YANKEES V RED SOX GAMETHREAD

which manager is getting kicked out today? My money is on both

E-Rod owns ya

why don't they use aluminum bats

why don't they use styrofoam bats

Is this the thread?

It's almost like you can't win with just a strong offense. Weird.

>sofathia

why thank you mr obvious. try mentioning that to cashman

Is CC Sabathia elite?

Why does cone have to say toe that slab every time he broadcasts.

lol it's his brand, and don't forget his boogie down in the bronx thing, if I even said that right

I moved up to the bronx last year and nobody says that. It's just the Boogie or B down.

to be fair, he is a boomer from kansas city

>first inning over
>checks to see how far the yankees are trailing
Wait, this can't be right. CC retired the side in order?

Imagine being from the Bronx I surely wouldn’t tell anyone

Finally, the jailbait cumdumpster golf competition is over.

But he has lived here for around 20 years.
Riverdale is cool, Anything south of 240 is a nightmare.

Fuck Boston and fuck the Red Sox
Take it ease

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oh no

it's the bad e-rod today

GIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GIO

AND FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS WEEKEND, THE YANKEES LEAD. FUCKING FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD.

gio

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Fucking wind took that one

2-2 SERIES

EASY FOR MY BANKEESSSSSS

GIO DA GAWD

>balls literally have helium in them

even the casters know

Where is everyone

at the theater watching the new Tarantino flick

hungover from the opiate overdoses, they'll be around in the 6th inning or so

they wont post until the sox are winning again

Not so fast cuckees

little league park

beni must be bribing these umps.

First the "double" from yesterday and now this dinger

>298 foot hr
congrats

checks in the mail umps

Dude I just got back from that how did U know?

LITTLE LEAGUE PARK

>bitch about the porch at yankee stadium
>this shit happens
Yeah, Red Sox fans should shut up about ballpark dimensions

That Pesky Pole needs to be removed and sent to Southie

>ben nintendo's home run had an expected batting average of 1%
wow

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neither team is at a disvantage :) if you guys can't hit 300 foot home runs then i guess you guys aren't so good

we can but you bitch and moan when we do it in our own park

Steve just broke down in the community discord, holy fuck this dude is damaged.

lmao Yankee fans take posts on Yea Forums seriously

Personally, short porch is great for Sox lefties so i wouldn't complain. michael kay actually mentions how benintendi has like a .400 average in bankee stadium

PGA on don't bother with this shit

>discord
And whoever that guy is, can remain there

lol what's the discord link if serious. (I used it for lurking insta sluts)

>michael chavis

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/mlb/ discord is litty bro. Tiki, Steve, and Excalibur are the holy trinity of broships

Chavis is the best second basemen the red sox have had in years

sorry i'm late but in my defense what an stupid start time for a game

is a bankee fan seriously gonna complain about pEd use...

>discord
>tripfags
holy shit non-yankee fans are cringe

name one active player on the yankees suspended for PEDs

there are yankees fans in the discord lmao.

not real fans

Sabathia obviously juices. you can't be a 50 year old pitcher and still throw 93 without the good juice.

It’s literally only yankeefags talking about discord

>steroid babby

"NOOOOOO :("
lmao even the players are babies

Just can't catch a break

cc's been off the sauce since 2015

Shut the fuck up retard
Stay on reddit and discord

false flaggers and not real fans. im the only real yankee fan in this thread other than meredith poster

Are the Yankees ever going to beat the Red Sox?

why so mad? literally half this thread is in the discord. cuckchan is being phased out

what is didi saying to chavis

WHAT A HORSESHIT CALL

>juiced player
>fat

Umps are paid off. Guess I'll go watch a different game then.

This anti Red Sox ump ball is getting ridiculous

maybe if youre a pedophile then yeah discord is the place

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How wtf

yankees suck lol

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mad ur steroid babby cant even swim-slide into a double?

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>five tool tauchman throws out steroid babby from the far end of little league stadium
rekt

>ben nintendo can't throw out voit like tauchman threw out steroid babby
lmao red sux red cux

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jbj would have caught that

GIO

THIS

Too easy.

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Bring back Ellsbury!

Yankees? More like STANKees

Mancini just blasted one off to the 3rd deck. orioles 1, angels 0

Where is Darren Jeter?

its Eric Peter
he was a shortstop for the rays

imagine being a cuckees fan when the dodgers are 40 games over .500

Fuck you spic the Yankees rule

JD IS BACK BABYYYYY

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LOOOOOOOOOL kys Yankeefags

LMAO YANKEES AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH

>skankees pitching
lmfao

JD

son of a bitch.

LOL

CC shook. He needs more alcohol. Fucking degenerate. I hope he does in a car accident.

>I hope he does in a car accident.

hope he does what in a car accident?

Something bad

for me i hope he dies

Wow as a Red Sox fan its so nice to wake up from a nice warm Saturday afternoon nap to see the 4 game weekend beat down the Yankees are continuing to suffer at the hands of the most recent Worlds Eries Champeen Boston Red Sox. The Yankees haven't even had a single lead in this series lmoa

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WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS A STRIKE??

HAHAHAHA

Red Sox fan here, yankees really are no good

it's tendies; he couldn't hit it if it was right down the middle.

Give me one damn good reason why the Red Sox won't repeat

red sox fan here as well, but i disagree. if the yankees are really not good, how come they are 9 games ahead of us in the standings?

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0mfg

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redpill me on the ped guy, i heard he strikes out a lot?

As a Red Sox fan, I enjoyed the rbi by Chavis

sox are gonna sweep

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The Red Sox can only beat the Yankees and Rays. They lose to everyone else, even the lowly doyers who they crushed in the World Series.

Who the fuck is this no-name "Talkman" playing left field (or not playing it lol) for the Yankees??? Bernie Williems must be spinning in his grave lmao

if Clint Frazier was in this lineup, we'd be winning 10-4

They're like the Patriots. They lose to shit teams they have no business losing to but give them a contender and they'll shut them out.

no, ortiz used to hit lots of homers, he didnt strike out too much

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that image is my desktop background

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red sox fans are pretty cocky for a 2 run lead .. .

yeah, little bit..
>what ya gonna do, though?

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qt guerin alert, where's waldo edition

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It’s almost like the Yankees got raped the last two nights

Just so it's understood..
You bring the mother fucking heat..
If you want to assassinate this man

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Had the Yankees won the 2004 ALCS, would the Red Sox have been as good as they have been in the last 15 years, or would they have slid into irrelevancy?

let's just get along, ewe guise

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YESYESYES

>wrigley field
Come on Smoltz

Anyone else wonder why aaron judge doesnt carry the premier player status like Bryce Harper or Mike Trout? I mean the media talks about those guys all the time but not Judge even though he is the face of the franchise of the most storied team in baseball.

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>benimemeti
holy fuck what a bust

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are you autistic?

Looks like Houston interfered with his glove

kek

>what if
Who cares lmao yankees have been trash since

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>are you autistic?
Do you know where you are?

>greenland
based

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Okay, can I get an answer from a non-retard?

Checked

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Because Harper is playing like shit and Trout is the best player in the league on a horrible team. Judge is the media's darling because he's a half black guy who's an anomaly considering his size.

Ok yeah find someone from an alternate universe to answer your fantasy question. Stupid nigger

mutt

Jerry is a literal psychic

honestly I wouldn’t be mad with getting Robbie Ray and Matt Boyd. anything has to be better than this

>the absolute state of the Yankee starting rotation

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Here’s a good one. If you were white, do you think you’d be less of a fucking invalid?

WHEN WILL THIS LOSING STREAK END THE YANKEES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER THAN THIS WTF

new york yankees more like new york lost the last two gamees lol

You dont wanna see me when im angry

Sounds like I got ya

ahahahah i'm dying at this freaking post

Too bad the yankees suck so much they have to hire one time rentals and cant just be good with the players they have. That is yankees shit culture. Remember when yankees got sonny gray and all yankees fans thought it was the best thing ever and he was going to win every game and then he totally sucked ass? Haha me too.

why itsn't it 15-3 already

me and jerry wishing she said no just now

German tomorrow, at least we know we'll get a Quality Start. hope the offense doesn't die

why is e-rod still in, let the bullpen finish the job.

apologize now but also future posters dont make me apologize if he gives up any runs i have immunity

this ump is fucking awful

my gf

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The rays- red sox bond grows stronger every day

get this figgat outta there

hey! that’s my wife wanker!!!

wtf come on leave him in wheres the fucking old school baseball

Lets win

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feel i always win whenever i get to watch a baseball game with my friends in nesn

good boy barnes

>rasy and red sacks choking out of contention

good timeline

Bed and tendies

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why it wasnt a home run

yankee fan literally inconsolable because of jokes on Yea Forums

BROCKSTAR

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ok he makes an out and always a professional at bat meanwhile i put smoothie machine back together bafckwards ONCE and now i have to stay home all weekend...

yeah because if theres anything i want to do its have names attached to every post. kys

sam travis is fighting to keep him job

Did every Yankee fan suicide yet lol

JBJ HATER APOLOGIZE

STAND UP TRIPLE

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I don't really follow baseball too closely, but aren't the Yankees supposed to be good?

>meanwhile i put smoothie machine back together bafckwards ONCE and now i have to stay home all weekend...

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Kek

DEVER

We’re still 8 games up after today

are the yankees even trying at this point

8 games

In the 40 year period between 1923 and 1962 they won 20 WS. They've been meh ever since.

GIVE TORONTO YOUR ENERGY LADS

THEY CAME BACK DOWN 4 IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH FOR US

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>while real men were at war, the Yankees won championships
LOL

ok but what did it do for me personally

We’re still up 8 games

cope harder, the cracks are already formed

8 games

We’ve been playing our AAA team all year

You still won't repeat

It shows

literally having nothing to do with game being played right now please try to stay on topic

even if we dont the yankees sure as fuck arent winning the WS this year, and that means the stankees will have gone the entire 2010's decade without winning a championship HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Fuck Red Sox autism you faggots don’t know anything about baseball

This song triggers Boston retards
youtube.com/watch?v=KKchi4KWUus
They still haven't recovered

Prepare for 2020s dynasty

>furpuck

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usually red sox trolls dont get to me but this would make me unironically sad

sit down idiot

When’s the last time a New York hockey team made it to the Stanley cup finals anyway?

It was a day that saved Yea Forums from a Bostonian sports Triple Crown

There's always this year desu

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wow barns is pretty good maybe my sox should try him at closer

more like spankedees

>trolls
its called banter faggot, now go use those tears as lube while you jerk off to all those rings the stankees won before you grandad was even born

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Yankunts absolutely hysterically booty blasted beyond repair

yanks have more rings in my lifetime than the red sox but cool racist image

wtf dont yankees posters say that idiots a good outfielder LMAO

New York has two (2) hockey teams and hasn't won a Stanley Cup since 1994 lol

also LMFAO
>Yankee fielding

Yankees are poop shit

ahahahahahahhahaha look at this freaking little league team

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ABSOLUTELY SHOOK YANKEE SEASON OFFICIALLY OVER OH NO NO NO NO NO NONO

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this is a major league baseball team?? they look like a bunch of middle schoolers hahahahaha

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Keep talking. When the Red Sox are eliminated in October, I'll be giving you shit.

why is new york getting their asses kicked so badly? i thought they played well at fenway

>yanks have more rings in my lifetime
but the stankees only have 2 rings in the last 20 years my guy

>crying racism
literally kys yourself boomer

nobody knew how they played at fenway since mlb didn't make them play here until last days of july

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Why won't the Red Sox win the World Series this year?

holy fuck lol this series has absolutely crushed the franchise and their fan base lmfao

Who are some starting pitchers that the Yankees can sign in the off season?

Philadelphia. All teams will be popular intermittently, but it's your best bet if you want people to be on your side hating the local team as well as all others.

>Why won't the Red Sox win the World Series this year?
tbqhwy i dont have a single reason why the red sox wont win the world series this year

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Workman is a great setup long reliever guy, but he's no closer.

Whichever AL team makes it is winning. The NL is complete trash again.

Didn't they get swept at fenway last year?

Portland, Oregon maybe?
only city where soccer might be the most popular sport out of the big 4.
>inb4 DUH BlaZeRs

David Price

Rick Porcello

eck putting weed sticks in booth again talking about auras

I should have rephrased that as good starting pitchers, not trash that the stupid Red Sox fans would like to see play for the Yankees.

Porcello didn't even pitch particularly well, our batting approach just fucking sucks now. So many first pitch swings then stupid takes looking. Tanaka was not good either (to his standards) but the difference is essentially one swing by Bogaerts.

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hahahahhaa fucking wow can you imagine being excited over a four game sweep in the last week of July ???? haha lmao fucking red sux fans get fucked you're just going to lose in the first round again oh no we might have to play oakland (gasp) or cleveland (shitting my pants rn) hahaahaa fucking boston losers wow you beat the ynakees without judge or sanchez wow that's like winning a hotdong eating contest when you don't have to eat any buns fucking stupid idiots im gonna be laughing so ducking hard when you get beat in october while we fucking cruise our way back to the alcs like big dick motherfuckers you know we are hhahaha fucking enjoy the win losers you beat up fucking donkey kong sabathia and some scrubs WOW real impressive get fucked beantown your city smells like fucking molasses

Porcello has never pitched in a pitchers duel, always has double digit run support. He probably would get lit up by the Red Sox line up, and lose games when the offense only scores 4 runs.

hahahahhaa fucking wow can you imagine being excited over a four game sweep in the last week of July ???? haha lmao fucking red sux fans get fucked you're just going to lose in the first round again oh no we might have to play oakland (gasp) or cleveland (shitting my pants rn) hahaahaa fucking boston losers wow you beat the ynakees without judge or sanchez wow that's like winning a hotdong eating contest when you don't have to eat any buns fucking stupid idiots im gonna be laughing so ducking hard when you get beat in october while we fucking cruise our way back to the alcs like big dick motherfuckers you know we are hhahaha fucking enjoy the win losers you beat up fucking donkey kong sabathia and some scrubs WOW real impressive get fucked beantown your city smells like fucking molasses

>tfw the red sox will never get eliminated in post season play for Yea Forums to shit on their city and fans just like we did back in 2008
Those faggots deserve it, they're fucking due

yankee fan literally fighting through tears to post about another sport or shit that happened 10 years ago because the stankees got their asses reamed

Stankees fans are beyond worked

Boston still sucks

Imagine thinking your team is good because they won the majority of their championships 50 years ago, Sad!

imagine begging the foreman to take the weekend off to watch your favorite baseball team and they end up getting absolutely raped three nights in a row

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lol at yankeefags getting excited about a couple runs in garbage time

>foreman
Try laborer

ok please dont post the draper word

>mfw the red sox can only beat the rays and yankees, but lose to everyone else

you missed standup this morning.....are you going to finish your tasks to close out these stories?

>yankees get demolished
>thots still sport the NY-caps unknowingly
Based or bluepilled?

Red Sox won't repeat

did xander just killed a little yankees fan

What is there to brag about Boston?
>inb4 muh hahvahd
I meant fun things to do

your making my hair fall out

Idk go to Fenway and watch the Sox kick the shit out of the Yankees that’s always fun

>judge
what a meme

looooool

>19-3

Oh no

too easy simply too easy

>Jew York
lmfao get absolutely shit on

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aaaaaannnnnnnddddddddd the RED SOX WIN

Imagine being a Yankees fan LMAOOOO

hahahahhaa fucking wow can you imagine being excited over a four game sweep in the last week of July ???? haha lmao fucking red sux fans get fucked you're just going to lose in the first round again oh no we might have to play oakland (gasp) or cleveland (shitting my pants rn) hahaahaa fucking boston losers wow you beat the ynakees without judge or sanchez wow that's like winning a hotdong eating contest when you don't have to eat any buns fucking stupid idiots im gonna be laughing so ducking hard when you get beat in october while we fucking cruise our way back to the alcs like big dick motherfuckers you know we are hhahaha fucking enjoy the win losers you beat up fucking donkey kong sabathia and some scrubs WOW real impressive get fucked beantown your city smells like fucking molasses

ok waht time tomorrow for sweep

Can't wait for Boston to fail to win the World Series

OH NO OH NO LATE SUMMER COLLAPSE

I have to say I didnt enjoy this at all

Yankees need to sign good starting pitching this off season, not losers like last time.

How Is Cinque Terre weather mid October

go to a kwoloon and took to an obasan about see a mothman fly over a tobin ok

twins fans seething in this thread

can you just tell me when games tomorrow or no

i dont even know what time game was today

Never been there in winter, but with a summer as hot as this one, it will probably be around 10°c with a bit of rain

Fuck the Red Sox, but more importantly fuck the Yankees.

Fuck the Red Sox in general

the twins would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Recycle this thread

the game isnt on for another 6 hours

Oh I’m watching a replay then lmao

of which game? is it online? I missed yesterdays game and want to watch

saw ur post u cant hide it

The Paxton game, I don’t know when that one was

that was two days ago, its another good one

>choosing a city because some people enjoy something
What a fucking faggot

Best fan girl coming through

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