OFFICIAL Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid match thread 1

I hope so

keked

Bale hopes that too

lmao

The match is fixed anyway, my Albanian friend already told me it’ll finish 1-1 if you want free money.

>buying into the "International champions cup" like a good like goy

Can't wait til Iran bombs the shit out of Amerisharts desu

kubo OwO or vini scoring a hat trick today feeling it in my bones lads

>Kubo or vinicius
fuckin delusional. Watch bale hit a double though

i bought into nations league and it's the same useless shit

digits and trump reads my pet goat 2 while informed of atrocities

#FreeRocky

>1h30 until game
going to bed las

>Nacho plays
OH NONONONONO WHAT'S THE POINT OF RED CARDS IN THIS SHIT SUMMER TOURNAMENT

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kek what a sad competition

anyone have a stream?

has Azzar scored yet?

No. I haven't seen playing a good game yet, he just do as same as Isco. Nothing. Not even running with the ball as he was supposed to do. Nothing at all.

This is a valid question.

I get sick if I eat too early before exercising, and if I don’t eat I don’t have energy.

What is the eating schedule of a professional footballer?

go to bed Alfonso

I'm gonna watch it here if they don't close the stream like they do at Real Madrid TV
>goltelevision.com/live
There is boxing now

Hazard eats at all times

>Modric, Kroos, Hazard, Jovic

you have my attention

Atletico team

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That fucking boomer front line

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>Felshits on the side
>126m
>Lemar on the other
>80m
Lmao

>Sign Lemar and Joao Felix
>Tell them to defend
lmao

Cholo is a mongo
Not surprised shitleticos love him so much

...

FUCK POLACKS

DISGUSTING UNCIVLISED BOORISH CUNTS WORSE THAN APES

EVERYTIME YOU PISS ME OFF YOU HAVE SLASHED TYRES

who hurt you?

I'm serious you costa del expat. Most uncivilised cunts i've ever had to tolerate. Genuinely disgusting animals.

The 126M Twink isn't injured anymore?

>Slashing tyres
subhuman behaviour

>two target man upfront
ay nigga
shouldn't they sign another winger or striker? this shit clearly will not work

links please

Redpill me on Bale. Why does Zidane hate him?

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Zidane is a halal media lie
Bale is everything Zidane wanted to be but couldnt

Bale going to China, paying only 20M€ to real madrid (+misterious bonuses) and he getting a salary of 22M€ per year, so he's not gonna be a problem anymore, even James can end at R. Madrid this season.

I hope Zidane gets fired, he literally loaned Reguillon and Ceballos, sold Llorente and will probably dispatch Valverde, Brahim so he can play his boomers

memes aside, why the fuck did zidane keep forcing a 4-4-2 diamond in the 17/18 season when the team just kept losing? as soon as a 4-3-3 was used against sevilla Madrid scored 5 goals. Zidane went right back to using the 4-4-2 and continuing to lose

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>Anybody paying anything for Bale
Stop believing marca lies pls

The issue is wing play conversion in the box.

I really hate to say it but having Ronaldo meant either defenders paid attention to him leaving others open, or he would have a decent attempt at goal. When he left no one drew defenders.

So the wing play wasnt converted. It turned into cross and pray which hasn't worked for them anymore.

Divegrass btfo

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>ameriburguerkids
LMAO the memes are real

zidane is a clueless faggot, that's why

Bale wouldn't play through injuries apparently

1 loose
2 tie
3 ?

Muerte al imperialismo yanqui

dude just cross the ball lmao

JUST

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>that defense

Impressive, lmao.

LMAO
based zinedine zinedone tactics

GOOD
FUCKING
JOB
WHITIES

LEL

*scores*
*assists*

i he the next GOAT?

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>If your rival scores, you win

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lol
no casemiro no fun

>poozard
>poonicius

poor fatzard was completely taken out of the game by those kids with the mcdonalds shirts

Reals defense is shakier than Chile

>any second thoughts Zizou?

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>Costa

>moorata

>costa

This gonna be fun desu

stream for my boy Felix?

morata is quite shit, chelsea scammed pateti

superhd.me/premier-sports-live-streaming

>gayal

OH NO NO NO NO NO

REAL ARE SHOOK

bfst.to/play/soccer-14.php

no mames wey que pedo
lol

LMAO this could be great

Reals right flank is completely dead

OH NONONONONONONONO

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JUST

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>It should be 3-0
kek

>another player nutmegs poortois to score
based felshits

>Profe Ortega's boot camp v extended holiday pre-season

so this is true power of Spanish soccer lmao

Could it be that hazard is actually shit?

That team without Casemiro is like a house without walls.

>Pays a billion in players
>looses to atleti
LMFAO

>yfw Felix gets sold to psg, real or barca for 300m+ in 3 years

tfw the players forgot what vamos means while zidane was gone

he's an average fatass, isco 2.0

>joao felix wont be the GOAT

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I hope Kroos is the new scapegoat this season

>the absolute state of halal

lmao the US claims another pussy soccer player

This so much, Real should have bought some defenders, Nacho and Ramos can't even run now

>No DM
I'm not even going to blame Zidane. Florentino has to go for the comedy to finally end. Atletico has more Real Madrid youth products in the team than Real does.

Don't worry guys, this is the same tactic as against Arsenal, let them be confident at 0 - 2 and then pull up a VAMOS VAMOS! at 2nd half, and win at penalties.
It's 4D Chess.

holy shit Joao Felix is good

>more injuries

Not to mention that they sold Marcos Llorente to Atletico and he would plug into Casemiro's role well.

Where is Bayol?

I told you fags Felix is the next big thing and you bullied me!

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how was it not obvious to everyone last season that Modric, Marcelo, Ramos and Kroos are washed up?

reminder zidane probably wants poogba as defensive mid lol

Not with fucking Isco slouching on the field. Benzema + Jovic would be better

>leave 0 touches to me

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zidane will be so fucking exposed this season

atletico is no contest way better than them and if neymar joins barca it's fucking over

People getting exited for nothing
Real Madrid no 19 is just having an abyssimal game

this stadium kind of looks like Bernabeu, unfair advantage to Real

It's not just that, the physical difference between both teams is astounding.

This is Felix's Best XI of all time

Born in 1999

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Real look dreadful

why are all the players dying

at least he is honest, he rates those he saw playing

This, who is that? Castillo player?

STOP RATING OVERRATED TWINKS FROM SHITTY LEAGUES!!!

RATE INSTEAD GOOD PLAYERS FROM GOOD TEAMS, SUCH AS LITERALLY ANYBODY FROM SOUTHAMPTON OR BOURNEMOUTH OR TOTTENHAM! THOSE ARE GOOD TEAMS WITH GOOD PLAYERS!

Real is just losing on purpose, they're pretending to be bad

lol

Not only the physical difference but the gap in work ethic.

China

>tsunaldo left this sinking ship just in time

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
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>3-0
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>3-0
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>3-0
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>3-0
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10x0 incoming

>"real" madrid

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>Real Madrid

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OH NO NO NO

Real Madrid always start having some terrible games and end winning the Champions League trophy

Wtf with the physical trainers of Real. A lot of injuries and now they are physical underwhelmed by Costa and Morata

no mames
neta no mames

courtouis looks like such a faggot

lol

Real customers being so happy :3

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLOLOLOL

curtois should try stopping some shots

>Vamos Boys
>bale

Van Dijk is the only one defending on that team kek

>Cortouis

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y aparte de todo golazo

Real to finish 5th this season and fail to reach CL next season.

dubs confirm it

I actually fell for Messi propaganda all my life, but after thinking about it logically I realized that Cristiano Ronaldo is the true GOAT of football.

>crowd booing backwards passing

kek based burgers

based

Based zoomer

chile

you now remember jovic is playing

Now they win 0-3 but when it fucking matters they choke so hard, the Argentina of Europe.

based indeed, I chuckled at that

Will Atletico be better without Griezmeme?

Militão

You hate us cause you anus
How’s your communism level society treating you boris

Wtf bros is Jovic really a fraud

and hazard

reroll

>VAMOS
>VAMOS

Rip oblak

Jovic ded

???????

>March is on TV
Reeee

>Jovic

RIP knee

based Savic still plays for Atletico I see

>jovic out for the season
>bayol forced to play on at real after an enormous public apology from zidane
14th decima confirmed

>Jovic already kill
wtf realbros?

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>ramos is your most creative player

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wtf this joao felix kid is gr8

Jovic ded time to watch anime

their meme preparation wins them the pre-season trophy at least

>quite agricultural from Ramos

what did he mean by this?

End this suffering

>Buys Hazard+Jovic
>Starts every game 0-2 or 0-3
Is zidane a god?

real's kit is fucking hideous

>MADrid

>"Real" Madrid

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF REAL MADRID

amazing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

4-0 LMAO

>only knows that now

WATCH OUR FUCKING LEAGUE INSTEAD OFSHITTY GAMES LIKE ARSENAL VS WATFORD

Aletico is the real madrid

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N

BRUUUUUUUUUUH

MAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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based Atletico, right wing team

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO CRISTIANO HEEEEEELP

Real is kill

>ramos

implosion
>implosion
implosion
>implosion
implosion
>implosion
implosion

AY
LMAO

>SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL >SAL

LMAO

The way he left Chelsea, I love seeing Courtois look like a daft cunt

>this defense

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO getting raped

I can't remember who was halal keeper before curtois

where is ronaldo?

real's defense is utter shambles

WE
WANT
TEN

B___
F____

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was casemiro the genius behind the 3 champions?

This Courtouis nigga is still there? wtf

who replaces Zidane after this match?
Any good American coaches ready to take over right after the final whistle? there's no time to lose

>4-0

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Just dissolve this pathetic club.

This is Zidane's plan so Florentino drops 500 gorillion for the midfield Doumbia

Navas. Pura vida.

huh? is that 30min in the first half?

this

Klinsmann

they need to drop 500 gorillion on defenders they already have way too many midfielders and forwards

>and jovic injured
lol

Jurgen Klingsmann

>benzema
all these boomers

was the refball

t. madridista

bale

>post-ronaldo halal

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RM defense is literally giving every goals but its courtois fault yeah

No it was navas.

>vikingos

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Unironically Benzema is one of the best players of Real

ah yes

Come on Bald Fraud, put in Bale for your scape goat.
>"He missed that one sitter, that's why we lost!!1!"

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wtf ramos

>subbed at 30mim 0-4 down in a friendly
State of that disgusting slav

they can just put hazard in the back, no one will pass that fat fuck

Grass is not always greener on the other side, eh?

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Real getting relegated this year.

>thomas lmao

I can't wait for Zidane to be sacked

Just tuned in. LEL

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based

Lads I hope Kross dies on his sleep

t. courtwah

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chile

Nah, their league is too easy

>pathletico smashing a friendly when they've lost 2 (two) CL finals to their arch rivals

>Ronaldo didn't carry real madri...

>EH50

Look at these beta males completely stunned after being punched in the mouth.

WEAK MIND

Have they shown anything on PES 2020 yet? Thinking of making the jump.

he's a fraud who hid behind the criticism of Bale and Modric all season

I heard Juventus is in it.

Real need to get rid of kroos, marcelo, ramos, modric, asecnio, isco, etc...
They have loser aura, and can't be bothered anymore after the Cls they won

>ronaldo didn't carry madrid

haven't been following this window, did atletico sell a bunch of players?

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Bhagwan just how fat is Hazard?

How is my boi trippier doin so far?

>shiticius missing the open goal

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>vini

>Fraudicius

>post var real

>Real Madrid didnt want the Mourinho redemption

good, he is a working horse, Atletico style player

lol vinicius would missed that

wasn't Atletico going to sell Costa? I thought they wanted him out

Yep
Griezmann, Filipe Luís, Godin, Hernandez and Rodri

Can't believe I used to rate Shitane. How do you say exposed in your language?

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I even think that Modric is playing well this preseason, the team is in shambles but at least he tries. But Kross and Isco are like stones on the field

He would’ve been an immediate upgrade over Zidane

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exposado

it could be literally 7-0 by now kek

only more proof that its the end of the boomer era.

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JUST

exposito

>thomas lmao

just realized that this is happening at metlife 30 minutes away
the tickets were probably a massive rip tho

miss me yet?

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>binicius jr is real's biggest attacking thread
really makes you think

Is Atlético being too good or Real just being unbelievably bad?

both

nice

Atletico look like they’ve played before. Real are shit

>Vinicius Jr

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the latter
>my boy renan lodi playing
based

Real very bad, Atletico good enough

kek

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how many chances does shiticius need to score?

pichula

Both. But the latter more than the former

No refunds

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Is there any doubt left that CR7 singlehandedly won 3 (three) décimas?

neither

Flamengo would destroy current real madrid

Thank you, Filipe Luis

three decimas would be thirty though.

What do Atletico win for this demoliition?

that was bale
madrid didn't win shit with cristiano until bale joined them

then imagine what MEMELEC could do to madrid

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is hazard playing?

the quality of sudaca posting is very high tonight, absolutely loving it

Kross playing like shit

Nothing, this is just a meme friendly that Yea Forums is overreacting to

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our respect

The only reason Viniciud is being criticized too much is because he was hyped by others so much and thought to be the one to replace Ronaldo but he isn't even playing in ronaldo's position. Vinicius is a talented 18 yo winger. He is still developing

al menos mis poderosas chivas del guadalajara perdieron en penales, aguantaron el cero todo el partido.

kek

He hit the post, he's just 18 give him some slack, all other attackers are playing worse than him.

The GUEESE would destroy current real madrid

ERA

PENULTY

he is the only doing doing anything in Real's offence

Zidane no se come los turrones

PENAL

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Fucking Costa.

>PENALTY KICK

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AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

ERA

>all those CR7 real madrid jerseys in the crowd
>wearing another man's name in your back
>wearing a man's jersey who doesn't even play for the club you support anymore
Why do people love being willful cucks?

ERA

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Hope it ends 12-0

ERA E É

>5EAL MA0RID

>Isco

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

this is the end

OH NONONONONO MADRIDISTA BROS

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LMAO

Good Friendly match

This is actually based

JUST JUST JUST

Seal Maorid?

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Lot of positivity after losing half the team and thinking they were done

Real Memedrid

Hazard left Chelsea for this?

make it 10

Vinicius was playing in the Real B team and then they called him to main team

The only reason he is being criticized too much is because he was hyped by others so much and thought to be the one to replace Ronaldo but he isn't even playing in ronaldo's position. The one to replace ronaldo should be benzema. Vinicius is a talented 18 yo winger. He is still developing

I don't understand why all the responsibility is on him. Valdano already said that Raul had the same problem as vinicius and that these problems are fixable in training

ojalá

LLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLLololloololol

he's shit and won't get much better

youtube.com/watch?v=E29HcvN6gug

This has been such a fun game, 5-0 aside (which is also fun, of course)

hello al-fonso

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Hazard is chubby

Vinicius is fucking wank. Yossi Benayoun grade headless chicken.

When is the right time to create an official laugh at madrid thread?

VAMOS VAMOS *clap clap*

how can it be possible that nacho plays for madrid?

Felix will be the best summer signing.

so this means Costa will stay at Atletico? I read somewhere that he was going to the Wolves to take Jimenez' spot.

at the 6th goal

>Real Madrid
More like really bad and shit haha

Watching naked and afraid rn

Lads is it time to unrate Zidane?

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Literally the single best keeper in the world over the last 5 years without any shadow of a doubt.
And these retards buy courtois.

Cutrone is going to Wolves

Correa was going to go to Milan so I would assume Costa stays

>not making one before the match started

*looks in google translate on phone*

JEEF?

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are you the same fucking retard that pretends to be a real madrid fan I talked to the other day?
lmao

.

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Once he's finished eating

You just know this result will bring on an emergency board meeting and the purchase of Paul Pogba

What the fuck is going on.

Kubo will score 6 in the second half

where is jimenez going?

Friendly reminder Real Madrid has spent 300M in this transfer window

didn't give a fuck until the second goal

kek

rebasaremos un histórico 7-0?
seria recordado por la eternidad

EXPOSED!!!!

this, they will invest 300 millions in two shitters, one of them being Pogba

are you the same shitskin scatalan who pretends to be a Madrid fan when you lose your meds?

youtube.com/watch?v=HSC9cgvtkRs

-onions el número 1.

lmfao

right now hazard is eating 2 double big macs ketchup cheese with fries and an xxl milkshake

>kubo and rodrygo in the second half
this is going to be good

Because he's nacho player, or Atletico's, or Juvi's.

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I hope that Valverde benchs Kross hard

que marcador tendríamos que tener para que este partido fuera absolutamente inolvidable a pesar que solo es un puto amistoso de mierda al cual nadie le pone atención?
12-0?

I told everyone there was no chance de gea or courtois could survive in madrids no defense tactics like navas a year ago.

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lmao it's you, the clueless gypsy bandwagoner

7-1

>Forgot about this game even though I had the livescore up in another tab
NOOOOOOOOO I missed out

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8 - 0 mínimo

I am literally crying. Tears are streaming down my tiny face, making my face, clothes, and feet wet. So much noise, too. I had no idea I could make this much noise from crying. I literally can’t even. I’ve never not been able to even this hard before. I’m literally can’t evening so hard that my tears are thicker than Santa Claus’ belly fat. All these tears coming from me literally crying and can’t evening are inhaled by my mouth, causing me to drown. I am literally dying. I am literally on the verge of death right at this instant. This is insane. I’ve never felt this way before. I’m not just crying; I’m not just dying—I am literally crying, and I’m literally dying. Blood. I see blood. Blood is pouring down from my very eyes. I literally see blood. I’m laughing so hard right now. I literally can’t even stop laughing—it’s insane. Please save me, Lord. Please save me from this madness. I am crying, and I am in need of assistance. I’ve been literally dying for about 45 minutes now. Is there no end to this? I just want to meet my maker. I want to see the light, and I wish to see the darkness, both at the same time. Save me, Christ, as I am literally dying at this instant. Oh, as I live and breathe, I can barely speak at this point. In fact, I cannot speak at all. I am literally mute. I’m deaf, too, as my tears and blood have inserted themselves into my ears, blocking my hearing. I’m literally crying out of my nostrils.

Like a true american. *claps*

So he's cutting.

7 goals, anything above the 2-6 barcelona achieved

>McDonalds kids
fucking americans

Atleti should just substitute the whole team now and let the kids play

it's okay bro just open the rape tab in your favorite porn site for summary

el chileno es una creatura...

>team gets back to locker room
*clap* *clap* vamos

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>101 posters
what part of Madrid you guys from?

Time for zizou to bale

VINI IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A RW FUCK YOUUUUU

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take your sedatives you crypto-muslim, inshallah you will shake off the curse of autism

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chile

ciudad de mexico

Carabanchel

the athletic part

>not trying to crush refball madrid's spirit
simeone should aim for injuries now, ramos and hazard the targets

HAHA
RAPE PORN TAB
HAHAHA
BET THEY REJECTED THIS MATCH VIDEO BECAUSE THEY DON'T ACCEPT RAPE
WAHEY
BANTER
HAHAH!
BECAUSE THE SCORE IS EXCESSIVE, IT'S LIKE SEXUALLY VIOLATING A WOMAN
HAHA!
GOT THEM!
LADS!
LADS!
RAPE!
HAHA!

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San Sebastian del Nuuk

5 conto por um shot de ypioca?

>kick out ronaldo
>kick out bale
>asensio injured
>now jovic injured
>fatzard has scored 20 goals only twice in his whole career
>benzema is a shit finisher
>have to rely on vinicius 'stevie wonder' jr
this after spending 300m this summer lol

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Only from Pasaje España

this is what will realistically happen

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Calm down lad

rare

My neighbor

Mas o alambique eh 3

>being in Madrid in July/August

que te importa pendejo de mierda
tu mama te pario por el culo o que?
por que haces preguntas tan pendejas?
tu papa se venir mucho en tu boca o que ?
putito

HaHha where is big Hazard

Where in Madrid are you from, lads?

I miss solari

The part that's full of Mexicans

Vallecas

The only one who wanted to change things and he got sacked anyway lol

SEVERELY underrated. Carlosposting is best posting.

>worn out midfield cba to run cuz they've won it all

>sign hazard for 160m in his last year of contract
>he's fat
>and shit
heh

JESUCRISTO LÍBRANOS DE ESTAS ABOBINACIONES DE LA OSCURIDAD SAN PEDRO REZA POR NOSOTROS SALVANOS DE LA CREATURA AMERICANA MARIA SANTA MADRE DISPERSA LAS TINIEBLAS DE LOS OGROS DE LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS LA MALDICION DEL 56 POR CIENTO...

it's a friendly lads

n-no need to worry right? a-ahah

This Lucas Vazquez fella looks like a good prospect for the future.

>le 28 year old prospect

6 (six)

Did everyone leave? I'm so alone.

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Will you be my friend? Everybody left. My name's Hugh, what's yours?

Real should try to sign that Cristiano Ronaldo fella, I think he's a good fit for the team

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Have six

.

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test

>6-0
I'm beyond mad and just laughing my ass off now... this is totally our year guys hazard will save us just give him some time HE'S THE NEXT RONALDO I CAN FEEL IT

Imagine paying for this show

Wtf 4chanjust died in the America’s

Johnny Test

fucking captcha

10/10 post based digits

My name is Julien, hello Hugh

rip

Aaa why should i do to my 'Felix is shit' meme now?

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SO THIS IS THE POWER OF VAMOS

test

I was having trouble posting wtf. Did i get hacked?

chequeados esos cuadruples de nuestro señor amen

Have you sent your nudes to him Yea Forums?

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Now that Asensio is rekt, most likely James will warm the bench again this season.

>catacucks stay up all night to watch a literal friendly of the team they hate and post about it on an anime imageboard
>we want to face Real Madrid in the CL
>knocked out by Roma
>Madrid hasn't even mentioned catalanoids in the last 5 years while winning 4 of the 5 CLs
>Cruyff memorial ajax-uefalona CL final cancelled by Liverslip
>Atleti score 5 goals in a friendly
>2 lost CL finals now avenged amirite?
is Real Madrid, dare i say, the CHADDEST club of all time? on the contrary, are catalanoids the ultimate söys of this "sport"?

PUT HAZARD ON

Lads wtf is going on, I just tuned in.
Fuuuuuuug

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>youtube stream died
Bye bye laddies

DAMN JEWGLE

are the captchas working yet?

Oh no no no

captcha shit the bed for everyone else?

checked and chucked

Yea Forums pass holders detected

Fuck captcha and fuck Real

>august
>haven't take my first shit of the year

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miss me?

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Hi Julien, nevermind, frens came back

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me too, for a moment this thread was empty

>hala madrid

can't be a chad club with such pathetic customers like you

>7-1 actually happening

Yes

PUT JOVIC ON

can /we/ get another 7x1?

cagado

where is

fuck captcha
and wew, 1-6

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APOLOGIZE

Looks like Real Madrid is in a very HAZARDrous situation...

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>6-0
OH NONONONONONO HAHAHAAAAHAAAA IKER HELP UUUUSS

>Benzema
>Isco
>Hazard
>Marcelo

the fat squad

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

What part of Atletico are you guys from?

Injuried

lol u aight whiteboi

Oh my days that Kubo lad will surely score 6 now

Wtf

beioul and rodrAIGO lads

>BALE COMING ON
This is his last match
His transfer to Jiangsu Suning is supposedly almost done.

PUT KUBO ON

pls, let james go to atletico flore, you don't want him. The "calvo" don't need it.

Looks like Vinicius IS a nigger

B A Y O L
A
Y
O
L

a pajett and a southeast chink will enter for Real lol

wasn't Bale in China?

ARRIBA LA ESPERANZA ABUELITA

Alcântara

8-1 incoming bros

Nacho was about to celebrate and then remembered the situation

kubo-kun

CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT

No, see

Im just naming players Florentino and Madrid fags thought would be able to carry them

BAYOL IN

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LMAO CLASSIC COSTA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING COSTA

how many goals does bale needs to make now to stay at madrid?

basado

Marcelo is always 30m away from the guy he is supposed to take

Every single time

>chimping out in a friendly

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FUCK FOX SPORTS FOR CUTTING OFF FEED DURING THE CHIMPOUT

kek costa got his fingers all around his face

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IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING HAHAHA

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>murderball in friendly

>6-1
>chimping out
OH NO NO NO NOO REAL MADRID BROS

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kek, so mc'donalds call them to do that and make the ticket worth it?

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Is this copalib?

Beautiful Bayoljak

KEK

>W-we are not taking this match seriously hehe

Zidane's masterplan to stop Costa went right

based Costa, the villain we need and deserve

WENGER IN

Friendly, SUDACA EDITION

where is the new thread lads

why the fuck did carvajal get a red too?? at most that should've been a yellow but costa definitely had that red coming

>You can't do that in a friendly

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REA7 MADR1D

Imagine being a burger and deciding to check out soccer by watching this match on home soil

carvajal is such a slimy fuck, worse than alba imo

NEW THREAD

Lmao that's just a complete Costa thing to do

4 goals and a red, lmao

>costa out
its working bros

I don’t know if to feel proud or disgusted.

they need piggy back

i miss him so much at chelsea lad

OH NO NO NOOOOO

Real Brazil

IT'S HAPPENING

HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT GUY RUNNING UP ALL THE PITCH

COURTOIS IS SO FUCKING SHIT HAHAHAHA

Oh fuck, not again

>1-7

no way, carva is agressive but not slimy

Nooo~

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Vacas pasteando en el campo

Aaaw look at how happy Bayol after he missed the sitter.

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>losing to atleticos u18

same

Did this faggot just say Nuno is spansih

Alcalá de Henares

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

stupid spic