what went wrong?
What went wrong?
Jose Price
Brody Bennett
He’s a subhuman brazilian monkey
Ian Reed
He’s a subhuman brazilian monkey
Michael Wood
Halal system didn't need a trequartista
Owen Moore
He's a superhuman brazilian chad
Noah Lopez
knees
Parker Hernandez
Why do Brazilians always shorten their name?
Josiah Wright
why do Americans always enlarge their weight?
Nicholas Jenkins
Because Ednilson Batman da Silva doesn't sound very good
Elijah Thompson
He peaked too hard.
Leo Torres
Short Brazilian names are usually made up nick names like Pele or Kaka. Its whats everyone calls them and it's not exclusive to Brazil.
Ayden Brown
Ahhh ok thanks user
Brody Scott
he turned to shit
Robert Bennett
Exploding knees
Aiden Rogers
"Edson Arantes do Nascimento" doesn't fit on a jersey
Samuel Hill
He’s a subhuman brazilian monkey
Easton Ramirez
Sounds better than caca.
Ayden Cox
But why not just Edson? Why a nickname?
Christian Bell
>Short Brazilian names are usually made up nick names
not always true.
they're usually contractions/repetitions of sounds in the name(Eduardo -> Dudu, Norberto -> Neto, Jose -> Zeze ), adding -inho/inha/ito or ão to mean small or big.
Juan Williams
A better question is why monkey names are so retarded in the first place, leading people to want to shorten them.
Ethan Martinez
>why not just Edson
they usually DO do that.
look at the current Brazil squad. everyone is using one of their given names, or a slight nickname variation of it. no one has a made up nickname like Cafu or Zico
Charles Bailey
>Fagner
Dominic Nguyen
Messi became too good
Forced Real Madrid to buy Kaka, career ruined.
Logan Cook
Except for Lucas Paquetá, his real name is Lucas Tolentino Coelho de Lima
Paquetá is the name of the island he was born.
Cooper Allen
perro
Jonathan Martinez
My favorite player growing up. Didn't care about ronaldinho, ronaldo, robinho, etc. Too bad about the injuries
Connor Butler
He’s a subhuman brazilian monkey
Ian Moore
>robinho
was he the first brazilian high profile ngubu scam?
John Green
I miss this white man so much
Levi Williams
Injury. He lost his pace.
Samuel Reed
chronic hip injury
Grayson Hall
>So scared of the invisible man in the sky he remained a virgin until marriage in his mid 20s
There’s your answer, he’s mentally weak af
Levi Hill
>believing the injury excuses
He converted from christianity to BOSSISM. That's all.
Jonathan Sullivan
>faggot commie who kow tows to the muslims like his PM
Ryder Jenkins
He got even slower
Camden Cruz
what is wrong with you people
Levi Nelson
>Norberto -> Neto
kek
norberto isn't a real name, Neto means grandchild, if someone gets the same name as their grandfather you put "Neto" in the end, like junior.
Kevin Turner
He came to my uni. He was really nice to everyone not like the Brazilians here
Ryder Sanders
Based, Kaka is still my favorite all time player.
Kayden Nguyen
wtf how do you know so much about our names
Chase Williams
Mourinho simply benched him for no reason.
Matthew Walker
Ronaldo was the bigger alpha