/mlb/ - Depression Edition

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Prove it

>3-12 since the All Star Break

What went wrong?

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>Whos
>What went wrong?
Why is grass green, why is water wet...

Sigh

So are you going to trade Colome and McCann?

>no pitching
>no offense
>no defense
>no baserunning

We need to trade McCann like yesterday. Regression is hitting him like a brick wall, maybe some team will be stupid enough to not look at his stats.

scuba.................kek scuba

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Ugh...

so... what you guys are doing?
i am watching one of the provitional qualies for koshien

gackt.........

sleep tight fluffer

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.... OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN DA ROAAAAAAAAAAADDD

Ugh... urg..

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ugh...gah..gurgah...shmigl....cuh...

bassiert et rougepilled

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Based Giants win another one...

never heared about it

I want to kiss Micker!

Rangers won.

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ABG IS BRINGING FIRE BANTS!! AGAINST THE WHITE SOX!!! OHMMYYYGODD!!!

RIP White Sox on this day killed by a bantz

i dont meant white sox, i meant the pic behind the meme, i never saw this product in my life

White Sox BTFO yet again!!! OOOH when will his reign of terror end

you guys are really random lol

no remorse. he shows no remorse in his ruthless slaying of the white sox

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>never saw them
HE IS DANCING ON THEIR GRAVES!!!!!!

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bros....imagine abg......but SAVAGE AF!!!!

you guys should go sleep lmao
what type of vape drug you guys get? lol

WHITE SOX BTFO YET AGAIN WE CAN'T STOP HIM BROS

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THIS MAN IS UNRELENTING

No remorse... no respect. THis is sick

i have no idea what is going on

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Welcome to /mlb/ brother

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this is /mlb/

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beware!

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alright, I'm gonna say it. This culture of /mlb/. It aint my /mlb/. These so called "psychos" and "crazy's"... they wouldn't last a day in the old /mlb/... I'm just gonna say it...these "psychos" would just be babies of 5 years ago... honestly dawg its true honestly trust... the bants would be too much for this /mlb/... no offense but ya got some work to do... ya all a bunch of softies

you are kinda right on it
those so called "bants" they try to make make no sense

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damn...first the white sox now the jenny? Is there anyone this man won't release unforgiving bants on?

Lool that look like Keanu... "take the red pill" lol if only they knew what the internet would do with that one!

you guys more like get the blue pill and got crazy on drugss t b h

Sorry I didn't know

apoligize for your mistakes, user
or the the bad luck will fall onto your favorite team

Fuck off Houspie

let's nip this in the bud

>cusb

>cusb

Beware of the Brewie!

mmmmm

so what you guys think that will happen on trade deadline?

gimme 2013 /mlb/...back when trips could be trips....back when we aint worry bout no anons....mmmm...mlb had a general in it too...them days....those were the good ole days...neon...koch...soler....lgn...felix...mmm...them were the days....yum...wsgs...maybe a cookout....with the bros...respect goin round....mmm...ill bring the pie....yumm..

none of the big names are moving, teams are too stingy with their prospects

James Shields to the White Sox

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Absolutely nothing, if anything happens it won't be a huge splash for any contender anyways. We're reaching a point in baseball where general managers are falling more in love with their prospects than current production. This is due to the fact teams that continuously contended in years past are being past up by rebuilding teams. No one wants to make the next terrible trade. Everyone will have young talent they hold on to and the competitive teams will now be the teams that decide to go into the trade deadline looking to move young talent instead of preserving it, while all the rebuilding teams are left in the dust aside from the occasional gem.

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teams are investing in prospects more than never

every year since 2017 blu jays and redsocks get ssome brazilians from Yakult Training Center every year so they can invesst in them on future

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It's just a movement to get younger. Teams think they can undercut the next team by investing in the next superstar. With so many teams doing this now though it'll not shake up anything in the near future. Rebuilding only works if half the league ISNT doing it.

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>cusb

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by the gods...

I love Rize.

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I selected none bicycles to post this image
I call it "mest"

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daisuke bring great dishonor to his team today

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me rn with the midnight boredon lol

I thought you were Brazilian

it is 4am here lol

>koshien school crowd signing country roads

ok i want they to qualify

Oh lol my mistake

the abg need not sleep
the abg need only to consume asian baseball

this is true

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Saint Poois

kek cusbs

Least you guys will get into the playoffs before the Lillies do in the near future.

go giants

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I concur with this

reminder that Super Mega Baseball 2 is still promo on steam for those that want an baseball game on PC

store.steampowered.com/app/414870/Super_Mega_Baseball_2/?snr=1_4_4__43_1

gibe prospects

>job to Roylels
>still manage to out-hit a Phillies squad with 3/5 of their bats still producing in top form
I don't get it

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ya seeth n I pwn ya

just boned ya

How do we fix this shit?

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this team just got owned
pwnd by the red sux kek
and they lost big time uh
maybe they should get...heims!!

Woke up this morning...

>Cardinals in first !
>Tracking number on my Bauer Outage shirt says it will be here today!
>Gonna mix my first John Daly and it's not even 10 am

TELL ME A BETTER DAY
(other than the white sox not being a fucking terrible piece of shit team)
But besides that !

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get better starting pitching

torres and garcia for stroman pls

say my name.

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It’s almost like it’s a 162 game season

tough time for your white sox tho. Twins are looking crazy motivated to stay out in front right now, they honestly might sweep this series

Kurtis Buttfinger

No hadie noooo

Curt Butt

You need a starter for fucks sake. Tanaka got shelled and so did paxton. You better pray they fix their shit because when bawwston didn’t get their trifecta, they want it
162 game season and shit happens. It’s why my team does well against the god damn twins but dies to San fran

>gib bull pen arms nao got dammit

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For me, it’s the Redbirds and filtering BAJP

jints bullpen is best in mlb
prove me wrong

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BAJP is your #1 fan

gib kirby yates pls

If I wanted to hear what a fat fuck said I would go to chiraq.

He's the #1 fan of both the Cards and Sox and speaks for the whole of both fanbases

not really. tripfags exist to be filtered anyway

He's the only Cards fan on here so he's the only way we get Cards Talk

The Cards should hire BAJP as team spokesman

Based cardinals...ajs team

Cards fan here. All-in for my guy Based AJ BAJP

Lovin aj.im lovin it

Same boat here with my Chadres. So much for that after all-star break push

>only cards fan on here so lets listen to some fat fuck
amazing logic buddy. so should we hire some fat weeb for doyers shit?

You have to apply first

based..... based cardsox

gib felipe vazquez pls

take ian kennedy pls

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I wanna go back bros

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What is more cringe?
>wearing a jersey/hat of a team that isnt playing to a game
>being a grown man and bringing a baseball glove to a game

bottom, which is what my best friend's dad does when we go with our fathers

Who tops?

the fuck do you need your hand free for, fondling their balls? bring a goddamned glove you loser

C. shitposting about either of those things

this

Cringe

>t. I hate it when other people have fun

Retard alert

This is /mlb/

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agreen
Hate B is stupud, specially if you want keep ball as suvinirs

If they're both boys, why does the one on the left have tits and long fingernails?

gib noah syndergaard pls

gibs me dat plox

gib shane green

How did BBW KBBQ become so good?

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For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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Reddit sent me

kek scuba

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Maybe I will have to update this picture to "Back to Back to Back World Series losers"
That would actually be pretty great - the Dodgers would be the Bills of the MLB

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Why are NL Central fans so fat and stupid? Is it just the midwest genetics?

DELETE THIS

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This wouldn't have happened had the Red Sox not choked the final game way to the Rays. So you guys never had a go back moment since the 1980s. And even that is barely creditable since you only made the playoffs by a fucking game.

Granted you saved all our best starters vs the Phillies and used your shittier/bullpen starters for the KC royals hoping you'd still win anyway

>cusb have the worst away record in their division

I wanna see a bright red tushie.. Make him cry...

Why is he so much better than all the Japanese "aces"........Tanaka, Ohtani, Darvish, Maeda........?????????????? I thought Japan was better at baseball than Korea??????????????

Oh no no no no!

Well, NPB is just inferior talent. I can't imagine anyone actually watching and enjoying that AA-tier dreck!

name me ONE korean ace

>cusb
>19-30 away record
that's a big YIKES from me

Hold him tenderly...then give him the smackies

Ryu Hyun-Jin

I miss Dickey, bros... ;_;

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same

beacuse Takaka and Darvish are eold and Ohtani is still recovering from an tommy john?

see webm

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Lol, let's be real, "fake ABG". Real MLB all-stars would mop the floor with NPB's all-time all-stars. It wouldn't even be close!
Eddie fucking Rosario. Please. Give me a break, fake ABG.

NPB owns ya!

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Dodgerbros???? We look literally unstoppable right now, like the Red Sox last year but better. How are we going to even cope with the fact that we will inevitably choke in the playoffs as usual????? I know it will happen, I fucking know it.

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iam the same ab just with an meme that i acidentally made here instead of asian

and this series had lot of good players including an ROTY of that same year and half of 2019 Home Run Derby roster

also Japan wasnt even on its full strenght

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Based Murph.

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Eddie Rosario, fake ABG. That's all I need to say.
Eddie....... fucking........ Rosario.

cubs cant hold onto their division LOL

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Shameful display.

Rosario and Yates, Molina, Realmuto, Chris Taylor, Acuña Jr., Pillar, Soto, Santana, Hoskins

Cardinals=Yea Forums
Cubs=reddit

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Oh fuck you

>A's helping the tigers out by getting the Dodgers second most looked at reliever
Thanks bud

chloroform his ass unconsious....take him to an undisclosed location....make him eat his words

It wasn't even Eddie Rosario, it was Amed Rosario. Top kek!

rape himm....make him moan...

Face it, fake ABG. By any fair conditions, NPB got BTFO in that series and it wasn't close.

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He was always good, just always dealing with some injury either knocking him out or limiting his stuff. Plus it appears he's one of those wacky rare pitchers that is benefiting from the altered balls

they are on same level desu
both have almost same avg and armed has more hits
what part of ROTY and half of HR Dreby you dont heared?

also Molina was all star in 2018, Realmuto was 2018 and 2019, McHugh had won world series in 2017, and you disconsiderated Slamtana

your bait is so low level that makesm e laught, even more that the fact that NPB was with similar team since some good players decided rest the off-season instead of play the series, specially the yomori giants ones

Just face facts, fake ABG. That NPB team would get boots to the face by REAL MLB all-stars!
It wouldn't even be close.

sleep tight fluffer

got £5k on dodgers -1.5

how BLACKED am i

>joe ross
You should be good.

of course they wouldnt beacuse the REAL NPB team would kick ass

also i fixed your low quality bait usitng 2017 and 2019 facts

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Dodgers @ Nationals

This is the equivalent of you flipping the table because you lost the game to facts and logic.

actually you was the one that losst the fact with logic since most of half of team was all star or won worst series between 2017 and 2019

No, fake ABG, I'm afraid you're wrong once again.

CARDS COMIN FOR THAT WORLDS SERIES

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I call them the Tardinals

bajp is a fan so i call them the Lardinals

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I call them the national league central champions
also doggie doos kek

cards fan confirmed

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gob woll smoth pls

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berds rule
cusb droll

RIP DJ

Where did this lifelong Cardinals fan come from out of nowhere?

>t. seething doggie doo

Here come the casuals to ruin a good organic meme... sigh

there's nothing organic about /mlb/ memes

That organic meme moment was fun while it lasted.... then the casuals came

/hoc/uck spotted!

ugh i loved that organic meme. too bad the casuals ruined it.

I;m thinking about thos organic memes

Lifelong Cardinals fan since they managed to squeak by the Cusb here!
What's this hot new organic meme I'm seeing? D-doggie doos? Am I doggie doing it right?

oof stankees pitching

(you)

cute!

Don't give him (You) retard! He's trolling! That's how he wins!
Ah fuck... these life Cardinals fans are going to ruin everything.

What is the best city in the United States, for a man who hates baseball, hates football (American football) hates basketball and hates ice hockey?

Cleveland

Why is Brazil allowed on a sports board?

can't say what city, but I can say the best state for someone who haste all those things

why usa is allowed to eat burgers?

Because we invented them.

Your move, inexplicably fat South American.

HOLY SHIT YANKEES GET STROMAN!!!!
twitter.com/Mystikast2/status/1155205640350064640?s=20

>the buffalo bills of los angeles

Red Sox back to back champions.

Stromie to Yankie?

Imagine being a Dodgers fan. Astoundingly rich and long history in your team. Your team has otherworldly regular seasons. You're a perennial contender for your division and league. Your team hasn't won fewer than 90 games since 2012. Consecutive division titles. But, every year, you fall apart in the playoffs in catastrophic fashion. 2 NL pennants back to back and nothing to show for it. You haven't won a World Series in many of your fans lifetimes. Imagine having such astounding dominance and just blowing it every single year like it's some kind of natural law. Imagine being a Dodgers fan.

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actually burgers where invented by an greman
the name comess from Hamburg, an german city

That's like saying Italians invented pizza. Get the fuck out of here.

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For Torresie and Garcie indeedie so pinstriperinies

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That's like saying Germans invented hot dogs. Get the fuck out of here.

yikes stankees pitching

abg?

>That's like saying Italians invented pizza
b-but annon italians created pizza

y'all stankees pitching is so bad folks

The hamburger was invented in New Haven Connecticut in 1900.

If you've ever had Frikadelle you'd know it's not the same thing. Argies probably make them.

yess?

the guy in Connecticut was an european imigrant, also the first reconization was by Otto Kuase on 1904 St Louis World Fair

That Neapolitan faggotry is like overgrown bruschetta.

i agree that the original recipe wasnt good as modern ones

>an American immigrant
Shocking

He was Dutch, though.

You seem to be flailing. Want to just call this one 7-1?

>rasy
IT WAS 9-3

Rays get your fucking shit together

Vladito Dingerito up Tamparitos Pooperitos

>123 after

because of course its still the jasy

>ras

nah itss ok, i love shit post with you guys
i just wish we could post more about baseball than food

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ok drury

ok

the
ABSOLUTE STATE
of tampa bay

>Tampon Bay
kek

Fucking trash yankees

>TFW your team is shit, but it isn't the rasy

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Can someone please explain how my Ray's blew a 9-2 lead with 2 innings to go?

Jays offense is somewhat legit as the kids get more ABs just everything else sucks

Cringe pic :)

>be stankees
>stank it up

know your place boston

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daily reminder that dodger fans think having the best record in the regular season is equivalent to the dodgers winning the world series

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Twins-White Sox

oh these cardinals assholes are remorseless

Oh shit what's up based dads

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are giants fans also padres fans?

>kershit

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>69 Wins

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Salacious mi amigo.

If not every Giants fan is a Padres fan but every Padres fan is a Giants fan, what does that make Dodgers fans?

based
where's the cards game thread

seething

based teo
based bullpen
>rasy

>>>/meth/

The Phillies unis are fugly
What happned to the team? I thought it was >our year

astros cards thread

>>>/doggiedoos/

Spotted the salty cusb lifelong

>TAMPON BAY
KEK

incorrect

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IT WAS 9-2

did dodgers win today? my dog wants to know

only 26 games back lads

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Have Expos

gonna be a long night in STL

even longer in KC, tribe up 4-0, top 1st, no outs

What's with the horrible uniforms in the Atl/Phi game?

>that kid's face
lmao

>Philthies

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based pineapples

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>rays
why do i watch this team again?

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

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me on the left

Houston Astros vs St. Louis Cardinals Gamethread

>eagles hat
What an absolute twat lmao

hahahahhaa fucking wow can you imagine being excited over a four game sweep in the last week of July ???? haha lmao fucking red sux fans get fucked you're just going to lose in the first round again oh no we might have to play oakland (gasp) or cleveland (shitting my pants rn) hahaahaa fucking boston losers wow you beat the ynakees without judge or sanchez wow that's like winning a hotdong eating contest when you don't have to eat any buns fucking stupid idiots im gonna be laughing so ducking hard when you get beat in october while we fucking cruise our way back to the alcs like big dick motherfuckers you know we are hhahaha fucking enjoy the win losers you beat up fucking donkey kong sabathia and some scrubs WOW real impressive get fucked beantown your city smells like fucking molasses

for the analytics and inevitable disappointment of never being able to put it all together for extended periods of time

STANKEES LOSE

Wtf I don't want you guys to drop behind the red sox in the division.

Please tell me the Red Sox won't win the World Series. Their fans are shit, and I want a reason to give them shit.

The Dodgies won again :)

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I'm gonna berry my face in there and suck hard

Where are you finding these games? I'm hoping to make it to Japan July 2020 and would rather catch a Koshien play in game than an NPB random.

There's still a chance they miss the playoffs. It relies on 2 out of 3 teams (Rays, Indians, and A's) having a better record which is not impossible.

But the Rays can't beat the Red Sox

rip season

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Do they call them the Dodgers because they're dodging ICE/INS?

why are some dots red and most are blue?

fucking RIP NY pitching

Division leaders.

they call them the doggie doos kek

Based Dodgers

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a new challenger approaches

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Yeah, I realized that right when I posted lol. What's the source for this, btw?

Yeah that team was shit playing a much shittier Rays team. Sox would of gone 4-1 on that Philthie team easily hadn't they been smelling their own farts and blew game 7 away in the process.

>330 million

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What's a red dot mean?

Almost 96 percent of Lillies fans already moving onto /NFL/ since they are the only Philly team that has a high playoff hopes so long nothing goes wrong in injuries. That being said they will make wildcard with a 9-7 record with Sudfeld competing in Wentz's place when he gets hurt on win number 6.

anyone remember the 2019 yankees

i watch they online at the organizer website (Asahi Shimbun), about go watch, i think that they will change calendar next year due olympics but i will tell info later this way when it happens

comes out of bbref's batting and pitching against pages. usually up to date as of the ends of yesterday's ballgames

tfw 330 million guy is actually their best player right now despite the team being overall shit not named Nola

reminder micks are the worst sports fans

are your brasileiros gonna be in the olympiad?

why watch the Phillies when you can watch the Eagles and Sixers

What good does trading for one pitcher do when the Yankees entire rotation is trash?

>stankee pitching
oh my

well depends, not on baseball but we still have an chance on softball

>Detoilet
fucking hell

>philthies
This is painful to watch

The current tier list in the city of Philly sports goes the following
>Eagles (Owl win and division round exit)
>76ers (two second round exits and the only team coming close to beating Kawhi throughout the playoffs)
>Phillies (Better chances at making the playoffs in the future than the Flyers)
>Flyers (Franchise is fucked and has been since BSB era ended)
>Union (No one gives a shit)
>Wings (No one gives a shit even more)
>Philly Women's sports ( LOL Meme)

flyers are fucked but they have a stud goalie

>even fried got an rbi
bruh

my sister danced at a Soul game for halftime once. I was surprised to see they had a small but passionate fanbase. Tailgaters and loud fans

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He will be traded the moment he becomes a golden turkey because Fletcher is known for shit like that. Who would of thought someone could make Holmgren look good?

the phillies are a fucking disaster, how do you fix that dog shit team?

>rasy

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By giving your dynamic jewish manager duos a fucking raise! Also trading your only prospect left for a over 4.5 era starting pitcher to the Indians/Tigers

Pitching and new coaching. They are surprisingly not that far away from a run but they need pitching and to not beat themselves with their dogshit coaching

it might be time to take eflin out kek

They're so terrible.....

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I wonder if I can take advantage of her depression..

Having sum problemz cardinals? Lol

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>4 Grand Slams today

EZ

I would green text phillies or post Orson Welles usually but they're so laughably shit tier already that nothing more needs to be added. Just watch and laugh.

>“I think we have the right personnel in place – we have the right coaches in place,” Kapler said after Friday night’s game when asked specifically about Mallee. “Our processes and our practices need some refinement. There’s no coaching staff in baseball that works harder than our staff does, and we’re going to work to find solutions.”
>Klentak said no one works harder or communicates better than Kapler. The manager, Klentak said, continues to make adjustments. Kapler entered Monday with a 119-120 record as Phillies manager since being hired in October of 2017. He has a three-year contract that runs through next season.

This has 2018-2019 Flyers drama written all over it, and its even worse then that lol.

Phillies sold all their prospects for a win now mode that only gets them 3rd place. Enjoy being shit for another 10 years

>braves on pace for 45 runs this game

LMAO'ing at ya philthies

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>mets unironically could get 3rd in the division and the phillies can finish 4th
PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN

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the absolute state of the Phillies

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Why is there anime on a Japanese anime posting site?

>it's only the 3rd

>11-1
>2nd inning
>eagles chants
happy_bearded_man_laughing.png

at least they're chanting eagles and not >28-3

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COPE

>images.jpg
Seethe harder Philly subhuman

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i live in 770

Remember when all the Philthies fans were talking shit about the rest of the division in April? Even the Mets?

Atlanta is just as subhuman if not worse than Philthy. That city is incest central.

Those were just Mest fans falseflagging. There are no Lillies fans on here.

The worst was them shitting up gamethreads of bad teams in games Philly wasn't even playing against to waive their dick around and brag about how great they are

Rays :3

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>worse than Philly
'No' and nobody here lives in Atlanta city proper anyway, your fanbase is famous for being the most subhuman collection of mental illness ever to grace a sports stadium

They forgot that the majority of team ownership including management is ran by literal Jews. I mean you can get more Jewish than shelling 330 million for one guy to boost ticket sales... it worked lol

OH NO NO NO NO

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93870410/#93875264

o-omigosh

EVEN DUVALL HIT A HOMER

>Implying I'm a Philthy fan
First of all I'm a Cards fan, and second, Atlanta is a cesspool full of poor blacks and inbred hillbillies, and in most sports are Phithy's cuck city with Minnsomalia coming close.

Bench-clearing in Miami. The elusive brawl continues this season.

>There are no lillies fans here
>which is why non lillies fags like me definitely aren't lillies fags false flagging when we rush to their defense

the mets just took the lead :D

>Implying im rushing to their defense
We all know you are a Philthy fag trying to hide the bullshit. Which that in itself makes you worse than Mest Fags posting as a Philthy fag in its own right.

>tripfags
kek

Kapler is about to break a tooth

Kapler gonna get a raise after this for the one unearned run and not getting tossed knowing that Jewish franchise.

I think even the Flyers are no where near as fucked as the Phillies since they at least have a prospect pool. (Granted they will all be traded for boomers and cash and goes straight into Comcast's Executives wallets or Overwatch stadium)

>#Marlins receive Lewin Diaz from #Twins in Sergio Romo trade, source confirms @JonHeyman report. @MLB @MLBNetwork

STOVE IS HOT

the stove is psychotic

that's a luke warm stove at best, my guy

LMAO

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>tfw the marlins completely fleeced the lillies entire future away.
They knew Realmuto peaked and would start declining hard this season. Now they got Alfaro as a good backup and Sanchez will become a potential cy young pitcher.

this stove has no remorse

stovies have entered the picture!

>yankees

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friendly reminder that they almost got Mike Soroka and Austin Riley but the Phillies snuck in a deal to break it up

honestly...this stove terrifies me

Let's Go Stovies *clap clap, clap clap clap*
Stovies in the houuuuuse *clap clap clap*

Least will be contending with the Braves in no less than 2 years while the Mest and Lillies get locked up in the basement for the next decade. As for the Gnats, I'd say they regressed to a hard 2nd to 3rd place team if they dont keep Rendon, or most of their pitching core.

no stovies no!!!!!

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Ehhhh mets will be back soon. I doubt they’re “basement tier”

if i was a pitcher id just bean the better hitters right in their fuckin heads. gives up a base but gets them shook up and possibly out of the game.

Duvall's become a fucking beast down in AAA this year, no one is more surprised than us.

They wont be making the playoffs anymore than the Phillies will. All they will be is like how the Flyers are to the Penguins/Rangers. Tormenting division enough to be exposed in the playoffs down the line.

Developing a billionaire man and purchasing the As and sending them back to Philadelphia. After all the As were the cities most winningest team before they moved because of the fucking overrated Whiz kids that makes Harper look innocent.

Stovies!!!!!!!!!!

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You know it's bad when Lillies fans are wearing As colored Lillies hats.

bryce harper lol

Harper really wishes he took that high AAV deal from LA now. He's stuck another 13 years without a playoff win

zach eflin lol

>tfw Multiple Entries is still not on the team

Looks slightly pre-digested.

philthies kek

>home run "records" set between 2015 and now
cringe every time

bryce harper lol

>Live reaction of the average Philthie fan tonight on what's to come for the next 10 years of basement mediocrity
youtube.com/watch?v=_q-QtjGRv54

>philthies

OH NONONONO

>english
kek loll ohhh no

they should allow one player on each team to juice.

That's the joke user, and you failed to get it. Kindly fuck off of /mlb/.

sorry I'll take my leave

>Weeb prefers nip dub over meme english dub
Found the obvious cusb fag boyos

how regulated are the gloves? do they have to be a certain size? why not just get a massive glove to make it easier?

I fucked up. I made a mistake, I shouldn't have responded.

Why is beisbol such a /comfy/ game?

APOLOGIZE

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cant wait for washington to follow the thunder to okc

You are still here claiming your mistake, yet not owning up to your mistake by still commenting and being on here. You must leave unless you are here to make fun of the Philthies like all of us are here for.

Steven Matz has completed a Maddux against the Pirates

By lowballing Rendon and whatever pitching core they will have left after the season concludes?

>White Sox sell their studs for prospects but still end up shit
>Lillies sell their prospects for studs but still end up shit
the only way to win is to not play the game

ok, ill try...
>philthies
>it was a time game

>mets beat pierats again
Eat shit yinzers

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dont call it a comeback

dads fan is mad , are you ok? still looking forward for your "window" in 2020?

Not good enough. Try harder!
>Be Phillthies
>Braves let them sweep them out of pity and for exposure.

Like watching two homeless bums fighting over the last sandwich, this case the last top prospect for 2020 draft.

>atlosers

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Oh then wait for white sox mets this week

>Philthie cant take the hint its called pity like how the first series of the year was out of pity.
Literal pottety

thanks cashman

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Going to be fun on who gets the final top prospect like its baseballs version of the last n word pass

Mets aren’t getting that. Guess they’ll be around .500 so eh. Sell some pieces and fix for next season

and then the fix will blow up on their face again like all the season post World Series loss was. But at least they will be better than the Phillies.

Fuck you for still reminding me of that World Series, but the only thing I bet that will blow up is the deal for noah syndergaard and how much shit is given for him

Now they are up by 10 again. It would have to be the biggest blown game in baseball history if Lillies fans think they can still beat the Barves tonight.

and then they trade him to the Barves for the barves 6-8th best prospects and some pity money like the good bitches they are.

I’ll pay you 2 dollars if that shit happens

Being the Mets. It will happen since its such a Metsy thing to do. You might luck out with Ian Anderson if you also give up McNeil when Freddie dies of old age.

kek scuba about to blow the game in the 8th again

>cusb

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fucking barfs fans
the worst thing about filthy losing is that fatlanta wins

Bahahahahaha

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>Proceeds to get shitstomped by the team that will soon loose 3 world series in a row.

>Yankees have given up 73 runs in the last 7 games
Holy shit lmfao

Holy fuck

>rec team is now 1-9
I fucking hate baseball

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>CASHMANNY ARE YOU MAD

I swear to God Tloses if you fucking give Cleveland a playoff seed

>bruce horper

>330 million
>Goes 0-4

>tloses to the who's
oh boy

>using your closer while down 8 with a day game tomorrow
what did kapler mean by this?

>Markakis injured
Fuck

based slowpoke

Daily reminder Fatlanta

Then falcon blew a 28-3 lead in the superbowl

FLY EAGLE FLY

Gonna happen when you have to deal with Arrieta on plate that even Philthie fans hate.

bros..... HOW DO WE STOP THE INDIANS

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Falcons gonna cripple Wince for and you guys will be stuck with that dead money.

>the NL is completely irrelevant
>/mlb/ general is constantly filled with NLfags spewing garbage
Really makes me think

>be Philthy
>win owl with a temp hire QB
>build a statue of him immediately
Imagine being on the same level as Toronto

I guess that makes the NL relevant

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>trying to use football in a baseball thread
Cope
Double jokes on you I'm a saints fan

>Krimbel
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

The astros, yankees, and Red Sox are literally the only teams that matter this year.

>KRIMBEL

LMAO

>KRIMBEL

KEK SCUBA KEK

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user, what do the names vernon Davis, marshawn lynch, marcus williams, and nickell robey-coleman mean to you?

KIMBREL
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>$45 million American dollary doos

GET YOUR BROOMS OUT MILWAUKEE

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I hate every player, coach, and FO worker on this fucking team. Wasted 7 fucking years and if we're lucky they might only need 5 more. Fuck them all.

>cubs
>winning games on the road

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KEK SCUBA

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lel scusb kek oh no

....what have we done...

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>PUBES
>PUBES
>PUBES
>PUBES
>PUBES

cub lmfao

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astros won btw

>cusb

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who the fuck cares bitch

i hate craig kimbrel so much why couldnt' we have gotten air bud or one of those gorillas that get into sports anything but THIS

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i do go astros!

Only one of those is still on the saints. Why?

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What a joke

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>Implying the NFL isn't WWE Scripted Entertainment.
Least /mlb/ at least attempts to hiding it.

NO CUBS NO

>cusb

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cusb fans will defend this

CAIRG KRIMBEL LOLZ

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oh fuck you all

Scuba dooba doo!!!!!!!!

>cusb

Scubie and doggies LOL KEK LOL

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youtube.com/watch?v=0_C2HJvtRDY

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Kek scuba

scuba kek!

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user, are you retarded by any chance?
lynch was beast quake
davis was the shootout in sanfran
williams was the minneapolis miracle
NRC was the guy who slammed tommylee lewis's head into the ground and didn't get called for it

like Zoinks! Scoob

scuba dooba doo

where are yu?

we got some games to blo-ow

scuba scuba doo

where are yu?

we need some pen help from you now

come on scuba doo, I see you

pretendin ya got a good team

you're not foolin me, cause I can see

that $200 million payro-ooll

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Kek skuba

new:

get dabbed cusb

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And none of them are on the saints any more sans marcus William's. Are YOU retarded?

There's no need to apologize. Nats fans are still garbage.

t. Nats fan