/seriea/ & /calciomercato/ - Fozza Lazio edition

E TUTTI GLI ANGELI

>want a gf
>realize it's too hot to do anything with one anyway

also fras ordered last season's parma third kit

t. redditor newfag
t. dutch Yea Forums pressboy
t. serb blogposter

Reminder that /seriea/ should never have become a general, but here we are anyway

Roma are currently going through a restructuring and many changes after the departures of Francesco Totti, Frederic Massara and Claudio Ranieri and the arrivals of Paulo Fonseca and Gianluca Petrachi. Besides that, the Giallorossi are dealing with a poor financial situation, as described by Il Sole 24 Ore today.

According to the financial Italian site, the economic situation of the club from the capital is the worst in the entire Serie A. This is also the reason why recently the board of directors of the club approved the bond loan of 270 million euros after examining all the possible hypotheses, even one shocking one to say the least.

The American ownership chose not to opt for recapitalization, thus adding new debts, with the accounts for the financial year officially closed on June 30, which are still in the red.

And in recent weeks, Roma would have even tried to sell their training centre Trigoria (owned by AS Roma Real Estate) to some British funds for about 30 million euros. However, there was a lack of interest which is why he deal did not go through.

what the fuck else am I supposed to do
there is no football to watch and you are forcing this thread to stay up 24/7

I'd post the kit I got but fucking jannies blocked my IP range from posting files so I can't even do that

>he can have sex when it's not hot
For me, it's never taking off my socks.

>arsenal paid 17m for a dry loan of Ceballos
>tfw you realize perezmagic is the best magic

i left when it became a full fledged general
sometimes i swing by and holy shit it's horrible

you could shower or swim together

Fuck niggers

crazy that american management came in with the idea to "save" the club while making it profitable and have achieved the complete opposite. even more crazy that the management company is also apart of the boston Red Sox and Liverpool club, both who are doing extremely well in this regard. like, wtf happened?

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t. faggot

t. white woman

>Brazilian defender Joao Miranda says goodbye to Inter and, reports 'Sky', goes to the other Suning club: Jiangsu. The deal was practically closed in the last hours.

>Lille president Gerard Lopez said: 'I have accepted Napoli's 80 million offer for Pepé, but he decides. Yes to Ounas, but it is a separate operation'.

>Valencia, Atalanta and Fiorentina. According to the Spanish daily Sport, these are the three teams that have taken the first steps with Barcelona for Rafinha. The Blaugrana club intends to define the sale of the former Inter after the tour in Japan.

>>Brazilian defender Joao Miranda says goodbye to Inter and, reports 'Sky', goes to the other Suning club: Jiangsu. The deal was practically closed in the last hours.
>can't even sell the one good player we don't need that didn't fuck up for like 10m
why is Inter incapable of selling players?

Don't worry lads, next weekend there's Community Shield, in two weeks EPL begins and in three weeks it's LaLiga's turn, with UEFA Supercap in the middle of the week.

The waiting is almost over

>Eplel
Yikes

>lifting for women
I'll never make it.

>Wanting a GF
>Wanting your freedom gone
>Not having multiple girls you hangout with at different times without committing to one specific

Never gonna make it

I want to do speed with her

What will juve do if spurs actually snatch dybala?
Will you take eriksen and 60 mil or just 80-100 mil, no eriksen?

Dybala wants to stay

>Notts County writes to Juve: "116 years later we need you"

>The English club, which 116 years ago helped Juventus by giving them the Juventus playing kits, writes to the bianconeri to ask for the return of that favor: "We are in financial crisis, we need a new game kit"

It was 1903 when Juventus asked Notts County for help in order to have more resilient shirts suitable for the game of football. Until then, the Bianconeri wore a pink shirt with a black papillon or a bow tie, depending from player to player. At each washing, the shirts were discolored and this is when English Savage (among the members of the club) was asked to look for a more suitable and wear-resistant game kit in his country. Savage had a friend from Nottingham who was a Notts County fan who asked the club to send some game shirts to Juventus. The club agreed and helped the Turin club.

Today 116 years later the story repeats itself, but in reversed parts. According to the Nottingham Post, reporting also the statements made by Lilian Grenwood, a Labor lawmaker from Nottingham, to the BBC, the club is undergoing a severe financial crisis (£ 250,000 in debt with the tax authorities) and the game jerseys are not there. While waiting for the new Danish owners to settle their debts, they try to ask for help from old friends. "Since the Notts gave Juventus its black and white stripes in 1903 there has been a true story and affinity between the clubs. With the crisis that is occurring and the fact that the players still wear the old kit, writing at Juventus it seemed like a good idea to see if they can help out. What a fantastic gesture it would be if, 116 years later, they could return the favor and help the Notts get new shirts for next season. There's nothing bad in asking."

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>wanting to fall in debt with mafia

>reporting also the statements made by Lilian Grenwood, a Labor lawmaker

Stopped reading right there.

Dybala wants to stay, Sarri seems to trust him, I see no reason other than a juicy plusvalenza

We should send them pink jerseys in juxtaposition to what they did 116 years ago

>I see no reason other reason to sell him other than a juicy plusvalenza
welp

>spurs
No chance unless jj is actively looking to ofload the twink
>spurs paying competitieve wages
Lmao
Also eriksen is trash

>Dybala wants to stay
calciomercato.com/en/news/dybala-s-agent-confirms-juve-exit-paulo-is-no-longer-happy-at-ju-68582

>they send them the current kit
>"fook off mate, thats not what we sent ya!!, gregg come look at this shite, where the fook are the stripes you fooking bellends"

sport.sky.it/calciomercato/serie-a/2019/05/24/dybala-juve-voglio-rimanere.html
Mhm?

>calciomercato.com
Okay this is epic

This op is going to bring all the /pol/tards

twitter.com/BocaJrsOficial/status/1154786826172997634

>Miranda off to Suning FC
Poor bloke, he isn't that bad. Godspeed, hope they shower him in money

Is shitting on any moment of decency part of your job description?

>posting an article in frogspeak
>implying dybala didn't say what he said there to make it seem like he's a professional who would never cause trouble to his club
He also unironically implies in there that there's a chance he might leave.

based boomers retiring

What did he mean?

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Kino

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>y-your article doesn't count!
>h-he just said it because he was forced to!
I wonder who's more delusional between you and the salvadoreño user

kek

>yellow sponsor
>white name
Why do they do this

River Plate > Boca Juniors

I mean blue. Last year it was yellow and i was raging at Qatar airways for having a white sponsor on Roma's kit but I'd rather have that than the white names

Dybala was definitely going to leave if Allegri were to stay for this season too, and probably more players would've followed him.
After the kind words from Sarri and how Dybala himself showed to actually care about Juventus I can't see him leaving unless the coach explicitly tells him that he's not part of the project anymore.
And no, even in that case Juventus wouldn't exchange him for your king cuck. That would just strengthen your team and I'm sure nobody at Juve wants that.

Both are Frosinone tier

>only reason the club still exists is thanks to a chain smoking madman

Is being mad about any anti-Juve shitpost yours?

>implying I'm delusional when the guy clearly left the door open for a transfer

I know, I think he wants to stay and prove himself as well. But if his form stays shit/Sarri doesn't use him as much as he promised, I can see him leaving.
>Juventus wouldn't exchange him for your king cuck
I was never under the illusion they would.

>But if his form stays shit/Sarri doesn't use him as much as he promised, I can see him leaving.
Considering that Juve are trying to get rid of 2 out of 4 strikers (between Piggy, Mario and Kean) and that the twink fits perfect for Sarri's playstyle he'll definitely get to play enough. Granted, he first needs to grow a pair of balls, I'm tired of seeing him shitting his pants whenever the situation gets tough.
>I was never under the illusion they would.
I legitimately thought you were, heh.

Heh, I don't know about the exchange but I definitively see King Cuck in black and white as a last minute coup. Although at this point I would like him to stay and come crawling back to Marotta and the ultras after he realizes that after one year on the bench his career will be over.

I think most Inter fans (at least the thinking ones) wouldn't favor the exchange, because everybody knows that Icardi would start to deliver again in Jj

>They rate icardi

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You seem to be the only ones that think Dybala isn’t weighing options
doesn’t have to be spurs, but to be fighting for form against the eternal Ronaldo has got to have him doing the big think

christ wish I had Italian beard genetics
Baltic genes really fucked me over

this dog looks so concerned it actually frightens me. pic related is another dog that makes me shaking. i am legitimately scared right now.

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It's either the latter option or Napoli if the Pepé deal goes to shit. Juve won't pay more than 40-45m and Inter definitely won't back down from their asking price for different reasons.
I'm not sure, Conte I believe is one of the few coaches that can finally unlock him, and he can't do much worse than he did the previous season. Still, Icardi under Sarri would surely deliver, but the majority of the fans don't want him due to his status.
Not that the fans have any matter in this, but still.

If they are smart, they'll get rid of Piggy and Mario, as the first one is a broken horse at this point, while the other one is a relic of Allegri times (and is also ripe for the glue factory himself). Juve won't do anything significant in Europe until most of the Allegri boys are gone. Dybala can be a strong part of that new team but as you said he needs to grow some balls.

Probably, the culture at Juventus wouldn't allow him or Wanda to cause problems. I also think he would be extra motivated to prove himself with Inter's arch rivals, due to how he was frozen out during the past year or so.

No one in their right mind rates Icardi
But sarri was having a look at him and has said nice things about him and have held talks with him and his wife agent
It wouldn’t be juve without on gigantic transfer blunder for every major positive transfer

How about a Dybala loan?

I love how every report on the crumbling Roma situation is dismess by shills going like "pfft Sole24ore? They don't know shit about finance"

Dismissed*
I'm fucking tired lads. Not even phoneposting.

Doubt that would work, once you loan a guy out he rarely comes back and performs for your team. That's especially the case with someone who's entering the "eternal talent" years of his life like Dybala.

What happened to Albania? I haven't seen him in a while

isn't sole24ore reliable when it comes to finance

he was around for the Milan friendly

he was here last thread or the one before

it's one of the best financial newspapers in the world

>this scares Hans

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Oscar (SIPG Shanghai) for passioneinter.com:

In recent weeks I have talked to two clubs from Milan. I can not reveal details, but I can say one thing: I want to play in Italy!

major yikes

why do you retards discuss dybala transfer when a) manager likes him b) he doesn't want to leave c) jj doesn't want to sell ?

The current piggy could even be useful since he's one of the few strikers that go along with Ronaldo the most, but 1) this is the very last season when you can actually sell him without doing much of a loss 2) his wage is huge, so sadly we need to get rid of him.
>Juve won't do anything significant in Europe until most of the Allegri boys are gone.
Yeah, the midfielders especially.
He usually doesn't show up unless there are big rumours surrounding Milan or there's a friendly match.

>It wouldn’t be juve without on gigantic transfer blunder

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How legit is this shit

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None of what you mentioned is set in stone, you retard.
>news of sarri talking to icardi
>news of dybala leaving holiday early to discuss role at Juventus
>juve willing to listen to offers(anybody thinking that spurs are going to do anything else but hit you with a low ball offer first hasn’t paid much attention to spurs, at all)

only thing I can think is a swap plus cash and bonuses
juve fans have admitted that eriksen would slot in nicely and fill necessary gaps in midfield

If spurs get Lo celso and have tanguy +Sissoko i think letting Eriksen go and receiving Dybala would be tidy business, all around

Atalanta were accused of racism last season.
Left/Racist is the best combo.

>t. tuttomercatoweb reader
neither of your points have legit sources

Roma ones are true

>Fossa dei Leoni
>far left
That's a joke, and boomer tankies love Salvini anyway

I'd imagine there's a fair amount of mental fatigue with both Eriksen and Dybala regarding them playing for their current teams. Such a swap would work well for all parties included.

>legit sources
No such thing with Internet journalism

>tfw teenage years acne fucked up my beard

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This dog looks so sad, why isn't he smiling? Poor doggo

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yes, cause the mouth pieces of one of the clubs coming out and admitting such for one of the points I made isn’t a legit source

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Not legit at all...its more than 15 years old...do you have specific question about the ultrà scene in italy?

>teenage years acne fucked up my beard
Holy shit are you saying there's a connection?
t. beardlet brainlet

Same
though I admit I wish it was thicker. some men have made me accept my patchy beard. Thickness is my only qualm

>Milan and Flamengo are in advanced negotiations for Leo Duarte. Milan are ready to pay around €10M for the defender
Huebros, is he any good?

Why do these threads always devolve into personal grooming threads?

hes shit apparently

when there is nothing relevant to talk about generals always devolve into faggotry

there is when you use your brain and actual quotes instead of reading legitserieatransfrenewsdotcom.

who? spurs? even their customers are fairly confident that it is club using their journos to put the pressure on betis to lower lo celso price. they recently built new stadium with huge loans they're not gonna splash gazillion dollars just cause why not

>don't buy anyone because your owner has autism and won't let any player have image rights
>suddenly spend 80m on a pace babby winger

(0___o)

>implying Pepe is going to Napoli

I have no idea if that's a thing honestly, but my beard has some blank spots where I remember my acne was more intense, if I keep it relatively long I can kind of hide it, but my moustache doesn't attach to the beard and it's pretty annoying to see for me.
Anyway it's mostly due to genetics

Get yourself some balea bartol beard oil

>taking care of yourself is faggotry

Actual quotes? You mean like the one where Dybala's brother said Paulo is leaving the club this summer?

Really? I wonder if this move mean Gabbia won't be promoted to the senior team.

He'll be loaned to some midtable team

footballers are good gauges of European physical fitness in terms of attractiveness. They’re also a showcase for barbers and trends that are gonna crop up
I remember Every kid was asking for retard haircuts due to Pogba and Griezmann after the 2014 World Cup

Serie A transfers BTFO-watch
If these don’t happen, people itt will be BTFO, feel free to add some
Demiral > Milan
Dybala > Spurs

>one of the better CBs in the league goes for literally free

top tier work marotta
on the other hand Froggy is now the first backup

think they're just gonna count on Caldara to come back ok before investing heavy in a cb which is fine
this guy will probably be 3rd choice with Gabbia 4th until Caldara is back

Zaniolo > Milan ?

>BREAKING: Lille forward Rafael Leao is set to join Milan for €35M with medicals expected to be held in the coming days, according to
@mohamedbouhafsi

they admitted the offer was serious
don’t know what revealing your hand would do.
agents and clubs talk, they aren’t just keeping to themselves, and if this was some gigantic ploy, someone would’ve spilled the secret, by now.
wouldn’t be smart and it wouldn’t be very much like Daniel fucking Levy to reveal his hand like this.
Dybala and Lo celso are completely different positions, as well
Unless poch and him are completely confident that they can get by and just want to shell out on world class players now that the stadium is done and they have money from AIA and shirt deals, the “cause betis to drop Lo celso’s price tag” angle is smooth brained surface level thinking, at best, and baby’s first introduction to business negotiations, at worst

yes, quotes. the same quotes where dybala himself a week later said that his brother speaks for himself lol. apparently you don't use brains, not that i'm surprised.

>Talking about slags and grooming is degenerate
>Encouraging Albania and other retarded customers to empty their rectums into the thread after every game isn't
Face it, /seriea/ has been an almost constant general for more than two year and I'd say it survived even despite certain posters crying their bald ass here everytime they gets drunk and sad. Serie A isn't an interesting topic so tourists and retards don't show up, it's basically the same 50 or so people all the time.

>BREAKING: Rafael Leao is expected to join Milan €35M. The player is awaited in Milano in the coming days to undergo medical for the club [@mohamedbouhafsi]

On the other hand, Milan defender Tiago Djalo will join Lille for €5M, reports Mohamed Bouhafsi

>@mohamedbouhafsi
who

twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi
It seems like he is a french journalist.

>mfw Marotta almost spends 30+ millions on a zoomer with the amazing amount of 8 goals in the League des Tracteurs
>Milan beats him in time

>@mohamedbouhafsi
Is he a journalist or some random sandnigger Milan customer?

>Cockblocked myself while being aware of what I was doing

So LaLiga looks interesting this year, Serie A does too, sort of.

What happened Cengiz?

Added it to the list

see I don't know whether he is reliable or not though.

Nice ad hominem. Believe whatever you want braincel.

Wait, does that mean the Correa deal is off?

>twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi
>50m euro offer is serious
are (you) serious?

he was very legit few years ago haven't heard much from him lately tho

p reliable for French teams, not sure about Milan but this was reporter a few days ago too by some other French outlets

both silva and cutrone are out so its unlikely this rules correa/another striker out

Felt like I was going to be used as a dildo, both emotionally and physically so I cut that shit off.

That guy is unironically a distant relative of mine. He is a french journalist. He is legit

so this Leao guy
another Portuguese scam or legit talent

You could refreshen yourself by drinking some Estathè (lemon, because peach is homosexual and milanista)

twitter.com/AlasdairGold
this guy is essentially first on drop for spurs news as well as dan kp
these two are my sources and besides actual news on spurs website are tier 1, they have confirmed that a bid was made to see if juve was willing to talk

Don't listen to him lad you're a good fra

He is the Portuguese Mbappe

what's up tanos
redpill me on de rossi
what about him, is he any good?

Someone pull up that ManU/PSG webm

that's what i said, do you have disability in reading comprehension?
>even their customers are fairly confident that it is club using their journos to put the pressure on betis to lower lo celso price.

and that bid was 50 million euros according to la stampa which according to you was ''''serious''''

physical player, ok passer, leader. only thing worry is his speed and injuries

Pit genocide when?

This but consider that he's /bigbrain/ defensively so he'll still gonna end up in the right spot.
Might occasionally punch someone

>he doesn’t rate pit pusy

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Miss me yet?

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nah I don’t feel like brushing up on my yuropoor dialect anytime soon

politano is rumoured to be sacrifised bcose doesnt fit contes system

Why is he so obsessed with 3-5-2? His 3-4-3 at Chelsea was fine, it could work at sfinter too

3-4-3 in italy is a suicide rn

post yfw in a month we're back to 4-2-3-1 crossball

>Virgin Van Dick on the cover

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>They rate vvd

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>According to @PBPcalcio, Capanni had his medicals today for Milan and will sign soon.

that youth player from Lazio they "forgot" to sign

>they don't rate vvd

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All I want in my life is to hate fuck Barbara Palombelli, I'm not asking much, just once and you can kill me right after

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ok
btw Inter trying to make yet another offer fur Lukaku while JJ is apparently trying to swap him for Dybala

FABIO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok, how would you guys go about this
Me and a girl-friend are talking loads, and a recurring theme is how nice it is to be touched and cuddled and stuff.

I don’t want to gf her or give her the idea that I want that, but I would like to cuddle with her. What would you say to pivot from talking about how nice it is to cuddle to actually doing it?

idk, maybe something like "my favourite thing is when they do x" and you do it as an example?

>lukeku under sarri
Yeah ok

just put your arm around her in the right situation (i.e. when you are sitting next to her watching TV or something)

not sure what the problem on this one is

>tfw dying everyday

getting really sick of this guy. why is he so immensely overrated?

It's not that I wouldn't believe Jj doing some stupid transfer and ruining the previous ones, because they did it before, but getting a new #9 when you already have two that you're trying to get rid off, and swapping him with the only false nine you have is too retarded to be believable

>tfw NOT dying everyday

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anyone ever have a mindfuck of a dream that just completely disorients you? felt like I was watching a movie of something

also where were you when you realized that the mercato is all smokescreens and chess tactics designed to force the hands of other clubs in negotiations

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>babby's first calciomercato session
welcome to /seriea/, you'll love it here

>Juventus shopping Dybala in a deal for Lukaku
Boy that Lithuanian from before must feel quite stupid right now

>mexican team ahead of Milan
The absolute state

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Where's the plane taking her next?

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rent free

>page 7

Ronaldo's

>Fabrizio Romano: Patrick Cutrone to Wolverhampton, here we go! He’s coming back to Europe to finalize the deal with Wolves. The agreement is ready to be completed with AC Milan.
twitter.com/dalessio5/status/1154882317321736193
H-he's gone and for what? For 40 year old angolan who costs twice as much?

>he STILL rates Cutrone

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hope he eats shit la

Roma will also play at 10 am against Rieti for a nice double dabbing against farmers.
At this point it I'm starting to think we're training for serie d and c

>he rates preseason friendlies
Sure man flying to China or the US for some shitty games with mickey mouse rules serves the only purpose of preparing for the league.

For a new manager it wouldn't be bad seeing the team against decent opponents. Between going to Asia and the usa and finding something better than Gubbio there's a wide margin.
He might think Schick is good.

twitter.com/OfficialASRoma/status/1155025578270941184?s=19

Roma (4-2-3-1): Olsen; Karsdorp, Bianda, Mancini, Santon; Zaniolo, Nzonzi; Kluivert, Antonucci, Spinazzola; Defrel.
A disposizione: Fuzato, Jesus, Fazio, Kolarov, Florenzi, Pastore, Diawara, Cristante, Perotti, Schick, Under.
All.: Paulo Fonseca.

Rieti (4-3-1-2): Lazzari; Bellopede, Gigli, Granata, Zanchi; Marchi, Palma, Tirelli; Bartolotta; Gondo, Marcheggiani.
A disposizione: Pegorin, Fabiani, Santini, Sette, Arcaleni, Parente, Del Regno, De Sarlo, Addario.
All.: Alberto Mariani

>playing in Trigoria with this heat

>Suning gets bayol
>Inter cant get dzeko

There goes any chance of selling Bianda. Also looked like the first real victim of Roma injury windmilll

ciao mario and dalbert could be bought by monaco. some fresh money in.

worried inter gets him at some point

bitches be seething

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I mean they do have a woman team

but are any of them cute tomboys whose nipples protrude through their shirts?

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so some dyke saw the attention they got on this board and made a complaint...
possibly the person who commented below you

>7-0
Another impeccable win for the boys in red and yellows. Our year

What does "BC" stand for, big clits?

PSG - Inter in an hour and half fras

At this point who could realistically stop us?

Just in time for my workout

Yes but also for Bergamasca Calcio

>Barella starting
worried.jpg, hope he doesn't get exposed
stop believing this meme, for your own good

>Lazio is on file
Colli lotta facci un gol
>Lazio is on file
Fallo pel la culva nold
>Lazio is on file

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>Me ne flego
>Molti nemici, molto onole
>Se avanzo seguitemi, se indietlegio ucidetemi"

Inter: Handanovic; Skriniar, De Vrij, Bastoni; D’Ambrosio, Barella, Brozovic, Sensi, Dalbert; Perisic, Esposito

Inter bench: Padelli, Berni, Gagliardini, Ranocchia, Joao Mario, Borja Valero, Longo, Colidio, Agoume, Candreva, Ntube, Puscas, Pirola, Vergani

PSG: Areola; Bernat, Kehrer, Diallo, Kurzawa; Meunier, Sarabia, Verratti, Herrera; Draxler, Mbappe

PSG bench: Trapp, Bulka, Innocent, Guclu, Diallo, Bakker, Dagba, Hsoki, Hemans, Kouassi, Mbe Soh, Zagre, Aouchiche, Jese, Toufiqui

We finna bouta get BLACKED

>Bastoni starting
Interdasting, although I would have liked to watch D'Ambrosio disrespect Mbrappé

After all the millions spent, PSG still has such an underhwelming defence and Midfield. It's nearly funny

Is it, dare I say it... 4th scudetto's year?

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NO IT CAN'T BE. WE HAVE O SOLE O MARE A PUMMAROLA NGOPPA

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>"We can't allow you to keep your image rights, but here's a lifetime supply of calzone fritto"

>The absolute state of the poor man's Hong Kong stadium and crowd

>not relinquishing your soul for a lifetime supply of calzone fritto

What are you doing in Bosnia, Gonzalo?

>Chan Chon
Top Kek

>Perishit

>Roma is signed youngster Ruben Providence from PSG

>"FATTI VEDERE"
>"FATTI VEDEREEEEEEEEEEE"

who
h
o

I just sharted

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oh say can you see....

>PSG's defence being disrespected by a 17 yo kid that never played a real game
>still no goal because of terrible last touches
MAROTTA BUY TWO STRIKERS NOW REEEEEEEEEEE

>Don't worry user, it's Inter's year after all!

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What team does she root for fras?

How's the game, is conteball coming along nicely

Did you also shidded

I once sharted before a plane ride when I was young

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Apparently it's Juventus, but I can't find any legit source for that

Wingbacks are pushing too forward when off the ball and strikers are shit. But midfield is ticking, we are connecting way better than under Spalletti, it's starting to look like there are some tactics included.
Also Bastoni is pretty good.

If the management is playing Perisic as a striker to market him, it's backfiring because he is garbage

aerola being elite when it doesn't matter as always

At least you weren't a grown man, how the hell can that happen?

>Merih Demiral is wanted by Milan, Fiorentina, Roma and others, but his agent assures “Juventus won’t sell or loan him out.”
>The Turkey international only made the €15m transfer from Sassuolo this month, but questions over playing time saw several clubs request him either on loan or as a purchase for double that fee.
>“Merih is happy and nobody wants to sell him now,” agent Cenk Melik Yazici told Fiorentinanews.com.
>“Demiral will remain at Juventus, the club won’t sell or loan him out.”

Welp that's nice to hear, wish we could get more updates on Cancelo

Nice
>Bastoni is pretty good
Glad to hear that, if Conte is smart he'll use the kid as a replacement for Miranda. Froggy is just a locker room veteran at this point.

>it's backfiring because he is garbage
I think he can improve with a good partner up front. A big burly ngubu like Dzeko could unlock Perisic as a striker: the Croat's still got pace and is two-footed, imagine all the through balls he could run onto just to blast them into the side netting. Dzeko is two-footed as well, the two of them would be quite a combo even when you consider their age.

Bastoni is playing well, Barella too but I don't think his role is fully figured out. As much as I hate toadmit it Candreva is better than D'Ambrosio as a winger. Esposito showed some decent dribbling in the first half.

>As much as I hate toadmit it Candreva is better than D'Ambrosio as a winger.
Unironically aways rated Candreva as a pacebabby suited for the wingback role, Dambro is pretty much just a shittier Ramos.
It's also funny to me how Esposito is getting this much play time in front of FM wonderkids like Colidio and Vergani (and former FM wonderkid Longo).

GOAT IN

Dark sparkling water for the first time in my life just before, turns out my stomach really doesn't agree with it. Thought it was just a wet fart until I needed a poo after the plane ride and discovered the horror

>mfw almost a week without pooping
I've tried everything fras I'm desperate

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why you no poop? I'm on a diet so my metabolism is really slow I shit once a week, what's your excuse?

I'm on a diet too but my metabolism has never been slow at all. Maybe it's a sign it's working?

yeah your body is exploiting at the maximum the food you eat so you produce very few waste

Try dark sparkling water

what's it with Arsenal and cucking Napoli? Torreira, Leno and now Pepe.

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Meant drank* autocorrect got me

>Ferrari
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

Man what a shitty preseason, 0 goals scored because of no strikers but three conceded on absolute flukes

>flukes
no such thing, you either defend well or you don't

Doesn't matter, at least the midfield is molding into something functional, something that doesn't regularly expose Skriniar and De Vrij to 2vs4 counter attacks. Strikers will come

>Milan would be a step away from the purchase of Leo Duarte, central defender born in '96 of Flamengo. The player is in fact close to signing with the Rossoneri with the operation, conducted by Guitti, Lucci and Serginho, which should close around 11-12 million euros.

>Daichi Kamada is ready to make his landing in Serie A. In the coming hours it is in fact expected the arrival of the Japanese trequartista in Italy, who will then sign his new contract with Genoa.

>an hour ago Patrick Cutrone landed at Malpensa airport, coming from Boston. According to reports from milannews.it, the Rossoneri striker did not respond to questions from reporters present. Negotiations continue for his passage to Wolverhampton, which has already reached an agreement with Milan on the basis of 18 million euros plus bonuses.

>2 deflected set pieces aren't flukes
I kinda agree, but to not concede set pieces you need momentum, to gain momentum you need to score and to score you need strikers

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LONGO LONGO LONGO LONGO LONGO LONGO LONGO LONGO

benulties, forgot about that meme shit

last time they were pretty memetastic. Inter has some extremely shit benulty takers on the pitch

Tenerife legend Samuele Longo does it again

>inb4 Longo stays in the squad instead of getting loaned to Pizzighettone as usual

I would keep Esposito

Thanks, yeah I'm probably just overthinking it

aerola turns into a dodgeball expert during penalty shootouts

He's definitively talented, although I can't recall the last time Inter succesfully developed a young talent.

Lautaro

>Can'tdreva

AHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A CUNT

Lautaro was 20 when he arrived, not 17. Also he's yet too bloom.

OFCOURSE THE ITALIAN BECKHAM FUCKS IT UP

Ciao Mario porco dio

Have you already forgotten about French legend and worldwide superstar Jonathan Biabiany?

Don't you dare cursing the next goat you false flagger

lmao Conte will seethe like a madman. I hope he'l figure it's just a shitty friendly

CIAO MARIO CIAO MARIO CIAO MARIO CIAO MARIO CIAO MARIO CIAO MARIO CIAO MARIO CIAO MARIO CIAO MARIO CIAO MARIO

Holy shit Batmandanovic delivered, well done Inter
>pee ass geez

>Ferrari
CMON GIMI

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF FERRARI
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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>they still hurt themselves by watching Ferrari

I just want Leclerc win ONE race, I'm not asking for much

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>Milan sell Cutrone, seems getting Leao
>they would have Pjatek, Leao and A. Silva
>Giampaolo wants to play with 2 forwards
>2 forwards and only one sub
Not that i rate Cutrone that much, but they didn't realize they will have to get another forwards to replace Cutrone? Why don't sell all those wingers/half forwards like Suso and Castillejo that would never play in 4-3-1-2?

Maybe Correa or Castillejo will be played as a second striker

>Inter tagging Cavani on insta
SHALL THE ANCIENT PROFECIES BE FULLFILLED?

>the old badge
>"stripes"

Selling Cutrone for 25M for FFP just to get Correa (6 goals-ratio per season) for 50M? That would be the dumbest move since 2012. I can see Castillejo as second striker though

we should be grateful someone is stupid enough to spend 25m on cutrone

OUR YEAR LA

Damn, Italy's women's football team player Cristiana Girelli looks like THAT?!?

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Dio santissimo

Nice jackpot btw

How do you go from this look

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to this

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Extreme dedication and passion fra, roids would help too

He made the call

well well good job Inter, but can you win 2 (two) 90 minutes friendlies in the same day?

ROMA (4-2-3-1): Pau Lopez; Florenzi, Fazio, Juan Jesus, Kolarov; Cristante, Diawara; Ünder, Pastore, Perotti; Schick.
A disposizione: Mirante, Karsdorp, Santon, Zaniolo, Mancini, Kluivert, Spinazzola, Nzonzi, Antonucci, Defrel.
Allenatore: Fonseca.

TERNANA: Iannarilli, Suagher, Sini, Ferrante, Salzano, Mammarella, Furlan, Marilungo, Nesta, Proietti, Defendi.
A disposizione: Vitali, Tozzo, Onesti, Mennini, Pavanello, Vantaggiato, Bergamelli, Russo, Mucciante, Argento, Boateng
Allenatore: Fabio Gallo

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Its official
Serie A is about to get BLACKED

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Please for the love of god don't tell me the Dybala - Pookaku swap is actually real

FABIO NOOO

now THIS is mercato, who the fuck knows what he's about to sign
It wouldn't make sense in the slightest, not even el senor Paratichi would do something as dumb as signing a third fat central striker

stop falseflagging interfag
youre getting the nigger

>d-dybala stays la, h-he said it himself
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

holy shit it's real

See you're getting him

You know this is the worst case scenario for Inter, right retard?
If Jj gets Lukaku Inter will get Dzeko and only have 2 strikers available for a 2 strikers formation

twitter.com/OfficialASRoma/status/1155145674628816896
Stream here. I know you want to watch Schick. Dzeko is """injured"""

c-cavani in fra...

At the cost of sounding like a delusional twitterfag: I wouldn't mind Lukaku at Inter. He's a tap in merchant but has the pace to get the long balls Sensi and Brozo keep throwing. I know his first touch is shit, but if he can get one right every once in a while it can work.

just ordered a bolingoli 9 shirt

>paying 80 million for a whiter Higuain
Fuck Lukaku, Dzeko is 10 times the player he is, even at his current age. Can't believe Juve are retarded enough to give up on Dybala for le lazy fat belgian fake drogba man.

>only have 2 strikers available for a 2 strikers formation
Icardi redemption begins now. Also Longo and Esposito and Perisic.

>no serie a team will ever field Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo as LB
why live

>Can't believe Juve are retarded enough to give up on Dybala for le lazy fat belgian fake drogba man
Since Paratici is so retarded Marotta should have forced a swap with Icardi

>he believes in Icardi's redemption
>Samuele "the terror of La Liga B" Longo
fra please

Didn't Zhang (forgot which one) say a few days ago that there's not a single chance that Icardi will be part of Inter's project anymore?

At this point Lukaku is the only alternantive we have. Milan apparently is already arranged with that portuguese kid and Zapata's price is a hell of expensive for only one season of good performance. Don't worry that Dzeko is also coming soon, just a matter of time.

Marotta openly said it. I guess that if nobody wants him he'll come back with the tail between his legs sooner or later, but he'll never be reliable as he used to be again

Rube scared of conte so buy every inter taeget kek

>but if he can get one right every once in a while it can work
reminds me of why i hated conte's offensive plan. open up space, then a longball in to his 2 isolated attackers, hoping they can work some 1-2 magic and set up a goal.

Icardi would have been perfect for Juve, even with his off the field problems. He's got that "chip on his shoulder" mentality that works so well for them.

>doubting potenza di suning

I'm mostly meming but it could be that they are trying to make him do what said.

I'd rather >we buy no one and play the kids than pay so much for Pookaku. Zapata for 50 mil is much more reasonable than the Bloat of Belgium for 80.

More like "Rube want Icardi but don't want to spend too much so try to force Inter into getting Lukaku and sell them the cuck"

>>doubting potenza di suning
suning is indeed strong. They just got Bale.
Inter on the other hand...

peretta before your anus implode

that's what worries me. Since the wingers are nothing to write home about and there are no goal scoring midfielders i'm afraid we'll see the return of a Spalletti situation with only one real way to score and nothing else. Hopefully Conte can unlock Vecino and utilize Politano in some way.

thread reminder
Inter > JJust

>Piatek, probably Correa, Castelljo, Cutrone
>bring in ngubu and spend so much money on Correa
Is this Boban/Maldini magic? We are in for another shitshow of a season

Inter > Napoli > JJust

>Cutrone
user I...

>According to the Daily Mail, Paulo Dybala won’t be part of the Romelu Lukaku exchange, as Manchester United asked Juventus for Douglas Costa.
>There had been multiple reports in England and Italy over the last 24 hours that Juve were making a firm push for Lukaku, who has been an Inter target for months.
>The offer was going to include Dybala, but the Argentina international is not convinced by the move to Old Trafford.
>Now the Mail suggests Manchester United have asked Juve to include a different player in an exchange, namely winger Douglas Costa.
>The Brazilian had already been targeted by the Red Devils last summer and again in January, but this time it could go through.
>Inter are said to be offering €70m plus another €5m in bonuses, but they could try to use Ivan Perisic as part of the deal.

>getting rid of our best winger for Pookaku

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I know
I'm just sad that he's leaving to make space for ngubu

Fuck
Milan really has lost its soul

instagram.com/p/B0a7M3uohAj

What did she mean by this?

I'm done with semen slurping shit if that nignog comes to Jj. So einfach ist das.

im pretty sure she can gangbang, at the same time, all the anons /seriea/ and leave like it was nothing

i have a small peepee so she would barely notice me

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God I wish so

that is the power of /cocomordan/

Do you think she can get through my deathgrip without effort?

anons please, she can destroy all of us in no time, literally death by SnuSnu

>getting rid of our best winger for Pookaku

Jewventini on suicide watch lmao

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The sweet release of death by the power of /cocomordan/, I can't ask for anything better desu

>If Jj gets Lukaku I can shitpost about Pookaku
>If Inter does I can boast la potenza di Suning

I need to check on Yea Forums if someome made a webm of that scene on The Boys

>Are you being serious user
>Would you really rather get swallowed by Wanda's cocomordan than cuddle with me while the sun sets over the hills?
>O-o-oh ok, have fun then

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W-Wait no, I was just kidding

who would even want something like that haha

Yes, I don't want to cuddle with your boney ass.

based fringe and high cheekbones dutch poster

Come to Inter!

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Based Wanda

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calciomercato.com/news/lady-zarate-lo-depilo-tutto-anche-li-mi-piace-liscio-come-un-bam-14388
Is Zarate /ourguy/?

Why in good God's name would you want him ?

yes, but the real question is HOW she shaves him

That's for the next interview

Remember when Zarate was supposed to eclipse Totti?

I always thought Zarate was gay.

he's metrosexual

youtube.com/watch?v=78wzZAkVrc4
>Roma 7-0 Rieti
OH NO NO NO NO
THE STATE OF RIETI

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You will be her first blood of the day

I cannot accept losing this fine piece of ass

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for pookaku of all players

he's right

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>classy
g'day m'lady

> Amazing and diverse city
ye just don't mention the fucking crime rates and how Arsenal players were recently fucking assaulted with knives.

>ozil fan

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it's a great push for the players mentality

yikes

>crime rates
>the other option is Napoli

It can't possibly be worse than Naples.

>Yes, I don't want to cuddle with your boney ass.
You think that's boney? Try watching Stranger Things

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Worst girl

who cares about ngubu number 373774

...

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>crime rates

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Ciao /serieão/
Did your team ever won against two different teams in the same day?

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He is mentally ill, the vain plastic surgery addict type. Not the gay type

im watching inter-psg now. after first half.. man esposito was gud.
could conte use him as a backup lautaro??

barella has been brety invisible and he plays quite up 4 me.

Dybala just repeated that he wants to stay and prove himself under Sarri, screw you Bosnigger

He was forced by Paratici to say that

source

this is /intergeneral/ user, first it is twink to manure for pookaku and then pookaku to inter for king cuck, thus bringing balance to the force and the mercato scudetto to inter.

Can I have one of your sisters or cousins be my Italian gf?

Who's this?

comfy the china fans chanting inter and also quieting psg chants kek. gagli gud pass on the goal. inter make opponents look bad on the pitch. feels promising now quickly trannies in

me

bobs n vagene plz

I guess I'll have to spoonfeed you, huh
anyway it's Miriam Leone, /seriea/'s mascot no matter what winkfu's supporters say

Based ADL don't falling for the pépé meme

Bit disappointing to be honest.

Sleep tight /seriea/!

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yes that's why. He didnt' fall for the meme

>tfw no dog

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Man i have to get new friends to go out with.. they all wanted to go straight home after we were at the restaurant. I just wanna go out on weekends and meet people before the work week starts over.

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Say what

>he doesnt rate miriam

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tfw no gf

*ahem*
Fuck Bosnia, thank you.
twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1155229951869820936

manface

t. Jealous Nina Agdal

I want him to destroy my anus, holy fuck he's so handsome.

Based

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Napoli > Binter > Jjust

>come back home early
>open normiegram to spend time on the train
>zozzoneri completely assblasted for Cutrone leaving

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gotta ask, was this you?

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He's way hotter with longer hair, I would let him dominate me

The greatest rivalries in /seriea/
>Miriam v betty
>panettone v pandoro
>everybody v albania

For me, it's
>Betty
>Panettone
>Albania

I think it's an age thing.

Are they competitors?

I'm zozzoneri and I couldn't care less. I rate him as a person but not as footballer, I don't think he'll go as far as Petagna or Paloschi even. He's like a bad Bacca.

A poacher who doesn't have the tools to play CF or Second striker, I didn't even know what to do with him - he can't be solo striker and he can't play in a two striker formation because his linkup and passing is bad.

Andre Silva has greater potential, but he seemingly has a terrible attitude/work ethic.

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How come no one talks about lazio, have they done nothing this offseason?

Agree, cutrone has a lot of heart but he won't make it in a top league, maybe he could be good for a french team one day? The worst part is having to move from Milan to Wolverhampton.

They bought Lazzari (winger from SPAL) who I rate, and it looks like Lotito will finally get his SMS money (although not as many as he would have gotten if he didn't ask Leotardo those absurd sums). Apart from that I don't know, nobody here is actually a Lazio customer.

Lazio has like the best scouting in the world. They just dig up gems from random leagues and sell to Premier League for big dosh. No one will know until the season starts and some random greek/venezuelan/bosniak/hungarian/brazilian/czech starts styling on Serie A and everyone wants a slice of him.

I think you exaggerate. Considering how little Lotito spends they're an ok team, but most of their players peak there. It's basically a less successful Napoli (or more successful if you will considering they actually won titles in the last 30 years)

>nobody here is actually a Lazio customer.
There are plenty of /pol/tards that bandwaggon Lazio, although I doubt they could name you at least 5 players from the current squad.

Yeah, I mean regular posters. There's one cancerous namefag but apparently he doesn't summerpost, hope he doesn't come back

there's the retarded mondial poster that also acts like a juventus customer.
Also lotito is going to chug that money up and buy like 4 eastern europe "prospects", one of which will be decent and the other three will be Patric tier

You still shat your pants

I remember that there was an American that supported them before

>You still shat your pants
Hey I'm not the same user!

for me
miriam > atlanta honeys #2 and #4 >> betty >other atlanta honeys >>>> physical manifestation of the voices in biguain's head >>>>>>>> wink dyke

>Lazzari
i thought he was a wingback

Who is this Rafael Leao dude that is rumored to almost be done deal to Milan?

Can anyone give me a quick rundown?

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>Red Sox
>doing well

i think the new arrivals have potential like venuto titcow

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I'd rather take caveman Petagna back than a ngubus merc
new mbappe la

ital ians, is copa de italia r8ed??

You mean coppa italia? Not really, it's just sfinter fans because muh treble.
As a Juve fan I'd gladly leave it to some deadbeat team like roma.

image(as medium is the lower

show your birth certicate
if its troll, ok

You drunk?

no, high
but ok
jej

We will give Juventus eriksen and rose for Dybala and cancelo

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so. no history? or what?
you write very polished, like american (an).
and if you write like me you write like russiam

Yeah Cutrone just isn't cutting it.
I like this power move by Maldini. Finally starting to behave like a big club again.

Cutrone thought he was the hottest shit just because he outshined Kalinic and never bothered to get better. He rest on his laurels way too much.
Maybe the Wolves transfer might help him become better.

>implying Milan can find a better striker for 25m
Also state of Fiorentina. Piss Pezzella off to give the armband to a shithead that will leave next year anyway.

Yeah I was talking about him, he often namefags

>literally the last season's squad
yikes

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I can kinda work with that

Do Juventini in here trust this guy?
I remeber him at roma and the first year with Jj and he was pretty good, don't know what happend.
If he returns the player he was, is the midfield ok or do >we need another guy?

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I'd give thotennam dybala+money for erisken desu

In the last CL game Jj played before getting knocked out the squad crumbled the second he left the pitch
He was way more important than he looked for Allegro's tictocs, idk how he will perform under Sarriball

Wh yis Milan selling Cutrone?
I did not watch much Milan last season but I thought people were rating him a lot

talented enough but his concentration levels aren't the best for that kind of role. needs a good rotation option

i'm also thinking matuidi has to stay because there's not much hustle in the rest of the mids

>Paratichi is really going for Lukaku
What does he mean by this? Is he so sure he can get rid of Higuain or DZU?

I know what happened.
He convinced himself he's a regista and Allegri actually enabled him instead of telling him he's being a retard.
He started back with Zeman at Roma.

Because he's not very good, he doesn't fit GP's 4-3-1-2 system and I guess they have to sell someone to get another player.

I suppose they're having a hard time trying to get rid of trash like the Kebab and Suso.

Oh fuck off with that line-up already.
I want to see Conti, Krunic, Kessie, Bennacer etc. I don't want to see fucking Borini in midfield and I don't want to see Castillejo anymore would rather see Daniel there.

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yeah we want to see Conti too. It's more fun for everyone involved

I wish I was a sport "journalist". Imagine getting paid to write made up stuff 90% of the time.

Conti was excellent last match even though he played out of his position. Much better than your precious shitty manlet Calamerda who got destroyed by Alaba all night long.

Sick of this bullshit. Where is Paqueta, Bennacer, Krunic?
Are you fucking shitting me with this Hakan-Borini-Biglia nonsense? Every year the same shit preparations.

Nothing stopping you from becoming one though.
It's not like you need a journalism degree to write for sports papers.

I just spoke with a 14yo Greek Manure customer I met on psn and he said Lukaku is a useless piece of shit and that he would be very happy if the swap goes on.

Paratici can't be more clueless than a kid customer right?

Imagine a giga nigga that couldn't control a ball if his life depended on him.
Now imagine him in Italy where as soon as a big guy goes even close to a defender he gets a foul called on him 9 out of 10 times.

Paratici might be clueless but you guys are so gullible that it just hurts. It's all a strategy from Juventus to force Inter into buying Lukaku ASAP to later get Icardi at a cheaper price, even if I do not expect Inter to give up so easily. Lukaku would've been perfect for Allegri, but he certainly isn't for Sarri, at all.

it's hard to tell because united haven't shown any backup plan if he leaves [atm it seems like rashford+fat ben yedder which isn't exactly reliable]. this is despite the fact that inter were interested him as soon as conte was appointed and rom himself hinted at a potential move months ago.

to me it just feels like a mix of juve trying to get a deal on icardi so that inter can get a quick surplus of cash to close the deal on their desired target lukaku + his agent shopping him around a bit. crazier things have happened in the market though and he could somehow end up at juve, much like de ligt was originally tipped to go to barca. that said the asking price for him is a fucking joke and the 14 year old is probably right.

I'm on vacation
t. Ukrainian Lazio customer

it sounds to me the usual nonsense move by Milan
>sell the player that came through the academy, never complained if benched, actually gave a shit about the club, always brought positive attitude/contribution to the rest of his teammates when coming on
>keep all the selfish shitters who couldn't give a pig's arse about the club's situation when they're jogging along out on the field (Andre Silva, Castillejo, Borini, Chalanoglu)

"power move", heh

Selling Cutrone is one of the biggest mistake milan can make, especially if its only for 18 milions, this alone prove that the milanfags managers are fucking amateurs

M-m-m-maldini magic la

Yeah, Pinamonti was sold for that sum, Cutrone has a lot more experience so it could be at least 25

milan are selling him for that money, no joking

You realise he's next, /seriea/? This club will rather keep soulless mercenary dollar than give Plizzari a chance

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Pinamonti scored more Serie A goals than Cutrone last season.
Cutrone's experience just means everyone knows how shit he is

in less matches and playing for frosolone

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i think inter wont get lukaku. can inter still buy if the window closes in engerland?

yes

There's a joke in here somewhere

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Yes but manure can't get a replacement

>never complained if benched
Bullshit. He might have not said anything but I was getting sick of seeing his sad puppy dog eyes.
It's clear he was not happy to be on the bench at all.

And you're wrong on the rest. Silva went back to Milanello and might get sold.
As for Castillejo, Borini and the Kebab it's hard to sell these garbage players because nobody wants them.

You're overrating Cutrone so much.
Dude is even more limited than Paloschi or Petagna. He's not that good, he's not the next Pippo.

Retard, the club wants to win. Fuck your "soul". "Soul" gave us Bonera for 10 years, Montoleader for 7 years, Muntari and a load of other garbage players.

Cutrone was perfect for milan, selling him for those little money it's not healty for them, even if they are poor as fuck now

>wanting players to be happy to be benched
Jesus, how lacking in ambition do you want the players to be? All of them should be wanting to play, although obviously respecting the wishes of the coach

>every day I wake up to find /seriea/ rating Cutrone

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The Sitcom /seriea/ didn't know it needed
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FUND THAT SHIT NETFLIX, YOU FUCKING JEWS

He was nothing special dude. Just another mental midget.
He's too immature mentally to play for a big club like Milan. He went full emo whenever a bigger star was playing instead of him and the only reason he even got as much playtime as he did last season was because of Gattuso babying him. I still remember all of those pointless time he subbed of Piatek to give his baby Cutrone some playtime.

What I meant was that I don't want a player who looks like he's crying whenever he gets benched like Cutrone does.
If you want to be a starter than prove yourself.
If you can't do that then you have 2 options:
1. Warm the bench
2. Fuck off

what the fuck do you expect form a 21 years old striker? to score 40 goals every season? let him build up, strikers need more time to develope before exploding

>let him build up
Are you stupid or something?
We cannot afford this. We got banned from Europe and we're in tons of debt. We need to make that top 4 next season not to babysit a grown ass man(who btw is very limited technically).

i don't want to sound rude but it is really hard for milan to end in the top 4, juve, inter and napoli will take the first 3 spots, then for the last one there will be a fucking battle royale between 6 teams and milan dosen't have the streght to overcome the others. Cutrone is not donnarumma, he dosen't cost that much and he love milan, he can become a really good player, there was no need to sell him right now

Wait for real? I guess I didn't pay much attention to Cutrone last season. Things make more sense now

Froggy's renewal is paying paying off every day

>i don't want to sound rude but it is really hard for milan to end in the top 4
Which is all the more reason why we can't afford to waste time on Cutrone.

Last season was the best chance we had to get top 4 but that idiot Gattuso ruined everything(we were in 3rd place at one point but this idiot ruined everything and either Elliott or Maldini or whoever made the decision to not sack him on the spot made a huge mistake).
It's hard to tell how next season will go at this point in time but I doubt it will be as easy as it was in the last one.

I woudln't say Inter is a guarantee for top 3 spot. They were struggling just as much as Milan last season and we all know how Inter is.

>Cutrone is not donnarumma
Of course he's not. Donnarumma is actually good and a starter.

Just because we sell him now doesn't mean we can't rebuy him later if he really becomes that good(which I really doubt).
We don't even know the details of the transfer yet, for all we know they might have put a buyback option on him.

Last night, Fabio sat alongside new coach Marco Giampaolo in a press conference to talk ahead of the game:

“The coach wants to play in a different way than we were used to, which is somehow more complex but also more entertaining, you feel involved throughout the whole game,” the 28-year-old Italian said.

“It’s not sitting back and waiting for the opponent to attack but it’s playing offensively, which is how Milan used to play when I was a kid – Milan were dominating the whole 90 minutes of the game. This is the coach’s idea of football and we like his idea because we like playing attacking football and keeping possession rather than playing a passive game.

“Playing as a mezz’ala? Before the tour started, the coach told me that we had lots of players out for that position, with Kessié and Paquetá still on vacation, and Krunić who has only just arrived [and is not 100% fit yet]. He asked me to play in a three-man midfield and I obviously accepted because I knew this is what the coach needed and I’m learning to play in a new position, which can always come out handy for myself and the team.

“Where do I see myself in September? Waiting for the birth of my second daughter. The ICC provides high-quality matches before the league season. It’s important, as is increasingly making yourself known abroad in order to expand your horizons with fans throughout the world in mind.”

>*makes the Albanian seethe*
based Borini

>Gareth Bale at Inter. Not a utopia, according to the Reuters news agency. The Welsh should soon sign with Jiangsu Suning, a Chinese club with the same property as the Nerazzurri, a contract worth 22 million euros per season, but the Asian club could be forced to loan him due to the lack of slots needed for foreigners.

Yeah, "forced"

was just reported real blocked bales move.

politano is of interest to 3-4 serie a clubs.

He honestly peaked at Everton as of now.

It was obvious from the start.

Ready for Ferrari to get BTFO even more boys?

>Wanting Bale

Fiorentina reportedly hope to reunite Pol Lirola with Sassuolo teammate Kevin-Prince Boateng.

According to Gazzetta dello Sport, Fiorentina are ready to bring in Boateng on a season-long loan.

The attacker recently returned to Sassuolo from Barcelona and is expected to stay in Italy as he looks to repair his relationship with wife Melissa Satta.

A-Ahahah just watch it, digits and Ferrari pulls a 1-2 finish

Also Albania is right. Cutrone is nothing special. He reminds me of Borini who had a "good" season with Roma as a youngster before going to PL. Cutrone is probably even less talented than Borini.

>Ferrari
>finishing at all

lul

execute order 66 stapp

>_>

Because he will be a regista or a dad joke like that

I would pay gold for a Netflix with Roomates and Casa Totti

>lecute

Does someone have like a list of which teams Italian players support? I'm curious

>lecuck

THIS FUCKING RACE

HULK on his way to a podium?

The pain is just too much

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This has to be the best race in years

>race is mostly driven on inters
>race is crazy
>inter
>crazy
Pottery

Welp

Inter is getting bale and some zoomer prospect striker. no lukaku.

i agree, but all i feel is pain

Inter getting Bale would be hilarious but it's also possible because of the retarded transfer moves they've done in the last few years

Virgin Rannochia vs chad Padelli

What is this race, what the fuck is going on

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modern drivers can't drive on wet tracks anymore to save their lives, chaos ensues at every smallest sprinkle of water

It's a real shame, I'm even surprised they got to start from the grid

I don't understand why they even let this fodder talk.

So if Milan signs Correa and Leao they only need to fill in one position: either AM or CM if Paqueta will play under two strikers. If Biglia leaves they would need to sign another DM though

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aaaand there goes another dry babby

Dutch water bending la, it's time for the Netherlands to RISE UP

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This just makes it worse, Lecute didn't deserve this

Not so fast, j-just wait until Ferrari gets its shit done and Lecute won't get screwed over by weird strategies (and bad luck)

>implying Bayol will take Candreva's spot

If the Chinese pay his salary, I don't see what's so "retarded" about the transfer. Bale is a better finisher than anyone at Inter bar Icardi. Inb4 Conte deploys him as a left wingback.

Florentino blocked the whole thing

Paqueta will be better as a mezzala. They should go all in on James. RiRo is not needed anymore, they should sell him.

Pretty good team on the paper if it happens.

Lukaku it is then

What's happened to Caldara?

I wonder if he suspected some weird trick, ecpecially after last year

Injured for now.

Based rain improving this weekend by 500% on all fronts

I can't rate Laxalt over RiRo so i would rather keep RiRo as a sub for Theo

Rodriguez, Suso, Hakan are the cancer of Milan. They all have to go.

Strinic is better than Rodriguez anyway. Giampaolo knows this too.

There's no guarantee Strinic won't drop dead because of a heart attack tomorrow and Hakan is good to keep as a sub unless another AM is brought in as an addition to a starting AM (James/Modric/someone else?)

Suso needs to leave. He doesn't fit the new formation and you can get somewhat decent money for him. Need to invest his money on a 10. Hakan can stay, he's not worth much, will be ok as a sub in the new formation and he's liked in the group. RiRo can fuck off. A slow fullback just doesn't work.

Who is Atalanta buying this mercato? They are too silent. As a life long Atalanta customer just few week ago, I'm worried.

>Atalanta
>buy
Dont tell me you actually believed when they said they planned to challenge for the fourth place regularly? They'll get dabbed out of CL and sell every decent player in January

B-but muh goddess.

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