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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 223 V. Bottas 184 M. Verstappen 136 S. Vettel 123 C. Leclerc 120
>WCC Standings Mercedes 407 Ferrari 243 Red Bull 191 McLaren 60 Renault 39
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium: 166 (168 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 91
>Hund status: As you can see ve are ze uberunterhunden, not only iz our home race but is also so heiß
>News GPDA: "Refuelling back pls" Merc: "We will decide on Bottas in August" SpainGP might stay in 2020, Germany and Mexico might be bye Stroll: "Car is good now" KMag: "NOTHING IS SOLVE" >Gasly Buemi's crash in Silverstone caused by tyre failure
Hey Kimi, look here >What is that? I don't understand, Alonso what? Wait, let me zoom in >What does it says? Museo? You are telling me he actually hs his own museum?
Ethan Martinez
I mean, maybe this time WDC will be already sorted by then so they could allow him to
Brody Baker
Just like Austria 2001, right?
Ethan Evans
Image only being allowed to win when the team doesn't have to cuck you anymore
Jason Lewis
Sorry for the crash guys i be in the top 6 for qualy and the race hopefully i can have some good battles with the Ferrari's
watch shrek shrek and donkey are a pretty dysfunctional couple
Ethan Perry
So MAYBE a very little rain in FP3 A little rain in Quali (how big 0.3mm rain is? any meteorology experts here?) track will probably be a little wet however the temp is high so it might dry fast. Might even have a half-dry track. That will be a challenge to the teams as to which tyres to choose.
Between 2.7mm decreasing to 1.2mm rain during the race, but the track will definitely be wet cos it will be raining all day. Lower temperatures also so it will not dry fast.
Race starts at ~2.5mm rain and ends at ~1mm rain. Again, if any meteorology experts are here, how much is this and how this compares to other rain races? give me some example.
.3mm is a minimal drizzle, all that does is cool the track down a bit
Lincoln Walker
Gasly confirmed autist
Chase Harris
Imagine having to wear that dumb sponsor hat all the fucking time
Chase Cooper
>FP meaning anything
Jaxson Martinez
If merc and Ferrari are this close this could be a great qualy and race 2bh Depth of rain doesn't really matter it's the duration it comes down in, especially for such small amounts of rain. 2.5mm over an hour wont wet the track but will take heat out of it, 2.5mm in a min will cause issues, there will be standing water and maybe require intermediates for a couple of laps if there isn't a dry line immediately, it would drop the temp of the tyres and track a lot. 2.5mm I a min wou be similar to what happened here a year 2 ago when it rained on just one corner of the track
Jacob Peterson
That's nothing they will run soft tires.
Joshua White
Are they legitimately stuck in a lift, or is this just them kidding around?
ofc it matters every single session is a battle all the drivers in F1 are elite and highly competitive being slower than your teammate is never acceptable
Landon Myers
I wonder who his replacement will be. Toto will let bottas go in favor of orcon. Bottas to Haas? RB need to sign upperclass talent. Fuck their Junior varsity team drivers.
His car uses the new AMD Radeon RX 5700. Hence the wordplay
Kayden Bennett
>not even the XT Silly AMD, spend more on marketing already.
Ian Clark
Air humidity expressed in % is relative to temperature. 85% relative air humidity if it's 23°C (as predicted for Sunday's race) is acceptable, you don't feel like suffocating. To give you a comparison, in term of moisture in the air: 85% @23°C is equivalent to 45% @34°C. The lower the temperature, the less moisture there will be in the air and at 23°C, even with 95% humidity you still would be perfectly fine.
Well hopefully it rains very hard, Hamilton crashes into a wall crushing both legs, and never be able to walk again.
Colton Moore
>a bit wet THESE CONDITIONS NEED A SAFETY CAR MARTIN AND THAT'S A RED FLAG MARTIN AND LEWIS HAMILTON WINS GERMAN GP AFTER LENGTHY RED FLAG MARTIN WHAT A MAGISTERIAL DRIVE FROM THIS IMPERIOUS MAN MOUNTAIN MARTIN
Andrew Robinson
Business idea: instead of a safety car, have an unsafety car, going around the track spaying water, blinding drivers with mirrors and playing distracting music
Lmao, imagine cucking yourself out of the greatest cinematic experience of the last 5 years because >strong womyn
Austin Fisher
Poor Stanashit still a bit sore.
Bit like sore in his arse. Haha. Lads.
Jordan Cruz
Compared to other more mainstream movies with female leads Fury road wasnt bad in that way 2bh. My complaints are that he isn't Max, should have been called something like "Deadly Dave (or whatever the fuck they want to call the reboot) : Fury Road" with a subtitle that says something like "from that world that brought you Mad Max" The MC isn't Max and doesn't act like him, it would be like if the main character called James Bond in a bond movie wasnt an alcoholic womanizer.
I know its not bad, thats my point. As for max, its a reboot, hes not gonna be exactly the same. Hes spent a bit too long in the wasteland in this one... Dunno i rate it.
Adrian Ramirez
But you can't have a (You) if the post doesn't exist in the site anymore la
>quick rundown -Ricciardo bow to Renault -In contact with Mild Seven -Possess no winning-like abilities -Control local pitstop with an iron but fair fist -don't own real engines & wins globally -Direct descendants of the ancient turbo engines blood line -Will bankroll the first F1.5 in the future (Renault will be gods in that) -Wish they would own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth to make them win another title -probably will never win another WCC -said to have 15+ IQ, such intelligence on F1 has only existed in Hamilton & Maldonado -Ancient Red Bull scriptures tell of Renault Engines who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and wins again -They own Spermbanks around the world -You likely have Renault sperm inside you right now -Renault boys are in regular communication with the administration and alpha as fuck Lotus refugees -They didn't learn to recover energy yet -Briattore and liberty media must send help
reminder that toto is giving fake hopes to ocon saying that buttass is not safe for the next season, I bet hes only doing it because ocon cant just shut the fuck up
Levi Wilson
>Try to follow the mindset of some anons on 4 chan. Wew
Jaxon Reed
If icon was as good as Toto claims, Perez wouldn't have his seat. Toto just shopping icon around. Toto will keep bottas for another year. Wouldn't make any sense to replace bottas with ocon. Ocon ain't done shit. Toto is eyeing max for 21 I think.
Jace Turner
Dubs and I get YOU pregnant
Carson Watson
Oh god what have I done
Jaxson Anderson
only time an /f1/ poster would become a father/mother
>Toto is eyeing max for 21 yeah thats what the guys I was watching said >according to merc info they want max as for perez, ocon always said that checo had the advantage because of his sponsor's money claiming only rich kids have a chance nowadays and blabla, you know playing the victim role
That's what I hate about f1. Only one or at best two top teams. Lot of drivers get stuck in middle of road teams and never get chance to prove their talent. And if they switch teams it doesn't matter. Look at ricc. He actually went backwards. Max exposed him.
>they want rain in quali you guys enjoy birdspotting, right?
Cooper Reed
mwl with a chance of ebin
Jason Martin
>not replying to me with that wtf dude
Elijah Watson
Unironically yes, a nice comfy stream with occasional F1 going around
Isaiah Cruz
Dubs and you give that aussie your ballerina aids
Jayden Thomas
Staplerfahrer Klaus
Kayden Reyes
based
Nicholas Diaz
When you somehow make Kimi look young
Nathan Jackson
It's prozzie Aussie. They would be equally infected already.
Jacob Ross
It's because he is smol
John Carter
>“We found some damage while rebuilding Robert’s car overnight which was not repairable at the track,” a Williams representative said. “We decided to change to the spare chassis for the rest of the weekend.”
no crash in last 6 grand prix weekends, but somehow his chassis has been found damaged. really makes you think how "identical" cars williams have heh
Noah Scott
>Williams favouring a B*itoid Say it ain't so.
Isaac Price
SGUDERIA LELRARI XDXDXD
Carson Miller
More like they spammed upgrades without testing integrity, resulting in low stability in parts and increasing risk of damage. You cant just strap on rockets to increase speed and think that will last whole race
And KB got upgrades first for P1 so polish seasonal niggers would finally shut the fuck up for a moment instead of crying about muh cripple being opressed under every single communicate from Williams
>FIA will formally request lower deg tyres for 2020 >All the tyre test held were focusing on other aspects (wider range, less overheating) >Only one test session left >At Paul Ricard in mid-September I'll let you guess which team will be in it
Thomas Watson
Toro Rosso?
Nolan Diaz
Mercedes? WTF! As if mb need advantage.
Gavin Green
probably rust or some shit
Cooper Jenkins
Kielbasa
Lucas Hill
>FIA will formally request lower deg tyres for 2020 Zandvoort is looking better and better every second
not hating on merc here, but am i the only one that thinks merc livery is the worst looking livery on the grid, holy fuck its ugly, silver arrows my ass
Evan Barnes
Any ace streams for prac 3?
Isaac Roberts
MUG GLOVES
Jace Jackson
>muh gloves reeeeee
Jacob Jackson
>whores can go to f1 gp free of charges >i still have to pay to just watch it on tv
any stream with french, italian, german commentators, croft and co are such a cancer
Jacob Lopez
What the fuck is wrong with the cameramen today?
Wyatt Adams
become a whore?
Julian Johnson
Fuck AMX and fuck the colgate german swamp for killing exhentai. I hope VER does a LeMans 55 on sunday
Ian Smith
i think all white with black sponsors logos would have been nice, or all silver with none of the black and teal, but the videos that the f1 team posted made it sound like they wanted to do the bare minimum possible to be able to peel it off for next weekend’s race.
David Gomez
“In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness. In the typical French toilet, on the contrary, the hole is at the back, i.e. shit is supposed to disappear as quickly as possible. Finally, the American (Anglo-Saxon) toilet presents a synthesis, a mediation between these opposites: the toilet basin is full of water, so that the shit floats in it, visible, but not to be inspected. [...] It is clear that none of these versions can be accounted for in purely utilitarian terms: each involves a certain ideological perception of how the subject should relate to excrement. Hegel was among the first to see in the geographical triad of Germany, France and England an expression of three different existential attitudes: reflective thoroughness (German), revolutionary hastiness (French), utilitarian pragmatism (English). [...] It is easy for an academic at a round table to claim that we live in a post-ideological universe, but the moment he visits the lavatory after the heated discussion, he is again knee-deep in ideology.”
Jack Plooij is a fucking retard. Musing about whether Williams found a crack in Russel's car too, and if they'd be able to build up a new chassis for him in the one hour remaining before quali.
he's so stupid it hurts
Isaiah Rogers
Daily reminder Americans will never get F1
Josiah Smith
Would make good source data for the Argie that measured Lewis' penis.
Winkelman does FP1 and FP2, Plooij does FP3. It’s been that way since the start of this season. I don’t know why though, the former is infinitely better
Xavier Jones
it is all dry :[
Luke Cruz
Oh also I loved how he just said: “he did that on purpose of course” when Max locked up under braking and ran wide. How could that possibly be the case?
I don't want to bite on the "Mercedes are totally struggling" since I thought Ferrari were going to to well in Silverstone.
I have this feeling that it will start to drizzle and Mercedes will get pole and get another 1-2 in the race even though Ferrari have been dominant in the weekend this far.
Literally every single race, Crofty and Brundle mock people for saying that Mercedes is sandbagging, only for them to pull out magic pace in Q1.
Ayden Williams
They just said half an hour ago that "Mercedes can always bring something extra to quali" why lie?
Christopher Myers
merc is behind on straights merc has engine modes put 2 and 2 together
Cameron Thompson
>redhead-qt-marshall on RTL HNNNNGGG
Landon Diaz
just look at all those toothpastes look at how happy they are god i fucking hate dutch
Bentley Wright
Never knew, I usually just put on FPs as background noise. I did know Plooi is a retard, though
Isaiah Sanders
Merc is running a Rain Setup. Change my mind
Josiah Bell
gib stream pls my dad is watching the tour on the tv
Wyatt Davis
Toto "From challenger into race winner" Wolff Toto "Turning opportunities into victory parades" Wolff Toto "The bookmakers horror" Wolff Toto "Never front runner, always race winner" Wolff
Daniel Myers
Post pics or it didn't happen.
Elijah Gray
move out
Leo Price
>licks earpiece
Ayden Martinez
just launch another buk
Tyler Wood
Gimi already said no one has rain setups anymore
Aaron Jenkins
wasn't fast enough, sorry. have 6'-5'11"-5'10"-comparison instead
>Ferrari will top Q1 & Q2 >Hamilton will snatch pole and say on the radio “I have no idea where that came from guys” and Toto will say that they miraculously turned around a half second deficit
>Netflix dedicates an entire episode to the Hockenheim miracle
Jaxon Powell
>Not rain >Mercedes 1-2 anyways Why should have hopes on Raree?
Tyler Green
Yeah, but Ferrari just has lower drag overall. It's why if Ferrari gets ahead or starts ahead, Mercedes can't race them.
It's similar to McLaren vs Red Bull in the 2010-2012; Red Bull were 10-15km/h slower on the straights but were faster overall and usually qualified better.
Logan Harris
Based Stroll
Jordan Thomas
And the negro will play his drama queen scene again.
merc livery looks like it drove through a seagull shit storm
Bentley Martinez
idk why people reminisce about old hockenheim that much it wasn't that good straights and chicanes aren't interesting and just blow the engines it was a good track but it wasn't god tier
Joseph Bailey
>FERRARI ENDING THIS MAN'S WHOLE CAREER! LOVING EVERY MINUTE
Adam Sanders
for fuck's sake for fuck's sake honestly, what the fuck has this man done wrong for this all to happen
