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How can other peons even compete?
>bumping his own awful thread
Really the Best country in the World
I'm so proud of what we created, even if it has its faults. :')
imagine losing a colony, and they go and do everything you do, but better
UK has almost a 5 times smaller population
Name 1 (one) thing
EUROPE! EUROPE! EUROPE! EUROPE! EUROPE! EUROPE!
M o o n
>builds your country
>makes it great
>throw tantrum and try to rebel
>fail
>run crying to France and Spain to chase us away
>claim victory
>enjoy the country we built for you
>sell it to the highest bidders
>have reasonable sporting success
You're welcome, son.
We don't care about olimpics. It's for fags. Btw. How many medals your fat ass have won? I bet the only medal you have in your home is 2nd place in big mac eating.
You've clearly won gold in going from zero to mad in the shortest number of posts.
Imagine invent the Olympics and not even be Top 10
based usa
Don't bully Greece.
>win gold medal for having greenest water in olympic history
Hey. Be nice.
China will soon overtake you as they have mor people. Yes, per capita really is relevant.
>medals per capita
My favourite meme
>builds your country
that was the pilgrims
>makes it great
also the colonists
>throw tantrum and try to rebel
after you oppress us like your other colonies
>fail
you got btfo
>run crying to France and Spain to chase us away
they just btfo you even more
>claim victory
we literally won
>enjoy the country we built for you
actually we built it
>sell it to the highest bidders
you mean ourselves
>have reasonable sporting success
as in must successful sporting nation of all time
you did nothing jeeves
Based as fuck
US only wins a lot of medals because there's 100 swimming events
based
California has more Olympic medals than Japan, France, and Germany.
if UCLA, Stanford, and USC, were countries, they would rank 9th, 11th, and 12th, in Olympic medals.
>after you oppress us like your other colonies
You know the "tea party" chimpout happened because we lowered taxes not increased them.
You’re wrong but right for a different reason:
1. UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA – 309 MEDALS
USC has earned a total of 309 medals including: 144 Gold, 93 Silver, and 72 Bronze. 153 of these medals were earned at the Winter Olympics. If USC participated as its own country, it would be 20th all time in the Olympic medal count, just behind South Korea.
2. STANFORD UNIVERSITY – 307 MEDALS
The university has produced at least one medalist in every Olympics in which the U.S. has competed since 1912.
3. UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, LOS ANGELES – 254 MEDALS
UCLA’s total medal count includes a whopping 123 Gold medals.
4. UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, BERKELEY – 207 MEDALS
get gud then dipshit. no one is stopping you from entering the swimming events.
too many black Englishmen
Dang, I thought UCLA would have more seeing as they have the most NCAA championships.
The American education system has a massive advantage when it comes to sports.
aka the most athletic events
>as in must successful sporting nation of all time
Surely Americans don't actually think this, right?
In terms of relevant Sports, America is Trinidad tier.
The only way GBR was nerfed in cycling was because they stopped more than one eprson per nation entering each event.
Imagine what would happen if they did the same to swimming for the yanks.
again, it's not our responsibility to make sure you have enough good swimmers to win some of those medals. if australia can beat us every once in a while you should be able to as well. just get better at swimming.
But we have the most gold medals in the olympics. We also have 4 world cups
I'm still mad you stole half of our territory.
"hurr durr fuck off we are the better swimmers"
why do you take other's accomplishments as yours?
lol eat shit, spic
>b-b-but muh per capita
>send more athletes
>win more medals
wow
The Soviet Union is the GOAT Olympic nation. They only featured in 10 games but dominated so much they're still ranked 2nd on medals (with a higher average medal count per games than America)
It took 1 (ONE) country with a comparable population and resources to put into sport (albeit much less) to utterly expose the American sporting prowess myth. They even beat America for the apehoop gold medal, the ultimate cuck, the final cuck. Now, Burgergoblins don't like to hear it and will respond "but the USSR doesn't even exist anymore!", but that just makes it funnier. Impoverished, starving eastern yuro commies from a failed state proved the only thing America had going for it is excess and women's events.
stay poor, stay irrelevant, stay mad
Insult me all you want, that doesn't change the fact that your country is shit, you have money and good athletes just because your country takes advantage of literally any small country with good resources.
You will be judged some day. Farewell, fatty burger.
Didn't America host the Olympics a long time ago but noone came so then they gave themselves all the medals?
>your country is shit
>his primos hop the border everyday
kek
>state sponsored doping
get fucked you stupid abo
yes
And Canada!
It's interesting seeing the mental gymnastics that the rest of the world does to deny Americans are good at athletics. I really hope football becomes the number one sport in America so we can piss off the rest of the world when we win.
>Primos
I don't have any relative who has crossed the border, but if they do, I myself would shot them dead. Imagine having so much self love that you go to the country responsible for your country being so poor and fucked, lmfaoo never.
the reason your country is poor and fucked is because mexicans are stupid
it's really that simple, sanchez
You're not the kind of American Euro's think about
sadly i'm not a pure mexican, i'm a stupid mexican-dutch breed.
>Mexi-dutch
You must be tall.
the whole point of that was “taxation without representation”.. stop acting like you’re so smart
t. ramon van sanchez
It literally wasn't though, that part was made up for propaganda purposes after the Tea Party.
lmfaoooo ramon van perez
per capita US has very bad stats for a western country, shame
Unlike other western countries athletes have to pay for their own training or rely on donations from private businesses.
counterpoint: per not obese and retarded capita, they're getting close to bang average
kek
>In terms of relevant Sports
Literally the only relevant sport to you is riggedball so your opinion doesn't count
cricket is not an olympic sport
More importantly there are quota caps in sports and we emphasize team sports over individual ones more than most countries
Not really the norm to get into individual sports here
>flame out real quick doing something overall unsustainable
>only last 45 years and flame out
>heh we got more per
fucking country doesn't exist anymore we win
The fact that America is a good sporting nation makes people seethe for some reason.
You're only allowed two per event, it's not much better. It's not unlimitied and if it was it'd be even more lopsided
Every american that is not obese or retarded has an olympic medal. That's great per capita.
This desu
tasty cope
Britain should just be our 51st state desu, they are irrelevant without us
Reminder to check because fuck The Bankers
sandy hook, columbine, charlottesville and virginia tech were real sperg-outs. sandy hook was a literally autistic 4channer, read his dads interview
the rest were psyops
Everyone in this thread is ignoring USA's real greatest Olympic feat and that is that we DO NOT HAVE any sort of government funded program for ANY sport or athlete. Whereas every single other inferior country actually pays their athletes and has government funded facilities and programs so that they can actually compete, our athletes unironically do it for free. They train and become the best in the world off their own backs like the great Americans they are. God Bless the USA and God Bless Americans everywhere.
I wish we would start a gov funded program so we could win even more.
>we literally won
>we
You won in the same way Israel won WW2, as in other nations won the war for you after your people were BTFO
>other nations won the war for you
>brit brings up WW2 in the same sentence
lol imagine that
it's hard to do that willingly and be a poorshit in a country where it takes very little effort to live well
Jewish people were saved by Russians, Brits and other nations in the same way Americans were saved by France, Spain and Dutchies. It's a fair comparison m8.
>Live on island
>Can't swim
UK had the most gold medals for men in 2016. US relies heavily on low female competition
>more silvers than your total amount of medals
just stop, cuck
Britain torched $6.5 million per medal in tax money per medal for example. Not just gold, any, and it's really a lot more considering they would have won some anyway without it. India torched through half a billion to win two lol.
Can't imagine what the Soviet union was pouring into it in its heyday. Things like that are why it doesn't exist anymore and gets a perma-zero from now on
>silvers
Who fucking cares?
Instead athletes in the US get supported by a college. You have to pay $40k a year to study at a college so some meathead athlete can spend all day in the gym lmao
Explains why your men do shit
Being white
you rely on lottery scratchers funding your athletes in shit sports no one could live well in because you didn't even punch your weight until your government ramped up government spending.
1776 and 1812
These numbers trigger bongs
Funded by slave labour of university athletes instead
>40k
lmao fucking retard
more than that
No mostly college football pays for that. A little in poorly ran athletic programs/universities comes from tuition
>1812
We literally won that war you mong.
Citation needed
>1812
When you invaded Canada and got bitch slapped? Even though the majority of our army was in Europe fighting Napoleon. Then we burnt down the white house for bantz
Fake news. If you burned down the White House why do we still have one?
Your capital burning usually ranks pretty highly in losing
britcucks on sucide watch
why would anyone train sadistically in sports with zero financial future when it's piss easy to be well-off here with any drive and motivation
then why hasn't anything been done about
>pr
>guam
>virgin islands
>american samoa
Losing Canada as a colony means you lost
We beat you at negroball once, your pride is wounded forever.
>donations to Team USA are 100% tax deductible
Literally government money going to sports. The only difference between this and direct funding is that you're giving credit to billionaires.
>Losing Canada as a colony
Reminder we burned down modern day Toronto(York) so much it had to be renamed and the Washington attack was a direct retaliation for that.
Blows my mind this is never mentioned
>*insert historical cope*
lol all u fags have ever done is sit in your mum's basement posting on spee sucking cheeto dust off your fingeys
It's not British anymore
Scholarships bro. I played diii lax in college and that was a good chunk of aid l but most of my scholarship was actually through academic and research grants. Trying to navigate financial aid is hard but it’s not impossible if you know where to look and how to go about getting it. My mom is an admissions counselor at a community college so she’s been able to help a lot but there is a ton of resources for free online.
>Blows my mind this is never mentioned
Fuck I hope this is trolling, but with Yanks you just never know.
Hey, Ginobli is one of the goats and extremely based, I'm fine with giving you that little victory.
100% tax deductible doesn't mean you you get 100% of your money back. It means you get 100% of the tax owed on that money back.
You weren't supposed to act like that now I look and feel like an asshole.
>it's not british anymore
seething
>Us invade
>uk lose colony
Who win?
we are not the monsters brits make us out to be
I apologize
me
Let's be real women's medals don't matter and they shouldn't be allowed to participate. Whoever has the most men's gold is the true goat
Grandmas from mendoza
Argentina is based in my book
They did burn it down. Revenge for us burning Toronto.
>and it's all in roidswim.
Good job
>mountain germans mad they can't swim
holy ding dong
Truly the greatest nation in sports.
Based
>implying there's anything more important than real football
>b-but muh throwing this thing really far! muh jumping with a stick! muh fish-emulating!
kys fatass
Soccer is gay
Yeah so important that they rigged you out of a CA trophy lol
Truly the only measurement of fair athletic ability
Football isn't an Olympic sport.
Soccer is a hobby.
that stuff happens, >we've won some shit in the past through cheating too, and cheated sometimes without winning anyways
it's just how things are around here
Britain has less medals than four California universities lol
How the fuck is that possible? Seriously what the fuck?
It's a per capita thing. Stanford is larger than Great Britain.
Historically we really have been utter gash at the olympics.
It was only relatively recently (like late 90's early 2000's) that the government started actually funding sports in this country.
>stanford is larger than Great Britain
what
What about the private section? American athletes don't receive federal funding either
Non-existent. Athletics has always taken a back-seat to commerical sports, like football, Rugby, Cricket, etc.
Stanford has 7000 students.
Britain has 67 million people.
Stanford is 8,180 acres.
Britain is 82,000 square miles
Remember that one time Carl Lewis sang the national anthem?
This is exemplified perfectly by Eddie the Eagle.
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>counting women's medals
>counting irrelevant shit like swimming
>cope
lel
>his countries women are unathletic womanlets
Not our fault.
That's how it always is
>Us is good or something
>No no this is why it doesn't count and isn't a real sport
Britain invented the modern Olympics, so it is not really fair.
medallet country here
Medallet coming thru
I never understood how Americans can be proud of their Olympic achievements when a lot of it is based on artificial meme swimming events that shouldn't even be in the Olympics.
Let's look at Michael Phelps. He has the most medals and most of it is butterfly or medley which is basically swimming inefficiently.
Does that mean if we create some meme running event for running backwards or akwardly, someone would be greater than usian bolt in running? Sure he can't actually run fast normally but he's very good at running backward, running akwardly, running while dabbing every 5 seconds....
USA in general is a meme
Don't you like Death March?
Why is it always "it doesn't count if the US is good at it"? You jump through so many hoops to say something "doesn't count" or is "not a real event" instead of admitting that they can be good at stuff
Enjoy China taking over Hong Kong
Hong Kong has been part of China for 22 years
>BTFO Brits in our rookie debut
>BTFO Spanish Empire
>Save everyone in WW1
>Save everyone in WW2
>Save everyone in Cold War
Why are we so good?
They aren't fully under China's dictatorial system despite being part of China
Yet.
Are you a fuckin' dumbass? "A lot of it is based on swimming." No, it isn't. The US is the all-time track-and-field GOATS (and track-and-field is what the Olympics were first centered on) by a ridiculous margin.
This is where the foreigner predictably deflects with, "because of your African-Americans with their slave genes" or some other nonsense. No again. American whites were dominating the shit out of the athletics before track-and-field became a "black sport."
We're also the all-time leaders in boxing, diving, rowing, shooting, 2nd in gymnastics and 2nd in wrestling, 2nd in sailing. And top ten in many other events.
"A lot of it is based on meme swimming events." Lol. Why are foreigners so stupid?
BTFO
**AIRHORN**
Based retard
But um track now doesn't count get rekt amerimutt lol
Jealousy. No need to overthink it most times desu
>43▶
> (You)
Fair enough
They also like to label a sport as relevant/non-relevant depending on the US's frequency of success at the sport. If this board existed in the 80s-90s, when the US was by far the best men's tennis nation in the world, tennis would be "irrelevant," or a sissy woman's sport.
Boxing was easily the 2nd biggest sport in the world in the 20th century. Ali vs. Spinks II drew 2 billion viewers around the world in 1978 population numbers. That's what a World Cup final draws today. The US is by far the all-time boxing GOAT, and ruled 20th century boxing with an iron fist.
Golf? GOAT.
Rugby? Past their prime players from a small region in California won back-to-back Golds in 1920 and 1924. Sure, France was the only competition. But that was a tier 1 side playing against broken down players who came out of retirement since no one else played rugby. Imagine if the US was a proper rugby nation.
Cricket? Don't play it. But in the early 1900s, a small team from Philadelphia beat the Australian national team and Bart King was considered the greatest bowler of that era, in the world.
This is why they resort to focusing on povertyball. Our men aren't good at it because we simply don't like the sport. They've been trying to force that shit since Pele, and our best athletes won't choose it. It's a women's sport here, and they're predictably the best in the world.
Not to mention America focuses on it because it has so many medals, at least to some extent. Its not 100% so much because it's gets so many medals and America happens to be good at it.
if whatever odd Olympic event America sucks at suddenly had 30 medals on the line vs 2, America would get better at it at least to some degree
When you see this, you ask only one thing:
Can you imagine if the United States spent 70% of its military budget on other things?
Better not to find out.
Shithead commies would destroy the world while claiming all the while they're saving it.
I somehow agree with both of you
he needs sunglasses
worldsportranking.com
what did they mean by this?
>Woah, this soccer player scored 5 goals in his first game ever! He has an average of 5 goals per game - he is the undisputed GOAT!
>American education
Greece has only 11 million people, Lionel.
>he doesn't remember what happened twice in 25 years when there was a world power vacuum with modern technology before the us took rein
what are the world wars?
>less
fewer, you dumb fucking amerishart
how come you can't even speak your own language properly?
oh wait, it's not even your own language, you borrowed it from Britain, imagine that LMAO
Cringe
Pierre de Coubertin was French though
Steroids and large population. Americans aren't even tested for steroid use.
Damn check out Finland. Look at France lmao. I only ever really care about beating France and Australia when it comes to Olympic medals.
>t. Chong "Anton" Zhong
>is 2nd place in big mac eating.
KEK
holy seethe let the hate flow through you
>America is Trinidad tier.
Uh, sweetie trinidad has produced athletes who've won the cricket world cup. America has never produced even one athlete who's won anything in a remotely global sport.
>I only ever really care about beating France and Australia when it comes to Olympic medals.
kek for me its just england.
We should look at the England ranking, without the help of our based Scots you are nothing.
>Olympic medals aka who can swim in the most bizarre and ineffective ways
COPE
Rest of World BTFO
Swimming is rather irrelevant for how many disciplines there are, it's a joke.
And it's free medals for Whitoids, it's not a surprise that they started seething once China is doing well in swimming events and started a campaign against them, hoping also to distract them.
>50m, 100m, 200m, 400m, 800m, 1500m, blablabla.....multiply with different styles and team ....TOPKEK
I'd say we will smash you kn another world war again, but you're doing your own white genocide for us
>without the help of our based Scots you are nothing.
Doubt they're that much help overall.
England proving who literally runs the Isles
Isnt Isle of Man it's own country?
It's a crown dependency, self-governing but the UK is responsible for its defence and a few other things.
Like the Falklands?
No that's a British overseas territory.
Like Puerto Rico maybe.
what a bong
correct
>winning every single medal between 776 BC and 393 AD
were barbarians even trying?
I think the Bar Bars were still trying to develop spoken language.
The winners of the antique olympics are well recorded. Why aren't they counted aswell? Because anglos never won any?
>Wales 9
So now Sheep fucking is an Olympic sport
>Only two sports are global to me
Lol
It's usually up to England to shoulder the burden of qualifying for certain team sports too - GB will have a women's football team in Tokyo thanks to England's performance at the WC, and England's field hockey team doing well usually means GB qualifies. Rugby Sevens also.