Rinaldoacztl was not the GOAT

based

Swerve, didney.

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This game looks so hard. How did they get it up there?

it's hilarious that human sacrifice murderball temples were the height of new-world civilization while europe, china, and the muzzies were building trans-oceanic ships, printing presses, and universities.

Looks a bit small though

That's what they looked like though

UUUUURRRR DDDDRRRRURRRR LOSE WEIGHT AND HAVE SEXXX DRRRRRRRRP URRRR

fucking fat faggot

>I-I'm 0.00053% irish! m-muh yurop!
la creatura de las americas. . .

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Yet they had flush-plumbing and those civilisations did not...

Some versions of the Mesoamerican ball game are still played. Your hips will get bruised hard.

Sincerely, this is based. How old is it?

Now that the dust has settled, which American culture was the best and most superior?

The Aztecs, the Incas or the Mayas?

Did you know the CHI obesity rate is even higher than that of real Americans?

The mysterious Olmecs!

>we wuz flush plumbing
>go to nicaragua couple years ago
>have to throw toilet paper in trash because toilet can't handle it
>50/50 proposition it will take your shit
>have to manually fill toilet with bucket of water to flush it
they barely have it now in some parts

Rome had greywater systems in the Colosseum

Based Spain destroying civilisations.

60's jive culture

>yfw Incans performed minor brain surgery with some regularity

>play incaball
>lose
>be offered as a human sacrifice
Now these were actual players,they knew how to take defeat like men. Today's players are a bunch of sissies. They were propa brexit lads. They don't make them like this nowadays.

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>a retarded /pol/tard and his understanding of human history
Embarrassing. The Old World had the privilege of being interconnected through the middle east and Asia Minor. Ideas from other countries spread fast and thus Europeans, muslims and Asians could develop their civilizations through ideas coming by way of open trade routes and human migration. Native Americans literally had to come up with everything without coming into contact with anyone. And yet tribes like the Aztecs and Incas still had mathematics, advanced architectural designs for their buildings, writing systems and a very accurate calendar and did what they could without much valuable resources or any outside influence.

>without much valuable resources
What?
>without much valuable resources or any outside influence.
Why would they need any? The Americas put together are bigger than any other continent, including Asia(including ME) + Europe + NA

50 years

He's just coping that his ancestors spent thousands of years untouched by mongol hordes, asian epidemics, vikings and jihads and all they did with the opportunity was killing each other for a feathered sky snake.

Are you an idiot? You just said how massive the Americas are. Not only that, but there is a lot of challenging terrain.
Civilization grew independently in North and South America, making each one of the cradles of civilization.

Which part of Machu Picchu are you lads from?

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They're massive, meaning that very far away civilizations could still have contact with one another. There's no reason for example why ancient Chinese texts could end up in ancient Greece, but South Americans couldn't share culture and science with North Americans.

The winners were sacrificed you pleb

Holy based

They didn't have horses, they thought the concept of the wheel is a meme and the pinnacle of indio seafaring was sitting in a carved out tree stump and floating down the river.
Hard to share your rich culture of ritual killing with your neighbours when you can't reach them.

The Wheel was literally the great motor of human development, and it was directly connected to animal power. The New World had NO domesticable traction animals, and the wheel had been discovered but was for the most part considered a toy, since the terrain did not allow for it's use and there were no horses or bulls to pull carts. That alone is enough to kill half of the middle ages inventions, including the ones responsible for the agricultural revolution in europe that resulted in the boom of population and started the migration from feuds to burgs.

Wrong, again, there was no animal traction, there were no feasable ways to cover that amount of ground, and no reason to. The trip alone could take ages, and they hadn't animals to take supplies with them, it all needed to be carried with them, which made expeditions impossible

There was the amazon.
And there are no clues of any type of contact between the north american and south american civilizations.

For me, are the toltecas

They had gigantic buffalo herds that they never even tried to domesticate. And you can't say "hurr buffalos are hard to domesticate" because Europe domesticated its bisons millennia ago, and the bisons in Europe are actually even harder to domesticate than the American ones were.

Whatever, bro. Central Asia is literally a massive desert, and yet the silk road went through it just fine.

They did something like bounce it off their hips, like heading a ball in soccer (gfys) which just seems fucking impossible. The hole is like 10 feet off the ground. I can’t even picture the mechanics of this sport.

No one really knows for sure, because spaniards burned most of the ancients books, but somehow archeologyst know that the winners were rareraly sacrificed most of the time the loses were the ones offered to the gods.

maybe, just maybe, because they didn't need to cross it on foot

Zapotec of course

Cope harder cumskin

Yeah, because Central Asians actually domesticated horses, unlike native Americans who killed all of them.
You understand that horses existed in NA as well, right?
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1159165/

Mexicas had the strongest military where modern Mexico is, but I believe that Incas were more advanced.

Before Mexicas and Mayas there were the Toltecs they were the base of all the other civilizations in the Mexican area.

Not much is known about Toltecs not even Mexicas knew a lot from them.

>The horse was already in the Americas, but became extinct between 8,000 and 12,000 years ago.

>The clearest evidence of early use of the horse as a means of transport is from chariot burials dated c. 2000 BC. However, an increasing amount of evidence supports the hypothesis that horses were domesticated in the Eurasian Steppes approximately 3500 BC

makes you think eh?

Think of it like writing a paper without access to the internet or a library.

The old continent had access to all those books and ideas and internet forums, while the new country had to make shit up as it went along.

Not really.
>Thus, some time after 8000 BCE, the approximate date of extinction in the Americas, humans in Eurasia may have begun to keep horses as a livestock food source, and by keeping them in captivity, may have helped to preserve the species.

what if the game ended up in a draw?

That doesn't explain why 1 continent had all the books and ideas, while the other one had jack shit.

You understand that ancient Assyrians were probably more developed than Aztecs? Like that's the level we're talking about here.

>No one really knows for sure, because spaniards burned most of the ancients books

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It is though. Shitskins like you and them have unsuitable genetics for the Western diet desu

achoo *sniff* *wink*

bases

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Amazonians. Look into it.

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>Rinaldoacztl
>not product of his epoch

Would love to see him do it against real Ullamaliztli players, la. Not against some meso american farmers.

Depending on where it was played, it was usually legal to hit the ball with other parts of the body, and the main method of scoring points was to get the ball into one of the end zones, with some arenas not having the stone rings at all.
The really difficult part of the game was that the ball was a mass of solid rubber, and players would apparently die from trying to hit it the wrong way.