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All great fighters are dicklets
If you've never known the pain of not being able to satisfy a woman, you'll never develop the drive of a world champion

>Smalloway
kek

Prime Hardy heems Nunes

pics of the micro penis?

he could be a grower, some people are like 2 inches flaccid but 7 erect. Sadly I'm 4 inches flaccid but only 6.5 erect, it's not fair bros

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Based. Mike Tyson always talks about having a small dick and not having sex before fights. Jon Jones probably has a small dick too, which is probably why he takes dick pills.

>only 6.5 erect
>only
I'm 5 erect, consider yourself lucky.

i miss gooby so fucking much

7 is the average

doesn't michael phelps own a fat hog?

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Just learn to use it bro you have enough. If you think your dick is small you're going to fuck like your dick is small. Always think you have a big hog. Gotta have that BDE.

Min Smolloway

What I like about Roguh n Rowdy is they play songs during the round. Good songs too, like the Triple H Motorhead theme.

Pax Smalloway

If you listen to what women say or self reported statistics then yeah. Everyone rounds up and girls believe whatever a guy tells them. 7 or 7.5 is probably average for porn though. Porn is like the nba is with height, the average height in the nba is 6'7, while the average height of a normal male is 5'9 or 5'10.

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so what's the real average?

5.5"

they say 5 is the average but i don't believe it personally, i think they do it to try and make people feel better, 6 is probably the average

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>he's 5'9 with a 5inch dick
LMAO

blast cockaway

what does this face mean

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You can literally see her dirty bunghole.

Yeah I've heard that 5.5 is average, but I agree that 6 is more than likely the truth.

No wonder he lost.

>tfw outted worldwide as a dicklet

Average height is going to be a manlet height because over half of men are manlets. Learn how stats work brainlet.

5.5"

>6 is probably the average

>tfw either right above or below average
what do?

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Is anyone even talking about it besides us?

He's probably so drained at that point.

see

>yfw 5'4 but 7.5 inch dick

Porier is confirmed to have an at least decent sized hog since his wife with the big milkers still hasn't left him (while Max's wife left him) and he exposed the dicklet Max. If Khabib is also a dicklet I think he gets exposed next.

probably looks bigger too cause of your absolute state

too bad you won't get to use that dick since women will never give you the time of day.

My nickname in high school was tripod

Joseph Benavidez is fucking Olivi. He has a chance.

mine was faggot

The real question is what's worse, being a manlet or a dicklet? Being a dicklet seems worse, but girls can't tell you're a dicklet by looking at you, while you can't hide being a manlet.

based

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Nah I do ok with women but I’m a good looking guy so it helps, def limits who you can go after though

hot, right?

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Come on, guys. The guy kills himself to make weight to get CTE for our entertainment and you repay him by making fun of his dick? What would Twitchy think?

Max Holloway has a reasonable 6 inches which is fine, 3 inches flacid except when he's drained. I know, I've studied this.

woman are weird about the height thing. i'm 6'2 and go to amsterdam just so i can better understand what manlets are going through

if youre a tall dicklet you can always just eat more pussy.

if youre a manlet with a hog you can always wear stilts

My dick shrinks when I'm dehydrated, not gonna lie guys.

Most girls don't actually care all that much about height. As long as you're taller than they are, you're good to go.

having a whole hog like yoel during an extreme weight cut is that much more impressive

lmao

yall niggas gotta send out mad love to this

twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/1154907920519323648

I thought this was an easy win but now I'm thinking Edgar mauls him, isn't that weird.

the real question is, why did he pull his shorts down so confidently, as if he had a 9"er under there?
is he just delusional?

you don't wanna know what happens to women's vaginas when they cut weight

hint: fish market

wait till you see the size difference rehydrated

(that's what max said)

He thought his secret was safe behind the towel.

That begs the question, just how big is Conor Mcgregor?

probably because he isn't an incel

Yeah what is this? Masvidal hanging around with Askrens two best buds Pettis and Woodley after everything he did and throwing really hard follow up shots. He really is the Chad Alpha who ruins your life and then steals you friends

how many fighter dicks have we seen at weigh-ins now?

>tomorrow night I collect a soul stone for my belt
Fuck, Max is based. I regret betting on Frankie.

Why is the UFC allowing him to fight Nik Lentz?

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>Masvidal heems Askren and steal his best friend
The absolute state of Asscream

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question answered

youtube.com/watch?v=r--oouBHjsI

no wonder he destroyed max

Yoel and Max, so 1.5.

George looks like he's contemplating a chess move

kek ASScream is still ASSblasted

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why are you niggas talking about dicks

when did we see yoel's

Aldo lost to a man with a micropenis

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it's hot

Oh because Max Holloway accidentally showed his dick at the weigh ins.

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why not?

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Here's a big brain theory for you. Maybe certain individuals have their dicks shrink more from dehydration. It's entirely possible that people like Yoel and Conor are not effected as much by the effects as other individuals like Max. Perhaps Dustin was also an individual who is greatly affected by dehydration. This would mean Dustin had a smaller hog at FW, while Conor's was bigger. However, at LW Conor was average to below average, which explains why he could beat Eddie, but not Khabib. This still leaves to possiblity for a more hydrated LW Dustin to be able to beat Khabib and even Conor, due to his hog being bigger due to the easier weight cut.

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What about the Felon Fight League? You must have at least one violent felony to be eligible for competition

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>His nickname "B.J." is a shortened version of another nickname "Baby Jay", which itself derives from the fact that Penn is the youngest of his brothers all named "Jay Dee Penn".[119] B.J.'s father, who is Irish and English, named 3 of his 4 children "Jay Dee", while the fourth is Reagan. In order to avoid confusion each of the sons named "Jay Dee" goes by a nickname: "Jay" (Jay Dee Penn), "Jay Dee" (Jay Dee Penn II), and "Baby Jay" (Jay Dee Penn III).

that is flat out the dumbest thing I've ever heard

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Felony Fights was already a thing.

>*Dies*

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Fascinating

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cause they gay

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look up George Foreman next

There was a fighter on TUF who kept talking about his weight cut penis. I think some fighters just pop a pill before weigh ins.

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Kimbo named all of his sons Kevin.

Rashad has a hog

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>Anonymous 07/27/19(Sat)04:53:47 No.94450832▶
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>2.68 MB
>
> >Masvidal heems Askren and steal his best friend
> The absolute state of Asscream
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/19(Sat)04:54:11 No.94450839▶
>
>
>
> question answered
> youtube.com/watch?v=r--oouBHjsI
> no wonder he destroyed max
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/19(Sat)04:54:30 No.94450848▶
>
> Yoel and Max, so 1.5.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/19(Sat)04:54:57 No.94450859▶
>
> George looks like he's contemplating a chess move
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>Anonymous 07/27/19(Sat)04:55:04 No.94450860▶
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>18 KB
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> kek ASScream is still ASSblasted
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/19(Sat)04:56:12 No.94450885▶
> why are you niggas talking about dicks

why are blond fighters so shit
they have the worst chins too
non-slavic/eastern european whitoids fucking suck

>6.5 erect

I'd honestly kill myself if I was that tiny.

>07/27/19(Sat)04:51:47 No.94450794▶
>
> That begs the question, just how big is Conor Mcgregor?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/19(Sat)04:51:49 No.94450795▶
>
> probably because he isn't an incel
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/19(Sat)04:52:19 No.94450808▶
>
> Yeah what is this? Masvidal hanging around with Askrens two best buds Pettis and Woodley after everything he did and throwing really hard follow up shots. He really is the Chad Alpha who ruins your life and then steals you friends
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/19(Sat)04:52:51 No.94450816▶
> how many fighter dicks have we seen at weigh-ins now?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/19(Sat)04:53:32 No.94450825▶
> >tomorrow night I collect a soul stone for my belt
> Fuck, Max is based. I regret betting on Frankie.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/19(Sat)04:53:38 No.94450829▶
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>222 KB
> Why is the UFC allowing him to fight Nik Lentz?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/19(Sat)04:53:47 No.94450832▶
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>2.68 MB
>
> >Masvidal heems Askren and steal his best friend
> The absolute state of Asscream
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/19(Sat)04:54:11 No.94450839▶
>
>
>
> question answered
> youtube.com/watch?v=r--oouBHjsI
> no wonder he destroyed max
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/19(Sat)04:54:30 No.94450848▶
>

See for an elaborate theory on the effects of dehydration on dick size (100+ iq only)

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>steals his consciousness and his bestfriend kek

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Holloway has an absolute beast of a piece my guys

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yall sus af

oh Max's cock was shown?
it wasn't decent sized?

kind of sad tbqh
I know his girl left him. That's why we always see him alone with mini blessed. Guess we know why now.

twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1154909193805225984

twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1154909193805225984

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twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1154909193805225984

twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1154909193805225984

See for an elaborate theory on the effects of dehydration on dick size (100+ iq only)

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>steals his consciousness and his bestfriend kek

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Holloway has an absolute beast of a piece my guys

>tfw havent had sex in years
>tfw most of you never had it

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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass

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@Punisher_Bass

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@Punisher_Bass

Bass player, amateur writer, @FinalGearRacing crew chief & @BloodyElbow community manager. I also make square pegs fit into round holes.
Trying to get back to my original Earth
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@Punisher_Bass

Bass player, amateur writer, @FinalGearRacing crew chief & @BloodyElbow community manager. I also make square pegs fit into round holes.
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@Punisher_Bass

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@Punisher_Bass

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@Punisher_Bass

You flat af

brutal cockmogging

Is anyone even gonna watch tomorrow?

paige vanzant's real name is paige sletten her brother steven oliver sletten was convicted of raping a 13 year old boy multiple times and for possession of child pornography he has been released back into the community but is not listed in the sex offender registry

paige vanzant's real name is paige sletten her brother steven oliver sletten was convicted of raping a 13 year old boy multiple times and for possession of child pornography he has been released back into the community but is not listed in the sex offender registry

paige vanzant's real name is paige sletten her brother steven oliver sletten was convicted of raping a 13 year old boy multiple times and for possession of child pornography he has been released back into the community but is not listed in the sex offender registry

paige vanzant's real name is paige sletten her brother steven oliver sletten was convicted of raping a 13 year old boy multiple times and for possession of child pornography he has been released back into the community but is not listed in the sex offender registry

Sometimes you gotta post cuties to make up for all the dick-talk bros.

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she'd laugh at my tiny cock

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looked like a mistreated worm

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Guy on the left was like
Zamn zadddy

Yeah but everybody knows she cheats on him constantly

Can you guys stop talking about penises. Thanks

Joe Rogan Brandon showers will talk about it in next podcast fur shut b

I heard Randy Couture had a nice hog, true?

Manlet is worse, at least dicklets can hide their shame by just never having sex, but manlets everyone sees your shame all day every day

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[Verse 1]
Your little brother never tells you but he loves you so
You said your mother only smiled on her TV show
You're only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope
I'll hope you make it to the day you're 28 years old

[Pre-Chorus]
You're drippin' like a saturated sunrise
You're spilling like an overflowin' sink
You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece
And now you're tearin' through the pages and the ink

[Chorus]
Everything is blue
His pills, his hands, his jeans
And now I'm covered in the colors
Pull apart at the seams
And it's blue
And it's blue
Everything is gray
His hair, his smoke, his dreams
And now he's so devoid of color
He don't know what it means
And he's blue
And he's blue

[Verse 2]
You were a vision in the morning when the light came through
I know I've only felt religion when I've lied with you
He said, "You'll never be forgiven 'til your boys are too"
And I'm still waking every morning but it's not with you

[Pre-Chorus]
You're drippin' like a saturated sunrise
You're spilling like an overflowin' sink
You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece
And now you're tearin' through the pages and the ink

[Chorus]
Everything is blue
His pills, his hands, his jeans
And now I'm covered in the colors
Pull apart at the seams
And it's blue
And it's blue
Everything is gray
His hair, his smoke, his dreams
And now he's so devoid of color
He don't know what it means
And he's blue
And he's blue

[Bridge]
You were red, and you liked me because I was blue
But you touched me, and suddenly I was a lilac sky
Then you decided purple just wasn't for you

[Chorus]
Everything is blue
His pills, his hands, his jeans
And now I'm covered in the colors
Pull apart at the seams
And it's blue
And it's blue
Everything is gray
His hair, his smoke, his dreams
And now he's so devoid of color
He don't know what it means
And he's blue
And he's blue

[Outro]
Everything is blue
Everything is blue
Everything is blue
Everything is blue

could be worse

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Joe Rogan was saying Yoel's was as thick as a coke can. Is it the roids, or is he just gifted?

How are loans made? By the issue of bonds entailing on the Government the obligation to pay interest proportionate to the capital it has been paid. Thus, if a loan is at 5%, the State, after 20 years, has paid out a sum equal to the borrowed capital. When 40 years have expired it has paid double, after 60 years triple: yet it remains debtor for the entire capital sum.
—Montesquieu, Dialogues, p. 209
A loan is an issue of Government paper which entails an obligation to pay interest amounting to a percentage of the total sum of the borrowed money. If a loan is at 5%, then in 20 years the Government would have unnecessarily paid out a sum equal to that of the loan in order to cover the percentage. In 40 years it will have paid twice; and in 60 thrice that amount, but the loan will still remain as an unpaid debt.
—Protocols, p. 77

Like the god Vishnu, my press will have a hundred arms, and these arms will give their hands to all the different shades of opinion throughout the country.
—Machiavelli, Dialogues, p. 141
These newspapers, like the Indian god Vishnu, will be possessed of hundreds of hands, each of which will be feeling the pulse of varying public opinion.
—Protocols, p. 43

Now I understand the figure of the god Vishnu; you have a hundred arms like the Indian idol, and each of your fingers touches a spring.
—Montesquieu, Dialogues, p. 207
Our Government will resemble the Hindu god Vishnu. Each of our hundred hands will hold one spring of the social machinery of State.
—Protocols, p. 65

Wasn't that Mousasi?

Häält otsin taga, mis helisend,

ja armu, mis õnnistand.

Hääl aga on helina pikuke -

arm see ju ei kauaks jäänd.
Hääl aga heliseb u u e s t i.

Arm igavesti noorusline

ja päike paistab nii armsasti

kui tuhandeid aastaid enne.

Häält otsin taga, mis helisend,

ja armu, mis õnnistand.

Hääl aga on helina pikuke -

arm see ju ei kauaks jäänd.
Hääl aga heliseb u u e s t i.

Arm igavesti noorusline

ja päike paistab nii armsasti

kui tuhandeid aastaid enne.

Häält otsin taga, mis helisend,

ja armu, mis õnnistand.

Hääl aga on helina pikuke -

arm see ju ei kauaks jäänd.
Hääl aga heliseb u u e s t i.

Arm igavesti noorusline

ja päike paistab nii armsasti

kui tuhandeid aastaid enne.

Häält otsin taga, mis helisend,

ja armu, mis õnnistand.

Hääl aga on helina pikuke -

arm see ju ei kauaks jäänd.
Hääl aga heliseb u u e s t i.

Arm igavesti noorusline

ja päike paistab nii armsasti

kui tuhandeid aastaid enne.

check the world cup thread they're still asleep

Tule, öö pimedus,

võta mind sülle.
Minu päike ei tunne mind,

öö jäänd mulle.
Ainust tähte sääl pole,

minul on kole.
Varja mu üle.

Tule, öö pimedus,

võta mind sülle.
Minu päike ei tunne mind,

öö jäänd mulle.
Ainust tähte sääl pole,

minul on kole.
Varja mu üle.

Tule, öö pimedus,

võta mind sülle.
Minu päike ei tunne mind,

öö jäänd mulle.
Ainust tähte sääl pole,

minul on kole.
Varja mu üle.

Tule, öö pimedus,

võta mind sülle.
Minu päike ei tunne mind,

öö jäänd mulle.
Ainust tähte sääl pole,

minul on kole.
Varja mu üle.

It's Brendan.

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5.5

>tfw almost 9 and I'm white as snow

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The first important text published under the name of Kivisildnik (a pseudonym based on his real surname Sildnik) was Märg Viktor (Wet Viktor, 1989). Its point of departure was a short rhymed poem by Marie Under, the major poet of the nineteen-twenties and thirties, who continued writing poetry in exile after World War II. Kivisildnik extracted one single and central word from each line of Under’s poem, making it the opening unit of his own verse. This procedure was repeated 42 times, either by using all the keywords from Under’s poem, or by omitting some of them. The production of text, as the author has claimed, was unconscious: each new line was written on a single sheet, after the previous one had been forgotten. The book was illustrated with an electrocardiogram of Kivisildnik himself. (After the completion of the work, he suffered a heart attack and spent several weeks in a hospital.)
Born in 1963 in Rakvere, Kivisildnik has studied journalism at the University of Tartu, is working as a journalist and is a member of two important literary groups, the “Hirohall”, and the Estonian Kostabi-$ociety. He was one of those responsible for the revolutionary change in poetry in the nineteen-eighties and nineties, breaking the boundary between literature and real life, extending the concept of literature, experimenting with language, content and form. He has been interested in performance art, music, media and avant-garde theatre, and his poetry has been translated into several languages.

>americans
>white as snow
sure thing jew kike>americans
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sure thing jew kike

based spammy finishing all that gay dick talk

Holly Holm has a bigger cock than Max Holloway

Brendan said he heard Moussassi was huge on Rogan's podcast, but Rogan looked at Yoel's dick video himself during the podcast and said it was massive and looked like a coke can

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>post about spammy gets deleted in under a minute
>dox on twitchy still up

Loving
Every
Laugh

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I guess you can't have everything, iron chin or a normal sized penis but not both.

what, Rena's in lellator now?

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I call this one Sea Level Cain.

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who in the name of christ on the cross max holloway burning bush is you're favourite feminine fighter noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo trolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg who in the name of christ on the cross max holloway burning bush is you're favourite feminine fighter noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo trolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg who in the name of christ on the cross max holloway burning bush is you're favourite feminine fighter noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo trolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg who in the name of christ on the cross max holloway burning bush is you're favourite feminine fighter noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo trolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg who in the name of christ on the cross max holloway burning bush is you're favourite feminine fighter noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo trolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Colby's was funny, Askren's just seems petty and nasty.

kek that's honestly kinda faggy

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>that smooth creamy skin

hnnnng

She has less tits than you do, for fuck's sake Bruce.

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Nice to know after all this time I can still get under his skin.

Enjoy the fights tomorrow night, weirdo.

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i bet his are bigger

lmfao what a fucking can, you weebs embarrass heem

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Seriously, you get judged and called a pedo for wanting to blow a nice ropey load on Jade's fat, ripe mams while she gently tongues your anus, and yet lusting after basically an asian 11 year old boy with a cunt is cool? Get real.

Conor vs Khabib all over again

>tfw you're not a grower or a shower

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Jesus

Ah, the "killyourselfer". Excellent choice, sir.

is this gunna be a curse for holloway?

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tyrone seethe

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Why is Tyrone acting like he got caught cheating on his spouse lmao

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>cuties
Yeah, 10 years ago.

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I know, right? The kind of ass that'll make you question things.

I think Colby won this round of bants, Ben and TWood came off like dicks.

what a humourlet goof

Why does Colby make non-whites seethe so much?

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>Max Holloway's penis
>Jon jOnes' ass
what has this sub come to?

funniest heem thread in a while desu

thanks max

so Jones gadooshed a stripper and no one cares hey

just bee urself

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i want her

It's just like Napoleon, when he was the king, people were constantly trying to conquer him, in the Roman Empire. So it's like history repeating.

Strippers aren't people who cares what happens

USADA absolutely flushed Twood

Colby

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How very candian of you.

why don’t they bring a bigger towel? it’s like if they did it on porpoise to leak fighters undies

It was a joke. Christ.

the absolute state of his iq

based

Like A Prayer would be based because of the weightlifting scene from Gummo.

oh shit its Nunes

And here you have the opposite.

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or they could let the fighters change backstage into some gay ass UFC underwear that they omit from the scale

just use the same freaking karate kid costume they use for the girls

They're just filming a CBD commercial, right?

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HAAHAHA I MADE A FUNNY WITH THE WATER

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I think Ben is still cte'd and doesn't completely remember what sarcasm is. If Colby fought Ben he would utterly btfo him and all his faggot fans

based T wood desu. contacting ben is not necessary in that situation imo but he was considerate enough to think of his friend and call him.

Tyrone knows he fudged up.

Bendo has had some great ones over the years

spooky

didn't you fags say that he was gay

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is max a trans man?

We were clearly wrong and he's bi.

It's too much euphemism

this is beautiful

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>We were clearly wrong

i should've know

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It's called a boipussy, it's a white "male" thang, you wouldnt understand

fucking Adesanya scoring bitches and i'm here alone, i miss her so much

w-women make adjustments?

Being bi as a male means you're gay though

jesus bro are you 5 or something

JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!

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She had a coochie wedgie

Yes, women adjust wedgies constantly.

Jade made an appearance yet?

it's called a beard

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Max "Blessed" Holloway truly is a good Christian man. He sacrificed his dick image so we could have a based thread. Truly a selfless man.

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based

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based grammar fix

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Half of this thread is spam. Do you job jannies

I deepthroated Max Holloway ama

king

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if he made it like 3 sentences shorter it wouldnt be bad but this looks pathetic

id be happy to help add to this if people have other iconic overhead shots

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would suck on Max's clit desu

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Manley is worse. Girls don’t want to fuck manlets. Dicklets, they can’t tell until they’ve already decided to fuck you, right? Like, if they’re seeing your dick, you’re getting laid. You might not get a repeat if you’re a dicklet, but fuck it, you already got in there, you’ve already won. Manlet’s not even getting that far.

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they can sense the size of your dick, a girl kinda slapped mine once, she said it was a joke but i don't believe her

That's not even possible

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I also suffer from throat-in-mouth syndrome

True, but Phelps' drive to win comes from his autism through.

my mans still hasnt posted on any social medias lmfaoooooo

I invented Max Jelqaway

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He has a broken jaw what the fuck do you expect?

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whats a broken jaw got to do with posting on social media you fuckin pickle pirate

he doesn't want to look deformed

moar

he doesnt have to post a selfie mothafucka just an update for fans wondering how hes doing after getting ko'd lmfao

He uses speech to text

What's the point? Every time fighters post after losses they just get made fun of in the comments. literally no reason to subject yourself to that, people know he's alive

i dont see why any fighter would ever read comments desu, Askren got blasted after talking a boat load of shit and a lot of people me included have a lot more respect for him for speaking up right after the fact

Once Brandon said it was can sized, didn't joe immediately try to put a can in his mouth to see if it would fit?

Women suck so fucking bad, I just want to watch MMa and escpae from this realiyu

Kek, this is the second time it's happened to him.

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Ive been memeing on max's dick for the past 12 hours without even thinking about it

Where did i go wrong?

nobody in this room splittin the atom

come on bro he cant help how big his weenie is no need to poke fun at him for it

you might be gay bro

prime megan

When I was in kindergarten a girl said my wee wee was probably smaller than a snail's, it still bothers me like, fuck you bitch what do you know?

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More like worm

This needs more people

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more like maggot

wtf did he say

God willing we'll get a few to add to it tomorrow night.

Have a feeling max gets heemed tomorrow

STFU faggot

i heard hawaian steak but i think he meant snake, CTE'd as fuck anyway

"You guys almost saw a Hawaiian snake."

It was after this:

ah I think he's saying "you guys almost saw Hawaiian snake"

by fronkie? lololololoolololollolololololololololololololololololo

yeah seems like it, today his microdick got exposed, kek

more like Hawaiian millipede amirite

>14.88cm
What did they mean by this?

he got socially heemed already

can somebody explain the logic behind doing such a WGAF ppv? this card should be on tv

10/10

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ppv numbers don't matter anymore with ESPN deal

How many more years does the UFC have left before it all comes crashing down?

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I bet she has a bigger hog than dollodey

USADA ruined the sport, I give it another 5 years before it's back on Spike TV.

he knows

There's gotta be some camera angle fuckery going on

I WANT TO SEE FRANKIE EDGAR HEEM THIS MOTHERFUCKER

I WANT A HEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Fucking hell, Gaethje says "How is that a snake?"

4:53
youtu.be/0Pukf3qS-bY?t=293

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Everyone knows it's more fun when you swallow the worm. ;)

lmao

kek

Honestly they should start using the tube for the fellas, it'd prevent towel leaning as well

holy shit gaycheese vs holloway would be crazy

Dustin Porier is going to be the best fighter Khabib's faced and people are acting like it's a cake walk lol I guess that's the Conor effect. Beat Conor and cazzies think you must be the goat. Same thing happened to Nate for a couple of months.

they should do hydration testing like one fc and stop water weight cutting altogether

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Arent Woodley and Jorge friends from ATT anyways?

Lol tyquil worked into a raging seethe

I don't think it's possible to undo the current system without some retard killing himself because he still thinks he can cut the same amount of weight

If they stopped weight cutting what would end up being the premier weight division in the ufc?

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They don’t even publicize the weigh ins for one and the hydration testing is bullshit. You got worked by Chatri like a fucking simp

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Max was dick cutting. This is Ancient Greek pankration style

anyone who wants weight cutting to be banned is a retard faggot

LOL... Tyrone asked permission before he agreed to do a contractual obligation. That isn't friendship, that's being a bottom bitch.

>gets exposed as a dicklet
>gets heemed by a pillowfisted wrestler the day after
Are you ready for the ultimate flushening?

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Gaethje is my boy

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that thing was deep in there

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what am i looking at here?

does cuckboy have any chance against him?

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exactly

Based

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It seems like less depleted fighters would put on better fights.

cowboy cant take the pressure, plus gaycheeses right hand is fuckin nuclear these days

they should do weigh in before they enter the octagon, if they miss weight 100% of purse to opponent, if refuse to fight get cut from ufc, plenty of cutbabbys would be moving up.

You realize they don't actually fight at their emaciated weigh-in weight right? that's kind of the point

new weight classes would be needed to fairly match opponents light welterweight and cruiserweight would become the new glamour divisions

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But more depleted fighters get heem'd easier. You wanna see heems or nah?

I've started practicing some MT and god damn I've never sweat the way I do when just punching and kicking a bag for a bit. I can't tell if it's because it's warm in there or just a good workout or what.

> they should have fake secret imaginary weigh ins like one fc

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Khabib beat RDA, peahead is a can in comparison.

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can't stop thinking about her shits

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Michael Bisbong on Tigerbelly,

youtube.com/watch?v=dS4hoBllTIA

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I see maxs left hand there

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Trying riding dick. It burns way more calories and feels good in your butt.

He beat rda in 2014 before rda was a champion

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Colby finally comes up with a good joke and Tyrone and Ben lose their shit.

Imagine her spread bare, dehydrated and hungry, shaking in fear as she gazes at you just like this. What do you do?

>mfw inherited small penis genetics from my dad

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>i cheated just a little bit

Based. The only reason I ever liked Ladd was because she looked like she took big shits and ripped loud braps.

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what does this whore get up to with those dogs?

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Penis size is inherited from the mother's side. He'll be fine.

northern italian cuck

bens asperger started kicking in when someone wanted to be friend with him

Huge fan of bangers here.

Picogram

Realistically im only watching the deivison and hakeem fights then maybe half of the maincard

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Holloways penis size

No, it's inherited from both sides.

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Sage must be hung like a horse.

you probably thought this was real clever but it just makes you a fag I hope you realize

You can have all of Max's fame, money, fighting ability, business connections, etc. but you have to have his dick size too. Do you take it or no?

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Don't use the F word, you bigot.

Civilization is the enemy. War is God.

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Lads I'm heeming myself in a drinking game. Typing is hard. Give me your energy

do i have to be a manlet too?

He beat RDA when RDA was on his biggest winning streak. Had Khabib not fought RDA, RDA would have ended up with a 10-fight winning streak.

I hope peepee size is added to the Tale of the Tape stats.

Do I have to have the cte too?

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i hope peepee is put in my mouth haha

Wake up Khabib it's all over

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You have a one time chance to choose either staying a manlet like you are now or becoming a cutbaby lanklet like Max, but you will be that way forever. No takebacks.

When you think about it, if Max had a proper dick he wouldn't be able to make weight, he would need to fight in LW and would never accomplish anything in life. So in many ways, being dicklet is a blessing.

>Jones with an astounding 9" peepee advantage... everything else is virtually identical.

smelly peepeeway

#Blessed

You inherit knowledge of Max's secret clapping technique that allows him to negate CTE accumulation.

ahaha me too mate

Who has the biggest dick in the UFC?

LOL... you guys are funny!!! Wouldn't it be super funny if we just tried putting peepees in our mouths just once and took video? That would be so hilarious and crazy hahahah

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why are mma strikers such cans?

I should change my pick, Max having his miniblessed exposed to the world definitely affected his confidence.
Frankie by first round KO

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Fronkie will win

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Fersher its yoel

Yoel Romero, who else?

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kid deserves a fucking smack

hahaha! peepee in my mouth!!!

god damn what makes a little kid that retarded? serious quesion

Pathetic.

Let this proper white lad show you how its done.

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Yoel with his superior Cuban genetics. John is a close 2nd, but arguably is the GOAT since he fucked Holly Holm in front of her exhusband.

Jon is a dicklet

I know Jon is... but I said "John" as in John Dodson.

francis and rockhold power gap >>> everybody else

That dude is half asian, he's a dicklet for sure

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Oh, I didn't know he was big. Please take my apologies.

He was caught with Magnums in his car.

jesus christ you faggots are still talking about dicks

Half Flip. They're the most hung Asians. Like the Brazilians of Asians.

It's important stuff

Holloway would get killed

Post bunda to drown out the dick lovers

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>"Post buttholes instead of dicks!"

We're just being bros talking about athlete statistics, you're actually sexualizing asses and anus. You're a sick faggot.

RDA beat cowboy before he fought Khabib, but he didn't really have any other big wins. He was still a legit fighter, but I think current Dustin is better than that rda.

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I think I solved it

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Sorry bro dicks just don't do it for me bro I like bunda more

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max could have had a circumcision gone wrong

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Stupid cumbrains

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Where can i get the nude version of this photo?

>Participant distribution %
>Caucasian 82,8% (1,475)

>tfw you will never eat perfectly smooth, barely legal tiny Asian pussy

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This. Everyone saying Romero has never seen Rockholds member.

>barely legal
she's like mid 40's my man

He might have size, but we were also factoring in suckability when we said Romero. Also, Ngannou is a dicklet.

>I can't wait to see jawmawls penis. I bet it's a straight hawgg!

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Thug Rose

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Imagine her tight AZN asshole wrapped around your cock

Well what do you mean by suckability?

I thought they zapped middle-aged women in Japan like in Logan's Run

they look like toys left on the ground

How enjoyable it would be to suck.

She looks yummy

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I'd legit have missionary sex unprotected with Rose, provided she had a clean STD check and we were married.

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looks like he has aids
cutbabbaway

Have you ever been so upset by a match that you heemed your tv?

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How can one man be so based?

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Askren wasn't out

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absolute madman

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what an awkward spaz

Just tried heeming myself and couldn't do it. Am I pillow fisted or do I have a strong chin? Also, I was clapping after every punch if that's relevant.

Does Dylan browse heem? His shorts in his last fight were kino as fuck.

I'd pay money to see you say that to his face.

why not? my obese friend managed to get an 18 year old asian gf at 26yo 180cm 150kg
i think he met her on some anime forums so I would suggest looking there or just flying there, there's a ton of golddigging sluts

wtf

It might just be that you're a grappler, not a striker. Try choking yourself out and see if that works.

What would he do if I did? Break another tv? I'd say it to his face until he breaks all his shit he's a fucking lanklet who wouldn't do shit

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worse, you have no heart b.

Where are you punching? If youre just punching your head good luck. Punch behind the ear

Thanks for the advice will try and post results
It's tawlf b. I mean water I even duin heur? I may just need to look into cawlmadey

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looks stinky, user.

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want her to go on 20 mile hike and then sit on my face till i die desu

this is why you don't go to bed with silk sheets. you're not going to want to wake up at 6AM to do road construction when you're sleeping on silk sheets. it's as plain as day and night. mcgregor on top sacrificed something to be there, mcgregor on the bottom was sleeping on silk sheets.

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Hungry Conor was really a completely different fighter. Once he pillow fenced it was the end of the Conor we saw on the rise.

Never underestimate the strength of a black man.

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Honestly Tony vs Khabib is the only fight I give a fuck about

Get outta here ya cuck

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Too bad it'll never happen

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It's tawlf b

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reminder who is your boss koontakintay

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stoic tony is fer shure best tony

Excuse me?

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Kek based

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It's really easy to tell who's a virgin here just from reading the posts.

Stoic Tony heems Khapoop

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point out some

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He'd have to quote every post ITT

...

i hope so, user. i hope khabib eats double digit elbows in that fight.

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Monster performance by Whittaker's head there

Too bad khabitch is always out for some reason

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anyone else feeling the underdogs in UFC 240? i'm thinking frankie edgar and felicia spencer steal the show.

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Sexy gremlin

Shut up before I ankle pick you

How is she ugly and hot at the same time user? It's mesmerizing.

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::teleports behind you::
::ankle picks you::
"Nothin' personnel, kid."
::finishes you with D'Arce choke::

kek

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Based striking goblin

Prime JJ turning people into cubist portraits was fun

Based

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I liked that she talked shit too

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I could take anybody in this thread to a decision and be confident about the judge's scorecards.

I could no contest you easily, bitch. I'm juicing.

Unironically wouldn't mind seeing a third fight

Nice joke by Colby. Benny and T-Wood are just fucking snowflakes.

Id heem you backstage for pointfighting me

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>Rousey once dated fellow UFC fighter Brendan Schaub. In August 2015, Rousey was rumored to be in a relationship with UFC fighter Travis Browne, who knocked out Schaub in a bout the previous year

>In her autobiography, My Fight, Your Fight, Rousey wrote of an incident with an ex-boyfriend she dubbed "Snappers McCreepy" after she discovered that he had taken nude photos of her without her consent or knowledge. When a seething Rousey met him, she "slapped him across the face so hard [her] hand hurt." According to Rousey, he then refused to let her leave as he was trying to explain, so she attacked his face with two punches, one more slap, one knee, then "tossed him aside on the kitchen floor." She went to her car and he followed, grabbing the steering wheel, so she "dragged him out onto the sidewalk, and left him writhing there".

for sure dont get knocked out b

Being a sexual predator is tuf, b.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Wupvqm_LnyU
new speech impediment video

Who /fuckinguptheirsleepscheduleforrizin/ here

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Whis yoir favorite non-english speaking fighter?

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i could sabotage your camp. i'll taint your supplements and get you USADA popped before you even make it to the cage, kid.

>>>>>r/thathappened

>Hold on I'm fightin brotha

C ody

find a guy who can beat him

you can't

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Uncle Sam

Gaethje would kill him

>you can't

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Fer sure, the guy who got shut down by such m-m-m-ünster wrestlers as Castillo and first round Loo Lee is going to beat the best grappler in MMA. One hunnit percent.

pfffffffhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahah

how many bongs until frankie fights empty shorts?

>its a 'kraut buds in' episode
Poobib is an amateur. Tibau won.

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>the best grappler in MMA
u wot m8

Who is the better grappler?

whens the last time khabib faced an elite level grappler again? khabib is good but lets not trip over our cocks trying to suck his dick.

is it fair that max doesn't need to wear a cup

>whens the last time khabib faced an elite level grappler again?

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make a new thread

are you serious m8?

>COACH COACH HELP ME COACH
>COACH HE ROLLING VIERD COACH
>COACH HIM ELBO HART
>TONY BROTHA I JOKE BROTHA I EM STUPET FUNNY GAI PLS BROTHA
>COACH HELP ALI HEEEELLPPP AHHHHH

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Nice argument.

New thread.

i want to make sure i'm arguing with someone in good faith before i invest time in the conversation. this is pretty standard stuff.

>high level grappler
>gets outgrappled by a bong

PEDgar is easy money, Max got deleted by Dustin.

This. Being a dicklet sucks. Even more reason for max to be my absolute boy

Remember when all you faggots actually liked this guy?

Where does Colby get his money from? He doesn't fight often enough to be living off of that.