>you'll never have a cheeky beer with your Yea Forums bros >you'll never hang out with posters that have the same sense of humor as you >you'll never play a game of 5 a side with anyone from Yea Forums >you'll never laugh with Yea Forums when someone fucks up during a match >you'll never chuckle at the tripfag when he finds out he was never invited to go to Buffalo Wild Wings >you'll never tag team a bitch with that one dude from /hoc/ >Yea Forums will suddenly close down one day and you'll never meet the bros that made you smile on a daily basis.
I wonder how big of a pathetic loser one has to be to make this thread.
I mean imagine the long list failures that must occur in one's life so that an individual could reach a mindset to wish for this garbage and think this is healthy.
Brandon Lewis
I'm not sure I'd want to meet up with these people
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Jonathan Phillips
arey yaar benchod
Juan Flores
Cursed
James Russell
this is /pol/ subhuman trash containment like every other board that isn't Yea Forums. Yea Forums is full of chads
Ethan Gray
It would be awful
bunch of nerds who can't handle their drink shitposting irl and shouting "APOLOGISE" and "EXPOSED" every five minutes
just go out to the pub with your work colleagues if you want some sports chat
Adam Martin
kek
Sebastian Long
>bunch of nerds who can't handle their drink shitposting irl and shouting "APOLOGISE" and "EXPOSED" every five minutes that would be fun
Camden Edwards
>just go out to the pub with your work colleagues if you want some sports chat hard to do when 70% are women and the men all only care about cuck shit like climbing, sailing etc
Charles Gonzalez
for you
Owen Long
I'm not your friend and I never laugh here. This board is depressing and giga cringy af and I want to kill you all every time I come here.
Jonathan Hernandez
>he doesn't go to the pub after work on a Friday with the lads and complain about pogba over a few pints of Guinness
my dream is getting wasted in a brit pub with the lads
Eli Sullivan
Sounds fun bro, are burgerstanis invited
Benjamin Adams
>he doesn't have a comfy local within walking distance of his house >the landlord doesn't recognise him or know his drink the absoluite state of Yea Forums
>tfw had a really fun dive sports bar about a 15 minute walk away >bartender knew my friends and my exact beer preferences >even knew us well enough to make small talk >tfw it now has new management and the workers barely even seem to look me in the eye Feels bad desu.
Damn, those tits make up for that face. Want to watch those bounce as I fuck her
Jordan Barnes
based, I guess
Nolan Smith
r-right...I am such a chad...
Ayden Brown
Reminder Van Dijks 5 aside team was himself, Alison, Messi, wijnaldum, and frenkie de Jong
Noah Allen
??
Colton Long
based, but you should stop shitting on the street anyways
Josiah Reyes
>you will never lie next to each other with the blanket pulled up to your eyes and know that she's smiling by the fact that her eyes start to squint and become a little moist >you will never slowdance around her dimly lit bedroom to the music of Al Bowlly >you will never be loved >you will never be kissed >you will never be hugged >you will never hold hands >you will never wash her pale slim nude body in the shower in a way that is only semi-erotic but mostly practical and caring >you will never pull faces at each other >you will never have her sit in your lap and whisper that she's tired >you will never care for another person and have her care for you in return >you will never sit out the back porch with her dad on a summer's evening watching the sunset over some distant cornfields and talking about his youth and his many jobs and hear occasional laughter from your girlfriend and her mother cleaning the dishes in the kitchen inside and have him laugh at some humorous interjection you make and offer you another beer and say sure to maintain your masculine image until his wife appears and says user's surely had enough of you and to tell him to leave the lovebirds alone and have him laugh and get up slowly and pat you on the shoulder then shake your hand and say "good speaking to ya son" and have your girlfriend emerge from the porch door in a short summer dress and a shy look on her face which only changes when you both start smiling like kids who can't hide the fact they are crushing on each other
