/hoc/

so who is gonna be a big name for years to come?

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byram

I was gonna say Cameron York but then I saw he was drafted by Philadelphia.

focus on the get lads
dont let the jannies win by distracting us from what is important

3 time stanley cup winner, hockey hofer, and vegas golden knights legend peyton "krabby patty" krebs

That's what I was in the middle of posting in the last thread when the jannies deleted it.
Something nefarious is going on here.

FOR FREE
O
R

F
R
E
E

the get should btfo cric, we havent done that in a while

What went wrong?

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y'all having a good time out there

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nothing, they destroyed the reddit knights

i feel like a lot of those usntdp prospects are going to end up underachieving in the nhl because they were basically an allstar team steamrolling less talented teams.

>most memorable moment in franchise history is a bad call
>shorks

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Based on names alone;
Phil Tomasino
Thomas Harley
John Beecher

yeah, they just don't translate well into the nhl

>beecher
>NHL memorable
hes a bust jim

never forgetti

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*dabs

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look at this boy go

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checkem

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*ahem*
/hoc/ rulez /cric/ droolz

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reminder to love your fellow /hoc/ poster

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*dabs*

/hoc/ runs /cr*c/

/hoc/ runs /cric/

Finland

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You are all failures.

who got it?

FUCKING WASTED

>the power of anime

You tried your best and that's what counts.

oh wow a forced meme got the get....

YIKES!!!

Oh well guys there's always next time

NONON THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING BROS THEY'RE ONE STEP AHEAD EVERY TIME
HOW DO WE STOP THEM

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>rags ruining their rebuild by drafting Krappo a huge Kakko on a Stikko
way to fuck up the twilight of Henke's career you mongs

The jannies, known /mlb/ faggots, disrupted us. If they hadn't deleted our thread we would have had it. Clearly we need to ally with /cric/ to take out /mlb/.

/hoc/ excels
/cric/ smells

So now you know. If you ever don't like a thread just start talking about sex and it'll get pruned.

who cares its a shit GET, move along

>2019 THG Jersey Countdown (280-261)
>(280-261)
>left parenthesis two-hundred and eighty - two-hundred and sixty-one right parenthesis

kaapo ofcourse best on that list. hughes probably biggest bust considering all the hype he gets

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Hughes will be plagued by injuries

this :D

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It was deleted because of the mandrama op pic

He will also be plagued by Kaapo

Why does Hughes upset the finns so much?

>
hughes probably is gonna dab on that bull with a hat trick

No big loss, I've had better posts.

I'm just so happy right now. Someone post about how much they hate their life so I can totally not relate to it.

Just had sex with the poster above me's mom
shit was so cash

A..

its fun to make fun of 12 year old looking overhyped bust

She's in Montreal right now. How did you manage that?

aaaaa...

put my penis in her vagina

so how have you helped to make the world a better place today?

I agree but we're talking about Hughes not Bulju

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

I thought you'd say "That's what you think". Disappointed.

.....aaaaachooooo!!

What norge, what do you want?

kakko and pooes need to fight in their first game

Just like your mom.
boom

bless you

*sniff* *sniff*

*sips*

sip this
*unzips trousers

best defenseman class desu

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Sometimes I falseflag as aa dutch person

Your friendship and devotion (also a green card).
Thank you.
*sips*

This thread is not as based and holypilled as the hogan one

ha ha same

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We can get married if you want

Absolutely. Is there a catch? You don't live in California do you?

geting a bit too gay in here desu

/mlb/ here
just dropping some stinky doggie doos in this thread lmao

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the fuck is this

A special kind of autism

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Do you guys go into other generals and say "This is /hoc/"? I certainly hope not.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93331933/#93333333
oh well try again next time /hoc/

>going to other generals
>EVER
shiggles

Cam York

m-maybe /hoc/ can get a dubs? it seems like /hoc/ just isn't good enough for 7 repeating digits, not like those /mlb/ guys..........sigh............it's not fair

I only ever post in or read /hoc/ threads, that's why I'm asking.

ugh.........why does it smell so bad in this thread..........gah............

>boreball faggots begging for us to notice them
god damn this is pathetic

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i guess some people do, like when binland got drunk and went rogue in /mlb/.
but going to other generals implies i give a shit about them, which i don't

imagine thinking the height of comedy is talking like a baby

oWo

I only go in /mllb/ to discuss the sport. I just filter the babytalk and the """"banter""""

that was me, ama

owo

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eternal royals guy made /hoc/ seeth lol

any big plans for the weekend?

this
now this is comedy

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you broskis are watching disc golf pro tour, right?
youtube.com/watch?v=i8iTDEPQnAA

dont be lamers

nah its too hot to do anything other than sitting in a chair while suffering

Haven't seen any Royals fans in a while, actually.

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get some new webms

I need anons to help me. I wish I could make some anyway
Based victoria royals

Imagine being lower latitude than Ireland

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Moroccan Golden Knights when?

the guy at the dude weed store keeps fucking up my change. I'm starting to think he works stoned, but even still - what kind of tiny brained idiot can't do math good enough to count. The bullshit we have to deal with in this country... unbelievable

Texas confirmed niggers.

The people at my weed store have a tip jar as if they deserve a tip for selling weed.

>egyptian panthers

Northern Turkey here

I live in Prague apparently.

>I need anons to help me. I wish I could make some anyway

You don't even have to download a single program. Just google some shit.
>find a site that lets you download videos from youtube, there are plenty to choose from
>download the video
>cut out the clip that you want with a video editor (basically every computer has one)
>find a site that converts video files into webms (some of these sites will let you cut out clips before making the webm, skipping step 3)

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same

for me, it's tornio IHC

If every post was a get you guys would be posting every five seconds.

I'm technically in Greece, so we'll be murdering each other shortly.

say huomenta to grease for me

>Ristolainen about to be traded

Fucking finally

I don't say huomenta to filthy gr**ks.

that's what you said last thread

Now that the dust has settled, was it based?

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Haven't browsed hoc since July 1st, wasn't me dawg

What happened here?
Did he honestly forget what team he was on?

Implying I would ever trust a fin to tell the truth

youtube.com/watch?v=9U3hhIyfP3E

Nice Laine dubs.

Scheifele's a bit of a nigger here.

I would never do something embarrassing like posting the same thing in consequent threads on hoc.

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this is it

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Everybody drafted this year is a bust Imo aside from maybe cozens, dach, krebs
Especially Jack Hughes aka Jack Jews aka jack poos aka jack lose aka jack snooze aka jack off aka Hack hughes aka /cric/ hughes. A man of many aliases, and all of them are BUSTS

Scheifele low key has a bit of a temper.

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keep your head up kids

Canes? More like Faggots imo

not sure how you made that connection

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Canes? More like Mobility Scooters lmao

2peat is on the menu boys

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Frankfurt?

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Canes? More like Bane?

jack shit

Close enough.

How many more days til hackey lads

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>jets won another Stanley Cup today in my mind
C'est la vie

Very based post

the best jack in hockey is Jack the ripper Eichel but his bones are made of glass and he keeps getting injured so maybe jack the jew will surpass him in the future

>rags

youtube.com/watch?v=jz92AWcjN5M

Seems like everyone is a knights fan now.

I can't explain how exactly the jets won the Stanley Cup in late July. But imagine nice smells and a funny yet physically dominating prank

jets will never win in your lifetime

This is Sam's world, we're all just living in it.

so true

I can't tell who this is

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Thinking about pekka

youtu.be/WysOKigVZXc

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hope those murderous incels are on their way to pop sam next

what is this shit pekka

>The Jokela school shooting occurred on 7 November 2007, at Jokela High School in Jokela, a town in the municipality of Tuusula, Finland. The gunman, 18-year-old student Pekka-Eric Auvinen, entered the school on that morning armed with a semi-automatic pistol. He killed eight people and wounded one person in the toe before shooting himself in the head; twelve others were also injured by flying shattered glass or sprained ankles.[4] Auvinen died later that evening in a Helsinki hospital.

I lived in the neighbouring town when it happened

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Here's something that should appeal to both Taylor Swift and Kam McLeod.

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Will you please shut the fuck up about my future wife and mother of my children

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cthulhu stuff is like catnip for people with fucking awful taste

okay guys, this is big:
this is the thread

business idea: Seattle's NHL team should be written in all caps like the Ottawa REDBLACKS

Aren't you a knights fan?

Thinking about falseflagging as a fan of a certain team next year and getting you all to start hating them just like I did for the hurricanes this year.

sounds fun, what team?

Do the Jets.

It had to be carefully selected, a team that you don't really consider too often that isn't too popular, american obviously, preferably sunbelt, and just on the cusp of being kind of good.
I'm thinking stars

If you were that good you could do any team.

Panthers could be a good choice desu

Too many people meme the panthers here already. It needs to be a lesser represented franchise, preferably good but not that good since nobody cares about the shit teams like arizona and everyone already expects the good teams to shitpost.
Just trying to maximize my return, that's all.

When I was a kid I used to wish I was jonathan taylor thomas

MAN DO THE DALLAS STARS REALLY SUCK I HOPE NOBODY TRIES TO WHITE KNIGHT THEM RIGHT NOW

Well it's obviously not going to be the stars, they were just one team that fits my criteria. It's going to have to be kept under wraps until next season so look out.

If you choose the Preds make sure to post a lot of pictures of Taylor Swift.

consider it noted

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I was actually just thinking about that the other day. I was sitting in the middle of the road smoking a bowl and wondered how fucking weird it would be to invite those guys in for a beer

MY BODY TELLS ME NOOOOOO
BUT I WONT QUIT
CUZ I WANT MORE
YE I WANT MORE

Taylor Swift recorded "The Archer" in two hours. I've been on /hoc/ today for over six and have accomplished nothing.

both these jacks are jewish

Except gaining the love and respect of the /hoc/ community. So, yeah, basically nothing.

Not confirmed

I was going to say this exact thing but then figured it was too cringe and erased it

youre only the fake randy

I'm not even the fake randy, I lied about the whole thing.

mommy feet when?

>69 minutes til Bombies game

I was waiting for them to deliver my meds for five of those hours, so I kind of have an excuse.

>staying in on a friday night to watch a canadian football game with the boys on /hoc/
N-not like I had other plans d-desu

We've been waiting for months.
I don't think we're ever going to get them.

Shame that the only guys who delivered on their bets were the gay, frat-tier ones.

when one of us travel to the alternate timeline where that guy didn't dodge his wager

HOW MANY MORE DAYS

Maybe you should call it quits while you're on top. You'll never be able to top Randy.

based

Nobody even knows who I am and yet I've made more people seethe than ed, randy, and bracketcuck combined

Eleven weeks until the Checkers' home opener.

bold claim

He's Ray.

my money's on Pete / one of the Sharks faggots

Seems this Ray bows only to Sam himself.

It's the guy that NEVER LICKED THE BENCH

Imagine being incapable of being a good poster so you "pretend" to be a bad poster then brag about it.

I gotta be honest. I used to get cheesed when people would give me Go Away heat. But after reflection, if they're getting worked that hard just because I'm a fan of the future 4peat Winnipeg Jets, that's BASED

shitposting is a art

trolling is a art

wrong, i'm a fan of ice and onion rings

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eichel is a celtic name, thats why his hair is curly

an*

Making people seethe with hard hockey truths is good posting
Making people seethe for le ebin trollz XD is bad posting

problem, officer?

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A scoundrel of the lowest order.

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an what?

TIGER CATS WILL WIN

TIGER STYLE

an updog

>eichel is a celtic name
It's German, you retard.
Doesn't mean that most of his family couldn't still be Celtic, but the last name is definitely German.

Randy was the latter though.

what an updog?

thinking about taking one for the team and posting my work mommy's feet

>he still thinks that there is or ever was a "Randy"
ghastly

>TIGER CATS
>TIGGER CATS
>________ CATS

smells a lot like onions in here tbqhwyf
check em

the highest form of comedic trolling, similar to the terrible disease known as ligma

TIGGGER CATS

*a updog

do it lad, we'll press F when you're b&

>ghastly
haunter

I honestly don't think you have the brain cells to pull something like that off if you couldn't understand the gist of my post.

epic troll

for me it's the three headed bird

PIKA PIKAAAAA

hahahahahaha gotcha!

Leaving the office now

nigger cats

why are you talking about the nashville predators

Wold you guys mind if I live post another game of chel tonight?

google says ur wrong

HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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yes, stop being a faggot.

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

I don't mean to be rude but you're definitely underage or failing that have a developmental disorder.

tfw no gf to lay the smoochdown on

yeah I do mind, I'll hack you if you do it again

It's hockey related content which is more than I can say for sitting around shooting the breeze about CFL or calling things "nigger". Which I'm not exactly opposed to. But still. Hockey

Hack this
*I get personal trainer certification so I can make your sister workout then fall iin love with me so I can suck the sweat out of her panties after the gym*

I agree that the CFL posting needs to stop, it's quit pathetic. But at least post videos of your game otherwise no one gives a shit about your faggot shit.

"hockey" related "content"

who are you replying to?

can /hoc/ triforce?

stop saying the n word please

>Thinks for 15 minutes, can't think of a comeback

W-Who are y-you replying to?

no

/hoc/ - home of CFL

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god damn he's seething
and I don't think he even knows what he's seething about

More like /hoc/ - home of cringe

Do not! I reapet do NOT Google search "H. P. Lovecraft's cat"

Nigger

▲
▲ ▲

who is more likely to be a secret poster on /hoc/?
>bulju
>fortnite laine
>kaka kakka
>kotka

Some people are just attracted to other men. They shouldn't be posting on /hoc/ though.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=178&v=x7zEBAo7iDM

Pulju is literally the one spamming himself all god damn day

you should leave then

i fugging knew it

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Good one.

ikr

You know someone lacks mental capacity when all they post is memes.

If I receive even one single (you) then I will post it

refined gentlemen only use the tibetan basket weaving forum for serious discussions

I just want to feel a rock hard cock in my mouth, and then stare right at it while it explodes with jizz all over my face. is that so wrong?

There's humour outside of parroting the same things over and over.

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>rags

Playing NHL is more hockey related than posting your faggot fucking reddit smiley guy in le epic retro jerseys

the only good meme is a /hoc/ meme

Spike next Friday?

nobody answer him

tonight la

>rags

>rags

Reported a secretary today for coming into work stoned after their break lads
I ain’t got time for that tomfoolery. Can’t wait 2 hours to get high, get the fuck to the unemployment line

We have been looking to fire her for like half a year too, felt good to put the second to last nail in her coffin

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...

Can't. Bomber game

based randall

HR put out a memo today reminding people at work not to drink or smoke weed during company hours, because apparently some employees have been smoking weed by the dumpster out back, and some building tenants complained of the smell.

bunch of str8 edge pussies up in here

loading up some dude into the bong rn

Had to explain to some busy bodies that my eyes aren't red because I come to work high, it's because I usually only get 5 hours of sleep and go to bed crossed

Any hockey news today lads?

let's get faded lads

no, its still for every one.

I literally put 0.2 grams weed at the tip of my cigarettes and it gives me a buzz for a couple of hours, i smoke it right in the smoking pit at work an noone says shit.

Then why did you reek of pot for an hour after your 15 minute break, which coincidentally was the day your boss was out of the office

hockey

everyone knows

i'm actually stoned rn tbqh

Well it's not me getting reprimanded because retards smoke huge joints out back and get photos taken of them and sent to the company.

That's news to me. I thought it was for 5/5s. White, Male, North of the Mason-Dixon, Catholic, straight (or exclusively top)

>erik haula seen at sj airport today.
will dealin doug sign him for 1x1 as well?

fuck my face

retard

imagine still believing in some sky fairy lmao

If you like fucking male ass you need to leave.

I just like sniffing it while i suck balls

The Seattle team got it's first Zamboni.

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youtube.com/watch?v=s36eQwgPNSE

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>maybe he know the way to Funky town

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the red doesn't look as gay there

hehe..

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Based

based satan

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you

I'm doing cocaine and a nice cohiba

youtube.com/watch?v=UfZWp-hGCdA

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HAIL STAN

new thread

you're about 16 years too late lad
youtube.com/watch?v=pGFM4TKgEpU

where's the rest of the CFL helmets? =D

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who here /io shirai/

whos the biggest gangster in the NHL

how many old people fall for the junk email of some bot asking them for sex?

dang Ricky better not lose that dang number

>scamming old people
based but also sad

steely dan sucks

do you know how many robots i've fucked?

>yinzers are god's chosen race

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>LOL DON'T ASK
>Shoots up the crowd 10 minutes later

Would not let that fucker in the building

me

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I've smashed worse looking pussys

>

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/hoc/ always has and always will be a Hana Kimura general

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press F to pay respects

she can kimura my dick if you drift what i am currently catching

>roast beef
>japanese thots

don't make me do it

io > hana

you won't do anything you fucking pussy

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whatever you're planning, please do

>dreaming of Kakko hitting 40 goals in his rookie season

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FUCK OFF, RAY

imagine the stench

she's gonna melt if she walks past a fire

two in a row... they can't keep getting away with it bros

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Clean it up janny

/mlb/ bronies not allowed

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you're first on the b& list

Not if Kakko melts her heart first

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it was supposed to be ours bros this isn't fair

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meta

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get over it, don't be like a russian player

>hes still going

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wtf aside from the cold open i never watched letterkenny, it's actually fucking based kek

It gets old, quick.

is kippers even alive anymore?

it's cozens, dumbfucks

legends never die

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well, S1E1 was pretty good kek, thanks for the heads up though

He's a mod. Has been for years. But maybe he finally finished his studies and went back to China.

why are you so interested in simon holmström, lawrence from long island?

Hey if you like it you like it, by all means don't stop watching on account of my opinion.

what's it to you, ooga booga from somalia?

dude looks good and I think he can be a #1 winger alongside barzal.

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fair point but i have to ask:
why the long face?

Got two and a half chapters into my book last night, only to find out today that there's actually another book between it and the last one.
Had to run out to the library today on the other side of town just to get a copy of the right book.

Gonna turn in early and just read in bed until I fall asleep. Good night, /hoc/.

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...

books are fucking gay dude

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You're gay, you fucking faggot.
Nobody likes you here.

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YOU SHUT UP

i wanna find out what series he's reading

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he's reading a printed out compilation of /hoc/ threads from the archive

It's Dune you absolute winterfag

>Tiger
>Tiger, Tiger

BIRDIE

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The sooner I finish, the sooner I can tell people without worrying that they're going to spoil it, because of course they will.

I don't know how many times I can tell you that it's not fucking Dune.

>being a Summerfaggot

Lord, brace me..

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that's not very nice (nor is it lbtq friendly)

okay sorry for trying to speak for you. but honestly, why do you care? do you think your taste in literatture coincides with his?

>(nor is it lbtq friendly)

andrew_shaw.jpg

>reading
didn't realize what a bunch of fuckin nerds you all are

i eat ass

Well, I am reading Dune, I mentioned it the other day. But the other lad has been talking about his series from before I posted that.

Bullshit. No one actually reads Dune.

>why do you care?
Why do you need to know? Are you my supervisor?
Are you the lord high potentate of /hoc/, and if so, Proof!!

>other wise, eat your own ass

haven't made them yet

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holy shit dude, your posts are even lower quality than mine, and that's saying something

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Nothing is lower than a Swede.

Nothing.

He's reading John Ghrisham novels

He's reading Dragon Ball

Just got the email. Should I answer the call?

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Bizzare response, but I'm reading it mate.

Like he said, no one.

BOOM
GOT 'EM

how will user ever recover

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he thinkin bout ending it all

Rape and dick penis

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reading is an intelligent thing to do :^)

I don't even like the Ducks but is this 1 of the best bromances in sports ever?

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The best vape cart I’ve ever tasted
Super sour apple from the Amsterdam company

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>they did it again

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>vaping
Get out of my hoc

*blows jaw into smithereens*

Sure. Selanee even has a kid that is a dead ringer for Paul.

Shame it didn't work out in Colorado.

>Selanee even has a kid that is a dead ringer for Paul
oh no no no no

There is a legit picture out there to backup the implication but i'm too drunk and have to go flip the burgers on the barbie

I just finished writing the Dutch wiki pages for both of them, and I feel ashamed neither of them had one. Hockey is such a joke here man. Not even all recent Rocket Richard winners have a Dutch wiki page.

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English is the only language that matters.

you sound like a Laffs fan

>Winnaar
Dutch is an adorable meme language.

>

do you watch BeNe league games?

I always think of Winnipeg as "North Portland", but I hope someday they'll be, "South Winnipeg". Feels like I can't go a week without meeting more trans folks. So many other 2SLGBTQIA folks here too. Also proudly anti-fascist here on treaty 1 land.

I even had a season ticket for Amsterdam but it's impossible to stay true to any team in the Dutch league since half the teams go bankrupt pretty much every season. Since I started supporting Amsterdam 10 years ago or so, they changed names from Amstel Tigers - Amsterdam Tigers - Amsterdam G's, Amsterdam Capitals back to Amsterdam Tigers again. Club colors changed from orange and black to grey and black, to black and white, back to orange and black. Nail in the coffin is a Amstel Tigers scarf I bought that has a typo in the word "ice hockey". It's as amateur as it gets without Tilburg in it.

>page 4
C'mon hawk

Hockey?

bras are measured in cups because they have milk in them

no hockey

Tell that to all the hockey players with Dutch names, like Niedermeyer, Staal, van Riemsdyk and Nieuwendyk. Did you know Miracle on Ice had a Dutch linesman?

based toothpaste getting defensive over nothing

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fuck the dutch

That's not defensive mate. Our league is shit, our players are shit, national interest is shit. Fuck this speed skating country.

Shut up toothpaste

i like dutch people, but only hot girls in the 20-35 range

could you beat this man in a fight?

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i'd clap his cheeks like a kebab

sorry, taking too much time fixing the word hokey on our scarves.

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I unironically like the logo but I'm not giving him a (You) until someone explains the fucking obsessions euros have with scarves

The Dutch seem pretty chill. I always wonder why they didn't just take over Belgium.

to protect their soft throats that are soft and irritated from deep throating bbc

they're too DUDE'd up to start anything of that scale, only ride bikes

Thinking about saying the N word at work

the dutch dude in /cric/ is unironically their worst poster

why would you say Niddlydiddly at work?

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Sounds like that would explain the tea as well. How will /cric/ ever recover?

You wave a towel during the whiteout, we wave scarves at every game, be it football or hockey. It's the European version of a #1 foam finger. It's everywhere, even non-sports related. Also, the center design is 10x better than the misspelled edges.

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I don't give a fuck about CFL anymore. REAL football training camp started this week. I'm a bomber fan 6 weeks a year. August to November its just an excuse to drink

>August to November its just an excuse to drink
>needing an excuse

go raiders

I thought it was our year bro but bombers got exposed biig time tonight. Oof.

Stop talking to me scarf faggot. /hoc/s a North America + Asia (Finland, Russia) general. Euros keep scrolling

>Asia (Finland, Russia)
kek

confirmed Laff

Sammy salty his bombies got BTFO

shitty sams friday night ruined lmao

The Seattle ______

silver surfers

Tentacles

>be winnipeg sports team
>lose

>be American
>get shot

>XD I made le funne /int/ meme

/cric/

>xD got shot

>be Dutch
>crash your economy over a fucking flower

/hoc/ excells
/cric/ smells

FREEEDOM ISN’T frEE.. IT COSTS FOLKS LIKE YOOOU ‘N ME

>crash your nation over a fucking retarded orange moron

Haven't been in /hoc/ since yesterday, what did I miss?

lad take it to /int/ or /pol/

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Absolutely nothing. Not even cfl games was on. Some retarded faggot european is here because he's a mentally ill homosexual and thinks coming to a thread for ice based sports will help him out in his 24 degree Celsius heatwave

t. Laffs homo

Love you babe

Homosexuals arguing, BBC, something about Winnipeg, the Dutch. Just nothing... you missed nothing.

shave my testicles, peasant

prepping it, cuck?

Who are you quoting

As a canes fan, I am disappointed by the lack of cane support itt.
We are literally a playoff team that has improved. We will walk into the final this year but keep on doubting us. It motivates us to dominate.

Thinking of hitting the liquor store in the AM and sitting on the deck and drinking Henny and chiefing loud all day

>We will *walk* into the final
What's a goon to a goblin

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on some faggot bullshit, call em dennis rodman

I wish to die

>listening to nigger music ever
Nope.jpg

How about you faggots stfu and admit that the canes are looking good now.

Life's good.

Based Joe Walsh poster

Big Rod Pod(kolzin)

WE CAN'T STOP THEM BROS

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You wanna shut up? Both are meaningless GET's regardless

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Die in a fire weeb

Go back to /mlb/, false flagging faggot.

rather be a weeb than some fucking tard screaming that we didnt get a GET

after watching evangelion, i think i understand waifufags

Die in a fire weeb.

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They're laughing at us bros

You need to go back.

If you guys didn't post anime or cross dressers or fight with /cric/ these threads would have a shot at lasting a week at a time. I say a shot because the incompetent moderation team would be sure to delete it after 2 days only to be plagued by 6 more. Like a mentally defunct hydra.

500

I hate anime

New

I'd start a new thread but I don't have any hockey pictures saved that don't include Taylor Swift.

I would but I don't want to

Im not allowed to make threads still. Finland?

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