For me, it's Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Seething

I legitimately am 100% sure there will never be anybody like Zlatan ever again. I can't tell if he's so emotionally driven he performs like a superhuman because of how passionate he is, or he is so emotionless, robotic, and tactical that when he decides to do something, he just does it. I haven't followed him much since he came to the MlelS, but I watched his Galaxy game last week, and before the game he said he IS going to score three goals, then he went off and got a hat trick.

No satire or irony here, I am just in the belief that Zlatan the Lion is an otherworldly talent.

I'm not really that mad, it's par for the course in >our meme league. He dabbed on >my team with two bullshit goals but I didn't complain because I didn't expect anything different.

I’m sorry, but as an American, I can’t stand this mans arrogance. Don’t get me wrong he’s a fantastic player but he needs to learn how to respect the opposition.

No one cares, chi

or maybe he just plays in a babby league?

Kind of a dick move to talk shit about mls as he does, not that he is wrong its true its a shitty league with shitty players, but still they paying you and if you are no longer playing in europe its for a reason, you almost pushing 40 in a retirement league because you dont have the level to compite over there anymore talking shit makes you look like a bitter has-been bitch Just shut the fuck up and rack up a few extra millions

Among the best autistic larpers on earth.

Expecting Zlatan to respect MLS is like wanting respect from a prostitute when you're paying for them.

To truly gain respect from a prozzie you have to slap them around a bit show them who’s boss

Haha. If he doesn't talk shit, it's not Ibra. He's been like that for years

I legit think he could still compete in premier league or seria a

>you almost pushing 40 in a retirement league because you dont have the level to compite over there anymore
...because he's old as fuck and went through a bad injury in his last season in Europe, not because he's shit.

Maybe slower less quality leagues like the farmers of France or bundes

He dosent need to give props to it, Just not badmouth it as he has, dont know Why people think thats "based" yeah its a shit league and you are playing there, what does that say about you weak ass knees oldman?

Yeah I guess so considering the MLS is worse than most of the literally who leagues

>Flexing on a league for being shitty
>Playing in such league

Cringe, im not against athletes talking shit when they can hold up what they are saying and when it actually makes sense

ORIGINAL BALKAN IT'S THE SWEDISH BAD MAN

youtube.com/watch?v=awcGtY5N7NY

I am pretty sure he still could perform in any league in europe.He has a supreme technique,goal instinct and is an extreme threat in the air.
The only thing that pushed him out of europe is that his knees exploded at United.
Also why shouldn't he trash talk the MLS and cucks like Vela,he legit on shat on every league he went too.Also there is no shame in not winning the CL,tons of legends haven't won it.
He legit can't get anymore based as 40year old with exploding knees trash talking and actually backing it up.He legit shit posts in real life and the newsreporters/mls opponents are the jannies that have to eat it.

His biggest problem is his size, he is probably top 5 most technically gifted players of all time. I remember when he played for Ajax and it was unbelievable someone with that size could be so agile and have that kind of ball control.

>Never won a Champions League
What a loser