne in
>2014+5
>a good thing
Papley's going look good in Navy Blue
>De Goey and Quaynor on injury watch
Pies to slip out of the 8 odds?
EXCELLENT taste
>ice cream truck
Does this even happen anymore?
couple of monaco bars please lad
30c come m8
The pies are on fire
i gotta thank benny cuz, his (on-field) success inspired me. everyone wants to smoke some tina with him, girls want to fuck him. he's enjoying a hedonistic lifestyle thanks to intellect and not falling for the 'meth is bad for you' meme
Pretty sure Home Ice-Cream is still around in some areas, if not then you can still pick-up ice creams from their warehouse but they're obscenely far from most residential areas. youtube.com
sounds haram tbqhwy
>Home Ice-Cream
fuck that name really rings a bell
Delivery Dan please fuck my wife
The cats are boiling
Imagine if the cats get injuries too, they've had a great run so far.
bitcho mellican
Good banter
>the biggest flag in sydney's cheersquad is a giant gay flag
DO let /nrl/ see this
>Too far
Haha.
Imagine getting called for running too far in the year 2019
He didn't have the star power to avoid the call. Doing it from the kick in is something new though.
The rule:
Kick distance for a mark: 15m
Running too far: 15m
The reality:
Kick distance for a mark: 10m
Running too far: 20m
now this is based
Is there any rule about the number of steps you can take?
Has Richmond played at Kardinia this century?
peemong fats have turned to shit in the past month, iggs are the only teams actually looking decent
Fuck Geelong, need big daddy umpire to bail them out
Geelong have been shit for most of the year desu. The lucked into more than a few wins when really the other team was better for most of the game.
In saying that, they have some of the best 5-10 minute bursts around. Most of the time is just waiting for that burst to kick in.
>who are brisbane
>who are richmond
Why aren't Richmond an animal?
*be's a Swans fan*
#freekickgeelong
*bee's a Swans fan*
>who are brisbane
lost to carlton and peemantle, will get found out during finals
>richmond
i'll give you this one
I hear the bell on the truck cruising around most Tuesday afternoons when I'm home even in the dead of winter.
Round 4, 2012 - Geelong won by 10
Watching "The Master" and god the scenes between Joaquin Phoenix and Philip Seymour Hoffman are just incredible.
The Swans are on fire
>2012
>Richmond: 10 wins
That's a lot better than I was expecting. Thought that'd be in your bottom of the ladder period.
lmao where do you live where it doesn't still happen you povo cunt?
baka ice cream trucks only tour around povcunt suburbs you mong
>she's gone user
It was the year before richmond started making finals, cotch won the brownlow and iirc riewoldt won the coleman
>tfw you never learned how to smile naturally
*be's on fire*
Springfield la
Even our touchies are better than yours. Look at her elite dominance of a man.
>lost to carlton and peemantle, will get found out during finals
Iggs got demolished by Sydney and Poort, Tigers were destroyed by the Dogs and North, etc. Remember in 2017 when Richmond were absolutely BTFO by St Kilda? You could probably find a lot of premiership teams who were embarrassed by inferior opposition during the season
She looks like a man desu.
For me? *Be's*
Are you sure she's not one herself? Look at that fucking neck.
>look at our fugly umps
m8 cope
Question.
If a player kicks a ball 15m to a leading forward but the forward juggles it say 3m so that the distance from the initial kick to the mark is now 12m is that play on? Or is it a mark because the initial contact was at 15m away?
>be's
>be is
What did he mean by this?
>that fucking dive
absolute state of peelong
he looks like a twink
kek what the fuck was that dive from blicavs
>Makeup
Why?
Mark, but the person standing the mark will be where it was completed.
considering umps often pay marks far shorter than 15 metres i'd say they would pay the mark regardless.
What if I get on the end of a 12m kick and then deliberately juggle it backwards 3m so I complete the mark 15m away?
basic bitches make me so fucking hard
in both of these scenarios the kick is >10m and therefor would 99% of the time be paid as a mark because umpires are fucking retarded
What happens if a player touches a high ball off the boot, the umpire calls 'play on touched' but then the player that touched it ends up marking it? The ball travelled the required 15 metres in this situation.
Play on.
Your scenario is no different to the one you called play on.
>2 touches at half time
hope gaj isn't finished lads
Yeah... kinda realised that. But it's vastly different at the same time.
gaz getting dabbed on by YHWH, about time
if a methhead can run a successful business then I really should put down the bottle and pick up the pipe. What industry you in junkie bro?
Essendon Suns Stream where?
>Victoria ""men""
right here lad
*pisses on you*
Thin Plugger looks so unnatural
>referring to indigenous players as "electric"
dog whistle imo
vipleague .lc/1-gold-coast-suns-vs-essendon-bombers-live-streaming
USA! USA! USA!
Who will win the MVP lads?
Feel like this is the first year in a while there hasn't been a clear consensus for who the best player is. Mitchell in 2018, Martin in 2017, Dangerfield in 2016, Fyfe in 2015, Ablett in 2013 and 14, etc
>The rule:
>Running too far: 15m
>The reality:
>Running too far: 20m
collingwoodfc.com.au
*be's settling down*
probably some mutt from West Coast
Cripps or Grundy seem like candidates tbqh
Cripps.
Doubt it. No real standouts in that midfield.
I can only think of Yeo, I just think of top 4 midfields and go from there considering Brownlow is a midfielders award
Cancer isn't fun.
Why don't players just keep juggling the ball and only actually marking it when they are under pressure? The ball has travelled over 15m and there's virtually no risk because they can take the mark whenever
>tfw watching "old" AFL footy players
>those players are 30
>I'm 30
>I'm a drunk
how did this happen
Just saw the Blicavs flop. That was dire.
BUMMERS ARE FINISHED
lol
Thoughts?
Geelong will lose PF
Richmond won't win 11 games in a row at the MCG, will be exposed against either or both of WC and Brisbane in the last two H&A and again come finals
It's WC or Brisbane for me
Sneed has been pretty consistent
You try tapping a ball and keeping it in the air while running.
Karate chop to the throat from where I'm sitting.
because it would be considering they are in control of/possession of the ball and have to bounce it you mong
can't see a thing, what a soft cunt. Hope the poof gets cleaned up
lol
iggs would flog bane in the big one
gary ablett poonior
literally no one would be able to stop the lions if they make the gf, hodge would be given free reign to yock cunts left and right
>Geelong
>PF
That's implying they'll actually win a final. They've got straight sets written all over them at the moment.
>Richmond won't win 11 games in a row at the MCG
They literally won 22 in a row in 2017/18.
Trying to lip read here. Does he say 'fuck me' while he's on the ground pretending to be in pain?
Remember kids, keep your eye on the ball.
>hodge would be given free reign to yock cunts left and right
fuuuuck that would be great, like when Lynch went out swinging against Poort.
Bombers are finished
based sunners dabbing on the bummers
Gammon Swangods
Do it for us
CMON SWANNIES KICK SOME FAHKEN GOALS
Is Hodge the best trade made in the past few years?
Same poster here. I would have Cripps, Fyfe, Neale and Macrae as the top 4 midfielders this year, with an advantage to the former two because they are more 'spectacular' players capable of super eye-catching games like Cripps yesterday. Grundy is probably the only non-mid with a chance.
COME ON BOMBERS KICK THE BALL
lads, a girl I fucked a couple times years ago from high school when i was a fucking beta and less sexually experiencedis coming up from down south next week and wants to "catch up" she found me on jewbook and messaged me a few times (i leave her on read for days as I'm a chad) she's married with 2 kids now. I'm sure she just wants to get coffee or something and some free attention but I still wanna smash, what do? Should I just tell her that it's best to give it a miss because I have a thing for married women? help a brother out here.
If you were a real chad you'd impregnate her and have the beta husband raise your kid.
Kick it long!
Who was that to!?
not even meme'ing when I saw I'm 90% sure a former friend has had my child, she'd never tell me though as her husband makes decent coin and she wouldn't want to fuck up her meal ticket. This is why I post on this friend simulator here, I can't stand the true nature of people, it's still a jungle out there we just have less fur
>scott selwood still on an afl list
wew how did that happen
What’s with the fucky active betting lines in this sport? Serious question
Fuck I used to think he was so attractive
What's fucky about it?
ablett is DONE
Dogs with big leads always pay big
Are you referring to GC v Ess? Because even though GC are winning they're absolute trash
Ablett is still GREAT. A couple of quiet games now and then are easily made up for by his match winning efforts.
Yeah but still
>jumped big on essendon winning +40
what I get for being a degenerate I guess
Happening
>180p footage at 15 fps
Inconclusive. Umpire's call.
Essendon already said their plan for this game is to grind it out because GC falls apart in Q4
Here come them Swanners.
qt
The Suns are on fire
the pies are on fire
pies on fire guy kinda looks like sam butler
Do you reckon betting companies would give me a refund if I told them I have an addiction and they shouldn't have accepted my bets?
>Dons don't want to pulverise Suns to leapfrog Megpis
>Megpis will obliterate Suns next week anyway and eventually the Dons themselves in the last round
Bombers have it rough
I am on fire
Of course, blame the gambling ads too.
the sun is on fire
>seven one-point margins
>two two-point margins
>two three-point margins
>six four-point margins
>nine five-point margins
>two six-point margins
>four of the one-point games were tied with a few minutes left
>three of the five-point games could have been draws if the last score was a point/goal
>both the six-point games had last minute winning goals
>STILL
>NO
>FUCKING
>DRAWS
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY DRAWS /AFL/?
WHERE?
Settle down buddy, stop drop and roll
CMON SWANNIES
We'll get one in the last round, didn't that happen a few years ago?
Making fun of people with alzheimers is poor form.
also, making fun of people with alzheimers is poor form
Relax. I've seen the script and we're getting them in finals.
There are no draws in the finals. We do extra time and if that's tied whoever has kicked the most goals from greater than 50 metres.
anyone have a bombers suns stream, mine died.
>shitney mongs
>whoever has kicked the most goals from greater than 50 metres.
another fucking arbitrary rule like the CWC final
haha could you imagine?
tbqh i actually don't know what the rules are if it's still tied at extra time, i think that iggs/port game did it twice
Cats win the grandie, GAJ gets best on ground and retires as the GOAT midfielder/rover. This is the script Gil has written. Screencap this post.
Think that was the joke, mate.
honestly how hard would it be to put a fucking 4K HD camera or a go pro on top of even ONE goal post to get a birds eye view of the goal zine, you could scrapped the fucking rock climbing wall at that zoomer AFLX shit and bought one for a trial period.
based. GOD wins.
Looks like quite a few things are on fire in this thread. Guess clangers really do happen
Fuck off. The bouldering wall is tradition.
GIVE ME A STREAM TO THE ESSENDON GAME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
isildur.jpg
Get Kayo, there's like 30 different ways to get it for free/cheap
Shan't do nothing if you don't say please.
>yes let's erect a structure that will obscure vision for part of the stadium
good thing no one turns up to that shit or else they might have missed half the game
Look on pornhub for some junkie getting fucked by a disabled person.
God would not let that satanic faggot retire like that.
kekd
what is Viktor Blom up to these days? Still playing and laundering drug money?
The sun are on fire
Settle down buddy it's just hydrogen combustion
where for art thou Realty Cheque? I miss posting canoe pictures
>another 27 point margin
fucked up the scripts this week gil you cockhead
Based Daly Bale
COME OUT WOG
Not sure how to feel on this Aboriginal boundary rider. He isn't exactly smooth with his talking, but it's kinda fresh.
I summon thee, Wogality Check
Settle down buddy it's just magic
I thought he did well enough. Much better than the charisma vacuum who is Luke Darcy.
gilly is based you shit cunt
Reactor 4 is on fire lads
CAM ON SUNNAS
KICK SUM FACKING GOLES
Settle down comrade you're just in shock
Run buddy
Sounds like he's hit the goon bags.
I think he's a cool guy he's just a bit overawed getting used to the position, trying to be professional and having a white dog in your ear the whole time. Someone should slip him a Jim Beam before the game to ease his nerves.
*be's exploding*
looks like the autist has a new gimmick, le pies are on fire xDDD suns are on fire toplel hahaha too funny XD
Fackin cam on loins.
Got my team
Got my box wine
Sweep in to a raging river of erections
Fuck crows
Reality Check's canoe is on fire
this lad is on fire
Reminder that XDposting is ABSOLUTELY the sign of a mental midget
Well it was a good ad, they need to make more exploitable ones like this.
got him on a string lad
Why is McDonald tpingwuti such a downhill skier, never does well when bombers are playing like shit.
I knew some of you would be talking about me and wanting me to come back. The silent majority always wins in the end. Those smart enough would have recognised my posts in these threads this weekend and would have seen whom I tipped this week.
Okay, trying this on for size. EssenDONE.
based fellow lionchad
season gets boring as fuck waiting for finals after round 18, should just play each other once and be fucking done with it
Your poodictions are on fire
Settle down buddy, it's just an add
>mcdonalds sniffin-petrol
reminder that XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget
AHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED BUMMERS
see
stop stealing my gimmick, cockhead
AHAHHAHHHAHA IT WAS A GOAL
havent seen that on the menu m8
>trying to take credit for my gimmick
grim stuff
The score review system is on fire
be nice, you're only borrowing it from me because I allow it, sweaty.
>abc seething at that non-call they want 6 points added to Essendon's score
Settle down buddy, it's just a goal
Remember when the umpire did his knee and all the Essendon supporters booed him off the ground
settle down mate it's just the cameras
This game is shady as hell.
>Stringer told to play on for no reason after marking 30m out
>joke GC free kick in the goal square
>Zaharakis kicks a goal that crosses the line by a metre and not given
>Saad grabbed by the leg as he kicked and GC get the out on the full free
Watching "The Master" and god the scenes between Joaquin Phoenix and Philip Seymour Hoffman are just incredible.
Sack that goal umpire. What the actual fuck
>Stringer told to play on for no reason after marking 30m out
He shouldn't have fucked those schoolgirls.
Essendon are just a shit meme.
Remember when Essendon were caught doping and the AFL gave them all these concessions so they wouldn't get BTFO too hard
>lowercase G
Honestly disappointed in the Straff desu, but not surprised.
> essenshit
if I ever have sex and I had a daughter I guarantee that the type of guy she would bring home, to my disgust, would look like Miller.
oh nononono
execute all umproaches
Reckon we need more Aboriginal goal umpires. They have the best eyesight in the world.
this fucking goose doesn’t have the guts to use the trip
Soulless drug cheat franchise vs soulful battler community club
trip on wogality cunt
Can clearly see the Suns guy touching it.
Umpire with a functioning brain calls it a goal.
Umpire with partial brain damage calls for a review because he's not sure.
Umpire in a vegetative state calls play on.
Just try something really quick
>Essendone Bummers
Fucking hate this meme where "good" players can never be caught with the ball.
>that block free kick to Rischitelli just then
This game is unironically rigged. Bet on GC now.
But how else are we meant to get superstars and putting bums on seats? The NBA taught the AFL well.
ramping up for an absolutely spectacular post round Sunday evening spergout. I can feel it
Soulless Victorian franchises have ruined this game.
at least ctrl+F it m8
>that entire passage
Game is clearly rigged, put the house on the bombers.
its more like 8 metres for a mark especially around the arcs and regularly see gypsies gyp for over 25 metres without bouncing. quite distressing for the 'tism 2bh
settle down buddy, it's just one post
The Bombers are on fire
Settle down stavros its just the umpires
Nomming the on fire meme guy for the Autist team this week.
feels like it's about to burst already
*happens in this game between the gold coast suns and the essendon bombers at metricon stadium*
.
IMAGINE
just cranked one out lads
hangover wanks are the best desu
*be's desperate for (You)'s*
the package is on fire
not Lindy. I simply cannot endorse this, my /afl/ family.
>that McKernan mark and goal
Amazing
Had a spicy subway sandwich this morning lads, my poos are on fire
*be's hecking elite in your path*
imagine being out cheered by an interstate team at your home ground. Absolutely grim.
You sometimes see kicker and the guy who marks it on the lead almost bump into each other.
big fan of how active /afl/ has been lately, timing our run perfectly into the finals
based LOINS LEAF
streams gone to shit like a necrotic prostate
it has been noted.
>5 comebacks in a row
Are they doping again?
Objectively best result for /afl/ would be Gold Coast winning by less than a goal.
nice bait
not
haha
why is McKernan never in the full-strength 22? He always seems to contribute
Wrong. We need a draw.
UP THE SUNNERS
That's true, but this not the game for a draw.
take my power sunnies
\o/
Please let the suns win by less than a goal
*be's giving my power to tha sunnas*
>commentators cheering on the bummers
wew lad
>commentators cheering on big victorian franchise clubs
shocker that
>tfw someone saves your brisburgers OC
feels good
Kind of want the Bomberos to win just to keep the top 8 interesting.
Joergen #2 is on fire
>McDonald got a free for high contact
You're kidding me
in the past he was a backup player, not quite a ruck not quite a forward but he is prob best 22 after the last couple of seasons. Daniher, Stringer and Mckernan best 22 with Brown and Stewart backup
The fire is on fire
settle down buddy, it's just a couple of embers
Reckon some of you cunts would be annoying shits who never know when to let a joke die in real life.
If you go to Nandos with a girl do you eat with a knife and fork?
This meme is on dire
Reckon this cunt would get dusted by me for being an annoying unfun shit at parties.
absolute autism
I usually eat with the girl
bit rude
No. I only eat with a knife and fork when I go with a guy.
this cunts sense of humour is on fire
who the fuck is ben king
Dunno but he's on fire
max kings twin brother
COME
ON
SUNNAS
KICK
SOME
FUCKEN
GOALS
/afl/ on most autistic community watch
/afl/ on fire watch
Will Cale Hooker?
who the fuck is shaun mckernen
chuckled
>DAY who plays for the SUNS
bravo gill
literally me but it's from anxiety. I feel like I have to keep the joke going to accommodate who I'm talking to and make them comfortable or I'm being rude, so it just ends up getting weird.
corey mckernan's twin brother
Cory Mckernan's twin brother
she's more worried about what you will think of her than what you think of yourself, guarantee it. I would use fingers for chicken if it's on the bone and then a fork for the chips. but I don't go to Nando's and I don't go anywhere with girls lol
>They're only now complaining about the distance for a mark
GOD COAST
COME ON SUNS
why are you taking her to nandos
COME ON SUNNAS
don't you ever fucking forget it.
top kek you posted it in HEEM too you fucking aspie
>Using a knife and fork
Are you some sort of fucking caveman?
if you want to know how a women is in bed, watch her dance. If you want to know how a guy is in bed watch him eat.
GOD COAST
UP THE FUCKEN RUNNERS
Nandos is one of the few halal fast food places.
UP DA FUCKING SUNS
>salty vic commentators
how sweet it is
BASED COAST
SUNNERS LADS
UP THE SUNNERS
The commentators are seething hot damn
The commentators are on fire
fuck, they don't know how to win lads
abc is absolutely seething
Gil has been spotted AGAIN
makes this 10 times funnier
*Gives McDonald-Tipungwuti 10 metres of space at the front of the contest*
oh what the shit
THE HOOKER IS ON FIRE
reeeeeeeeeee
>Letting a hooker rape you
Absolutely unholy
Kiddie fucker stringer has to be the most yockable cunt in the league.
FUCKING UNNAS JUST
MOLD ROAST DONES
>gil must be relieved to
Really makes me think.
>Fold Coast
>MY Fred lost to this rabble
>I'm bored, let's reverse the script
fucking cockhead gil
just set my living room on fire lads
very rude behaviour
Let's stop pretending Gold Coast is a city, least of all one that deserves teams
t. Brischad
Settle down buddy Gold Coast always lose
>fall over the line against the worst team in history
>THE BOMBERS ARE SCARY WHEN THEY'RE ON A RUN
the absolute STATE of these commentators
MESSY BUM CUMMERS
Now is not the time to settle down, buddy
>Brisbane newmoney ego
A bit early for that m8
more deserving of a team than the entirety of victoria mate.
should call them silver coast instead of gold coast because they always come second lol
fuck gil
managed a chad like 8/9 this round. Just missed how utterly awful sadelaide blows
better you fuck him than your usual type you pedo cunt
How does it feel pushing deep into your arm?
Wouldn't call it self harm, yeah you swear it's how you are
The reaper's come to collect now
Girl that blade on your chest won't help now
hokly shit
>tfw 4/9
>ehhhhhhhhhhh cockers wont let me do any blow
>errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr my mistress is in perth getting smashed
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my farts are a bit smelly
>arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh Jaxington failed his maths test
>clear my plate as quickly as possible then complain I'm still hungry
based me
USA! USA! USA!
>try to eat with decorum and be polite, but just end up using my fingers
yep
Bad post
Good post
Anyone watch that thing on 7 or 9 something a few days ago about Adam Goodes and the racism shit? Was pretty funny to watch Eddy say how it's awful then listen to his joke about casting him as King Kong
was on channel 10 and yeah that was funny
I made a point not to give it viewership.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wish he played again so I could boo him twice as hard
Lads who booed him because he was a diving dramaqueen and to get under his skin were pretty based.
People who booed him because he was black are complete fuckwits.
The racist arseholes ruined it for everyone else.
Literally no one booed him for being a boong you mong.
>Lads who booed him because he was a diving dramaqueen and to get under his skin were pretty based.
this, not to mention he broke the 4th wall with his invisible spear war dance shit which signified that the crowd was getting to him
>People who booed him because he was black are complete fuckwits.
literally nobody did this, he played the race card because he's fucking weak and couldn't handle the fact he thought he was bigger than the game and desperately wanted his Winmar mom but by all means keep believing that every fan in the AFL woke up for 17 straight weeks and said "yes, it's now time to boo this boong again"
you brainlet.
Winmar moment*
>literally nobody did this
well I did/do
based hiding in plain sight racist
which coon do you hate the most now he's retired lad?
D'Arcy Short
that's a whitefulla unna
one drop rule dard, how do you think Fred is able to claim the most indigenious players on the field when they put Hamling in the photos with Walters and the Hill brothers
*be's elite and muscular*
>double downgrade to bank some cash for finals
>lose to the ghostship bottom side and finish ninth on percentage
my life LITERALLY has no purpose now
How did you manage that? Most of the top players went alright this week, I got 2503.
captain cripps vs captain grundy
browdie gwundie
post round beats posting in memory of BONES BSA
respectfully, for me, it's Corbin aka Spooky Black
Sundaes or McFlurries lads?
can't beat a caramel sundae, old school though, when they used to dump syrup in the bottom then ice cream then more syrup. McFlurries are good too though I can't hate
apple pie
2nd one's pretty good, first one has a bit too much rhyming nigga with nigga going on with zero flow or point
this guy come across as legitimately retarded and completely soulless, do not rate it at all
>not dipping your hot apple pie into your caramel sundae
y'all plebs fur real b
pleb opinion, Corbin is alt RnB GOAT
>alt -genre
yep, can disregard this retarded opinion without further consideration
>all games finished
>some fag still here passing judgement on post round shitposting
>WORM won't even (You) me
what a grim existence lol SQUISH SQUASH
consider it an "alt-(You)"
imagine being such a freshie you don't know how /afl/ helped form friendships over music with a BSA who did artwork for BONES, embarrassed for you lad
ahh yes, the old guard of 2017 was it?
wtf
SEETHING freshie
lets get this badboy to 1000
The badboy is on fire
>2 lonely faggots being passive aggressive to each other because this is their only semblance of human interaction
kek, grim, but kek
zoomer rap aficionado sperging out, few hours later than predicted, but finally arrived
got them both on a string lads
*craacccck*
*sssssip*
now Volume 10, there was a proper rapper
youtube.com
>zoomer rap
it's actually not gramps, should I grab your O2 mask?
>ITT
zoomer virgin who's never had to create a chill yet lyrical playlist for abusing a girl tied to the shower rail in your hotel room
youtube.com
it's ok pham, you'll pop that cherry one day ;)
>achktually
STILL got him on a string lads
fatty
pleb not even considering where he's sourcing his string from. I own the bloody string factory my sweet lamb.
time traveler confirmed
>my pet is so obsessed he is gladly putting himself on my strings
delicious
I was just reminiscing, haven't been to maccas in at least 2 years, keen to try a quarter pounder with bacon though
be's on fire
Fuck, got me lad
underrated
you made the most of a shit meme mate, well done kek
twitter.com
>ashfootytv still exists
>does nothing but copy every single AFL account tweet
who here /latenightsnack/?
I'll post my dindins in an hour or so, going to be a vaguely healthy salad
fucked the dressing up royally, very unbalanced way too vinegary