Why do we keep losing? Not even a single noname winner in 34 years what are we doing wrong?

Why do we keep losing? Not even a single noname winner in 34 years what are we doing wrong?

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When a french gets into team sky then we'll win

damn why didn't we think of that before? how do we infiltrate them?

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Ngubus are bad at roidpedal

FDJ is used to be this team. France needs Renault-Elf-Gitane team back.

Sorry lads no Frenchies allowed

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You can use the same formula you used for football...

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You have to sacrifice 10 virgins in the planche of belle filles to remove Pinot's bad luck.

why is there a cripple between Bernal and Thomas not De Gendt?

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Blacks can't cycle, just like they can't swim.

Too weak-minded to run a mafia-style doping operation.

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Why are posting someone with no Tour de France wins?

didn't you win the last world cup or something.

literally who cares i want a French open or a Tour de Fronce win

It's really funny how corrupt the sporting organizations are, which are run by the western world.
They create all sorts of backdoors to legally dope and Anglo people have no shame of abusing those backdoors and at the same time point their fingers especially on Russia and China, saying they are the biggest cheats out there.

I cannot understand the reasoning behind such world view.

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Wore the yellow jersey into paris 7 (seven) times and STILL makes euros seethe. Seems based to me

Kenyans and Ethiopians would be useful if you could teach them how to cycle. Just a shame that the French only colonised arabs and bulls.

>Wore the yellow jersey into paris 7 (seven) times and STILL makes euros seethe
you know who paraded into Paris and made the Euros seethe? Nazis that's who.

Kenya is nothing but flat desert, they would never learn how to be climbers

>They create all sorts of backdoors to legally dope
Lance was illegally doping and had his titles stripped though

I see.

>US education at it again
>He doesn't even know the topography of its previous president's birthplace

because ngubus still all our bikes so our kids can't develop their talent in cycling