>Superliga Argentina kicks off today with Racing x Unión de Santa Fé, 21:00 local time >Boca Juniors announced De Rossi but let's pretend we don't know about this for two weeks now >Flamengo é merda >Jorge Jesus é merda >Ficou só no cheirinho mais uma vez >Platense signed another mediocampista but I won't pretend I know who the fuck the guy is or how much I care about it, I just want to spam squids >Fora Salum >For me, it's Cerro >fuck a.nal >fuck cariocas >Uma vez Platense, sempre Platense >Vasco >Please post La Equidad memes
Lol... It would be too much for my little heart to bare being deluded by another person.
Evan Stewart
Not surprising given how much one of the ferroviário deluded fans pursued a girl who he recognized as damaged goods and thought she was the only woman on earth If it's you, I beg you to have sex
Aaron Wood
Fuck binter
John Wright
fuck a.nal, fuck netherlands and fuck this gay earth
Isaiah Nelson
Reminder that Cruzeiro is bigger than gaúcho teams.
>ESPN literally shilling him yesterday saying he could play in any Serie A team he wanted >except obviously Roma >which is the only club in Italy he wants to play >and how he won everything in football >except the Champions League, which is the only club title that matters for italian clubs
Jacob Cook
was he even a regular player in the world cup he "won"?
Cooper Walker
why netherlands? not judging, but what did they do this time?
Tyler Torres
their new law made his little sick hentai website be shut down
Landon Gomez
>time for our "journalists" to pretend he's a great player so, every major boca/river transfer ever? cant wait for the compilations
redpill me on de rossi everyone is making a fuss about "muh world champion boomer" is he world class? is he a meme? is he any good? will he bring >us >la séptima
>g0y is a subculture that appeared in 2000s in the United States and is especially widespread in Brazil. you're the one that has to do some explaining nigga, what's going on up there?
Anthony Perry
vasco
Hunter Harris
For me is Cerro Portenio
Brayden Wright
I don't know dude I was looking for goy (the jewish thing) on google and it hits me with that shit don't look at me
Oliver Roberts
come on lads, let's do it for /copalib/
Lincoln Robinson
Ah, of course it's the profissional de marketing shitting on other people's teams.
Matthew Wood
he was not shitting on the club, he was shitting on the user
Tyler Walker
>men who have sex with men but not as homosexuals or bisexuals
I picked a free vector image and so far just changed colors and shit. I don't even get why would they pick the template and edit so much of it but leave the overall format.
O Patético-MG de Curitiba (acha que pode se comparar com o maior da cidade)
Henry Bell
meant to
Samuel Martinez
A CIDADE CHAMA PONTA GROSSA PONTA GROSSA É A CABEÇA DA MINHA POMBA
Juan Myers
roberto baggio on fox sports he says he's hincha de boca he saw back in '91 a game where Boca was losing 3-0 and they showed the crowd, and they were as great as ever, and he's been an hincha de boquita ever since BASED (and) REDPILLED
Benjamin Gutierrez
Fuck Boca and fuck Argentina
Hunter Lopez
well fuck you then hincha de equipo chico
Benjamin Peterson
Stay mad narigón falopero
Alexander Rivera
>doesn't deny his ((chico)) status >resorts to muh facebook meems lmao what a macacope
Benjamin Campbell
>he saw back in '91 a game where Boca was losing 3-0 and they showed the crowd, and they were as great as ever, and he's been an hincha de boquita ever since cringe he'd be ashamed today, fans leave if the team is down by 1 goal
Joshua Watson
descendido cope
Christopher Turner
Imagine being so pathetic, all you have going is your team doing well because AFA and CONMEBOL coddle to their whims (and their rivals too)
based i like boca because of the hinchada as well based i actually thought you had hanged yourself after o menor da capital ripped your ass
Noah Nelson
define basic cable
Aiden Morris
the most basic cable plan you have
Lincoln Allen
then yes, they're broadcasting the superliga in basic cable.
Julian Moore
imagine not being a hincha of el más grande lmao keep seething think about it this way, >our lowest point in history is losing a libertadores final YOUR lowest point in history is DESCENDER to the B NACIONAL llorala que me encanta t. inexistente
Adam Ward
>the absolute state of bakafags
Xavier Evans
They dont show brasileirao in espn here anymore :(
Carter Lewis
fuck captcha
Jonathan Howard
fuck chanchas
Parker Clark
wow those narrators doesnt sound biased at all lmao
Sebastian Roberts
FUCK ANDRES SANCHES AND FUCK PT
Robert Nguyen
Champions of this year: Libertadores: Athletico PR Sudakino: Atlético MG Brasileirão: Santos
VAI TOMAR NO CU PARANÁ ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... AQUI É SPORT PORRA
>Fue fundado por César Mansilla, Eduardo Rossi, Carlos Moya, Lucio Matteazzi, Alfredo Ventura, Néstor Berdote, Julián Omar Maruca, Enrique Neira, Brandon Maldonado, Cristian López, Ricardo Caniglia, Cachito Rothschild, Orlando Bargaglio, Daniel Migliore, Gustavo Fontana y Jorge Vázquez, entre otros. >Cachito Rothschild >Rothschild
Luke Hill
>patronato What's the point of this team?
Carson Sanchez
>again ?
Levi Ortiz
so mensos ask
Jose Lee
Based
William Cook
san memenzo x goodguy cruz in 1 bing
Michael James
>argentinian football is finally back I'm so happy manos
Brayden Robinson
>Mêmio Menor do sul
Asher Scott
>get a match with a top qt >have a fun talk for over three hours >start taking about a meetup later tonight >me: 'what do you like?' >her: 'haha i love to dance, drink a bit... wanna come with me tonight?' >immediately undo the match, fucking bitch
Nolan Diaz
are you fucking retarded?
Colton Ortiz
post her qt pics here then
Carson Nguyen
do you guys talk about sports on Tinder¿
Aaron Hernandez
If I wanted to go to a baladinha I'd go there and find a fuck there.
John Long
only if she has O CORINGAO on the bio or she wears a jersey of THE BIG CORINGA
Gabriel Sanchez
What's the tinder metagame like? I thought it was like just >get a match >"hey let's fuck" >"sure" >fuck >go their separate ways like ships in the night Is that it?
Adrian Powell
that is literally the sole purpose of tinder, you wont find anyone willing to commit to a serious relationship on a dating APP
Nicholas Walker
I have a friend who married a tinder match he's gay btw and brazilian and black and they obviously divorced after some months
Julian Martinez
i wonder why
Thomas Reyes
Nope. I want less linear people, who aren't in the hivemind of going to retarded places. She said she liked pizza. If the fucking whore invited me to pizza, I'd even pay for those luxury italian pizzas at gourmet places, then we'd fuck.
Aaron Young
Dude you're literally in the game to fuck her, if she's cute and clean who gives a fuck if she is literally the most basic bitch there is or if she watches arthouse films while reading Tolstoy
Nathan Robinson
>san memenzo
Matthew Butler
>the barrio of san lorenzo
Grayson Myers
>san memenzo
Gabriel Bennett
>the city of bajo flores
Aiden Rogers
Who the fuck calls a person to dance (implied fucking afterwards, of course) when you can just go to the place and find a guy there? Why would I have to go to a stupid place WITH HER (probably having to pick her up aswell) to dance and drink when I could just go straight to the place and pick the one I wanted?
>imagine being scored twice on five minutes by a team that plays in a stadium called Malvinas Argentinas
Sebastian Brooks
is godoy cruz a provinciANO?
John Foster
you want less linear people but you go looking at the most normie place of all
>implying I wanted an instant fuck after dedicating hours of your time talking I'd literally have ANY place other than a balada. If she suggested me to drink cheap wine in Praça da Alfândega with the homeless people, I'd say yes. Plus, no one really got I wanted her to feel bad and miserable.
>I wanted her to feel bad and miserable. That was really mean of you dude.
Nathaniel Evans
Not my fault she's a fucking whore.
Lucas Smith
Based.
Juan Reed
>essa frescura toda pqp tinha que ser gaúcho por isso que tuas mulheres fogem pra cá
Lincoln Gonzalez
That only works if you look from Caio Castro and above.
Owen Rodriguez
>Pela taça das favelas, Gogó da Ema venceu o Patativas nos pênaltis com destaque para o goleiro mão, que pegou dois
for me, it's Gogó da Ema
Eli Richardson
>On Tinder >Not expecting to match a fucking whore.
Dude, your logic is a bit flawed.
Logan Perry
I'm not Caio Castro tier but I'm good looking, plus green eyes. Athletic stereotype.
Cooper Perez
V A S C O
Brandon Mitchell
VASCO
Nathan Foster
VASCO A S C O
Jace Butler
>the city of Palmeme in absolute shambles
why bother living desu
Lucas Ramirez
AH VAI TOMAR NO CU OLHA ESSA LINHA DE DEFESA ANTONIO CARLOS EDU DRACENA E JEAN J E A N PÕE O MAYKE NESSA PORRA MELHOR LATERAL DIREITO DO ÚLTIMO BRASILEIRÃO E O FELIPÃO ME PÕE O JEAN VAI TOMAR NO CU
Zachary Rivera
That's good enough, I guess. Dress up well, take interesting pics doing cool stuff, write a witty description and see how you go just asking straight away for sex.
Hunter Lee
E VALE LEMBRAR QUE ESSE MERDA DO FELIPÃO NUNCA VIROU UM JOGO DESDE QUANDO RETORNOU REALMENTE SANTOSANONS VCS JÁ VÃO GANHAR O BRASILEIRÃO NESSE FIM DE SEMANA
Imagine not watching sudaca football. Like, unironically.
Grayson Fisher
lads, I'm thinking of making a tinder as well. can you give me a quick rundown on how to use it properly to get casual sex more often? also fuck palmeme
Christopher Jones
A PORRA DO VAR SÓ FOI CRIADA PARA FUDER COM O VASCO, PUTA QUE PARIU.
1) it's not you, it's your likeliness and your name there 2) be fun and entertaining 3) please don't start the talk with hi, how are you 4) after 10 minutes of talk, make light sexual jokes, then if she's in, call her to go out like right away 5) swipe right all fatties but not faveladas 6) swipe left every girl that have 'send me a dm on instagram if we match' or points her height on bio, those like having their egos massaged
Josiah Parker
I would be atractive if lost like 10 kg
Alexander Rivera
lose 10kg then, subhuman fat fuck
Adrian Reed
Esse é não ironicamente o meu fetiche
Jackson Long
Amigo quem não quer ser comido pela Leila Especialmente se o Felipe Melo tiver atrás fazendo um trenzinho comendo ela
Hudson Bell
thanks for the tips lad >please don't start the talk with hi, how are you how should I start? is there a standard way or something? I'm working on that, but it may take a few months
Dylan Johnson
com o deyverson do lado dando várias piruetas também?
Carson Ramirez
Grab her attention with something different. Think of it this way: girls get lots of matches everyday, most of them are scrubs that start by saying "Hi, how are you". Not exactly exuding confidence and manliness, is it?
Brandon Flores
girl has dogs in her pic, ask if you can play with her dog if girl has thousands of pictures of boring trips, you should have swiped left you retard, go and undo the match find something funny in her bio and pictures and mention that NEVER ask her how she's doing today or anything, or if she's doing something later tonight the only think she's doing tonight is riding your dick and if she had something in mind you have to prove her otherwise
David Rivera
I'll share you my foolproof starter:
Já percebeu que a lente da camera é redonda mas as fotos saem quadradas? Loucura né. Bora se beijar
DEYVERSON NÃO PAULO TURRA SEU ARROMBADO COM ESSE FONE DE OUVIDO DE HELICÓPTERO VAI TOMAR NO CU MALUCO ACHA QUE É O CAPITÃO NASCIMENTO APROVEITA E LEVA O DEYVERSON PRA DAR UMA VOLTA DE HELICOPTERO ENTÃO
Owen Campbell
No, seriously >set up a profile saying Pago por encontros/sexo or something like that >say you offer about 100 bonoros per fuck >match with the chicks you find attractive enough (lower your reach to 2km on the config, whoever appears over that distance has swiped you right) >if they agree, discuss it better over WhatsApp, chances are that she'll want to see you; if you can manage to convince her not to see your picture, all the better, if not, show your profile pic there and only there >if things went fine so far, set up a date >if she complains about the price, tell her you'll pay for all the other expenses, like motel, fuel and cab fares >if someone doesn't agree in any of the points, unmatch, block the person on Whatsapp and move on
I fucked about 20 girls this way, all from different backgrounds. Several wanted to do it again for free, and a few even invited me for threesomes. Say what you will, but at least I'm no longer an incel.
Christopher Howard
Based if true, but too much work. I just fuck regular hookers.
Matthew James
Come on, won't Vasco win this shitty game already?
>match with the chicks you find attractive enough (lower your reach to 2km on the config, whoever appears over that distance has swiped you right Is this true? If you set your distance to the minimum and tinder shows you someone further its because they swiped right?
O FELIPÃO NUNCA VIROU UM JOGO BUNDÃO DO CACETE TE FALTA OVOS GIGANTES
Brandon Foster
>hyoran
Zachary Anderson
Yes. It's usually the first card that appears upon opening Tinder. I'm not sure if it's only main choices though.
James Ross
>cucuta
Joshua Peterson
>Sarrafo >Wellington Silva >Neilton (instead of Parede, finally) This almost the best bench squad inter could sent, I would only go with Heitor instead of Zeca. Is maionese finally getting his shit together and learning how to actually be a coach?
>sula vale mais you cant be this mongoloid, can you? sula is the poor's man championship, it is literally played by clubs that couldnt qualify to libertadores knock out stage, ffs
in the past, it used to be the league, but things are changing, libertadores is becoming more important btw, just more info, in the past, dino age, the state championship was even more important than the national league, most zoomers dont even know this
Bentley Anderson
looks like she wasn't wearing nothing in the thumbnail
Matthew Lopez
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK PAUMEME KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK EMPATO COM O VAXCO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
O TIME RESERVA EMPATAR COM O VASCO MOSTRA UMA EVOLUÇÃO O TIME RESERVA ANTES PERDIA PRO GUARANI
Evan Jenkins
I watched it too a few days ago. It starts pretty good, very fast and full of action, unlike Lucky Star. It hits me up pretty bad. I always wanted to get into it on my school days but I was able to afford cable TV back then and the money I saved wasn't enough to buy all the mangas back them. Gladly I was able to avoid it back then because I wouldn't have understood much of it. (implying I did today...) It seems the Netflix version didn't include the final theme. I watched the original release. I like liked the songs.
Andrew Gonzalez
Mari a best.
Julian Mitchell
In Japan the neckbeard dude, with nerdy ponytail and unshaven is actually a chad. Really makes you think.
Christopher Barnes
i just picked a random pick on google lad, chill. I've only watched the original and EoE
Bentley Clark
>palmeme 1-1 vasco so what do we do now? vascoposting?
yeah, she's a cunt, but again, not as bad as I was led to believe I'm still halfway and I found him pretty hateable, but then I realized that, if the genders were reversed, he would probably be considered best girl by most of 4channel I got exposed to it constantly thanks to Yea Forums and could've easily pirated it like everything else, but only now that netflix is showing it that I had an interest in it. Ironic, isn't it?
Elijah Rivera
fuck felipão
Asher Howard
as the show develops pretty much all the cast keeps getting worse and worse, so kaiji ends up being one of the least hateable ones
Brayden Ortiz
Zeca tá jogado pra caralho, Trellez não dá
Aiden Taylor
the 2019 copalib final in my FM save as huracán - banfield lol
Jackson Roberts
Wellington Silva jogando muito, merece ganhar a vaga do Nico. Sarrofo bem também, merece ser a primeira opção quando não dá pro D'Ale.
Robert Ward
Zeca voltou mlhor que tava antes. Trellez tá jogando porque o Sóbis tá suspenso.
Benjamin Rivera
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK O PARMERA SE FUDEU VAMO SANTOS
James Bell
liga aguila ii clausura update:
>yesterday river black 0 - los pijaos 2
>today enviado 4 - el equipo motilon 1 bucaros 0 - mill8s 0 ('57) club deportivo la equidad seguros sociedad anónima 1 - magdalena united 0 (half time)
>later eleven asses - comecuyies
>tomorrow huilel - casi jaguars without fangs - a.nal holy was - oil alliance aka equio de la b memellin - burrior
>muh beautiful football >muh troca de passes >muh futebol arte >b-but i'm losing with my ideals >b-but they're trying to play attractive football get fucked and fuck that cuck mauro cezar as well
thicc and FAC, you wont find a better one, get your harpoon ready bro.
Anthony Taylor
Great photography here, Oscar worthy.
Henry Walker
She left her instagram link. I sent her a message. She also says she's into metal... I wanna ask her if she is into black metal... Because I got one right here in my pants hard as steel :DDD
Angel Ramirez
Nigga, I was this close to fuck her but chance made it not happen. I even told this story the other day. If you get the chance, boink her so hard she'll fall in love with you. t. the other Ferroviário nigga in /copalib/
Dude, I sent her a message to her from my fake Instagram account. I hope I don't creepy her. t. Ferroviário who felt in love with damaged goods.
Any tips into how to approach her? Is she really into metal or is just the type of girl who wears a Nirvana t-shirt to look cool?
Xavier Wilson
Her fave bands are The Beatles and Engenheiros do Hawaii. We didn't talk about heavy metal beyond a quippy commentary about blasting Metallica, Slayer and Pantera to my annoying forrozeiro neighbors. She was chill and down to earth, if a little self-conscious. She even said she was somewhat insecure about going to bed with a guy she only spoke to through the internet. Also, very VERY passionate about Ferroviário. I still regret blocking her after finding out she was dating another guy, but it seems she's single again. But please don't creep her out. She already receives the usual comments on Insta (gostosa and the like) from lots of schmucks every day. Do it naturally in case you match with her, which is what I did.
Eli Allen
Thank you, bro.
I'm going to open the conversation about Marcelo Veiga and how things are promising to take a turn now. I'll say I've seen her at the stadium a few times just to break the ice, even though I didn't lol.
>Her fave bands are The Beatles and Engenheiros do Hawaii. Ewww.
>She already receives the usual comments on Insta (gostosa and the like) from lots of schmucks every day. Do it naturally in case you match with her, which is what I did. We didn't match yet, my profile is quite meh desu. But I sent her a request on instagram. I'm not the one to ask for bobies and vagena.
Evan Young
Neat! That's pretty much how I started too. Go naturally and for the love of God and Waldemar Caracas don't make it forced and awkward. Good luck, my man! I trust you can do It (and do her, kek)
Jackson Butler
If everything goes well, I might invite you for a threesome. =D
Jaxson Lopez
10/10, would marry >i never have super likes when I find an América-MG girl
Owen Taylor
Sweet! Keep us updated!
She doesn't do anal, be warned.
Jaxson Martinez
What is /copalib/'s favorite Colombian team and why is it Chapecoense?
I don't think any channel is airing it here desu Haven't heard of the panamericanos since 2007 on tv
Isaiah Nelson
I wasnt even aware this was on, just caught it on air tv
Levi Wood
I don't know, I'm not central American
Luke Roberts
ThisPost estrim
Jackson Sullivan
For me it's pvtos
Robert Mitchell
It has nothing to do with Central America lad, Red teams will always be superior to white teams. It's the law of our indigenous blood. Pic Comecacaciones' barra is called Vltra Svr, and they replace all u's with v's.
>he talks shit about Jahia >must be a Mictória fan
Jayden Sullivan
new thread is in the oven, manos. to be posted only after we reach the vasco limit i just don't have a pic for the OP yet. what pic should i use?
Benjamin Hernandez
Got a match on tinder lads, my first one. My opening line is going to be "my brother told me not to open with 'hi, how are you' because that's what everyone does", yes or no?
Jackson Garcia
isn't there anything particular in her pics that could start a conversation?
Luis Phillips
I asked a girl with a really tight dress if it would be easier to remove it from the head to toes or the opposite and she said it was rude.
Nicholas Price
In all honesty I just want to see her reaction, i dont plan on wasting my sunday texting some roastie
Nathaniel Reed
Make it about Tinder pls We've been trading tips on how to fuck girls from it all thread long, so why not?
