OH NO NO NO NO
>Invent race
>be shit at it
35 years and counting of being embarrassed in your own back yard
OH NO NO NO NO
I don't think humans are made for running
Don’t start that again
>invent soccer
>be shit at it
>invent nothing
>......
love this thread because it reflects all the pain and the frustration the english feel with football
Just cycle faster lmao
Invent what?
We invented nukes and dropped two of em on the nips
A krautjew invented them for you
I will avenge them.
You aren't wrong, but I should hope you understand our plight.
This is like if the World Cup was called the England Trophy and played in Wembley every year though
it's not only cycling tho
>*not
why don't they simply forbid other nations to participate?
because we're not americans
everyone would just watch the Giro if only shitty French riders were allowed to be in the Tour
>no more brits on /tdf
that's a good idea
i didn't think i'd ever feel bad for frogs but goddamn if seeing Pinot like that wasn't a punch in the gut
next year will be your year Thibaut, don't worry ;_;
>invent nothing
American football, baseball and basketball aren't nothing.
We invented Baseball and a Canadian invented Basketball
Nations team in Tour de France WHEN ?