/trans/ - pepe edition

Whose James?

dani alves when

Reece James

reece james-ngubu

Reece James. Wigan's player of the year last season.

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is he good

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:)

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Is Azpi a CB now?

Reckon she'd be a right stuck up bitch

I can't believe Barca isn't signing Dani Alvez on a free

>Black goalkeeper

"no"

>you now remember wigan

>Manchester United sold nobody
>let Herrera go for free

Who said jews are good at business ffs

>on a free
and the wages? they have too many high wages already

>you now remember Roberto Martinez and his ability to fall upwards

haha

peak spee

In fairness if they gave him, a 30 year old who game depends on running around, £400k p/w then everyone would laugh at them

Get rid of Vidal, Coutinho/Rakitic and Rafinha. They have around 8 midfielders to fill 3 spots but no decent right backs.

dios mio....

Shouldn't have let it reach that point, meanwhile the shitters at CB get new contracts regularly. Also, selling Fellaini? Wtf, he was more useful than half of the team

Arsenal is outspending United lmao

>Shouldn't have let it reach that point
Still doesn't stop a team like PSG offering silly wages
>meanwhile the shitters at CB get new contracts regularly.
Need to keep homegrown players for the quota
>Also, selling Fellaini?
He was really shit
>Arsenal is outspending United lmao
They've overspent on the new Gervinho who was fake auctioned by Lille

He’s literally going to united. And united fans don’t even want him

Never forgot Wigan wigglers

TFW Ed Woodward guarantees top 4

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This. Why don’t ABUs understand Phil Jones is just being kept because he is relatively inexpensive and homegrown.

Lads. If Pokemon was real and you could only have one Pokemon per person what Pokemon would you have as your partner?

For me, it’s Machamp.

Ninetails

Friendly reminder that the two stripes tattooed onto Dybala's arm are actually depth measurement markers

Koffing

Deadline day

Joe Hart BTFO

Pogba: gone
Dybala: KEK
Martial: finished
De Gea: finished
Everyone else: Mediocre at best except Wan-Bissaka

Objectively Ditto or Mew.

But Krabby is mah nigga so I'd pick him if we're not metagaming

I live here lad

Lopunny

Exposed as a gayboy
For me, it’s Donphan

Tf
Tp

Yiff in hell furfag

Furfags in /trans/
Guess it makes sense

If Everton pay £60 million + two players for Zaha, I will personally track down 'Brands' and rip off his mask revealing him to be Steve Walsh. What a fucking terrible deal.

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>£60 million + two players for Zaha

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Not an argument. I'm regurgitating what United fans have said. Also, Dybala is not coming.

guarantees palace's relegation though

I really hope Ole goes with McTominay and Pereira this year. I rate both of them highly. Would prefer if we could bring in a CDM though to replace matic and play like this

——-Pogba———
Mctom———Pereira
———CDM———-/

>They've overspent on the new Gervinho who was fake auctioned by Lille

SEETHING

It's worse when you know 1 of those 2 players is Tosun, the only outright striker we have. We were supposed to be in for Neres / Malcolm for much cheaper.

Stay mad

>you now remember Micah Richards

my boy alakazam

Neres would be a better bet than Pepe. I would still buy a poacher if I was Everton though

Pokemon I'd like to be fucked by:
Snorlax
Slowking
Machamp
Machoke

Pokemon I'd like to fuck:
Moltres
Mewtwo
Articuno
Pidgeotto
Ninetales
Vulpix
Eevee

>Sucker punch

What? Do you have Asperger's or brain damage? Are you completely incapable of even holding a conversation on Yea Forums?

>Moltres

I hope you brought a burn heal!

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this is a 18+ site

SEETHING

Lick my balls slut

yet /vp/ exists
BTFO

yes, it's a containment board for the manchildren such as yourself

Lads. Why are Italian clubs so obsessed with Lukaku? I get that he’s strong and has a decent scoring record but there are better options that fulfil the above particularly for £70m

Miltank, free milk and also heal bell to cure headaches

Why don’t you just chill the fuck out? Why are you so upset? Do you realise that the posts in this thread are inconsequential and that getting upset about them is a complete waste of your time. If you can’t let go of the anger that flares up when people post things on a Mexican transexual bonding website then you should seek professional mental help.

Like who?

>Dynamic Punch to the udder.
>Miltank feinted

>muh containment board
>muh safe space
>>>/reddit/

Zapata. Marega?

Higuain was a legend there so I'm guessing they just see him as a younger Higgy
>Strong
Its wierd, I thought he'd be like that but he's really shit in the air or shielding the ball

>The Royal Spanish Football Federation (RFEF) has ruled that La Liga games cannot be played on Fridays and Mondays without its approval.

>The first three rounds of matches for the 2019-20 season had already been scheduled by La Liga, with Athletic Bilbao hosting champions Barcelona in the season opener on Friday, 16 August. But the RFEF's competition judge has now rescheduled those fixtures.

>"Spanish football fans do not want games on these days," the RFEF said. "Especially on Mondays, it is very difficult for fans to enjoy games."

Based Spics for once. Now if only the FA would do something about Friday/Monday PL/EFL games.

That’s just because he has terrible control.

He is strong as fuck desu

>complaining about what days football is on

Fucking get over it. Spics are all unemployed anyway so who gives a fuck when they show it.

>without its approval.
so they're after a bribe

Friday matches are fine if they're late enough

Monday matches are a load of shit though

>thinking anyone cares about lel liga after Ronaldo left

>TV companies should be able to control football fixtures
Plastic detected.

Literally cope better

Zapata maybe

If you want football leagues to become an absolute plaything of broadcasters then I hope you enjoy the collapse of the professional game.

And he’d be £50m and has already done it in Serie A

I’m just waiting for the super league mate. Bored of watching Man City annihilate Cardiff City

City
Chelsea
United
Barca
Real
Atleti
Juve
Milan
Inter
Bayern
Dortmund
Porto
Benfica
PSG
Marseille.

The game has already collapsed

Fucking casual bastard. There's more to football than just the big clubs.

That would be the ultimate collapse though.

Benfica and Marseille but not Sevilla?

>zoomers
go follow amerisports if you want a plastic super league

>Marseille
>Milan
>Inter
>Benfica
>Porto

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Trash.

Superleague faggots are pure cancer. Top level football is soulless unwatchable trash for 3rd worlders.

>City
>Chelsea
>United

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Charizard

>United

>not including a team consistently in the top 3 for revenue/fanbase.

Not even a manure fan but not including them in the super league would be suicide for whoever is making that league.

Sorry, I only watch my local pub league.

This many of you falling for that bait.

They probably have the biggest fan base in the world

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49137520

Based

>the incident was sparked by a passenger taking offence at another holidaymaker dressed as a clown.

That’s no way to talk about a Liverpool full kit wearer

Lads. Banter.

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>loaning the only good defender you have

Real Madrid is doing terrific decisions lately

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Tbf Varane is a good defender.

Imagine a Jew making ramen in Tokyo.

>guy was a retard
>makes retarded post
>HURRRR IT'S BAIT DURRRRR

Aren't they selling Reguilon as well?

You lot deserve this

Good lord Liverpool are so fucked coming into the new season, the >>>depth is all injury prone.

And their starting players are all exhausted.

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Most likely, his contract ends next season.

So based on the transfer window so far, we all agree that it's going to be a Man City -Tottenham two horse title race, right?

I'm so obsessed with Liverpool.

And their fans literally think that city won’t win the league by 10+ points.

The Liverpool squad is already better than Tottenham. What they have to work on is their mentality and tactics.

There will be no title race. City will be so far clear by Christmas nobody will have a chance.

Have City only signed Rodri? They need a couple defenders desu

>Klopp
>tactics

Pick one.

They probably could do with 1 CB but they don’t “need” anything else. Like if they picked up an older CB who maybe played under Pep before.

They have the best mentality of any team on the planet right now

Why? They've only conced like 50 goals in the past 5 seasons. A good DM to replace Fernandinho is all they really needed

Seriously though Liverpool's transfer window has been pathetic, do they even want to win the league?

We'll see

Wonder what Liverpool are doing right now

Of course they do. More than anything. They just want to get their excuses in because they know City will win the league.

Is there a reason why they only have like £13mil to spend this window? I find it bizzare

why would we pay 72 million for literally just some bloke on the wing instead of just giving your nelsons a game and getting a good centre back?

Nelson is a fraud, nowhere near Sancho's level. and there's no CBs on the market unless you want to pay 100m for Maguire.

might as well rename this thread /pool/ since you cunts never stfu about them

Klopp won’t win PL because lol run faster doesn’t work over 38 games

FSG GIVE THE MONEY BACK

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Because they blew all of FSG budget on Alisson and Van Dijk.

FSG isn’t rich compared to Manure and City.

How could you not talk about the non stop fun coaster that is Liverpool’s attempts to cover their dismay at not winning the premier league?

ok so he’s bad because he’s not as good as some other player
that’s dumbo logic, he costs nothing we have him, play the cunt

Shan't be surprised if half of their starters are injured by the end of the season like last time

>Jake Livermore in a wig

Lads. Nuggets or pizza?

ovenbaked chicken breast with roasted potatoes

Pizza, not even a question

BOOOOOORING

Nuggies with bbq dip

Didn't they make a boatload off selling Pooteenyhoe to Barca? Are FSG literally on benefits or something

fried hake with fries

>chicken breast

Wew lad. Might as well eat cardboard.

Pizza. Where do I even get decent nuggets from? They're for kids.

we're witnessing genetic admixture that shouldn't even be possible..

El Goblino

Woodward isn’t Jewish. Also United makes stupid amounts of money and their brand keeps growing despite lack of success.

>Icardi
I hope so lel
Would be absolutely hilarious in the chelsea dressing room.
He won't ever leave Italy though.

>he’s never experienced high quality chicken nuggers dipped in bbq/buffalo sauce

Why is your country called nigger mountain?

Lads. What’s this red line?

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have you ever heard of marinating the breasts before cooking?

It means you're new.

Letting Fellaini go was basically Ole kicking the training wheels off and demanding the squad play actual soccer instead of relying on the tree to bail them out all the time.
Fellaini held LVG and Mou back because he was so useful as a shithouse creator.

Means you got downvoted

Black mountains, innit.

>Arsenal buys Pepe through installments
Why don't more clubs do this?

McTominay can’t play as a 6

youtube.com/watch?v=SZQlUZ2Imwc

Charlton vs Villa if you are bored

Because most clubs are richer than Arsenal and can just pay up front, even the promoted teams are richer than Arsenal.

Who says they don't?

They do. Did you really think most transfers are the full fee up front?

Because Pepe isn't worth 80m so overpaying through installments is fine to lille since there was no other clubs really interested in him

Ole is clearly playing 4-2-3-1 this season. He has done it in all preseason games.

-----------Rashford
Martial - Dybala - Sanchez
-----Pogba----McTominay
Shaw - Lindelof - Maguire - AWB
-------------De Gea

Can we all atleast agree Asian food is fucking rotten

why is de gea up front lol!!!!!!!!!

They keep Phil Jones for the memes because it helps them stay relevant

That team is better than Liverpool's.

>falling for the african winger meme

Push dybala out to the RW and put lingard in his natural AM position and that looks like a plan

Blastoise obviously

Yes. Have you ever heard of not cooking shitty pieces of meat?

WHERE IS THE GOOD MIDFIELDER WORKING NEXT TO POGBA
WHERE IS THE 20 A SEASON GOAL STRIKER

>He can't even cook
Never going to have sex la

I know. But you can’t play Matic anymore. I actually think Lindelof could play CDM but it would mean buying 2 CBs

No, since chicken breast is not a shitty piece of meat.

Go eat your chicken nuggets like a fat american

Pereira is ok at dribbling and short passing but his only real talent is long shots and set pieces. Basically a younger, not as tactically astute Mata

Cooking is for girls, fag.

McTominay is a beast. He has been paired with Pogba every preseason game. That's the plan and it does appear to work.

Adding a better #10 than mata or lingard will make a huge difference.

best chefs in the world are all men. putting food on the table is a man's responsibility you manchild

That's what a fag would say, fag

>sweet and sour chicken
>egg fried rice
>ramen
>tonkatsu
>singapore vermicelli noodles
>dupiaza
>madras
>bhaji
>chaat
>nasi goreng
>okonomiyaki
>dim sum
>gyoza

Jesus just thinking about it is making me hard.

Get a wife, virgins.

I don’t eat nuggets. I just point out that chicken breast is bland as fuck

>all those comments in Arabic
I hope Villa fans are prepared for all the Arabic comments on their fan sites blasting the entire team for not passing to Trezeguet.

Imagine getting a money sucking whine bag on purpose. Most men are tricked into getting married.

He wins balls in the air he just sucks at heading it anywhere but over the bar or right at the keeper.
He’ll do well in a slower league where he isn’t asked to press high. He has no stamina whatsoever which is why Ole is shopping him around.

We get this with Salah, please stop bullying Mane, he may be low iq but he is trying his hardest.
No bully.

t. bug eating chink

Villa need to make an Arabic page to contain them

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imagine not having your wife make you breakfast at 3pm
sucks to be lonely

But if you don’t count pajeets and chinks(which you shouldn’t since they aren’t human) they probably aren’t top 5

Which of those delicious dishes contains bugs?

>which you shouldn’t since they aren’t human
haha

kek I remember this happening with hull years back when they had gedo on loan

>imagine actually being racist in 2019.

Literally feel sorry for you. You will have a very unfulfilling life.

>please stop bullying Mane
Most Egyptians I know actually like Mane more; and after that dismal display in the CAN more people are starting to think the same. At least Mane can pressure and dispossess an opponent, Salah flops around too much.

You also said Lo Celso was going to be done yesterday.

Cooking at a high level is a complete meme

>But if you don’t count pajeets and chinks(which you shouldn’t since they aren’t human)

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this
give me some cheese on toast over whatever shite any day

Never with El Neny though, no one likes him.

t. n-word

Should City sign Alves?

>imagine actually being a nigger in 2019

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>most Egyptians I know actually like Mane more

No they literally don’t.

Is Trezeguet even that good or do these Egyptians have brain problems?

>roast potatoes
Did somebody say, “patrician”?

and you would know better than an actual egyptian, would you

silly cunt

Sad that Matic died in just 6 months after signing. How did Chelsea know his legs were gonna disintegrate like that?

There were for sure Egyptians posting on Basel's page back when he played there

Do young people even like pokemon nowdays?

guys, what are the realistic chances arsenal or dortmund sign malcom?

Sounds like Trezeguet is the 2nd best player on the team, awful in the game they got knocked out in this afcon though.

arse probably not if bebe goes through
dortmund maybe?

Imagine being unable to take a joke because you’re an engpaki nigger

Can't see it happening with Dortmund, since they already have like 5 wingers

Really seems like english clubs have become smarter since no ones has yet made an offer for Boateng

>Charlton constantly clattering Grealish

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*wins the league on a negative GD*

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>whiter than u mohamad
go away fatty

They realised some of their massive amounts of TV money was best utilised hiring people whose job is to not be an absolute retard

We liked pokemon go for a while but then it died off

hi, nigger

>rashford in goal
>3 atb

lol

‘Ate digimon

Love Pokemon
Simple as

Mummy never taught little whiteboi to cook actual food awww

kek love being racist. Bet they'd ban me on reddit because I'm somewhat of an outlaw

Dean Henderson loaned to ISIS

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>youtube stream broken

Just use a smartphone lads

>Maguire not playing LCB
do you even watch football?

>whitebois cant cook
>top chefs are 99% white males
which one is it

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god, niggers are so thin skinned

Bench:
Moura
Alli
Sessegnon
Sissoko
KWP
Sanchez
Gazzaniga

q

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>all of these neet racist edgelords coming out today

G’day to you chaps *tips fedora*

>muh michelen schlick-fest

you've not seen seasoning in your life patheic pink cunt

I prefer mine for memes but nice and also Alli is finished isn't he

>Davies
>Foyth

Wew.

why is dybala on the wing

LOOKS LIKE 5TH'S BACK ON THE MENU

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>Kieran Trippier has revealed "behind the scenes" issues caused him to leave Tottenham for Atletico Madrid.

Was he Gay for Kane?

>n-no t-that doesnt count
Shut up retard

come on surely no one is gay for that mong

I heard Kyle Walker-Pieters called him a battyman and Trippier got confused cause he didn't know what it meant

Haha. Just because you’re too poor to eat well cooked food doesn’t mean you need to shitpost about it on a Lithuanian chair leg enthusiast board

Charlton fan here.

Give Bielik please.

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Where is Danilo going to go?

>>Arsenal is outspending United lmao
>They've overspent on the new Gervinho who was fake auctioned by Lille
cope

Somewhere shit

>Losing twice in one day

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Who lost Twice?

He finally figured out that his friend Kyle Walker had left. They had been tricking him with Kyle Walker-Pieters.

Everton currently are. Lost to Sevilla 1-0 and now losing to Mainz 2-1. Mason Holgate is being exposed hard, and it's pretty fucking clear now we only have 1/3rd of an attacking force.

They’re selling Kane to united.

Think he means Everton

Hes a right sided striker.

Tbf the state of spurs' wingback situation. Literally theyre all pretty much interchangeable at this point.

Why is he still unemployed?

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Because he’s not good at managing football teams.

Give him a job /trans/

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He’s a support striker.

England women's team

he can clean my bedroom if he wants

Yeah and hes supporting kane down the middle you bloody nonce

I was agreeing with you and disagreeing with the guy saying he is a right sided striker. Fucking chill out

Sick of his inconsistencies

I now remember Alan Curbishley

LADS. A LOT OF YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN AND RELAX.

Using foul language is fine, of course, but just everyone stop getting so upset about what someone else is saying.

>Eddie Meme getting rinsed for shit youngsters
Every time

NO I WANT TO BE ANGRY

I said he was a right sided striker. Hes a right sided striker in my formation. Think you need to consider redoing your GCSEs mate.

Anyone got good players for 13 mill?

>Curbs

>GCSEs.
I did the international baccalaureate. It looks much better on your oxbridge applications. We all laughed at the fags who did GCSEs at Corpus Christi

Southampton.

Failed my GCSEs but got a GNVQ in Leisure and Tourism

What do you do now user after going to posh uni? Why are you posting on /trans/? Also what did you study?

tory nonces out NOW!

PREMIER LEAGUE AFTER BREXIT

Changes to the quota:
Every single foreign player treated the same, not like currently where EU players are favored over non-EU players.
Not based on homegrown but on nationality i.e. English/Welsh.
Quota for starting 11 and subs bench, not club squad. It could start low then over time go up to 5 English/Welsh players starting with 3 on the bench.

No FFP - it is an attack on English football.
No 3pm blackout.
A British Premier League so Celtic/Rangers etc can realise their full value.
A British NT as well (with quota suggestion above amended British instead of English/Welsh).

All the braindead, tribalistic or 'soulful' fans banned from talking about football.

absolutely terrible

>A British Premier League so Celtic/Rangers etc can realise their full value.
they couldnt beat Brentford m8

I work at a bank in Canary Wharf. I’m posting here because work is boring as fuck and I basically don’t do anything all day except take people for lunch and send shitty emails. It’s pretty good!
I studied history

Are you sure youre on the right board fella?

Posh twats should be banned from discussing football

Lads. I feel like the transfers have really slowed down last week or so. Is everyone waiting for Neymar to go through?

Yeah. I love /trans/ lads.

I was 5 points exactly off an A* in 5 subjects at my GCSE. I'm pretty sure they're rigged

He didn't get injured again did he?

Pipe down before I buy your family

Pretty sure you’re just dumb

Yfw mane and Salah are injured for 1/3 of the season and Origi is exposed as actually shite.

>exposed
We already know he is shite m8

Nah got a 1st class bachelors and masters. Pretty surely secondary school exams are rigged as fuck

>all opinion, no argument

They could beat them right now, let alone when they were playing in a British Premier League.

>1st class bachelors and masters

From Middlesex poly

Your idea is complete nonsense and would kill club football in Britain.

God, I wish I was having Middlesex

Rigged to personally stop you getting A*s?

>my idea
Pretty sure I had many ideas, mate.

>posh guy mouthing off

This always go well

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Why are you so defensive about the secondary education sector? Its literally impossible for me to have exactly 5 points off in different subjects without an artifical stopgap

Every single one of them is absolute crap. You're even worse than the fucking EFL and that's saying something.

It's literally not impossible.

Hey buddy

Wow you should see a doctor if you really think GCSEs are rigged. Are you really upset because your parents were disappointed and you felt like you let them down?

You now remember Iain Dowie

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Ryan Shawcross just had a potentially career ending injury.

Mate. I’ll literally buy your parents and sell them to a Chinese factory for meat.

What club has the poshest fanbase?

Watford seems to be the quintessential middle class team

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arsenal fans going to be wanking themselves silly

BASED

dare I ask for a webm?

When will United fans learn that overpaying for average-decent players doesn't guarantee success?

twitter.com/mrgeoffpeters/status/1155129679453523974
Ouch

>thinks his life is a conspiracy theory

You’re insane.

Ryan Shawcross still has a career?

You're not a very precise thinker, are you? You probably did GCSEs instead of the International Baccalaureate. I didn't ask you which one of my ideas was crap, I asked which one would ruin club football.

Fulham

That's pretty based from the kid, 2bh.

There is a God

Sweet Jesus

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KEK

Finally

He literally did it to himself.
Payback for Ramsey?
Karma exists?

>I asked which one would ruin club football.
No FFP, no 3pm blackout and a unified British league would end the domestic game as we know it.

Also, for someone claiming to be so intelligent, you haven't really explained your homegrown quota idea well at all.

>oh
>OHH

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Lads. Where shall I go on holiday next year with the gf. We can’t decide and we have 2 weeks

1. Miami-Orlando-Mexico City-Oaxaca
2. (Car trip) Zurich-Como-bergamo-Parma-Modena-Padua-Venice
3. Delhi-Jaipur-Aggra-Kerala

>fell for the Dybala is good meme

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wait why do we hate Shawcross?

I don’t think you can deny he is good at football.

Skegness

I love him. Top English football lad. No bullshit. Ramsey is a pussy that’s why his leg broke and now Shawcross has just overpowered himself with testosterone and ripped his own foot off. Pretty legendary desu

Lads. Let’s settle this once and for all.

Where does the River Mersey end and where does the sea begin?

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It's like paying for a shitty sofa on finance, where you pay £400 more than its worth and its knackered before you've even finished paying off the interest.

The car trip sounds comfy. Try to stop for a day in Lugano or Bellinzona along the way too

This desu support the British coastal town economy

>the river Mersey

Who gives a fuck. The entire area should be crushed.

don’t fall for the bait
every mug on the Internet is shitting on Dybala after one season where he didn’t produce like he usually does

Newcastle got beat by Preston 2-1

Lugano looks nice

>as we know it
Trying to back out now, pussy? You said it would kill the game, not change it. Every single one of those would make club football better, except maybe the 3pm blackout for lower league clubs. Please tell me also how a British NT would kill the club game, as apparently everything I said would.

>for someone claiming to be so intelligent
Don't recall saying that. The International Baccalaureate thing was a joke. Lighten up and suck some dick, fag.

>haven't really explained your homegrown quota idea
Are you a woman? They seem to think 'lol' counts as a rejoinder in a conversation and want you to do all the work. What is unclear in what I said?

that’s not very working class of you

It's pretty nice so long as you don't speak German there

The river ends at Runcorn

>Liverpool
>working

Pick one. They’re all on benefits.

Man I wonder what Liverpool are up to right now

Why would I speak Nazi?

What is England's Brave Charles Joseph John "Joe" Hart up to these days?

no.1. fuck poo shit. 2 can do it anytime you want and the swiss are boring.

Probably thinking about those 7 points they let slip.

eh we aint all working class. im from wirral.

*guitar strumming*

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>Icardi will fuck Eva

I’ve noticed this. People from the Wirral think it’s nice.

Just FYI from all of us who live in actual nice places, the Wirral is shit.

*shouting abuse at brother*

Lads. The Beatles were/are shit.

that’s thatchers fault innit

>always the victims

He makes some really gay music in his solo career

just having a laugh m8

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So Lukaku is moving. Will it be Juve or Inter?

Can’t really work out why Juve want him

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why didnt they just work in the finance sector after all the factories and docks shut down?

Me too lad

It's whoever allowed them to claims benefits' fault. They should have moved to find work instead of claiming.

right tottenham
left dybala

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Because they have no education and no intelligence.

Are his limbs made of bread sticks?

ngl I've been on bennies for years

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Obviously, that's not going to happen. There's always going to be some people that lose in progress. But that doesn't mean that the next generation of jobs aren't better.

>Can’t really work out why Juve want him
Unironically only to screw with Inter, Jewventus is petty like that.

Lazy scouse filth. I had to work as an unpaid intern at a fashion magazine with only mummy's allowance to keep me going.

If so that’s great. I hope Juve get him now.

5.0 incoming.

Please give me back my money.

It's funny how the immigrants that come over here can find work. That's because they're not entitled and they go to where the jobs are, instead of expecting the jobs to come to them. And i'm talking about guys with decent paying jobs e.g. electrician or construction.

I like heroin

>380 replies
Fuck off with that shit, you utter berk.

>progress

Exactly. The uk would be better if all scousers were murdered and replaced with poles.

*doesn't go to Spurs*

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Loooooool. You can’t even cope with that? Cope better

>berk

Lol what are you like 50?

>Arsenal negotiating for Tierney
Sorry, Celtic, but 25m is a lot of money. How about a bunch of bullshit clauses that depend on Champions League performances over the next few seasons.

>Arsenal negotiating for Pepe
80m? That’s all? Take it.

That 45m budget sure blew up fast.

*goes to manure*

I honestly can’t believe they fell for the Pepe meme
Why are they signing a wide player and a fullback when all they need is 1 competent CB?

It is progress. Being more efficient means you are have more stuff and are better off. People are better off now than they were in the 90s, 60s etc.

Any of you guys ever filled your ass up with spaghetti hoops (or other wet food stuffs) and fired it out really fast into the toilet so it splashes out and gets your bum cheeks wet?

Dilate

not sure thatchers policies are responsible for the increases in living standard for the entire western world in the mid to late 20th century

Haha

Lol

When are squad numbers for the prem announced?

Who wins in the Lukaku - Dybala swap?

Kind of feel like it must be manure but maybe Sarri has a mega plan for Lukaku through the middle and CR7 as a LF?? But he’s stubborn as fuck about sarriball

I’m interested to know why you care?
Are you buying a shirt? If so which and which name?

Haha

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Being more efficient certainly is responsible. And, btw, Thatcher wasn't even close to being the only one who closed down mines, it's just that there was more drama when she did it.

I would rather pay £200m for Pepe than get Tierney for free

Can you continue this boring as fuck discussion somewhere else

>Are you buying a shirt? If so which and which name?
Yes, Rhian Brewster. It's not for me, incidentally, but I don't want to buy it now with the last season's number (24) only to see him get a new number in a few weeks.

Is Rhian pronounced as Ryan or Ree-an

>Ree-an
That's how they've been pronouncing it this pre-season. Before that it was always Ryan, so idk

Why the fuck would you buy a shirt of a player nobody will remember in 2 years time?

Why?
He seems like a bright spark but he's no Trent.

Having more stuff helps only to the point where your base needs are met. Past that it becomes a drain and source of decadence and decay.

Balloons are nice lads

The black one with the nigger lips. Imagine the blowjobs.

What you mean like laughing gas?
Yeah it's alright

Why would you do that? are you his mum?

Yeah efficient but come on lets actually look after people. What is progress for but for the people living about. I dont think all justification should be lumped on the eternal "next generation" indefinitely. Im not a utilitarian.

>having another man’s name on your back
Cringe and bluepilled. Either put your own name there or don’t have a name/number at all

>Ice type
Would freeze your dick off

You talking about fat milkers?

I lost a fucking bet lads, I'm not more excited about it than you are (still I hope he does well, but I doubt it)

No. Literally just balloons that you have at your birthday.

If you lost a bet who gives a fuck about the number.

I suppose you also think having the name of the world's foremost pop icon and one of the sexiest women in history is also 'cringe and bluepilled'? foh fucking negro

I'm still getting it for a friend at the end of the day, I don't want to be a cunt

It's over 30° in my flat, having ice cold lips around my dick would be a life saver right now.

Yes. That shit is cash. Did it with mushy peas, very satisfying.

Don't believe you

What was the bet?

So why don't people stop buying all that extra shit then? I think their decision of what they want is more important than your decision. Why don't you give up all the shit you have that is unnecessary, starting with your internet connection.

How are you supposed to make life better unless you make changes? Some people are going to be hurt. It's unavoidable. We can help them, yes, but we shouldn't stop moving forward.

competition to see who could shot semen further

>source of decadence and decay.
puritan cringe

“It’s skin is said to give humans frostbite”

Not sure you’d wanna go full dick in its mouth.

That we'll win the CL
Made after the first leg loss to Barca and when it was rumoured that Brewster will get a start in the second leg

You should kill yourself if you lost that. Ultimate dishonour

Don't worry, I'm too hot a guy to get frostbite

>“We’ll”

0 PL

Fair enough. You should try glaceon too in that case. Super cold butthole

Nah, that's too deep into furry territory. It's gotta be at least humanoid for me to want to stick it in.

Why do people take all these pictures on holiday? Why not just remember what happened?

Going through old photo albums with your family is nice.

Gay

What’s the difference between gelato and ice cream?

>Why not just remember what happened?
because human memory is flawed

Get better then faggot

You think I’m a taylor swift poster? Fuck off

Lads. Just in case you were not aware Theo’s in Camberwell serves the best pizza in the UK
I’ve checked them all.

Oh my god. Dybala to united is actually happening. What the fuck

Both Juve and manure win because both teams hate Inter and if Inter overpaid both teams win too. It's beautiful.

Sarri doesn’t play with a #10 or SS so I guess Dybala would sit on the bench all year.
Who will play wide for Juve under Sarri?
Cuadrado—CR7–Costa

What’s for din dins lads?

my gfs ass

>Everton have sent Wilfried Zaha a DVD of their glorious Champions League campaign in 2005 in the hope of convincing the Crystal Palace winger that they are just as big as Arsenal. Marco Silva’s side are ready to offer £60m plus Cenk Tosun for Zaha – but their plans might be scuppered if Chelsea look to muscle in by arranging a deal with Palace that would see the 26-year-old join them once their transfer ban is over. Hear that? Yep, it’s the sound of evil laughter emanating from Stamford Bridge.

Meanwhile, circus music continues to blare out of Old Trafford as Manchester United attempt to complete a deal for Harry Maguire. Ole Gunnar Solskjær wants United to pull their finger out and meet Leicester’s £80m asking price for Maguire immediately after losing Eric Bailly to a knee injury. Over to Ed Woodward, who’ll get right on the case as soon as he recovers from the shock of hearing that Newcastle want £30m for Sean Longstaff.

>glorious Champions League campaign in 2005
I'm glad people are focusing on that rather than the iconic Europa League campaign of 2017

Borussia Dortmund are trying to sign Malcolm from Barcelona for £37.5m. Malcolm is one of several players >Barcelona are willing to offload to fund a move for Neymar, with Philippe Coutinho available for £120m and Ivan Rakitic a target for United and PSG.

LGTSS
>Name your team
>name your favourite player in your team
>state their best ever league position
>name your favourite player of all time for your club
>name your favourite player of all time

>not this

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Liverpool
TAA
1st
Gerrard
Gerrard
la

7th is top of the league though

Is this the laugh at Newcastle thread?

Arab take over any day now

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What glorious Champions League campaign?

Ham derby results
West Ham 1 Fulham 0

>What glorious Champions League campaign?
Liverpool's 5th CL parade bus passed through Everton that year

Rangers
Jermaine Defoe
1st
Johnny Hubbard
Paulo Maldini

>1st

Kek. Nice try

What are we lolling at today, breh?

>Name your team
Manchester United FC
>name your favourite player in your team
McTominay
>state their best ever league position
1st - 13 times
>name your favourite player of all time for your club
Giggs
>name your favourite player of all time
Giggs

Everton
Richarlison
1st
Tim Cahill
Ronaldinho

>Paulo

Who?

Losing to PNE, or the interviews with Mike Ashley in the Daily Mail where he shits all over Rafa.

Paolo. Autocorrected to Paulo for some reason

Spurs
Winks/Son
1st
Bale
Juninho Pernambucano

>Spurs
>Kane
>1st
>Gazza
>I dont know

>1st

>Spends £40mil on the Brazillian Darren Bent
>Owes Wafflemunchers £600mil

>will strip nufc bare to pay for it all and leave the club broken in tatters

I would just love it.

>Football started in 1992

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>I am a literal retard

>football didn't exist before 1992
Hmmmm ....

Actually fuck I prefer Son to Kane

united
rashford
>
pogba
lampard (converted chelsea supporter)

Spurs
Kane
2nd
Bale
Zidane

>Blackburn Rovers
>Bradley Dack
>actual PL? 1st
>Shearer
>Fat Ronald

>(converted chelsea supporter)

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>2nd
go ask your dad m8

Kind of believe him when he says Rafa wasn’t interested in staying.

>Rafa wasn’t interested in staying.
why would he be?

Wow you guys are really mad.

>earning shitloads to work in a lidl league

Even if he fails he can just blame the players for being shit

You're the one who's completely ignorant.

>2nd
excuse me?

Idc about boomer trivia

Because muh love for Newcastle fans

I mean, when the owner constantly lies to you it must get pretty annoying. I'd go for China over working under Mike Ashley.

Haha. Try winning a PL and then we’ll have a discussion.

>Mike Ashley interviews

twitter.com/KevinJRawlinson/status/1154891855772958720

0 PL titles. Must be sickening. Have you ever cried about it?

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The boy is actually running a very ambitious operation... In HELL haha

>there are legitimate children who believe football started in 1992

NEW THREAD

You’re early

I'm not now

NEW
NEW
NEW

you got beaten son

>Palmeiras
>Dudu
>1st 10 (ten) times
>Valdivia
>Romario

I hope so.