/mlb/ - Koshien is Coming Edition

TEX: Padres, White Sox scouting Nomar Mazara
ARZ: Brewers showing interest in Robbie Ray
NYM: Twins, Mets have talked Syndergaard trade
CLE: Jose Ramirez belts go-ahead homer in extras
SEA: Beckham's slam leads Mariners past Tigers
TEX: Santana has slam, six RBI in rout of A's
MIN: Nelson Cruz thumps three jacks vs White Sox
BOS: Bogaerts goes 4-for-6 with two bombs vs Yanks
NYY: Tanaka thrashed for a dozen runs by Red Sox

(also the new rotoworld site sucks and OSAKA TOIN IS OUT BABY)

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Jays front office are gonna cuck out to garbage trades and everyone knows it.

astros desu

seriously the new rotoworld is stupid, who desined it? the older was more simpier and more fun

also even the print sucked, it said that had embedded file

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what type of shitty trades you think that they will do?

If they trade Sogard/Galvis itll be for busts. Stroman might get one half-bust but nobody is offering anything close to his value.

Jays want Garcia for Stroman from the Yanks and they wont budge like they thought they would need prospects on a WS team or something. Probably just want to screw us over and offload him to the Orioles.

Basically the entire league is conspiring to ruin my Jays I have the evidence in poorly crafted newspaper clippings all over my wall to prove this

trade deadline iss coming no?

youtu.be/1Tml85ySvzs?t=7913

How to piss a Cardinals fan off

i wish MLB posted more classic gamess on youtube

it would make an full beautful collection and would combat piracy

yeah but dont think the markets favorable to the Jays right now

I think last night was the first time I laughed myself to sleep

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why?

Couldn't stop laughing at yankees getting BUTT DEVASTATED HISTORICASLLY

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sadpanda is dead lads
Not even baseball can heal this pain

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twisn desu

>tumblr dead
>now EXH dead
first the amateur porn and now the drawn porn
having a niche fetish is truly the greatest hell

people did alternative tumblr and e-hentai is still alive and well, they only will cut the boardline content

say my name.

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also i bet people will do places for thiss boardline soon or later

for a second I was trying to remember the Mariners guy that looks almost exactly like this guy
but I can't remember either of their names

I miss ABG

I think youre talking about the one that's on the brewers now

>brewers
>mariners
stop making up team names

i mean this guy, cory gearrin

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Which teams are the most JUST right now based on situation and expectations?

Red Sox by lots

t. seething yakoid

Give a better answer then

i am here, how are you user?

Rockies were supposed to contend this year

Going to go with the pirates. They had the whole Josh Bell thing and now look at them.

No one expected Josh Bell to blow up like he did nor the Pirates in general to be contenders.

oh wheeze...oh seeth..oh kek

>the pirates were contenders

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Isn't it always the who sux every year?

>team expected to be bad is bad
Does /mlb/ have a literacy problem?

just cusb fans

there three constants I believe in. Death, Taxes, and the New York Mets being trash.

someone redpill me on koshien

So the Mets then?

Psychopath

There's nobody on /mlb/ that knows about Japanese baseball

gib kirby yates pls

Well there was a guy. APG I think his name was? He's gone know though. RIP.

I miss that guy. He was very knowledgeable and a class act. Really involved with the community.
Oh lord take me instead

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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I can't believe that he's gone.....

You're crazy

You're a fucking freak...you absolute FREAK

Simply put, this is sick

Have you seen their new logo?

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Remorse! Where is the remorse?!

gib felipe vazquez pls

big james shields pls

prospects pls

the bigger the game the bigger the james

at this point im fine seeing noah getting traded. Maybe give us some good prospects and maybe lets fix for the future

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Cole Hamels will return to his home next year

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>hamlels

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My bad dogg

I like Marcus Stroman as a Yankee fan but I only really see a #2 caliber pitcher at most, his SIERA concerns me a lot.

>SIERA
Is this in the realm of SPARKie and PORKieposting in NBA? What the fuck kind of acronym is that stop making shit up to justify not gibe prospecting and gibe prospects already

61st for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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yeah im thinking hes back

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Reminder the Yankees will have gone a decade without seeing the World Series at the end of this season lol

too bad they are beating the doyers this year

>pedo loli porn site
>you need plugins to access it
Nothing of value lost

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t.newfag
the real loss was the non-H artbooks

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thoughts on this image

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>implying the Yankees will make it that far
You have zero pitching lmao

>
They'll be lucky to get 2nd, but the indians and A's are getting the wild card spots

red sox will win the division

yeah and my ass talks

I mean, the indians managed to come back into contention from a seemingly insurmountable deficit, so all hope is not lost for the bosox and rays as of yet
it'll take a big rally and at least an equally big yankees slump

>SIERA quantifies a pitcher's performance by trying to eliminate factors the pitcher can't control by himself. But unlike a stat such as xFIP, SIERA considers balls in play and adjusts for the type of ball in play.

>For example, if a pitcher has a high xFIP but has also induced a high proportion of grounders and pop-ups instead of line drives, his SIERA will be lower than his xFIP.

Marcus Stroman’s SIERA is 4.39 this year, which is worse than Boyd and Ray respectively.

Red Sox will sweep the yankees this series, sweep the rays next series and sweep the yankees in that series and will be in first place of the division before the 2nd week of week of august

Know your place boston

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please dont remind me that we almost won 3 of the 4 major championships in american sports in one year

>we
>implying you will ever win another one
bawwston coping

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Why put art books on a pedo site to begin with?

please stop no

Cringeston

are you prepared for the decade of asian domination?

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Honestly, I'm frightened

christian yelich looks like THAT??

isn't yelich like 25% japanese?

>Timeline when even the Mets are more realistic about buying/selling at the deadline than the Giants

what the fuck

Yeli sucks ya

n then he fucks ya!

if the mets trade syndergard to the yankees im calling shenanigans

/mlb/ needs these upcoming repeating 4's
make it happen ,autists

what 4

if it happens, then who cares

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I'm going to try with a doggie doo post. Only true oldfags will remember

if it happens mets change their name to the new york railriders

ooooh those dang dog gone god darn doggy doos!!!

Phillies desu

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>problem is clear
>nobody fixes it
Why is this allowed

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red socks

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doggie doos kek

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you're welcome /mlb/

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YES

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gay

Delete this.

DOYERS BTFO'D

kys

>the get is in a tripfag thread
/mlb/ is a disgrace

Skegged and kegged

Atrocious get

Have sex

eh, could be worse

state

MATT STAIRS

americans truly ruin this board

perro pega

fucking kys you faggot

digits wasted on some literally who sport

FUCKING BASED GET

kys

BASED

Cashner is going to get blown out. Sox wasted all their offense last night

Faggot

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perro baseball

cashner is going to get blown out but not as badly as paxton

> Sox wasted all their offense last night
this red sox offense is even better than their offense last season, they score 10 runs every other game and 6+ seemingly most of the time

yankee fans take Yea Forums so fucking seriously lol

kek

kek doggie doos

based

love,
/nba/

This is psychopathy

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DIGGIDY DOGGIDY DOODIE!!!!

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Where is the respect

>tfw I want to shitpost with Barve fans about this rivalry but I know just how volatile the Phillies are
It's pretty much a coin toss whether or not they fucking sweep the braves or get swept by them right now. This series basically defines whether or not the Phillies Buy around the edges or sell around the edges

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/HOC/ BTFO

>Doggie Doos

Hey /nba/, much respect to ya! Love what you guys are doing!!!!

holy FUCKING BASED

THIRD WORLD ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

>wasted in a subreddit cancer general
ugh

I RESPECT YA!!!

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seeth at /mlb/!!!! SEETH!!!!!!

gimi

much respect to ya

wow literally no one cares about this shitty forced meme. now fuck off already

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ooof ya seeth!!!!!!

I'm going back to r/dodgers where they respect me!!!!!

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o i respect ya
n then i best ya
give ya another chance
ya got ya big boy pants on
ya only improvin
ya can strive to get better!!
so get movin!!

doggie doos kek

doggie doos kek

doggie doos kek

BASED BAUER BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!

twitter.com/MikeFrancesa/status/1154787242629578754

/ourguys/ going head to head!

These doggie doo assholes are pissing me off

basado

/hoc/ on pooicide watch
we run this joint now

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CRINGE

HAVE SEX ASAP

doggie doos

name a single person who has ever watched baseball

Enjoy your october/november vacation.

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What a senseless waste
the retarded hoc or cric whatever the fuck who cares get was better than this

doggie doos kek

Racist guy?

doyers on suicide watch

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this guy has no respect!!!!!!!

>Third worlders butthurt
>inferior generals butthrut
>Doylers butthurt
Yeeeesss

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Pure psychopathy

generals and janny killed Yea Forums, reddit kun.

doggie doos kek

The true plague killing sp is s*ccer

have sex

Reminder that blowing out the Yankees in a meaningless regular season game is like winning the world series to Boston fans.

R E N T F R E E
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N
T
F
R
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what Baseball team should I support

Cubbies

Rent free!! Oh please have mercy!!

Cubs

Schwarbie!!!!!!!!

Chicago Cubs

BASED

Thank you guys, I will watch MLB this season for my Cubs

Based Cubbies

/rug/

Rent free

Much respect to ya!

gay cubs post

The Mets.
t. Mets fan

Mets are matching expectations as usual.

They were supposed to take the divison this year what with the barfs being reliant on flash in the pan rookies and the philthies wasting 330 million dollars on a cancerous bum.

>They were supposed to take the divison this year

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330 million dollars lol

Mets fans genuinely thought they were contending for the division this season. Poor bastards.

Crazy how Harper turned out to not be that cancerous bum everyone thought he was. Yet nobody in DC has ever stepped up to defend their own locker room since he signed

>OSAKA TOIN IS OUT BABY
Way to bury the lede there, Brasilbro

>mets were supposed to take the division this year

I'm going back to r/mets where they respect me

March Madness, but baseball, with HS kids, and they are Japanese and thus way to serious and totally nuts. Tons of weird traditions like bands, too many bunts, and all in the sweltering heat.

It's spectacle in the truest sense.

>They were supposed to take the divison this year

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Do they though? Do they?

You can only give me (You)s if your team has ever won a playoff series

so literally every team?

Cubs game on in 1 bong and 46 bings.

Nope. one team had their first playoff appearance in 2012, and has never won a series.

Koshien is basically Japanese March Madness. They take it very seriously and push their starters to absolutely ridiculous extremes, it's not uncommon to see a random 16 year old ace from Bumfucknowhere Prefecture throw 200 pitches in a single start.

And yet somehow, the Nationals aren't even close to being as JUST as the Mets, the Philles, the Marlins or the Braves. Not to mention the Cubs,
>rags

Why is baseball drafting so terrible? How the hell was Trout the 25th pick? I could understand him not being #1 in the '09 draft, Strasburg was insanely good, but for him to fall all the way to 25? How bad are MLB scouts?

And then do it again on 2 days rest.

For like a month.

every other team in the division has at least 2 world series victories, and as far as American Education has taught me, 2 > 0

And we wonder why Japanese pitchers keep blowing their arms out.

why are you shit talking the diamondbacks then? they are irrelevant.

Big series for the Phillies this weekend against the Braves. They need to win it if they want a chance at the division.
I cant wait for them to fuck it up.

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He went to a northeast, seasonal school in an area where competition is scarce. Playing in the Northeast fir high school baseball is like playing in europe for the NBA

Being JUST isn't about numbers. It's about being pathetic.

The Diamondbacks have not only won a playoff series, but a World Series. And not only a World Series, but arguably the greatest world series ever played

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And the franchise that is best defined as JUST is the Washington Nationals. Maybe the Mets are more JUST, but they at least have World Series to cover them. The marlins hardly exist, and the Braves/Phillies JUST eras are when flame throwers ripped 91mph Fastballs through the zone and ballplayers had to take second jobs in the offseason because they were basically slave labor for owners

what college team is that in the picture and why do have those abomination of uniforms?

I dunno. the same people that make those make these awful uniforms though

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My huefriend! Good to see you posting. Based Koshien.

The Phillies have the most losses of any professional sports franchise ever.
The Mets front office and ownership may be the worst in sports now that Loria is gone and the Marlins are historically a joke franchise.
The 90s Braves were even worse than the 80s Buffalo Bills and 2010 Dodgers.

>expecting multibillion dollar corporations and organizations to do something smart to combat piracy instead of just issuing takedowns of third-party sites

>The Phillies have the most losses
True, but again, the dark age has is clearly documented as after World War 1 to the early 1950s. The Nationals Dark Age is 100% of their history
>Mets front office and ownership may be the worst in sports
They're up there, but again they have a semblance of success in your lifetime, unlike the Nationals
>90s Braves were even worse than the 80s bills
What are the bills of the 80s even notable for? Jim Kelly ducking them for the USFL?
>2010 Dodgers
They at least won a title, unlike the Nationals

The Nationals have only been around for 13 years. The other 4 have sucked for a long time.

The 80 Bills were known for losing 4 straight Owls.

And have had infinitely more success. Even the Marlins, who literally fluked into two rings have an impossible to quantify gap on the Nationals in terms of success

that's the 90's bills

Your right. My bad. I don't give a fuck about football. My point stands.

Nah, the Braves WON a title

Get BTFO so hard that you run to another board to try to shitpost

What is the origin of the Dodgers prolonged success? Management, front office, training staff? A lucky lottery hit on everything baseball?

Doyers @ Nast

Front office and a good farming system.

>Prolonged Success
>0 titles since the Reagan Administration

Bros what led to the Indians being the most successful team of the 90s despite 0 championships

The Braves won the division 11 straight seasons and have one title to show for it. That's about as just as you can get.

>Win
>No it's actually losing
based retard. I guarantee you the Cubs would much rather have the Braves 11 division titles and 1 world series than it's 0 in taht time

>cusb
They're almost as pathetic as the phillies

>More rings than the Nats
Reminder that a positive number of rings will always mean a better franchise than 0 rings

Who won in 2005?

What ever helps you sleep at night, dude.

Yes.

I always get the Sox and Marlins WS mixed up. The year that Katrina hit, that was the year the Marlins won. The other one was the Sox WS win.

t. Nats fan trying to show off their "success"
keep trying. maybe one day it'll be real

That's not me.

Bros did somebody steal the trophies?

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Seethe more

cope

Sorry

cringe get
kys you and your gay club

That's on me dawg my bad

my bad dogg my bad

>mad at the expos

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alright it's cool nigga

Phillies are such a joke.

Better than your team.

FUCK OFF

>meme contact pitchers
lmao what is this ti 1920s

hm

>Pitch on the outside
>Called strike
>player looks at ump
>Later pitch even farther outside
>called strike
Umpires should be shot

Let's start with Joe West and Angel Hernandez

What does Recker have?

I call him BLOW west

whats the score of the twinkies wsox game gonna be

0-0 tie

Angel Hernandez is the Heinrich Himmler of umpires.

We may never find out as the 0 fans won't report the score

joe westies yay

Ump gang here. nobody cares about hitters.

/mlb/ took a stinky poo poo on /hoc/ today lol

how do they keep getting awya with it bros

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14-2

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/hoc/ lol

umpires should be shot

Umpies make /mlb/ seethe

Apart from the Yankees in 1st, I don't see anything "eerily similar".

OK I'll say it.... umps are based

You just know the umpires are dancing on the inside when they expand the strikezone on players they deem unworthy of the legal zone

both roughly 10 games back at roughly the same time of year

>third worlders mad at a decent /mlb/ meme
go back to one of your 20 sawker threads gay faggots

when did the rays become sooo good that they can just take the 'devil' out of them like nothing. I bet they still sin so much

why does acuna look a year older than this time least season

Christians probably clutched their pearls and made them change it.

Hello from /nfl/ it's good to see we arent the gayest general

>330 million
>can't get a clutch single
Congrats on the division braves

Macneil is a great player

Pssst yankees, you need a starter?

Not so fast. Braves are choking dogs.

so is everyone in the NLE

Nah dude, their elite string of playing in a weak division and then bouncing out of the playoffs is what made Bobby Cox a """""Hall of Famer"""""

doggie doos kek

> Bobby Cox a """""Hall of Famer"""""
If I had a pitching staff like that, I could manage them to 11 division titles and early playoff exits too.

Forget the trade deadline, because every other team in MLB is in the fix to not trade their best to the Yankees for a bag of balls like they do for the Red Sox. So what free agents can the Yankees get this off season, and those pitchers must own Boston.

>be stankees
>stank it up

Cubs @ Boors

Why is there no Twins thread? Aren't they in first place?

>Arguably
Which is why the Cubs Indian series was better.

Honestly.
1. 1991
2. 2001
3. 2016

Not for long. Windians only 2 games behind.

>DISH dropped FS South/SE
and into the trash it goes. fucking faggots

You only say that because it was the Yankees who lost

No, I say that because Schilling and Johnson were the most dominant forces we've seen in the World Series.

watch yourselves, houston

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I always get the feeling that people claim 2001 was so great, because it ended an "Evil Empire" Dynasty on a losing note.

The Yankees were overwhelmingly the more popular team

Sorry filthies, you're outmatched

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not usually worth making them when it's only a couple dudes in there for either team.

Houston Astros vs St. Cardinals Gamethread:

If it was anyone but Brian McCann I wouldn't care. But that guy is the biggest hypocrite in baseball. If anyone on another team did that smug ultra slow trot he'd block home plate and try to start a fight like the white nigger he is

interesting NL central matchup there

>lillies

I can't believe the phillies are gonna be sellers

>gib hoskins

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Acuna is fast, he might join the 30/30 club

Just like good old days

He's a weird fast. He's fast, but he doesn't really know how to steal bags consistently.

I'd gladly trade Hoskins for Rendon or Soto

Looks like the barfs lifelongs are back

these fucking marlins throwbacks

I'll give you Gabe Klobosits and Roudy Read

McCann is a fat cunt and is the on of the slowest players in the MLB. That’s why it takes him so long to round the bases

Max Kepler just hit the Twins 200th home run for the year
This was done in 103 games

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Bryce "Mr Clutch" Harper

Is Boston going to come back and win the east and the World Series? The Yankees and Rays can't stop them, and its pissing me off.

should i buy a team hat?

should i post doggie doos?

>tfw white sox fan

Sigh...

I'd say no. but you'd accuse me of being a dodgers fan and post anyway. So go ahead

>He's a weird fast. He's fast, but he doesn't really know how to steal bags consistently.
yeah pretty sure he tried to steal 2nd base a few games ago against a left handed pitcher kek

3-11 about to be 3-12 since the allstar break

He already has 22 steals though

and he has the speed for 75 steals

Yes.

What happened to your team? Weren't you .500?

Injuries fucking everywhere

>Michael Kopech
>Carlos Rodon
>Manny Banuelos
>Ryan Burr
>Ian Hamilton
>Nate Jones
>Tim Anderson
>Eloy Jimenez
>what happens when you take half a team to begin with and decimate it even further

yakity yaks lol

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>mfw pete alonso gets another homer and dabs on josh bell
macgwire's replacement is here

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Offense disappeared. We have guys regressing on top of guys injured, all put together making for the worst team offensive performance of the second half so far. Literally the team is offensively being led by Ryan Goins (career 65 wRC+) and Adam Engel (who was demoted specifically because of his offense earlier this year)

>Literally the team is offensively being led by Ryan Goins (career 65 wRC+) and Adam Engel
I never thought things could get that bad for you.

>Philthies

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Im thinking we back. Fuck yinzers and fuck the pie rats.

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spits
scumbags

>sellers

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Can care less. Theyre giving me fun baseball and pain. I'll enjoy this wild ride

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>Atlanta’s backup OF has a better postseason BA than Mike Trout

Lucky for you that ride will never end

I can say the same for a lot of teams. Everyones ride ends eventually

>Everyones ride ends eventually
Not for the perpetual mest

user...I

>illies

>DBAGS

>poche didn't shit the bed
huh

Astros/Braves it is then

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arizona sucks

MARLELS OLD SKOOL

Uh, no. the Red Sox are on a tear right now. They will peak at the right time.

People actually think the Lillies will be sellers or buyers. They wont do shit at the trade deadline other than claim waived players. I say since no matter what they do here, the wont make the playoffs and probably just test the FA markets during the off season. Then they do trades to get pitchers.

Manfred would never write a script with that much regional overlap

then angels cardinals for the pujols memebowl

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>Not so fast. Braves are choking dogs.

Braves won tonight; Phillies and Nationals both lost.

S-STOP IT. THIS ISN'T FAIR. THIS. WAS. OUR. YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE #28!!!!!!!!!! WHY WON'T THE METS GIVE US SYNDERGAARD!?!!?!?!!? GOD DAMMIT SAN FRANCISCO, GIVE US BUMGARNER RIGHT NOW.

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>tfw want Twins Brewers I-94 series

Shut the fuck up. Take syndershit and stop whining you fat cats
Thats kino, but I would like angels cards: would be a nice way to end pujols career

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>He thinks the Yankees are getting Thor

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then who is? pooston?

B A S E D

Twins.

Maybe the Braves, even though they're in the same division.

Won't be the Yankees.

if theres anything I want if the mets trade syndergaard is good prospects. I know pitching is a need, but the mets issue is a bullpen (and a good front office but that can be done some other day)
twins got anyone really good?

Padres are the frontrunners due to the pieces in their farm system that are attractive to NYM

Urg....

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oh how i loathe this fucker

gagashka...ugh..

oh i hate this guy

Ugh... agh

>methinals

is this general stuck in pre-K?

Cute!

It's just a bunch of SpEds that's why I use other site

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>allowing 7 runs on 3 hits
>anglels

Ayo my bad dogg

>twins FO
>doing anything
>ever
i want to believe but i don't

this to the maximum!

bring back trayce

>The Astros have most fervently pursued Syndergaard, but the Mets’ current stance is that only the Braves and Padres, both with stacked systems, are ideally positioned to obtain the righty.

nypost.com/2019/07/26/mets-are-definitely-trading-noah-syndergaard-source/

KEK SCUBA KEK

Cardinals tbqh.

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twitter.com/SomeonesAnIdiot/status/1154930350461804544

>philthy fans

As if we needed any more proof that the balls are juiced.

>be houston

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>whos
Just give free wins to the twins huh

We're giving free wins to everyone. The team is beyond terrible at the moment.

shit is ridiculous right now. cruz also hit a dinger, which makes the team's count 201 long dong balls.
I'm honestly more happy about the fact that they only had to use the starter and one bullpen arm. really giving the bullpen an opportunity to unfuck itself after that yankees affair

The Indians were so close to catching with with the twins. Then the whos happened.

kek scuba

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reporting in for /cric/

>3-12 since the All star break

SCUBA DOOBA DOO I LOVE YOU

which team?

Reposting here since game has ended.

Things that make you go hmmm (obvious sign stealing cheaters supported by home park staff):

Christian Yelich home vs. away stats:
Home: .365 BA, .463 OBP, 1.305 OPS, 24 HR
Away: .308 BA, .409 OBP, .992 OPS, 11 HR

Cody Bellinger home vs. away stats:
Home: .351 BA, .450 OBP, 1.174 OPS, 20 HR
Away: .308 BA, .411 OBP, 1.050 OPS, 14 HR

Statistically impossible for them to put up those differences in splits without cheating. Now look at a real baseball player like Mike Trout and how his stats are virtually identical home and away. Rigged game. Rigged system. This semen slurping sport isn't for me.

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>strop

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oh this fucking asshole

The Chicago Free Wins.

>we need to keep playing the shit pitcher and have him keep losing games over and over until he gets his confidence back
Why do people do this? Don't they have goobermetrics that tell them not to play shit pitchers ever?

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Is Dylan Cease a bust?

We're 7-5 against the Indians this year, 2-6 against the Twins. They've had their chance to capitalize on us.

kek losedians

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR 2019 NL CENTRAL DIVISION LEADERS

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Is that a boom box at the A's game?
I knew they allowed horns and drums, but a speaker?

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>lose

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>chokeland

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>cusbs

Sigh...

>be houston
>lose
Ugh

Go birdinals

>get beat up by the hittingest team in baseball
>hurr is Cease a bust

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>ASStros

how can the cusb be so good at home yet a bottom feeder on the road?

Boystown

No one said cusb fans had any brains.

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I hurt myself today...

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gib kirby yates pls

this meme suck ass
i prefer you guys posting about dogs and dodgers instead

about koshien its true, they play the game as long they can play, they love the sport and want to play more than anything

The most depressing scene that you can see in baseball in general is when the players cry after lost the tournament, beacuse they know that (probablly) wont play baseball again, at least with it friends

the pic in the post is an exemple of it

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just an fast fix unlike said, they dont do for an single, in summer they do for two

beacuse there is the qualies in july (its happening now but like half of provinces already finshed qualies) and there is the main event next month

Houspie sighted

Step aside, cusb.

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Oh you can go screw

Based

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how's our ass taste?

You're an asshole you know that!!!

haha get em

oh why don't you die?

S-stop bullying the cubbies
How can you root against them? They're just a bunch of lovable goofballs
The cardinals are evil incarnate. Fuck you guys

We're in a full blown retard crisis

asshole idiot retard has been spotted on the premises at outpost 94452545

i am the only one that hadnt noticied it

mwuhuhauhhahahaha

lmao we´re go again

The cards are a chads team anyway

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i was going to ask if you had an Miku Racing Diecast car but the face jumpscaried me lmao

I remember the times of old. They were simple times with simple people. And since those times, the disappearance of ABG has me startled. I can only imagine where he's' gone missing now....

That's because you're the retard in question.

actually i miswrite that

i meant "and i thogouting that i was the only one that found that"

my dilexy attacked me, sorry to dissapoint your joke user

>blaming your shit english on dyslexia

la creatura...

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nah, my shti english is still shit english, i dont deny it

its that sometimes it get wrost

oh have some compassion asshole

>sorry to dissapoint your joke user
Actually, you proved my point.

>needint to resort to the amerimutt meme right away
hector you need help

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based retard

with that hand right in the middle of your photo it's hard not to. Regardless, I apologize

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please dont bully abg, he's not even here to defend himself

user I downloaded a folder of those mikus and I dont own that doll you dolt

that's on my dawg, my bad

sad
i wish you had the based miku Z4

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that is true, i am just for baseball talking

Because it wouldn't take them blowing up their farm system to get him. They have enough to satisfy the Mets plus like 6 more prospects on top of it.

I miss ABG

rip ABG, im gonna have to pour one out for the homie

O ABG O ABG WHEREFORE ART THOU ABG

those koshien threads you used to do...

i am here, my loved Juliet
Don cries anymore, oh my love

gone too soon bros ;_;

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damn you two tryna slap some dicks?

holy shit user its 2am here
i am laughing an lot that i think that i will wokeup the people next door

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can i atropelate you?

nah i am joking around
as people say "if you cant beat them, join then on joke"

depend, are you an cute girl?

This is kwayzie

*backs away slowly*

>if you can't beat off to them, then join them in orgy
interesting take my dude

eh idk if you dont know, but here is Yea Forums

is over there

Bro are you fuckin gay?

sse

not sure how i went from reminiscing about abg to some random user sending me hyperlinks to cartoon cocks

yea i notied that you were about to start the gay jokes

but meh whatever

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Oh. Hey Chicago

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oh look, detroit and seattle are going to extras
this is going to be intresting

im gonna kill this thread with a sword

>s word
Hmm hmm hmm. A good effort. But your s word is no match for my n word:
N

But the penis mighter than the sword

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^^this thread just went where no one should...

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NWORDS

not over my ruling

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*slaps genny* you can fit so many assholes in this genny

st. louis cardinals

CLEAR OUT, IM READY TO FUCKING BLOW IT

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just give us another chance

Left = Cardinals
Middle = Brewers
Right = Cubs

Sounds like this gay Brazil user when he sees a dick

NEW

youtube.com/watch?v=1oJAVJPX0YY

thread is die

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f

CUBBIES :)!!!!!

>American flag

Like pottery