/bundes/

*schnarchi edition*

>üpcöming mätches:

2nd /bundes/
13:00 Dynamo Dresden - 1. FC Nürnberg
15:30 Holstein Kiel - SV Sandhausen
15:30 VfL Osnabrück - 1. FC Heidenheim

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granaten
jacob italiano
its hot

based Holstein!
based HSV!
based /bündës/

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Went out for drinks to celebrate, now I'm home drunk af

Ama

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yes, yes hello. can't really sleep because it's still too hot in the flat, although it did rain the past 30min.

what was there to celebrate?

/bundes/ is love
/bundes/ is life

I don't know why, but there is something really captivating about the early morning light.

also
>hangover

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>I now remember late knights
youtube.com/watch?v=kd0UuxJOY1U

was ist pasirt

The birth of my son

funny. what's the real reason?

I'm starting to hear thunderclouds here... Let's see what the rest of the day will look like.

I was looking out the window a couple of minutes ago and was thinking something similar. I do a lot of early morning walks and also go cycling sometimes.

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>I do a lot of early morning walks
was thinking about doing that tomorrow.

It's officially raining here now. I like it, but only temporarily, please.

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>It's officially raining here now.
not suprised. I'm at the rhineland atm, so we're probably not that far apart.

also, nice bewbs

I've heard a thunder now...

I love 15km from Ghent

>Mainz is the capital of Rhineland-Palatine

Klopp used to play and/or coach there, right?

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*live

I'm from Cologne, currently staying at my parents flat in Bergisch Gladbach.

check her out, she's amazing: instagram.com/camillahasselgaard/

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A family member of mine works in Cologne, for 2 decades already actually. I mostly associate Koln with Podolski footballing wise. The team seems to be underperforming compared to their size in the past decade or so, though I don't follow it closely.

>Klopp used to play and/or coach there, right?
yes

wew

how many more times this week will it be reported that Bayern and Sane or City and Sane are in contract talks?

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DYNAMIT - NERNBERCH STARTS IN LESS THAN 1 BONG

GET READY FOR FOOTBALL, NERDKIDS

just wanked into my sleepsuit pants since i'll wash them today anyway and now have 3 flies sucking on my sperm transpiring through the fabric

that's a lie, flies aren't attracted to sperm.
t. studied the behaviour of flies with access to spermy stuff for years

du kriegst von mir einen yike

post pics

>Kreuzbandriss! Kaminski fällt monatelang aus

Pepe is not coming to Bayern fellas

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNIES
and FUCK THE BUNDES AMERIFAT

^based

^
^
rude


▲ ▲
newfags

good post

Irgend jemand muss den Chinesen mal erklären , auch wenn sie noch so viele alternde Stars holen und
Millionen um Millionen an Gehältern verbrennen , immer noch keine Sau die Chinesische Liga
intressiert .

15 Jahre gibt es die Liga jetzt und das Intresse ist doch mehr als überschaubar.
Für die Spieler ist das natürlich das Märchenland , mit 30+ noch soooo viele Millionen einfahren .

ich hab jedenfalls in der ganzen Zeit noch nicht erlebt , dass einer von meinen Freunden gesagt hat :
Alter lass schnell noch ein 6er Träger holen , Chinesische Liga fängt gleich an.
Nicht mal im Erweiterten Freundenkreis oder auf der Maloche juckt die Liga irgend wen.
Ist jedenfalls meine Meinung.

rode to frankfurt is a done deal

>Gestern gabs 2 Rote und 1 Eigentor
>Die 2.Liga ist was für Feinschmecker
>t.commentator
He is right you know

Nique ta mere, lan!

>Hazard: Pulisic can become one of best in the world at Chelsea

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which Hazard said that?

the big one

how bad is your hangover?

Oh, I doubt he ever saw Pulisic play.

Back in my room chilling, watching the rerun of yesterday's stage on Eurosport and OMG how can people watch cycling on that channel. There's literally three minutes of actual riding between ad breaks or pointless shit from Flecha or Sir Bradley.

Frankfurt/Main (dpa) - Mittelfeldspieler Sebastian Rode kehrt von Borussia Dortmund zu Eintracht Frankfurt zurück. Das bestätigten am Samstag beide Fußball-Bundesligisten, nachdem zuvor die Zeitungen der VRM-Gruppe darüber berichtet hatten. Der 28-Jährige unterschrieb bei den Frankfurtern einen Fünfjahresvertrag bis zum 30. Juni 2024.

Only autists, Dorftrottel and other sociopaths watch cycling

and denmark ofc

what have you done before? How is it? How are prices compared to here?

Free-TV Eurosport is cancer, don't know if the paid channel is any better

Imagine being forced to have a conversation with this boring autists...just gonna be about cycling Shit and the new, exciting cafeteria menu..trite cunt
It doesn't come as a surprise he's been single for the better Part of a decade

I checked in to my hotel at a little past five local time this morning. Slept until around 11 and then went out for a little walk and lunch. It's very hot so I just sat there for a bit, looking at people before heading back.
The area I'm in looks like any southern European city. Nice restaurants on narrow streets, some buildings in disrepair, chaotic traffic on bigger streets.

>he

Oh and prices are super low.

for me it's Dornbirn

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rude but true

This meme needs to die
It's a dude alright
Absolutely no woman gets excited about fuckin cycling

well i've seen women getting excited about worse shit than cycling.

GOMM SCHO DÜNAMOH
*PENG PENG*
SCHIE SS MOAN BA DOORE

>dude that drinks wine
>dude that maintains a Balkongarten
>dude that posts pictures of his home on Yea Forums
nah she's a she (female). or a Neinhold bot.

I do all that, instead of picture posting.
Dude's a dude, deal with it, Maulfotze.

>Maulfotze
Uff, lass diese Ausdrucksweise bitte in deiner Kreisliga-Waslosgruppe, wo alle einen auf harten Kai-Uwe machen und sich ja doch keiner traut, "Neger" zu sagen.

Mirko, kommste später Bagger?
Die Jaqui kommt auch *frechgrins*

this and no dude is that much invested into fashion, rating buffets at work events, worrying this much about how he smells at work etc. 100% a grill.
also this uezs

GLUBB

Ne die hat doch kein Pimmel.. ~zwinker~

SCHAUGEN

AUHIN

DER FCN STEIGT WIEDER AUF

welche olle hat auch n dödel du kackbratze^^

>^^
Warum machen das deutsche immer?

afaik this got imported from korea in early 00's online gaming.

Weil wir mehr als eine Augenbraue haben, Erkan.

no idea^^

Pretty bad kek

is this chicongo?

high IQ, as expected from cerebral /bundes/ professors.

Sky Germany: Andre Schürrle about to sign for Spartak Moscow

moar leik andreiy shurlov

>le 28 year old prospect

Rubbeldiekatz in Bad Ragaz.

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>Laut dem russischen Portal „championat.com“ steht der Flügelstürmer vor einer einjährigen Leihe zu Spartak Moskau, das sein Gehalt komplett übernehmen soll und eine Kaufoption in Höhe von 8 Millionen Euro erhält.
absolute shambles of a career

where is it? and what has hapend?

you guys are absolute newfags
Denmark regularly used a trip until like 2013? Dr. Gravesen
he also literally went on cam on the Yea Forums tinychat circlejerk
I'm sure you can find his pic in the archives, he's a bearded skinny Arsenalfan

Chicago
Bridge was broken xD

stop, the zoomer is going to believe it.

t. lügenpresse

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/gravesen/
he even still used it in /bundes/
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/52291851/#52293883

now fuck off

What a fag

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/27358525/#27359205

The year 2004. Somewhere in bumfuck Wisconsin, on the boarder with Minnesota. I watched le tour de France and loved it. Never really watching it since though
t. Boomer

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>Tripfag said something dumb
Business as usual

>Die #TSG steht vor der Verpflichtung von Robert #Skov! Der dänische Torjäger kommt vom amtierenden Meister
@FCKobenhavn
in den Kraichgau, wo er einen Vertrag bis zum 30. Juni 2024 unterschreiben wird.

Feeling girly today so I put on my gaming socks

wtf is this kit?

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Hartzer in den Knast

If you like pina coladas

Mainz Ngubus getting schooled by superior intellect spanish mutts.

Woah I thought he was going to Madrid

Niemand juckt eure Scheiße. Noch viel schlimmer, dass ihr jungen Spielern die Karriere kaputt macht, bevor diese angefangen hat.

they know their audience

Hey, you Austrian fuckschnitzel. Be useful for once and tell me something about Thomas Murg. Apparently, >we are interested in him.

I'm prolly gonna make schnitzel für Abendessen

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>boyyy LEMURG

really happy with our upgraded shiny holsteinstadion. we /pro/ now.

that babyman posted a pic of him riding his bike. those were manhands holding the handle.
you’re pathetic and retarded virgin manbabies.
you’re literally giving a man attention becaus you think he’s female.
yikes

>Wehen
oh nonono ahahahahahaha

well someone is jealous it seems

how do i know you’re a virgin

Pics

I think you're mistaking me for someone else. Never posted about how I smell at work (wtf) never been an Arsenal fan, never posted a picture of/on my bike.

this huge box was added during the summer and the pitch looks much better too

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Have sex (with me, if your a german girle)

there is a huge box in my pants ;)

wow
looks ugly as sin

winger/attacking midfielder
not particularly fast but the ball sticks to his feet well and he can provide some creativity to his team
not aware enough to play centrally, so he gets deployed on the wing where he tries the Robben move but mostly skies it
movement off the ball is meh
thinks he's the Austrian answer to Dybala (rolled down socks and everything) but in reality he's mental midget (like so many Rapid players over the past seasons), even cried on the pitch once
despite all this Rapid WILL Jew you as hard as they can, so any German club will have to cough up >4 million, which is way too much

>tldr: meme player, good for this level but not worth it, which is why the Werder rumor is complete bullshit anyway

looks like a festival stage or some shit

Thanks. I dont believe the rumor either. Such a signing would be disappointing.

im a man tho (male) :(

yes because every game is a festival here in kiel

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youtube.com/watch?v=Zwb-JUh4r_4

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weigl for witsel btw

When is the bundes tv deal in vsa getting sold?

KSV OLÉ

Sascha Mölders ist ne Heulsuse und ne Tunte

Test

blind people?

Es ist so verdammt schwül.

These Zwetligaspiele are so verdammt schwul.

Hazard!

we hit pfosten three times >_

>Hazard subbed off 12 minutes in
Sell...

Favre is cute :3

is there also a good ragaz?

>_

Reina is already Pulisic-tier.

Reyna is actually pretty decent.

Agree

ERA PENAL
BUY BUY

no era

>G*tze stealing Hakimi the PK
RUDE

GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE

Plus he ignored poor Reyna wanting to high-five him after the penalty.
>very rude

*scores*

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RAGGAZ :DDDDD

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>brandt

Sancho was completely unmarked to his right. I hope Favre tells him off.

Brandt is fatter than Götze.

WEIGL WEIGL WEIGL WEIGL WEIGL WEIGL WEIGL WEIGL WEIGL WEIGL WEIGL WEIGL WEIGL WEIGL WEIGL WEIGL

So this is the power of Serie A? Lmao.

WYGL WYGL WYGL WYGL WYGL WYGL

Jokes aside. Reyna is the next Dortmund top-talent once Sancho leaves next summer. Hes already Pulisic 2.0 at 16 years of age. Unbelievable. And then the /AgeofMoukouko/ will begin.

Köln also won 3-1 against Bologna yesterday

Owo and Nobby have a great chemistry.

Do you Favre will rotate a lot in the season?

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so the dortmund curse has already befallen hazard
:P

I'm starting to think Reyna might actually play this season which would also break Sahins record, right?

Yep.

fugg :DDDDD

>the usurpers of udinese

Nächste Woche werden die Buyern sowas von zerwichst, Aller.

It definitely beats the monologues of Fuss who maybe mumbles some drivel every 30 seconds, inbetween eating Weisswurst.

If Reyna plays this season, Gomez is done.

>36 players in the squad
Yup. He will.

Bayern is still the best team in the world. No chance for Dortmund.

>inverted catenaccio

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HAB ICH BRANDT xD

BRANDTgefährlich

BRANDT

>(you)

BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT

>4-0
>You now realize that Witsel, Reus, Paco, Hazard, B-Larsen, Wolf, Schulz are not on the pitch.

>Gomez is done.
why didnt he get a chance

BOAH

HAB

ICH

BRANDT

Put your money now on Dortmund winning the treble and thank me later

serie A more like serie B

bundes more like bvbundes

serie A more like serie ASS

jz 0n nickerchen

I think they said he has a few months after the start of the season to manage it.

KOAN SANE, KOAN PEPE, WIR SIND DER FCB

Bayern Hühnchen :DDDDD

He came under Bosz and then got injured and now they just got Reyna, while Gomez is still playing U-19 EC.

youtube.com/watch?v=57OUQpl5sh8

>Pokal: Leipzig
>Bundes: Dortmund
>CL: City

>CL: Leverkusen
ftfy

LÖSCHEN

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>relegation: leverkusen

I think >Schalke might unironically get relegated.

>my anus: schalke

Für mich, ist es Hansa Rostock.

>dummels

sané will come
screencap this

Looks like Switzerland got disconnected from the Internet

>dead stream
Fucking rain.

>livestream died
based storm

so THIS is the power of a multi billion dollar corporation..

looks like the stream got HACKED

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The issn brett poster is the biggest autist on Yea Forums
Respekt

>italian livestream is also dead

Predictions for the Supercup? Another 5:0? Or a 3:2?

Are they pausing the game?

what’s a supercup?

it's back btw

Were back.

Why os Nobby speaking english now?

Owo and Nobby saved themselves and let a Burger do the talking

Based Owo is back.

>You wouldn't download a rolex

>BLarsen

Why is Larsen wearing a sports bra?

Women's World Cup was a trend setter

>Its raining so hard that Witsel's afro is half the normal volume.

>zoomer squad destroyed udine
>boomer squad can't score

Scheiß Klimerwandel

based zoomers

DURCH DEN MONSUN

>paco

>alcacer

REUS DOWN I REPEAT REUS DOWN

ah yes, just like summer ends and winter comes, reus gets another season ending injury.

Out stream

>REUS' ANKLE JUST IMPLODED
SELL SELL SELL
FUUUUUUCK

why are they letting reus play? they're asking for a career ending injury.

>reus ded

OH NÖNÖNÖNÖNÖNÖNÖNÖ

haha
retard bauern

retards

>soccer players cant play when their's little rain
kek what a fag """"sport"""

This looks like when we used to play Fussi im Babybecken lmoa.

>reus

retards

Nice combo there.

>haha I wasn't freaking out at all when I saw Reus down

oh no no no

The wet afro makes Witsel look like Lionel Ritchie

MOST DANGEROUS

am bremer.
have sex

When did this guy decide it was murder o'clock?

CHIMPOUT

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Wtf. This went from comfy game to murdeball within 5 minutes. Reus' tackle wasnt even that bad and he hit the ball...

ROYCE GETTING MANHANDLED

>soccer game aborted because of rain
low test

fuck off ref

JETZT PFEIFT DIE PFEIFE AB

dortmund saved by the ref again

See you guys Tuesday.

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Anybody want to watch the Austrian Bowl with me? They even have a livestream (with English commentary for some reason lol)
football-austria.com/austrian-bowl-xxv-live/

The Raiders have a spotless 11-0 record by the way, so we could be looking at our very own 18-1 here

no sorry ösi fren, handegg is not my area tßqh uezs. gonna watch some TV.

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I remember zis from last year. Has more soul than the NFL unironically

Will watch for a bit but in general not a big niggercollide fan

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mai ORF waifu is commentating

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Why does the ORF website look like it hasn't been updated since 2002

Are St Gallen going to play their B team? Because their season's already started, they're playing Basel right now

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a bit too thin in my opinion. should go on SS+GOMAD for two months.

So we are watching Zelda: ALttP?

twitch.tv/esamarathon

They take my money, so they better not waste it on a website redesign, or I'll go all vid related on their ass
youtube.com/watch?v=y7MSn0X9_gk

Was is pasirt

this post should be illegal

they cut out scenes from Gladiator, so he phones them and calls them gay

Based and redpilled

Can't wait for All Or Nothing: Borussia Dortmund next year. They already started filming.

youtube.com/watch?v=tH93uhBs5m8

cringe

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>yhbt
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU xD

>projects.fivethirtyeight.com/global-club-soccer-rankings/
thoughts?

>>yhbt
??
Trolled hard xD

>tfw getting trolled

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>finally decide to check out this parship thing
>6 months membership costs 450 fucking euro
WHAT THE ASS?

And to also think that literally everyone on that site is a weirdo who failed in live so much they never could meet someone in person

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was right about the last bundes

>american pretends to be cultured
yikes and rolleyespilled

no loss, parship is for good looking people only.

rude and dumb newfag zoomer

when is granate time?
im waiting on transfers for my beloved bayern and every minute hurts :(

dumb newfag zoomer

t. 22 y.o. virgin

wrong and wrong
dumb zoomer

still haggling about the price

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lying on the internet

carrasco is on his way la

nothing in my post is wrong, especially the dumb zoomer part
stop being such a retard

WENN IHR WÜSSTET

wtf is this real?

if you had sex for once, you’d be not such a grouch

yes

No

maybe

xplain this

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in a way this is true. but if you are such a weirdo yourself, then the smartest strategy is to hook up with other weirdos, no?
based ösi boomer, guardian of /bundes/ netiquette

shorter games?

mine beats tank. tank beats soldier. soldier beats mine.

Everton is shit

My theorem prover says this is unsatisfiable

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>tfw a German said smth mean to me

youtube.com/watch?v=O2UVg8-Jtps

Raiders won 42 - 34, perfect season in the bag and the trophy remains in Tyrol

Based biased commentators will be happy

Hallo Brent's I need you're help

Where can I find all of the regardsfrogs ?

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internet ^^

Where on internet??

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dont ask me >_

where is everybody again ffs

Fag

on the kohlgang

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Janny mad lol

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We're all on ylilauta having a great time

Skov to Hoffenheim

what is bundes take on flat peaches/saturn peaches/satellite peaches?
they are slowly but certainly becoming my new favorite fruit

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Wie geil sind wir eifgentlich????? ABOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

youtube.com/watch?v=bfj663hYtm0

>Interessant: Auf dem Banner war zusätzlich eine Abbildung von Aufstiegstrainer Holger Seitz zu sehen. Der war zu Saisonbeginn von Sebastian Hoeneß abgelöst worden – was von den Fans äußerst kritisch gesehen wurde. Bei einem Regionalliga-Spiel in der vergangenen Spielzeit hatten sie ihrem Unmut unter anderem mit einem Plakat Luft gemacht auf dem zu lesen war: „Kompetenz schlägt Name!“ Der neue Coach ist der Neffe von Präsident Uli Hoeneß.

yeah I'm totally convinced this Honeß guy got this job only based on his individual qualifications.

Member when we already had the final in our pockets?

youtube.com/watch?v=pUjjXg6yDXE

We would have easily won against > Arse anal and would have played CL.

Please press F when we are going down this seson. Fuck Austria!

Dude, thats how Incest-Bavarians roll ...Ever heard about the upcomingscandal? No? Then kys.

"Aus d. Maut-Verträgen ergibt sich, dass das Bundesverkehrsministerium den Unternehmen, die die Maut organisieren sollten, nicht nur Schadenersatz zusichert, sondern sich zur Auszahlung sämtlicher entgangener Gewinne bis ins Jahr 2032 verpflichtet hat."

BUNDESverkehrsministerium
nicht BAYERNverkehrsministerium
zwar ist der chef csu, aber nicht jeder staatssekretär da, der den scheiss mitausgehandelt hat wird bayer sein
;^]

>nicht nur Schadenersatz zusichert, sondern sich zur Auszahlung sämtlicher entgangener Gewinne bis ins Jahr 2032

which relevant schaden do they have that aren't classified as entgangene Gwinne already?

The Verträge are already like gekündigt. Bu we will still pay them ~1bn ujntil 2032.

nuck figgers
and huck fomos

bei euch bergpfirsich ne? Hier ja Plattpfirsich

>Manchmal haben wir uns den Spaß gemacht und eigene Noten vergeben.
>Kein einziges Mal waren diese Bewertungen identisch mit denen imKicker oder der Bild.

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youtube.com/watch?v=yW7uFcGar94

OBSESSED

>le autosage

kommt natürlich auf das unternehmen an und was es macht, aber denk mal nach, nicht schwer bisschen kreativität.
bspw können die gehälter die aufgrund der erwartung auf ich nenne es mal „tatsächliche abwicklung des mautgeschäfts“ mehr eingestellten mitarbeiter, für die jetzt kein bedarf mehr besteht, zu ersetzender schäden sein. ebenso angeschafftes gerät/material oder eingegangene verträge mit anderen firme, miete etc.

that’s an absolute non answer to that question

>caring about autosage in the first place
>looking at the catalog and comparing thread bumps or whatever to figure out when a thread is on autosage
sign of a virgin right there

based retard

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have sex, virgins

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sex, have it

ah I see you were that one user that asked a while ago how people could tell. And I see, you couldnt figure it out so far, kek.

true

Me rn

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