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Heyward has been delivering since june you sound stupid

Cubs getting umpballed behind the plate already lmao

Fuck yeah, Happ already helping the team win.

happ will go 4 for 5 this game, with 2 home runs

Happ poster fully erect right now.

im so Happy :D

>he’s a conservative!
goddamn you’re an insufferable faggot

>Theo says Zobrist will return for the season
The wily old veteran has one last hurrah in him.
September or bust!

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>Meme stadium design robs Heyward of a home run
How low can the Broors stoop to win games?

>Swings at two high fastballs that are outside of the zone
Happ confirmed as bust, send him back to the minors

The outfield is Better than most meme fields but miller park overall is a complete abortion.

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>Happ is so incompetent he went back to play at Wrigley when the game is at Miller Park.
WTF

>tell me your secrets ivy

Why can't this vendor juggle 12 oz. full beer cups?

yelich the savage...

Was he breast fed, lads?

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shitty pitching staff but against the cubs...stellar

swing and a miss

>Cubs getting umpballed hard
>Broors still can't score
Just send these babies back to the baby league.

Some guys just have a club's number.

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>Happ has the worst batting average on the team
Send him back!

what a faggot ump

This ump man

holy fuck that was a BAD missed call

he calls that bullshit on the corner and is umpballing hendricks in the zone so god damn hard

Damn boys I didn’t know Ray Charles was calling the game tonight

no hitter gone

APOLOGIZE

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HAHHAAHAHAHA

THAT DRUNK BREWSHIT FAN IS PROBABLY LEAVING THE PARK NOW

BOTE WITH A TWO RUN HOMER!
2-0

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That makes amends for the dropped foul ball.

That asshole shouting at Bote must feel like the biggest asshole in the world

Good fucking shit

I didn't hear what happened

>cubs get some runs
Finally.

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Dumbass shouting at Bote after every pitch

"BOTE YOU SUCK"

"STRIKE 3"

then he went yard

"Why did you pull me Joe?"

"Because we gotta get more bats in because the bullpen's gonna blow it after I took you out"

Lmao the second the ball left the bat this is what i was thinking about

>Strike out on 3 pitches
'MVP' indeed.

LMAO YELICK LMAO

Also he had how many pitches in 4 innings? It was only a matter of time before he got shelled.

HOLY FUCK WINTRUST TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME

how was Hendrix?

Heywards having a good year wtf you sucking

that scared tf outta me

>Not letting Ryan finish the inning
Over managing again Maddon.

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lights out, maddon did the meme and pulled him early, which has never come back to bite the cubs before

Made me actually throw my headphones off of my head

I-I'll do the job coach

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Cishek should sue you for slander

how is posting his portrait slander?

How many times do we have to revisit this?

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Proof this is malicious.

>Cishek getting umped
Welp they're scoring one run now.

MADDON YOU FUCKING IDIOT

this is TRAAAAAAAAASH

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>bases loaded

OH NO

This image has cursed us again!

>Maddon

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why did joe remove kyle when he was pitching great

Thank god that looked bad off the bat

Cishek.
Worth
Every
penny?

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It may well be good luck by now. CWEP!

Seriously what the fuck

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LOB that one over the fence and get it

>muh matchups

the cubs bullpen is gonna be so fucking bad in 2020

dude does not understand the cubs bullpen

it's like he statically sets his bullpen rotation and even when things are going excellently for a pitcher he'll pull him

He's held on to that mindset since game 7 2016.

Which Kyle?

its just the 7th inning and joe has used up all the good pitchers...bring in carl jr

>mfw we're losing Strop, Cishek, Kintzler, and Morrow

but hey at least >we'll have Kimbrel

>Gio killed himself
LOL

Brewers are ruining their starters

They should file a class action for negligence after this season

I hope the Cubs try and resign Cishek and Kinzler.
Then again, Kinzler is due for a regression after this season like what happened to Chavez last year.
RIP.

dont remind me. why doesnt Joe respect Hendricks? I feel like he has such a classic style of pitching, Maddon should appreciate it

Edwards is in the minors

Ryan was in for 2 outs after hendricks

>Morrow

don't fucking speak his name

that absolute waste of money holy fucking shit i hate him so much the piece of shit pitched half a season on a 2 year contract

Imagine being the only metropolis in the midwest and having an inferiority complex over one of your suburbs. KEK

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not his fault they overused him and he died from pants

>pitched half a season on a 2 year contract

how did he get away with it??????

imagine being a podunk piece of shit team that lucked into 2 of the best players this generation and squandering them totally

cubs are racist carl and russ both in the minors///no black players on the team...dont you fukken call heyward black

Yelich is a Miller Park baby though.
His stats fall off the cliff if he's not there.

why are you threatened by wisconsin sports? be honest baby.

>Happ 0-3
Why was he brought up again?

>dont you fukken call heyward black

sublime
that nigga pretty dark AND from atlanta

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Let's allow the idea that he'd of pulled Maddux. Everybody has their idea of what works.

hes from the Dominican Republic

>cubs threatened

tell me again, which team is the team that blocks pre season ticket sales out of state because they seethe everytime their shithole gets taken over by superior fans?

OK, I kek'd.

>Yeison Xeiuardo

well, for me, it's Peter Strope of the U. S. and A.

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Just ignore them, they had one of the most corrupt state governments outside of the south.

damn nice play

EL MAGO

Baez! played it off Cishek's ASS to get the out!

That should be a fly out

Penny man luck stat 99.

Cishek
Worth
Every
Penny?

Seriously, is Maddon going to have kintzler get an out here, and two more and then have someone else get the final out in the 8th before Kimbrel?

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That round just played Cishek’s spine like a xylophone.

>Let's go Cubbies chat happens
>Boors audio play a song to break it up
The absolute state of Wrigley North.

Every single time lmao

MVP!

>Bryant didn't bother to throw it home
What the fuck.

>'Let's go Brewers' chant starts
>It gets drowned out to 'Let's go Cubbies'

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Yelich is fast and could have taken 2nd, bryant had no play at home

>Realize it's going to be Strop in the 8th
We need more runs.

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someone text joe and tell im I say to go fuck himself

Maddon can't possibly be that fucking stupid

i miss tommy lasella

Oh great, the drunk fuck is back

Yes he is

Are the brewers the pettiest team in the league?

Holy fuck that drunk broor fan, i feel bad for thr children around him he probably reeks of beer and they are scared

>Maddon can't possibly be that fucking stupid
Are you new?

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>Cishek Status: Used
>Kintzler Status: Used
Who's left?

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Wick

Or keep Kintzler out there

Or put a position player in

Imagine having scott walker as your governor and rigging all the state elections through gerrymandering and voter suppression AND think people from out of state want to go to their of their festivals.
They're born petty

looks like the praying man stays in

...and than there was 2 inning left...hurry up and hire joe girardi

Looks like Kintzler's back out on a short leash.
He better not give up a runner or Strop is going to inflate Kintzler's ERA

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Let's play a game!

Things you'll never see in Milwaukee

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>Strop in for the 9th
Fuck

The high IQ and moneyed folks will be flocking to Illinois!

>Things you'll never see in Milwaukee
Boystown

i mean pritzker is worse

>promises no more taxes for the poor
>puts in a 40 cent gas tax
>wants to turn i-55 into a toll road
>wants to put in a mileage tax

absolute scum

How much more umpball can the Cubs tolerate?

joe is betting against the cubs to lose...its the only way to explain most of his baseball decisions

Got to pay for all of Rauner's blunders.

you misspelled madigan i see

>STROPE

MADDON YOU FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

jesus christ guntzler

>enter: Pedro Strop

>strop in
well fuck

user, he's a proud CPS graduate.

>strop-on
this gonna be good

>Strop against the psychopathic roider
>With 2 on

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Let's light this candle.

Lmao here we go

why does this always turn political holy shit kyselves

This should be good

>Enter Strop
It's all over

game is over

maddon just gave it up

GB2 your hole Rauner.

>strop
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

WOW

What the fuck...

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Strop are you shitting me

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omigosh

put Caratini on the mound

IT HAS BEGUN

>strop

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It's a classic misdirection by Strop.

he lost this game the minute he pulled kyle

hes gonna walk him isn't he?

call for the pitch outside strop pitch inside

what the fuck...

>somebody caught it!

Jesus wept...

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holy shit....how did that not end in a catastrophe?

damn this is a circus

Oh my god what a cluster fuck

JESUS CHRIST
How did not end in disaster?

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pathetic

THANKS MADDON

THANKS FOR BLOWING THE GAME

YOU FUCKING FRAUD PIECE OF SHIT

Classic cubs late game bullpen lmao

THE BUILDING IS ON FUCKING FIRE

Cards just homered not too long ago lol

>cusb
OH I'M LAUGHIN'

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>Strop
We knew it was going to happen.
Maybe this will mean Strop is not allowed to pitch in the 7th or 8th now.

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FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU...TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING

I'd rather have Rizzo pitch to be quite honest.

I hope you're happy, Maddonizi

at least they scored on a clean hit instead of a 3-player collision error

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This was the correct call

Can't you reevaluate and consider KB?

>le sideways hat

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>only 1 hit
what a shitty pen

Kintzler should be allowed to punch Strop and Maddon.

Send Happ to triple a

Shitcago inferiority knows no bounds. lmfao

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Everyone should tweet Maddon thanking him for second place.

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Relax, it's the top of the batting order.

how is it that everyone at the game and on here knew strop wasnt the answer but joe didnt

This, the guy is an offensive black hole.

how do manige bullben?

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mojo gone

They haven't faced the racist guy in a while though.

The Grand Wizard gonna dab on ya

STOP VISITING THE MOUND I HAVE A 100 WORD ESSAY DUE TOMORROW AND HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED REEEEEEEE JUST FINISH IT!!!

I'M GONNA FUCKING SAY IT!

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cubs have no chance at a playoff run as long as maddon is in charge

no fucking clue how to manage a bullpen

epstein and ricketts better be on the phone with him now tuning him up, i swear to god

Get us Joe Giradi,

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Because Joe follows a set of moneyball numbers that tell him to pitch to a rightey with a righty, and he can’t see past that because he’s tone deaf to the soul of the game and his players. You let a guy finish his inning unless he’s in serious trouble, otherwise you just fuck up the rhythm of the game. He’s gotten as far as the math will take him but without the soul he and the cusb are lost.

Go away nazi

eddie vedder for manager

This is moneyball's fault.

Fuck it I’d let Cusack manage.

Time for a Beaz home run or strike out.
Those are the only outcomes.

Computers ruin everything. No wonder the Empire banned them.

BAEZ FOR THE L

baez didn't do shit gg broors

BASED HADER

you were right

>shitcago

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Things that make you go hmmm (obvious sign stealing cheaters supported by home park staff):

Christian Yelich home vs. away stats:
Home: .365 BA, .463 OBP, 1.305 OPS, 24 HR
Away: .308 BA, .409 OBP, .992 OPS, 11 HR

Cody Bellinger home vs. away stats:
Home: .351 BA, .450 OBP, 1.174 OPS, 20 HR
Away: .308 BA, .411 OBP, 1.050 OPS, 14 HR

Statistically impossible for them to put up those differences in splits without cheating. Now look at a real baseball player like Mike Trout and how his stats are virtually identical home and away. Rigged game. Rigged system. This semen slurping sport isn't for me.

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classic baez.

cubs should had won 2-0... joe cost the cubs over 10 games playing with numbers instead of the soul of the game

lol my brewies have literally 1 good pitcher and hes a reliever and we are still in the division race. pathetic

>hater

the african warzone that is
>shitcago

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>cusbs
LMAO

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Between the Umpball, Maddon's mismanagement and the bullpen, it created a perfect storm.

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>shitroc

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Where did all these bandwagoners come from?

imagine having a payroll of 300million and still be mediocre

If it works, it's all wonderful. Mad props Brewie, you could be a cusbs fan with endless ritches wasted.

you have to trade rizzo...its the only way the cubs win...also fire joe after this road trip

>inferiority ground zero
>chicago

pick two

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Fuck Bill Murray

says a man who lives in his mom’s basement

>another year wasted

everyone saw this the moment joe pulled kendricks too early...should have pitched the 6th and 7th

Is this the part when Shitcongo fans start screaming about Wisconsin being scary and right wing?

listen, you destroyed us. please just have mercy

Imagine spending twice as much as your rivals to the north and still losing

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