PAN-AMERICAN GAMES LIMA 2019

Was there the scandal of having sex with each other?

No, this one was Rio 2016.

Looks based

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Based stadium

This ceremony is better than ours

>why live?

thanks to this we got the Olympics in 2016

Nice choreography

Yeah, we even got Moltress, what were you expecting huebro

Not a hard feat. Just don't insert petty woke bullshit and they're done.

Gotta say that the polygonal bird looks fancy af

Post qts athletes

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Not really desu.

And we had Santos Dumont flying with Girl of Ipanema shora trosha nub

Sai do chan, Fernando Meirelles.

indeed. Thanks to Adriano
youtube.com/watch?v=zpcVfJze_O0

Our flag bearers

>Martine Grael and Kahena Kunze - Sailing

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But did you have dancing horses on stage at the same time, huehue? Just sit back and look.

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The music is pretty neat, I love it

they are copying Rio 2016 and Jakarta-Palembang Azn games with that mountain as background.

>this goal
I miss the emperor, a lot

Nah, we had that whatsername actress lecturing people about the dangers of pollution and deforestation.
They even made the athletes carry seed satchels or something like that, with the promise of planting an entire forest after the games were done.
Guess what? Nothing was ever planted.

kek who is the guitar dude

The Chad dancer horse.

They have dance with more qt than us until now.

The fuck is this part?

I liked it desu

Charlie Parra

It's always sad, making promises that were never meant to be honored.

I'm actually watching this with low expectations but so far
>low-cost Moltress
>polygonal apu mountain
>caballos de paso
Kinda looks nice.

Im actually impressed on how well it is as of now
Feels good to be a PeruBro

Didnt expect as good as this ceremony perubros this is going great

pdt: fuck Vizcarra

no. but we just had Giselle Bundchen catwalking at the Maracanã.
huehuehuehue

My car was a frog, broz...

What are the odds he'll be booed to oblivion?

I would like to hear to Río...
>Lo peor de todo, de estar contigo, es que te quiero, es que te quieroooo

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>150 brazilbros

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How do I even use this site

>a model
>vs a dancing horse
I mean, Giselle is still hot as fuck and everytime Saga Falabella does an add with her she reafirms herself as the woman I would like to use me as a sexual toy but, dancing horses user.

A FUCKING LEAF

Why do you brazilbros look like turtles?

OUR EVIL TWIN

>Chile getting booed
fucking based

Bolivia?

100 points to dancing horses

Yeah I think Giselle is Amazing too btw.

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>el CONGOlombiano

we like turtles

No, it was meant to be posted during Canada's entry, but I'm a filthy phoneposter and mimi is acting up.
>Austria is our sideways twin

>latvia the autistic austria's brother

EMBARAZAMEEEE MARTINEEEEE

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Based Chicha on pan americans

This playlist sucks ass.
I hate this fucking country so much.

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STREAM ME UP SENPAIS

Ajjjj no weon, you are mistaking me

Vizcarra is Temer tier.
Also, all Peruvian politicians are corrupts. Odebrecht just bought all of them.

Search by the time of the event and click it, then try a link

Ay ay ay saquen las chelas causas

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>Av. Larco with USA

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You guys just entered the venue

I changed my mind slightly.
I wonder what the meaning of playing 'Avenida Larco' for the burgers is.

This is cringe

>'Prendí otro Fuego por Ella' for beloved shithole Haiti
What did they mean by this?

>All peruvian bands and singers as background music
Loving this

>ywn do a menage between Martine and Kahena...

Why even live?

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>vizcarra
>temer tier
Holy Kek. Yeah, all of our politicians are corrupt, but boy if Vizcarra does end up closing congress shit would be so cash. We are kinda fucked right now, what could be worse? If a little chaotic months are the price to pay in order to get rid of the rats nesting in congress I would pay it gladly.

Your wish came true weon, give the tinka numbers right now

LIVESTREAM

youtube.com/watch?v=8IB1l7fh0Ks

user it's happening!

user...

>The Virgin Islands
CHAD Republic when

TE AMO VIADOOOOOO PORRAAA

BLACKED Island

What happened to Suriname. Everyone so moody...

Thanks to apus and the Inti! Kek

Are we in this?

TRIPADVISOR AND TRIVAGO

So what song do you want to hear during our entrance, perubros?
>tfw un terrorista, dos terroristas never

It's a little bit cringe, tmr...

As usual... Yes! But I think you guys only put the prospects and the guys that are actually in need for a spot on the Olympics

Triciclo Perú and the part of
>alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte y vida para vivirla junto a tiiiii!

Pero fácil pondrán una criolla no?

Peru means turkey and its a slang for D in portuguese
you also choose PPK as your president some years ago, that means pussy
so you are the Chad Republic of the Americas. :3

BAILEN CONCHETUMARE

'Demolición' by Los Saicos, of course. It's the most covered Peruvian Rock song abroad, by far.

Google tia maria

Var Sinso song for Peru

I was right then, I knew it was the D, but those favela bros told me that no...

I see that our baseball and soccer teams pulled out plus basketball is just sending college players

Wow this is really low effort

Fuck I love peruvian cumbia
Recommend me other songs please

Where's "that" peruANO???

lmao at that woman in black pushing that peruvian athletes

Because there are some events that don't qualify for the Olympics here. Usually the association sports have another means of getting a Tokyo spot.

It's fake news, Peru is white m8

>Todos a la cima todos quieren llegar
>no importa el camino todos van a llegar a la cima
>felicidad

>el pobre a ser rico, el rico a ser rey
>el rey a la gloria, la gloria inmortal >resurrección
>vuelve a empezar
>muchos zapatos vamos a gastar, para llegar

>Alma para conquistarte
>corazón para quererte
>y vida para vivirla junto a ti

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Leave it to us shitting on the rules, dammit

I think he is talking to that fucker that made us be rangebanned for posting mierda.

I hate him until now because I couldn't post in the final of Copa América

Psychedelic roots of chicha for indie cred

Or pascualillo Coronado if you're a true patrician

listen to Los Mirlos or ¨Jacaranda¨ song i dont remember the guys who play it but is good

Jacaranda - Los Olaya

this, that fucker should be executed by Colina

>those geishas
Peru is Yea Forums

FLYING CHEFS INCOMING

I have a friend called Yamamoto, he is pretty based too

When is the marathon races? Looking forward to seeing an American win since kenya won't be there.

ceremony just become /jp/ now

>Panamerican Games Opening Ceremony
>whole japanese sketch
Nani!?

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In 15 days man

tomorrow morning

So anything I should look forward on this games? I honestly thought it was cancelled until they fucked up all the transit around my house.

Never kekked so hard with a chef, holy shit. I can't get over that chef.
>in 4 fucking Acurio comes out of the top of the mountain with ceviche

Jesus what a fucking disaster this whole shit is.

>muh epic prehistoric culture that didn't know what the wheel was in the middle of the fucking 1400

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3v3 basketball

>there is a sports tournament only the western hemisphere
You learn something new every day

swimming

Actually lookin forward for this one... Looks based

Ceviche is such a meme food.

Cringe

Don't be a faggot bro.

*kisses you*

cuando era nino pequeno tuve una gata pero se escapo jajajajaja

Who's that lady on the projection?

wow it's Juan Diego Flores

Chabuca Granda, singer

Is this really your first time hearing about the PanAm games?

This, Lucuma too, I would fucking murder anyone that produced Lucuma if I could, shit taste like crap and for some reason they stick it to EVERYTHING, FUCKING EVERYTHING.
>hey bro have this super delicious icecream everybody loves
>thanks bro
>BUT WAIT, WHAT IF
>no
>WHAT IF
>NO
>WHAT IF WE FILLED IT WITH LUCUMA
>NOOO
Everyfucking time.

Of all of Peru ...

WHY THE FUCKING CHICHA?

Lucuma is the best, please neck yourself.

Juan Diego Flores slaying pussy like always.
>Ceviche is such a meme food.
This.
Marinating fish and other meats in citric juice has been known since the Antiquity all over the world, but only on Peru it is a huge institution.

>PAN-AMERICAN GAMES
you mean URSAL GAMES

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Food for the poor

It disgusts me how much people like eating raw shit like we are savages or something.

STREAM

youtube.com/watch?v=ELpqgjmwUrk

>ursal
VAI CAIR POR TERRA EM NOME DE JESUS!

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Yes where is it being aired?

BASED S.A. thread
cucks and plebs NOT welcome

what is this i don't even

*posts disgracefully towards you*

Based

this is a 2018 BR presidential election meme

>Literally who cares Games
Pack it up boyos, nobody gives a shit about this event

The whole number purpose was just to spite Trump anti-global warming politics since the Opening Ceremony director was a huge Hillary shill.

but if you know how to manage this games, you can get a Olympics in your shithole.

Im so sorry user. Hope your cat got adopted by someone else.

Remined the opening ceremony was produced by Balich Worldwide, an italian company. I unironically liked this more than the disgrace which was Rio 2016 opening.

Don't you have a border to cross, Pedro?

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Peru strong in cycling when?

Would Peru even be strong at stealing or other countries have us beaten at that too

the olympic ceremony director is a Hillary shill and he voted last election for a green retard woman that carried the Olympic flag in London 2012 opening ceremony. Thank d*g Brazilians elected Bolsonaro.

Antorcha solgas?

now it's time for the Flame

Montesinos got BTFO by the BR jew, so yeah.

Zetagas

Will Peru qualify for an Olympic hosting?

Ask again in 20 years (hopefully)

Bolivia games when?

>Edith No Edging
Would do her to be honest senpais.

God i hope not
It cost a shit ton of money to host one and we are poor enough

>flame as a sun

Where did I see it before?

Gotta be more ambitious brosky

cringe and bluepilled

fucking Peru!
DON'T COPY MY OLYMPIC CAULDRON!

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Post your face when
>Luis Fonsi

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DESPACITO INCOMING

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Woop

DEZ PRA CINCOOOOO

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USE VINI AS A LW YOU FUCKING ARAB

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ETA PORRA LOIRA GOSTOSA

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Can we have a /panam/ general?

>cuck mods ruined ñ threads forever

rip in peace "onions"

>hey fonsi

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No Wendy Sulca or La Tigresa del Oriente in the ceremony?

that clock was designed 500 years ago. good try anyways huehuebro

Tongo is about to enter the scene

Tongo singing Despacito would be kino.

>clock
Not him, but can you stop being fat, please?

Please be true.

DES

OH NO NO NO NO

I would pay real money to see this

OH GOD PLEASE NO

DESPACITO

Is it time???

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PA

CI

Wtf peru
The fuck is this dogshit opening

TO

DES

NOOOOO PERUBROS
WE WERE SO CLOSE

It went from kino to dogshit...

PA

CI

TO

>Turns on the TV
>"Wow it actually looks kinda good, I love the gold theme they went with."
>Luis Fonsi appears
>"pls no"
>Starts singing
>"Well atleast is not Despa-"
>DES
>PA
>CI
>TO
We are trully a meme country, aren't we?

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They could brought us Daddy Yankee [spoiler]or Tongo[/spoiler] but they brought us the shiieet

Rio 2007 was better

>They could brought us Daddy Yankee
You're right it could have been worse.
>or Tongo
La máxima expresión de florclore Peruano, Tongo should have been there.

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lmao peruANOS just get a candlestick from grandmas funeral to set fire in this shit and they call this as Panamerican Cauldron. hue

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Havana 1991 was better

Another despacito lol

solar clock to be exact . keep trying huehue

anyone have a video of the event

where is your leaf

This, or I would prefer some peruvian singer, even Cristian Meier, tmr

>his cauldron was literally a fucking small bowl on a stick
>made small and emitting low fire because the ceremony director was a enviromentalist tranny
>sun structure in the back should not even count as the cauldron
>It was designed by a britbong and not even a brazilian
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

General thread?

Are any of our British colonies competing in this?

Canada, United States, Guyana... Pick one

some of the USA swimmers are hot

t. miraflorino

All of the Caribbean english speaking islands plus Belize, Guyana, USA and Canada.

You know what I meant

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Do we need a /PanAme/ general?

Also, part of Argentina via Falkland Islands.

Since this event is a qualification event for the Olympics, why isn't there skateboarding and sport climbing? All the other sports are being played, except for these two. Also, why the hell are there bodybuilding, racquetball and basque fucking pelota?

Anyone watching skating? Grills are hot af

im watching rugby sevens

Who is the american guy in artístic skating?

His arse is big!

>all female weightlifters are cute
What the flying fuck
How

OH NO NO NO

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el peruANO

bruh these peruvian surfers are thicc

Falkland Islands don't take part in the Pan Am Games. They do take part in the Commonwealth Games though. The Queen's Baton relay (the equivalent of the olympic flame) regulary travels in the islands when a new edition of the tournament is nearing.

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Who /gym/ here?

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We'll have bodybuilding in these games

why the fuck is no one in this board talking about this panamericANOS games :( ?

i cant find any streams

Will there be any Peruvian cheese pizza today?

>claim to be the most powerful nation in the world
>claim to have the most advanced technology in the world

and still u cant fucking find one streamer or a way to watch panamericANOS ? LMAO gtfo newfag

We don't care about these Mickey Mouse games, literally no one even knows it's going on. Not even on the sports networks or news

it's not being broadcast, and with how slow this thread is moving, not many people seem to be interested.

>american education
>Yea Forums is the world

lmao u mutts makes me laught

Reporting

PERUANO: DUENDE DE COLOR MARRÒN DE CARA REDONDA, OJOS DE VIZCACHA!! ( ARDILLA), NUCA REDONDA Y SUCIA, NARIZ DE ALETA DE TIBURÒN, CUERPO DE MANDRIL CON ASPECTO DE MONO CHIMPANCÈ, EL PERUANO ES UN INDIO AMBULANTE QUE RECORRE TODO EL MUNDO TRATANDO DE SER ACEPTADO... BUSCA POR TODOS LOS PAÌSES... COMIDA, CASA Y UNA ALDEA DONDE REPRODUCIRSE.

EL PERUANO ES FEO POR NATURALEZA.. POR UN ERROR ABERRANTE DE LA NATURALEZA... EL PERUANO TIENE EL CRUEL CASTIGO DE POR VIDA... DE SER FEO!!!, NEGRO-AMARRONADO ENANO CON OLOR A CLOACA Y A CACA Y A DIARREA GUARDADA EN UN FRASCO AL SOL!!!.

ES MUY DIFÌCIL ENCONTRAR UN PERUANO RUBIO DE OJOS VERDES Y DE 1.80! YA QUE ELLOS APENAS ALCANZAN EL 1.50 DE ESTATURA!!!!!!!.

EL SUEÑO DEL PERUANO ES SER BLANCO, SER ALTO Y OLER BIEN,

COMER BIEN, VESTIRSE BIEN Y CAMBIAR SU ASQUEROSA RAZA!!!!!.

LOS PERUANOS SON MAS CONOCIDOS POR: ''CHOLOS'', ''INDIUS'', '' MUNUS SAPIENS'', SON IGUALES AL ''EKEKO'' O AL MISMO PRESIDENTE DE PERU (TOLEDO), ESTOS CHOLOS, OSEA PERUANOS ACOSTUMBRAN A DORMIR EN LAS CALLES, COMER CON LAS MANOS Y CORTAN LA COMIDA CON LOS DEDOS, ORINAN Y CAGAN EN LA CALLE, DUERMEN VESTIDOS, NO SE BAÑAN, NO VAN ALA ESCUELA, jajajajaja!

EL PERUANO DETESTA BAÑARSE!!!!, ESO YA LO SABE TODO EL MUNDO, EL PERUANO HUELE A: CEBOLLA, CACA, HUMEDAD A TRASPIRACIÒN A PATA (PEZUÑA), EL PERUANO TIENE CAPAS DE CACA EN EL CULO!!!!! Y PELUDO PARA COLMO, ¡¡¡¡jajajaja!!! OSEA EL PERUANO ES UN ¡¡TREMENDO DESASTRE ASQUEROSO ABERRANTE INMUNDO COCHINO!, ¡JAJAJAJAJAJAJA! ESO LO HEREDA DE LOS ANTEPASADOS LOS INKAS Y JAMÀS LOS CAMBIARAN!!!
HABRÌA QUE ENVIAR UNOS ITALIANOS O A UNOS ESPAÑOLES A PERU A MEJORAR EL ASPECTO ASQUEROSO DE SU ''RAZA'', VIOLAR SUS INDIAS PERUANAS Y ESPERAR QUE DEN A LUZ A UNOS HUMANOS COMO LA GENTE, Y NO ESOS NIÑOS FEOS Y MARRONES QUE NACEN EN PERU!!

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I was just trying to piss off my fellow Argies but interesting to know that

This thick Referee .... where is she from ? Super Pochaco is jelly...

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Opening.

I didn't post on the day because I was banned.

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sheiitttt!

You literal nigger.
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

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Sudaca pasta must be written in Spanish or in Portuguese.

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Give argentinian gf...

who is this sloot?

Leslie Shaw

Danke.

>tfw no buff uruguayan gf

Cancucks about to be BTFO by our 7s Pumas.

Nice hermanos
Meanwhile
>Brazil
>TWO bronzes lost on golden score
Fuck everything

>yesterday the US lost to Brazil in Men's 3x3 Basketball