MISS ME YET REAL?

MISS ME YET REAL?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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This guy singlehandedly made this joke of a team win three CLs in a row and theres people claiming his not the goat

Tsubros....

But.... muh messi

Trips and dubs
Blessed thread

2004: choked to greece at the euro
2004: choked to west bromwich albion in the league cup
2004: choked in the CL ro16 against porto
2005: choked in the FA cup final against arsenal
2005: choked in league cup semi final against chelsea
2005: choked in the CL ro16 against milan
2006: choked in the FA cup against liverpool
2006: choked in the CL group stage, got eliminated
2006: choked to france at the WC
2007: choked in the FA cup final against chelsea
2007: choked in the CL second leg against milan
2007: choked in the league cup against southend united
2008: choked in the community shield final, won with penalty shootouts without shooting one
2008: choked in the FA cup against portsmouth
2008: choked to germany at the euro
2008: missed his penalty in the penalty shootout, got bailed out by Terry slipping
2009: choked in the fifa club world cup final, got bailed out by rooney
2009: choked in the CL final while Messi scored
2010: choked to spain at the WC
2010: eliminated in the ro16 by lyon in the CL
2011: choked in the CL semifinal against Messi who scored twice
2012: missed his penalty in the penalty shootout of the CL semifinal
2012: choked to spain at the Euro
2013: choked in the CL second leg against dortmund
2014: choked in the copa del rey final, got bailed out by di maria and bale
2014: choked against germany and the usa in the groupstage of the WC, got eliminated in the groupstage
2014: got bailed out in the CL final by ramos
2015: choked in the fifa club world cup final, got bailed out by ramos and bale
2016: choked in the final of the CL, got bailed out by ramos
2016: on the bench in the euro final, got bailed out by Eder
2017: choked in the fifa confederation cup against chile
2018: choked in the CL final, got bailed out by benzema and bale
2018: choked to uruguay at the WC
2019: choked in the coppa italia against atalanta
2019: choked in the nations league final, got bailed out by Guedes

Cringe and have sex please.

Have sex alfonso

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I still can't see how people deny he isn't Goat. MADrid literally a fucking meme team. And people were telling me Zidane is a good manager.

Baffling really

>plays like shit
>chokes
>cant dribble
>lost all playmaking ability a decade ago
>worse in nearly every way besides header and penalties to messi
>blatant refballs
>made juve worse

i dunno, this took me all of 15 seconds to type

>tf
>tt

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Seriously, why did Real sell him?

>t-they're shit because z-zidane left :_:
Yea Forums BTFO

Cope.

He wanted to leave Spain before he was canned for tax fraud

>scores
>scores
>scores
>scores some more
>breaks CL record
>wins 4 CL in 5 years
>scores
>scores
>scores
oh what's that? he can't drib- >scores again

>flag

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I was one of those who called him penaldo and thought he was being carried. Now I regret doing that

have sex

Have sex AND get an STD.

>post yfw ronaldo is exposed this season

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pls Ngubu Mohammed why you post this pasta?

his GOAT status case just gets stronger and stronger

meanwhile we will have to wait for Messi to score 6 past Majorca FC before we hear he is the GOAT again

to expose the mental midget he is, carriednaldo

madrid were raped repeatedly during his years there
even atleti beat them 0-4 and 4-1 iirc

shhh, zoomers didn't watch football back then
let them be

>b-but people tell me his chest is underdeveloped!
The amount of cope when it comes to anything Ronaldo is hilarious, if people just admitted he’s the greatest athlete to live in the last 1,000 years life would be a lot easier for them

>b-but people tell me his chest is underdeveloped!
Literally never heard even the biggest Ronaldo haters claiming this. Quit pulling things out of your ass you tard

omg being traumatised by it lmao, and yes ronaldo has a small torso

>la liga is really really important
lmao

Why? What happened that real should miss this guy?

NOT

A

SINGLE

WORD

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carried
>the longuest competition with the most games a season isn't important

carried... us to the finals

the mighty switzerland, just like the mighty wales

attain intercourse

what does wales have in common with france? they both lost euro 2016

They both got chucked by Romans and Germans also