Yu mad wite boee?

Yu mad wite boee?

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Vote for Pedro!

No.
Nice trips.

Which sport is this and who is the goblin?

He is american

The goblin has a gf. We don't.

Based trips, blessed kid. France still incapable of winning their title.

more tour victories than armstrong

and he's only 22 yo

A Goblin with actual victories!!!

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...

Weeeee are the champioooons my friiiieeendd

I'm annoyed G didn't win but he was obviously shit this year.

So yeah, your guy was the best rider, well done man.

He wasn't shit, he just isn't as good a climber as Bernal and there was hardly any time trails this year for him to make up time on

For me this is all thanks to pic related

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We will also repeat such feat in the future with Rigoberto Uran or Nairo Quintana...

You'll see...

Roidcycle

It's always nice when a cancer survivor can regrow their hair.

>entire race is decided by a single FLAT stage that just so happens to have some wind
cringe

Why does Colombia have so many good cyclists?

Pablos don't have highways so they either bike or walk
Also pic related

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Based.

Live their lifes in high altitudes

noone watched this year

This mad Fuglsang choked. Kek

Kind of what the mutt said. We live in the fucking mountains so people who ride bycicle here need to have good form. It was a pain in the ass for me to ride a bike from my house to the university inside the city now imagine trying to get outside the city...

Being poor and living in the mountains.

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Well you missed the only entertaining tour in 20 years

stay mad wite boiii

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The mestizo bvll showing its superiority
fuck wypipo

>remove meme TT's
>we win
Nice

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>he thinks tennis doubles matter
No one cares about two faggots playing together

G did well on the climbs last year. But yeah maybe Bernal is just better because of all that mountain air.

kek

such angry wite boi

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Bolivia is very high up as well right? Are they just too poor for bikes or something?

truly /our boy/

fuck nairo

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT. SAY SORRY RIGHT NOW. SAY YOU'RE FUCKING SORRY. I'M GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

I dont think they have a bike culture over there. Honestly dont know how is it over there. Its not just living in high cities, thing is most of our cities are not flat and outside the cities theres a shitload of mountains.

>tour de France champs
>won some tennis thing
>like a dozen players in MLB
>2022 world cup champions
is Colombia elite

i rate your cocaine

Si esta en medellin nos vemos en el parque del periodista porque le voy a dar una pela sapo hijueputa

i actually enjoy the colombians winning.

fuck europeans. they pissed their culture and nations down the toilet so fuck them.

Go live there then retard

what time tho? we could spark UNA VELA after the fight?

Im loving this danish butthurt. Buddy you should put some ice on that computer seat cause youre gonna burn it

Cundinamarca > Boyacá

Seething eur*Pid. Can't buy mountains unfortunately, lmao.

Incredibly based and New World pilled.

>Shitpost about denmark while sister gets kidnapped by the cartel

Dont ever you me again disgusting incel, Im here having a blast on my green mountains and clear sky.

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>colombian iq

Will Quintana kill himself now?

>Can't buy mountains

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Suicide means attack

And you cant buy intelligence

the hardest sport known to man.
Winner of TdF. /cyc/

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Based
Not really, he had his time but he just couldnt. He was pretty happy winning that phase to prive hes not dead tho. Rigo is the based one.

Probably it's Fuglsang shitposting after TdF abandon

Based Petrista

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Based

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anyone who makes the french seethe is based in my book

>not Lopez
>not Sosa
come on
las letras is onw of the hardest peaks for cyclists in the world
>MBL
no one cares about boreball tho
and doubles is a huge meme, everyone knows that

Y si lo veo, le voy a dar en la cara marica.

What's about Iván Sosa? Is he another monster rider like Bernal?

this

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>implying TdF is harder than the Deathmarch

Hes at Nairo/Lopezs level but below Egan, Froome, Roglic, Tom or Geraint

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>born in Pasca
The urban center is located at an altitude of 2,180 metres (7,150 ft) and the altitude ranges from 2,000 metres (6,600 ft) to 3,500 metres (11,500 ft).

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Me on the left

noice

Rugby is your answer, Vijay

Me in the mountains picking coffee

If Movistar wasn't retarded Nairo wins the TDF.

WHEREEE YOU AT DENMARK??? I KNOW YOURE READING THIS

that's a big if tho

Why is everyone mad at us for "biased directors" or whatever? if they're really biased they're doing a shit job of it i don't get it.

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probably decapitated by a muslim

>If you only knew how hard this shit is at an amateur level, you wouldnt believe what Pros go through

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>Movistar took four (4) minutes on Nairo
This is the biggest blunder I ever see.

He might have drowned in his own tears or developed an aneurysm from the seething

>a team led by spanish cyclists and directors
>options to win
spaniards are brainlets and cucks

4me its Peter Sagan

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Fair enough. Anyway congrats on the TdF win, must be big for Colombian cycling.

Why exactly? He's had a pretty great career, winning the Giro and the Vuelta, and coming 2nd in the Tour twice, plus a 3rd place as well. Sure it's a disappointment to not win the TdF but he's still had a very impressive career, one of the best of his generation, and his stage win the other day shows that he's still capable of victories.

He's had a much better career than Uran, who never won a GT. Quintana will be remembered as one of Colombia's best cyclists, and the best Colombian cyclist of his generation.

This

his gf is kinda cute tbqh with you senpaiachi

>guy born and lives in 2700m heights
>VO2 max of 90

Doesn't need any TUEs like the Brits to actually dominate the mountain stages with ease.

But Vroome was raised in Kenya

Why doesn't he have skin cancer?
White sausage, no browning even though sun exposure all the time.

Is kenya even high altitude?
All the towns are in plains.

subhuman nigger

>Is kenya even high altitude
Yes, it's why they're so good at marathons

BASED! Viva Colômbia!

let it flow boy

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I can't even imagine how much I'd seethe if I lived in a spic shithole, kek

Do you think Geraint is a little salty about not getting into the cool kids' "two Tour the Fronce back to back" club?

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They had those TUEs for asthma mate.

I was wondering if Froome feels any sadness about not representing Kenya or at least South Africa (he moved to South Africa as a teenager and did secondary school there).

But then I just looked it up and apparently he didn't change to Britain simply due to Team Sky - he actually changed to a British flag in 2008 because he wanted to compete in the Olympics, and Kenya had failed to qualify the Olympics, so he couldn't compete with Kenya. Although also he had met a British Cycling coach in 2007 and had told him that he felt British and had considered racing under the British flag. So I guess he had been considering the idea and then pulled the trigger due to the Olympics. I think he didn't get to ride in the 2008 Olympics in the end though, because Kenya wouldn't permit him. If an athlete changes nation then they have to wait 3 years before competing in the Olympics for the new nation, unless the old nation gives them permission, and Kenya didn't.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Froome

Even Bernal?
Well, guess I should not be surprised.
It looks like it is easy to fake medical attestation in Britain.

>seething this much because your country is so shit at cycling
>the only danish guy who claims to have won the TdF is not considered as a winner by ASO because he publicly admitted to cheating the entire competition by doping
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

someone quickrundown me why are the danes seething?

Sure, he openly admitted it when being interviewed by Matt on Eurosport UK.
But at the end of the day he was lucky enough to win the tour last year, cause Froome burned his matches at the Giro and this year he had several accidents and escaped without injuries.
Geraint should consider a career as a stuntman when he is done with cycling.

Maybe he is. But I would say it's his own fault. He was not aggressive enough on this Tour. He was FAR too selfless - I read some newspaper saying this and they are correct. A couple of times, but one stage in particular maybe a week ago or something, Bernal went off up the road. G should have followed him IMMEDIATELY but his excuse was "oh but if I had followed him then our rivals would have followed me and closed the gap to Bernal too". SO?! The only person who would have been hurt by that is Bernal, not G. G is far too selfless and it's his undoing. It's what I always thought about him until he won the Tour - I always thought he was probably too selfless to ever have the killer instinct to win. Surprisingly, he did win. And he did show killer instinct when he won. But this year it seemed to go backwards, back to his old ways.

It's just a shame, he's a good cyclist, but his politeness is his undoing.

No Bernal has not had a TUE as far as I know, I was talking about Froome and Wiggo, as you are no doubt aware already.

>fake
If it was faked then why would the UCI (or whoever does the anti-doping shit) have granted the TUEs? Fucking idiot.

Who? I didn't even know that Denmark had professional cyclists

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I've noticed one Dane in /tdf/ seething at pretty much everything for the last week at least. It's probably the same guy. Other Danes are cool but this one guy is a bit weird.

Probably, especially with Froome not there this year. Considering he only started doing road full time late after winning 2 Olympic gold on track though in time I think he'll be more than happy with what he's achieved

He's probably angry that Fuglsang's team first fucked up and he later broke his hand or whatever happened to him

hes a virgin and hes mad at himself

Some Danish bald cunt who cheated in like 1997 or something.

And yes they've had cyclists for years, Fuglsang is their best current rider and he's pretty good. There was also another guy they had who was also a doping cheating cunt, unfortunately. But he's gone now, thankfully.

>thinking I care about Birdcuck
Nah, I just don't like ape "humans"

the mad dane is a pinot fan

Oh i wasn't aware i'm going to have to ask you to stop harassing this gentleman this instant then.

3rd place was suppose to be Pinot, or even 2nd.

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Lmao

>Implying UCI controls and checks on the medical attestations

It's only Anglos who "suffer" from Asthma the most and still beat every competition, coincidence?

Why don't you guys give Bernal some good TUEs to make sure he wins with 100% certainty?

>seething this much because his country won the tour and yours didn't
Lmao.

nah, I just don't wanna see cycling ruined like athletics or american sports where it's all just apes competing. Not white people's fault we're at a step further in our evolution, not fair to pit us against animals

So you're saying any rider can just claim to have asthma and they'll get a TUE? Gonna need a source for that bud.

Also has Geraint ever had a TUE causing him to win the Tour last year? AFAIK he doesn't have asthma. Just because Wiggo and Froome have asthma you think it's all a big conspiracy, LMAO, pathetic.

>seething this much just because another country won the tour de france
Yikes that's pathetic.

Good old Wiggo...

corticosteroid triamcinolone, salbutamol, ,formoterol and budesonide and those are only the ones that leaked out....

reuters.com/article/us-olympics-2018-nors-norway/norways-cross-country-olympic-success-clouded-by-asthma-drug-ethics-idUSKBN1EV0EC

nrk.no/sport/olympiatoppen-har-sendt-over-6000-doser-astmamedisin-til-ol-1.13880280

>over 6000 sprays

Lmao, it is 100% legalized doping, but only for those who have a program and favorable docs to give out asthma to anyone showing even just mild symptoms.

>only anglo athletes use TUEs
>Links article talking about how all the Norwegians use them

Well, Anglos and Nordics then, good you pointed it out.

lmao till this morning I didn't even know his name.

pretty sure Nairo is mad.

That thing about 6,000 doses is talking about Norwegian Olympics. Nothing to do with Froome or Wiggo.

Man you're seething. Wiggo and Froome have a health condition, their team doctors said "hey we recommend this medicine to clear up your symptoms, and look we got a TUE so you're permitted to take it". What would you do? Would you really say "no thanks, even though it's perfectly legal for me to take that, I'll just let my performance suffer due to a health condition, thus jeopardising my maybe once-in-a-lifetime chance to win the Tour de France"?

Nairo's had a good career. He hasn't challenged for the Tour the last few years and he wouldn't have expected to this year. So no I don't think he will be "mad" at all. He's still the most successful Colombian cyclist of his generation, and he just won a TdF stage a couple days ago. I think he will be perfectly content with his life. And he's probably happy to see a Colombian win the Tour.

IDK, in this country we were expecting to win a tour de francia for decades. And the main card was Nairo for several years. Now this kid cames and makes history. I would be mad.

Tbh, I think Bernal easily could have gotten the KOM jersey as well, but was advised against it to not make the French even more mad and throw something else than piss on them.

Bernal wasn't tested, he had no competition in the Alps.
Good for him, cause he now can enter Vuelta as well and have good chances at winning it.
More climbing and more freedom to attack and go all out.

Riding your bike to school isn’t a sport

great year for Colombian sports
now if only our fucking useless football team could win something

also fuck the danes and fuck the virgin itt

>still seething because Lance Cuckweak got found out
Lmao.

you sound like a bitch, Nairo has won significant titles and is a big name.

Does she use TUE?

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>still seething lance won 7 (seven) times
and no, just because you crossed it out on wikipedia doesn't mean it didnt happen

>0 (zero) victories
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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there's no place for cheaters in cycling

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*laughing at you*

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its that injun blood innit

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>like 15 years of saying how fucking clean he is, and going after people who say otherwise, even going so far as to sue The Times because they suggested he might be doping
>and then suddenly he's like "oh yeah i doped"
He deserves to be forgotten. I'm glad nobody gives a shit about him anymore.

t. Contador

Obsessed

He deserves better. No roids can make you that good

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Indeed, there was much more than roids.

Almost forgot tomorrow we have still a stage, so one more big tour thread tomorrow until the next year.

A GT more WC more Giro di Lombardia

No one watches that crap, it's depressing as fuck. No one moves, the Paris suburbs are disgusting, and even the sprint is tasteless.

>He deserves better.
nah he deserves worse, he's a massive prick

He makes brits and frenchies seethe so hes alright with me

He almost singlehandedly destroyed cycling, the whole world was seething user, and for good reasons.
Also
>brits
why ?

Funny you say that, because the same can be said for Bernal. I got the impression that he held back a LOT, because his boss wanted G to win, he's young etc. But he was clearly stronger than G this TdF, and if he had raced like Quintana (Team? What team?) he would have won with a far larger margin.

>walkdyarrhea
>hard

Even last year when Bernal was purely serving as a domestique for G/Froome he looked like one of the strongest riders of the tour

*watches you from above*

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cause the winners are all dead and in heaven, right?

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No sweetie some of them didn't died in their 50s and are still alive

>USA 3, 1

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never forget, once a criminal always a criminal

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Horrible! Luckily I don't practice any sports

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sucks that brailsford is a bitch because ineos has likeable people on it, aside from moscunt

FUCKING JOGGER

Sky are anime antagonist-tier. Imagine rooting for them.

>hideous

it might surprise you to know that the sport in which Colombia is more dominant is in-line stating. too bad is not an Olympic sport.

yes moron
highland plains

My cousins in Colombia used to inline skate and be really good but had to give it up because there's no money/top international level in it. It's a really good sport. Idk how it's not olympic but something like breakdancing is.

Not an olympic sport since US nor UK (and/or Japan, in this particular point in time) are good at it. Can't have China and some spic shithole hogging all those medals.

Yeah, it's like he's being told he has a free role while being indoctrinated about team spirit etc.
Compare it wth Asgreen, who was free to do whatever, and wow, did he discover his strength this tour. What Ineos has taught Bernal, is that he's a great domestique who can win a tour. If I was him, I'd go see if Trek was interested.

find the frenchie

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when did you won a tdf lmao

lmao

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>singlehandedly destroyed cycling by doping in a sport where everyone is doping
cycling in shambles

For me, it was Wiggo.

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no tdf between 98 and 06 ?

Grégoire Citrond
Stéphane Rocher
Pierre Dugalt
Michel Endurant
Bernard Riz
Jean Ouriche
Marc Pantin
Albert Conteur
Charles Sâtres
Vincent Nibault

underrated

and why would a danish hate columbia lmao

Erwan Bernault

Un putain de breton...

Its not fair MAL is the best columbian, EVILOS dopers

>EVILOS dopers
This.

I guess he didn't have a lot of tallent

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based and christianpilled
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You should breathe before you get a stroke man, wouldn't want for the white race to have even less number now would we

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>youtube.com/watch?v=qIYMBbuXa2U

How did a Brit team managed to find this raw talent?
Do they have some magic ball, telling them who is the next big thing?

Look at his injuries and the recovery times...

>Look at his injuries and the recovery times...
>magic

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>Parque del periodista

Sorry, I don't want to associate or be seen near subhumans.

>Dominate BMX
>Dominate long jump
>Wins Wimbledon
>Wins TDF
>Dominate in line skating so hard that the rest of nations are literally too scared to make it an olympic sport

Can we finally stop caring about that retarded football NT? It's clear we are better at other things.

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>bmx
Beside teenagers who else gives a fuck

>in line skating
What the fuck is that Pablo ?

>Pajón
Indeed.