Main Card
Pay-per-view, 10 p.m. ET
BJ Penn vs Frankie Edgar - for the UFC Featherweight Championship
Cris Cyborg vs. BJ Penn
BJ Penn vs. Niko Price
Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. BJ Penn
BJ Penn vs. Krzysztof Jotko
Preliminary Card
ESPN, 8 p.m. ET
BJ Penn vs. Alexis Davis
Hakeem Dawodu vs. BJ Penn
BJ Penn vs. Gavin Tucker
Deiveson Figueiredo vs. BJ Penn
Preliminary Card
ESPN+, 6:30 p.m. ET
Sarah Frota vs. BJ Penn
BJ Penn vs. Kyle Stewart
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Bet the house on ten fight parlay all against Blowjob Penis
ONE LAST W DANA PLS JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE LET ME GET A W
If even ONE fight goes to decision tonight i¨m killing myself
GOAT
fucker
Felicia Spencer is cute and will win tonight
khabib is undefeated
7 of 12 fights are 145 or below no names. Can't wait to buy this one.
at climaxing farm animals.
Give me one fighter he's fought who isn't a turbocan
darrell horchers got a hog
That's quite long odds user...
What you boys smoking tonight? Got Supernova and Outerspace shatter tonight in honor of impending heems
LFW
L(iterally) F(ucking) W(ho)
27-0
Goob
when women think a small flaccid ccid dick means you have a small dick period, i don't blame them
most women don't see their partner's dick until they're hard
but when men make fun if other men's flaccid dicks it just doesn't make sense to me
you people are fucking retards
literally each and every one of you idiots has a dick and you all know that just because it's small flaccid, that doesn't necessarily mean that they're small when hard too
case in point: me
when i'm flaccid and it's cold and whatever i can literally shrink down to 1.2-2.5" but when it's hard i'm 7.25"
Ferguson
show us your hard dick then you queer
Damn, americans look like THAT?
Fuck Tony is about to be a /pol/ meme now
11 FIGHTS LMAO ONLY 11 FIGHTS. AND THEY ALL SUCK.
When do early prelims start?
Can't be worse than last weeks """""""card"""""""
This card might be as bad as the last one for finishes. It's all turbo manlets and wmma.
I stand corrected
this is the future of the ufc and it's beautiful
I hope so. I want them to break the record tonight. No finishes.
Look at this woman
There's no way a woman who looks like this doesn't deliver a spicy banger. Just wait and see.
>she
BJ Penn is going to be exhausted by fight 3
does she have a bigger dick than Max?
based
very possible we see zero heems tonight, boys.
youtube.com
some muay thai on now
bunch of irish cans and then singdam in the main event
Song Yadong vs Danny Mianus. Who you got?
toilet joanna
Yadong heems Mianus
"Hey yall, it's me D'White. I was just wundrin where yall was headed to see that ufc card, and I ain't talkin about that payperview bull shiet haha
I'd win a majority draw on anybody in this thread.
Lads I knew tonights card was shit but I just had another look and holy shit
how is this a PPV?
>nobody:
>just nobody:
>dana wh*te: ah yes
That would be D-White, not D'white. Fuck you.
lol that's not Jon
If you spoke english natively, you would understand.
indisputable. can't wait for September
i would rear naked choke your ass in the 2nd
i read the ufc is guaranteed money now that they're with espn so they don't have to care?
Kinda hyped to see Tsarukyian
His fight vs Islam was good
You were trying to say "Dee White", but you wrote D'White, which would be pronounced as "Dwight". Don't make me heem your english skills like this, don't do a homie like that.
Wtf am I looking at ameribro
fucking retard
Good they'll make him famous
can't wait to see my girl Viviane heeming this leaf
Ummm... And that's a checkmate sweaty. Thanks for playing! *waves paw*
mmajunkie.usatoday.com
Jones wins again. Deal wit it nerds.
>you wrote D'White, which would be pronounced as "Dwight"
Yes, that's right user. That's exactly right.
We still talkin about dicks?
Neal vs Price is a guaranteed heem
It’s marijuana wax. It has a higher concentration of THC. Weed keeps getting stronger because people’s tolerance keeps getting higher. Potheads should just move to meth and get it over with.
Would you rather have a little dick or broken dick?
Yeah they get paid well for every ppv. I heard the amount they were getting paid for each ppv was as if they sold a 500k ppv under the old model. Over the long term that's an incredible deal for them and espn is stupid for inking a deal like that.
her legl name was CINNAMON, B! I woodnt trust someone named after a sugar. i mean waderwe even doin here b
Let's talk about something other than you for a change
I’ve moved on to medical grade krokodil
I'm not the guy you responded to originally. I'm sorry the southern accent is beyond your comprehension as a swede.
If you smoke that you're going to fall asleep from the lack of heems
Can Back flush BJ Plunger Penn go out on a win?
today the bookies repay me for my suffering
my goodness. They absolutely LOVE your business
I bet a sarsaparilla and a half I do a humdinger of a better southern accent than you up 'n' do as if you weren't half the yellah bellehd scum bucket you look like, just about, pardner.
yo is this paiN gaming the one from here? what game is this?
Which was worse, the card today or 234?
>10 p.m. ET
why is it always so late? that's 4:00 here
don't do this to me, please
Felicia Spencer is terrible she is getting heemed. Gavin Tucker is also gadooshed city
Somebody based Tyrone enrich the faggot swede please
Early prelims start at 1:00 :)
234 with the original main event was better
234 by a fucking mile, Lando Vannata was the co main lmao
234 ended up being decent, just not close to PPV worthy
Atta boy that’s what I like to hear
It's Disney I think
They want to make ESPN+ popular, and to do that they've signed deals like this where UFC airs exclusively on there so they can jump up numbers quickly. The goal is that in the long term they'll have more subscribers and people spending
Artem vs Swanson was a pretty shit card, no?
>> I will literally just tune in for the max fight this card is fight night on espn tier
That happened last week actually. Trinaldo heemed me with a boring ass match
He's right
Easy money
Max
Cyborg
Araujo
Choi
Mercier
In many ways he's not
Meth is an upper you retard
i dont think they're brazilian. it's dota2
That's a pain in the ass to deal with, I'd rather get the refillable cartridge or the hard firm shatter instead of that messy shit.
>I think
Just shut the fuck up, stupid. You know know what youre talking about. This isnt reddit.
That was pathetic. Like a white boy trying to rap but worse
yes its the same organization fren, just watched them play league
How many bongs till the fights?
So cute when little low-income losers talk about things like the PPV business. These pathetic twerps couldnt even come up with $60 to buy a ppv but they wanna pretend to be masters of business.
240 line movement
Post your slip then.
Or are you too poor and worthless?
imagine if Jotko jobs to a no name again
Dave Meltzer gives me all the info I need. I could buy every single PPV but I’m not a fuckin simp
Java Granola 3mg nicotine e-liquid
Who has the GOAT hog in MMA?
>I get my info from a WWE newsletter
lol
>early prelims
ahh, I want it all. torrents are my friend on Sunday morning
Holly Holm
>I could buy every single PPV
I bet you have less than $200 in your checking account. Prove me wrong.
I could buy your mum and fuck her in front of you.
Randy
Or like a nigger trying to file his taxes
Im sorry to say this but she will get a botring decision win.
Looks can be deceiving
i don't understand this
Just slipped it under your mums pillow, i spend 200 when I go out to the bar to watch shitty PPVs. Do you actually think 720 a year is a lot or something?
I'll be totally honest here, I think BJ Penn vs Nik Lentz is not a good idea.
Just close the thread and pretend you didn't make an ass of yourself, you yellowbelly scoundrel. yeehaw
I think Felicia is going to goof my parlay, guys. Bitch is looking kind of buff and Cyborg's chin might actually be deleted
she's a big girl
The -45% is how much money moved the line towards Choi
>You know know what youre talking about
Kek you must be some CTEd fighter
nobody does youre just supposed to pretend that you do
It's tawlf b. I know the feeling. Sometimes cards heem me sleepy if I'm high. That's why I use pure spectrum cbd they make every fight a drawl.
Yeah, well, takes one to know one, buddy.
Disney got bullied into a ripoff deal because they're going to buy them out. PPV provider gets a huge cut so they needed to keep it in-house
Min Smalloway
Cris
Price
Tsarukyan
Jotko
I don't really like dabs in general. I'll just smoke more bud if I want to get higher.
oh so whatever Choi's odds were at opening, they have since moved -45%? so he is now even more of a favorite? i think?
Max
Cyborg
Neal
OAM
Barriault
lol you're a poverty bitch. post your bank account balance so we can all laugh.
Strange, because you're not my buddy, pal.
Yeah, he opened as a +150 dog and is a -125 favorite now.
i dont know how the espn+ shit factors in but disney stock went through the roof when they announced a streaming service to compete with netflix. might be part of that strategy
because they own the licensing rights to so much content they can pull it from other services and only have it on theirs. saw a few people make a killing on that news, stock up like 33%
The cartridges get you way higher than bud, they have some well over 90% thc. Whatever you do don't buy these edibles, they sucked.
Frankie Edgar will beat Holloway
thank you, i appreciate it
can i be your buddy, fren?
Mini Max
Cris Guyborg
Neal
Mercier
Jotko
Yikes...
Edgar
Cyborg
Price
Tsarukyan
Jotko
look for places that sell pure tincture, it's your pure cartridge shit but for edibles. can also absorb through your mouth so hits you within minutes then again in an hour or two
Lol its just your dwarf ass. Post your height and weight again so everyone can laugh you middle class retard
Did you need to be spotted more than 5 bucks for your poker tables again, smurfette?
Why would you ever want to get that high you dumbass
Lol, I love Tony but still
Holloweigh
Cybork
Neal
Tsarukyan
Jotko
Whoever posted the Muai Thai someone just got heemed in the last 20 seconds.
Haven't tried the cartridges before I live in an illegal state so I really only have the choice of bud or wax (or edibles but I don't trust street edibles to have anything in them). Seems like edibles are real hit and miss. Some people love them, while others act like they're a waste. I've never liked them much myself. I have to stop smoking to pass a test though. It's tawlf b, it's really tawlf.
>100 mg thc
Theres your problem. You usually get atleast 2.5x that amount in a gram of good bud. Dispensary edibles are pathetic. You are better off just getting some dabs, heating them to like 250 until the bubbles stop (to decarboxilate it) and smearing it on a cookie or something
lol look how mad the poverty losers get when you call them out on their pathetic existence.
make your own edibles with the wax
Because he’s a literal dwarf that has no respect from anyone and tries to forget about it everyday
>DUDE WEED
can you faggots fuck off and post heems
lol yeah im FUMING lmao
Max
Cyborg
Price
OAM
Barriault
A gram of bud has 250mg of THC??????? Where can I find weed with 250% THC?
Damn... you're really stupid. Your mom did drugs when she was pregnant with you or what?
for me its Araujo
Do you smoke that shit or eat it? I have enough with just vaping some CBD oil before sleep
lol he's all revved up now. Here comes the spam
They dont alwaus get you higher than bud. Concentrates are awesome but weed has thousands of cannabinoids and thc is just 1. Smoking bud gives you what is known as the entourage effect meaning you get all the cannabinoids and terpenes and get a different high. Concetrate highs are usually head highs while weed highs can affect your whole body. I smoke dabs all day but a good bowl of bud or a joint still gets me
t. Budtender
I'll look into that
There's a thing called "tolerances" that shit gets the job done. I hot my pen on my drive back home to work and function 100%
Edibles are great for just chilling, watching fights and shit. It's something I like when I'm not going out for the day
I'll make sure to ask for something stronger next time. I had a ceral cookie that fucked me up, just a little bite and I'd feel it soon after
>BOOKIES ARE ENAMOURED OF THIS MAN
250mg/1000mg = 25%
what a retard, devoting himself to the hippie grass. pathetic bro LOL
Did you paint your fingernails yet, little boy? I can buy you a booster seat for your big boy truck too
this is the most next level shit you can get hands down. comes with a little dropper, very easy to dose
*walks up to the urinal*
Is this where the dicks hang out
You both are idiots. 1 gram equals 1000 milligrams. A gram of weed with 25% thc content has 250 milligrams you fucking retards
lmao look at him go! FULLY REVVED UP!
Holloway
Spencer
Neal
Tsarukyan
Jotko
Haha dude you're so hardcore smoking so much weed it doesn't even effect you anymore so you have to waste even more money on that dumbass shit. Why are stoners so retarded?
What type of danken kush was Jones smoking when he ran over that pregnant lady?
For me, it’s jenkem
I have been smoking long enough, weed, despite getting top shelf would NOT get me as high as the concentrates. I get the massive shots of lightheadedness, I usually don't get with bud. Only problem is concentrates kill your tolerances
I’m 5’4 144 pounds soaking wet, I’m also too much of a nigger rich spic to afford anything above the Aria, can you guys comp me and my taco bell union job?
They have weed brain rot and can't math properly
You're an idiot for
1.thinking shatter or wax is called "dabs"
2.Suggesting someone should heat up wax and then eat it.
Would you rather we talk about dicks faggot?
i would, dude weed faggots are the absolute worst
I get my oil for like 10 usd 30 ml from a local hippie girl that makes it in her garage
Been smoking daily since 10th grade, 26 years old now and stick to concentrates and edibles, it's easier on my lungs.
yes. post side by side hog comparison with max
Everyone calls them dabs
Rudeness and stupidity often go hand in hand
Edgar
Spencer
Price
Tsar
Jotko
Angela Hill and Karolina Kowalkiewicz 30 minutes ago in Mykonos
I smoke weed but I'm gonna have to agree with you I don't know what it is that makes us so unbearable
If you walk into a dispensary and say "I wanna buy a gram of dabs" theyre gonna look at you funny and then say "do you mean you wanna buy a gram of concentrate?"
I hope sean o malley gets heemed for being dude weed incarnate
You take dabs, the dabs are of the wax
You are a goddamn retard. You have no idea how edibles are actually made and have no idea what you are talking about. You cant even comprehend grams and mgs so shut the fuck up bitch
If I call my dealer and ask for dabs he would know what I'm talking about because he's not a nerd
>getting hung up on slang
Its obvious you dont smoke and are just floundering because you were exposed as a retard by a stoner
DUDE DABS LMAO
I never said anything about grams or mgs, idiot.
>american education system
YO BRO I JUST TOOK THE FATTEST RIP OF THAT DAB IM SOOO HIGH AND CRUNKED OUT YOU SHOULD FUCK MY WIFE BROS
You wouldnt know decarbed thca from thc, kys kiddo
Holloway
Spencer
Neal
Tsarukyan
Jolko
Is he ever fighting again? I thought he got suspended for like 2 years
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
A cuntload of homemade BHO from my trimmings, running low on buf while my current crop finishes.
ITT losers are mad because wed rather discuss weed over penis
>Its obvious you dont smoke
lol ok little bitch. Whatever you say.
Weird how this receipt has the word 'shatter' and not the words 'dabs'. I wonder why that is.
You know, I'm proud I derailed this thread and got you faggots to stop talking about dicks for 20 minutes
*chunks a fatty bong rip*
LOL DUDE IDK WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT WEED
*tokes on a stinky nigger joint*
WTF? NO WEED ISN'T ADDICTIVE
*sparks up a chunker of a bowl*
M-MUH ALCOHOL IS WORSE
You must have started smoking last week then. You take a dab of the shatter retard. Its slang, its like saying a dollup. Quit acting like you are smart, you think heating shatter is bad for it. Ive made more shatter and edibles than you have ever smoked kid
>165 bucks of weed delivered
And stoniggers think its not addictive. Yikes.
Imagine if stoner burnouts actually dedicated their love of the devil's lettuce to something productive, like getting a job lmao.
>last week then.
>date on the receipt reads March 16th
Yeah. You're too dumb to ever make it in life.
>NOOOO DONT TALK ABOUT WEED THIS IS A HEEM THREAD WE CAN ONLY MENTION SCHAUB AND HOGGOWAY
>takes the figure of speech literally
Jesus christ. Were you born last week?
They literally cannot function without it and spend all their minimum wage pay on dope.
canadian fighters = shit card
Youre too dumb to make edibles obviously
His name is Min Smalloway and he is now cemented as r/heem's eternal boy.
>gets called out for blatant stupidity and lack or reading comprehension
>i-i-it was a figure of speech!!!
Man youre trash
Your brain is fried, you worship a plant that smells like shit like it's a god. Behead all who insult weed (pbuh).
Holloway
Cyborg
Neal
Tsarukyan
Barriault
Is that a lot of money to you?
Singdam is about to heem a huwhite boi on YOKKAO
>you cant call shatter dabs
He actually thinks this and will die on this hill lmfao
Holloway
Cyborg
Neal
Tsarukyan
Barriault
(forogt pic)
lmao nice slave mentality, poorfag. keep throwing away money for dope because you can't cope with life
>enjoy smoking weed like a grownup in [current year]
>Y-You worship that plant that scares me!!
kys faggot
>he doesnt know the difference between a noun and a verb
Not surprised at all.
>literally is so socially stunted he takes hyperbole as common as “last week” literally
Oof
JUST PUT ON SOME NEW TOYO TYRES ON MY 4 WHEELER. DID SOME DONUTS IN THE PARKING LOT RIGHT ON THE SPOT.
RIPPED OPEN MY P3 PROTEIN PACK AND GOT A HEALTHY SERVING OF ALL NATURAL PROTEIN NO GMO.
POPPED OPEN AN ICE COLD BOTTLE OF MODELO, BEEN SIPPIN ON IT FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
GOT MY 1080P TV (THAT'S HD, HIGH DEFINITION FOR YOU NON TECHIES) LOCKED IN ON ESPN+
IF YOU AREN'T DOWN WITH THE SPONSORS THEN YOU AREN'T A FIGHT FAN
Ask the stoner nigger cattle when they started "oh i was 10 years old havent quit since XD #notaddictive!"
No videogames?
>poorfag
Uh kid youre the one acting like $165 is a life-changing amount of money. I know that's what you take home after taxes for a 40 hour work week, but it's less than a day's wages for me.
>words in english can't be both
Mátate concha de tu madre.
>MOMMY HE INSULTED MY PLANT GOD!!!!!!!
>>Its okay swety just take a hit off this super silver sour kush haze OG purp shatter wax dab
>Ahhh much better now that the withdrawals are gone
It should be for addicts like you. Can I already picture your cracked out glassy bloodshot eyes and shivering hands desperately trying to light a bong in the dark, the only noise being your stammering breathing and the lighter failing to ignite
For someone who cant understand a figure of speech, not surpised you dont understand slang. Bet you didnt know we used to call acid dabs wither huh kid? You obviously have non ironic autism so ill leave you to your personal hell
Max
Spencer
Price
Tsarukyan
Jotko
>you can get withdrawals from weed
Could you BE more of a scared suburban faggot? Go to church much? 'Member D.A.R.E.?
>Bro it's like uhh less a days wage.. just throw it away on drugs like an addicted retard what's the big deal? LOL take a chill pill dude
You probably drink alcohol you raging hypocrite
It's not slang if youre the only one who uses a word that way.
I don't know he keeps disapearing. He keeps popping for peds even though he's a Skelly man.
>I DON'T NEED IT
>Spends hundreds of dollars to feel like a silly little numale and watch cartoons while giggling
Why not quit then lol? Cause you cant
I literally always call it "dabs", faggot.
You obviously dont talk to many people and didnt notice the other anons here btfoing you. Unironic autism. I bet you get upset when you hear the word "dank" because people dont use the dictionary meaning
165 isnt life changing. I just wouldn’t spend it on my grass addiction, much like I wouldn’t dish out 165 for a bunch of fucking fidget spinners you junkie
Holloway
Spencer
Price
Mercier
Barriault
I don't spend money on it, and why would I quit if I enjoy it? You oughta quit oxygen.
>MUH ALCOHOL
Clockwork. Not everyone is a drug addled moron like you, sorry red eyes! I know it's tough to imagine someone not being dependent on a chemical substance, but it's the truth for normal people.
>dockie getting btfo by basic social customs yet again
lmao spergOP NEVER loses
What's wrong with you?
New angle of Max streamable.com
I quit smoking from 20-25 and only picked it back up because it is legal now in my state. I dont drink alcohol which is much worse
>Why would I quit
So you can't. Gotcha.
>I-I'm normal you guys! My mom said so!
El absoluto estado de.
for sure JB 30 26 CCC is a beast score my man
Based
I don't even smoke weed retard lmfao
>I IM NOT AUTISTIC I JUST GET HUNG UP ON SLANG AND DONT HAVE FRIENDS IRL IS ALL
Guys I'm looking at my local weed shop's menu, and I don't see 'dabs'. I see 'concentrate' and 'wax' and 'shatter' and 'crumble' but I don't see the word dabs. Could it be because no one who actually knows about weed calls concentrates 'dabs'?
Sorry I don't speak spic. Mostly cause I have no need to buy drugs.
>Y-you can't!
I stop for long periods when I travel, why does it matter to you if other productive, non-criminal adults grow and smoke a fucking plant? Sort yourself out, brainlet.
If I had to be honest, Chile is my favorite reddit poster.
Max "Blessed Dong" Holloway
Cyborg
Neal
Tsarukyan
Barriault
I call them dabs and don't care about some hipsters at a dispensary. Dispensaries are overpriced just grow your own shit.
gets me every time
Oh thats right, you dopers eat it and vape it nowadays. Can’t wait to see those tinctures go straight in your veins next and here yas say “lol its like a single sip of beer dude!!!”
>I d-don't smoke.. t-trust me *hacks up a lung*
It wouldn't surprise me if that was too difficult for you. On second thought, it's best if you keep away from anything that might conceivably make you dumber, you certainly got no IQ points to spare.
Nah I just haven't had any interest recently, haven't smoked since May and I don't/have never vaped THC. You're just retarded.
>Can’t wait to see those tinctures go straight in your veins
That's my dream; a THC IV drip I can hang next to my lazy boy.
>I can quit at anytime!!
Sure you can, "bud."
Weed can be psychology addictive anyone who disagrees is probably addicted to it
No sorry, I don't travel to third world countries so no need to learn spic, zulu, etc.
>im cool guys i know so much about weeds
>US
>not third world
lmeo
I had to quit for a job, had no problem after smoking daily for many years. Quit being a pussy
Anyone wanna talk about MMA?
>sugar wax
Thanks for proving me right, dummy.
Imagine Cyborg hip tossing you on a bed and having her way with you however she wanted. She would ride you until you nutted but wouldn't let you pull out. Pure ecstasy for hours.
Surely it doesn't say "joints" or "bowls" either, you retarded stupid fucking cocksucker.
i'm duded right now ama
Nice cope, paco! Remember that when your civilized countrymen are sawing your head off cause you didnt pay for your weed on time lmao
>"people who know weeds dont say dabs"
*Concentrate company is literally called Denver Dab Company*
>"see im right!"
Actual autism
Who is your favourite stoner fighter?
How would you describe your state of intoxication right now?
...because you want cancer?
>Surely it doesn't say "joints"
Except it does, estupido.
What now, puta?
>Stoner
>Job
LOL nice one dude but i dont think "pot dealer" is much of a career
yeah i got a question. can you suck my dick while im running?
>people get beheaded in chile
>chileans are names paco
>people get killed over weed, anywhere
No one called pre rolls joints. If you go to a dispensary and ask for a joint no one will know what you are talking about
Can someone stop talking about weed, and tell me how many bongs till the fights
Are you being dumb on purpose to get (You)s?
#DABBED_OUT_710
Whatever helps you sleep at night (probably weed cause your brain can't operate without it)
If you consider me plowing your mother on the side a career that's fine.
>I'll be totally honest here, I think BJ Penn vs _________________ is not a good idea.
fixed it for you
4 based af fights
>max is always fun to watch
>Geoff Neil vs Niko Prince is a guaranteed heem with a possibility of meme shit
>Aubin Mercier I trained with when I was in Canada so I am invested in him and Arman Tsaryukan's last fight was straight fire
>A Jap is fighting a nigger and japs are my faves because I am a weeaboo and I hate Hakeem because he is a shit fighter and a nigger
Nate Diaz
You can tell how bad the card is by the level of sheer animosity in heem.
I see what you did there.
We talmbout weed here kike
Where do you work that they don't test you? Most good jobs seem to test even in the legal states.
fucc you retarded cunt
Lol you cant even get hard anymore from all the estrogen in the weed you smoke, sad
HERE
EVERYONE
ENJOYS
MARIJUANA
Yeah but I also wanna know, HOW MANY BONGS TILL THE FIGHTS
i think we're being punished with shit cards so that 241 goes off without a hitch
Janitor bro, nothing like making 25k a year and puffing on my dab pen with the middle schoolers.
I want to have sex with Rose :)
He literally said he quit for a job, stupid. Hence he got tested.
What the fuck is wrong with your brain? What drugs did your shitbag mom use when you were in utero?
Probably the best stoner fighter and he's a glorified journeyman
When Max gets flushed, there will be nothing left to stop him.
>estrogen in the weed
Did Alex Jones tell you this?
2 bongs and 20 bings you lazy wine drinking snail eating baguette loving bum
241 isnt even stacked though. There's only three good fights worth caring about.
Weed
Dustin cracked Max's chin and he heemed himself with the weight cut, Max is my boy buy have a feeling he will get meme heemed tomorrow by a lucky shot
lol
all this weed shit is so cringe
is /heem/ now a kids' board
Good jobs usually do random testing brainlet. If you work in retail then yeah you'll only get tested once.
for me, it's cassie robb
Did Tommy Chong tell you otherwise? LMAO maybe joe rogan?
yoel vs paulo is all i need to see tbqh famalam
>oh no guys whats he doing?
Weed is full of estrogen. It's why Diaz is a skinny fat vegan.
USE GOOGLE, BAGUETTEFAG
I want to cum in her :)
>Good jobs usually do random testing
Oh? Like what "good jobs"? Be specific.
Cause I earn more than anyone else ITT and I dont get randomly tested.
HES OUT
STOP THE DAB
>tommy chong
lmao @ (((You))) nice reference grandpa
That plus nate/tony and the main event are the three I was referring too.
Dick talk is unironically more on topic than weed talk
Why are stoners so defensive?
Nate is fighting Pettis. Tony would destroy little Diaz.
Why are retards so offensive?
>Only children do weed
Yep, sounds about right.
Based.
holy shit dude
....
are you ready?
....
Pettis' first name is Tony.
Chill out, take a toke ;)
Because deep down they know they're dependent on a plant
CUZ DUDE WEEEEEED BROOO FUCKIN WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED BROOOOOOOOOOO
Fuck dude. I think I've CTEd myself dude it's tawlf b. I completely forgot Tony is short for Anthony. Might heem myself tonight. In my defense Ferg beat Pettis in the battle for the supreme Tony though.
Marijuana! I love it my brother
Marijuana in my soul
Marijuana in my heart
oh oh..
I like to smoke Marijuana
It gives me a deep meditation
I love to draw marijuana
It give me a deep meditation
It keep the natty dreadlocks jumping
It keep the natty dreadlocks rocking
It keep the natty dreadlocks swinging
The white man love to smoke marijuana
The black man love to cultivate it
I love to smoke marijuana
It give me a deep meditation
Marijuana! I love it with my heart and soul
So I can't stop smoking it
I love to draw Marijuana
It keep the natty dreadlocks jumping
It keep the natty dreadlocks rocking
It give me a deep meditation
Marijuana! Oh I love it
I love to draw marijuana
It give me a deep meditation
I love to smoke marijuana
It give me a deep meditation
It keep the natty dreadlocks jumping
It keep the natty dreadlocks rocking
It keep the ntty dreadlocks swinging
The white man love to smoke marijuana
The black man love to cultivate it
Marijuana! Oh i love it, I love it, I love it!
I love it to my heart and soul
So I couldn't stop smoking it
I love it to my heart and soul
The white man love to smoke marijauana
The black man love to cultivate it
It give me a deep meditation
It keep the natty dreadlocks jumping
It keep the natty dreadlocks rocking
I love to smoke Marijuana, marijuana! I love you to my heart and soul
ye nates always fun to watch and im hoping DC KO's stipe for being a whiny bitch and actually getting a rematch despite not doing jack shit but ive been waiting forever to see this yoel paulo fight its going to be a banger I think paulos gunna flush my boy yoelito :(
>nate isnt fighting Tony!
>he's fighting Anthony!
from what i've seen Felicia's striking is sloppy af as is the majority of wmma fighters striking, it's either her rear naked choking Cyborg's ass or i think she'll be flushed
I have some pretty compelling sources that claim that weed is full of estrogen
Rizin is just a dollar store version of pride.
How much money did Brendan lose that day?
got 2 plat hawaiian smart carts and a silverback dr zodiak my mans plug even hooked me up with a free g of some wedding cake bud
>despite not doing jack shit
Tying the record for number of title defenses is doing jack shit? Do I need to rattle off all the other champs that got immediate rematches? Cause there are a lot to name.
DC is a bitch and I hope Stipe literally kills him.
This
I think he meant that Stipe didn't do anything in his fight with DC
he sat out and bitched for a year meanwhile Ngannou ko'd 3 fools and this incoherent boring weird ass body shape havin punk ass pussy ass bitch gets the rematch cuz Brocks dumbass wouldnt fight. hes getting ko'd again and i cant fuckin wait
Sometimes it's fun to go to the dollar store.
That was one of the best fight companions solely because Schlaub was comparing Pico to LeBron before the fight and was wondering why he wasn't a bigger star. Not to mention he called Eddie stupid for telling Pico to use his wrestling instead of relying on his boxing. He's a peach of a analyst b.
>I think
Here's a tip, kid: if you have to start a statement with 'I think', it's best just to keep quiet and not say anything,
Vaping is probably not that likely to result in cancer.
>He he what do you mean I look like I've had a stroke?
>playing online game
>guy in chat talks about how he's soooo high
>jokingly say "lol the devil's lettuce" or some shit
>stoner all caps rants for 5 minutes or screams into the voice chat about how weed is actually good for you
It works literally everytime. I'm starting to think that weed really does make you stupid.
>Ngannou ko'd 3 fools
One of those was last month and you left out the stinker of a fight he put on with lewis.
got a couple carts of UFO Durban Poison and Sour Diesel
those sativa hitters
Just trying to interpret his comment. Sorry b, have a heem
>kid
Smoking bud is worse than vaping. Good vape juice has only a view ingredients and combustion doesn't occur. It just has a lot of nicotine, which isn't proved to cause cancer. That's why people say "it's like smoking a pack of cigs". It's like a pack of cigs in terms of nicotine content not in terms of the tar and shit from the tobacco leaf and the other additives in cigarettes.
>Here's a tip, kid
Holloway
Spencer
Price
Tsarukyan
Jotko
you must be a brainlet to not understand why the lewis fight went the way it did
>there will be nothing left to stop him.
Except for his own shit cardio.
Seriously, he has some really suspect cardio for a mountain meme man.
Listen ok. I could put you to fucking sleep in seconds ok. You can try all that gay wrestling shit if you want but I'll still spark the fuck out of you and best you down. Remember that.
It went the way it did because Ngannou's a piecashit
What an utter Chad.
How did he do?
How did Cody make Cruz look silly then go on to turn into a brainlet three fights in a row? I wish he was still the champ bros.
>i hung out with little kids and they said little kid stuff
Wow cool story bro.
bow down
niceme.me
cruz was an old man by the time cody fought him
Omfg I wanna SUCC his kalvain Carter butttbou sssuccc the nucccccc
Reminder
Smolloway
Cyborg
Neal
Tsaruykan
Barriault
Virtually. Identical.
karen is soaked
does dick size affect your chin?
Cant wait for jotko to get heemed and everyones picks to get heemed as well
(trips)
4u
if he lost 100 pounds he'd look just like him
lmao that is what i imagine the spammer looks like
Based Grug Hardy.
>$20k
lmao based lad
Cruz had no knees and TJ knows Cody is a brainlet who's easy to rile up.
Yes. Smalloway will get heemed tonight. Notice how fighters with massive dongs like Jon Jones have never been heemed.
This. All the casuals are picking him but have no idea about either of them. Bookies are really raking in the cash from all the casuals betting on jotko.
That guy works in a supermarket which means he can stand up on his own. So he's probably a lot less obese than the spammer. Also I think the spammer is some kind of nonwhite.
I picked him too m8 but only so i dont have to spell the other pakis name
Based and Heempilled.
You just fucking know they smash big white pussy on the regggie
Jon takes dick pills though
BBC!!! Bbc!!!! BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC
Hys
74% of the people on Tapology have picked Jotko.
kailin said that was a bad stoppage
she's almost the worst ufc fighter ever from hawaii
hold yourself?
Spinning shit is the most high iq technique
>there's more nudes of male mma fighters than women
for shame
At this point I dont even feel bad for people who get scammed. Romance scams, tax agency scams, Nigerian Prince, etc. We all know these exist and you can see them coming from a mile away. You have no excuse to fall for this shit anymore.
hope none of u brits/euros are staying up to watch this shit card till 5am.
Hug yourself bro
tyrons skull is fucking tiny brehs
HOLLOWAYS COCK SHOWEED
LET'S GO FRANKIE!!
74% are about to be wrong.
mm, love third world pussy
I am nocturnal so I will watch it
Based
If Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone loses to gaycheese I will personally find the biggest dicked fellow in town and suck him off to completion.
Based. Cutlets be damned
bookies love him
>If you go to a dispensary and ask for a joint no one will know what you are talking about
what dimension do you live in?
Why don't they bring back Andy Wang to fight BJ Penn?
It's just natural selection if we're being honest
perfection
*taps your ass*
this man brings bookies to hands free orgasm
Based trips replying to dubs
BASED
Today Frankie becomes the 7th 2 division champ
do tell
Nude Rose when?
>Chinleto
>Winning
>inb4 someone posts the pic of her fucking Woodley
>He doesn't know
You guys think Edgar has a decent hog on him?
Should I only watch the main event bros? This card looks really terrible.
>betting against Tsarukyan after he proved he can hold his own against the Nr.2 grappler in the division
Literally fucking insane.
Oh yeah for sure man he's Italian
Who should Rose's bounce back fight be against?
You JUST KNOW they fucked afterwards. They would be tearing each other’s hair and clawing at each other’s skin like WILD RABID DYKES. They’d have to spend hours on foreplay alone just to be able to TAKE that big throbbing dyke tongue in her snatch. Calder wood is known to sport one of THE thickest tongues in the business, probably in the entire world.
The best fight is Price vs Neal but I watch all the fights
OH NO NO NO NOOOO
So if youre so confident how come youre not posting a slip?
You little twerp losers need to learn to keep quiet when the real men are talking. If you can scrape together a few bucks to bet on the fights, then you're a poverty bitch and you literally DO NOT MATTER
brTT < Doublelift
you just KNOW
Card starts in precisely 1 hour.
>You little twerp losers need to learn to keep quiet when the real men are talking.
>those bet amounts
Lmao.
cringe
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UFC 240: Holloway vs. Edgar:
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crackstreams.com
wsm1.live
cyclingentertainment.stream
soccerjumbotv2.me
techit24.com
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leadingred.us
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givemereddit.stream
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corenko.world
You bet $10 dude
In anticipation for tonight's main event I've studied Francis pedgar's fight tapes. Here's what I can derive.
1: Frankie got heemed by a bjj fraud
2: his best wins are against absolute cans like Blow job pencil, Cube Swansong, and a 70 year old surfer
3: lost to Aldo whom Max deleted twice
4: He's dropped off a cliff since 2011 vs Gay Barnyard
5: Max the pillowfisted shitter won't be able to put him away
49-47
Seems like it would have been a lot easier to faceapp yourself and scam guys, and more profitable too.
what site do you bet on?
Tsarukyan is free money
El Basado Streamposteador.
>his best wins are against absolute cans like Blow job pencil, Cube Swansong, and a 70 year old surfer
Imagine outting yourself as this much of a casual.
The dollar value of my open bets is more than your entire net worth.
post the folder, you know the one
FUCKING BASED
Bookies love people who bet on parlays lol
Post yfw your stream is not on there
Wait bovada let you make a 50 cent bet? I thought 1 dollar was the minimum.
Ortega took a frightening amount of punishment from Holloway, Frankie's tough enough to catch a career-ending beatdown if he can't get inside
I'M COMING FOR YOU YOU GOOF!
god i wish we had footage of that...
lurk moar
this is what mini khabib is gonna look like when she gets older
Holloway
Spencer
Price
Aubin-Mercier
Jotko
Fer sure, you're a real man betting an amount of money a hiwi earns in half a week.
Rose looks so cute here and Meisha always looks hot
i can see my pick from here
Based
What's his best win then dork? Shrek, Stephens?
Bj Cann is a joke, Cube is flushed, Faber has been poor since the WEC
Yeah broski but you're probably not able to place a .50 bet if you're on an apple device
>imagine Miesha's brapper brushing against your groin
In many ways, I would "fuck" her if you understand what I mean by that.
Over one billion potential _____
based
Wow, 90% have picked Holloway.
>wundrin where yall was headed to see that ufc card
Headed to the bar with some buddies
You forgot to post your slip
That makes sense.
always got some trashy vibes from her, like she doesn't bath very ofter and is sweaty all the time
post carkeys
Making me diamonds. Imagine the smell.
Boob job scars turn me on
BJ
Sherk
Robbed 2x against Bendo
Mendes
Faber
Stephens
Yair Rodriguez
Those are all incredible wins because they were against all of those guys in their prime.
Amanda Nunes could kill LITERALLY anyone.
If you gave her a gun then yes
...
just shit lying about the place
whats wrong with women
is G2 gonna win it all this year? that smug botlaner's face makes me feel terrible
Weird request but ok
When you vape, you're literally inhaling vaporized:
chromium
nickel
lead
arsenic
silver
zinc
nickel
aluminum
barium
copper
iron
manganese
strontium
tin
titanium
zirconium
Meaning you're looking at
>respiratory disease
>lung cancer
>neurotoxicity
>cardiovascular disease
-- at the very least.
It's not going to turn out well.
post ghost hunter schaub
citation needed
Bwhahaha hahaha!
White dicklets cant even compete to serious BBC I'm sorry you knows its true
that room is 100% depressing :(
MAKE YOUR BED
Peach of a folder
This reply chain made me laugh incredibly hard. Thanks anons. You brightened my day.
God i just wanna hold Kelvin kattar down and blast his little Boston boi booty with my big black blammer
How about you vape my cummies lol
L.m.f.a.o
Top kek
Dabbed on LOL
Min Smalloway
Cyborg
Nico
Mercier
Jotko
jet flyin limousine riding schaub pls senpai
Also almost the smallest dick
>Jotko
condolences in advance.
based heem bro