Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale is set to sign for Chinese Super League outfit Jiangsu Suning on a three-year deal...

V jr and Rodrygo are ahead of Ausensio

They’re both shit

>marca
sure la

Flo paid top dollar for them so they will play

Just me that thinks this is a comparatively pretty weak set of foreign mercenaries compared to other Chinese clubs?

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they put in some big restrictions a couple of years ago

Teixeira almost went to Liverpool

the have to pay 100% tax on foreign transfers now

what the fuck

why

That is so sad. The rumours about him falling out of love with football must be true. He only cares about golf now and sees football as a job. He built a golf course in his back garden.

BASED move from are Gaza fuck the press fuck the Real “fans” fuck the prem those people don’t give a shit about you earn your money and stay healthy for internationals my son you’ve won 3 CL’s been PFA player of the year twice and are unquestionably the best british talent of your generation and no one’s gonna be able to take that away from you all the best xxx

bale is shit too and has extremely big wage

Good. He should take all of their money.

They are going to loan him to Inter?

I thought communism was bad. How can they afford this.

I don’t see what the issue is what were is options again? PSG and Man U? Was he seriously gonna win another CL with them? Got no respect for the three he won with real so why would a CL with those teams do anything for his legacy? He’s always been happiest playing for Wales and he took them to the semi finals of their first competition in over 50 years I think he’s content to earn a million a week dossing around in China. I’d be disappointed if he didn’t take this deal it’s the smartest move for him.

>mfw he live streams himself playing golf while real gets battered by barcelona

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>press
There buddy, fixed it.

It's actually a based move. Earn ~£1m a week for a season whilst other clubs sort their shit out and prepare for you to arrive

It's the club of Sunning. They also owns Inter Milan. There were rumours about them willing to loan him to Inter.

Man thats fucked up. Why are they doing him like that? Who did he piss off?

>Chinese Communist Party
>communist

Seeing how chinks lie more than anyone else, it would make sense for a party they have declared as communist to not be communist

money laudering
also eastern european clubs only won a CL twice

>Marca
Kek thats as reliable as Buzzfeed

something something soft power

what good does that do for the league

Their intention is to focus more on chinese players obviously

Watch him be back at Halal next year after the fans turn on Zidane for getting exposed without him

Vinícius is but rodrygo is good

How did Bale fall so badly. This should be his prime, not a rapid decline.

Is this good or bad for Wales then? Less strenuous games than if he went to a premier league team so less chance of injury but less experience against top players. I'm not sure

>Guangzhou Evergrande Taobao
They have 2 sponsors in their name. Our equivalent would be Manchester Barratt Homes eBay.

>Will reportely earn €400k p/w
>When he's allegedly earning £600k p/w at Madrid
what?

He's earning a mill a week and he was on 350 a week a Madrid

>He was reportedly nicknamed "The Golfer" by his Real team-mates, and goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois also said Bale did not attend a team meal because he did not want to miss his bed time.
haaa

>less experience against top players
Try zero competitive action against top players or teams.
This is really stupid if Bale actually goes through with it.

I remember years ago living in China and watching the Premier League on Chinese TV and streams. I remember laughing my head off with the lads when during a half time break, a presenter did a segment on how Gareth Bale looks like a monkey, comparing him to various monkeys including the masks from the old planet of the apes movie.
Obviously it was a little mean-spirited and Chinese people love the idea of comparing white people to monkeys (and hate the idea that they themselves could be a little monkey-ish) but that's the level of development he's going in to.
And if this nigger is notorious for failing to learn fucking Spanish then Mandarin might as well be white noise to him.

In fact it says he will earn close to the £1.7 million a week Messi gets here

telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/07/26/gareth-bale-close-agreeing-move-jiangsu-suning-worth-1m-week/

In other news what the fuck Messi gets 1.7m a week

Considering he’s basically given up on football, this is bad for Wales.

Thing is that Chinese football likes to declare high salaries but it's rarely what it seems.
Some of the mega salaries are obvious money laundering operations. And Drogba and Anelka ended up leaving nid-season because Shanghai Shenhua just stopped paying them.
Don't believe the hype.

>make millions a week
>dominate the Chinese league for a decade
>become a Chinese sporting legend during a time where China is experiencing their economic revolution
>shill shitty Chinese products to gooks to the tune of hundreds of millions
>retire and take up something like sport hunting to fill your time
>contemplate moving away from China as the hunting scene is subpar compared to other places
>the Chinese government is appreciative of your economic impact and service to the China so they gift you a huge piece of property in the Chinese countryside and supply it weekly with prisoners for you to hunt

sounds pretty comfy 2bh

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Asian girls will love him. They all want tall, white guys. The fact that he's got a nice body, decent face and the fame + wealth are massive bonuses. He'll be tearing apart them sideways cooches like there's no tomorrow. Hot.
Is it true that Asians are tighter?

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22M net per season is twice his salary at Real

>decent face

Galeth Bare

he's making 20m after bonuses at madrid
his base wages are 17m net

>decent face

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Hopefully now we'll see more Chinese posters on Yea Forums.

>hopefully

>There is people who rate Bale
>Meanwhile he is so shit that the only offers for him are from China

Do you think he'll learn the local language lads? I hear he's nearly fluent in English now.

Any team would have him. They just can't afford him.

I fucking hate Chink football clubs so much
removing fucking good players from circulation so they can go and play in some irrelevant league for ridiculous sums of money
honestly I know football players tend to go where the money is but when you move to riceland that's unforgivable you've exposed yourself as a soulless cash-driven insect

Real would sell him for 20M and he would accept lower wages to go back to England. And I thought the prem was rich.

Obviously he wouldn't accept lower wages or he wouldn't be off to a mickey mouse league. Sad that a to player would turn down 300k a week from a real league just to end his career with an extra few million that he wouldn't even notice in his bank account.

More like
>agree that part of your salary is moved through you to an unknown bank account in the UK and you have to pretend that's all yours
>hard to move your money out
>after a while stop getting paid
>Go back to Europe but your skills are rusty
>everyone memes on you for your poor decision
China is a shit hole with a stagnant, unbalanced economy and enormous debt and social problems bubbling under the surface. It's not 2008 any more and times are getting worse there. It's going to get un-comfy at some point in the coming years.

>or he wouldn't be off to a mickey mouse league.
He has no other option after being shit for so many years at Madrid.

Based retard.

no way they'd sell him for 20 lmao

Nice argument reddit

If he gets sold to China he'll go for even less, chinese clubs can only spend as much as ~10M€ or they have to pay a big fine.

I'm having a hard time believing he'll actually end up in china, no way perez will ship him off for 10m just to please the bald fraud

Well he'd offload a lot of money in wages so I can see it happening

Counterpoint: top european clubs being outjewed and outplastic'd leads big clubs to rely less on just being able to buy the best available player every summer. If China develops its own culture their clubs would also start going for underdeveloped talent increasing competition.

It's not really that much of an issue and half-decent ones never really stay long. China's fake economy won't be able to sustain this type of nonsense long.

I hope they print Sun Wukong on his back and tell him that how you say Bale in Chinese.

that will not only take forever but in the case that more and more top players end up going to china we miss out on meme players who we would get to witness perform pure kino in the champions league or in their respective domestic leagues
we don't get to see any football that goes on in china (unless you have premier sports, and fucking nobody has premier sports)

even the MLS doesn't do what china does. they don't heartlessly poach good players that are retarded enough to relocate to china for 300m a week or whatever obscene wages they get paid to participate in their "league"

The Asians are pretty retarded when it comes to football. They could have three or four times the amount of foreigners and at the same time have better leagues and better national teams. China could absolutely destroy football in Europe over the next 30 years if they wanted to.

>Is it true that Asians are tighter?
No, it's true that whites have big dicks.

Xi loves football and wants china to win a world cup until 2050. He wants a certain amount of foreign stars to increase public interest, but the endgame is making the chink league strong with young chink talents. There's a lot o gov programs to get kids into football going on.