/nfl/ - correctly made edition

Daily reminder Pats were 11-5 regular season and crushed the country thereafter.

theres alot in store for you la, keep marchin

Gettleman legit needs to be banished from the NFL

What did he mean by this?

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>your team
>expected record
>MVP pick
>super bowl pick
>how the super bowl is played

Seahawks
eternal 9-7
Wentz
Chiefs-Eagles
Eagles blow it in the 4th quarter, pick six from Wentz on a 4th down conversion

To be honest I doubt KB passes a physical. God knows he probably hasn't kept up with conditioning during the offseason.

Brees won't get two rings

What team has the worst fanbase? Any answer besides the Eagles is wrong.

>IRL
Eagles
>On Yea Forums
Chiefs
>Average between the two
Pats

But KB doesn't even deserve a workout and it's telling us, though we knew this with the Johnathan Stewart signing, that Gettleman basically opening a scholarship for all of his favorite Panthers players

Eagles
12-4
Andrew luck
Colts-falcons Super Bowl, colts win

It’s gonna be a shootout, very exciting and anyone’s game up until the end. Score in the 30s-40s range for both teams.

Jonathan Stewart was a franchise legend in Carolina though. I know he had nothing left by the time he got to the Giants but he was at least a great guy to have in that locker room and helping Saquon.

Kelvin is no better than Odell. The only difference between them is that Kelvin openly blamed Cam for his shortcomings while Odell stopped just short of doing that.

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Jesus Rivers

What’s the fuck?!? You stole my meme from yesterday!

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she said you be stuntin
bitch that's everyday

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Sincerest form of flattery user...

>Pats
>14-2
>Barkley
>Pats
>The Saints finally make it back to the Owl, and get beat down on both sides a la Broncos / $(ers

>reads url
the fuck's his problem?

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Yea Forums's worst fanbases are everyone in the NFC North, Eagles, Chiefs, and Old Gay by himself makes the Ravens one of the worst.

Don't forget the Cowboys.

>Eagles, Chiefs
these two alongside Panthers literally run this general. I was dying last year at the Mahomes memes. this general is so fucking lame and hates fun in all its forms.

why do all the GOAT NFL photos feature Brady?

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any team touched by the walrus coaching tree is a meme powerhouse

>mfw I have sowed division and made everybody think everybody else is a samefag of either bradysknee or old bay to the point /nfl/ is divided into two threads
Good...good...civil war will come soon enough. Dance my monkeys, dance...

He’s a whiner bitch?

Tbqh the seal fuckup was pure kino

The season MVP hasn't won the owl since 1999

lmao the giants are so fucked

because he is the wayne gretzky, michael jordan, babe ruth of the NFL

based. but cmon man it really is bradys sixth knee who makes 70% of nfl related posts.

"Star" players arriving at camp with the showmanship of professional wrestlers in the WWE...and people actually like this...

Then they proceed to have a completely forgettable season and/or end up hurt early.

>jets
>7-9
>luck/brees
>Chargers Saints
>endless blowout, chargers win by field goal in last minute

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He's a kino magnet

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my favorite.

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>Eagles blow it in the 4th quarter, pick six from DJax to Wentz on a 4th down conversion

NYG really need a WR, heh

>Chorgers
>winning on a last second field goal
Lmao

honestly this might be the greatest sports pic of all time its just so kino

it would be peak irony for them to win it soley from that

>Seahawks
>16-3
>Wagner
>Hawks Pats
>Wagner has the greatest season of any defender all time, then seals owl with a Brady pic6

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>Babe Ruth is still considered the GOAT
How fucking embarrassing....what a shit sport.

Even the steroids couldn’t break Ruth. Now was Montana the true goat before Brady or was there a Peyton to Montana?

Guess where on this Babe Ruth is? Not to mention he was a great pitcher as well.

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Leonidas of Rhodes is still the best runner of all time.

>a system babby is considered the GOAT
what a shit sport

I'm the best fucker of all time.

>Kiwi has an American flag now
Neat. Was wondering if he'd show up again.

you haven't met my wife's boyfriend

Montana had the second most innovative mind to coach professional football. Defenses were not ready for the West Coast offense. All Montana had to do was follow Walsh's directions exactly. He also had the best safety of all time. Walsh always gave more credit to Steve Young as a talent than Montana. Unitas, Tarkenton, Baugh, and even Graham could always be well argued against Montana.

Bobby Wagner is overrated as fuck. He's literally never played on a bad defense.

Any update about Will Grier ? Pants fans ?

Last year's hawks had almost no d-line, a secondary of rookies, and his co-linebacker Wright was injured for most of the season. He was the only thing opponents needed to avoid. Yet he had the third most tackles in the league. You don't even know what you're talking about.

you're a retard. he consistently has had the most tackles every season.

OH NONONONONONONNONONON
AHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF THIS WR CORP

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Also, there's rumors that Golden Tate may have a PED suspension coming down

A decent QB will make no-names good. Brady’s done it a million times. So did peyton. A merely above average QB like Luck did it with Dontrelle Inman last year, or Wilson has with styler Lockett for several now. And I keep hearing thay daniel Jones is actually good and it’s just the media saying he’s bad, so you should be fine!

>new york football

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Daniel Jones went like 0-9 and a pick in practice yesterday

Stoolers

If cleveland have a bad season though, the fans will become intolerable.

I seriously recommend that if you follow fantasy, draft Evan Engram because he's gonna probably be a 1000 yarder simply by being the old viable receiver the Giants have

I kept him in my dynasty league and everyone laughed.

Did they sign Russell Sheppard thinking they could just put him in for Sterling and no one would notice?

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HE’ll yeah!

>Meanwhile, as Dak and Zeke bitch about their money
youtube.com/watch?v=3r92iBo4i_8

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Felt good to have Goerge Kittle as my sleeper last year

Good to hear Reggie White is healthy again.

we don't deserve him bros

Hang around and watch Arizona or Oakland implode. You'll feel better.

>floats like a butterfly stings like AB
you bastard lol

>One of the Round of 1 busts already injured

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*NYG

Fuck off weeb

...

Steve Young was a god, though. He was so good they had to pay him two salaries at the same time.

Jesus. All these shitty hot takes in one post. It's like you're channeling your inner Stephen A.

Good. Fuck up in practice and learn from it. That's what it's for.

Jets tbqh

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Because he's still around. I don't think Matt Bryant or Phil Dawson are returning for 2019 (yet), so that leaves Brady the second oldest player behind Vinatieri.

These nogs really are insufferable. It makes you want to stop watching.

If he ever sees the field

I honestly don't know how any Eagles fan would admire him over Foles. What the fuck has he done?

Seahawks just extended Bobby Wagner to a 3 year $54 mil contract

Raiders are going to be ass next year.

>It makes you want to stop watching.
No because I'm not a beta who cares about something so meaningless.

>nigga's name is Brittany

Haven't watched the NFL in a decade. Who are some fun teams with chill players?

Eagles

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miss me with that shit no team in philly or boston are worth watching

won't make the playoffs?

Carson's a good lad.

>Still mad that his defense got exposed by a back-up QB
Imagine the 50 Carson Wentz is going to hang on them in November

what was the last chill team you liked so we can get an idea of what you're looking for.

>Eagles
no longer chill

Carolina.

$cam is the opposite of chill

Will Wentz be doing that from his wheelchair or his hospital room?

I can't remember but I do like a strong defense, and a good running game. The players don't need the highest skill level, but they must play for each other in a selfless way, and work well together as a team. Definitely can be an underdog or team with a bad record.

Colts defense finished (barely) top 10 last year despite having only one real star player. It was a bunch of journeymen and rookies playing for each other otherwise. Running game is okay but it’s once again a committee of non-big-names.

Yes, he hangs a 50 dollar bill after each successful surgery.

Cool I'll put them on the list. Playing by committee is fine. I don't need huge stars on my team just want some good lads who play hard.

Just wanna watch football bros

Same, I am going to watch all 4 preseason games end-to-end.

You know, you're the only cowfag on here who won't mindlessly run down the iggles and pray for Wentz to hurt himself. You're okay, cowbro.

>eagles fans literally cheer Michael Irvin getting s career ending spinal cord injury
>hurrdurr why cowboys fans mean to us

Who is the most elite long snapper in the league?

Luke Rhodes. He’s so good that the guy who he replaced even admits it instead of being salty.

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who's ready for the heartbreak of kooklie's career ending concussion this season?

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My Patties are going to win it all again!!! Woo Patties!!!
*farts in every other team’s mouth*
Oh no!!!

dear god please let the saints win this year before brees retires, were going to be trash without him, let him get a ring and then retire in peace

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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Is this that legendary Rivers trash talk coming through

Not Scam.

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If they don't extend MG3 that's more cap space Rivers can try to get next year.

Anyone got the FO Almanac this year?

Rick Lovato. I miss Dorenbos so much though.

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I know it's way early but I sincerely believe that by the end of his career that Saquon Barkley will be considered the GOAT RB

Not if the Giants ride him for 400 carries and receptions a season. He'll be broke down before he gets his first contract.

berds

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it's hard to imagine there's more than one of you

but does this amuse you in some way? or are you hoping Kurt Warner will return?

P/a/triots

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this tbqhwyf

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Saged. This is the gay boi thread

>lions
>11-5
>stafford
>lions-patriots
>lions superb owl
I may or may not be high af
>

>Bucs
>Jameis is a shitty QB and a rapist
>secondary is trash
>literally dredged up a coach who retired
>GM is absolute trash who somehow has a job still
>Jags
>no offensive weapons
>Fournette is a busy
>Coughlin is geriatric and Marrone sucks ass
>defense is good though
>Dolphins
>no QB
>no offense
>and no defense

Why is Florida so awful?

What went wrong?

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The weather does things.

when the fuck did joehawks get back

Watch the Niners, they've been a basement team for the past few seasons and have a real chance at climbing out of it this year if they can stay healthy. They just added some key pieces to their D which was just awful last year s it'll be interesting to see how they improve in that department this year not to mention Jimmy G (QB) and Jerrick McKinnon (RB) making comebacks from season ending ACL injuries early last season.

You guys will be in the owl next year along with the Rams since the NFL loves highest city revenue teams for quick shekels since non libtard viewers know its WWE script tier entertainment now.

>Patriots
>12-4
> Elliot
> Pats - Burrs
> Revenge for 85 finally.

>Good lads that play hard

Niners also have Kittle at TE who has started to emerge as a dominant player at his position and if he can string up another season like he did last year (Broke the single season record for most receiving yards by a TE) he'll be making a strong case for himself. He's also a YAC machine, he lead the NFL last year among all receivers in the stat. The guy is also a riot and one of the most well received players on the field and in the eyes of his teammates. By far one of my most favorite players to watch.

Life.
>if

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Bills. Great defense and everyone just shuts up and plays. Also Josh Allen is one of the most exciting players in football

Imagine being the Cardinals and not firing your inebriate GM for his incompetence before proceeding to get rid of your QB/coach combo after one year so you can hire the literal second comings of JaMarcus Russell and Chip Kelly.

The Cardinals will be a '15 Giggles tier disaster once everyone figures out the 'le Air Raid offensive college genius' meme

-Team that was underrated/bad last year that will surprise this year

-Team that was good/made the playoffs last year that will disappoint this year

>the infested shantytown of Baltipoor

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>Team that was underrated/bad last year that will surprise this year
9ers
>Team that was good/made the playoffs last year that will disappoint this year
Bears

>Team that was underrated/bad last year that will surprise this year
Browns
>Team that was good/made the playoffs last year that will disappoint this year
Eagles

The Bills will get back into the WC playoff picture. Their offense improved leaps and bounds once they cut Kelvin Benjamin last year and they've got one of the league's best defenses. McDermott is going to take a third-year leap as a HC just like Rivera did (And McDermott was his defensive coordinator for all those years).

The Saints are frontrunners who shit their pants at the first sign of trouble and Brees is falling off. Plus the fact that they pissed off the entire league last year with their showboating. I expect them to get their shit kicked in.

>ever since McDermott and Beane left Rivera and Gettleman have been exposed
Panthers btfo

Wilks took over for McDermott and there was little falloff on that defense. But then he got vultured too and the Panthers' coaching turnover caught up to them. You don't have a clue what you're talking about.

I sincerely apologize... take me back... I won't do it again

Do you think this will be Brady's last season? Or last full season, anyway.

And by the way, Gettleman's best draft with the Panthers was after Beane left. McCaffrey, Samuel, and Moton were all lights out picks, even if the Panthers whiffing badly by spending a third round pick on Daeshon Hall sullies that Draft.

He’s playing until he’s 45.

Going to be his last season since the Rams stadium will be complete and Bortles/Mcvay will end a scripted dynasty with a bigger scripted dynasty with the most revenue city in the US

>the cardinals organization doesn't know what they're doing
Shocker

neither do their shit for brains fans that bump dead trolling threads like this retard

I can’t help but notice that you bumped the thread to complain about someone else bumping the thread hours ago.
Enjoy this additional bump and continue being furious at the guy who posts pictures of red birds.

Do one with the Iggles and Cowboys plz

>you bumped the thread
except i didnt

I just did again
You’re playing against a master, son

No one mentioned Michael Irvin.

how to follow college football? just pick a team and try to watch all their games?

Bills

Titans

Shit, made the playoffs? Titans don't count. Bears or Ravens

Pick a conference and watch their games

>Spic
USC is your team.

I started to follow arkansas because the wildhog is also in my hometowns crest

Seeing your Mexican I'd role with the Longhorns. They suck now, are an undeniable sleeping giant. Them or USC.

Lads, there's a student offer for NFL Sunday Ticket for just $80 for the regular season. Should I go for it?

What game

The Giants receiver corps isn't looking pretty but at least they're not experiencing an off-season like the 49ers in 2015

I'm impressed that you managed to get both of the worst possible answers.

No he means the entire Sunday ticket package for $80 and yes you should do it.

is it only sunday games or is that just some markteting name ?

It's any game not on your local television network, but all those other games can be watched on the nfl app. It's invaluable in the NY area where the shitty Gnats and Jest get every good game blacked out