England vs Ireland International Cricket Test Matchthread #2

NZ won the Moral Victory World Cup

FUCK the Irish tbqhf

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Thinking that before the test I'd of been satisfied not to lose by an innings. It's not over yet though

coulda doyd

ireland can scratch this out with some mature batsmanship

england are mentally ill here

t. be's unaustralian

any irishmen you're tipping to make a century from here?

t, probably Irish

>Cook
>Roy
>????????
>Poot
>????????
>Stokes
>Buttler
>Curran
>Broad
>Leach
>Anderson

imho

Nope, maybe O'Brien can get it but idk. I'm mentally prepared to lose from here so will be pleasantly surprised if we don't.

Is indian pc cunt here? Just buy one of these

youtu.be/ErQQc6cUSTA

home and away on channel 5 lads

Ireland more like direland lol

WHIIIRRRR *pops circuit breaker*

Why do Aussies hate Brits and particularly the English when they're mostly of English descent?

Is McCollum related to McCullum?

oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear

yikes

Sibley to open

REALLY good op ngl

Leach was picked to take wickets and he hasn't got any yet, so he hasn't really strengthened his chances of playing in the Ashes.

D-erie

This is why you're always going to be the bad guys, sticking the boot in is not necessary. It looks like you're supporting England too.

We just need a 100 run partnership here and it'll look sweet again.

What's the 9.1/183 lads? Is it 9 overs played out of 183?

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love that

He's your best batsman

dire(land)

ireland will need to score runs without losing wickets if they want to win here

I think in actuality they love them but just have an inferiority complex to them

Forgot Woakes completely, could have him in at 7 pushing buttler and stokes up to cover 5.

Anyone seen that new cricket documentary??

thats irelands target score

tipping a 2 wicket Paddy victory

No mate

he's our best opener m8, and i have to have a spinner to cover because i'm not having moeen in.

gary wilson is an underground outsider musician m8

youtube.com/watch?v=jW3odf94Ehk

Because convicts. They don't really hate them anyway, it's banter, some of them maybe hate the idea of British Empire or whatever but it's inconceivable that there'd ever be war between them.

This is why you don't hand out Test status to every Tom, Dick and Harry.

oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear

You need to fit Archer in as well

just BANTA lad

just downloaded it
rarbgproxy.org/torrent/4erlvfu

monumental poollapse

no i don't

dont even like cricket and think it's fucking stupid but i'll be annoyed if we lose when usually i wouldnt even know ireland were playing or that we even had a cricket team

fuck this

based ireland making england's first innings look like a good score

>

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>ripping off England's gimmick

cringe

>24/5
Oh NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

they're shitting themselves here lads

feel bad for paddies, going to make a gaelic empire on ck2 now. what could have been..

>dont even like rugby and think it's fucking stupid but i'll be annoyed if we lose when usually i wouldnt even know rugby were playing or that we even had a rugby team
here I made you one for RWC too.

could be heading for a new lowest test score here

GONE

FUCK OFF

GET OFF THE PITCH YOU CUNT

GO WRITE SOME POETRY YOU DRUNKEN BASTARD

>tune into the cricket now that the footy is done
>24-5
FUCK sake what a shitshow

>supporting unpunished cheats who will bombard you with insults during the ashes
cuck or english, same thing

What footy is on at this time?

England bombed the first innings to pad their stats in the second

first they win the world's hearts with their courageous world cup win then best the elite Irish test team. What next for brave England lads?

oh dear x 11 cba

This is just like the Test against Poopeeland at this ground in 2013.

A Kevin O'Brien century could certainly aid Ireland's endeavour here

>poomir announced retirement from tests
zachy on pooicide watch

zoiks

dear oh dear what has happened here

What do you call an Irish man w

>24-6
yikes

collingwood richmond.

GONE

AFL innit

nah lad, the Irish are objectively scum. Like incompetent Jews

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

LOOOOL

best game in the world mate

brb assuming fetal position

dabbing on wogstralia

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>24/6
pathetic. b-but why doesn't Ireland, Scotland, Netherlands Nepal, Kenya, Namibia have test status!??!?!?!?!

RAIN

Christ almighty

>24-6

revoke test status now

Not able to watch the game lads, can anybody let me know how Ireland are getting on? With such a pathetically easy score like 180 to chase down, I imagine they're progressing comfortably to the total?

>England got 300 on this jagged pitch
the ashes are ours

on nonononononononononononno

crashing this ashes
with no survivors!

when is the namibia test

its actually good, he can focus on odis now

Amir, Shaheen, Babar, solid core for next world cup

Have Ireland won a world cup or equivalent in ANY sport? how shit are they really

Love the cazzies who think sub 300 scores are bad in test mtaches

>Lads, it’s Ireland

Ah so 9.1 overs on a target score of 183?

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dire worldview

rugby world cup 2019

thats right

What do you call and Irishman with a cricket bat?

We're goat at horse racing

>He stayed up to watch England lose because he's still seething at the world cup

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a thief

I love BBC TMS

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Paddy.

similar to an englisman with a football

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> "Lunch is in jeopardy."
>"Oh no! Lunch looks lovely as well - sea bass!"

This fucking commentary

the best and oldest football on earth lad.

what do you call an irishman at lord's?

t. Padrick Mackenzie O'harrington

.

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I've seen England lose from better positions than this

ya but i actually like rugby and we're gonna win the world cup anyway

ive literally forgotten we even play cricket 3 or 4 times
just this collapse is typical

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Shamus.

A PEE PEE WILLY BUM BUM POO HEADDD HEHEHEH

Lowest total set at Lord's was 42 by India

cunt is 27

Does batdeep play for ireland?

"The Taunton Tendulkar"

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feel bad for them desu

t. cucked by a big strong irish tradie

they're irish

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Ireland getting fucked more than they will by a hard border here

youtube.com/watch?v=WkbLe3oCGMc

did the Gods play cricket?

trying to write a joke that combines a LBW to an irish man and the nick name 'paddy'. It's hard.

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Shan't

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Ireland may want to get 156 more runs here

>irish
>employed

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England actually celebrating like this is a huge achievement kek
you are still shit

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>take quick shower
>26-6
Aussies trembling

Come on Ireland you can do it

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take it on the chin lad

>another Irish wicket
>oh really?
>no, O'reilly

4-1

So true

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DLF MAXIMUM

The comeback is on

4-0

delete this

this is grum

DONK

Begorah this is like another famine

GONE

oh nononononononononono

this is not looking good for ireland lads

>Ireland getting bowled out for less than 50
Hmmm

OHNONONONONONONONONO

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>be nice and let ireland have a bit of a head start, kind of like you'd do to an 8 year old if competing against them as an adult
>they gloat and brag and plaster it all over their newpapers
>absolutely grind them to dust in the rest of the match

serves them right, up-jumped ginger pricks.

STATE OF IRELAND
Thought our embarassment was bad?

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Was that basically a home run?

>get bowled out for 85 in your first innings
>STILL win by over 100 runs

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THE SHAMROCK SHOAH
THE PADDY POGROM
THE GUINNESS GENOCIDE
THE CLOVER CLEANSING

I feel like Ireland need to score more runs without losing wickets to win this game

>He doubted Broady

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>Beg England to play with you for over a century
>Get BTFO and quit the sport altogether

acestream?

couldnt see it
am pleasantly surprised

Bet Jimmy is furious at being injured. Could have had 13-14 wickets this match I reckon.

>there are people that bet on Ireland to win after England’s 1st innings collapse

Who /Maura/ here?

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Mfw I tipped Broad to have one of his 8-15 spells last night

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woakes 5 fer

fucking hell root caught one

>woakes celebrating a 5fer against Ireland of all teams
lmao how far have the poms sunk

GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH
YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE
FUCK OFF

Shocking

5er

Just imagine if we'd unleashed Joe Leach and Charlie Morris at Ireland instead of second-raters like Woakes and Broad. Ireland wouldn't have made double figures.

England peaking too early in the season
rookie mistake

that's his third today, something is up.

cook is comfy on tms

What's Woakes bowling average at Lords? Must be about 5 by now

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>The Eradicators of Eire

what is the appeal of this show

They showed it an over ago and it was like 10.5

can england enforce the double bowl out follow on?

Moving to England next week, funny that I’ll get loads of yous then simply because my flag won’t be the US. Pathetic.

WTF DIRELAND????

Standard practice really.

You'd still enjoy if you bet an abbo cricket team despite them being drunken retards. It's a bit like that

objectively the truth

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>10.5

lol noice

That's sort of like asking why severely retarded people like eating their own shit.

>cricket over before lunch

uncomfy. fuck off ireland

LMFAO pathetic from fatcunt

HOLY SHIT

10/10 slags
chads cheating on said slags
laughing at how thick they all are
said thick people trying to deceive other thick people with hair brained schemes
people shouting at one another

PISS OFF

Should they have test status?

What's on the Lords lunch menu today?

Mashed potatos

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Imagine going paying to watch a day's cricket and its over by lunch.
The Irish truly are scum.

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and what's the answer

Sounds like a shit Big Brother for zoomers

Just concede

SHANT be going to ireland for my hols

Same reason i go on Yea Forums. To laugh at reatrds

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nah lad, poo peeland went out for 26 long ago
but it’ll be the worst score this century

Just hit the stumps Broady son

THE STATE OF THE SLIP CORDEN

pretty accurate desu but the contestants are much better to watch than bb

jesus christ who hurt you?

>8 slips

BOWL A YORKER LAD

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ireland already making history in their third ever test. p. based

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Dancing around like a cat on a hot tin roof

>4 catches
Whatever's poot had for breakfast today, he needs to eat that for the next 5 tests.

can someone post a picture of the field.

>can't hit the stumps
fraud

Poot is unironically one of the best slip fielders in the world.

If anything he's swung it too well

chuckled

Feel a bit bad for them, they played so well

Radio says 42 is the lowest ever test innings at Lord's

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ah yes the poopeeland ;)

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HIT THE STUMPS LADS

BOWL A FUCKING YORKER FFS

Drogheda is in the midst of a gang war at the moment. When that quiets down it will be back to being a comfy rural town.

KEK, go listen to some shit awful folk music you incontinent drunk fuck

38 (thirty eight)

>lowest ever score at lord's

history makers

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHseeyouincycHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

JUST HIT THE STUMPS HOW FUCKING HARD IT CAN BE

Useless paddy cunts.

lowest ever score at lords in a test match

>38
AHAHAHAHAHA

BOWLED HIM

who hurt you?

Absolute state.

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I knew this was a 60 par pitch

This is what happens when you give a club team test status. England tried to give them a chance out of kindness but they still got smashed.

well that was something

>DIRELAND
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

CUNT CUNT MATE MATE
YOU GOT BOWLED FOR 38

lower score than IPs in this thread

grim end to this test match lads
the absolute STATE of ireland

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Ireland broke a world record today, they can go say that without having to detail what it was and we won't be pulling them up on it.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHseeyouincycHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

FUCK THE MICKS
FUCK THE MICKS

Read somewhere that the murder rate in Dublin is higher than anywhere in S.America.
That's fine mate, you stay on your side of our sea :^)

we played like a division two county team against them, will probably get pumped against the aussies
now the world cup's done and dusted and in the cabinet, get focusing back on having a muscular and elite test outfit

We're in here lads

i'm 1/3 potato nigger. probably why I'm an aggressive antisocial neet with adhd

HAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

At least you tried

NEW

Give me a fucking JAV gf right fucking now.

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>Direland
Christ.

Hope someone got a screenshot of the bowling card kek

>not turty

sour taste in the mouth for the paddies

FUCK England
Going to throw a stone at a police car now lads

bet r/cricket is seething at England's success ONCE AGAIN.

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shes a hooker and can be yours for $150 an hour.

Is that a UFO??

>toirty ate

I'm sorry for any of you lads supporting us, but we will learn from this.
Looking forward to the ashes, hopefully Australia can succeed where Ireland could not.

Thanks for the comfy threads this match.

Now Give leach man of the match to top off the hilarity

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Connor Eoghan O'Brian is absolutely FUMING, bommy knocker yourself the fuck out into The Liffey

Don't tempt me.

Ahahhahahah

Won't be making the news over here that! If Ireland win though there'd be a parade. Sing when your winning

>the murder rate in Dublin is higher than anywhere in S.America

I'm sorry user if you believe that I have some bad news for you.

based muzz

twitter.com/KevBeirne/status/1154736325079306240
COPE

>he still believes cloud cover makes the ball swing

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Here you go

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Ireland deserved more than that after the first day.

>pronouns in bio
grim

i fucked her, was great.

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i angrily dm'ed him yesterday

Once the ritual >direland posting fades there'll be many rooting for you to come good. Might take some weaker teams in easier conditions

there's more to ireland than that

Did she do the pained 'nyaaah' thing the whole time?

tbf they gave pakistan a decent game as well
like to see them and the afghans get some more test experience

>jack leach scored more than double ireland's second innings total

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We'll keep on coming back ..back back.. back

Well lads, I've decided I'm going to end it all. I'm going to run into the nearest fast ball from a pakistani immigrant in the division 3 league and hope it hits me somewhere meaty.

>t. clouderson

how is that irish bowler not motm

Afghanistan vs Ireland when?
would be kino desu

because it was a bowling pitch

vocaroo.com/i/s1PL0ALCM8iU

There's enough quality there for Ireland to have a wee tour of the West Indies or something.
Reckon they could take on Sri Lanka.

What a time to be alive

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less joe poot
less pooen ali
less poony bairstow
less rory poons
more jack leach

nah, she did moan though

It was

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yeah the windies would be a good series for them, likewise bangladesh
shame zimzalabim are banned right now desu as could see ireland easily beating them

Just wait until our aging key players retire. The decrepit corpse of max sorensen is humiliating our league. We've got shit all for youth talent coming in.

Ashes XI
burns

root

buttler
stokes
foakes
woakes
broad
leach
anderson

We need more Prods.

really hope they start broad anderson woakes and stokes

>when your local team is the GOAT

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The only way teams improve is to take the hits and persevere. England treated Banglas as a laughing stock in those early test and only 15-20 years later are they competitive

Sri Lanka touring Ireland would be kino

lmao never realised Leach was a funny austist.

>starting with only 9 players

It's a huge risk mate. I know we're much better than the Aussies and it's only fair to level the playing field, but even so I'm not comfortable with the idea

Fuck I remember staying up all night after work watching that 45 humiliator from Cape Town 2013.

We can't even get Stormont for the T20 league. We're never getting the prods to come to Malahide week in week out.

No point facing zim/afg they have to be given a chance at real tests. Simple as.

>Australia
Got BTFO in the semi even though they are self proclaimed best team in the world ever
>New Zealand
Shat the bed in the final and had a period all over the fresh sheets
>India
BTFO by new Zealand. Billion people who only care about cricket
>Pakistan
Same as above but got BTFO by the nrr. Cried alot
>Ireland
Bowled England out for 85. Still managed to not only win but get out for 38.

LMAO Ireland come out the best to be fair

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>tfw going to be in this division next year
Not looking forward to getting smashed about tbqh.

leach has grown on me abit
he does look fucking funny in the field

Burns has the shittest technique i've ever witnessed. And i've seen Phil Tuffnell bat.

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7281019/Ex-England-cricket-player-Phil-Tufnell-talked-killing-balcony-India-1993.html

lel

I mean the only way our cricket team will get better is if there is a demographic revival of Anglo-Irish and Scots-Irish Protestants on both sides of the border.

alan mullally made tufnell look like brian lara desu

youtube.com/watch?v=YpL0ywMg_xU

crowd dont want to leave

If all ireland won today, everyone would have come out and bandwagonned the result. Ireland have to be doing well at something for it to catch on, see rugby. Posh lad proddy sport but everyone loves it.

Reminder that the Irish players will count as overseas players in county cricket next year, Irish cricket is gonna go down the shitter i'm afraid

Smith shouldn't really have published that. Tuffers is great on t'radio

thats pretty retarded honestly.

doubt my chances of staying awake to see my mighty Manitoba Hawks in action in 7 hours

would've been kino if they just added Irish counties to county cricket

shall be watching the very based and redpilled canada global t20 later

Not looking good for the England cricket revival lads

>sanga
>murali
>mahela
>dharmasena
>arnold
>malinga
(Sanath excepted) what's their secret to avoiding any kind of hair loss? Amazing.

>LE FUGG LE EYERLAN XDDXDXD
who cares just give the world cup back already you English fucks

...

>kiwi fielding

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Seething harder than Tarrant still I see.

twitter.com/AWSStats/status/1154743194787225600

>Shortest innings in Test cricket:
30 in 12.3 overs SA v Eng Birmingham 1924
30 in 18.4 5-ball overs (= 15.4 x 6-ball) SA v Eng PE 1896
61 in 15.4 overs Eng v Aus Melbourne 1902
38 in 15.4 overs Ire v Eng Lord's 2019

But Irish players are foreign. Can't suddenly decided to be British so it benefits the national team. I'm sure they'd love that too in the premier league.

disappointing end to a competitive match tbqh, ireland won't get a better chance to beat us in a test than this

>Yeah leach opening will pay off, just need to slot jade dernbach at 3 and convince boyd rankin to re-reconvert and #1 test ranking will be ours

SL vs Ban ODI still on

>ireland won't get a better chance to beat us in a test than this
lol they'll get plenty seeing how you guys lost recently to fucking west indies jfc

need dernchad to return to the ranks desu

>gay dernbach
lol

NEED kp to come out retirement this summer, simple as

>Calling your son Jade

most are from NI

*texts the opposition*

...

>he doesn't understand big brain ed's 10d chess strategy of unleashing final form jade dernbach at 3 on the aussie bowling attack

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I don't understand cricket. Did someone win?

ireland are a lot worse then the windies

Malinga still crushing toes

>finally get the day off, excited for cricket and sun
>cricket is over, sun is gone
Awesome

duckett
vince
westley
ballance
moeen
davies (wk)
borthwick
bresnan
ball
jordan
dernbach

NEED that Aussie that shitposted about englanding needing Adam Lyth to come back so I can debate whether England should call up Darren Pattinson for some much needed lower order stability

Far too many counties already, quality of county cricket is dire atm

>Irish cricket

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known two male Jades, both quite oppressed and downtrodden types

kino

Crane and Ansari if it's in the subcontinent

You did. I remember you

Ireland is the other part of our isles I hate the least desu.

just reminded of who jack leach reminds me of
twitter.com/stevedawson0972/status/1039579083787718656?lang=en

>"our isles"

KYS yourself lad.

liking the zone with sanga 2bqh

'Our', as in, the two that we both live on, not that we own, you fucking sperg.

Quick reminder there are multiple Irish flags itt

The cold reality is that the Irish don't deserve our independence. We should be doing our best to aid brexit and making preparations to rejoin the UK.

based and redpilled

All of the Irish cricket fans

kill yourself, mboko

Thanks mate, you the betting lad?

>Sky start showing the world cup final highlights
>Kiwi flags disappear

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Australians too desu.

>ir3l8nd

its only one guy thats mad about england winning desu

The spirits of all of the English Lords buried at this fabled cricket ground have gotten involved by cursing the Irish batsmen. There is no other logical explanation.

bruh, look at this dude, oh no no no no HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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FUN FUN FUN
IN THE SUN SUN SUN

Sorry? Glenn who? Never heard of him mate

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It's genuinely hilarious how much shit the resident kiwi was chatting and now he knows no matter what he does he'll always have to deal with the crushing events at Lords that fine July day.

As an English man living in Ireland, can i just day thank you based woakes and thank you based broad.

Will be supporting Ireland though in the next test v Sri Lanka

cricket is for darkies anyway

>I'm not upset, it's just a game. we lost and it sucks but life moves on but the poms here won't let us move on

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Reminder to Australians trying to shitpost

>60 all out (18.3 Overs, RR: 3.24, 94 minutes)

Lmao

Daily reminder that Isle of Mann is a British dependency. 'Rock On'.

>England got twatted in first day against South Island
>Manage to meme some runs back in 2nd day, but still not great
>Absolutely RAPE South Island in 3rd day
>Win
Fucking hell why is winning with England never easy?

I was slightly conflicted during this match, but now that England have won I can safely say that I was with them from the start.

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>but the poms here won't let us move on

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BASED

Fuck you James.

AMIR RETIRED

ZACHY ON POOCIDE WATCH

OH NONONO

NO AMIR SHOW NOT EVER

:)

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the coward root would have batted on at 342

what has gotten into you Brits today? You're being absolutely punishingly bad sports, winners and loser both

>be a northern ireland protestant
>form a cricket team composed entirely of orangemen
>call yourselves "Ireland"
>deliberately choke in one of the biggest blunders of all time to give "Ireland" a bad name

Mate, you cunts have spent the last month teeling us our WC win was cheated.
Think we're a bit bored of it desu, pushback is natural.

oooo...it is a tragedy...

hmm

>If this were boxing the referee would have stopped it in the first round. Instead, it feels like England got up off the canvas in the 12th round and landed an undeserved knock out blow. Unlucky Ireland.
>Undeserved
Fucking Hell.

this
even the irish weren't this bad after the thierry henry handball incident
grim

>won by 143 runs
>undeserved
Seething

ooooooooo... looks tough... bangla missing shakib bro...

Kek, who the fuck wrote this?

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BBC put it up on their live text update thing and it has like 900 downvotes. The comment is literally going 'You collapsed twice so you should just give up and let us win'. The most dire, grim and disgusting idea.

Somebody called 'Dom' texted it in to the BBC Get Involved thing and the BBC put it up in the Live Text.

Damhnaic Ó Súilleabháin no doubt

This is your mind on limited overs cricket

>Irish names

What a fucking mess

I would feel worse for the Irish if they didn't already act like they'd won after day 1. But then I guess you can't expect them to understand test cricket.

glad they all got anglicised over here

found out that happened to my mum's family the other day, applied for a visa to come over and someone over in london (northern ireland) had anglicised all their names and they couldn't do a thing about it lmao

My mate whose Dad came over from Burma had a similar thing

based

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>Losing to England
>Losing to England at home
>Getting bowled out for 66
>Losing to England by 675 runs
>675 runs

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The anti-England hatred has been building to a crescendo since the start of the World Cup. Not specifically on Yea Forums where you expect a certain amount of vitriolic banter but across the entire online cricket sphere.

Most of it was from pakis and poos hating on England for the rain, the pitches, England playing good, England playing bad, England reaching the final, England winning the final under the circumstances they did. Constantly bringing up shit like colonialism, looting and stealing.

And now you just know the whole world was practically getting ready to jizz at us losing to a minnow country that we've "historically oppressed" in our first ever meeting against them in Tests. Then with all that we come out and fucking blow them away in one morning.

So yes basically the reaction is one massive pic related.

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That's what the prod cunts did during the famine. They forced families to change their names and renounce their catholicism in order to avail of the soup kitchens. Fucking eternal anglo strikes again!

>"the UK flags here have treated the NZers like utter shit since the WC, shitting on the losers as it were. where I'm form that's poor sportsmanship and I 'd expect it mainly from Aussies. Again, I find it surprising because it thought England and NZ were mates"

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>tfw United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland will never ever exist
It hurts. Fuck Cromwell.

need sex and need it soon simple as that

cricket fans in a nutshell

got the fever for the flava, eh?
youtube.com/watch?v=QAURo0rwt6g

No girl will sleep with a man who isn't in his local club's slip cordon, simple as.

ryan sidebottom's long and flowing locks
simple as

working my way in mate took a few blinders at point and the slips lads my jokes last season

Symonds vaguely racist gollywog-esque facial arrangement.

The jokes are more important than the catches imo.

monty panesar's deer in headlights look when he came out to bat

literally did exist fool

nothing worse than when you're at fine leg watching the banter go on in the slips but being completely unable to get involved

Yes, I mean now. Not in the past.

Trying to have banter with the square leg umpire from the other team is hit or miss.

this wasn't ironic or a parody, played completely straight

Imagine the banter

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>Slipping this hard to englel

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they literally won the world cup you fucking retard

>using soccer bants in /cric/
>being a west-brit
>not being physically ill each morning when looking at yourself in the mirror

Looks like SL have a new potential quick bowler

>That was one day cricket
>Bowled them out for 85
>Ireland had England on the ropes

If it was a 20 runs win or so, even 50 that's fine. This was a hard choke slip

Slipped harder than Mr G himself

Go home

hello lads

>englel
Hello Yank.

just saw the score kek

Reminder if you would choose left over right you don't belong here

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>Bungledesh without Shakib

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oooo....

Howling

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Na mate I'm here for good geezer

>this was 4 years ago

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>extras being top scorer
gets me every time desu

business idea: shakib college

Me and the wife with Tregs

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Ideal format for World T20:
5 groups of 3 teams each, 2 of each group go into the second round.
Second round consists of two groups of five each, followed by a semi final and final.
Meme countries get a chance to play against the big teams, but only 10 games out of 38 featuring the bottom five ranked teams, given they all get knocked out in the first round so ICC aren't afraid of losing their money.
Furthermore every game will feature a top ten team, given the bottom 5 ranked get knocked out in round one.

Somerset vs Hampshire brainlet bash

youtube.com/watch?v=gpnADZatx0Q

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Wonderful photograph. Captures the theme of the final so well.

Kolpak XI

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Never liked the format with 3 in a group and 2 going through desu, makes the whole group stage feel a bit drawn out and irrelevant. Why not 4 groups with 4 teams each instead? Can have a simple format then with 2 going through from each group, followed by quarters, semis, and then final. Also allows one more meme country to participate, which I always like to see.

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Can't stand Hampshire, precisely for that reason. I think we've got the highest proportion of academy lads at Worcestershire, although we do have one kolpak in Parnell so I'm a bit worried we'll sell out in time

How prominent is the seam on a potato?

not a massive fan of teams stockpiling with kolpaks desu
one is enough and two really is pushing it

Agree mate, don't worry though based brexit will put an end to the kolpak menace once and for all

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based

Is there no end to the benefits of Brexit?

England Queens vs Australia "women" 1st Ashes brainlet bash

ustreamix.su/stream.php?id=sky-sports-cricket&token=5ce-459-6eb-b0f-6fd-7b1-365-9aa-a21-c41-95

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>8 Brainlet blast games to choose from and sky show this shite

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canada t20 kino on freesports later

Based Babar

Killer line up, should be good bowling at the death

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These Sheila bats play good cricket shots desu. Maybe they should be allowed to play off 20 yards to help the bowlers?

At no point in its history was Drogheda a "comfy rural town"

>What an arrogant post
>no one here needs you to say sorry
>we need you to stop going on about it and being total shit cunts to us

Just woke up

Morning Crystal maze is on tv here do you guys have that there?

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF

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Pls understand everyone that even thogh it was yes the english who win the test match today... Everyone know that it was IRELAND who win the game to our hearts, it is all the ICC fault they are the demons i swear to you

I am quite happy for every opponent we play from now on to win the hearts of spectators as long as we win the actual game

Anyone want to vote for Sebbo?

Nah we don’t

So true mate

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Imagine all the thoughts of redemption the kiwis had after being crushed in their home final by their big brother when england needed 9 off 3 only to see their hopes run down to the boundary.

If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment their hearts break

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RECYCLE
RECYCLE
RECYCLE

>38 runs

Lmao back in your box niggas

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shan't be posting in a burger thread

only seems like yesterday I woke up hungover and watched the aussies get BTFO

embarrassing.

NEW

yep, this is the one.

500th for sebbo is a cretin.