/trans/ - The Worst Kit Of All Time Edition

THAT' A YIKES FROM ME

>waaaaaaaaaaa I couldn't make another shit huddersfield town edition waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*wins the cl*

>Aston Villa spend this window: £115m
>Derby County spend this window: £0
Mad the difference that one game of football makes desu

malcom to dortmund for ~40m seems very close to done

>Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola believes Phil Foden is "the most talented player" he has ever seen.
WEW LAD

>Manchester United have been told they will have to spend more than £30m on Newcastle's 21-year-old English midfielder Sean Longstaff. (Manchester Evening News)

Kek, this would be an even bigger blunder than Fred.

shit didn't see
pep has lost the PLOT

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lots of players have talent but it's about putting focusing talent into a final product
what pep means that foden has the most raw talent of any player he has manager, that doesn't mean that he is going to be as good as any other player at transferring that talent onto the pitch but that is pep's job to get him there
that comment wasn't saying that foden will be as good as messi, xavi or iniesta
there are plenty of "talented players" who fail and get released or drop down to the lower leagues because they don't have the application

Ozil the 30 year old boomer

But after isn’t a blunder. Have you never seen a player need a season to acclimatise to the premier league?

Also
>Ireland cricket

Lads the derby kit is so bad

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Making 3 times as much at 19

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Not really, there's far, far worse this season

their bade is so shit

has Maguire had his medical yet

Um no it isn't. Mong

yeah they are still on the head

I don't want Dybala at Tottenham. I don't see why people rate him at all.

>he's the most talented player ever that's why i don't play him

The best thing about the cricket is that Ireland plastered their newspapers with 'AHAHAHA GET FUCKED ENGLAND' for two days after the 85 all out and the collapse after 171-1. Now they got rekt and have the 7th worst result ever in cricket and the worst at Lords. They'll go with 'Well we don't care any way'.

>French Spurs customer
>American Spurs customer
>Swedish Spurs customer
A series of grim events.

>The best thing about the cricket is that Ireland plastered their newspapers with 'AHAHAHA GET FUCKED ENGLAND' for two days

[citation needed]

Reminder that we won the golf last Sunday. THAT was dominating all our headlines all week.

i don't understand why a plastic bandwagoner would choose to support fucking spurs, surely you'd go for a team that wins (or used to win) trophies

alri sadiq

Really, REALLY want us (The Spurs) to sign some fullbacks.

>won the golf

You won the open. Nobody cares about gold except for the Masters

>i don't understand why a plastic bandwagoner would choose to support fucking spurs

Hipsters.

we just signed kyle walker peters walker

>Briton declaring that no-one cares about the BRITISH Open just to spite the Irish

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Marvin Sordell retires: bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49127523

>Burton striker Marvin Sordell has retired from football, aged 28, after the club agreed to terminate his deal.

>Sordell, who has spoken publicly about his mental health struggles, began his career with Watford and played for Great Britain at London 2012. He made 84 appearances for Burton after joining from Coventry in 2017.

>"I've been fortunate to spend the past 10 years living my dream, but my happiness now lies outside of the game," Sordell told the club website. "My mental health has been severely impacted throughout my career, therefore I feel it's the right time to move forward in my life. I have always been eager to help people who have had similar problems in their lives and going forward I'd like to be able to make a difference in football when it comes to mental wellbeing."

Pep is a very good man manager. He's probably just trying to motivate him.

in the good old days players would just hide their mental suffering with alcohol abuse

He's the most talented player named Phil

Surely Phil Coutinho?

Jagielka?

>Has Guiness
>invented by Irish man who thought the Irish were too dumb to look after themselves and that Ireland should stay in the Union and that everybody is fucking retarded for wanting independence
>is now owned by a British company
>Guinness
>IRISH
Lmao. Change it to Whiskey, Fitizen.

not in a world in which phil stamp exists

>Tottenham are serious about signing Paulo Dybala and have had a €50M bid rejected by Juventus.

>serious
>€50M

Huh.

he's pretty shit tbf

he was one simple looking cunt

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they're jewish

quite like it to be fair
might buy it off ebay in like 4 years

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You don't "chose" a club.
I've been watching PL since I'm a child.
Years after years I started following Spurs more than others

>chevorlet
horrific
awful
no thanks

if you're going to bandwagon a team from another country you should choose at least choose a good one

Why do Spurs like 26 year-old prospects so much

Your English is bad senpai.

>come on do the Papu

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hahaha that kit

based

>justifying bangwagoning a team in another country
I like Milan and Barcelona, but I don't keep up with them.

I don't get how you can 'like' teams in other countries. If Inter suddenly turned into the No. 1 team in Italy, they'd be more interesting than Juve. Who cares about teams that don't finish in the top 3 in their league

i completely understand liking/following a team in another country, i just find it bizarre when people exclusively support a foreign team

>Everyone has already forgotten that City won an "unprecedented domestic treble".

Why is this?

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Messi BTFO

That was the Dutch Chris Smalling

not enough obnoxious fans on social media

But >Fred works well for Ole’s system. He just has to run around a lot to cover lazy poobag

or at the etihad

>Malcom
>Hazard
>Wolf
>Brandt
>Sancho
>Bruun Larsen
Why do they need so much wingers?

He’s a cute twink

Because everyone knows Pep wanted to win the CL more than domestic cups

>living more than 10 km away from your team's stadium
Absolutely disgusting

nobody cares, that's why

P
J
A
G
S

>not being born on the pitch
casual

Jewish hipsters

>his team has a stadium

nice commercialism, plastic

I like Milan because I used to play a Arcade Game called WCCF (which is Japanese). The game was this. You collected football cards, with real life players on, then put them on the arcade machine on a 'pitch' and they then appeared on the screen. Official likeness, proper commentators, real names. I then learnt that the Japanese version had rare cards from a time where UK didn't have the machine AND they worked AND the translation team made the commentator read the names and it was all translated even though you couldn't ever get them.

Long story short, there were rare cards called Legends (world class players who were still playing) and All Time Legends (world class players who had retired). These were 'Gold' cards. I worked out you could make a AC Milan Team out of LE and ATLE cards and have it in a realistic formation. My team was the following (yes, some of these cards are odd, but that's the way it worked, later players of the same era came later after the game was pulled from UK due to cost of licensing)

GK: Lehmann (was probably the lowest rated special GK in the game at 79/100 and had what was implied as a negative special skill of Lollipop)
DL: Maldini (LE)
DC: Baresi (ATLE)
DC: Costacurta (LE)
DR: Ayala (LE)
DM: Desailly (LE)
ML/AML: Leonardo (ATLE)
AMC: Ziege (LE)
MR/AMR: Boban (ATLE)
FW: Weah (ATLE)
FW: Kluivert (LE)
I also had Papin (ATLE). As for Barcelona, I liked their style of play.

But I don't 'support' them or buy their shit. I just liked them for some reason.

>city desperately want the cl
>liverpool desperately want the pl

This. Dedicated manure customer but I shan’t be purchasing a shirt with America’s worst car company logo on it.

autism

what happened to sadpanda?

>20 years on and Manchester United STILL go on and on about The Treble.
>2 months on and Manchester City aren't even arsed about The Treble.

Is this because United have a small club mentality and City see this as just another step toward their dynasty of dominance?

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Hey, he wanted a reason.

Netherlands banned loli/shota pornography and since the server was hosted in Netherlands, they took down the server instead of moving it.

Being an anime nonce is illegal in the Netherlands now

who lives in the creek beneath the willow tree?

welp

For me, it's watching a game of soccerball on a cold october night in a hot tub

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arsenal football club

Nobody is freaking out over that. People are worried about the non porn stuff that is super rare. You want your noncery, there is mirrors like n-hentai. But the collections of art that isn't porn is gonna go.

are shit

>People are worried about the non porn stuff that is super rare
kek sure they are you fucking nonce

.... still haven't signed a defender.

I bet your fat and ugly lol

>watching anime and manga for any purpose beyond porn

Mate I don't give a fuck, but there are other boards other than Yea Forums and that is what they're saying. Don't believe them? Fine. I don't give a fuck. Stop projecting.

excuse me but the one and only william saliba is an arsenal player (next season)

>

THFC move for Juventus forward Paulo Dybala is dependent on the future of Danny Rose and Christian Eriksen. [Sky Sports]

>this depiction of an 8 year old boy getting fucked by a tranny has a lot of artistic merit

stop talking about other boards as if they matter you nonce, crossboarders should be shot
fat pedo

What?

>implying I go to other boards
This is what I've read on Yea Forums. You're really struggling, mate. I think the heat is getting to you.

I would suggest it's because it's really not that much of an achievement for Man City to have beat the teams that they did to win the 2 cup trophies last year

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>you now remember wes brown

Did you watch the open? No
Did I watch the open? No
Did /trans/ watch the open? No

I watch the Masters tho

What kit is this? It’s nice.

>4 (four) prem teams beaten to win 2 trophies
>3 of them finished in the bottom 6

you’ve brought up other boards being upset they can’t look at pedo cartoons multiple times now
just be honest, you’re upset about it and are fat and smelly

Who knew ex-hentai had non porn shit as well.

>that FA Cup run

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Dybala next week lads. Likely to be Thursday evening

Masters is based

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>cant even wank to naked cartoon children
1984 world la

mate, it's been posted in dozens of threads, Yea Forums isn't just /trans/ (though it should be). Christ, your projection is reaching Kinepolis Madrid levels.

i wanna buy a copy of bonestorm

>Liverpool desperately want to win the pl

They can’t want it they desperately. They’ve won 0

there are 64 clubs in the fa cup and 32 in the efl cup
whoa incredible how they didn't face any of the top 5 teams on similar level, very shocking

Going to have to wank to non-cartoons then instead

why do you keep bringing it up? just admit you are a fat stinky pedophile, which I’ll add you haven’t denied once

Because city didn’t win “the treble”. They won 3 competitions.
Also because nobody cares about city.

messi when

Just like city with the cl la

>whoa incredible how they didn't face any of the top 5 teams on similar level, very shocking
Chelsea drew 2 of the top 4 in the same cup competition

Someone in /trans/ yesterday or day before (I forget) was arguing arsenal have a good defence because they went 20 games unbeaten.

I literally did by saying I don't care. Man you are absolutely SCRABBLING to try and hide your own noncery lmao.

we deserve to choke on our fumes

>whiskey
*whisky

Reminder that Man City only got past Swansea in the FA Cup because VAR wasn't in use at Swansea's ground and they got a penalty they shouldn't have and then scored an offside winner

I mean, they were right? Going unbeaten for 20 odd games means their defence isn't as bad as people think. It isn't amazing or even good, but with Holding it was at least acceptable.

No way. That can’t be true. The mighty Liverpool reds have never won the league. Why do people act like their CLs count then? They don’t count unless you win the league

fat pedo, but you just enjoy the art collections though

No. Irish specifically spell it whiskey, which is why I said it. As it is an 'Irish' thing. Scotch whisky is spelled without the e. Come on lad.
>not being an alcoholic in 2019

And Lo Celso?

They conceded like 15 goals more than Chelsea and Arsenal.

Irish are all inbred potato fuckers though so why would you pay any attention to anything they say?

That’s why I fucking corrected you, brainletfag

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Right? But if their defence was dogshit, like, super bad, they'd not have done that. Anyway I don't wanna talk about Arselel so, whatever.

What do you mean 'corrected' me? Irish spell whiskey with an e, therefore, in the image, which is an Irishman, him holding whiskey would be correct. Not whisky. Fucking hell mate.

...

>Sports Direct to be fined 674 million euros
Mike Ashley is going to have to sell now, right?

>The World's Largest Cinemas. Kinepolis Madrid in Spain is the world's biggest cinema complex. Kinepolis Madrid has 25 screens, and can sit 9,200 viewers
Huh. I learned something today.

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Whisky is the patrician spelling. Whiskey is for potato nonces and plebs who drink jack daniels

Boris will help him out

Sell all of Newcastle’s players? Yes

just drink beer you fedora homos

lol villa are a total joke of a club. spend £115 million on overpriced continentals and will finish 16th

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That’s literally what they’ve spent the money to achieve. So they’ve succeeded if they get 16th

As long as they stay in the PL, they don't care.

Is it too late to send back Joelinton?

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That’s funny. None of those trophies look like this one

youtube.com/watch?v=P59rpxx4dEs

Lads. Remind me. How many premier league titles do Liverpool have?

It won't be that much. They won't pay that much.

Not sure mate, must be a few, they've won CL's!

They''ll get over 100 million just for being in the prem

>TifoFootball

Lo Celso or Dybala?

Fun reminder that the last time the Premier League trophy had red ribbons on it was in 2013. The ribbons have been exclusively blue ever since

Red won in 2014 though

Lol 0

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>LiverPOO
OH NO NO NOOOOO lmao praise kek

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>Liverpool have 0 PL

Kek

>Liverpool have 0 PL
and 96 dead fans lmaoo kek

>tfw room is full of mosquitos
Just kill me.

Pretty sure it’s the same as 96x0

>[David Maddock] Klopp wants to keep Harry Wilson and has promised game time for Liverpool this season, in response to Newcastle and Villa interest - Reds would be reluctant sellers, and only huge bid of £25m would get them to table
It's fucking happening >we are selling wilson for 20 mill
Klopp to play upfront in case of an injury

love deano 2bh

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turn off all lights, open the windows, see them go away

you need to buy one of these m8 but for windows

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Liverpools new kit

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bit obsessed with liverpool you lot

No windows m80s, I'm from Liverpool.

it’s just liverpool fans falsefagging, I don’t think anyone under 35 could give a shit about them

fucking kek nice one lads haha

not a liverpool fan but never been a fan of the hillsborough/96 dead memes. pretty disgusting 2bh

how long before scouse twitter mafia try to get youre 4channel account banned

Same desu. Their fans annoy me but 'hurr a bunch of u died lol' is pretty cringe.

We can do plane crash jokes if you want m8

just embarrassing for me desu
imagine spamming 9/11 at any american you disagree with as if they give a fuck, absolute cringe

>Liverpool could play 10 games in 29 days over Christmas after the Fifa Club World Cup dates were confirmed.

>Leicister playing two friendlies at the same time tomorrow
wot

>spamming 9/11 at any american
based

>Fifa Club World Cup
I mean playing Al-Bin or Sydney Utd wont be that taxing

Why isn't Chelshit signing anyone?

>heard my girlfriend in the bedroom on Facetime with her older sister
>older sister asked "what, do you think you'll marry him?"
>girlfriend said "if he wants me to, yes!"
>they both started squealing and laughing

Is 27 too young to get married bros? Really love this girl desu.

banned

>Lookman, Gueye, Schneiderlin, Tosun out, Zouma not coming back
>Kean and Zaha in
We're looking a bit shallow right now, we need more signings

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Fuck off

And you

you really think this is the best place to ask?

Fuck off casual. They have a transfer ban and they have signed Pulisiuc and Kovavic.

Probably play play a second string team anyway.

no

!?!

Why wouldn't it be?

every girlfriend wants to marry you after a year unless they're a thot, huge red flag if they dont

Fernandes to Liverpool confirmed
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978

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huuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr omg

WHY ISNT ANY CLUB SIGNING ANYBODY. I NEED SOME SORT OF DRAMA OR EXCITEMENT IN MY LIFE

no
got married at 25

my ex gf who i'd been with for about 8 months at the time was talking about marriage and saying she could see herself marrying me, then i got dumped less than 2 months later lmao.

>getting married
dont want to be tied down when there's so many fit birds to shag haha

marriage is just entirely impractical

I was only joking lads, I don't have a girlfriend.

When did you get divorced?

marriages are man made prisons

t. married (had to ask permission to go on 4channel)

so what you're saying is the transfer fell through?

do you want to stop having sex?
do you want her to stop tkaing care of her looks and become a cow?
do you want to put at risk all your possessions and income in case of divorce?
if the answer to these questions is yes, then marry her

he always talks like that

Lads. Lads. Lads. PLEASE can we get , please. We must go for it.

no fuck off

it's like marmite. Some people love the minimalism and some people are like >a fucking sheep

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rare photo of peptide fraudiola getting btfo

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It's going to be an oof from me

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>"Transfer fell through"
>Had been together for 8 months

m8....

hopefully everyone will have stopped posting by then

get for the lads

It's bullying like this that killed /trans/.

villa relegated confirmed

/trans/ needs offing imo

>wall of black and green text
Shall be reading that

no she was signed a short free transfer a couple days after we mutually terminated the contract

>sign Egyptian player
>Egyptian football fans swarm teams page
>Realize Egypt was a mistake

>played for the England Under-16s, Republic of Ireland Under-17s and USA Under-18s
ridiculous

wonder what this would look like with wages and agent fees

You need offing

worse than indians desu

I'm going to get it

Im in yer mums bedroom if you want to do it yourself

t. scouser

Kit is great, squad not so much

Theyre unironically claiming he's better than Salah as well

What's the official terminology for seven digits? Hepts?

It's like they want to get liquidated

Shichis

If they're that loyal to one player in their team they must have a reason to make that claim, right? RIGHT?

Septuples

not even a real get

Based

*scratches bum*

big seveny braps

Do Fulham have any chants I can steal for next season?

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>He is also eligible for Italy.
What's weird is I'd say if he looks anything he looks Scottish, which seems to be the only nation he's not eligible to play for

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Yes, they're either morons, or every other team in the market are retards and have missed the deal of the millenium

Seps for /trans/

liverslip will never win the league

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CAM ON YOU SOUF

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Jarrod Bowen will win the Ballon D'or this year, you heard it here first

Based football genius Egyptians

Just give us the league cup now

Septs.

...

clear depression

literally have sex if you tried for that "get"

Yea Forums was a mistake

>tfw I've been the only one to get a 5 digit get
>tfw can't even remember
And we fucked up again.

>tf
>tp

Meet me round the back of maccies then

my wife is sucking me off as I type this post.

I did and missed by 32 lol

Mission failed we'll get em next time

munich cunts hope they all die

jft96 ynwa 6times

Have windows.

gets that aren't powers of 10 or all repeating digits aren't real gets

if you really wanna get petty then spending time on here giving rules on posts getting repeating numbers is extremely pathetic

Good on him for admitting it at least instead of offing himself

>Notts County have been taken over by Alexander and Christoffer Reedtz, the National League club have confirmed.

>"Personal contact is always good, it keeps you alive. Life is always about relationships, even if it's only for a few seconds."
kloppo always knows best, but then here i am sitting alone in my living room watching bob ross

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are they moneyballers?

Marry the sister instead

Holy shit that is ugly. Imagine being so soulless your team colours are white and black.

>made mad money
>quit
The new investment banker class. Based and moneypilled.

And both will be back down in the ChampionSHIT next season anyway

For me, it's the out-of-place Man City third kit.

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>implying Newcastle, Sheffield United and Brighton aren't good enough to not go down

Don't worry, it'll be Bale & Moise end of next week. Zaha is in the bag as well because Usmanov fucking hates that nonce Kronke.

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Man those new McDonald's frozen lemonades are refreshing

Looks like a tasty ice lolly

I'm watching a re-run of shark tank lads and let me tell you that bitch Lori can have it if you know what I mean haha x

they won the Domestic Treble

we call it dragons den over here

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If you have to add a word between. "the" and "treble" then it doesn't count

It's because they blame the police with the incident rather than themselves, which got all of England banned from the Champions League.
They always act like the victims.

>i-it d-doesn't count!

btec barca kit for the btec barca

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It doesn't though.

It's like calling the league cup and the charity shield "the double"

Liverpool's Treble > Man City's Treble

>bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49056967
>answer with what you seen refs do
>1/7 right
the referees a wanker
the referees a wanker
the referees a wanker

That's the tinpot double. It's a thing.

I like it

That was Heysel, which happened earlier

Don't forget Liverpool make fun of everton because of when when they had a really good chance of winning the European cup

Now they're forever in the shadow of Aston Villa, Nottingham Forest and the smallest European cup winners of them all, Chelsea

who is in the shadow?

>another season buying no one

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Everton

Everton I guess. Reckon Liverpool should be held liable because all they had to do to stay in Europe is whore themselves out to Dunkin Doughnuts and Baseball.

>that american flag
lel

Well Liverpool are a plastic yank team 2bf

Shoulda watched the WWC

i think rach is drunk tweeting

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>Van Dijk Thinks He Should Be The Highest Rated Premier League Defender On FIFA 20
Monster chad.

piece of shit whore manlet lover

i mean he's comfortably better than anyone else in the premier league, so it's understandable

>pls make me best one on your game
pathetic

>Gareth Bale is close to sealing a stunning move from Real Madrid to Chinese club Jiangsu Suning on a contract worth over £1 million-a-week.

>The Wales international is in the final stages of negotiations and Jiangsu are now confident of completing a deal for the 30-year-old.

>Should it go through, then Bale will most likely more than double his £600,000-a-week Real wages and will comfortably be the biggest star to ever move to the Chinese Super League.

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He isn't chad for saying what everyone would agree with

this was proven to be fake news days ago

Hello, is ceballos a good signing?

no

Source?

Gareth Bale is close to sealing a stunning move from Real Madrid to Chinese club Jiangsu Suning on a contract worth over £1 million-a-week.

The Wales international is in the final stages of negotiations and Jiangsu are now confident of completing a deal for the 30-year-old.

Should it go through, then Bale will most likely more than double his £600,000-a-week Real wages and will comfortably be the biggest star to ever move to the Chinese Super League.

For me, it's Rudiger

>you'll never go to Hong Kong or Macau after a few months and buy cool shit
Hong Kong has some amazing apartments. Sigh. UK should have fought for it.

Doesn't really happen in England 2bh though

Just for those apartments to turn into rubble?

>buying shit in macau
It's all about gambling

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49134836

BAYOL TO CHINA IS REAL

Why the West isn't encouraging Hong Kong to be returned to UK, I do not know. Alas.

I am aware, but Macau has a lot of cool shops too. It's Chinky Las Vegas.

youtube.com/watch?v=cqeDJPr1esI

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49133556

>Bury's opening League One match of the season against MK Dons will be suspended if they do not provide proof of their financial viability by Monday.

>get promoted
>die

someone needs to give this bloke a good hard shag

>league one club gets killed
>it's not bolton

>Pep is a very good man manager
The best. These lads get paid nothing and he works them to the bone.

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Even Blackpool are still alive somehow

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Those "slaves" are being paid. That's why the came all the way from India and Bangladesh. Life is literally better in Qatar for a "slave" than pooland

i still don't get why you'd want to get rid of lukaku if you're united
he's a cl-quality player easily

Scenes when Bale gets unveiled in China and rattles off his opening statement in perfect ching-chong-chin-wag

Wholesome

he was good, one of the best of his era (either him or ronaldo)
had one of the best world cup final performances of all time, scored a very sexy goal in a champions league final, had one of the best world cup tournaments of all time and retired in the final in the most hilarious/legendary way possible

not many would consider him the greatest of all time, but probably top tennish to fifteenish

kek

>yfw you're the personal translator who gets paid £50k a week to be your bitch
Then again, 300,000,000 chinks speak English.

Who are you referring to?

xx

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everything they win feels vapid and empty

>yfw you'll never be paid £1,000,000 a week to play League 2 tier players whilst you bang in dozens of goals a season with each goal being £10,000 bonus on top of a £70,000 per game appearance year
It hurts, lads

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>he's a cl-quality player easily
he's a 3rd-place-in-your-cl-group-quality player

would be hilarious if giggs keeps calling him up for wales

>Bale's HYS has crashed

>300,000,000 chinks speak English.
Do they though?

Not a United. No player are CL quality player at United.

chris wilder is the new fergie

Yeah. One of the biggest 'business' in China is language tutors. Which teach English.

> Estimates vary but about 300 million Chinese—nearly as many people as there are in the U.S.—are English language learners, according to Chinese media reports. The industry is worth RMB30 billion (US$5 billion).
so, who knows.

He's still Wales's best player, even if he is wasting his ability against rice farmers

>Juventus to include Dybala in deal to sign Lukaku
fucking WEW

10k bonus ? Are you joking ? Zlatan had almost a 80k bonus at PSG.

Kids learn english in schools so the young generation all know it pretty much. Get some highschool classes taught exclusively in english

>you lived to see 4-1-2-1-2 bayol go to china for the money

mental why would he not just go back to spurs or literally anywhere in europe, surely he would still be able to cash in later in his career, but this is it basically over at 30.

Kino

I wish I was paid to just make shit up

sauce

no one wants his wages and he's a crock. You know it's a grim situation if even united wouldn't try to get him

No club could afford his £600k a week.

twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1154872882226454537

>Arsenal and Liverpool have agreed deals for Nicolas Pepe, according to L’Equipe.

>The Premier League duo are willing to pay £72m in principle for the Ivory Coast international.

>Serie A sides Inter Milan and Napoli have agreed similar terms with Lille.

>Manchester United and Atletico Madrid are reportedly also interested but are yet to launch bids.

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>tfw my posts aren't appearing

Oh wow that's very credible, sky sports are trustworthy news source

Eden Hazard is close to joining Real Madrid on a deal that could be worth up to 90million, sky sports news understands.

minimum level of quality required, mate

u wot

Why can't Yea Forums explain this picture?

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WE HATE NOTTINGHAM FOOOOOREST

WE HATE EVERTON TOO

>THEY'RE SHIT

WE HATE MAN UNIIIIIITED

BUT LIVERPOOL WE LOVE YOU

>ALL TOGETHER NOW

>no nerman
well, well, well
>imagine this line up of shitters is the best you have
lmao

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Probably because Liverpool weren't champions the season before they won the champions league and it therefore doesn't count

What's to explain?

That Liverpool carries England in Europe?

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>Real Madrid are increasingly confident they could sign French 26-year-old midfielder Paul Pogba from Manchester United this summer. (ESPN)

Bayern Munich have opened talks with Manchester City over recruiting their 23-year-old German winger Leroy Sane, valued at £90m. (Mirror)

>Striker Romelu Lukaku, 26, travelled to his country Belgium on Friday for talks with his agent as Inter Milan close in on a £70m deal with Manchester United. (Daily Mail)

Atletico Madrid are interested in signing 28-year-old Colombian midfielder James Rodriguez from rivals Real Madrid. (Independent)

>Newcastle owner Mike Ashley said it was "money first, then the club" for ex-manager Rafael Benitez, and added it was "impossible" to keep hold of the Spaniard. (Mail)

Ashley adds he will add larger release clauses to contracts in the future after being caught out by Leicester triggering the £30m clause in the contract of former striker Ayoze Perez, 26. (Mail)

>Portuguese forward Rafael Leao, 20, is set to leave Lille for AC Milan for 35m euros (£31.5m) - in a deal that includes a 20% sell-on clause. (RMC Sport)

Bournemouth are set to beat Brighton to the £15m signing of Huddersfield's Danish midfielder Philip Billing, 23. (Sun)

>Swansea City risk missing out on a move for Chelsea's 22-year-old English midfielder Kasey Palmer. (Wales Online)

David Beckham's Major League side Inter Miami have made their first ever signings,. They have acquired two 19-year-olds - midfielder Matias Pellegrini from Banfield and forward Julian Carranza from Estudiantes - who are both Argentine. (Goal)

>Panathinaikos are assessing a move for Celtic's 21-year-old Ivorian midfielder Kouassi Eboue. (Daily Record)

Real Madrid's 22-year-old Spanish centre-back Jesus Vallejo is having a medical at Wolves ahead of a loan move. (Talksport)

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>United used 3 different captains in 4 years

>26 July
>Premier League
Dean Henderson [Manchester United - Sheffield United] Loan
Ben Osborn [Nottingham Forest - Sheffield United] Undisclosed

>English Football League
Victor Adeboyejo [Barnsley - Bristol Rovers] Loan
Luke Armstrong [Middlesbrough - Salford] Undisclosed
Marcus Browne [West Ham - Middlesbrough] Undisclosed
Seny Dieng [QPR - Doncaster] Loan
Rory Holden [Bristol City - Walsall] Loan
James Husband [Norwich - Blackpool] Loan
Alex Jakubiak [Watford - Gillingham] Loan
Zak Jules [Macclesfield - Walsall] Undisclosed
Gary Liddle [Carlisle - Walsall] Free
Jordan Lyden [Aston Villa - Swindon] Free
Sean McLoughlin [Cork City - Hull] Undisclosed
Callum Reilly [Gillingham - AFC Wimbledon] Free
Ivan Sunjic [Dinamo Zagreb - Birmingham City] Undisclosed
Scott Wharton [Blackburn - Northampton] Loan

>Scottish Premiership
Madis Vihmann [Flora - St Johnstone] Loan

>International
Andre-Frank Zambo Anguissa [Fulham - Villarreal] Loan

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kind of pointless distinction
why "two finals" and not "two victories"

>tget to the stage where they want to facetime/talk and flame out

Damn these gf applications are hard

>Argentine
Argentinian sounds better to me.

Which app?

>Poobag and Pookaku out
Based, now we can go back to the days of 70 crosses per match

Bog of trog

>still not English
Want2die guys

It's not just that, the guys that own Villa are worth around 11B pounds (and the Egyptian dude's family is worth something like 30B). They were always going to splash out as much as possible. They even bought Villa Park with their NSWE group for like 57M a couple months back (probably to help with FFP, which is their real barrier).

If Young and Trippier just crossed to Kane and Big Andy England would have another star

That’s not even that bad. There’s far worse kits this year and even their third kit last year was worse than that

>There’s far worse kits this year
Post them then.

Bet that your team has a worse kit

So you have no answer then. It doesn't suit Celtic whatsoever.

Not entirely sure how this one is worse than the Pink Chevron.

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I am late but

telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/07/26/mike-ashley-accuses-rafael-benitez-putting-money-newcastle/

>pot calling the kettle black

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literally built for instagram thots

chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mike-ashley-breaks-silence-newcastle-16654469

ashley just here to piss fans off

FUCK POLACKS

DISGUSTING PEOPLE I'LL SUPPORT ANYTHING THAT FUCKS THEM OFF THIS SHITHOLE ISLAND

did a polish guy just fuck your gf or something?

all of them

>Celtic "have contingency plans" in case Arsenal or another club make an acceptable offer for Kieran Tierney, says manager Neil Lennon.
Yeah, you signed another player in Bolingoli. Arsenal should be looking to sign Tah from Leverkusen. He's big and pretty good.

Just want to confirm that yes, Trezeguet at £8.75 is a fucking steal but he's not Salah's level.

So...nobody wants england's brave harry kane?

>Not at the level of a player at the team that's going to finish 2nd this season

In a newly promoted team, I'll take it.

I always wondered why Zidan never joined an English team. Dude was a good shadow striker.

No. Just completely uncivilised cunts. They truly disgust me.

im kinda like that with like 98% of romanians t b h

Most Egyptian players fizzle out early. He was 28 I think when he transferred to Dortmund and that was his peak.

Unfortunately they are shitting up my city, and in particular my once quiet street. Unfortunately for these disgusting uncoath niggers they don't know why their tyres were punctured, nor why their wipers have no rubber when it rains.

Sound like you're the one shitting up the city to me

Also, Egypt, campaign to join the Commonwealth please. No, it won't mean the Queen is your leader. We need to fix all this stuff ;_;

propa hard man here lads

in other news
>real madrid

What happened lad?

losing 6-1 to atletico

>Zidane

Are Real even going to make top four this season?
Ronaldo really carried their ass.

Fucking hell

Well I cant say their fans don't deserve it

ate real madrid fans
ate barca fans
I uh, don't luv much about spain tbqh, no offence la

Red card appeice now too

Luv me benidorm

Madridistas getting heem’d

>tfw you'll never warch Blackpool vs Benidorm FC in the Europa League final

Madrid losing 7-3

*gets relegated*

>Dani Ceballos reportedly asked his parent club Real Madrid not to include a clause in his loan deal with Arsenal which would allow the north London club to sign him permanently at the end of next season.

>The 22-year-old's year-long move to the Gunners was confirmed on Thursday , with the deal allegedly costing Arsenal £15m.

>But according to Spanish outlet AS Ceballos still believes he could have a long-term future at Madrid, and for that reason has asked for an option-to-buy clause to be omitted from the deal.

Is AS reputable? Do you think he's regretting it?

They're playing next goal wins

Jhon Mcgovern was class

>Barron Trump, the son of US President Donald Trump, was in attendance to witness the masterclass from Atletico Madrid

>Arsenal spent £15m on a player who won't even be with them next season
Holy fucking grim. £15m could have been spent on those Ligue 2 players they were linked to. At least they'd be able to be sold on later. It's not like Ceballos is a match winner. Loaning seems utterly fucking useless.

>Nottingham Forest are to hold a collection before a pre-season friendly to raise funds for unpaid staff at city rivals Notts County.

>Staff at the National League club last received money in May and have not been paid July wages as scheduled on Friday.

retard

it's so strange, you'd think success on that level for several years would give them some sort of legitimacy but they're still fundamentally plastic shite

if zaha really leaves palace for everton he's dumb as shit

"oh man i can go from being the best player on the team that finishes 13th to the best player on the team that finishes 10th"

He shouldn't leave at all. Prove he can do it again. The absolute STATE of CP's valuation is that he didn't do very well at all last season. He isn't worth £50m let alone £60m or £80m. Yacine Brahimi was a decent winger available on a free but nobody went for him in the PL. Zaha is a meme and not worth his valuation. I do not think Everton are that dumb.

My biggest shock this window is nobody has bought Ziyech for £25m. Dude had 20 odd goals and 20 odd assists last season.

Friendlies today
>Brentford v Bournemouth
>Charlton v Aston Villa
>Birmingham v Brighton
>Wigan v Burnley
>Bristol City v Crystal Palace
>Everton v Mainz and also Seville somehow
>Leicester v Rotherham and also Stoke somehow
>Yokohama F. Marinos v Man City
>Preston v Newcastle
>West Ham v Fulham
also some other shitters

arsenal's transfer policy is some of the worst i've seen. i'm not even a fan of them but it makes me seethe in principle. even with a shoestring budget i can guarantee that any /trans/ poster would do better

>sign ligue 2 players
>get absolutely mogged by the jocks
Embarrassing

sorry, but for me it's dortmund vs udinese

>another friendly where Maguire plays
>another day where prospects of playing Jones and Smalling against Chelsea looms closer

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Goddamn I wonder how does it feel to be Real Madrid customer now

Definitely not so easy as in past seasons
What a time to be alive

dybala is too pretty for man u

dont worry he's not going there
more bullshit from Sky and Di Marzio.

Man Utd haven't replaced Fellaini or Herrera, why on earth would anyone expect them to replace Lukaku?

based gareth bale taking the whole club down with him

>cutrone to wolves
what went wrong?

What position does ziyech play? Maybe Liverpool should look at him

L M A O

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xD

what the..

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Manure has replaced both with McTominay and Andreas Pereira. The portuguese geezer or the Lazio lad would only come in if they sold Pogba to Real for billion. The forward department is literally the last place they are looking to improve which is the main reason they are trying to get rid of Lukaku.

It would be beautiful if Juventus get Lukaku. Inter has been acting like it's a fucking fish market with the constant price haggling after the way they fucked manure over all those windows ago with the Perisic garbage.

right winger but better as an attacking 8

but why?

>Manure has replaced both with McTominay and Andreas Pereira
either you or Ed Woodward is a fucking retard

They are a mediocre team now. What do you expect?

better considering the money they could spend

SEETHING

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Mediocre team spend mediocre amount of money. Sound about right to me. Maybe they will spend abit more now with the portuguese geezer landing and Pogba going to Real for billion.

>not putting money on chelsea & manure both finishing outside the top 6

>arsenal getting 4th
ofcourse a braindead degenerate gambler thinks this

Chelsea have finished outside the top 6 one time since 1996

>implying theyre not finishing 9th

Retard

And?

been a shite window for Don Balon

It's not going to happen user

how can one predict anything while the window's still open?

I still believe

>tfw reaching the point in preseason where we might see an approximation of the first team
>tfw might get to see Brandt-Reus-Götze triangle

>um...Everton or Wolves are getting 4th
absolute spastic

>Ornstein: Liverpool have less than £13m to spend this transfer window
J U S T

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Keep crying ya bitch

....how?

Is João Felix the greatest failure of /trans/?

>rumoured for a month to leave Benfica to Atletico for 120M€
>/trans/ ignores him, focuses instead on 27 yyars old striker Literally Nbugu going from Bournemouth to Southampton
>Felix goes to Atletico
>/trans/ doesn't care, most of Yea Forums dismisses him and accuses him of being a literally who, everybody more interested to where Neymar isn't going, or where some Pepe guy from Lille or something will go
>Felix plays game against Real Madrid
>becomes the Rapist of Real in ten minutes

You need to change your ways, /trans/

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>giving a shit about la liga once ronaldo left

>post record profits
>limited to 13m

Reminder the best LB in the league last season only cost 8m.

Why not both?

the 13m is true. Id believe Ornstein

also Zinchenko cost less than £8m

Should’ve won the prem. that’s where the money is at

Did he actually rape them? He scored 1 in 7 goal spree. If anything Costa raped them

Chelsea are about to go the way of Aston Villa about a decade ago

They're going to get relegated in the next 5 years

He looked good, but Madrid were absolutely horrible. Everyone was tearing them apart.

>fuck you I want you out my club Id sooner lose 7-3 every match for the next 10 years than see you at this club for another 10 minutes
how far is he willing to go?

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What happened to the Costa to Everton situation

Rashford
Martial Fernandes Dybala
Pogba-McT
Shaw-Lindelof-Axel-AWB
-----De Gay----

As if

scousers in a complete meltdown of confusion

Nice team actually

Gonna be really disappointing when half of them get injured in the new year and get replaced by the usual United shitters.

Then you throw in the kids. Gomes, Chong & Greenwood looked decent prospects.

You wish, fag

>Poobag as a CM
No we've learnt this doesn't work

>1.City
>2.96
>3.Spuds
>4.Lesta

Indisputable

In denial

Poogba doesn't work anywhere

>Ornstein: Arsenal agreed fee with Lille for Pepe. Will sign 5 year contract

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he also got 2 assists

He was actually pretty good as an attacking midfielder with zero defensive responsibilities.

Arselel don't actually look that bad for next season. I mean none of their team is great but they look set for top 4

>it's real
twitter.com/bbcsport_david/status/1155052728525164544

He was, for 6-7 games then he reverted back to nothing.

4th place is ours lads

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So either the supposed budget is bullshit, or they're ripping off Lille with their payment model

>be Manchester United
>be woefully shit at CM
>go after nobody

The fuck is wrong with these juden shits

probably 10m/year over 8 years

Fernandes is basically a done deal

Yeah but those 6-7 games included matches vs big boys. I really don't think Poobag was the entire issue, would say Rashford not being able to put away his chances, the defense being utter fucking shit, Matic giving up at the start of the season, De Gea being awful after the second leg of the PSG match, having no right winger (seriously its been like 10 seasons since we've had a fucking right winger) and Young still starting games (not mentioning being our captain now) is all bigger issues than Poobag.
Would still obviously be happy if he left and brought Pookaku with him then we got Fernandes, Dybala, [Left Back] and a CB before the window closes but I doubt any of that is gonna happen

WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY IN FOR THEN SIMON?!
FUCKING TELL ME AT LEAST THEYRE STILL IN THE MARKET

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>Fernandes is basically a done deal

According to who?

Woodward didn't go on tour because apparently he had to work on some transfers. What a load of shite

>Woodward didn't go on tour because apparently he had to work on some transfers
in which all he did was bid £70m for Maguire which got rejected. If youre gonna go silly money whats another 10m to get the transfer sorted?

Rode's moved to Frankfurt

PSG v Inter lads?

Am I the only who hopes Wolves have a terrible season? Their fans are so annoying.

it's just the foreign bandwagoners lad

they'll fuck off once fosun get bored

Lmao Arseanal are fucking retards
>in need of a defender
>buy more attacking negroes

Zaha > Pepe

new

They have Holding and Bellerin coming back from injuries, and Chambers coming back from Fulham as their player of the season. They might be decent this year if they get Tierney

swap axel for maguire and that's a pretty strong team