For me? It's the Ruy Lopez

For me? It's the Ruy Lopez

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>a6

what now motherfucker

Until I gadoosh you with the Caro-Kann and your hillbilly ass """king""" gets gambited onto the I file

Queen to F6

>not "lose weight"
What's going on bro

cringe
for me, it's the petrov

literally the most boring opening ever
>le you have to do this stupid little dance with the knights and pawns or else you're busted meme

seething lopezfag
bet you're a mexican too

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the patrician's choice

>3...a6 4.Bxc6
Made you waste a tempo. ha. Lopez!

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4...dc6
you may wanna back down now

3) Qe1++
0-1

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a chad like me would play 1.Nf6

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chads play the najdorf

Check out black he's like a lil' chess gnome

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3...Bc5
4. Bxc6 bxc6
5. Nxe5?
EVERY SINGLE TIME

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Saved

The image or the tactic

Is chess a racist sport?

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no but it is sexist

I don't think the tempo is wasted when black gains the bishop pair

i used to play a little trick of my own making against it before

you go bird defense nd4
white exchanges knights
and then f5??
if white takes on f5 black has a very nice position
if white pushes e5 u basically lose the game as black

The image, I'm aware of the tactic :D

Ba4