/mls/ feat. /cpl/+/nwsl/: Meme Week Edition

NEWS: the season marches inexorably on
OTHER NEWS: USL League 2 Playoffs

>Friday, July 26
NYC NeoNazis v KC Wizards 4:30 PM
>LAFFs v FAtlanta 7:00 PM (ESPN)

>Saturday July 27 (No National Broadcasts lmao)
Resv v OCSC
>New Jesey Pink Cows v Crew 4:30 PM
Chicago Fire v DC United 5:00 PM (The "Who Cares" Game of the Week)
>Sallad CF v Real Salt Lake 5:00 PM
James Harden's Houston Dynamo v Seattle Sounders FC 5:00 PM
>Minnesota United FC v Vancouver Whitecaps 5:00 PM
Limpact v DOOP 5:00 PM
>Toronto v Cincinnat I 5:00 PM
Quacks vs Rpaids 7:00 PM
>Poortland Tumblrs v LAGs 7:30 PM

Utah Royals vs NC Courage 7pm (ESPN News)

>Wednesday, July 31
MLS All-Stars vs Atletico Madrid 5:00 PM

[All Times Bestern]

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npsl.com/12613/
concacafchampionsleague.com/en/article/q-a-club-index-for-2018-scotiabank-concacaf-champions-league-draw
discord.gg/ywWUtp
twitter.com/i/events/1151954709520904192
nytimes.com/2019/04/18/sports/mls-expansion.amp.html
hd-streams.live/?channel=5
youtube.com/watch?v=RJOxBQU3tHk
uslchampionship.com/bethlehemsteelfc-hartfordathletic-1037339
theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/taylor-twellman-mls-academy
torontofc.ca/post/2019/07/31/eight-academy-players-make-canada-u-15-squad-concacaf-championship
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>Sunday, July 28
Seattle Reign vs Chicago Red Stars 1PM PST
Houston Dash vs New Jersey SBFC 8:30PM EST
(games on Yahoo.com)

>USL League Two Playoffs
Golden State Force vs Michigan Bucks Saturday, 4:30 PST
Reading United vs Tormenta II, 5:00 PST

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Previous Thread Full of Shit:

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All Star Game is on FS1, if you are Boomer enough to want to watch it

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I want to win the Leagues Cup. How can I do that?

Be a decent (i.e. non-Ohio based) team
Play your starters
Care

pay

lel

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No matter how hard you try to force this in every general, no one cares about dykeball

Cry more, incel

can they be stopped?

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Have sex, tranny. Actually, don't. No need to punish someone else.

y r u perturbed??

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whenever that Forge game is rescheduled is the day their world ends

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this

miami made its first two signings, both u20 argentine players

mlssoccer.com/post/2019/07/26/inter-miami-cf-announce-matias-pellegrini-clubs-first-signing

threadly reminder that they still don't have a permanent stadium deal, their temporary stadium which is 20 miles from Miami is already behind schedule so they will need a third stadium to host their opening weeks of the season, and they also don't have any agreement for that temporary temporary stadium but are looking as far away as Palm Beach

Is the sport growing over there ?
Is it because of the changing face of the country ?

>2040
>President Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
>MLS bigger than the NFL

The pyramid is growing bigger, yes.

And no commie America-hating libtard will ever win the presidency. The country's left are too weak and retarded and the right are more unified than ever in saying "Never again" to Obama 2.0.

also, the NPSL Semi-Finals are tomorrow:

ASC San Diego @ New York Cosmos
&
Miami FC vs Cleveland SC

no idea how to watch these games btw

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and NPSL Autumn Cup, currently called Members Cup (formerly Founders Cup) begins on August 10th

featuring Cosmos, Detroit City, Michigan Stars, Napa Valley, Milwaukee Torrent, and Chattanooga FC

odd tournament but hopefully it grows

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GAM,EDAY

>the right are more unified than ever in saying "Never again" to Obama 2.0
then why did they elect him immediately after obama?

>Is the sport growing over there ?
no, youth partipation rates have tabled off, women's league is being deliberately mismanaged and men's pyramid is being crushed by objectively corrupt and objectively monopoly SUM/MLS
>Is it because of the changing face of the country ?
no

>and men's pyramid is being crushed by objectively corrupt and objectively monopoly SUM/MLS

NISA WILL SAVE US

Not really

Please watch our league

>5 days from now

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Garber should take into account the pathetic excuse of an event that is the State Fair. a boring flatland city that is a flyover even for carneys and freaks

he should look at the ability of a city to host a great fair in his judgment and then would have to decide that either San Diego, Ventura, or Paso Robles should get a franchise

Obama was a centrist desu

>so boring you need a carnival
wewewew

>just like all those brain dead cuckservatives.

Ms-13 my shit

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>Trump rigging it to make it easier for Barron
more nepotism from the Cheeto-in-Chief

can someone please redpill me on the sum/mls?

LET'S
GO
YAAANGGGGGGKEEEEEEEES

it will be replaced by NISA

It's time for a winning streak.

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MLS was the league US Soccer Fed was forced to create to get WC, after long and acrimonious debate about creating Pyramid or Baseball-style monopoly

MLS struggled and in 1999 was taken over by Don Garber, who's campaign idea to the board was to replace the gimmick aspects of MLS and make it more like NFL. This program largely failed, and by early 2000s MLS was a shell of a company on the verge of collapse

2002, Don Garber creates a broadcast rights and distribution company called Soccer United Marketing. Using friendships with now-known corrupt FIFA officials like Chuck Blazer and the financial support of the Anshutz, this new company, in it's very first deal, gets the rights to the 2002 and 2006 World Cups

Post-2002 WC, MLS began to rely on residual enthusiasm from USMNT games, and eventually bought out the rights to Men's teams games, then rights to the Mexican team, up to today where SUM owns the rights to CONCACAF and COMNEBOL

Since 2002, SUM executives have taken more and more positions within USSF. Sunil Gulati served simultaneously as President of US Soccer and as a executive in SUM for over a decade. Nearly all members of USSF Board are current or former SUM employees

Don Garber, as head of MLS, serves as chair on the committee in USSF that determines marketing deals, and that committee has routinely awarded lucrative contracts to SUM, which is headed by Don Garber, who makes well over $15m a year from this arrangement

interesting. thanks for this.

>jews doing jew shit
IMAGINE
MOI
SUPOISE

MLS employs a number of staff writers, many of whom have gone on to become full fledged journalists at regular publications. US soccer media rarely talks about SUM-USSF relationship.

SUM has a lucrative business with Mexican Football, making much more money on broadcast rights to Mexico games than any other. USSF has routinely organized games and tournaments to cater to the Mexican team, including the controversial decisions to host USMNT vs Mexico games in stadiums where Mexico has a home advantage in the crowd. SUM marketing explicitly states it intends to grow support for the Mexican team in the US, at the expense of the USMNT.

USSF fired Jurgen Klinsmann in 2017, after years of disagreement about the worthiness of MLS players in international games and only months after Don Garber gave a rare press conference to criticize the head coach for urging his players move to Europe.

USSF's youth development plan explicitly favors MLS team's and was until the last few years, prohibitively expensive for most Americans. USSF also refuses to force MLS to pay non-MLS academies for transfers, in direct violation of FIFA and CAS rules

In the same year that Youth Participation rates reached a low point this century, USSF hired Bruce Arena, an MLS original, who criticized foreign based players and selected a team that relied heavily on MLS players. That team missed the World Cup.

SUM and USSF are currently being sued by Relevant Sports, which organizes most club friendlies in North America, because SUM has leaned on USSF to prevent fair competition as MLS seeks to grow its own club friendly tournaments like MLS All Star and Leagues Cup

There is nothing more embarrassing than an American leftist soccer fan. Stop embarrassing our neo-nazi EH PUTO league with your faggotry, user.

Upon firing Klinsmann in 2016 (not 17, woo have time flies), the former Commerical and Marketing Officer of USSF, who worked along SUM for over a decade, was appointed as Technical Director for USMNT. In this role, the former CCO began a reorganization of the men's team. The failure of 2018 put pressure on the USSF Board, forcing Gulati out (even though he technically already should have been forced out due to term limits). Gulati was given a new cermonial role to allow him to stay on FIFA's ExCo, where is he's arguably 3rd most powerful person in FIFA.

The new Technical Director created a GM-style system, where any future failures would fall on the GM and not the board. The GM eventually hired a unsuccessful and unimpressive but MLS faithful coach named Gregg Berhalter.

The Technical Director is now set to take over USSF as CEO in the next year or so. His name is Jay Berhalter.

LAFC fans, you are getting a diamond in Brian Rodríguez.
Polish him well, he will be a world class player. Cap this.

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wew

>blue hell

is sawker in the US doomed?

>is the US doomed?
fix'd

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It was doomed the moment MLS was conceptualized. Take the lower league pill like the rest of us and laugh at soiboys like Doyle who beat their MLS wardrum and get BTFO.

L(aughing)
M(y)
A(ss)
O(ff)

this fucking game is already over and you haven't even tuned in

>being 29
>playing in MLS

Is there any fans more autistic than American soccer fags?
I fucking hate being associated with you guys

evenin' Doyle

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is this the aforementioned Doyle Defense force?

No don't lump me with that fag either
Just fucking let go man

there's very enjoyable soccer being played in LA right now and you queers are too busy whining about MLS administration as if it is January and we have nothing better to whine about, jesus christ why are you even here

i don't want to listen to Twellman

>don't worry just watch your all-stars goyim

What's all this bitching gonna do about it?
Not jack shit

What happens if it did?
Nothing because soccer's just a sport and watching professional soccer games are just an entertaining way to spend 2 hours

nice of the ref to just take these offsides calls real easy

fuck it, its a friday, don't bother with that Video Replay tech

>don't bitch about Garber
>Garber currently calling one in for this season's favorite team
not a penalty, hardly a foul

That call was purely bullshit

>ref ball
LA elite

>there's very enjoyable soccer being played in LA right now

>vela

Ladies and Gentlemen, your LAFC MVPs

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ALex Ring was fined this week by DisCo for saying
>I thought the ref had a horrible game. That's what I think.

fine everyone until they shut up, make no attempt to fix ref problem

Ismail Elfath is low-key worst ref in MLS

he doesn't steal the show like Marrufo but he consistently has absolutely disastrous games

My team is winning :)

Stop deflecting Doyle

>uncle
>toledo

>gresshit

MEME-L-S

>martinez

GOAL
SCORING
ELITE

Oh nono

>hindend

why did Zusi skip leg day?
steroids?

In an alternate universe they paid Ike his money and they're above the playoff line

unfortunately tonight

When did lafc get altidore?

It's just a bad angle bro

>clear pull by LAFC
>no call
>LAFC earn a corner
um wat

Wouldn't be MLS without shambolic refereeing m8.

imagine throwing this

when did LAFC sign Draymond Green?

this
ATL lost, good game though, I'm not even mad. Some of you faggots need to learn to enjoy yourselves, you've completely lost the forest for the trees. Game's over, so go back to your delusional circlejerks about how some Sisterfuck County FC will totally usurp places like New York or LA if they were given a chance

>Sisterfuck County
i fuckin wish that existed

>fatlanta

>couldn't watch first half
>no replays at half time
>no replays after the final whistle

fucking shite coverage

What are you talking about. user was talking about mls politics not the lafc game. Anyways the ref gave the game to vela.

the two offsides are understandable to an extent, I get not reviewing them and trusting your assistant

the penalty was clearly outside the area so that's completely fucked to not get reviewed
the pull by Nguyen was a yellow, to allow LAFC a corner was just a ref who had completely forgotten where he was

slightly entertaining game otherwise, congrats to 2019 MLS Champions LAFC

>congrats to 2019 MLS Champions LAFC
Isn’t that last part alittle presumptuous

again

Why reasons would Austin FC be my ideal team in Major League Soccer?

And is it worth waiting for 2021?

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that's what people were saying last year with Atlanta when they were getting games handed to them and fawning coverage from MLS official mouthpieces

Atlanta got a record number of penalties in their favor and it was obvious that they were being guided to the cup but yall didn't believe it until you saw it

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Well user most of us are tired of the “fix”. Hopefully this season isn’t as predictable but more watchable.

*laughs baldy*

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>Ninja Turtle games rumored to be in STL
>think it's gonna be at the Dome
>it's actually gonna be Busch

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Feel like if I went to a timbers game, I’d get gynecomastia just from the onions in the air

excellent post

Doops on the Impact today.

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poor little white boy vibes on this

Nice to see RJ Allen integrating with the team already. Also, is there a filter on this? Aaronson looks 12 years old.

>no mid-day games
Wtf, what am I supposed to do all day?

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Gato vs Pato, who wins?

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>benny fail harder
What the fuck was he doing here?

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Diomande > Josef Martinez, btw

Obviously. Does anyone argue otherwise?

wtf is Johnson doing?
parrying a ball going across his goal back towards all the players?

Horvath died for this shit?

That was pretty much a desperation save. Where did you want him to push it? Past the back post? Gerso and Barath were right there.

Came here to say FUCK DE BOER! He ruined ATL.

>fatlanta germ
I was hoping you pathetic bandwagoner would never come back

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JUST DIE IN A FIRE YOU SUBHUMAN PIECE OF SCUM

>bullying Fernando
THAT'S A RED CARD

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More interested in today’s Liga MX games desu

go revs desu

who?

Aaronson always looks like he's 12.

Pato > Perro > Gato

seems if he had enough time to put power into parrying it he could have tried to grab it. I'm not saying that's an easy move but pushing it away from the crowd would be the instinctual move and yet he tosses it back towards a bunch of people
if he got confused as to where he was and thought it was going into the net, that's not good either

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t. Jose Vasquez Garcia ariãna Sanchez

but theres CPL user

>The MLS All-Star Skills Challenge is coming, and two world champs will sit among the judges panel. Alex Morgan and Kaká will be joined by MLS and U.S. Soccer great Alexi Lalas, former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson and eMLS Cup Champion Cormac Dooley, better known as Doolsta.

>"U.S. Soccer Great" Alexi Lala's
really now come on
>eMLS Cup Champion Doolsta
what is the final solution to the Gamer Question?

This man is absolutely fucking based.

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>Chad Johnson
Isn't it supposed to be Chad Ochocinco?

>Doolsta
Fuck yeah

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Poe's law. This can't be unironic, can it?

>lé rant and then apologize man
how contrived

Soon we'll have the merger :)

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Real gets the start with Wagner suspended for yellows

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why does everyone on this team look like extras in a Blade film?

0-0 in the San Diego vs NY Cosmos game at the half. sadly the field has gridiron markings, but we shall overcome

npsl.com/12613/

>Lappalainen

Bench Gaddis

We live in a society

Mike Petke has been suspended every July in all three seasons he has been at RSL

basically orge now, San Diego not great decisions

interesting how Cosmos maintain a good organization despite basically being dismantled and bankrupt every couple of years

Help I live in Austin

>Jim Curtin against bunkering teams
Will he ever learn how to handle this?

1st thing to do: stay where you are, shelter in place
whatever happens, do not step beyond the borders of Texas. this is for your own safety and the safety of the rest of America.

Thanks I'll tell my stepson to advocate for this in holocaust class

>VAR'd

C(an)PL just got on Sportscenter's Top 10

Miami vs Cleveland is a good little game, good fans too

I fucking hate this team.

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He's fucking clueless

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>words

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>Blacks in the USA
>Blacks in the rest of the world

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rip in peace

loving this little meme that only two of us are getting but
>not posting Poortland
the shade of it

>a bunch of 0-0
meme week, fuck garber

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i'm old enough to remember when Doyle said that Acosta as the future of the USMNT and would be leading the Rapids to glory
which is to say that i am 11 months old

our game was fucking TRASH

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enjoy getting dabbed on by our Old Men, bitches

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Whom's't most underrated player in MLS?

and why is it Diego Valeri?

*ahem*

FUCK LA

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>Cashes in on your complaints

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>teams that played in Leagues Cup didn't score a single goal this weekend, earning 2 points and 5 goals against
>teams now have to send their best players to All-Star competition
s-somebody... stop him!

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honestly imagine being a fan of either of these teams

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I wonder what he's saying

>lags

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why are LAGs so fucking dirty

We're coming for you
We're coming for you
LA Fag City
We're coming for you

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He actually turned things around. Apologize.

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What the fuck happened to us ?

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everything back in it's Natural place
Coasties in complete control with flyovers underneath

The successful generation of players (Zusi, Besler, etc.) are getting old fast, they have literally zero good center backs after letting Ike walk, and they haven't had a reliable center forward in years. Peter's meme pressing system was exposed without young athletic players at every position, and his plan B isn't working either.

Nick Rimando earned his 150th career shutout

Apologize

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>still has never won keeper of the year
wtf, mls

el ogro de las americas....

>lappalainen scoring almost as many goals in his debut as the entire season here
what's happening

The defending was, shall I say, dooping mental

this desu

couldn't imagine being a fan of a pay to win team

nobody played their starters in the LC tho

he's not american, he's canadian

the award will be named after him despite never winning

>Canada isn't part of the Americas
Stop embarrassing us

The memexicans did

Big Strong Finns coming to pound pathetic little American worms

MLS awards are for marketable players

do any americans bandwagon a CPL team?

ahaha

>Yea Forums is making fun of us again
4 fuckin threads mocking us
wtf
im so sick of this shit

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>xheattle

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For me, it's Forge Football Club.

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For me, its the Saskatchewan riders

canada unironically deserves another spot in the champions league at the expense of the US
>concacafchampionsleague.com/en/article/q-a-club-index-for-2018-scotiabank-concacaf-champions-league-draw

for me? it's the Nanaimo Bars

Can't have MLS teams losing in CL as well

if I had to pick, probably hamilton since my brother is on the Ticats

Nice blog post faggot.

Fuck the "all star" game. Post real best XI's.

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>Frei

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>letting shrek score on you

is it time to dissolve the Dynamo?

>that joke of a backline

Metrostars are dogshit again and will never win an MLS Cup and even tho the shield should be more important because America fucked up soccer, we all know it isn’t actually unless it’s the title. Fucking rip me. At least the baby Nats have value. Excited for Greggggg to ruin them all

>the shield is relevant
>without a balanced schedule

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Make your own, then

"no"

>implying canada deserves anything
DotR when

How did he do it?

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He took his trips off.

they never learn

he simply unlocked the god powers that remained buried inside Quakes

honestly, who could have seen this coming?

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new supporter's shield when

so the rsl manager called the ref a puto because a cat ran on the field in the memes cup

De Boer absolutely SHADED

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does DeBoer have any man management skills? i swear he loses the locker room everywhere he goes

hello hello america is there any footie in this particular moment in time

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No, just shit footie. Go back to bundes and buy our kids.

...>we try, currently in 3rd division and far from bundes. send players who can do stuff. or don't. >our management has a habit of wasting money on useless shit players

Don't worry Hans, I'm still lifelong Braunschweig

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USSF decided today to try and take credit for investing a mere $3m a year in NWSL and the women's team winning a lot and use that as a reason to fight forced arbitration

doesn't look like it's playing out well, but maybe a guy like Cordeiro who failed at everything he has every tried will make it work this time

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>I like to thank the little people.
Are you a commie user, aren’t you American?

perplexing post

pinkos in /mls/?
it is more likely than you think.

I guess what I’m trying to convey is. Every person invoked should be praise. Not one fool trying to exploit the opportunity of said accomplishments.

Kill yourself

No, watch an interview, dude is like some kind of weird golem. He forced them into his meme formation for the first several matches despite them all clearly being super unhappy with it and completely wrecked their confidence, now he's being an utter retard in how he's handling Pity Martinez, wouldn't be surprised to see Pity fuck off to Argentina or Mexico first chance he gets. He also keeps trying to play fuckers like Parkhurst out wide (who shouldn't be playing at all, but especially not at wingback/fullback) and always with an absurdly high line which is super vulnerable to balls over the top or around the back, which is overworking our backline terribly, they usually look shattered by the end of a match.

Very good posts.

Post if ur team SUX lol

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dude ur so cool lmao

make me lol fgt

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>MLS All-Star Game shirts for this year.
God, they're all so bad.

Your daily reminder that dykegrass is not a sport, no matter how many times the dykegrass tranny shtis up the board with xer's pathetic autism.

cry more, incel

Honestly, you seem much more autistic

>Orlando-inspired Loons jerseys
there's no way they could be good

although i want to cuddle this moon-faced dumpy Asian girl

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brutal

>soon

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>that fucking LEAF

Hi Fernando

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I'm glad you have found peace in this crazy world

yiff in hell Fernando

Fernando please bandwagon >us once we join the CPL

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Nobody’s even posted any qts, autismo

Post if ur team ROX lol

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Get a life, tranny.

>page 8

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is this guy any good or is he a meme

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He's a meme, but he might end up being good. He has good creativity, vision, and passing. But he's not athletic, and is work rate is shit. Maybe he'll get better at that as he grows, but I doubt it. He seems like he'll be a very good player if you put him in the exact right situation, with the right teammates around him.

>Fixes your shit refs

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>fixes
lolno, he exploits them. More than half his goals come on headers where he climbs up on the shoulders of the defender. No call because the league needs him to succeed for $$$.

07410591584

take a look yall

at what?

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>people on Yea Forums rightly point out the schemes of SUMafia
>Anons and paid Shills get mad about whine
>players rightly point out the schemes of SUMafia
>Anons and paid Shills blown the fuck out

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>Giving a shit about women.
>Giving a shit about women's sports.
>Giving a shit about a team of women who demand the same pay as the men, yet can't perform at a fraction of their ability.

Let me know when the USWNT trounces the Brazil Mens National Team 15-0.

Join the official
Yea Forums footy server (nigger free)
discord.gg/ywWUtp

He's one of the best attacking midfield talents we have but he's not physical so he will struggle unless he learns how to play properly in the eredivisie. I wouldn't rate him above Reyna though who's at Dortmund.

dude no one gives a fuck. Im starting to agree with whoever calls out the "dykegrass tranny" in these threads. Either post qts or fuck off.

cool story bro

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w-what's Based Gary w-waiting for??

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Qts coach Jill Ellis is retiring

Jill Ellis for USMNT coach

see:

uh MLS Homegrown All-Stars or whatever vs Chivas Juven or whatever in like 30 bings or whatever

i think its on Univision but also on Twitter so please watch our kids, also SUM is gonna stuff some of these kids into the Olympic squad so that's worth taking note of I guess

did USSF ever hire an Olympic coach? wasn't Jason Kreis supposed to get the job? did that stop or what? wouldn't you want your Olympic coach to be at this game, because the tournament is in a couple of months

seriously though, the Federation fucking sucks at doing basic shit. what do Ernie and Jay do all day?

CRY MORE, INCEL

Already 1-1 lmao
twitter.com/i/events/1151954709520904192

...an Awakening

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Is AOC the future of America?

....

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Why is this game being played on some random-ass field?

>murderballing mexican kids
BASED

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Imagine actually watching this game lol

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it's being played at the Di$ney E$PN Wide World of Sports, the Magic Kingdom of Sports Venues, where if you wish upon a star, it makes no difference who you are, your schemes come true

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>not rooting for /our kids/

>and MLS loses again!

n-nani??a Leaf scored??

>181k viewers on the twitter stream for the fucking homegrown game against CHIvas
>actual mls games with interesting teams get like 20k

Starting to think we need the mls-liga mx merger lads

>Real Salt Lake Head Coach Mike Petke has been issued a three-game suspension and $25,000 fine by Major League Soccer Commissioner Don Garber and an additional three games by the Leagues Cup Competition Committee for conduct following Real Salt Lake’s Leagues Cup match against Tigres UANL

>The club has issued the following statement:

>“Although we appreciate Coach Petke’s passion and drive to win, it should never come at the expense of [our] values. We support and agree with the League’s decision on this matter. Real Salt Lake will additionally be suspending Coach Petke from all club activity for two weeks, without pay. In addition, he will be required to attend anger management courses to help remedy what has been a recurring issue and he will be required to issue written apologies to both the League and the individual referees.

they gonna Rosemary Kennedy our boy
#freepetke

No, just give every game an accessable stream. The state of stream access in this league is amateur.

>Public accusations of Petke have included that he shouted obscenities at the referee, including the Spanish word "puto"

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>Leagues Cup Competition Committee
I'm sure that's a totally not made up committee

Why is she so butthurt? Not enough publicity?not enough dicking?

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>not enough dicking?
doubt that one

i assume she's literally insane

Don’t post it!

Post what?

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ACTIVATE THE ROAST

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SHUT IT DOWN

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No

Me on the left

Are you gay phang?

T-minus 24 hours until a team that isn’t Sacramento gets spot 30

Another one gets away with it all, based.

really? is there an official announcement of that?

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nytimes.com/2019/04/18/sports/mls-expansion.amp.html

they never announce when they say they will and always pull gimmicks
and if they announce, that means they can't keep extracting concessions from cities to give them more money

>Toronto FC
>On February 5, 2019, Boyd signed for Toronto FC.[18]

>Hallescher FC
>On July 29, 2019, Boyd moved back to Germany, signing for 3. Liga side Hallescher FC.[19]

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J U S T

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so are we finally getting chartered flights for the league?

they will ride the short bus and they will be grateful for it

>klieban
this guy cant be stopped.

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>ESPN: Obviously, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has brought a lot of attention to the league, but when he says, " i'm like a Ferrari among Fiats," what do you make of those comments?

>GARBER: When you sign Zlatan you get both incredible on-field performance and you get one of the most creative and unique personalities in the world. When I read that comment I smiled. I wasn't the slightest bit angry. That was Zlatan at Zlatan's best. If I was concerned about Zlatan's comments, we wouldn't have been as supportive as we were about his signing. It's so much fan buzz. Zlatan has been great for the league

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FINN BALOR ALERT

all you Finn Balor fans, get the FUCK in here

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*distant cash register noises*

I mean, it's a somewhat fair point. Whether Zlatan is right or not, does anyone take what he says seriously? He's mostly just playing a character, anyway.

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>in a nutshell

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>He predicted every single thing that would happen for 2 years straight, down to the smallest details.
really makes you think

the kleiban keikaku

APOLIGIZE

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mainly pointing out that Garber, despite his claims to the contrary, was definitely mad when Zlatan said the league sucked and then took a shit on it on national tv

S O O N

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How many bongs till the allstars game?

I kind of like those shirts to be honest

3 BONGS
~30 BINGS

but also keep in mind that MLS never starts on time because they make you watch 30 minutes of ads

occasional reminder to update your Shill chart by always including whoever gets a Garber interview, because he only appears in front of the squishiest of squishes or the most $$loyal$$ of reporters

Chelsea 2019 PL champs confirmed

Fair

what (((questions))) do you think he'll be asked?

>rain
>technical difficulties
2019 mls allstar game

ORLANDO - MLS commissioner Don Garber told ESPN FC "it's not remotely alarming" to him that that expansion deals for the cities of St. Louis and Sacramento haven't been finalized. But citing the capital outlay needed to fund an MLS expansion team -- which Garber said was between $550 million and $650 million -- the commissioner confirmed that the deals have not yet been completed.

"We had come out of a board meeting with the authority to try to finalize deals in both of those markets," Garber told ESPN FC in an exclusive interview. "We have not yet done that. That's not concerning to me. It just means that the investment stake required to come into MLS, that process of finalizing deals is getting more and more complicated.

Garber said that the expansion fee for teams 28 and 29 remains at $200 million. He added that representatives from both the St. Louis and Sacramento ownership groups would attend Wednesday's All-Star Game. A league spokesperson confirmed representatives from Charlotte, Indianapolis, Las Vegas, Phoenix, Raleigh and San Diego would also be in attendance.

"There will be no shortage of opportunities for us to determine the right timetable to bring the 30th team into MLS," Garber said.

Garber indicated that he was in Las Vegas as recently as two weeks ago, where he met with both ownership groups and Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman, while also touring a stadium site.

"We have been [looking at] Las Vegas for many, many years, and now there seems to be a bit more energy," Garber said

This man is just drooling at the mouth while everyone tries to suck up to him

>There will be no shortage of opportunities for us to determine the right timetable to bring the 30th team
absolute meaningless wordsalad

>expansion fees
PROMOTION RELEGATION WHEN

when match starts could any of you good lads provide with a link

How long is the rain delay?

Can someone explain to me why people are/were upset at the New York Red Bull team? Yeah they're a business owned team but there's a salary cap removing their advantage.

when does this shit start?

Because people are little bitches.
And i guess because sounding corporate isnt very punk or indie.

Lookin lkke 845

>they tuned in at the listed time
Garber thanks you for watching his ads

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first MLS fucked over Cosmos, then once people sort of got used to Metrostars, they fucked them over too

F**k Pink Cows

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>claim a pro wrastler is gonna be on
>it's just some ugly manlet
so this is why WWE is collapsing

Who?

Garner is God

>"FUCK YOU GUZAN"

I'm dying lmao

hd-streams.live/?channel=5

Orlando fans are trash

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>Not a foul
NANI!?!?

this is the profile image of the Ruckus member who got on the mic with the Fuck You Guzan

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big thanks burgerbro

I feel like I'm kind of a retard for following the CanPL but not MLS.

Same, except I don't feel like a retard for doing it.

It's just a lot easier to follow imo. They really need to announce some expansions soon jesus christ.

Seeing how we've known Almeyda is one of the best coaches in this continent, anyone with half a brain

>don’t question my hypocrisy.

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no one here follows MLS
I haven't watched a Leastern game in years

Well that and MLS has turned into nothing but a corporate money grab

Don't. Everyone worth their salt should be following the CPL. And new clubs /soon/, don't worry.

/canpl/ discussion is banned in the next thread, bring back /wog/

Hush now, little one.

imagine being run out of your own general during the all star game

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didn't even notice the bastard OP removing /ayy/

He's so fucking based with the way he and his brother literally set out to fuck over MlelS and their retarded transfer system all for the sake of improving youth soccer. Truly, a Doyle's nightmare.

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could i get a quick run down?

google son

Brainlet tier: MLS
Contrarian/ loyalist(cuck) tier: CPL
Based and redpilled/ big brain tier: USL

Kleiban bros working SUM smarks into a shoot

in my defense, they aren't playing and their meme cup just started and an Australian hasn't posted in this thread in at least 4 years

so this 343 guy basically tweeted at doyle calling him out on the fact that he thinks hes an actual analyst?

343: annoying Twitter guy sort of in the pro/rel camp but he's very cryptic (probably autistic). Always posted videos about USMNT youth players, hyping them

Brian Kleiban: well-respected LA Galaxy academy coach who kept finding local youth talent and coaching them. His kids kept leaving MLS when they turned 18

Turns out 343 is Gary Kleiban, a twin brother. He's not just an annoying Twitter guy, he's also working as a FIFA registered agent and selling these kids to European teams asap

MLS found out (although it wasn't a secret) and fired Brian, who it bears repeating was widely expected to be eventually given control of an MLS team. Cue Doyle rage

>USL

NISA is the patricians league

did they fire him cause what he was doing was illegal or against MLS rules? or just cause they were pissed that talent is leaving MLS?

>USL
Fury shill

LITERALLY who?

just asspained, there was nothing wrong with any of it. the kids wanted to play in Germany, they signed with German teams.

the Kleibans just told them the truth which is that they needed to get out of the MLS system if they wanted to become as good as possible and that pissed MLS off. there wasn't any transfer payments or anything, and the kids don't make much money, so its not as if the Kleibans were even benefiting financially

Nope, all they were "guilty" of was taking kids from LA Galaxy's academy - kids that those two discovered - and basically redpilled them and told them to fuck off from MLS asap. One of them works as an agent and gets commission - like how Alex Mendez got sent to Freiburg and later to Ajax all because of Brian - but everything they do is legal. It's only MLS that loses out obviously and thus MLS and their shills like Doyle are triggered by the Kleiban brothers.

thanks, i figured it was some typical MLS bullshit

not to defend Gary or anything, but it isn't clear he's making much money off these couple of kids, it seems their main income is from coaching gigs

MLS was is pissed off about Llanez because he took a contract from Wolfsburg for pennies what MLS was offering. The Kleibans are also the reason USSF decided to follow FIFA rules about transfer legacy payments

>the Kleibans just told them the truth which is that they needed to get out of the MLS system if they wanted to become as good as possible and that pissed MLS off
Not surprised. Fuck MLS.

Can't wait until the weird twins become the new sumgang

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youtube.com/watch?v=RJOxBQU3tHk

>first dribble is a random bounce off the shins
>first goal is a fucked up cross
based Boomer video edits

t. SEETHING chicano

>The Major League Soccer’s Players Association are reportedly planning for work stoppage should a new agreement not be reached with the league regarding a new collective bargaining agreement with the current one set to expire on Jan. 31, 2020.

>The player's union goals for a new agreement include players having more say on where they live and work, fairer trade system to allow for players to compete for better contracts, and pushing for more transparency and accountability by giving the league’s teams more freedom to construct rosters as they see fit, rather than requiring approval from MLS.

also, the Men's National Team don't have a CBA and negotiations haven't started still despite the last one expiring almost a year ago

>FUCK DAVID BECKHAM
>FUCK POSH SPICE
lmao. Usually the commentators apologize for the language. Guess FS1 counts as cable so they don't have to.

CPL > MLS

I usually say fuck unions but ML$ is so shitty I support them

USL > all

>I usually say fuck unions
can't wait for high schools to start back up

USMNT Schedule 2019
>vs Mexico in NYC
why. why not play a game in Europe?
>Uruguay in St.Louis
the Mid"west" just had the entire Gold Cup and they are playing on a baseball diamond ffs
>vs Cuba
they will want to play this game in NYC again or in Florida... so maybe to NYC games great, because they are obvious such great fans who always attend games and NYC baby its America's most important city baby, think of all the sponsors tickets we can give out baby NYC gotta be NYC da big apple, America's Heartland, America's City, Remember911 baby
>Canada @ BMO
>vs Canada
probabaly at FAU Stadium in Florida... so maybe two more 3/4ths empty Florida games
>@ Cuba
they'll lose this one too lmao

Good post friend. One day our Ameribros will see the light.

yes yes hello

im interested in seeing 22 people kick a ball. pls HELP!!!

uslchampionship.com/bethlehemsteelfc-hartfordathletic-1037339

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Based Beth Steel

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guys, CONCACAF league is on

Last I heard, she dropped the charges after Doyle took responsibility for the kittens.

>Antigua and Barbuda

APOLOGIZE

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We sing for David Choiniere!

I'm looking forward to the days that Canada can play non-US countries in St John's in the middle of March again when it matters.

>needing refball to beat islands that will be under water by 2050
yikes

>Transportation & Toboggan

seething

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Please watch our league(s) and buy our kids

Antigua is a Guatemalan team but ok

Americans aren't smart Brazzobro.

intradesting
but i stand by my statement

SUM GAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

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Taylor Twellman also has a "piece" out, presumably written by MLS since it's just a giant ad for MLS and links to MLS' website, about the greatness of the MLS Development Academies and why they are the USMNT's only hope to ever win the World Cup

>MLS is on the precipice of being the breeding ground for young talent. But the core of all of this, has to be the American player and finding a way to get him to the highest level. That was the foundational belief in 1996, when MLS started, and it is even more important now because MLS will play a crucial role in the USMNT’s quest to win a World Cup
the level of shillery is really getting to be too much, how do you guys ignore this shit when it's forced down our throats at every turn

You guys better be supporting CPL or NISA

>mfw 2050 MLS SuperDraft (tm)
>mfw my team picks the undisputed best young player in the world from Aztlan Harlingen of the Texas Soccer League

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theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/taylor-twellman-mls-academy
(((Sponsored Content)))

>The American obsession with coaches really leaves me speechless sometimes. Look, I understand how important they are in some sports [but] soccer is about the player. It’s not about X’s and O’s all the time. It’s about the player and the ball.

“It’s about da passion, it’s about da spirit, it ain’t about da tactics” is the motto of a system that can't make the fucking world cup, can't win the Gold Cup when it plays Tim Ream at left back. This is the attitude of the know-nothings who control US Soccer, because they aren’t soccer players, they are failed investment bankers.

>Thirty-plus academies all around the country creating different players — that’s what we need. And we’re getting there.

+30. That ought to do it! Thanks Major League Soccer owners! 300 major cities in America, only 19 MLS DA's (

Nothing new, it's been a thing since before SUM was ever conceived. Just see the beginnings of AYSO.

will /mls/ ever get a sticky?

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Once PuliGOD brings home the 2026 WC

>yfw Alex won one for da ‘of A

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doop

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Ibra got fined for diving for the second week in a row, third week in a row he's spent in front of DISCO

Thanks Audi, and MLS!!

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torontofc.ca/post/2019/07/31/eight-academy-players-make-canada-u-15-squad-concacaf-championship
Looks like all of Canada's U-15 team is being taken only from MLS academies...

You know your league is shit when arena can turn everything around

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you can't escape it

Meme Week ain't over yet

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>the plague riddled hovel of Colorado

Thought Arena was supposed to be past it after Trinity & Tobacco?

Amazing what firing the bald idiot Friedel will do for a team.

i was rooting for brad because of his hard brexit personality. Maybe he'll be a success in usl

past it in any competition that isn't dominated by 37 year olds

Hmmm...

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>rare
lmao I seriously hope you guys don't believe this

and yet Zlatan, who is clearly on a schedule, continues to avoid detection

>implying PEDs aren't used by nearly everyone

t. Lance armstrong

>Listen to my podcast

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>be "The Healthiest State"
>die of Medieval disease

really make me think

>implying Garber would let the cash cow get "caught"

on the back of USSF restructuring DA and MLS running ads about how great their DA is, Chicago Fire have decided they aren't going to have a U-19 team. They have U-17 and U-15 teams, so once a player in their system gets into Senior year of HS, no more training lol

Being "The Healthiest State" in the US is like being the best-dressed corpse in the cemetery.

me and my buddies are gonna go see our first MLS game next week, anything we should know?

which game?

philiy vs dynamo

NJ fag here, buddies are coming up from Virginia and are D.C. united fans. Im a NYC FC fan but they arent in town during their visit.

>Im a NYC FC
nazi scum

Ultras are cringe as fuck
MLS is a Ponzi scheme
The quality of play is usually piss poor

Please enjoy watch and support local soccer

You should support the Cosmos

>haters

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don't bump pls just let this die and so we can have a new one i beg you